🎯︱other-games

[golden cedar]

there he goes

[undone ore]

Presumably years

[vital vector]

dont worry smol human

[green jetty]

@paper thicket Yes, but it's just broken. It hasn't actually been 999999999 days.

[vital vector]

computer does not suck

oh

[green jetty]

Poor guy.

[vital vector]

[undone ore]

It’s just meant to show that it’s been a while. 10 years? 15? I assume something like that.

[green jetty]

I would guess something like that, yes.

[undone ore]

Too short won’t justify the overgrown environment, too long won’t justify Chell’s agility.

[ornate pond]

how long does it take for a place to go to crap

[vital vector]

HAZARDOUS ENVIROMENTS PLAY

[golden cedar]

start the stream on Discord

[green jetty]

At least a decade I'd imagine.

[vital vector]

[golden cedar]

It says you ended it for me dawg

[vital vector]

yes

because it crashed

when he started the stream

[green jetty]

I think it's safe to assume that the time between Portal and Portal 2 is somewhere between 1-2 decades.

Perhaps even more.

[golden cedar]

How can a lab get overgrown that quick?

[undone ore]

Well, depends on the place.
Without humans, nature takes over pretty quickly.
Humans are still leading when it comes to speed of destruction though...

[green jetty]

Just look at Chernobyl.

[vital vector]

@ornate pond so thats why you had 36 fps

i cant speak english other than saying bruh

[golden cedar]

Alpvia prolly has Push-To-Talk

[vital vector]

na

[golden cedar]

oh, k

[vital vector]

i spelled it ruh @normal crown

it was supposed to be bruh

[green jetty]

This is very informative.

[vital vector]

ikr

[undone ore]

He spelled it soul.

[golden cedar]

It says you have it minimized @ornate pond

[green jetty]

^^

[vital vector]

yeah

https://prnt.sc/qdp5lp

[green jetty]

Anyways, let's return to how long it has been between Portal and Portal 2.

A few decades at least, is that answer good enough?

[undone ore]

Not long enough for GAYLaDOS’s memory to decay.

[golden cedar]

mans dropped out for a sec

fat bruh moment

[vital vector]

arcette right now

[golden cedar]

One moment

[vital vector]

bullying

[undone ore]

Wait, does Chell age while sleeping between Portal and Portal 2? Did they have some special set-up to stop test subject aging?

[green jetty]

Yeah. I mean obviously she isn't aging.

@normal crown Bruh.

[vital vector]

is this allowed

[green jetty]

I mean, as far as I can tell it is jokes.

[vital vector]

what if its not jokes

[green jetty]

Then some rules have been broken.

[undone ore]

🤔

[vital vector]

what if rocky is secretly a mafia member

doing human trafficking

[golden cedar]

Straight from my school computer btw

[vital vector]

natteee

[green jetty]

?

[vital vector]

you having fun listening rn?

because i am

[green jetty]

Well, sure, lol.

[vital vector]

"SSSSSSSSS" - RussianRocky

[ornate pond]

im done

[green jetty]

@ornate pond F

[vital vector]

f

[golden cedar]

I closed it

teacher came by

[ornate pond]

im so done

[golden cedar]

w

[vital vector]

no.

w

now i go

[ornate pond]

I CANT EVEN STREAM WITHOUT MY ENTIRE DISCORD JUST DYING

[golden cedar]

Alright, I can start the stream again

[normal crown]

yo your pc doing shit work my doude

dude

[ornate pond]

I DONT KNOW A LOT OF JOBS THAT HIRES 13 Y.O.S

[vital vector]

get a cheap pc like me

[ornate pond]

I literally have 30$

[vital vector]

and reuse your old parts if you trust them

[green jetty]

@undone ore I heard like 7 9s, assuming it is days then we would be at like 27,000 years.

[normal crown]

just say your a dwarf and 22 years old and you get a job

[vital vector]

well thats definetly not true

it was just repeating itself

[undone ore]

Well, no way it’s been that long. Must be broken.

[green jetty]

Yeah, exactly. So I think it's safe to say the voice is just repeating itself.

[vital vector]

yup

[undone ore]

So it’s only been 9 days!

We did it.

Congrats everyone.

[vital vector]

afterall, everything has been falling apart there

[green jetty]

So with that out of the way, we'll just have to look at everything in the game and figure out from there how long it may have been. How long does it take for nature to invade a place without any humans or activity in the vicinity?

[ornate pond]

@normal crown im just gonna wait a few more years mate

[undone ore]

I dunno, few years?

[green jetty]

Only a few years?

[vital vector]

i swear i watched a video about that last week

[undone ore]

Well depends on your definition of few I suppose

[vital vector]

but i dont remember anything about it

[undone ore]

I’m referring to about... 10-15.

[green jetty]

Sounds like 3-4 years when you say it like that.

Well..

[undone ore]

Which to be fair isn’t really few.

But it’s less than 27000

[green jetty]

lol

[paper thicket]

I think it's 1141 years

[undone ore]

You have to consider the setting too though

[golden cedar]

Meanwhile my dinky school wifi is managing to stream Enter The Gungeon

[undone ore]

Aperture is a relatively isolated and presumably unusually sanitary environment because of the kind of facility that it is

And, well, underground

[golden cedar]

school wifi is good if it can stream that bullet hell

[vital vector]

what if the nature there was fake

and glados never shut down?

[undone ore]

Ehh...

[vital vector]

[undone ore]

She looked pretty dead to me

[vital vector]

she was acting all along

[undone ore]

That’s some good acting, then.

[golden cedar]

[green jetty]

GLaDOS was just chilling on the ground for a decade or so. Just GLaDOS things.

[undone ore]

No, she was chilling in the ground. Potatoes don’t grow on trees.

[vital vector]

thinking about releasing neurotoxin, might delete later

[green jetty]

I think I'm with Fhilip to be honest. 1-2 decades sounds quite believable.

Except Chell just waking up and being able to walk and jump without issues of course, lol.

But you'd struggle even after a few years or even a few months I reckon.

[undone ore]

I’m pretty sure that a living human that stayed in a “lying down” position for years would not have a good time

They tested some guy for a month or two I think and he got fucked up pretty good

[vital vector]

[green jetty]

Okay, here is the real answer. G-Man paid Chell a visit and put her into stasis just like he did with Gordon Freeman. There you go, solved.

[vital vector]

oh my god

how did we not think about that

[undone ore]

No, Chell got kidnapped by G-Man and forcefully augmented. So she’s basically female Adam Jensen.
She never asked for this.

[vital vector]

"Wake up and smell the neurotoxin"

[undone ore]

Augmentations would explain a fair bit of other stuff, too.

You could even reasonably argue that Chell isn’t quite 100% human

Gel does nothing to her

[green jetty]

Oh yeah, that's true, lol.

[undone ore]

And other stuff I can’t mention because it would be spoilers for Vilkki

[vital vector]

put em in a spoiler tag

not me

[undone ore]

|| Alpvia ||

[vital vector]

ffs fhiliğ

[undone ore]

I’d rather not take the chance, he might have the spoilers set to auto-reveal on servers he moderates.

[vital vector]

people actually do that?

[green jetty]

@vital vector You could expect things like these from the Sunbury chambers when it comes to aesthetic approach.

[vital vector]

what the fuck?

[green jetty]

lol

[vital vector]

https://prnt.sc/qdph6x

[undone ore]

You should download BioShock Infinite.

You should first buy BioShock Infinite

[vital vector]

nah

imma play it

without buying it

[vernal crater]

fhilip in spy mode

👁️

[undone ore]

Shh, I’m here on a mission.

[vernal crater]

[vital vector]

https://prnt.sc/qdpi0t

[undone ore]

The game is too good to illegally download.

[green jetty]

🤔

[undone ore]

Interesting.

[green jetty]

There are so many weird things. There are portable lasers and gels. As in that you can carry a little thing with you that shoots gel or that emits a laser.

[undone ore]

That sounds pretty nice actually

Is it weird or just different?

[green jetty]

Both, but in a good way I'd say.

But I didn't even understand that it was an actual portable laser in a map me and my friend played and we managed to beat it without using it. It took us like an hour of doing some next level stuff.

[undone ore]

That certainly does sound interesting

How you managed to beat it without using the intended way, I mean.

[green jetty]

Let's just say.. think of a way you are supposed to do a level, and then just do a complete 180 on everything you are meant to be doing, and you still somehow get it.

[vital vector]

wait

those are coop maps

?

[green jetty]

It's a mix of singleplayer and co-op maps.

[vital vector]

ok great

[green jetty]

Check out the whole collection here. https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=102830943

[undone ore]

That’s good level design though, when there isn’t just one extremely linear solution even in a linear puzzle solving game.

I mean...

He/she probably didn’t intend it

But still

[green jetty]

Oh trust me, they definitely didn't intend that way, lol.

I don't even know how we succeeded with it.

[undone ore]

Determination

[green jetty]

@vital vector I recommend doing Sunbury Chamber 17.

It's a.. very interesting experience if it's your first time.

[vital vector]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=143572082

this one?

[green jetty]

Yes.

[vital vector]

ah

i dont think i will

because im pretty sure my friend has deleted portal 2

[green jetty]

I could play with you.

[vital vector]

and he legit has less than 1mb/s download speed

imagine playing with a noob

[green jetty]

I've already done it though, so it would kind of defeat the experience.

[vital vector]

i'll play the singleplayers

[undone ore]

Well, if you need someone who hasn’t done it...

[green jetty]

@vital vector This is a good alternative if you want to play single-player. It's the same type of map.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=143589575

[vital vector]

will check out when portal 2 is finished downloading

thank you

[vital vector]

natteee

what is this map

im so confused wtf

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

who thought that optical illusions would be a good idea in portal 2

[paper thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396090984242479114/657660606387847184/unknown.png
@green jetty Aperture weed farm

[vernal crater]

[green jetty]

@vital vector I like your reaction, lol. Essentially my one the first time I played it.

@paper thicket

@vital vector Did you figure it out?

[vital vector]

did you figure it out he says

what do you think

I DESTR-

i quit the game

and got myself stuck in a another chamber

https://prnt.sc/qdr0zg

[green jetty]

lol

[broken plume]

por

tal

[golden cedar]

Just got Payday 2: Crimewave Edition on my PS4

[ornate pond]

nice

[green jetty]

Yeah.

Sometimes he gets close to you.

[runic topaz]

Cute as hell

[green jetty]

Oh right, you always find monsters cute.

[runic topaz]

it remember me to that profile pic from one techland member

pyzdra I think is?

not all the monsters, but look that eyes asdglfakfhvañda 😍

[golden cedar]

Oh, for anyone who wants Payday 2 Crimewave Edition: It’s on sale for 3 USD rn

[green jetty]

Pyzdra, yeah.

[runic topaz]

SEE its the same thing but chibi

[green jetty]

Yes, but that one is actually cute. Not like this massive monster that has not cute factors about it.

What you're saying right now is like looking at a puppy and say "That's a terrifying monster right there".

[runic topaz]

I don't like puppies.

[green jetty]

Well, I don't like you.

[runic topaz]

WOW

that's rude

[green jetty]

[runic topaz]

so you prefer a puppy as pet than a massive monster which can destroy everything?

[green jetty]

Yeah hm... I wonder what I prefer.

[runic topaz]

yep you got really bad taste

[golden cedar]

That’s kinda rude to say

[golden cedar]

[runic topaz]

rude but true

[golden cedar]

kirby didn’t like that

[green jetty]

@runic topaz That's cute, because it looks nothing like the sea monster.

[runic topaz]

ITS THE SAME

[green jetty]

Clod, you must be on drugs or something.

[runic topaz]

no! im healthy

[golden cedar]

If you’re on somethin @runic topaz

I want some

[runic topaz]

I don't do drugs anymore

minecraft is better

[golden cedar]

That doesn’t tell us if you disposed of the drugs or not

jfc i sound like a helluva junkie

Sorry if I came off as a creepy mf

[runic topaz]

Looks like someone didn't get his daily dose huh?

[golden cedar]

Nah mate, I’m as clean as a whistle

[runic topaz]

me2

nate is the only one on drugs rn

calling puppies cute

disgusting

[golden cedar]

Okay, puppies are cute af, and can be ferocious if they want to be

[green jetty]

Does that mean that like 99% of mankind are on drugs as well?

[golden cedar]

What kinda situation did you go through to hate puppies @runic topaz ?

[runic topaz]

I prefer cats

[golden cedar]

-_-

[runic topaz]

mankind is wrong.

[golden cedar]

I’m more of both

I like cats and their fluffiness

And I like a dog’s loyalty

[green jetty]

Let's move to #⭐︱general.

[golden cedar]

K

[runic topaz]

every animal is loyal if you create a bound with it

[naive dune]

do ppl still play Left 4 Dead 2 Co-op or online?

[green jetty]

Left 4 Dead 2 still has a fair amount of players.

[naive dune]

just wondering anything else decent to get on Steam nowadays 😛

[runic topaz]

@green jetty ok you win tonight, im going to sleep

[green jetty]

[runic topaz]

but don't forget to take a rest as well

[green jetty]

No worries. I am going to eat some food, then I'm going to bed myself.

[golden cedar]

Ubi must’ve added a helluva update for it to be about as big as the game itself

Damn near it at leadt

Least*

This is Rainbow Six Siege btw

[fierce mulch]

me with a no mans sky alien boar :D

[paper thicket]

there's a lot of pork inside that one

[fallen cove]

Just Enjoyed some more Dragon Quest Builders 2 today. Sharing a bit of my gameplay. With Special NEW Intro Happy Hollydays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZw0Ll4NepQ

[vital vector]

i didnt know vilkki played loading simulator

[golden cedar]

Rocking last year’s Ginger Snap charm to be in the Christmas Spirit

Rainbow Six Siege btw

[paper thicket]

@vital vector uh, yeah

I do have over 2000 hours spent in this game over 4 different platforms

[vital vector]

i probably have like 1300 (estimation)

300 on PC 1k on PS3

[paper thicket]

my online hours are approximately 100 on xbox 360
400 ps3
400 ps4
and 300 on pc

[vital vector]

nice

[vital vector]

oh shit we got cop outfits now?

firefighters, armored, riot... brings back the exploit memories

[paper thicket]

yes

[vital vector]

more reasons to do the casino heist then

[paper thicket]

@vital vector all this fucking shit is terribly overpriced

[vital vector]

ikr

[paper thicket]

and why the fuck are there alien weapons

[vital vector]

eh

[paper thicket]

you fokin' wot m8 a weapon that costs 499000?

[vital vector]

just buy the atomizer

helps when your car gets stuck

[paper thicket]

I will buy all of them... as they are the only weapons I don't have

[vital vector]

and its a virus, for mosquitos

aKa flying broomsticks

[paper thicket]

what

[vital vector]

aKa opressors

[paper thicket]

oh yeah

baboons who fly with bikes

[vital vector]

knocks em right out of the sky

and they fall down like fucking idiots

[paper thicket]

seems worth it

[vital vector]

its really fun

i wonder if they fixed the inside track bug

let me check

@broken plume PROPER updates

[broken plume]

Idk

Maybe scream fortress

[vital vector]

They were automated

Werent they

[broken plume]

I’m fighting a goon

[vital vector]

ah ok

[broken plume]

Dead

The goon not me

[vital vector]

ah

good

They fixed the inside track bug

fuck

[paper thicket]

the what bug?

[vital vector]

inside track bug in the casino

you normally get like 600coins if you bet 200

there was a bug that if you held M1 while the race was going on you would get 30k

and if you bet on the 6th horse and won, 200k-300k

[golden cedar]

Btw, yes, I can actually steam on School Wifi, as you all saw yesterday.

Have to run with no mic tho

So you'll be seeing Enter The Gungeon gameplay without commentary

[vital vector]

what kind of school do you go to bruh

[golden cedar]

One with a computer lab

Also, it’s Payday bitches

[naive dune]

is there a Discord server for L4D players?

[ornate pond]

prob

but for now just go on the (unofficial) L4D subreddit

well maybe

let me check

Nope

sorry bud

[naive dune]

k thx for checking

[ornate pond]

np

just go on the subreddit for now

[broken lodge]

I'm trying gta out again and I'm already required to buy sum thats 1 mil

[vital vector]

yes

welcome

[wheat hare]

Welcome to Los Santos

Our tour has the following stuff
Dying by MK2 oppressor
Tryhards ( I say Diehards)
Grinding

[vital vector]

Money Glitches

Overpriced vehicles/properties/weapons

[lament hinge]

GTA5 multiplayer?

[wheat hare]

*GTA Online

If you compare GTA V with GTA online the only things they share are
1 : map
2: Some NPC

After all these updates they made it a different game

[vital vector]

someone shared their WR of a race and got 1K upvotes, i did too and got 4

my sweet sweet karma

[broken lodge]

I automatically go into passive

I'm not trying to die kek

Someone tried to run me over in passive so thats why

[wintry prism]

yo anyone got RAFT?

[rustic grove]

Yes

[paper thicket]

Boi

Tryhards don't die hard

When I get my hands on them

[worn tapir]

Only Bruce Willis dies hard

[paper thicket]

[vernal crater]

the weapon detail look sick

imo

[lament hinge]

u think so

its in shadows so kekw

[worn tapir]

Nice blaster

I'm still stuck with that 3 shot burst one

Need 200 assault kills for the next one and I only have 90

[lament hinge]

fastest away is blast

the game mode

dice actually scan the props for their games so yeah

[worn tapir]

Yes. It's called photogrammetry.

[lament hinge]

sick tech

makes items and maps look insane

[worn tapir]

They take lots of photos from different angles, and generate a 3d model out of it

[lament hinge]

yep

they reconstructed maps from the original trilogy with that technology

hoth and dead star look insane

[paper thicket]

I went around and killed people who barely fought back in gta online on the christmas night

forgive me

[sick gull]

Did that

Was fun for 30 minutes and that's it

[paper thicket]

yeah

Ok I have played gta online for 1038 hours just checked

😳

91+ hours in first person, and I guess at least half of that is killing people with the heavy sniper

[vernal crater]

boring

gta is dead

[sick gull]

I don't know my amount of hours. I simply know I have everything bought and like 40 million

[paper thicket]

gta is definitely not dead

every third session is almost full (20+ players)

[vernal crater]

yea

[paper thicket]

every second has 10+

[vernal crater]

and the half of them are hackers

[paper thicket]

😂

no

[vernal crater]

yes

[paper thicket]

you will find a modder once in 10 sessions (minimum)

[vernal crater]

bruh momento

[paper thicket]

https://gyazo.com/e8420c7cf9fede7d0b607468bf54b631

jesus

I have sure been up to something...

killed some poor soul 60 times before they've left

and the most times anyone has ever killed me is 23.

in a single session

https://gyazo.com/ee840ca34d1b6cd0b9b187f09cc6b584
Rockstar on drugs

I don't even own this weapon.

I don't have the recources to craft my Heavy Sniper into MK II

it says I have 3k kills with it and time held: 0

never used the weapon but somehow I have three thousand kills with it

@green jetty They added a vortigaunt suit in gta online!!

Not actually but it looks alike

[green jetty]

Lol. It kind of does look like it with the eye.

[paper thicket]

yes and it also has 3 fingers like the vorts and the body seems to lean back a bit like they do

half life in gta

[livid warren]

wtf is that

[mint solar]

That's a strange dog

[lament hinge]

boss

[paper thicket]

plant horse plant horse

[lament hinge]

kinda yes

Rohan is his name i think

something like a forrest god

Ronin*

[vital vector]

theHUD is killing me

[lament hinge]

it can be disabled

[paper thicket]

why the hell is it called ronin

it wandered to the forest and the spirits gave it it's powers and it grew up in the forest and now protects it
ok, fair enough, but he's supposed to already have the powers when he's a wanderer

I have done my cringecheck

ronin passes by the skin of their teeth

[lament hinge]

haha what

i didnt knew any of that

[normal crown]

@lament hinge what game

can anyone recommend me some games

i out of them

[orchid plinth]

Generation Zero

[mint solar]

Roblox

[vital vector]

t!rep

wrong channel fuck

[normal crown]

@orchid plinth hmm lemme see...

[vernal crater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub0ERcLzeiQ&feature=youtu.be

[broken plume]

I've always wondered

why was Dead Is land so foggy

[paper thicket]

yesterday when there still was snow

it's so weird cuz it's not supposed to be there

[ornate pond]

two games in one

[broken plume]

yup

[upbeat citrus]

Wait monstrum 2?!

HELL YE

[somber marlin]

Enter the gungeon free on twitch prime

[vital vector]

twitch prime?

[somber marlin]

Yes

[ornate pond]

ngl

i immediatly played Bill

i love L4D

[vital vector]

ok

[normal crown]

what

[ornate pond]

i dont think i have played 4 hours

i got it yesterday and played like 3 games

maybe 4

(the reason its not installed is because my computer sucks and i need to use GeForce Now)

[vital vector]

the fact that you havent checked the steam news

make me angery

[dawn bronze]

ahh dbd

xd

why I main ghostface and pig

So I can tbag the survivors who were toxic

and then mori the shit out of em

[vital vector]

https://prnt.sc/qgmqsd

Ahmad aka Vilkki getting ready for his first suicide bomb mission

[rustic grove]

You should’ve have stuck sticky bomb on his back

More effective

My opinion

[vital vector]

Remote controlled suicide bombers aint fun

You gotta watch the man do it willingly

[rustic grove]

Or y’all can tell eachodee when to blow up

[broken lodge]

Yo uh

Is Risk of Rain 2 worth buying

[somber marlin]

[broken lodge]

[true ferry]

ma ktoś pożyczyć 27gr psc\

[broken lodge]

?

English pls

[dawn bronze]

idi nahui

[paper thicket]

Ah yes, the terrorist

That's what I named the outfit

[lament hinge]

[leaden orchid]

When everyone looks ridiculously flashy, no one looks flashy

[vital vector]

facts

[lament hinge]

haters

[paper thicket]

wtf is this

the fact that every character is either oversexualized or a loli tells a lot about bdo players' mentality

[leaden orchid]

ye

[vital vector]

surprised that they didnt oversexualize the kids

[paper thicket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/489054797761347594/655876106049683468/4c38b060-d21a-4ced-a13f-9d2e980800ba.gif

[lament hinge]

yall a bunch of haters

[slate fossil]

Haters?

No

We are scared

[broken lodge]

Anyone wanna play RoR2? I'm on xbox

[broken plume]

Rdr2?

[normal crown]

anyone wanna watch my stream?

[broken lodge]

@broken plume no

Risk of Rain 2.

[ornate pond]

holy crap

thats sorta cool

[vital vector]

?

[ornate pond]

the starting screen for L4D1

[orchid walrus]

what am I supposed to look at ?

[leaden orchid]

The music is one of the best parts of L4D1

That piece in the menu specifically

[vital vector]

Never played L4D1 that much

For some reason, I don't like Valves first games

[orchid walrus]

bruh
Portal 2 is at 0,81 euros

[paper thicket]

@orchid walrus You should buy Portal 1 and 2

and Half Life and Half Life 2

[vernal crater]

and black mesa and csgo

[paper thicket]

csgo is free nig

[vernal crater]

pardon?

what should that end mean?

[paper thicket]

nigerian man

[vernal crater]

ah

close one

[orchid walrus]

nice guy

[lament hinge]

2 TETs today

[ornate pond]

NO

MY PEEN

[rustic grove]

What about your pen ?

[lament hinge]

im not pening at all

[rustic grove]

Oh god

He’s going to loose his pp

[winter spruce]

Free Game:
https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/hello-neighbor/home

[somber marlin]

Yup Chris already posted that in #gaming-news

Along with a free gog game

[vernal crater]

free game

but u need to pay 14.99

gg

[orchid walrus]

E🅱️ic Games

[vernal crater]

i am on epic games

[orchid walrus]

🅱️eam

[vernal crater]

https://gyazo.com/043b9ce0066dcca55f022dbfcceaac77

explain?

[orchid walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-intensifies-gif-14242619

[vernal crater]

🅱️ruh Centauri

so it isnt free

[orchid walrus]

so eBic is scam

[vernal crater]

@sick gull wo haste die free version gefunden?

where u got the free version news?

[sick gull]

It was only free for a short time

[vernal crater]

when

today

[sick gull]

Actually, I think it ended half an hour ago

[vernal crater]

bullshit

[sick gull]

Imma check real quick

Yeah, ended a few minutes ago

[vernal crater]

wow

maybe as an idea news mods can add the time how long its free

for the news game section

[sick gull]

I mean, I do mention that it is for today

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vernal crater]

so there is no counter on the mainpage for it?

when the sale ends?

[sick gull]

It ends at 5pm your time

There do is a timer but not on the linked page I sent

[vernal crater]

"todays free game" so when does the day end by them wtf

darn

[vernal crater]

hm

still bs of epic games

[sick gull]

Why?

[vernal crater]

if "today" means "today" so ill have in mind it is until 24:00

and not to 5:00

makes no sense to me

[sick gull]

Well they don't make it per time zone

[vernal crater]

wth

[sick gull]

On the internet I'd always think "for the next 24 hours"

As I may have no idea in what time zone they're in whatsoever

[vernal crater]

nah nevermind, now i know it

[sick gull]

Yeah. I'll also keep it in mind for the next post

[somber marlin]

What is the last free game going to be ?

[orchid plinth]

Half-Life 3

[somber marlin]

Predator Hunting Grounds ?

[vernal crater]

@orchid plinth

[paper thicket]

@green jetty I just spotted a possible HL2 reference in The Surge 2

https://gyazo.com/d01016793590c814429af559918122dd

👁️

[orchid walrus]

[paper thicket]

This game keeps throwing these coincidental HL references at me.
https://gyazo.com/03a6b2404227373bd93b7cb22a7848ed

[ionic sun]

Any souls vet here?

Im playing remastered on switch, how fucked am i if i chose to go str with Black knight halberd instead of good old dex cheese

[mint solar]

Only played 2 and 3

[upbeat citrus]

I don't understand why bayek thinks he's going to the field of reeds if he grave Rob's like almost every tomb in Egypt

like the heck

[paper thicket]

@ionic sun Doesn't DSR have scaling grades like DKS3? In the weapon stats

I think Halberds are Strength weapons.

Or maybe it's possible the grades are the same.

And you're wondering which would be better

Bruh, the weapon has D in Str and E in Dex

[vernal crater]

that moment that aternos almost cant handle ANY modpack servers

and keeps crashing 👏

[paper thicket]

@ionic sun Level Strength

I hope you already have at least 38 STR and 18 DEX because of the requirements

I have no idea how new you are to souls.

So I might be telling you to do the obvious here

[ionic sun]

I'm not new i just always used dxt cheese build

Dex is easy as hell

In ds

Cuz fast scalling weapon

[paper thicket]

yes dex is also ghey

[ionic sun]

I'm omw to killing four kings and i just wonder if i will struggle against them because im not on Dec build

[paper thicket]

[ionic sun]

I never played str

Only mage or dex

[paper thicket]

if u struggle u need to git gud. Adaptation is power.

[ionic sun]

I feel like i need to find another str weapon

Cuz +5 is not enough and its max

+10 halberd sucks

[leaden orchid]

I just cosplayed Guts and spammed greatsword with strength

[ionic sun]

Zwei as well

[paper thicket]

Black Knight Halberd is the speedrun weapon cuz it's really good IIRC

[ionic sun]

Its total pog in pvp

Or switch players bad

Dunno

[paper thicket]

pog weapons in pvp usually are

because tryhard

they make everyone

[vernal crater]

playing pvp games on switch generally is broken af

u slip off from the thumpsticks or shoulder buttons

[ionic sun]

Why would u

[vernal crater]

handling is

example "dauntless

[ionic sun]

Dauntless is pve

Just buy skull and co switch grip

And Ur good to go

Or those joycon like controllers with grips

[vernal crater]

i play dauntless on pc aswell because better handling in combat and that stuff, but playing it on switch
bruh u spawn in middle of city, it INSTANTLY lags and the combat is so broken, no reason to think about why switch players die instantly so fast lmao

i have switch controller anyway

but laying in bed and playing in peace

its a hard option to handle it in handheld style

rip fingers and thumps

it doesnt matter if pvp or pve on dauntless but the handling is ultimate a NO go

[ionic sun]

All u need is switch grip legit

Comfort +100000

[vernal crater]

buying extra accessoire to git gud?

hell no

just controller and ez

or the joycon controller case

or what u mean with switch grip?

[ionic sun]

Buying extra accesories to Play comfortably in handheld mode

[vernal crater]

well

u have many options

[ionic sun]

Smt like this

I'm just using skull and co grip case

[vernal crater]

69 !?!??!??!

[ionic sun]

https://skullnco.com/

[paper thicket]

Uncy did u stop playing Paunch 😳

[vernal crater]

well uncy u should also decide to buy 2 pieces of thumpstick rubberaddon

to not let ur fingers slide off i dont know

[ionic sun]

@paper thicket my pc is like 700km away

Cant play:x

[paper thicket]

wtf where did u go

[vernal crater]

[paper thicket]

did u travel to congo to meet real baboons

[vernal crater]

bruuuuh

[paper thicket]

oh wait u already meet them in the server

[vernal crater]

flexed

[paper thicket]

I didn't say that btw

[vernal crater]

uncy is by his family

bruh

[ionic sun]

Yes

[vernal crater]

ez solved

[paper thicket]

No no, the baboons are in the Facebook DMs

[vernal crater]

ok...

[paper thicket]

🤫

[vernal crater]

i wont imagine how it would look
if uncy is entering his home by his family
and his cousin or brother (we dont know)
is asking unstoppable for dl2 news

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ight-imma-head-out-gif-15010722 uncy be like in this moment

atleast uncy u can play several games on switch

smash bros

mk8deluxe

dauntless

fortnite

or playing nothing

it would be the latest solution

[paper thicket]

Uncy are you in...
Great Britain
France
Italy
Germany
The Netherlands
Belgium
Austria
or perhaps, Greece?

[ionic sun]

I actually used to Play fortnite but now its filled with bots on switch so im playing Dark souls

Poland my frend

[vernal crater]

poland is that big?

[paper thicket]

BRUH

[vernal crater]

i meann 700km

holy

[paper thicket]

Poland ain't 700km in diameter

[vernal crater]

[ionic sun]

U know u dont go in straight line to somewhere

[vernal crater]

i know

[ionic sun]

[paper thicket]

[vernal crater]

atleast u had a good ride

and not 24/7 waiting on a highway

bcs crashes or other things

[ionic sun]

Ye bik playing Zelda and luigis mansion for few hours straight on train

[vernal crater]

train is better than car for this ride

i think

[paper thicket]

👁️

[vernal crater]

u can calculate the money saving for it

how much fuel u would pay for 700km on that ride

or the ticket for the train ride

💰

[ionic sun]

Fug

[paper thicket]

ofc traveling by train is better on long distances

[vernal crater]

ye

[ionic sun]

I forgot theres BIK lad on the bridge in that painting

Just lost 40k souls

[vernal crater]

[paper thicket]

😳

what SL are you

[ionic sun]

52

[paper thicket]

It's only bad if you lose the souls worth your own level up or more.

[ionic sun]

Yes it was bad xD

I was only once in the painting

So i forgot what's here

[ionic sun]

@paper thicket i'm cute

[paper thicket]

which crest shield is that

or is it like

black knight

silver knight

you look like a giant spoon with a weird handle.

havel wearing skirt and xanthous crown

[ionic sun]

Its dragon shield afaik

But i'm going double halberd lad now

[paper thicket]

the dragon crest shield

[near coral]

time to hunt some wolves in breakpoint.... bullies decided to cuck my mission randomly for no reason (they weren't even in range, nor aggroed, or even part of the mission...) bunch a bullies

[near coral]

deagle in a crate, muahaha

[sinful granite]

should i or not buy fallout 4

[leaden orchid]

If you don't have Fallout New Vegas I'd get that instead of 4

[sinful granite]

what is the difference?

What is the difference between fallout new vegas and fallout 4?

[leaden orchid]

FNV is a superior game in almost every aspect IMO

Graphics and engine is obviously better in 4 (since it's a newer game)

But I prefer pretty much everything else in New Vegas

[sinful granite]

alright

should i buy ultimate new vegas?

[leaden orchid]

Yeah it includes all the DLC

[sinful granite]

alright

thanks man

[sinful granite]

oh hey its dead by daylight

thats nice

[sick gull]

(Just a small sample of my screenshots and gifs I made)
I like the Yakuza games... they're nice
https://imgur.com/S6uxa45
https://imgur.com/Gg7mPp8

[vernal crater]

wtf

?

this is more brutal

than gta v

[vital vector]

GTA V ain't that brutal anyways

except "The Wrap Up" mission

[sick gull]

Funny thing though is that the char you play in Yakuza never kills people even tho that's complete bullshit as you can throw people with their backs on poles with full speed and you can almost feel the spine crack

[sick gull]

Oh, and no. This game is not just "BEAT 'EM ALL UP!" it also has very fun characters and side quests

Image.... relevant? Lol

[worn tapir]

Ah yes, Johnny Depp in his true nature

[ornate pond]

(From the official The Sacrifice comic.)

im not crying, you're crying

[paper thicket]

So basically a group of 3 npcs "helped" me kill a boss... by doing nothing.
And I had made a promise to give them half of the prize
But I gave them nothing because they did nothing
And now they're out to murder me
I killed one and took his weapon

Gib half for mental support yes

[frank forge]

hey man

value is subjective

[paper thicket]

Also, I totally would've paid them if they hadn't disappeared right after the bossfight

I found one at a differet location and he was instantly like "you owe us shit!"

[frank forge]

well, technically you do

[paper thicket]

Not anymore lol

[frank forge]

this is why we have lawyers

[paper thicket]

[frank forge]

but that's a cool scenario, is the game any good?

the RPG elements seem pretty nice

[paper thicket]

I love this one vending machine in a safe zone that you can do shady business with

You can sell him audiologs you find

And he tells u secrets and gives money

And when you see him in the first quarter of the game he says
"Welcome back, unknown stranger."

In the second quarter he says "Welcome back, killer."

In the third: "Welcome back, enemy of the state."

"I cannot be seen with you."

"So, make this quick. How about, sharing some information?"

[near coral]

just playing some breakpoint for a bit... for some reason my sniping sucks today...

[lament hinge]

the new one from ubisoft?

[near coral]

was relaxing on a hill yesterday in a bush going "you get a headshot, and you get a headshot", but now it's like nope....

[somber marlin]

Cashpoint

Crashpoint

[lament hinge]

breakpoint couldve been so much better
i imagined phantom pain but co-op

[near coral]

only bought it recently when it was really cheap... screw feeding the greed... not spending cash on in-game items either...

but at least since they had a similar fail to how disney screwed up star wars, 2020 is gonna be fixing/adding features/undoing the incompetence that is online-only, etc...

[lament hinge]

good

[vital vector]

yeah TPP COOP is a missed chance

[lament hinge]

they gonna fix the game

wont be today or tomorrow but they promiced to the community

and free content, updates and events

it took 1 year for battlefront but they did an amazing 180 degree

[somber marlin]

I will after six months

After they upheld their promise

[near coral]

yea BF1 was a mess... then BF2 was a bit of a burn as well.. but at least stuff is being added....

btw that recent update.. "oh look! we added awesome things for you to use!"
oh wait... but we forgot to mention, online-only and whatnot...

sod off EA you greedy bastards

they got spanked for being too greedy, yet they still try and sneak in some easy money earning things here and there... :p

[lament hinge]

online only? you mean battlefront 2? oh well yeah its an online only game 🤷

the community was upset af after they announced that the co-op and all new battle scenarios and arcade modes are online only despite being single player lol

[near coral]

i'll just enjoy whatever single player stuff, and the good ol classic battlefront 2 instant action coop....

only-only, it's a greed trend if anything... sure online is more of a thing nowadays, but offline stuff shouldn't be thrown down a bottomless pit just because online is the best possible money.... :p

[lament hinge]

they vastly expanded on co-op instnat action modes

it wasnt a thing few months ago

[somber marlin]

Imagine EA bought the rights of Witcher

And making a Witcher 4

[near coral]

it kinda should be punished like gambling mechanics (like how loot boxes got banned in other games)
they're basically making money off of people wanting to shoot and bash each other's skulls in....
one might end up wasting tons of money without even realizing it...

reminds me of that person that asked for a list of how much he spent on a FIFA game, it's insane what you spend without realizing it...

[somber marlin]

Pay 50 dollars to unlock Nilfgard
Another 50 for Temeria

EA's The Witcher 4 The Greed Hunt

[lament hinge]

lawl

[somber marlin]

And 100 dollars for Toussaint dlc

[lament hinge]

only 100 dollars?

fos such big content

they will ask around 500-900 dollars

[somber marlin]

Here take my
Kidney, Liver
Heart

Take mah Life

[near coral]

what game was it again that demanded a beyond retarded $1200 or whatever for something?
some pre-order stuff from some game... forgot which

just for some tiny lil statue and whatnot... pff

[lament hinge]

hahhahahaha

assassins creed origins

out of stock
https://store.ubi.com/uk/assassin-s-creed--origins---dawn-of-the-creed-collector-s-case---legendary-edition/592598cbef3aa5164c8b4568.html?edition=Dawn of the Creed - Legendary Edition

[somber marlin]

Free Minecraft Stuff #gaming-news

[normal crown]

Searching for new games. Survival/open world or fps games

Pls recommend

[mint solar]

Roblox

[old lynx]

well i know one that is survival,fps but not sure for open world

@normal crown

[normal crown]

@old lynx sure tell em

me*

[old lynx]

look dms @normal crown

[paper thicket]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/nBxKLs6S6CXmuHKkFPzrvLLQFxPC7Ekas3JUwDPyAdo/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/EMdxk7EUUAAKYte.jpg%3Alarge?width=476&height=514

@leaden orchid

[leaden orchid]

armour 6 rook

[broken plume]

dont think he can move tho

[ornate pond]

I like L4D1 a bit more than L4D2

because when you die you go ragdoll instead of going into the same position every time

[green jetty]

I prefer the animations in L4D1, especially the Hunter animations.

The Hunter is terrible in L4D2.

The shove animation is also much better, wouldn't you agree, @leaden orchid?

[leaden orchid]

Yes

Why is the hunter bad in 2 tho?

oh right the animations

I never noticed a difference lol

[green jetty]

He is stuck in a leap animation, unlike L4D1 where he kicks off the walls whenever you wall bounce, it looks so much better.

And you can bunny pounce in L4D1.

[leaden orchid]

You can also do nate's mum in L4D1

[green jetty]

[leaden orchid]

[green jetty]

@leaden orchid Here you can see the differences. First one is L4D1, second one is L4D2.

[leaden orchid]

L4D2 is better because animations are overrated

[green jetty]

[leaden orchid]

Holy shit

I remember this

Probably one of my favourite game trailers of all time

https://youtu.be/3rridXskgWg

[paper thicket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktw2k3m7Qko

[leaden orchid]

Good music makes a good trailer

[vernal crater]

ill should save my joke before ban

had one in mind that wouldnt go well

[slate fossil]

Say the joke then I promote

[vernal crater]

XDD

no

[slate fossil]

[vernal crater]

aussie is giving me another infraction

[slate fossil]

[vernal crater]

i wont do it

[near coral]

[vernal crater]

i wont mind about it

so no cance

https://tenor.com/view/banned-gif-9473246

[near coral]

[leaden orchid]

Tell joke now or ban

@vernal crater

[vernal crater]

ill getting banned so or so

wtf

if im telling joke

[vital vector]

[vernal crater]

[undone ore]

If you tell the joke, we'll make it painless.

[vernal crater]

i tell later

[vital vector]

he chose pain

have fun with him, bois

[vernal crater]

Good music makes a good trailer

i wanted to say

"Good Admins makes good Server"

[leaden orchid]

lmao

[vernal crater]

[undone ore]

Good joke, as a reward your ban has been postponed by 3 years.

Congratulations.

[leaden orchid]

t!remindme

[oblique pecan]

| AussieGG, the correct usage is: t!remindme <reminder> in <[0 days] [00 hours] [00 minutes]> | remove | list
▫ | e.g. t!remindme remove
▫ | Get more help using t!help remindme

[vital vector]

2023 ban crex

[vernal crater]

pff

ill take that time and enjoying dl2

[leaden orchid]

t!remindme ban CREX in 1095 days

[oblique pecan]

You must specify a time in the future.

[leaden orchid]

????

[vital vector]

????

bot

[leaden orchid]

t!remindme ban CREX 365 days

[oblique pecan]

| AussieGG, the correct usage is: t!remindme <reminder> in <[0 days] [00 hours] [00 minutes]> | remove | list
▫ | e.g. t!remindme list
▫ | Get more help using t!help remindme

[leaden orchid]

t!remindme ban CREX in 365 days

[oblique pecan]

| There is a 7 day limit on reminders.

[leaden orchid]

ok

[vital vector]

do it every week