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I'll have you know
fr
it's 6.715%
Any recommendations for a Linux distro to use to install pterodactyl on an OVH VPS?
wait a minute
Get it under control before it spreads
tuinity is far superior cuz it doesn't have an irc bridge
6.715 + 93.29 = 9.99
99.99*
here we go
btw VA ubuntu 18, i think thats what the guide is for
it doesn't count messages sent by god
🤨
oh no wonder irc is so low them
bento box is outdated anyone know of another way to add a sky block map and plugins to a server
what?
a paper server
I wish
Loot crate money
excuse, me, !bj?
oh blackjack
i love blackjack
i play on clubhouse games occasionally
Games are for kids
Minecraft is, indeed, for kids
Minecraft isn't a game. Its a lifestyle
no one here plays minecraft
Oh my b
i don't even know what minecraft is
same
This is gonna sound really stupid but
is there anyway I can edit the paper jar to say something custom instead of Paper 1.16.2
Example:
Wrong server I guess /shrug
you can do that with a plugin
can't you change that in the default server.properties?
or are talking about different text
don't think so
oh that's the text on the right
thats the version string
Paper likes it's branding. I've offered to PR and make it customizable before, but was declined
waterfall.yml yee
It does? That's one of the few things I forked waterfall to add lol
it's in the ping response packet, should be trivial to change
waterfall.yml lets you set the version
Not replace the waterfall name
Basically, the name of the software is literally the only attribution we have back to our work
<servername>-Core 
runs away
owo with c o l o (u) r
if you've contributed to the server you can customize it a bit :p
yall stop running, face your sins
Catch us first
pulls barty back
Billy is there an API for that in purpur? Also that's just legacy text right?
No text component support internally
darn
make it a paper donor feature :p
I wanted to make it custom qwq
no API, and yes legacy string
If it was component imagine being able to rgb it
wait isn't paper open source?
Yes
contribute $50 or more a month to paper's patreon, and you too could have a custom server name
make it 100 and we'll let you customise motd
No patreon, use GH Sponsors. There's no fees so the devs get 100%
I gotta get some ID so I can use GH sponsors
I applied for it thinking I'd get denied. They approved it :3
I have patreon, but, I don't really push it; especially at times like this where all my time where I have a brain is spent in here or on freelance stuff
I got approved, but, I need ID for stripe
I got 2 sponsors already but idk how it even works yet
can't I just decompile the paper jar and edit it and then recompile it?
or is that i l l e g a l
just casually installing over 1300 packages so I can use LaTeX
this is a very normal thing to do, right?
Paper is available under the terms of the GPL v3
yep tux
i've done that lol
*LaTeX
ew, bbcode 4 lyfe
I hate rubbers (that's why I have 5 kids, I think)
nope, lah-tec
Got myself tacobell barty :D
I have Chinese food
Crunchwrap supreme
It's literally an open source project
You can modify it however you want, just, don't expect support if you do go tweaking it
This is the longest gif ive ever seen
I don't know anything about Javascript or IDE
and some popcorn chicken
what is LaTeX
(DiscordBot) https://www.latex-project.org/ -- LaTeX - A document preparation system: "LaTeX is a high-quality typesetting system; it includes features designed for the production of technical and scientific documentation."
LaTeX is a high-quality typesetting system; it includes features designed for the production of technical and scientific documentation.
don't worry, you don't need to know javascript spectrum :p
latex is hot
o h some boring stuff
anything you could recommend I get to start?
.g What is LaTeX
(DiscordBot) https://www.flobeds.com/what-is-latex/ -- What is Latex made of | FloBeds: "Well, latex is a milky white liquid composed of rubber particles dispersed in water. This is whipped into a foam and heated to produce latex foam..."
A question you perhaps have never thought to ask: what is latex made of, and how is latex made?
what programs would I need to edit the jar
wtf
eclipse
Notepad
i've been told it's lah by people who know leslie lamport
The thing is that nobody is practically saying LaTeX out loud so why does it matter
have you not been to a math class?
do you not have friends?
your profs are wrong, sorry
The internet is my friend
^
lah-tek
is the x just silent
it's greek or something
and the person who told me this pronunciation makes v good pies so you have to listen to them
µ˜
i mean that's what you say when you don't want a gif situation
i see the typing notification in my dm but i don't see any convo typing
tf
nvm it was in a group
so popular :3
you didn't last long
10 seconds
exactly 10 seconds
indeed
fickle fickle webchat users
anyone know any OVH coupon codes?
I've literally never heard of an OVH coupon code
whats an OBH
They have sales somewhat often
i know one... it's ||IMACHEAPSKATE||
z0w0: doesnt look very good on eye are see
no spoiler
ya but you don't need a spoiler chew
of course
get a better client
glowing bear doesn't show as a spoiler :(
Oh, wow, the bot didn't translate it
I thought it did
rip
does it go this way
do it from irc
spoilers arent a thing at least in the ircv3 thing
||like this||
No, no it doesn't
Worked on our end
IRC clients just interpret same FG and BG color as a spoiler
sneaky
what did i do
why
grafana?
.g grafana
(chew) https://grafana.com/ -- Grafana: The open observability platform | Grafana Labs: "Grafana is the open source analytics & monitoring solution for every database."
why would you have anything non-https
oh so like simple analytics
does it respect the dnt header
aches tee tee pee s
just now realized rory left
is a change from SomeObject[] to SomeObject... as method parameter binary compatible?
aww rory :(
ya it should be
ok thanks
vararg is just sparkling array
just like kotlin is a sparkling language
Got my microwaved cookies
why

it was 100 toda
but it just rained/stormed so now it's down to 75
in human units not science units
@static badge ?
in about 10mins
k
z0w0: why do u keep discording
i've gotta spread the love chew
also i wish it would rain :(
use your weird freedom units i guess
i was at my friend (coincidentally named rain)'s house when i got the severe thunderstorm warning
so i yeeted out of there
rip
rain is a cool name tho
yeah
picked up rory :3
uwu
20 mins l8r
Lol, who made that twitter and whats up with md's avatar
it's md pogging
<Unknown user (via SASL):[ip].rev.sfr.net> failed to login to Chew. There have been 1328 failed login attempts since your last successful login. 1328 we are at 1328 people
what the heck if i take a screenshot of netflix on safari with the native screenshot tool it doesnt actually show it
like here's a screenshot, what the heck https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/DSycuZYp/image.png
what kinda anti-piracy stuff is going on here
and how exactly does it work, and why
that's such a small subset of users
99% sure it'll work fine on any other browser anyway
@vagrant niche
Legends say it keeps going
and how exactly does it work, and why
chew, it's using the browsers built in dmca protection
not suprising, same things happens when you screenshot/record on ios
idk if dmca was the right word, let me find the right supporting article(s)
ohh you mean drm
thats how i read it anyway
let me try 3rd party screenshot tool
It's pretty well made especially when it's Safari on a macbook
I think you'd probably get away with like, Firefox + native screenshot
Just use your phone camera to take a picture on Mac 
Lmao Id be scared
oh phew it doesnt block it, i'd be so concerned
Lol
I think if Mac has camera and both has Bluetooth. It may be able to figure out the relative location of both phone and Mac
But it will invade pretty much all privacy known to mankind lol
it already connects via handoff
Entirely possible then! Don’t give them more ideas lol
.eta
Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.
the integration is actually pretty cool. obviously need to be same icloud account, same wifi / bluetooth network
you receive texts, phone calls, etc, clipboard is shared between computer and phone
22th century DRM. It will erase the memory off your brain 
22th
drm go byebye, however the meme goes
@potent fossil uwu
twenty tooth
^
like 4rd is ford
what were you responding too
oh lol
is that bad?
u mean chonker
chunky is pop's right
are we talking about the same chunky
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/chunky.81534/ this right?
ahh okay
so like mcedit
who is chew?
no clue
they appear to be a webhook
not a day goes by i don't ask myself that same question
hello chew person
also props to you for actually realizing it's a webhook instead of thinking it's a bot 👏
~~but it says bots ~~
z0w0
wos
chew!
owo good morning
nice
i'm on chapter 4 of the yaml 1.1 spec
school starts tomorrow for high school but im goin to college baybee
that is terrifying
it's been almost a whole summer
and i've done nothing
u still in skewl?
my school starts tomorrow and im in college
Z, go to school!
i saw google has some certificate thing
theyll treat it the same as a bachelor's (4 year thingy)
i have a degree proxi
so im like why the fuck don't i just do that
i already have a bachelor's degree
woa whatd u write ur thesis on
wh
you can if you're super extra and do honours but most ppl don't
we do theses here
even for a master's degree in my field a thesis is pictures with captions
at least, that's the written part
Z is a statistician!
nah i have a theatre production degree
this is prob a cheese question, but where do i see my initial login info once I get an OVH VPS?
wo
they email you va
email me, Z!
so thats what I thought, is there an additional email that will come with that info?
depends on if you specified an ssh key or not
I have the confirmation of purchase and one saying the panel is enabled
aaaa
ahha resolved: the login info email was in the spam folder
also props to you for actually realizing it's a webhook instead of thinking it's a bot 👏
bots have status webhooks only have the pfp and tag
Master of fine arts?
that's the one
big brain me
i have a question
for anyone,
hi
instead of what time is it, how many hours until you plan on going to sleep?
for that to be useful, you have to plan on going to sleep at a time, then actually go to sleep then
too many steps
zml wanna hug
thank
chew u want a hug too
chewc ome here
if proxy is a hoe she'd be a netheralright hoe

i wish lax never came back
like napoleon
then someone unbanned him
ah yes napoleon's exile vacation
didn't he come back then he was exiled again?
probably
It happens every full moon
i forget drama quickly
That'd be $4.99
nty
that's not how exile works
what currency
we dump you in a boat
shove you off the shore
and you figure something out
terms of use is like a terms of service right
Yep
yes
Same things just different names
lmao math prof uploaded the entire math textbook in pdf format to canvas
already owned it but yea that's cool
ok
note to self, dont open that
it crashes the browser
oh it was a trick
send it 😎
unless it's a large pdf that make the freezes the browser during load
no its just huge
open w zathura
sure i want it too
there r so many textbooks
i have a bunch tossed in class folders
hey if it's one i need hmu lol
lol
well that owo link is the entire calc 1/2 book my college uses
so, if you like, take it
why this server has ✅, only very beautiful?
wat
you mean verified?
yes
lol my uni did free calc textbooks
well my calc 1 class used that back, but only as reference when pissed me off
that book*
apex calculus or sth?
ya sry
I learned a very good lesson tonight and that's not to take meds in the dark. It's 1AM and I just took Adderall instead of my Tylenol PM since I didn't look at the bottle.

go make urself throw up (srs)
meh thsts the only way to go
Yeah I might have to.
why not
I haven't learned how to not have your brain excited something the next day. That's 80% of the reason I can't sleep at night.
being excited for SCHOOL
Yeah
ok nerd
genuine nerd
I'm about to get my full 20,000 steps in daily again.
Actually @serene bolt said my nerd card was revoked.
as if pure has the authority to revoke nerd cards
have fun glare 💜
yeah not complaining
lol before I lost my step counter I'd get 25-30k steps a day when I was working
i took calc bc in high school
cuz my brain feels empty
calc 1 first semster, calc 2 2nd semester
I forgot most of calc 2 already
but that was 11th grade
2 years ago
I got 3 on AB calc test.. but 2 on BC
o I took bc in grade 10
He revoked it cause I'm not on that uncrustable life anymore.
At least, not for now.
in high school i got up to what they called math analysis (precalc) but then dropped because i was like "lol im gonna join the army" and then i joined the army and got kicked out and now im behind everyone else trying to get my degree
so overall, fun time
are you gonna have a fridge full of uncrustables for uni glare?
i cant even join the military atm lmao
i lied about my disqualifying factors
Nah but I did go last week living off them
But now I'm back to real food. I cooked up chicken breasts for this week.
and my recruiter helped me lie about my weight by telling me to use hemmorhoid cream and plastic wrap to drastically dehydrate myself so that i was within the entry requirements 
oooh fancy glare
Going to the gym again, etc.
imagine serving a country which doesnt wanna even think of you unless you miss tax payments
accurate proxi
Now that I'm actually allowed to leave my house
yo, listen. ok. they told me there was free housing for me and my future family and also i can pick my job high school me was sold
I have to wear a mask which I don't mind
you can put yourself at risk of dying without having to be an active participant in imperialism
They limit it to 50 people
true, i technically put myself as risk of dying every day
They also clean it down each night heavily and between users. I go first thing at 5:30AM so I'm the first one touching it all.
some of the people there were hardcore hooahs but most of them were like "plz college money"
including me
By taking the wrong meds at night

My regular schedule is wake up at 7AM no matter when I go to bed but for school I do 5:30AM wake up and try to be sleep by 9:30PM
I clearly failed that one tonight.
wat
glare out here with a good sleep schedule?
I'm not functional enough to have that kind of regularity
9:30 usually ends up being 11:30 but I try to hit in-between too
Actually @serene bolt said my nerd card was revoked.
Glare told me he went to the gym and had a girl sleep over at his house.
Absolutely not meeting the criteria of nerd. He must be a virgin like the rest of us. ...... right guys? right? 😭
👀
Do nerds not talk to girls?
i wish i was 😔
glares a chad 
as a girl who's a nerd, no
actually im more geek than nerd
(DiscordBot) xkcd: Geeks and Nerds (31 May 2010)
perfect
Do you get classified as a nerd because you write code?
id rather be considered a girl than nerd/geek tbh
@void void uwu
@void void looks like ur just a geek then
girls have cooties
Ewwww
no u vic
@vestal jasper uwu,,
girls r cool
You too proxi
woa
oh we definitely have cooties
I'm not giving u attention on demand
😔
no girls do nr 2 and that's super gross
can y'all imagine
birb!
My uncrustable money this week actually was spent on a 6 pack of Mikes lemonade. Tho I am kinda happy to be off the uncrustables.
ducc r birb
They were kind of addicting.
Literally type "u" 4 times and my phone changes it to "I" each time
vic is protecting me 🥺
Asshole phone tbh
uuuu
protect proxi at all costs
protecc her
Proxi you have issues

oh
proxi is the issue
where is pop
in my fridge
no lax is the issue
I could rampantly verbally abuse you and the moment I say something nice to you, you'd latch onto it @minor badge :^)
Haven't seen a chunky update in awhile
u can get pop at the store
this chat is getting too hetero i gotta head out

I don't love thots
wtf did u just call her

umm
I saw it said in a change log that they fixed vanilla team scoreboard colors but it's not working. I tried a few versions including the exact one they said it's fixed in, and I have it set to true in the config so ik it's not that. Does it work for anyone else?
guideline violation potentially spotted, manual review needed
I've called her a thot like 7 times already
7 guideline violations spotted
In city's shitfest of a server
oh nvm
im your thot, vic-chan ;)
Ew
way too hetero
what is
waiting-room hour?
or spicy-taco-lovers hour
hetero is tolerable be inclusive chew
of course it is i just don't wanna take part
don't convert me back
Oh boy.
lol
am joking
wek
<Unknown user (via SASL):[ip].rev.sfr.net> failed to login to Chew. There have been 1331 failed login attempts since your last successful login.
almost 1337
ur so popular
indeed
i think it's a thunderbird bug
ah yes blame the tools
i have an idea
So I was told I have to make playlist of songs from the 2010 era. Any suggestions?
💡
what if we brought irc to discord? 5 roles, owner, admin, op, halfop, voice. also usermodes as roles. in order to get perms, you need to auth with nickserv, none of this discord auth nonsense, log in as any account you want
manually join channels, all that fanciness
What if we just don't do that? Okay.
one of my servers has those roles
dumber than channels for tickets?
barty you are in no position to complain about people's discord servers
shoudl rephrase, log in as your nickserv account under any discord account
back in the day we had a server bot, dming it would open a ticket
you would communicate through the bot and staff would through the channel it made
wouldnt say name just rank
i mean
if it's ticket for something related to discord, then sure
but what if someone needs a ticket but doesnt have/want discord?
what do they use?
just get no support?
hello 🙂
HELLO
we have issue tracking software already
why would you want a shittier version of it in discord
i mean i'd be okay with whatever means you use as long as there's other means of asking for help
do ingame tickets
for us, email, ticket website, maybe discord cus why not
it's a thing
there are plugins to support it
i mean if the server is broken you'll hear about it... otherwise it's on their end
"i can't join the discord" "make a ticket"
i cant even make a new account anymore it asks for a phone number and it just says invalid for me
for me it always needs both
chew have you been doing bad things with discord
even on old accounts
discord has been doing bad things with me
also sometimes they don't take online phone numbers like google voice
wait so you have no moderation settings on your server?
hows that possible
oh wait, auto role, nvm
you can set the security level to lowest
lowest is email
ah
none is not possible on community servers
oh discord
verified email, there ya go
do u guys wax ur buttholes
but then adding roles bypasses those
indeed
i can if you pay me
if you have role, none of those options matter
Imagine having bots in your discord.
ikr lul
Not on my Christian Minecraft Server.
am bronze
i havent heard anyone say that in a while
are you going to leave this server too barty
like i said, i just don't like barring people who need help
dat a yes or a no
at least 2 options, good enough
it means there's no fully libre way of accessing support for your server
u wan feed?
ye i wan feed
no, not rather
just have a "contact us" form on the website that transfers them to email or sth
have them send you tiktoks for support
email is the universal UI
oh then thats good
if i wanted to email a ticket I could?
ya email is fine
ok
what do you have against email?
le sgo
im not bashing discord idk why you keep defending it, just asking if you have other means of support
i wanna email barty my support tickets all day
barty i joined ur server and wasn't given op
Just set up a PO Box
how do u get work done without email
im from tuinity there to review ur serbur
does tuinity have bstats stats
y
it has cstats, chew stats
I need to get on that soon before I get on paper's bstats
no, cstats is chinastats
yet?
but not mine 
cStats全局统计
what the hell, this is just bstats with a c
chinese stats
more like cpropaganda
hows fortnite doin?
still banned on apple/gplay?
how have the kids reacted to fortnite being banned
its hard to think of something i care about less than fortnite
fortnite was after my time lol
it has guns, mom says i cant play games with guns
lol
i can barely get away with mine-strike
minestrike?
mineplex's version of CS:GO in minecraft
was the shit back in the day
sounds extra
it was great
then i played actual cs:go and was confused as heck
all i ever hear about fortnite is random people doing shows ingame
oh yeah
how does that work
travis scott fortnite concert
or was that roblox
i get random streamers on facebook playing fortnite shown in my feed. i have never scrolled faster in my life.
fortnite is just the same thing over and over
and that "same thing" just doesnt interest me
wdym
nah, its just trash in its entirety lol
do NOT get me started on that abysmal api
true, but for some people it is a necessary evil :(
how is it necessary
it's like the only way i can conveniently keep in touch with friends/family back home
eww, humans..

oof flashing lights
wtf
that's too bad, facebook tr acks you more than once a month
i do hate talking about something and then getting FB ads similar to what i was talking about
at the same time i think it's kinda cool that technology can do that 😂
tbh with some of the dreams i have, i think they'd be welcome
and then you become obese
because you stopped running
and started eating maccas

lol proxi I use FB for work
@minor badge uwu
you guys are amazing at amazing me by the stuff you say
type or say
@vestal jasper uwu,, 🥺
we aint talkin
@minor badge owo
it's talking in my head
maybe i should go to bed
that sounds like a good idea
you should do it
am watching netflix
Netflix will be there for u tomorrow
my brother has school from like 6:50 to 12:20 tomorrow lol
and I'll likely sleep through it
I'll finish this episode then hed to bead
oof that is v early
yep thats high school
well, technically some post high school thing
because disabilitity whatever
im sorry but 6:50 is wayyyyy to early for anything
i had to wake up at 6am every day for high schol
school started 7:35 AM
wtf
yep!
but goodnews, i had a best friend, only senior year
my high school started at 8am and I thought that was too early
so it was worth it to see them
but otherwise
aww one good person
there were a couple of good people
had a falling out with one, typical friend stuff
oof
bruh this dude was legit the dad from good luck charlie, i know this man, he was a decent part of my childhood
I mean there's only one person I still talk to from high school
if you count hte memerator devs, i still talk to 5 people
nice
you know in middle school literally all my friends were female
in high school i just had no friends

that's a big oof
wait
i should rephrase
my definition of friend changed
ah
so people i wouldve considered friends i didn't consider friends in high school
i talked to a bunch of ppl
never outside of class
except for those 5 + 1 other i don't talk to much anymore
ya fair
my high school career was a wonderful journey and my egg cracking
lol all I actually managed to figure out in high school was that I wasnt str8
especially senior year, best year
lmao
i didn't date anyone
@static badge oi
why did everyone hate david cameron
lol I dated ppl for a total of like 8 months
wat
@potent fossil the k8s dashboard is kinda useless
does k3s come with rancher dashboard tho
are you a k8s cli junkie
now i am
rancher more betterer
in high school i just had no friends
heh i hated people from my high school lol, they were so damn stupid and childish all the time
lens is neat yeah
well they still are stupid
there was a lot of cool people
I had a fair few friends in highschool, majority women
lens is more visualization though
there were a few cool ppl at mine
thus all my friends are basically 100+km away from me \o/
there was a lot of people who cared about being cool yes
i still throw big parties with my long distance frens
rip big parties
I had "friends" in school, but I don't have contact to a single one of them nowadays
i don't make friends online anymore, too many bad experiences ruined my trust in people online
Yeah I don't talk to any of my highschool friends at all anymore
I still keep in touch with a lot of friends from Uni tho
Like my uni friends are my main friends now
All of my current friends, a small group of ppl, I met while in uni, but outside of uni
too much drinking and beer pong, now my body is literally hurting hnnng
u drinking?
Actually mostly same lol, half the people I know I didn't actually go to Uni with, they either graduated earlier than me or went to another Uni
I talk to one high school friend and we're trying to get our lives to a point where we can be in the same city and live together
My uni class was a utter clusterfuck
ya see here we have a pandemic so nobody should be partying lol
planning going back to uni this year tbfh
Half of them were extremely religious and I was like, Jo guys, this is a CS class, God is a scam
lol
I never attended classes but I ran my uni's CS club
but if people are going to jump on me again to do all of their programming homeworks
then fuck that
So met a lot of people through that
if god is real why does intellij hate when i don't use a semicolon
((thats a joke))
i hate it when people who come to uni don't even bother learning stuff
yaaa... like half my year did nothing
I was always shocked how some people had gotten to that point in the degree half the time
Lol Mikro would hate my as a class mate 😂
and the department wouldn't fail them bc it looked bad for their stats
no offence tho :p
meanwhile i don't even wanna go to uni, i don't even need it
it was so bad even the staff joked about how anyone with a pulse could get a degree
I didn't learn shit in uni, mostly because the math I didn't care about and the IT stuff I already knew
Other than learning c++ and Cobol, I didn't learn a thing in uni
I used to annoy a lot of people because I never turned up to classes, but it's not because I had a bad attitude towards uni, I just found I was more productive and learnt better without attending them. I did already know a majority of the CS stuff though, I more used it to meet people and fill in the gaps
And I only attended because my company wanted me to
I learned quite a bit in uni cuz they pretty much just gave me keys to the building and a pile of projects
I had to attend every class, since it was basically work time
basically only thing i'd really learn from uni is maths
So while you guys had to pay for uni, I got paid to go to uni 😂
but my math base fucking sucks, hs teacher wasn't really teaching a shit because she favoured certain group of students
My favourite Uni project was one I sought out and got permission to do
and i wasn't in that group clearly
my high school pre-calc teacher sucks
I ended up doing a self-directed project for uni credit, where I hacked my local transit card system
What's pre-calc lol
pre calculus
But I mean
the math class before calculus
limits and stuff
uni is also free here, but I don't really get paid for it
What is math "before" calculus?
i got some € from uni
chuwu
I can apply for some support here and there, eg. gym tickets, but I only get money for learning if I'm extraordinary
uwu
yeah i'm 95% tempted to just take the google certificate instead of my degree
My uni didn't have merit-based scholarships for IT-related stuff for some reason
apparently google will treat it the same as a 4 year degree, why bother getting one
also people do... fictional marriages (?) to get that extra stack of money
There was only a scholarship for being an aboriginal australian or torres strait islander
Most other degrees has merit-based scholarships, so idk why IT didn't
tbfh should experiment with that one day 
I'll have worked at google, good enough
save your money and just work at somewhere not google
apparently google will treat it the same as a 4 year degree, why bother getting one
Because I want to work at Lockheed Martin, so:
- I need to get an Msc diploma
- I need to become a US citizen
- I need to get security clearance
man i don't even plan on living that long we'll cross that road when we get there
I went a good few hours to an "assessment-center" day and got the opportunity for such a thing for a future IT job at our state, but boy was the contract gargabe. so I just didn't and went on studying normally 😂
/s
it's probably just generic Bootcamp but with google branding
ah crap i was supposed to go to bed after this episode
oh well, another episode time
kneny 🐌
I've turned down a lot of jobs at big companies and have 0 regrets tbh
Big companies feel way too "cog in a machine"y for my liking
also no dying
heh
ya - I did an internship at IBM in high school
i just want money to fund my businesses i wanna start
duh
and they were lovely ppl but I never wanna work at a huge company
The only appeal I see for working at Google, is you could learn a lot in a short period of time
I like big, but not huge. We have 600 in IT here, 2k at the campus
but also google is a void all of your work disappears into
Yeah, you learn more on bigger companies, cause scale, processes and ppl have more time for you
Google pays decently depending on where you are
and pineapple's pineapple
It's not crazy level for grads, but it's pretty decent
ya the biggest company I worked for was 600 ppl and smallest was like under 10 ppl?
At the much higher levels Google pays pretty crazy tho
I wouldn't work for a company which ethics I don't agree with, but in the case of Google I would make it dependent on the projects I would work on I guess, cause they so big
game dev is fucked as an industry
yall need to unionize
i would love some freelance stuff but i am absolutely not a "good" coder
There are ppl who only work for Google to be ex-googler
Ngl I was tempted to do that
I would be to
But Google Australia weren't hiring at the time so I never applied
chew have you seen some of the mcmarket stuff
bro if I did even one tiny thing for google i'd be so proud of that shit
Not sure if they even have devs down here in Germany
"see that tiny thing? das me"
Not that I would care
I got contacted by a Google recruiter in like high school lol
And "ex-Atlassian" or "ex-Canva" didn't have the same ring to it so I turned them down (Turned down Atlassian for that, for Canva it was a fairly different reason)
I send a single application letter ever
meh
oh i heard people who did, not me
Where you at now me?
ya I think thry cast a fairly broad and semi-random net
I'm at a local startup called Clipchamp
We make a web-based video editor that does video rendering in the client
owo
So wasm stuff?
Yeah lots of WASM stuff
wasm?
Yeah, I don't think I would want to work at a startup, I would work myself to death
WebAssembly
thought it was wasd
starting a startup means every problem the startup has is your problem
@vagrant niche
I love WebAssembly. Which language primarily?
hell yeah
k
that's how it is with memerator
Here I can just clock out after 8 hours, doesn't matter if stuff is broken or not
except no one gets paid in fact we all pay like $5/mo lmao
I know ppl who run small businesses I don't want that stress in my life
The stuff we push to WASM is all C (due to ffmpeg), but the rest is TypeScript
No dum deadlines etc
typescript? isnt that like kotlin but for js
That's cool.
If a project needs more time, I can just explain and it's fine
TypeScript is JS with types

