#🎯︱other-games

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ornate pond
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i

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said

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mm

vital vector
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I was asking to RS..

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@normal crown

ornate pond
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ah

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ok

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tbh i thought you were talking to me

normal crown
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...

ornate pond
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because you bother me to by KF2 a lot

normal crown
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you high on shit?

ornate pond
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and you didnt really mention any names

ornate pond
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no just tired

vital vector
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I also bother RS.

ornate pond
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tbh alp

normal crown
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@paper thicket where the fuck your find the pic of me

ornate pond
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i dont see you bother RS

vital vector
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Because I bother him in Steam and DMs in Discord, lol.

normal crown
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^

ornate pond
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true

paper thicket
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when

when

ornate pond
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but anyways

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dick chocolate

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get KF2

normal crown
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i rather smoke human feces than playing l4d2 rip off

ornate pond
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you'll be able to play

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with me, alp

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uh

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nutteee

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clod

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uhhhhhh

paper thicket
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me

normal crown
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n clod

ornate pond
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yeah thats about all i know

normal crown
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why does everyone forget about clod

ornate pond
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i legit said clod

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are you blind or high

vital vector
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I doubt that Clod would play with me, in the game.

ornate pond
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yall get into an argument?

vital vector
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Let's not talk about it.

ornate pond
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its ok alp

paper thicket
vital vector
paper thicket
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the

limpid stratus
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I have KF2 but not installed,

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id install it to play with the bois here

ornate pond
ornate pond
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ohno

vernal crater
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@leaden orchid when today ?

leaden orchid
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Now ez

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Idk I’m free most of today so

ornate pond
vernal crater
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Me at 16:10

leaden orchid
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Ok

vernal crater
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okay i extend it at 16:30

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Train issues

leaden orchid
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Rip

vernal crater
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Okay

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Aussie come onboard

leaden orchid
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im heating up some pies in the oven

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i can play after eating yes

vernal crater
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Okay, after 1 hour ?

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or less

leaden orchid
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less

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pies take 30 mins in the oven

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then i can speedrun eat them

vernal crater
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and u can burn your tongue

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yea

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okay

leaden orchid
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yes

ornate pond
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PIE EATING SPEEDRUN! -NEW WORLD RECORD
1 MINUTE!

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in a ten minute video

paper thicket
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Pie heating speedrun

broken plume
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Cow eating contest

paper thicket
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Use the 800 watt strategy

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And the manual time exploit

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@leaden orchid did you do the 1 second left skip?

leaden orchid
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I haven't seen that strat

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I'm using the +20% heat than recommended strat for faster heating

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Risky but when done right you get the pies cooked faster

paper thicket
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You can also do the door glitch and manual time remove

broken plume
paper thicket
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But be wary

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Some daredevil speedrunners have done the no grid strat

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They got hit by microwaves

leaden orchid
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lol

paper thicket
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The benefit of it is

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That it allows you to examine clearer when your pie is heated

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But your face will heat up with your food

ornate pond
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i dont know what im getting myself into

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just

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without

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the text

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SO I GOT TO THE END

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AND ITS ERROR CODE -105

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for some reason i cannot take a pic of it

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bruh they made 3d animations for the model you see going through the portal

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for SOMETHING YOU BARELY EVEN SEE

leaden orchid
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@vernal crater lets go

vernal crater
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LEts goooo

ornate pond
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it only took me multiple deaths and 7-8 retries

slate fossil
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cursed

mint solar
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Super 8 was an okay movie

paper thicket
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@slate fossil send the image where me and chris are in the skybox

slate fossil
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godlike beings fighting while mortal watches

vital vector
normal crown
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@broken lodge I finished the story and bruh

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Nice ending

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Hell

broken lodge
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Ebic

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My friend kept being like "tHiS iS wHy FaRcRy 4 iS bEtTeR:

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And I just kinda switched to gamechat

normal crown
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Now I 🅱️urchase New Dawn

broken lodge
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Lemme play muh games in peace

normal crown
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far cry 4 was shit lol

broken lodge
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Lmao

normal crown
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Pagan was cool but the map sucked

broken lodge
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Ye but he kept just telling me ab it so I went to game chat

normal crown
broken lodge
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That place

normal crown
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I kinda feel bad for killing Faith, she didn't deserve it

broken lodge
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It was pog

orchid walrus
broken lodge
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I just made shit jokes as I beat her

normal crown
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Others deserved to die, but Faith just wanted peace

orchid walrus
normal crown
broken lodge
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Imagine being able to run faith over

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Lmao

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I think early in I glitched the game once where I dfa'd her illusion or w/e

normal crown
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I wouldn't

broken lodge
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Lmao

normal crown
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Imagine making out with her 😳

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Are there any Faith arts on r34 kms

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brb

orchid walrus
normal crown
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Looks perfect, new pfp time E_FeelsNeatMan

broken lodge
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Woh

balmy swallow
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guys guys. faith isnt the hot one here. HURK is the hot one 😓

rustic grove
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Thanks you bitches now time to install that game and play it

normal crown
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What game are we talking about

balmy swallow
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do it. look at them tight hurk cheeks

rustic grove
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i never in my whole life played Far cry 5

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now time to play the fifth one

balmy swallow
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oh k

rustic grove
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or the fourth one?

balmy swallow
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forth has better story. the 5th has better gameplay

normal crown
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Yes

balmy swallow
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indeed

normal crown
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What about new dawn LMAO

balmy swallow
normal crown
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The joke of the year

balmy swallow
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it was horrible.

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in my opinion

normal crown
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You played it?

balmy swallow
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ye

normal crown
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Story? gameplay?

broken lodge
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Fc4 horrible?

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oop

normal crown
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No New Dawn

broken lodge
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Ye is it as bad as

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Fc4 or sum

normal crown
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FC4 was horrible map wise, not so.. beautiful aspects

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FC3 was the perfect shit, gameplay and story

balmy swallow
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story was bad. most missions are the same thing. the gameplay was ok. but far cry 5 had better gameplay

normal crown
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I see

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Tho FC5 sucks when it comes to brutality

balmy swallow
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true

normal crown
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No knives takedowns peeposadman

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Hopefully FC6 will have both sippin

balmy swallow
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far cey 4 had satisfying stealth

normal crown
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Yes

balmy swallow
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cey*

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cry*

normal crown
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So guys is L4D2 worth buying nowadays?

balmy swallow
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i loved the cutscenes in far cry 4. i dont know why

normal crown
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They should bring gameplay from FC3 an story type from FC4 and the map style from FC5 to make FC6 better but that's too good to be true FeelsNeat

balmy swallow
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and yes l4d2is honestly an amazing game despite how od it is

normal crown
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@normal crown I have it and I don't really play it

balmy swallow
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old*

normal crown
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It's good gaem but better with friends

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Oh ok

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I doubt anyone plays it still tho

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@slate fossil we play l4d2 yes?

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Maybe I could do speed run strats in single player

balmy swallow
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i really want them to bring back the realizm from far cry 2

normal crown
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Well on xbox idk, I play it on PC

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I played FC2 for 10 mins xd

balmy swallow
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hcc

normal crown
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didn't like how depressing the map was

balmy swallow
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hecc

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eh it was pretty depressing

rustic grove
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far cry or red dead 2?

balmy swallow
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far cey

normal crown
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far cry

rustic grove
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I never oppened both

balmy swallow
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cry

rustic grove
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alright lets do this shit

normal crown
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FC5 good game ngl

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Gameplay wise

rustic grove
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I guess Red Dead is going to stay in the wrapping for now

normal crown
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Just like DL, good gameplay and map

balmy swallow
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i stil play it to this day. i had it since it came out

normal crown
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Story was eh, until you reach Faith then it was a little emotional but that's it

rustic grove
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I had the game for 1 year just never tounch it

balmy swallow
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the faith fight was disapointing

normal crown
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The ending was a shocker but not that great, unlike Titanfall 2 ending left my jaw open

balmy swallow
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i honestly never seen titanfall 2 gameplay

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i heard great things about it tho

normal crown
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@rustic grove let me get this, you decide to purchase a game, you purchase it, never touch it ? FeelsChromosomeMan

balmy swallow
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confusion

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thats a waste of money 😢

normal crown
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I mean, can't blame him, I bought JC4 gold edition and barely played it sippin

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And 2 other games

rustic grove
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No

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Sereia

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It was Birthday presents

balmy swallow
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i loved just cause 4 but i ran out of things to do within 3 onths

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months*

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just cause had a forgettable story tho

normal crown
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Ah

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yeet

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gameplay was nice but I couldn't take the horrible framerates and quality

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So not optimized for console

balmy swallow
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i have high hopes for dying light 2's story

normal crown
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It's going to be better, trust me, it will be like Detroit so prepare to close the game when you make a decision the result causes something you don't like LMAO

balmy swallow
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Detroit become human had an excellent story

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and amazing characters

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it was probably game of the year for me when it came out

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im gonna go file A divorce now. to who? i dunno.

vernal crater
normal crown
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halo

leaden orchid
balmy swallow
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pfft who plays halo? i play real games like shrek 2 for the ps2

broken lodge
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aaaaaaaa

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Shrek? Psssh

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REAL men play REAL games: Little Big Planet

normal crown
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Only true gamers play Doritos Crash Course for the Xbox 360

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fuck you I play Mario on Atari

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I still play Pokémon ruby on my game boy advance sp

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Actually nvm that doesn’t count it’s a good game

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q_ohrlypepe I play aircraft games on Nokia

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Lmao

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you can't beat that

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I win ez

broken lodge
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Yes I. Zn

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Can*

normal crown
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trymebitch

broken lodge
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I play with my d||oggie||

normal crown
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That doesn't count

broken lodge
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Yes

normal crown
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Wait a minute

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Oh I misunderstood that for a sec

broken lodge
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Ye

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Lmao

normal crown
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å

broken lodge
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Dog is best game

ornate pond
orchid walrus
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🅱️otato

ornate pond
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lmao

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i was thinking of the implications of that line

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but then you went 🅱️otato

orchid walrus
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GladOS 🅱️otato

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🥔

ornate pond
sick gull
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@ornate pond I have a question to you

ornate pond
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?

sick gull
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Why the hell do you play every game in window mode?

ornate pond
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'cause i dont like fullscreen ok

orchid walrus
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🅱️otato computer

ornate pond
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i feel like whenever i use fullscreen

sick gull
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Lol

ornate pond
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its gonna crash and get stuck on that one screen

sick gull
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I mean

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A new GPU costs about 80€

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Obviously you wont get a RTX for that but

vital vector
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But Arc has 30USD.

sick gull
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Something good enough to not die off

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Oh lol

rustic grove
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I would like to show yall Alp new friend

ornate pond
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i have 21 dollars, actually, alp

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i forgot i spent 10 bucks

vital vector
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That turtle meant everything.

sick gull
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Well, with 21 bucks you wont get quite a fine GPU

vital vector
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Arc, what are your PC specs?

sick gull
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Intel Pentium 4 520

ornate pond
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i dunno

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my computer was a hand-me-down

sick gull
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Gotta get steamrollin' with those 2.5GHz or whatever that was. Lol

vital vector
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Why don't you check it?

ornate pond
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uhm

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uhm

sick gull
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On windows 10 go to the search bar and type in device manager

ornate pond
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bruh

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im on win 7

slate fossil
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this is epic

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gamer

sick gull
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I think win 7 should have it named the same

ornate pond
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im gonna just

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send a screenshot

slate fossil
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you cant play windowed

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forever

vital vector
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Just right click "My Computer" and then Properties or something.

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That should show your CPU.

sick gull
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4GB of RAM currently cost 20 bucks

slate fossil
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stop coughing

sick gull
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Go fetch that RAM

slate fossil
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wtf 4gb

sick gull
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Lol

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I mean, 4GB would make a huge difference in his case

ornate pond
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this is why i dont talk about my computer specs

slate fossil
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you shall forever play valve games

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in windowed

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forever

vital vector
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Arc, I have a bad setup, but I still talk about it. PES_SadShrug

ornate pond
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yeah but

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yall start making fun of me peeposadman

sick gull
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I wasn't making fun. I was making suggestions for improvements

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It do is funny how you could actually afford 4 more gigs of RAM

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Oh how I love the current memory prices. Lol

vital vector
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Arc, we can see deleted messages. peperead

ornate pond
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ughhhh

vernal crater
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Most of the Messages are from Me i guess? Risitaslaugh

vital vector
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Most of your logs are edits.

vernal crater
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EditedEditedEdited, Deleted Deleted

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ye

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Because writing on Phone can mess up many things.

vital vector
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You sometimes type carefully, sometimes not.

vernal crater
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I agree, either its Autogramma or Fingers are too cold, to touch and write.

ornate pond
slate fossil
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welcome to windowed mode

ornate pond
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a horde of infected from L4D comes barelling to me

slate fossil
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left 4 windowed

ornate pond
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dok

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shut

slate fossil
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no

ornate pond
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will you shut up

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if i go full screen

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i dont like you, wheatly.

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i enjoyed not seeing you

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wheatly's test are stupid easy

orchid walrus
ornate pond
worn tapir
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Try turn it off and on again

ornate pond
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yeah, i dunno man

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i think im supposed to press.. Pause Break?

normal crown
normal crown
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@worn tapir wtf I just realized you are the owner in FC server lmao

worn tapir
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Yes

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Ubisoft owns it

leaden orchid
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So if Ubi owns it

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And Dan owns it

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Then Dan is Ubi

vernal crater
ornate pond
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FC?

worn tapir
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Although I created it, I never owned it

paper thicket
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Dan just created discord servers for random fkin games years ago apparently

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the master plan

worn tapir
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No

vernal crater
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Vilkki

paper thicket
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one day these servers will be very popular

worn tapir
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I only created 1 of them Risitaslaugh

leaden orchid
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U created this one tho

worn tapir
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Yes

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This is the one

ornate pond
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@paper thicket do you wanna finish the portal 2 multiplayer

paper thicket
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Im gonna play something else

ornate pond
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ok

broken lodge
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A

leaden orchid
worn tapir
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Only heroic? Risitaslaugh

ornate pond
leaden orchid
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@worn tapir I played legendary already but didn't record it and just wanted to chill through the first 3 parts

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Legendary with CREX part 4 onwards dantipsfedora

ornate pond
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h E L L P P P

leaden orchid
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@green jetty

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help arc

ornate pond
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HE'S OFFLINE, YOU FOOL

leaden orchid
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then we'll get him online

worn tapir
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You only think that you fool

ornate pond
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seriously tho

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wtf do i do

ornate pond
green jetty
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@ornate pond If you get stuck then you either don't think outside of the box enough or you overthink something that is rather simple and straightforward. Try to find a balance between the two.

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If you are introduced to a new mechanic then the first thing you should try is to see how it can be combined with all the other mechanics.

broken lodge
green jetty
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@broken lodge You need a bigger hat, it's too small for my liking. /s

broken lodge
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Fuck ight I'll go get a bigger one. /s

normal crown
broken lodge
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Lmao wtf

torn dome
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Lets play apex legends guys

normal crown
normal crown
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Yo anyone here play gta o?

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I’m gathering crew for selling bunker soon

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All I need is just a good driver

vital vector
vernal crater
vernal crater
green jetty
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@runic topaz @vital vector @broken lodge Berserker all done. I will max out the level later on.

vital vector
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Congratulations.

green jetty
ornate pond
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@green jetty Nat, I'm just asking how to get that box

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The laser box

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Cause

green jetty
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There is always a way.

ornate pond
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I know

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They wouldn't have put it on a ledge if there was no way to get to the box

leaden orchid
vernal crater
orchid walrus
vernal crater
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Funny Aussie i like it... not.

leaden orchid
vernal crater
green jetty
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Don't worry, Crex. We will ban Aussie for breaking rule 1. /s

vernal crater
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No don't Ban Aussie. I need him for playing Halo Coop.

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Also as a Moderator u cannot ban any Admins, Natteee. feelsgood

orchid walrus
ornate pond
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I FIGURED IT OUT

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GIANT BRUH MOMENT

vital vector
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Natteee, I responded to the wrong symbol, lol.

orchid walrus
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🅱️otato

vital vector
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I'm thinking of changing perks to be honest.

broken plume
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Today if TF2 Saturday

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So im'a have fun getting meatshots

green jetty
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@vernal crater That's why I said we. dan

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@ornate pond Congratulations. What was the solution? I barely remember the late game puzzles.

ornate pond
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there was a laser

green jetty
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@vital vector What do you have in mind?

ornate pond
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that was powering one of those uhh

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things that

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uhhh

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they basically make anything you put in them

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just go up the stream

vernal crater
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Natteee, u know that i need HIM for Halo so i wont join the "Ban Aussie Team". WeSmart

ornate pond
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the laser was making that turn on

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so i had to block the laser

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use the catapult

vital vector
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Eh, I don't know..

ornate pond
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fly into one of my portals

green jetty
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The laser was turning on the excursion funnel?

vital vector
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Sharpshooter, maybe.

ornate pond
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fly out of one of my portals

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yes, nat

green jetty
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Got it.

ornate pond
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and then i flew to the ledge the laser was on

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everything was easy from then on out

vital vector
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I saw someone go ham with Sharpshooter, made me want to play it.

green jetty
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@vital vector Good choice. It's a precision perk though, very different to Demolitionist, but that's probably the reason you are changing to something entirely different.

vital vector
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You're right.

green jetty
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Well, Sharpshooter is a very good perk. Very much like Gunslinger you can destroy big zeds with it. And Sharpshooter has by far the best grenade in the game.

vital vector
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It was the freezing one, yes?

green jetty
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Yeah.

vital vector
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Alright, I'll try it after I kill some rabbits in The Forest. PES_EvilHandRub

green jetty
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You can just throw it down in front of a Scrake or Fleshpound and just walk up to him and get a free kill by spamming headshots on them.

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And of course you want to make sure you are using Rack em Up as you would do with Gunslinger.

vital vector
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Rack em Up? I guess that's a skill?

green jetty
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Yeah, it's a level 10 Gunslinger skill, and a level 15 Sharpshooter skill. Each headshot increases your damage of 10% all the way up to 50%.

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Doesn't need to be kills, just headshots.

vital vector
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Well, now I know what I'm aiming for. dantipsfedora

ornate pond
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i made le pic

green jetty
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Finish Portal 2 today, Arc. Otherwise ban.

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Isn't that right, @vital vector?

vital vector
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Yup.

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And that's not a temp ban, either.

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Permanent ban.

green jetty
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The Turk has spoken.

ornate pond
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natt

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the play portal 2 jokes are starting to get tiring

vital vector
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Which jokes? /s

green jetty
ornate pond
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yeah its bad

ornate pond
vital vector
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Sharpshooter is fun. feelsgood

green jetty
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It only gets better from here.

ornate pond
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glados 🅱️otato

runic topaz
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@green jetty I just remembered, my bother and his friends made a portal 2 map for some uni project

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and it took me 2 days for beat it

vernal crater
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@leaden orchid Interested to play in 20 minutes some Halo?.

leaden orchid
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sure

vernal crater
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Okay

leaden orchid
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wait

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maybe not cus i got food in like 45 mins

vernal crater
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So at 22:00?

leaden orchid
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yeah

vernal crater
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Okay.

leaden orchid
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ye I don't think we can do today soz

vernal crater
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Wait yes or no

leaden orchid
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i think no today

vernal crater
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Well than tomorow

ornate pond
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i think i got my game glitched

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i can fire while im dead

ornate pond
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NOW I HAVE TO DO MORE PUZZLES

vital vector
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Nice Nitro.

ornate pond
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thanks

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i got it gifted

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well

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someone asked if i had nitro and i said no

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then they gifted it

vital vector
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Now boost the server. Gun

ornate pond
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you read my mind

green jetty
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@runic topaz Nice, we will promote your brother to admin for that.

ornate pond
runic topaz
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No, if he join we ban him

orchid walrus
green jetty
vernal crater
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Fucking fly.

orchid walrus
green jetty
vital vector
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My Game Bar still refuses to record KF2.

runic topaz
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alpvia is worse demolitionist of the game pepeU

green jetty
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Woah.

vital vector
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Clod, I would say something but I won't.

runic topaz
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ez

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free roast

orchid walrus
vital vector
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Because I have manners, unlike you.

runic topaz
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you have what?

orchid walrus
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manners ? whats that ?
Can it be eaten ?

runic topaz
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you're 15 you dont even know how to dress up alone

vital vector
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Nice, keep making up lies.

runic topaz
vital vector
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You're 18 and you don't know what "manners" means, nice.

green jetty
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That's not very nice, Clod.

runic topaz
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I have manners, but with people who's not a complete asshole

green jetty
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Alpvia is a nice guy.

vital vector
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Yes, becoming an asshole by becoming a moderator.

green jetty
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Far from an asshole.

runic topaz
vital vector
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@rustic grove I have the Log Gods helping me.

ornate pond
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i had BigBoyBigBrain

vital vector
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Nice job.

leaden orchid
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@green jetty If I was gunsexual I'd fuck those deagles

vital vector
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PES_LookCoffee Interesting.

runic topaz
ornate pond
green jetty
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Good to know.

vital vector
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Alright. You're close, Arc.

ornate pond
green jetty
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@ornate pond Hello, this is the part where I kill you.

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Ah, he beat me to it.

ornate pond
vital vector
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Don't you get an achievement when you go back?

ornate pond
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im gonna try that but save before

vital vector
#

Yeah, you should probably save before doing that.

green jetty
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I know that you get an achievement if you take his advice.

ornate pond
vital vector
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By the way, Natteee. How do I get the Mosin Nagant?

green jetty
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@vital vector It's a DLC weapon.

vital vector
green jetty
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A quite good DLC weapon though. You can parry with it.

vital vector
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Yeah, I got the chance to use it but I didn't know it was a DLC weapon.

green jetty
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And melee, but I am mainly interested in the parrying aspect of it as it would make fights with bosses and Fleshpounds a lot easier.

ornate pond
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AM I IN THE CITADEL OR SOMETHING

vital vector
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I "recorded" myself using it, but Game Bar said "Fuck you."

green jetty
#

Yes. G-Man will appear soon and speak into your right ear, Arc.

ornate pond
#

i'll lick his face

orchid walrus
vital vector
#

Yeah, you'll see Gordon Freeman, using the Gravity Gun to move turrets. /s

green jetty
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That's... one way of greeting him.

vital vector
#

Which DLC is it by the way?

runic topaz
#

so you record that

green jetty
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Should just be called Mosin Nagant pack or something like that.

runic topaz
#

but when I say

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watch this

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you dont record

green jetty
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Only first attempts are worthy.

runic topaz
ornate pond
green jetty
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Ah yes.

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You're so close, Arc.

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Right at the finish line.

vital vector
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Does Arc know the ending?

ornate pond
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no

green jetty
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Possibly.

vital vector
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Oh, ok.

ornate pond
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dont spoil it

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shut up

green jetty
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Oh, well then you're in for a treat.

vital vector
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"Rise and shine, Ms Chell.... Rise and shine..."

ornate pond
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I SAID NO SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!11!!11

green jetty
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It's just shitposting, Arc. Don't worry.

ornate pond
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i know

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thats why i put ones

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as a joke

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to signify

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it was a joke

leaden orchid
#

Nate do you have VR?

green jetty
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This is what actually happens though. Chell dies and GLaDOS does the Fortnite dance on her dead body.

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I do not.

leaden orchid
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rip HL Alyx

vital vector
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If he did, he would be in SteamVR 24/7 checking every detail of the released Half Life ALYX maps.

ornate pond
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SUSAN

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I DROPPED SUSAN OFF THE EDGE ON ACCIDENT

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

green jetty
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@leaden orchid It's alright. As long as it's not Half-Life 3 then I'm golden. dan

vital vector
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"Accident."

vernal crater
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I do have VR PogChomp

vital vector
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Stop lying to yourself, Arc.

vernal crater
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ez

ornate pond
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now where do i go

green jetty
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How do you accidentally drop her over the edge?

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I smell lies.

vital vector
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You WANTED to kill that turret.. You NEED to restart the game and kill more turrets.

ornate pond
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her leg got caught

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I DIED

vital vector
ornate pond
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I CAN BE WITH SUSAN AGAIN

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LITERALLY

green jetty
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Don't be like Alp, Arc. He is a vicious turret killer with an empty heart.

ornate pond
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s-susan?

vital vector
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I sometimes wish I didn't delete that video, lol.

ornate pond
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susan cheated on me

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with bob

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what am i doing with my life anymore

vital vector
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Atleast you're not doing what I was doing, a week ago.

ornate pond
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what did you do

vital vector
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Posting it..

ornate pond
#

posting what

vital vector
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You didn't see it?

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I gave you people time to watch it 3 times.

runic topaz
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video of alpvia moaning

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basically

vital vector
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Alp and his friend.*

orchid walrus
ornate pond
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BOB YOU HAD A HUSBAND

orchid walrus
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Alp in his friend

vital vector
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God damn it.

runic topaz
#

jojo

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why everything you say sounds weird

rustic grove
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Ping?

runic topaz
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pong

vital vector
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Yes, it was me.

orchid walrus
rustic grove
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Ok

vital vector
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I posted a video of The Log Gods helping me.

rustic grove
#

Ah i see

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Bye bye

orchid walrus
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its bcs I'm tired
And you won't like me when I'm tired

rustic grove
#

Back to work

vital vector
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Good luck.

rustic grove
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Thx

ornate pond
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dont

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dont do that

green jetty
runic topaz
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how the fuck

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I was looking straight

rustic grove
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I tried asking RS a straight question but he wasn’t able too

ornate pond
#

im blue starts fading in

vital vector
#

What do you mean, Deadsky?

orchid walrus
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if they were green they would die

ornate pond
rustic grove
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It’s a joke alp

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He wasn’t able to answer me straight cuz he’s gay

orchid walrus
vital vector
#

Nevermind.

rustic grove
#

Back to work now

ornate pond
#

the real reason the citadel was destroyed

green jetty
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Just wait till you see G-Man.

ornate pond
#

i cant tell if you're joking or not since weirder crap has happened

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and the games are connected

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ssooo

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DONT WANNA KILL THESE DUDES

vital vector
#

How do you know that you're going to kill em?

ornate pond
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cmon

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you're throwing them at a giant thing who can destroy the entire place with one mistake

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i just plugged a potato in

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and its spinning

green jetty
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Prepare for G-Man's grand entrance.

ornate pond
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wtf do i do

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i have two minutes left

green jetty
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You'll figure it out.

vital vector
#

Just don't mind the timer, you'll panic more.

ornate pond
#

why's the core talking about space

vital vector
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SPAAAAAAACE!

green jetty
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SPAAAACE!!!!

vital vector
green jetty
ornate pond
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WHERE'D THE CORE GO

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AND IM DEAD

green jetty
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To SPAAAACE!

ornate pond
#

FFFFFFFF

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I HAVE TO RESTART FROM 4 MINUTES

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am i gonna have to go to space to kill wheatly or something

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launch em into the sun

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yknow what dont tell me

vital vector
#

Uh...

green jetty
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No, G-Man will save you.

vital vector
#

Yeah, I forgot that part.

ornate pond
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HE CALLED ME BRAIN DAMAGED

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im gonna enjoy killing him

vital vector
#

Natteee, I thought Vortigaunts saved you, not G-Man?

ornate pond
#

glados where tf are you

green jetty
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@vital vector Both will save you.

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lol

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Shh, don't spoil the ending.

ornate pond
#

how

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ugh

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GLADOS

vital vector
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Ah fuck, sorry.

ornate pond
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COME HERE

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I'VE GOT 20 SECONDS

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10

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IM DEAD

vital vector
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And I'm still here trying to make a good cosmetic set in KF2. sad

ornate pond
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glados

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screw you

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what do i even do

green jetty
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Shouldn't be too difficult of a task when you have a sea of Vault Precious items.

ornate pond
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can i get a hint?

green jetty
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Well, what are you doing right now?

ornate pond
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running on the cat walk

green jetty
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Have you done anything else?

ornate pond
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i just got back

vital vector
#

Are you putting the cores on him?

ornate pond
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GLADOS HASNT BEEN GIVING ME CORES

green jetty
#

Give him a taste of his own medicine.

ornate pond
vital vector
#

Yes, do it more.

ornate pond
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i got crushed

vital vector
#

Shouldn't be too difficult of a task when you have a sea of Vault Precious items.
I don't have good Vault Precious cosmetics though, only weapons. peepokg

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Let me just search some cosmetics on Google..

ornate pond
rustic grove
#

Did we change the Colors again?

green jetty
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No, Arc was gifted nitro.

rustic grove
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I seee

green jetty
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Arc, after you stun him you will receive a core from GLaDOS at the catwalk.

rustic grove
#

Anyway I’ll go fuck my self in the corner

green jetty
#

Sounds intriguing.

rustic grove
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Alp wanna join?

vital vector
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Anytime.

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"You want me to get on you?"

rustic grove
#

Yeh

vital vector
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Can I post that here?

rustic grove
#

Want to invite your new friend?

ornate pond
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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I COULDNT

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I COUJLDNT HIT HIM

vital vector
green jetty
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Arc is having a mental breakdown.

rustic grove
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just play the game

ornate pond
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yes i am

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THERE'S NOTHING TO DO ON LOADING SCREENS

rustic grove
#

That sound like a you problem

vital vector
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I'll find a good cosmetic set tomorrow, I saw one named "Terrorist"

green jetty
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You could take a sip of water.

rustic grove
#

1h52 mins left of work and the cycle repeats itself tomorrow

green jetty
#

The harsh reality of this world.

vital vector
#

Deadsky, I got 2 of my friends to buy The Forest.

rustic grove
#

Who?

vital vector
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Uh...

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They're Turkish, my best friends irl.

rustic grove
#

ok Jeff and bob got it

vital vector
#

If they play with us, I don't think that they're going to speak.

green jetty
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One of them is Fhilip.

vital vector
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No, what the fuck Natteee?

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Fhilip is my irl brother.

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Get it right.

ornate pond
#

fffffffffff

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suck a dick wheatly

rustic grove
#

What do you mean alp is fhilip

green jetty
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Oh right, yeah. My bad.

vital vector
#

If they do speak though, just don't read anything they type in the chat.

ornate pond
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YES

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NEUROTOXIN OFFLINE

vital vector
#

They'll type things and then speak to tell you to read it.

green jetty
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@ornate pond I don't think Wheatly is capable of sucking a dick even if he tried to.

ornate pond
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I DONT CARE

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I WILL MAKE A HOLE

vital vector
#

Well... With AI, anything is possible.

green jetty
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Wouldn't that just kill him?

vital vector
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Sadly, I've seen the darker side of the Portal community.

green jetty
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Oh yeah? And why's that, Alpvia?

ornate pond
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I DONT LIKE RICK

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I DONT LIKE THE CORE NAMED RICK

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he's tryna get with a human

vital vector
#

I have to blame my irl friends, for that.

green jetty
#

If you think that's bad then you should see what Mel has to offer.

ornate pond
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HOW DO I GET TO HIM

vital vector
#

I used to doubt that there would be NSFW stuff of Chell..

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I was wrong.

ornate pond
green jetty
#

Only one minute left, Arc.

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No pressure.

ornate pond
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shut uUUUUUP

vital vector
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Arc, your brain is big. You can do this.

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It's obvious, what you have to do.

ornate pond
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NO

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I JUST GOT HIM

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THE THING EXPLODED RIGHT AS I PLUGGED HIM IN

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FINALLY

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JESUS

vital vector
#

Natteee, when we were saying "Today" did we mean in our timezones or in Arc's?

green jetty
#

Good question.

ornate pond
#

you've gotta be kidding me.

vital vector
#

"Ms Chell, in the flesh, or - rather in the Aperture Testing outfit."

ornate pond
#

it was LITERALLY A JOKE I WAS MAKING

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you learnt nothing.

green jetty
#

Arc finished Portal 2!

vital vector
#

Well, congratulations Arc.

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Buuuuuut, your time is up.

ornate pond
#

no

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no

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NONONO

green jetty
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@ornate pond G-Man will arrive in any second now.

ornate pond
#

WHAT IS THAT

vital vector
#

Cara Mia Addio intensifies.

ornate pond
#

WHAT IS GOING ON

green jetty
#

A turret opera.

ornate pond
#

do i finally get to eat the cake

vital vector
#

happy No.

green jetty
#

Yes. G-Man will personally hand it to you in the final cutscene.

ornate pond
green jetty
#

Not quite as good as Still Alive, but it is still a fine ending song.

ornate pond
vital vector
#

Cara Mia Addio is the best one, change my mind. happy

#

I miss this emote so much.

green jetty
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I prefer Portal 2 as a game over Portal and all, but nothing gets close to Still Alive.

ornate pond
green jetty
#

@ornate pond SPAAACE!

ornate pond
#

im in space

green jetty
#

Now it's time to do the Half-Life 2 episodes.

vital vector
#

Well, I'm going to sleep now. Good night people. peeposleep

manic hillBOT
#

and Good Luck.

ornate pond
#

gn alp

green jetty
#

Sleep well.

ornate pond
#

ok

#

now i want the main menu pic

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as a backround

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natteee
now that i've completed Portal 2.

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i have one question for you.

green jetty
#

Yes?

ornate pond
#

co-op?

green jetty
#

I would love to, but again, I am the wrong person for a first time player like yourself to play with as I know all the solutions to the puzzles.

ornate pond
#

boo

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holy crap tho

#

that story was

#

good

#

mama mia

green jetty
#

It's a great game, isn't it?

ornate pond
#

yeah

#

like HL

rustic grove
ornate pond
#

yes i do

green jetty
#

Well, now you've finished it. Congratulations.

ornate pond
#

now i have nothing to do

green jetty
#

You have the Half-Life 2 episodes.

rustic grove
#

SPAAAAAACCCCEEEEE

ornate pond
#

natt

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i dont have those

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i just have HL2 and the lost coast

green jetty
#

I suppose you still want ownership of them before you play them?

ornate pond
#

yes

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'cause it took me a few months to complete HL

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i only have a few weeks

green jetty
ornate pond
runic topaz
#

Imagine how much I care for you that I use that shit hammer for heal you

ornate pond
#

here's the big question

#

is portal before or after HL

slate fossil
#

before

#

people say

#

actually

ornate pond
#

im talking about portal 2

slate fossil
#

it could be in the far future

#

most likely far future

ornate pond
#

"unusedcontent.cfg"

#

ight playing the game again 'cause why not

#

actually

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im gonna

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im gonna see if i get an achievement for going back to wheatly

#

in "This is the part where you die" or whatever

green jetty
#

@ornate pond In order of events: Half-Life, Half-Life 2/Portal, Half-Life 2: Episode One, Half-Life 2: Episode Two, Portal 2.

ornate pond
#

ok

#

surprised that part isnt crawling with combine

#

but then again

#

i havent played the episodes

green jetty
#

You could put Portal before Half-Life 2 as Portal takes place during the 7 hour war which is far earlier than when we actually play Half-Life 2.

vernal crater
ornate pond
#

YOU DO GET AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR DYING TO WHEATLY IN "THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU"

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called "Pit boss"

green jetty
#

Yes, I already told you that.

ornate pond
#

i was making

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double sure

#

from the beginning

green jetty
#

Use the console to save some time.

ornate pond
#

'cause i hate myself

green jetty
#

If you know how to use it.

ornate pond
#

no

#

i aint no cheater

green jetty
#

It's not cheating.

#

It's a tool purposely left there by Valve.

ornate pond
#

i wanna play without the console

green jetty
#

If you turn cheats on then the game will lock the achievements and in games like Counter-Strike or Left 4 Dead you won't be able to play on official servers.

ornate pond
#

how long was i in the bed

green jetty
#

It's just a tool for convenience, Arc. Instead of having to replay a whole chapter you can just use the console to load the specific map and save yourself a little bit of time.

ornate pond
#

did i sleep for 30 years

green jetty
#

Enough for nature to take its toll on Aperture Science.

ornate pond
#

ok

#

no clue

#

i dont like you

#

i dont like wheatly anymore

green jetty
#

Wheatley is charming.