my cat is a bitch but she's really cute
#general
limpid comet
cosmic raft
meow
blazing mulch
oh god
limpid comet
idk if i sent this one already, but
blazing mulch
she looks mad
blazing mulch
ah
mighty storm
cat
blazing mulch
that one is better
limpid comet
her name is spot
next wind
blazing mulch
why
blazing mulch
true
limpid comet
she's always mad since i disturb her nap time which is always
mighty storm
wow
limpid comet
and her name is spot because star trek
mighty storm
let her sleep
limpid comet
i want cuddles tho
limpid comet
take this cat picture as repent for my sins
mighty storm
cute
limpid comet
in this pic we just got a humidifer and she took the wrapping as a bed
blazing mulch
ah
mighty storm
sounds catlike
limpid comet
alright alright I wanna send one more cat pic
this ones good
she takes all of my gf's hairbands
blazing mulch
Nice Salt Lamp
mighty storm
breaking news: cat asleep
blazing mulch
im upset
limpid comet
i made that salt lamp from the salt of people in the spigotmc discord
mighty storm
hi upset
brave lichen
What happened to spigotmc discord?
mighty storm
im sure all the salt from tonight helped with that too
limpid comet
yeah i made my second one from that
mighty storm
wdym what happened
blazing mulch
idk about that Elon Mus does some nice things
limpid comet
tbh im on the camp of: cool tech, definitely not getting it
blazing mulch
just like any other person everyone does good and bad
next wind
Yeah he's ok, but I dislike nueralink
And he doesn't do much of the work besides owning the companies
He's kind of a dick too
limpid comet
i just hope we don't get to the point where society thinks you're weird for not having one (if it gets to mainstream use)
kind of like social media
next wind
I've quit reddit mostly and now the only social media I use is a little bit of twitter and discord
limpid comet
i guess discord counts as a social media
blazing mulch
thats about it
cosmic raft
alright the elon talk is getting annoying
limpid comet
we're taking about social media
blazing mulch
^
limpid comet
pog first chat of the day
blazing mulch
that was like 2mins ago
next wind
Not yet
limpid comet
for me it is
mighty storm
yeah, im still waiting on my bitcoin to double after i sent it to elon, this sucks
next wind
It's still needs a few seconds
limpid comet
EST gnag EST gnag
next wind
Wait
blazing mulch
Lol
limpid comet
gnag
man i really messed that one up
hey i have a question
what are you guys' typing speed
blazing mulch
i have no clue
limpid comet
and my follow up question: anyone wanna send a typeracer?
next wind
Like 90
blazing mulch
probably 30-40 wpm cause i suck at typing i don't type correctly
i plan on learning a new keyboard format though
idk what its called again let me look it up one second
next wind
Learn to type correctly it's so nice
limpid comet
https://play.typeracer.com?rt=ssw1yq52j if anyone wants to join me
mighty storm
typeracer? sounds like off brand nitro type
next wind
I hated it for the first few days but then after that it was great
Off brand nitro is like oxygen
blazing mulch
maybe dvorak is what its called
next wind
Yeah that's right
limpid comet
who was the guest that joined
mighty storm
before everyone gets banned for being annoying, anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me
limpid comet
silence
blazing mulch
shhh
brave lichen
If you remove 1 warning someone might consider it
next wind
If you give me mod I'll take that deal
blazing mulch
lmao
blazing mulch
if you warn me i'll think about it but the warn has to be something noice
limpid comet
UGH i just did a public typeracer and lost first place since I couldn't hit the period button
i had 140 wpm too
next wind
Yeah no table is the best rank
limpid comet
what even is no table
next wind
π€·ββοΈ
blazing mulch
i forgot what touch typing is?
limpid comet
does a desk count?
blazing mulch
im newb at typing
mighty storm
thats up to the paper team
limpid comet
touch typignn is typign without needing to look at kb
blazing mulch
oh
limpid comet
i thikn
next wind
I don't have any dining table if that counts
limpid comet
my wpm record is like 145 i think
blazing mulch
Debaiting on learning VIM
limpid comet
on typeracer
mighty storm
then why are you still awake π€
brave lichen
Im getting ready to sleep
mighty storm
goodnight π€
vestal jasper
moderators 
mighty storm
hello zml
minor badge
go to slerp
mighty storm
It's only 1:23 am
limber knotBOT
some of them just don't speak to me
mighty storm
New update on Tuesday :o
minor badge
US/EU?
extravm, apparently bloom hosting is also decent
just use their shared mc hosting
no
that low player count should be fine on 2-4gb
hosts will always help you upgrade, so just get more as you go if you do end up needing it
tbh any
shell vine
ive heard good things about vultr or digital ocean
minor badge
if you just need nginx (+ some microservices), you can pick pretty much any on the market (check lowendbox for cheap asf ones)
honest raft
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please dont spam .g @honest raft
void void
hi
quasi valley
ah yes, the funnies
merry talon
related: https://libraryofbabel.info/
grave rover
my cat bit my charger π³
cosmic raft
@quasi valley 
quasi valley
@twin lagoon where's kazheekpat
zealous wedge
uwu
latent valve
π
woven otter
cedar spade
woven otter
Knenimad
vernal moth
minor badge
thanks intellij
stray nebula
twin lagoon
kazheekpat 
worn ember
when your questions are too advanced for spigot so no one replies 
quasi valley
asking questions on spigot
worn ember
i was desperate ok xD
grand pewter
this is why you ask on paper discord and get ignored instead
worn ember
well last time you didnt :p
worn ember
it was about the loottables
grand pewter
oh
grand pewter
yeah thats too advanced for me so i didnt reply
minor badge
hi bop
worn ember
cuz the game doesnt know about them
grand pewter
hi
brave lichen
either that or just bother me cause i sometimes know things
I'll do thisπ
Or ask in pepper help
worn ember
oh RIP that dude ffrom black panther died
quasi valley
that dude
worn ember
that person* sorry
quasi valley
that person
worn ember
thats the only movie i know him from tbqh
brave lichen
Wakanda fooevah
grand pewter
kenny
quasi valley
oh boy, cancer :<
worn ember
ye column cancer
quasi valley
I'm good, how are you, person
grand pewter
personally fine
worn ember
probably worked with mysql too much
worn ember
ye
i always think "i'll do this with mysql"
and instantly regret it
now to add minimessage support 
olive marlin
Why recently everything I want to use has some drama involved with it :(
https://github.com/mikeshardmind/SinbadCogs/commit/daadf9fdc40061a4f39c61cbf772012ec9de032a#diff-765a0d23148be0d73d1c4ee7e770cd57R13
The cog will recieve no further updates, nor is anyone legally allowed to fork to update.
steel pulsar
Hi this is micropost we have had dificultys geting you on the xbox data bayse we recuire youre email and pasward to get you back on our databayse
worn ember
@olive marlin thats kinda sad
worn ember
tf is Red anyway
olive marlin
Discord bot with cogs (plugins).
I was just looking for something like that where I can have the bot and all the basics made for me, and just extend it on runtime with what I need.
olive marlin
Yeah, But there doesn't seem to be any alternative tbh - if you search for discord bot on GH by stars, it's the 3rd most popular one, and there's nothing close to it.
void void
ok this is super stupid - when i have discord intellij integration enabled, intellij runs 20x slower and ends up completely frozen when cutting & pasting larger code chunks
flex is no more
steel pulsar
thats not a game
void void
wrong
vestal jasper
worn ember
remove that last : and you're 100% correct
worn ember
arent you like 39 already
void void
maybe
rotund cargo
π±
left swift
For me it's no commitment ever, I'm saving myself for marriage
heady spear
I'm saving myself from marriage
I'll have a bunch of sex until I get married and then I won't get sex
that's an ordinary marriage tho tbf
void void
ordinary?
how so
that's pretty common marriage
:^)
sham marriage is the real shit, free money when you're in uni
@heady spear marry me bitch i'll feed you
heady spear
I wouldn't marry you for all the money in the world
twin lagoon
heady spear
I'm saving myself for kashike
twin lagoon
dw kashike is into it too
viral hornet
How's Billy?
twin lagoon
how's @viral hornet
cobalt surge
He's good. I get to see him Monday
waxen panther
π ±οΈilly
viral hornet
hope he recovers well!
Camm has wild turkey so am v happy
how are you @twin lagoon π₯Ί
twin lagoon
uwu
heady spear
@cosmic raft im sorry for cheating on you with proxi yesterday but you're really cute and good at programming and when ur in vc I get flustered
cobalt surge
Me too.. he should he's still young and very head strong.. he wants out of there so he'll do whatever it takes.
dapper nacelle
300 euro uwu penalty
dapper nacelle
no think about it, if one person poseses all the money in the world it would be useless
cobalt surge
Maybe that's what they are going for..
heady spear
no matter the amount of money, I still wouldn't marry mikro
because that means I'd have to interact with mikro irl
cobalt surge
Lolol
heady spear
and that seems rather unpleasant
void void
OK
cobalt surge
And interactions with kashike would include kitties
cobalt surge
Cat... I will hurt you
void void
let's send cat to declawing
latent valve
void void
or just let's give him to some obnoxious kid who'll definitely pull his tail
golden gust
You know, I literally never even knew that declawing was a thing until I started talking to americans
void void
tbh same
vestal jasper
declawing is inhumane
golden gust
Oh, it's actually illegal in the EU
void void
ye
vestal jasper
yeah it should be illegal in the US too but the US has to be special and unique
cobalt surge
So we send him to be neutered too then
golden gust
Yea, some girl I was speaking to years ago was pissed off as her mother was making her do it, she didn't wanna by "under my roof", etc
cobalt surge
I don't believe in declawing.
The equivalent to human seems harsh.. I like my nails too much..
So we will just shave all your hair and neuter you cat
heady spear
no we want kittens D:
cobalt surge
Not at all.. lol
Wait City... You gonna marry @golden gust or @cosmic raft
Cuz it can't be both
worn ember
@latent valve that video gets me every time
latent valve
huh what vid?
worn ember
the gif
heady spear
im reserving my privates for kash
cobalt surge
Lol
latent valve
gΓ₯ lΓ€gg dig city
heady spear
im wearing a chastity belt
cobalt surge
They love me
golden gust
false
latent valve
cobalt surge
Cat tolerates me
golden gust
marginally true
worn ember
lmao
cobalt surge
Sometimes
left swift
Magically
cobalt surge
Lol
viral hornet
no matter the amount of money, I still wouldn't marry mikro
@heady spear but you're all about $$$
Sif you wouldn't marry someone for it
left swift
Mikro π€
cobalt surge
Y'all evil
latent valve
πππ
left swift
No evil here just catjam 
left swift
Cats on Bikes, The Musical
heady spear
am cooking salmon and u idiots cant have any
cobalt surge
Ok that sounds good
worn ember
aye minimessage is working π
left swift
Very safe
worn ember
you only die 1/10 times
left swift
Cant get safer than in the middle of a lava pool
cobalt surge
Just fly and you're good
left swift
ThanosTeleport
cobalt surge
Life is a gamble anyway
worn ember
lmao
left swift
50% chance of being teleported into the void
worn ember
death is imminent
left swift
v o i d
worn ember
i should make an option, the more you pay the less likely you are to die
left swift
Do you take dogecoin
worn ember
cobalt surge
Do you accept ramen as payment
left swift
.g dogecoin to USD
worn ember
yes, i can fix my table with those
limber knotBOT
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left swift
Ah yes
knotty rose
Wait since when are there hex codes in chat
worn ember
1.16
left swift
0.0033 cents
knotty rose
hmm yesterday doing ChatColor. my ide didnt show anything to use hex codes
.g hex colors in minecraft plugins
limber knotBOT
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knotty rose
google is weird
knotty rose
ima go google it by myself
twin lagoon
that is a neat plugin though
Thanks to ProtocolLib, this plugin is able to intercept information sent out by other plugins and modifies it before it gets delivered to players. If part of that information sent out is text including a specific set of characters, that text's color will be changed.
left swift
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worn ember
ye
knotty rose
So i didnt find ChatColor.of
worn ember
md's great way of doing stuff
knotty rose
Ya...
worn ember
just name it the same and put it in bungee instead
heady spear
salmon is so goooooooood I could eat this every day
which is a good thing because I have no money and a shit tonne of salmon
so
knotty rose
when i first learned how to code plugins, they guy in the tutorial said βthe bungee one wasnt the right one and thst it would failβ. I tested by myself and its totally the same
Also the guy never used for eachs
amd he neither understand the fileconfiguration things... im happy i only watched the basic tutorialsmand then researched my myself
left swift
Teach what u dont know you'll be the best teacher in ur own eyes
knotty rose
Ya, the guy didnt have a lot of experience
He didnt even use maven
The thing is that he made some plugins and sold them lmao
void void
but u do know
that in order to play dedicated server offline u need to disable online mode
right?
with no internet
twin lagoon
ok
knotty rose
Oflinemo.de is good
limpid comet
lol @ tuinity bodying paper
knotty rose
what im not sure is if we are still Able to redirect users there with the new guidelines
twin lagoon
sure
knotty rose
that include an specific parte which says something like not making fun of offline mode users
limpid comet
yeah it's just a funny clip
knotty rose
speaking of offlinemode... there should be a thing that checked if bungee is on before writing in the console βrunning in offline/insecure mode blahblahblahβ
limpid comet
don't think there's really a reliable way to detect
and it only appears once not really a big bother
mental meadow
wtf is that clip
limpid comet
i guess you could check spigot.yml's bungee setting actually
mental meadow
i've never seen that before
quasi valley
it's a work of art
knotty rose
golden gust
The thing is that bungee mode is insecure
knotty rose
the embed says that it gives a free way to play minecraft and so
waxen panther
bungee is insecure FTFY
knotty rose
but then ot results its a clipmof people hating offlinemode
left swift
Offline users be paying 100$ for a server rank but also say 25$ for mc is too much
golden gust
my major hatred of offline mode servers is that the owners are often entitled fucks who think they're owed support
knotty rose
Offline users be paying 100$ for a server rank but also say 25$ for mc is too much
EXACLTY! i seen a scam offline mode network some time ago with ultra expensive ranks
limpid comet
NOT THAT IVE EVER DONE THIS I JUST HEARD OF THIS but you can find accounts for like $2
golden gust
Not to mention all of the stupid issues that offline mode introduces like having to deal with the cruddy plugins required to make it work and all the stupid issues they cause...
Those accounts are often stolen
knotty rose
And offline mode users bought 50β¬ ranks withiut buying a freaking mc copy supporting the gamw
golden gust
Generally not a good idea
quasi valley
skinsrestorer 
left swift
Would be interesting to run one just to see how long it can last before breaking
knotty rose
Skinsrestorer is good, i like its api
i used it in My uhc plugin to make skins random
golden gust
Skinrestorer... urgh...
golden gust
Literally every month we have a flood of people running in because "I can't see other players?!" or some other BS
golden gust
Or, the more common, "my players are duplicating at spawn", where it literally just somehow ends up with 20 dupes of players at spawn or whatever
left swift
My 1.8.8 offline anarchy server is lag how fix
twin lagoon
viaversion bad
golden gust
ignite yourself
unkempt drift
My 1.8.8 offline anarchy server is lag how fix
This is a joke right? π
knotty rose
Well, then of skinsrestorer is that Bad, what do you recommend to randomize players skins?
left swift
Yes
twin lagoon
Yes
unkempt drift
Lol ok good
quasi valley
not randomizing them or making your own solution
which will very likely, even if you have no idea what you're doing, be better than sr
limpid comet
just use libs disgusie to disguise everyone as a random mob
limber knotBOT
just use LibsDisguises 
left swift
Just make everyone invisible in uhc that way you wont have to randomize skins
left swift
twin lagoon
limpid comet
michael, i bet you'd love the new avengers processors
quasi valley
CORe
limber knotBOT
wtf is that e?!?
limpid comet
somehow they've managed to combine the 80s aesthetic with 2020 modern design
honestly i don't mind it but the e is really annoying
limber knotBOT
they should've juse used a round E
golden gust
oh yay, intel graphics
knotty rose
does bukkit api or spigot or paper implement skin things or i have to dig into the dark amd obfuscated nms?
golden gust
it has a profile API
left swift
Does the floating text come factory default with those laptops
limpid comet
they seem to really like combining lowercase and uppercase where they really shouldn't be
golden gust
Well, paper does
limpid comet
iRIS, coRe
heady spear
Modern intel graphics are more than okay unless ur gaming
Even adobe has managed to optimize their shit now
left swift
.typing
limber knotBOT
golden gust
I mean, their hardware is weak, but, the issue is heavily the drivers last I knew
heady spear
As long as I can get accelerated graphics shit for photoshop im happy
knotty rose
oh if paper implements it, then good, ill research on it later
heady spear
I donβt cry while editing photos on my MacBook anymore
limber knotBOT
just use a tower smh
limpid comet
idk man i've tried but i just love laptops
golden gust
The thing sis that stuff like their openGL support was janky in the past, heck
knotty rose
I use paper api in my plugins so theres no problem
limpid comet
i don't have a main rig, the last desktop i ever used is now a server sitting in my basement
heady spear
I refuse to boot into windows on my desktop unless Iβm using word for uni
void void
can i ask a minecraft question in here?
golden gust
Mojang literally cannot update java because they have to deal with some BS intel driver hacks
left swift
If you cried while using a macbook it would be because youre using a macbook
limpid comet
ohh is that why cat
left swift
Build ur own laptop bluely
heady spear
I need a new monitor for my desktop if ima edit photos on there bcuz my MacBook monitor is sooooo much better
void void
i built a flying machine to harvest sugarcane
but the machine stops onces chunk is unloaded
and the carts get stuck on teh tracks
heady spear
Sad
limpid comet
lol i wish @left swift
void void
i know you have to keep everything contained in one chunk
but i see people on youtube make really long farms
how do they do it?
left swift
Long chunks
limpid comet
put your account in the machine
heady spear
They keep the chunks loaded π
limpid comet
then chunks will always be loaded
left swift
heady spear
Do chunk loaders even work in paper
void void
well of course
golden gust
we often patch them as they're considered bugs
heady spear
Iβve never tested them lol, I only use the vanilla server when doing redstone
As one should tbf
golden gust
Really, if you want shit to fly, you need a player on there and chunk loading to keep up, otherwise π€·ββοΈ
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chunk loaders generally fail to work on 1.14+
void void
ahhh this is super bummer
heady spear
Any technical Minecrafter with self respect uses vanilla, or possibly carpet
vestal jasper
ur a carpet
void void
so i basically have to keep everything in one chunk
static badge
ticking status is determined by ticket level and not "being loaded"
golden gust
Well, chunk loaders where generally fixed as part of the new chunk system ^^
it should be realistically unviable for anything to induce a chunk load with the whole ticketing system, not that it doesn't happen....
glares at fish
heady spear
More than one chunk is ticking at the same time
So you donβt need to keep everything in one chunk
But like
minor badge
plugins can handle it probably lol
heady spear
Just hire someone on fiverr to do the farming for you
waxen panther
heady spear
Someone should make a plugin that requires you to build dumb shit from the spawn chunk to keep chunks force loaded
To replicate vanilla hell
twin lagoon
knotty rose
The fuck is that
I didnt know there was an option to make the ugly intel stock cooler even uglier
vestal jasper
someone's attempts at making their 9900k not melt within minutes of their system booting, probably
knotty rose
so 9900k makes heat? And they complained about amd fx....
limpid comet
https://i.imgur.com/ntlM8Rk.png is there a better way to find npe's
golden gust
Newer versions of java have useful NPE messages
Not to mention, jsr305 is love, jsr305 is life (as much as we'll never get it officially so it seams, you really should look into using nullability annotations)
limpid comet
that would be java 14 right? is it save to use on paper servers? and i'll look into jsr305, no clue what it is but thank you
and yes annotations is something i'm lacking on
vestal jasper
I use j14 to run my test servers
limpid comet
code documentation in general is something i'm really lacking on, after this update and when i'm done my lib plugin i'll be documenting everything
so if i ever need to bring on another dev they'll know what the fuck is going on
waxen panther
just never bring another dev on
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documentation
left swift
Just dont dev you wont have to write docs
void void
Hey guys, I keep getting these invisible players in my tablist. Does anyone have an idea what might be causing it?
limpid comet
i think at some point we'll need to hire contractors
heady spear
the new ios beta is pretty dope
limpid comet
what are the new features?
heady spear
there's an app list now, and widgets on the homescreen
limpid comet
didn't they already have that
heady spear
and you can finally remove shit from the home screen
and there's a translation app now, which actually works fairly well
limpid comet
wait what beta
heady spear
14 lol
heady spear
o and you can have the call screen open while browsing apps
limpid comet
nice to see ios is finally moving towards feature parity with android
viral hornet
and widgets on the homescreen
welcome to android
limpid comet
lol
void void
there's an app list now, and widgets on the homescreen
ye apps list is dope
i cleaned up my home screens
limpid comet
ahh okay
heady spear
and they've made airpods smarter π
void void
ew airpods
heady spear
I got the cheapest airpods and I really like them, not gonna get the pros tho
if I want noise cancellation I'll get over ear ones, not in-ear π
void void
does the pro package have buttplug subwoofer too?
unkempt drift
im not gonna be one of those people that walks around with over ear ones...
heady spear
i've been using my airpods for a year and I don't have any complaints
unkempt drift
so if something offers active noise cancellation in an in-ear system, ill take it
heady spear
I don't like noise cancellation when I'm outside because I don't like getting run over by cars n stuff π
unkempt drift
well you can turn it off....
heady spear
but the airpod pros would be nice at uni
unkempt drift
pretty sure its just in control center
heady spear
but they're so overpriced π
limpid comet
i got the pros for free and i really love them ngl
but i lost the left one in my friend's car
at first i was worried airpods on android would be sketch but they work really well
and there's some apps that can restore IOS functionality
unkempt drift
ive had airpods for 2.5 years now... and I was super scared id lose one, but so far, so good
heady spear
the find my headphones shit works pretty well
limpid comet
i know where they are, its just that it fell into the crevice between the seats
unkempt drift
well the whole find my system is just another one of those apple ecosystem perks
heady spear
I'm also fortunate enough where they fit perfectly in my ears, I don't like the silicony tip shit
which is why I'm not super keen on the pros
unkempt drift
can go to any browser and make any device make a sound
rustic knoll
honestly the seamless integration make airpods worth it for me
heady spear
yup it's so fucking convenient
unkempt drift
^ can be said for like all apple products
limpid comet
im the opposite city, i need silicon tips
heady spear
ye their standard shape isn't for everyone
limpid comet
i tried OG airpods and they left my ears in pretty good pain
unkempt drift
the universal copy/paste π
heady spear
if you have perfectly ordinary ear canals then they're great
I can wear mine for hours without any discomfort
heady spear
but yeah they're not for everyone
limpid comet
but honestly, was really surprised how good the pros were
even battery life
i would never buy them, but since i got them for free
no reason to not use em Β―_(γ)_/Β―
heady spear
I got the non wireless charging normal airpods and wireless charging would be pretty neat, because I have cords everywhere atm
worn ember
cityweeb
limpid comet
and the ANC works insanely well, i've never tried ANC on any audio peripheral before so maybe its just new car syndrome but it's really cool
heady spear
considering how much I like the normal airpods I bet I'd love the pros tho, ngl
unkempt drift
I still haven't used wireless charging for my X
heady spear
but money π
wireless charging on my xs was sketchy af
works way better on my 11 pro for some reason
unkempt drift
imo, the whole wireless charging just means you can't move your phone around when its charging
unkempt drift
like you can when its on a cable
limpid comet
my phone has wireless charging but i've used it maybe twice
(s10+)
i find myself using my phone less and less nowadays tbh
heady spear
audio was wonky, battery lasted for like 20 minutes on a good day, the alarm broke somehow??, the speaker barely worked, etc.
worn ember
sounds like you bought one made in china
worn ember
well tbh they're all made in china anyway
limpid comet
not anymore
india plants have opened, not sure if they've started shipping to the rest of the world
unkempt drift
looks like im gonna have to get a wireless charger in a bunch of years when I buy a neuralink product. gonna be inductively charged. although, elon didn't say exactly how that worked. like do you attack a wireless charger to your skull by the link? he never mentioned
limpid comet
but india requires 30% (i think) of products sold to be manufactured in country
@unkempt drift you plug your head into the charging socket
heady spear
there's those long distance prototypes for wireless charging
where you can charge devices using pads on the ceiling
unkempt drift
how does that work?
limpid comet
radiation
heady spear
they're still super inefficient but π€·ββοΈ
limpid comet
not sure if i like lasers being beamed at my head
heady spear
I bet those will be pretty standard in a few years
unkempt drift
I think people overestimate what something like that can do...
knotty rose
then why would i want to do it
unkempt drift
for the moment, no one is suggesting putting write capability into the motor cortex. so nothing is preventing you from just turning it off
next wind
But it's still there
knotty rose
but what does the thing exaclty do?
next wind
Watch the press conference lol
unkempt drift
yeah, gave a good overview
left swift
Depression cured by brain chips
unkempt drift
essentially the goal is to dramatically increase the bandwidth of communication between humans and computers
right now, we are limited by typing/reading speed
we can read fairly quickly, but a digital connection would be way faster
next wind
Basically it would be a keyboard in your brain
knotty rose
why would we need to make it faster
knotty rose
to save time, for waht
unkempt drift
that is a dramatic simplification...
that is one capability, but its much bigger than that
knotty rose
this gets like the grey men in Momo (if thats the title in english)
next wind
All it does is read brain signal things
quasi valley
all it does
unkempt drift
read/write
quasi valley
ah, yes
unkempt drift
the writing is the much bigger thing
unkempt drift
to be able to write information into the brain... like imagine writing visual information into the visual cortex. can have AR in your brain
knotty rose
i could write faster, but why? ill have the same thinking speed
next wind
I don't think there's any way the nueralink works and succeeds
knotty rose
and if i have a long conversation with someone voice is a thing
next wind
Exactly
unkempt drift
no one is saying communication now is too slow
knotty rose
if it isnt
unkempt drift
but in the future, it might be
waxen panther
can't wait to be able to block someone irl
void void
that's how matrix movie becomes reality
unkempt drift
you might not think that, but apparently elon does. hes talked a bunch about the implications of advanced AI in the future
knotty rose
imagine coding, you have to think what to write even if you can write faster
unkempt drift
and how humanity, in order to stay relevant, may have to make advances in this area
knotty rose
and theres also other things
imagine the equivalent of google chrome that gets your data
imagine getting your brain data
you wout be ensured you have a total privacy
next wind
Yeah that's a huge privacy concern
knotty rose
but if i have a thing inside, anyone with access could get the impulses and transtate them into things
surreal crown
Amd Epyc sysbench scores 30% higher cpu benchmark score than the Intel xeon gold. But yet the intel performs better in paper (loads 50% faster and everything else). How does this make sense? Both systems are identical in terms of other hardware
knotty rose
What device made has been impossible to hack?
another Simpsons prediction, homer got a virus in his brain lmao
next wind
Lmao
unkempt drift
well its not as simple as just reading the spikes and then you know what is happening. A lot of that is per-person. requires AI techniques to learn what the user is actually thinking
knotty rose
and there are a lot of homer like ppl in the world
and why ai and not just normal i
injecting the things in your own brain
next wind
But if someone is able to get access to that, they could probably decode it
unkempt drift
and how would humanity not become relevant? if in the future, AI is designing, running everything, how is humanity still relevant?
knotty rose
it cant be that different between pcs, wait not pcs people sorry
and that is gonna make people like computers which nope
the ai of now doesnt even difference a cat and a dog
golden gust
Synthetic benchmarks are BS, that's nothing new; Scores in benchmarks stand for shit, AMDs CPUs often show great on benchmarks but shit in actual real-world
surreal crown
@golden gust Thanks for clarification
unkempt drift
right, this is for the future, all of this we have been talking about isn't even close to happening, its just what the company has planned... like SpaceX colonizing mars
at the moment, this can give quadreplegics the ability to control computers, and possibly exoskeletons
no one is saying NOW that AI is a problem... its all about the future
knotty rose
but then if people come more like robots, why would robots need humans
we are digging our own grave
unkempt drift
Yang has talked about this as well, how advances in AI will remove lots of jobs.
now this has been said in the past about tech advances, and its always created more jobs, but we shall see
well a president doesn't get to decide that... and they shouldn't.
golden gust
The risk of AI is primarily the lower skilled jobs
imagine an AI powered robot burger flipper
knotty rose
well young people work flipping burgers to pay their studies or somthing
golden gust
The real thing is that you'd replace the "unskilled" labour on the shop floor, but, you'd have to have extra devs, maintenance men to maintain all that
knotty rose
btw is there a way to use < and > for example in a switchcase?
not having to put a case for all the things?
knotty rose
then time to do a lot of ifs
limpid comet
is paper compatible with kotlin?
i've always wanted to get into it but i only really use java (and the jvm in this case) for minecraft
knotty rose
yes sadly it is
quasi valley
kotlin boils down to normal bytecode as your java program would do
knotty rose
but newer java versions have some things kotlin does
var and func are since idk what version 11 iirc
void void
hey who mentioned neuralink - imagine if that shit ends up being vulnerable
get your brain pwned, i bet someone will experiment with flashing doom into you
worn ember
imagine finding an exploit to overload the thing and make it explode your brain
knotty rose
tech is like locks
void void
i mean at some point those shits become so common that you might be required to install one to take part of the society
knotty rose
when its new, it cant be broken
but some years after the thieves find a way to break it
void void
getting your thoughts leaked over bluetooth sidechannel attack
worn ember
LockpickingLawyer would like a word with you
worn ember
ah shit he at it again
knotty rose
and in some cases something which is ultra-secure when it comes out, in some years gets the easier one to unlock
golden gust
god damn she fi everybody looks over at you
void void
when its new, it cant be broken
yes and no
knotty rose
happened to me, hopefully solved it
void void
your wording is bad, more like "hasn't broken yet"
worn ember
sends corona through neuralink
knotty rose
your wording is bad, more like "hasn't broken yet"
ya thats what i mean
its designed to "patch" the existing ways to exploit
but then a way to break it comes out
young silo
void void
how cute
left swift
Mini using an alt to give love to himself
left swift
For the low price and 10 easy payments of 599.99$ you can love yourself too
knotty rose
lol
woven otter
our company offers the same product but for only 15 payments of $299
knotty rose
this looks like ads irl lmao
left swift
U paying me to make an account to tell you feelgoodman messages every day
rose echo
That's a steal
knotty rose
he can literally do it by himself lol
left swift
No
void void
i just record myself saying that and make it my wake up alarm sound
worn ember
i can wake you up every day mikro
knotty rose
i just record myself saying that and make it my wake up alarm sound
lmao
worn ember
then you might have Alzheimer
left swift
And that everything right now is just a dream
You'll wake up and you'll be back in 1st grade about to go to school
And ur whole life was just a dream
worn ember
π finally managed to create a sign lul
void void
And ur whole life was just a dream
fuck
getting that Joker vibe
damn must rewatch that movie, it was epic
worn ember
man that movie was so trash
void void
ur trash
worn ember
rose echo
void void
ok i quit life this time fr, i'm unable to figure out what to eat today
quasi valley
sounds reasonable
left swift
Eat food
void void
good evening from this side of earth
minor badge
good morning kneny (N/A/N/A)
quasi valley
watch the story of the flying tic tac https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpeSpA3e56A
cunning raft
ashen cliff
Birds.
potent fossil
Good morning knenytv
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Htop forked to htop-dev, and version 3.0.0 released with over 2 years... : linux - 90 comments, 777 points - EatMeerkats, 9h ago
void void
Support ZFS ARC statistics
Support Linux pressure stall information metrics
truly 
and finally
glass lava
i use gotop
void void
ew
glass lava
what distro u rockin bro
void void
nixos
twin lagoon
which apparently has been a thing in htop for years
glass lava
i use slackware
void void
ye
glass lava
yeah bro why arch linux when you have debian unstable
twin lagoon
RHEL 
twin lagoon
can we all agree on centos being the dumbest shit invented
void void
ye
glass lava
systemd creators
void void
debian preseed is the dumbest shit ever created though
cyan nova
why not use ansible playbooks to set them up?
void void
ew ansible
twin lagoon
effort
void void
salt or bust
twin lagoon
i don't think ansible is too bad but it's effort
cyan nova
well worth the initial effort i'd say
void void
though i wish more distros were like nixos, so you could build system up completely declaratively
HMMMMMMMMM
technically could uhhhhhhhhh
strange debian to do that
just install all packages into packages store, whatever you'd call it
and stitch everything together using overlay mounts
what the fuck i'm truly genius
yup i'm gonna experiment with that today where's my fucking red bull
wait no apt packages are stateful 
that's where shit goes tricky
post-install and pre-uninstall scripts smh
unborn helm
hello
glass lava
can't you just use symlinks bro
mighty storm
a simlink? like this? https://www.ea.com/games/the-sims
queen crater
Hi
quasi valley
that's cursed
void void
indeed cursed
worn ember
this is great. "Yeah your options are wrong" ok but maybe tell me what i'm supposed to do then lmao
unkempt drift
just memorize the error codes 
worn ember
i'm not changing my computers security settings cuz my school wants me to
fuck that lol
potent warren
no
unkempt drift
what are you trying to do?
worn ember
use my email
unkempt drift
outlook?
potent warren
Just take the L and open it on your browser
worn ember
ye
unkempt drift
are you trying to add it to the default windows mail app?
worn ember
it was added fine before
void void
lmao ded take the L
worn ember
now it told me to update my security settings
ashen cliff
worn ember
yeah its actually really annoying
it forced me to change my pin on my laptop every 2 months too
like bruh
void void
ok now you're just being dominated
unkempt drift
lol just adding your email?
unkempt drift
this is your personal pc right?
unkempt drift
r u signing in with your school microsoft account or something?
didn't realize that was possible if you used your own personal microsoft account.
void void
wow imagine getting cucked by your school's it guy
void void
just unlink the email
install new windows into a vm
can't you do hyper-v on win10 pro?
unkempt drift
yes
worn ember
still stupid
unkempt drift
or just use a browser...
void void
no that's boring
worn ember
i mean would be nice to get email notifs
void void
set up a forwarding?
unkempt drift
pretty sure you do still if its in browser (as long as its open)
worn ember
im not keeping that open
its just stupid that it tells me to fix security settings but doesnt tell me what i'm supposed to fix and where
are they my email account? MS account? Windows Settings?
who knows
limber knotBOT
it probably doesn't like that you are using an admin account π
dapper nacelle
so what is this typing sounds channel about
nova frigate
anyone here a plugin dev?
limber knotBOT
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nova frigate
im trying to use intellij but running into an issue
true canyon
Okay, still gotta... ask the question or describe the problem.
limber knotBOT
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