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maiden crane
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GAMEPLAY

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VALHALL!!

twin sun
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shameless plug for microsoft teams

ornate pond
sweet plume
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i think they have that last, so people look trough it all

wooden vortex
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NO

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CYBPERPUNK

sweet plume
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like when u walk in ikea

wooden vortex
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NO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

regal meteor
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SO thats it

wooden vortex
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FUCK ASSASINS CREED

sweet plume
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oh

regal meteor
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lol XD

sweet plume
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YES

maiden crane
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no

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assassins creed

sweet plume
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VALHALLA

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THOR IS WITH US

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no

quasi canopy
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Vahalla

sweet plume
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lol

regal meteor
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odin

sweet plume
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ODIN

quasi canopy
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Odin

sweet plume
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wtf

maiden crane
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DAMN THAT HIDDEN BLADE

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RICH FOOL

ionic sun
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i need to buy ac valhalla

sweet plume
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who doesnt

wooden vortex
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cant wait for this to be original

ionic sun
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i loved odyssey and this will be same shit but in better setting

maiden crane
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WAR GUY

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WAR HORN

ionic sun
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cant also wait to see how badly optimised it is (*)

maiden crane
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damn

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wtf

sweet plume
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what do we climb on?

maiden crane
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this dope

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nothing

sweet plume
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its assassins creed after fucking all

maiden crane
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YEAHHHHHH

ionic sun
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BIRB

quasi canopy
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I like how they're expanding to different eras

twin sun
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i wonder if we get to side with the "english" to kill other saxons

ionic sun
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PLEASE LET ME HAVE MY PET FROGE

regal meteor
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damn dissapointment

wooden vortex
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look he has eagle

maiden crane
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ASHRAF ISMAIL

ionic sun
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I DONT WANT PET BIRB

regal meteor
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lol

ionic sun
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I WANT PET FROGE

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;m froge

sweet plume
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was that all

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cmon

wooden vortex
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just like every other ucking prtagomnsit

sweet plume
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;m froge

twin sun
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cause for some reason the "english" have byzantine armour

noble geyser
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lool

regal meteor
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Gameplay cutscenes, no actual gameplay

maiden crane
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i swear if the AC gameplay reveal is it...

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and its done

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ima cry

regal meteor
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yea that's probably it

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xD

twin sun
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*saxon horde

normal crown
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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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That was a great gameplay

sweet plume
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my grandad was a viking

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fyi

wooden vortex
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you know what else is brutal

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dying light 2

regal meteor
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Oof, twitter will be a hellstorm

twin sun
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i just dont like this game cause im english and im into history

regal meteor
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You know what's brutal

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no news for DL2 for 8 months

twin sun
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i wanna play it

regal meteor
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hehe

noble geyser
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​Render Trailer = Gameplay

twin sun
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but im gonna hate and love every second of it

fossil ingot
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There was literally nothing there that interested me especially after I kind of fell off the assassin’s creed waggon

wooden vortex
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dl2 is more better than this

sweet plume
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yup

fossil ingot
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Just not impressed

sweet plume
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where did uncy go shut

quasi canopy
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I've only played Ac 3 hopefully I can get vahalla

normal crown
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Why Techland why!! We could have had a nice Dl 2 gameplay instead of that fucking shit Assassins creed "Gameplay"

sweet plume
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he proably went to make more sentiment reports

fossil ingot
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If you want to call that gameplay

vital vector
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Why do we have that command available to boosters... YodaFacepalm

maiden crane
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well time to listen to gameplay demo for the 1000th time

wooden vortex
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its not even gameplay

twin sun
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what command?

sweet plume
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i just wnated to try it out alpvia

regal meteor
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they marketed it as a gameplay teaser as i recall

vital vector
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The GIF command.

twin sun
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oh right

regal meteor
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but we got a fucking cutscene

quasi canopy
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It would be better if they showed DL2 gameplay to make the article from yesterday wrong

wooden vortex
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ive seent he dl2 gameplay so many time i can recite evey dialouge the characters say

twin sun
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same

fossil ingot
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Yeah imma go watch the 2019 demo and go to bed

noble geyser
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@wooden vortex Tell me the whole dialouge.

sweet plume
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prove it snakemate

regal meteor
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Oh wow

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Smart Delivery

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😮

normal crown
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That assassins creed thing was a fucking piece of shit

regal meteor
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PC masterrace

sweet plume
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oh

quasi canopy
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What anton?

sweet plume
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wrong one

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not u

twin sun
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THEY NEVER USED FIRE ARROWS

wooden vortex
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aiden we need you, renegades will be here any minute

sweet plume
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cool gamer

twin sun
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THAT DUDE IS WEARING BYZANTINE STYULE ARMOUR

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bruh

wooden vortex
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where have you been?

maiden crane
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ugh now their talking the other games revealed

wooden vortex
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Around town

maiden crane
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to the devs

regal meteor
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Wow

wooden vortex
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need to rest?

regal meteor
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they showed us the cinematic again

sweet plume
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rip dl2

maiden crane
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BORING!

regal meteor
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ahh yess

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Dirt 5

thorn hatch
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Everyone shut the fuck up and let cool gamer recreate the entire dl2 dialogue

regal meteor
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broom broom

sweet plume
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wheres the talk about dl2?

wooden vortex
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i will not say anymore

thorn hatch
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bitch

fossil ingot
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Wow

twin sun
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no ill be alright, ill be fine

quasi canopy
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Jeez

maiden crane
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wtf u mean "bitch"

normal crown
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oh my fucking god i'm so cranky and cross

maiden crane
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ur pfp is kara

thorn hatch
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Im actually excited for dirt 5.
Love dirt tbh.

sweet plume
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probably like to eat it too.

thorn hatch
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Definitely.

wooden vortex
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Dl2 is better than all games here

quasi canopy
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With pretzels it's alright

maiden crane
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facts

regal meteor
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I need DL2 in my veins

twin sun
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Anton aint pullin no punches

noble geyser
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probably like to eat it too.
I laughed at it too much.

sweet plume
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wtf u mean im on stoeirds

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steorids

maiden crane
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Steroids?

sweet plume
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yes

maiden crane
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werent we gonna see the new destiny dlc?

twin sun
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so what abt Lord of the rings Gollum

maiden crane
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TROY BAKER

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OK EVERYTHING IS AWESOME NOW

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NOLAN NORTH

sweet plume
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stfu

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troy baker can suck my ass

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im so tired of hearing that naem

maiden crane
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you can eat my ass

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nolan north is pog champ

twin sun
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Troy Baker: the VA that has to be in ever AAA game

wooden vortex
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is that nathan drake

thorn hatch
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anton x rtx

regal meteor
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Broom broom

maiden crane
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yeah it is

thorn hatch
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anton x rtx

maiden crane
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and desmond

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and destiny ghost

thorn hatch
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And martin walker

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AND MARTIN WALKER.

quasi canopy
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My brain hurts

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From reading all this

regal meteor
thorn hatch
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Kek

maiden crane
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ffs

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stop talking devs

twin sun
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KATERINO?

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oh

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lol

maiden crane
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let techland roll out and make an appearance

normal crown
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The Valhalla thing was just pathetic

maiden crane
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yea

normal crown
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fucking ubisoft liars

thorn hatch
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Shut the fuck up about valhalla no one cares about valhalla

Lmao

maiden crane
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we just called it pathetic

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blind?

quasi canopy
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Egg

twin sun
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i fucking love For Honor, but Ubi are shit lol

regal meteor
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Ubisoft will never learn what Gameplay Trailer means.

thorn hatch
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Lel

normal crown
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we could've had a nice Dl 2 trailer and not that shitty ass cinematic

regal meteor
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WE could've, but we didn't

thorn hatch
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we aint getting dl2 lmao.

twin sun
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WE

regal meteor
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254 DAYS AND STILL NUTTING

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*nothing

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lul

thorn hatch
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Oh no i know you're nutting.

quasi canopy
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Wtf

thorn hatch
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We all nut to the sight of karim.

maiden crane
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nope

quasi canopy
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Just you

maiden crane
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^^^

thorn hatch
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God he's so goddamn hot I'll shit all over the walls and scream monkey banana

noble geyser
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What.

maiden crane
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weirdo

noble geyser
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The.

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Fuck.

wooden vortex
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Poland

thorn hatch
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Lmfao.

wooden vortex
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the ciry

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the city

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CL@

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DL@

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DL2

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confeimed

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r

maiden crane
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lady has a destiny ghost in the background

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pog weirdchamp

thorn hatch
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You're bringing mrbossftw flashbacks 😔

maiden crane
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stfu

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ceiling gang

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smh

quasi canopy
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We can't be dissapointed or mad at techland if they show nothing because Uncy told us to not hype ourselves up for something that wasn't announced

thorn hatch
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^

maiden crane
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thats it

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so when was xbox game studios?

wooden vortex
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over

gilded coyote
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HMM

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okay no DL2

maiden crane
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everyones so mad in chat

quasi canopy
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July

thorn hatch
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You seem surprised lol

maiden crane
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omg

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boys

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we got cyberpunk news

twin sun
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damm

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that was a waste of an hour lol

lament hinge
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indeed

maiden crane
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but this from the cyberpunk discord

lament hinge
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the worst event i have seen so far next to the playstation one

maiden crane
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is better

lament hinge
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waste of time

maiden crane
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that tid bit of news is better than the entire event

lament hinge
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ikr

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they were like

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"oh shit look at their pathetic and sad stream, how can we save them? okay lets share something on twitter"

thorn hatch
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In seriousness, I'm still excited for valhalla. Could be because i just like the rpg element, but i favor origins over odyssey because it doesn't rely heavily on the rpg element- it still has a story, if valhalla is more like origins in that sense- I'll love it even more.

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Like i don't mind RPG AC, But don't like- forget the story.

lament hinge
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i expected actual gameplay from valhalla

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but we got static scenes and thats it

thorn hatch
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In a way we both did and didn't.

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That said it's ubisoft so.. What did you expect tbh?-

thorn hatch
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I really love dead island and riptide, i dont know why. Maybe i just love techland games, it's like metro, bad voice acting (mostly) amazing games.
Imo.

lament hinge
thorn hatch
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you're just really hot for him aren't you

lament hinge
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arent im

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u should see my phone screen Risitaslaugh

thorn hatch
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i thought i did lol

thorn hatch
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sorry all i can stare at is his ass

lament hinge
normal crown
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You're a thicc one, Mr. Prophet
You have such a nice dick
You're as dandy as r a n d y
and you are as charming as an eel,
Mr. Prophet
I would like to touch your - 55 and half foot long dong !

lament hinge
normal crown
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That's that Mr.Grinch song but directed to prophet's thiccness

ornate pond
green jetty
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@ornate pond Ah yeah, that was great.

normal crown
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F

ornate pond
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Give it back

green jetty
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Tough luck, Arc. I sold your disc.

normal crown
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man stole his disc

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press F to pay respects for Arc's disc

green jetty
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F

vital vector
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normal crown
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F

green jetty
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I wonder if I could steal Alp's disc. It would certainly be tough as he knows how to bhop as well.

slate fossil
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can they remove the hug emote

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please

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its cursed

normal crown
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?

vital vector
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It certainly is cursed.

slate fossil
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vilkki can somehow hug me from 1000000 meters away

green jetty
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But then how else are me and Vilkki going to terrorise you, Dok?

slate fossil
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this is why i dont play portal 2

vital vector
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I don't play it anymore because... Uh...

normal crown
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the reason you dont play it anymore is yes

ornate pond
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You beat it

vital vector
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I beat it like 4 times, I think.

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I don't have anything to do in Portal 2 now, I suppose. peeposadman

green jetty
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Play custom maps.

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I've poured in almost 200 hours in the game thanks to custom maps.

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Which isn't that much in the grand scheme of things, but it is a fair bit more than the average person I suppose.

vital vector
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I can't enjoy custom maps, I don't know why.
I just get bored of them really quickly.

green jetty
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You need to play the good stuff.

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Some maps even introduce new mechanics all together.

vital vector
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I remember you recommending some maps, can't recall the names though.

polar leaf
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alpvia

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why are you here ?

vital vector
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Why are we still here?

polar leaf
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becouse of dying light

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what did you think

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and becouse of ice cream

green jetty
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@vital vector The Sunbury Chambers are quite interesting. Both from a gameplay and aesthetic perspective. Some of the better single-player series would be like 12 Angry Tests, Designed for Danger, Wheatley's Reprisal, and the Unreal Chambers. I recommend checking them out.

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You'd probably wanna put Sunbury Chambers and Unreal Chambers together though. They have quite a similar approach to puzzle design as they focus on mind bending techniques.

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The other series feels more like a small little campaign rather than just chambers.

vital vector
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Alright, I'll ask my friend if he wants to try them out with me.

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Thanks for reminding me of the names, by the way.

green jetty
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If he is up for it then I recommend trying out Unreal Chambers as they certainly take mind bending to the next level. Record your reaction, aye?

vital vector
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The thing is, I will probably react in Turkish since my friend is Turkish.

green jetty
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Well, actually. I think they are single-player maps anyways. I guess Sunbury will have to do.

vital vector
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Ah well, we'll see.

green jetty
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Yeah, we'll see about your demotion depending on if you play it or not. /s

broken lodge
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@green jetty my bad

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Uh

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Finish an entire kf2 game on hard getting kills only via bludgeoning with your syringe.

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Thats my retarded challenge ig

green jetty
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You can do that?

ornate pond
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maybe

normal crown
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@paper thicket I'm literally

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stuck after halfight

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2nd time

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bitch ass glitched game

normal crown
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3rd time

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STILL THE SAME THING

lament hinge
normal crown
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Fixed nvm

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apparantly I killed the npc boss before the invader so it glitched out because the second npc came after the invader

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good job FormSoft

paper thicket
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what

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😂

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what the hell are you talking about

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@normal crown the two npcs in that bossfight respawn indefinitely and they're only there to help the boss player

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the other player is the boss

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killing the npcs does not count towards his health bar

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actually there might be just one guardian

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but I remember there being two

normal crown
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There is two guardians

paper thicket
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aight

normal crown
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I happened to kill the first one before the invader

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And mf glitched

paper thicket
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how did it glitch

normal crown
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The fog was still there, I was able to quit game and get back to the shrine, but the fog was there and the boss music was constant

paper thicket
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it shouldn't matter when you kill them or if you kill them at all

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you can just completely ignore them and you should

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oh

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fog?

normal crown
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I tried quitting game but nothing happened like I didn't kill the boss, I tried traveling back to the shrine and same thing, fog there and boss still alive

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Yeah

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Dude

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fog

paper thicket
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so you couldn't get back into the church

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through the fog wall

normal crown
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Yeah

paper thicket
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sometimes there are fog walls because an area is still loading in

normal crown
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It was glitched

paper thicket
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but since the music was playing

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that's some monke moment

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if I remember correctly I killed one guardian as well before the player got summoned

normal crown
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And it didn't show invader has died

paper thicket
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but the guardian respawned

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afterwards

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like they do

normal crown
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Yeah, it's quite bugged there

paper thicket
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nothing bugged out for me

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what happened though

normal crown
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lucky u

paper thicket
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like what happened on the first attempt

normal crown
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I killed the tall thing before the npc guardian showed up, and killed the guardian before the invader showed up, killed the invader and then another guardian showed, killed the guardian but I noticed it didn't say that the invader died

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then I was stuck in this constant playing boss music and fog surrounded the entrance

paper thicket
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tall thing aka Judicator Argo GWtloLaugh

normal crown
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Yes

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that niger

paper thicket
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and yes you should do that

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otherwise I dont even know what kind of mess would be boss be like

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I just killed him asap so I didn't have to deal with getting ganked

normal crown
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No, what I did was let that mf finish his sentence then the guardian showed up and it fixed the problem with invader leaving but not leaving lmAo

paper thicket
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oh so killing the player did nothing

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thats just some mega lag leaving your game fucked up

normal crown
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I guess, well it's over now and I'll never go through it again

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Now tell me

paper thicket
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NG+

normal crown
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no

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not yet

paper thicket
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I know

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but eventually

normal crown
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Yes

paper thicket
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You have made Midir fall of the cliff, yes?

normal crown
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Yes

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ez

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nòw

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where shira

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le bitch

paper thicket
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Do you know how to get to Midir?

normal crown
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I want the set

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Well.. no

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I will just

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explore

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and find

paper thicket
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You know the elevator that goes down to where the statue is

normal crown
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I mean he's probably at the bottom so

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Yes

paper thicket
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right before the church cliff

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in the elevator shaft there's a tunnel halfway through

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just walk off the elevator on that spot

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Since you like to rush bosses

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I would like to introduce you to one of the hardest in the game

normal crown
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Ahh, classic, formsoft likes putting entrances mid elevator in all their games

paper thicket
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Yes they love secrets

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oh btw

normal crown
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Hardest boss

paper thicket
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there is this puzzle I absolutely love

normal crown
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wait

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is that..

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I forgot his name

paper thicket
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what

normal crown
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Nvm

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Anyway, I think I'll go for Gael instead

paper thicket
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I haven't killed Gael but Midir ded

normal crown
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Idk, I just wanted the shira set

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So I have to kill the dragon

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I'm too lazy

paper thicket
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bruh

normal crown
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what

paper thicket
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anyway

normal crown
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I heard Gael is a giant

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lmao

paper thicket
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you know the "show your humanity" puzzle

normal crown
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Sounds familiar

paper thicket
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Gael isn't a giant who told you that

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Yhorm is a giant

normal crown
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I meant bigger

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Not your average human size

paper thicket
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Most of all the humanoid bosses are bigger than the regular man

normal crown
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Like tahir and crane

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lmao

paper thicket
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bru

normal crown
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Yes

paper thicket
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Have you gone to Profaned Capital yet?

normal crown
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Yes

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Grand archives is the only place I didn't visit yet, I think

paper thicket
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and literally everything past that

normal crown
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Yes

paper thicket
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the Grand Archives is such an ominous place

normal crown
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Nah there still places I didn't go to yet

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I don't like grand archives, if I go there it would be for undead shard and estus

paper thicket
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What bosses have you killed

normal crown
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my last

paper thicket
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tell me the last 5

normal crown
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Hm..

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Well the invader

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pontiff or whatever the name was

paper thicket
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Halflight

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Pontiff Sulyvahn

normal crown
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Yes

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Uhh

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I'm thinking

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Idk that one's name after killing the worm

paper thicket
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worm

normal crown
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worm

paper thicket
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oh

normal crown
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nob

paper thicket
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Old Demon King

normal crown
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yes

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do the deacons count 69

paper thicket
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😳

normal crown
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And the skelebro

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Mist breather mf

paper thicket
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I died to them twice because I didn't know about the curse

normal crown
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with golden bracelets

paper thicket
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if you don't finish it fast enough you will die

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and there is nothing to do about it

normal crown
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Didn't know, because I destroyed them 69

paper thicket
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curse is instakill when the meter fills up

normal crown
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L1 SPAM WOOHOO

paper thicket
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mm yes I didnt use FGS a lot that early

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I was still exploring the different weapons I had

normal crown
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FGS is amazing in pve, works well with pvp too against people who fear on their health a lot 69

paper thicket
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man

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dont be one of those who act like the sword only has a single attack

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Did you like the Demon Prince?

normal crown
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Some guy with frayed blade slowly walking up waiting for me to get close and I just arrow him then he gets out and then I just L1 spam it forsenJoy

paper thicket
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One of the best bosses in the game

normal crown
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Ah him

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no

paper thicket
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is the whole demon fight

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Imo

normal crown
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Well

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It was alright

paper thicket
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what SL are you?

normal crown
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218

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power

paper thicket
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excuse me

normal crown
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yes

paper thicket
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what the fuck did you do

normal crown
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Idk I summoned someone for help and he dropped bunch of souls

paper thicket
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..................................................................................................................................

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That explains it

normal crown
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yes

paper thicket
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That explains why the game is so fucking easy for you

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you're supposed to be 200+ when YOU'RE ON FUCKING NG+3

normal crown
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nah it isn't that easy, 4 shots

paper thicket
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jesus christ dude

normal crown
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Bruh

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chill

paper thicket
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that's worse than the equivalent of instantly getting legend 250 when you complete prologue in DL

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it's that but 10x worse

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wtf

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I was wondering how did you get so far so quickly but you're just the most overleveled person I have ever heard of

normal crown
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man, how I could leave the souls on the ground, I took it

paper thicket
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alright then

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I'm off for tonight

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one tip

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try to play the game legit

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instead of cheating

normal crown
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Bruh, I reached 200 after getting to pontiff

paper thicket
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on a new save

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bye

normal crown
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Wtf is wrong with you

paper thicket
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I was SL82 when I beat pontiff and that's considered overleveled too

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the game just becomes super easy

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you could make a monkey play it

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and win

normal crown
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you need to replay again then, because it doesn't, you still get 3-5 shot

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after pontiff

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idk before that probably no

paper thicket
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One more thing

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DKS3 BUT ITS STORY MODE FROM DYINGLIGHT

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WOOOO FUN GAMEPLAY CHALLENGING

normal crown
#

More like

#

you and everyone is one shot

#

game over

#

Dude I saw some people with max level on ng+ I'm not even going to level up again even after ng+5

broken lodge
#

@green jetty sorry again lol

#

Yea, you can melee with your syringe

leaden orchid
#

@green jetty Unlike Val the soyboy, I don't apologise for pings. Here you go

broken lodge
#

AussieBullyGuy

leaden orchid
#

@green jetty 🖕

normal crown
lament hinge
lament hinge
#

dark souls are overrated rolling simulators with budget so tight they cant even get a normal story telling like in all other games

orchid plinth
somber marlin
paper thicket
#

@lament hinge ???

#

Now that just sounds like someone needs to git gud

#

Fucking casul

normal crown
#

I barely rolled in ds

#

Use a shield or just stun

#

so that means

#

git gud uncykek

paper thicket
#

Ok shield is more casul wtf PE

#

Parry is the real king move

normal crown
#

Ok look I only use it when spammer niger happen

paper thicket
#

There are 3-6 frames that have to match to get a successful parry

normal crown
#

In DS3 it's like facing the babies of orphan kos from bloodborne, mf unexpected attacks

paper thicket
#

Making it the hardest move to time in the game

#

And parrying with FGS is harder than with shields

normal crown
#

I know

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So I just riposte

#

after stun

#

in bb we call it visceral attack

paper thicket
#

That's what you're supposed to do

normal crown
#

yes...?

paper thicket
#

Timing dodges is the second hardest part

normal crown
#

I wanna get Gael's sword but he would probably be easy if I fight him now, I'll fight him after going into ng+5

paper thicket
#

When you start the animation

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You're vulnerable

#

Right in the middle of it

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You have like 20 frames of invulnerability

#

Then right after

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You're totally open and defenseless

normal crown
#

Isn't FGS easy to stun in pvp?

leaden orchid
#

I just cheesed the hyper armour with the greatsword

paper thicket
#

It is

normal crown
#

Yeah figured

#

but people are too afraid they just dodge

paper thicket
#

Yes because ur poise monster and gay aussie

normal crown
#

BB bosses are more spammy than DS3

#

they won't let you breathe

leaden orchid
#

Also better OST peepogroove

paper thicket
#

You haven't fought the right bosses then

normal crown
#

especially orphan, mf got a lot of movesets you can't save them into your head

paper thicket
#

Though Pontiff is one that gives you barely any window to heal

normal crown
#

well yes

paper thicket
#

But since you're overleveled as fuck the bosses are all 100 times easier

normal crown
#

There is a beast in bb that will one shot you no matter what and mf can't be dodged successfully always

#

Dude I didn't know 200 would be overpowered

paper thicket
#

What normal people have to do is to learn how to dodge every single attack of a bossfight, because they usually die in 1-3 hits

normal crown
#

Dodging is definitely not like bb obviously but I'm getting the hand of it

#

Because in bb dodging is just like DL

#

spam it

#

same animation

paper thicket
#

Make a new character sometime

normal crown
#

Nah, I'll run through until ng+10 69

#

with 200

paper thicket
#

Ok but if you want to pvp you should make a new character and stick to soul levels 85-120

#

Those the most active pvp levels

normal crown
#

I can just respec and not use the points ye?

paper thicket
#

You can't

normal crown
#

Well fuck, I'll make another one

#

I get invaded pretty fast and a lot in areas like anor and filianore's rest

paper thicket
#

You can only ever summon, invade or play with people who are within +/- 20 levels from your own

#

Unless you use a matching password

normal crown
#

I know how it works bruh, it's just like bloodborne

paper thicket
#

If you use a password with a friend, everyone will be scaled down to the lowest guy's stats

normal crown
#

I know mkay

paper thicket
#

Ur pvp is already ruined and all the people you will probably face are just havel twinks at that point

#

Because that's what I get at 160

normal crown
#

Honestly, sl 80 would have been enough, I thought ds is harder than bb but turned out easier 69

#

The bosses still 2 slap

paper thicket
#

Yea I fucking wonder why

normal crown
#

but they aren't spammy

paper thicket
normal crown
paper thicket
#

Did u go to archdragon's peak

#

One of my favorite locations ever

normal crown
#

yeah, went the for the ashes, but then I expored it a little

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I like it

#

explored

paper thicket
#

Did u kill the hardest boss in the game uncykek

#

Ancient wyvern

normal crown
paper thicket
normal crown
#

Fucking noob

#

Formsoft did a great job

paper thicket
#

😳

#

You just DFA it

#

Epic

normal crown
#

ez

paper thicket
#

The actual boss is all the enemies in that area

normal crown
#

I'm gonna explore it more, I wanna kill more dragons

#

but I just don't like that area because it's day time

paper thicket
#

Which, by the way, were pretty fucking difficult on the appropriate levels

#

I hate snake people

normal crown
#

dude they are still difficult even on 200 I get 4 shot by normie little bugs 69

paper thicket
#

What is your vigor

#

Level

normal crown
#

50

paper thicket
#

Wtf

#

That's already past the soft cap

#

Nornally people dont even have that much health

normal crown
#

Not really, over 65 is past

paper thicket
#

60 is hard cap

#

40 is soft cap

normal crown
#

before that it was 40

#

Ye

#

When I was lvl 62

#

what

paper thicket
#

You have like 35% more health than me and u complain about getting killed in few hits GWbratWhy

#

Its already ez mode

#

Have you gone to consumed king's garden

normal crown
#

It isn't nibba

paper thicket
#

IT IS

normal crown
#

Bro.. I literally get 4 shot

#

nothing changed

paper thicket
#

That doesn't matter

normal crown
#

You get 2 slaps yes?

paper thicket
#

The game is easy mode if you're 4-3 times the level you should be

#

No, I get more slaps because I'm not wearing shitty armor and I have good rings

normal crown
#

I have..

paper thicket
#

But if I was naked I would get 2 slap

normal crown
#

oh wait I just reazlied

#

My vig is 40

#

I have a ring that boosts it 69

#

I thought it was 50

paper thicket
#

Never say the game hasn't become easy again

#

I have a question

normal crown
#

what

paper thicket
#

Have you been to consumed king's garden?

normal crown
#

Sounds familiar

paper thicket
#

Because since you love night so much, there's a perfect place for you

normal crown
#

hm..

#

I like archdragon peak more, only if it was darker

paper thicket
#

Well have you killed Oceiros

normal crown
#

also irithyll

#

Yes I did

paper thicket
#

And have you gone past the boss room

normal crown
#

Where

#

Wasnt the consumed king the boss of that area

paper thicket
#

That's Oceiros...

#

I'm asking

normal crown
#

Bruh what

paper thicket
#

Have you gone past his boss room

normal crown
#

yah

#

for the gesture

paper thicket
#

Well did you find Untended Graves?

normal crown
#

Well

paper thicket
#

Man do u even roll on potential illusory walls

normal crown
#

yes

#

I like secrets

paper thicket
#

I found half of mine by just rolling on walls and not reading messages

normal crown
#

I need to finish the story first anyway

paper thicket
#

You really don't

normal crown
#

No, I do, I wanna understand

#

so far I feel bored because nothing makes sense

paper thicket
#

U dont need to finish it to understand doe

#

Thats because you're not paying attention and the world around you explains itself better than going through the linear storyline

normal crown
#

guess I'm used to boss explanation in bb

leaden orchid
#

VaatiVidya ez

paper thicket
#

People who just kill the story bosses and finish the game once never learn anything about lore

normal crown
#

Aussie are u ok

paper thicket
#

You go and watch vaati or you read a lot of item descriptions and listen to all the dialogues in game

leaden orchid
#

Sereia doesn't know lol

normal crown
#

Hm

#

Yes

paper thicket
#

You probably didnt even finish any questlines

normal crown
#

I did

paper thicket
#

Which ones

normal crown
#

shira, thief

#

uhh

paper thicket
#

Man those are the ones where you do nothing

normal crown
#

It's just quest

paper thicket
#

It's saddening

#

Yeah, they are just questlines

#

But what was it you said again

#

You want to learn about the story?

normal crown
#

Yes

paper thicket
#

The npcs are going to be the ones to tell you about it.

normal crown
#

Ohhh

#

Okay I'll listen to them 69

paper thicket
#

Plus usually you get to be part of their story's end

#

I don't want to spoil

#

But some of them are sad

normal crown
#

I heard about it

#

Idk which one

#

So I'm speedrunning to him lmAo

#

This is how I play every game nibba

green jetty
#

@leaden orchid Allow me to return the favour.

leaden orchid
#

@green jetty no

green jetty
#

@broken lodge Don't be sorry.

paper thicket
#

@leaden orchid Let sun shine upon this lord of cinder peepocheer peeposad

normal crown
#

first rush the story, second ng level up and better gear, 3rd ng understand the story

paper thicket
#

Thats retad Imo but whatever floats your boat

normal crown
#

That's how I play all games shrug

#

I like to deeply focus on the story when I'm not getting fucked sideways

#

Or when I'm not too op

paper thicket
#

I mean

#

You wouldn't be op if u hadn't picked up stuff from a stranger :-D

normal crown
#

I still wouldn't focus on story with my first playthrough

#

Always with all games

#

would you feel triggered if I said

#

I actually rushed some bosses for outfits? 69

paper thicket
#

No

normal crown
#

Didn't give a single flying fuck who they were I just wanted the set

paper thicket
#

You know why you didn't learn their names

normal crown
#

They have names ? forsenJoy

paper thicket
#

Because you didn't die to them as much as people usually do

normal crown
#

No, but I obsessed with their sets as much as I did to remember their names

paper thicket
#

That doesn't even make sense but ok

normal crown
#

I never liked any boss in souls series (yet) 02Sip

#

Well if I say bb then yes

#

In bb I started ng+7 just to make that one boss tougher but still was ez to kill because dodging 😔

polar leaf
#

@leaden orchid can i play with you scp ?

worn tapir
#

No

polar leaf
#

i will pau

#

pay

#

check my steam

uneven smelt
#

haha d-boi moments

polar leaf
#

(-_-)

#

;-;

uneven smelt
#

if you could post images i would've posted a d-boi tposing

tight hull
heavy jasper
#

h

#

ranking up by pressing left click

#

almost do nothing in the game

normal crown
#

ok I'm totally buying this game

slate fossil
#

what

sweet plume
#

wtf

#

me too

#

nice

vernal crater
normal crown
#

So that's why it is rated 21+

slate fossil
#

robo cock

normal crown
#

Yeah, and ?

normal crown
vital vector
#

Why not? More the customization, more the fun.

normal crown
#

DS. think of the children here!

#

wait

#

since when was this server meant for kids

#

What do you mean"wait" ?

#

Don't you remember one guy said that he was 14 or 13 ?

#

Who knows, maybe others here are underage too

#

even i am /s

#

...

broken lodge
#

I can make

#

futa?

terse forge
#

I think i came at the wrong time

sweet plume
#

the genitals customization exist to get motherfuicking more imerssiveness in the sex scenes peperead

terse forge
#

......... Cyberpunk's looking great

terse forge
#

So this is my life now.... talking about dicks

#

fffffun

normal crown
#

Rip

#

get well soon

#

and dont talk about dicks

paper thicket
normal crown
#

die

#

Finally we could do "Cock rating"

#

bruh

#

" nice cock, I rate it 8/10 "

#

"Perfect cock I rate it 10/10"

#

ahh yes

paper thicket
#

meanwhile

#

you're making my job reading people talking about dicks

normal crown
#

@normal crown , you mistyped "ate" with "rate"

paper thicket
normal crown
#

bruh

#

bro im not gay

#

i dont eat no cock

#

One in three people is gay

#

I am not gay

#

not me

#

Vilkki isn't

#

bro

#

its not me

#

I am joking

#

We all know that شلبخحطثنلخحشثطلتنشخحطثبلتنخحشثطتحلتثشخحطلت لبتصخشحطلعت شصلعحخطشص

paper thicket
#

@vital vector haram rating time

#

the council will decide if this phrase is haram

vital vector
#

Haram.

paper thicket
#

does it follow the word of the quran or no

vital vector
#

100% Haram.

normal crown
#

what

paper thicket
#

the council says

#

your phrase is haram

normal crown
#

Haram means that it is not good

#

that one must not use it

#

wine is haram

#

my text is not haram

paper thicket
#

you will now be hanged, and your body will be exposed

normal crown
#

ruh roh

#

bro im outta gere

#

here

#

fuck

vital vector
#

Your text IS haram.
You shall perish in 2 dimensions.

normal crown
#

but allah told me to say to you I am the next prophet

vital vector
#

okwtf

normal crown
#

What do you mean by "ok wtf ", alp

#

You literally

#

said you would hang and expose my body in 2 dimensions

#

and you think me saying I am allah's prophet is weird

#

BRUH

vital vector
#

okhow

#

Back to talking about other games.

normal crown
#

Yeah

#

What if people wanna take about memes or be weird like this in there ?

normal crown
paper thicket
#

yes

#

the darksign

#

👁‍🗨

normal crown
#

It is over

#

First ending

paper thicket
normal crown
lusty crag
#

I here

near coral
#

@lusty crag (don't worry, won't post any leaks and stuff)

well apparently some messed up stuff is happening over at Naughty Dog
which lead to an ex dev leaking more or less all of the game and whatnot...

and from the stuff leaked so far, many aren't happy...
since many want just a good story like the first Last of Us
instead there's pandering, agenda pushing, and apparently a crap story etc etc... pepeshotgun

lusty crag
#

Oh. The leak stuff, yeah I heard about that, apparently wasn't any of the devs who leaked anything, it was to "hackers" who found a way into naughty dog's servers through Uncharted 3 or Tlou pt 1.

near coral
#

let me guess... because Naughty Dog posted it saying it was a hacker? uncykek

terse badge
#

Hmmmm

lusty crag
#

Yeah...

#

Don't REALLY know what to believe though

near coral
#

well... if say, they did screw up... and the game is indeed an epic failure...

then they got their asses burnt hard... and anything that follows is just trying to cover stuff up etc..

lusty crag
#

Unfortunately, yes

near coral
#

like who knows, maybe it was a hacker...

but it's just hard to believe at this point... like that thing with that saying "the boy that cried ...." (and fill in whatever thing was lied about tons before, now wants to say it was real and wants to be believed) RisitaS

lusty crag
#

Yeah, that is a problem. Not denying that thing could definitly be better over at ND

#

They make good games, but i don't like the way they treat their employees

near coral
#

the problem is also when companies bow down to identity politics and all that pandering nonsense...

they'll just lose a fanbase and suffer for it...

lusty crag
#

I agree, they shouldn't have to care about pol

near coral
#

but sadly that stuff is prob gonna get worse with time... with people having so much power, who'd rather be stuck on denial mode forever and suffer than get over their traumatic experiences etc and actually improve their life...

and if you even dare to give them advice etc... you're gonna be called fake things that aren't true, and then fear that so try and avoid it in the first place by pandering...

peeposadman the world is such a mess lately....

also gif because why not

lusty crag
#

Polotics*

#

It's sad.

#

But you're right, it isn't going to get any better

near coral
#

peepohappy not to go political, but defo nice trump's giving fake news and boohoo's a "stop crying, suck it up and get over it" from time to time..
keeping things a bit balanced...

anyway done with that stuff now RisitaS

lusty crag
#

Yeah, it go lil serious but but sometimes needs to be talked about. I'm head back to General discussions pepeok

#

GOT*

#

And only one but*

broken lodge
#

I called it men

#

Cucked by vault crates

dawn bronze
#

yes

broken lodge
#

I hate myself lol

paper thicket
#

@normal crown ?????

#

You literally skipped half of the game and you go into ng+

#

you know some item drops and locations are different and I'm not 100% sure if you can get everything if you don't get it in NG

#

a third of all the rings are exclusive to different NGs including the first one but you might be able to get them from somewhere later on

#

whatever man

normal crown
#

@paper thicket I'm not going into ng+

#

I have so much shit to explore first

#

I just killed Gael, he was tough, I was only dealing around 100-300 damage to him 69

paper thicket
#

good for u for me its like 50-150

normal crown
#

bruh

#

That's

#

sanity

paper thicket
#

still my best attempt was him on 10% hp

normal crown
#

loss

paper thicket
#

I can dodge all of his moves

#

the only reason I get hit is because I get greedy for hits

normal crown
#

me too, after dying 16 times to him lmAo

median rune
#

@grim terrace hey man, I’m sorry for the ping, but i’d love to talk about hellraid with you sometime. Cause I know you were enthralled with the game, so it’d be cool to get your take!

grim terrace
#

Hey, no worries

#

For sure, I can talk about Hellraid and Dead Island all day

#

Just not right now haha

#

Got some uni assignments I've been putting off to make videos instead

median rune
#

Hell yeah dude. I played riptide and first game and loved em, and yeah dude. No worries, i’m on more than i should most the time anyways, so just ping me and i’ll be around soon enough

#

And yeah man, get that school work done! Hope your assignments go great!

grim terrace
#

Sure thing. Would love a good chat about that stuff soon

#

Thanks! Take care

median rune
#

You too, man

leaden orchid
slate fossil
#

Lmao

lament hinge
#

sorry but halo is a dead game

broken loom
#

Do you want to know what game is also dead?

leaden orchid
#

It's Tortorion

#

I wonder what game he's referring to

normal crown
#

This game I’m playing how can they farm a certain boss if they wipe after 3 damage phases 😂😂

#

Next time that happens I’m leaving

worn tapir
#

Fugana is a dead game 🤣

broken loom
#

Ofc I mean BF:Hardline

worn tapir
#

Hardline was a good game... It just would've been better off as a BF4 dlc rather than a separate game

orchid plinth
#

Hardlines campaign was damn good. Should play it again some time

#

never touched multiplayer

vital vector
#

I don't even remember Hardline's campaign... pepeshotgun

#

Only like small parts of it.

short granite
#

bruh kollosalkiwi wrote omg xd

normal crown
#

Wdym ?
He is quite active, if I do say so myself

timber carbon
#

good night good luck

normal crown
#

Hmm ohthink

#

INSTANT PURCHASE

#

I'm sorry Techland

#

but

#

DARK SOULS > HELLRAID

#

good choice mate
And yes, a full game is better than a dlc

#

what?

#

oh

#

yes

#

I'm going to have a good time PogChampion

#

that is, if you are ready to get your ass kicked

#

DSIII is cruel

#

ah yeah I heard things are tougher in DS2

#

But it's still dark souls and I'm into it ohhyperthink

#

plus only 10 bucks

#

make sure to make a thicccccccccccccccccc character

#

everyone has to

#

If not

#

you are haram

#

Obviously, I spend hours making good hoes before I start playing the game forsenJoy

#

By thicc I meant morbidly obese, and probably dying of heart failure, but ok

#

No

#

I'm not vilkki

broken lodge
#

@normal crown hey idiot I hope you're doing great

normal crown
#

I'll shove your dick in a wall

broken lodge
#

Jk you aren't monke brain but I hope you're okay

normal crown
#

then I'll go to the other side

#

and you know what happens after

broken lodge
#

ouh

#

I see

normal crown
#

Keep your raping roleplay to the DMs /s