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vagrant niche
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yeah, if you go to wendys you can get rootbeer flaot

cosmic raft
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why the fuck would there be applesauce

fallen oracle
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Doesn't everyone put applesauce on pizza?

vagrant niche
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no

cosmic raft
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no

vagrant niche
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why

fallen oracle
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I feel like I'm going to get hated for a meme

merry talon
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there is 1 (one) valid food item to add apple sauce to

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and that's pork chops

cosmic raft
merry talon
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you don't scare me

vagrant niche
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some girls like apple sauce on the p p when they give oral

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I've read on the itnernet

fallen oracle
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Sure wish text to speech was a thing on mobile already.

serene bolt
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oral what? like brushing their teeth? or oral exams?

vagrant niche
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sometimes they lactate apple sauce

merry talon
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WHAT THE FUCK

serene bolt
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🀒

fallen oracle
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Tis a joke

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I found on the internetz

serene bolt
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he says as its in the fridge right now waiting to be eaten for lunch

serene bolt
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who am I kidding, glare only eats uncrustables

fallen oracle
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Pure knows me so well pepeheart

serene bolt
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it makes me laugh because I swear every time I look over at a chat, you just happen to be talking about grabbing an uncrustable

fallen oracle
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You get the honor of picking the flavor tonight

serene bolt
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Hahahaha, what flavors are there?!

fallen oracle
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Grape or strawberry

vagrant niche
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Apple

serene bolt
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hmmmmm I guess if it was me, I'd pick grape because I don't know why

vagrant niche
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Pineapple

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orange

fallen oracle
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I can do 1 of each if it makes you feel better

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I know it makes me feel better

serene bolt
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just don't run out of your supply

cosmic raft
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strawberry

cosmic raft
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english translation for you

fallen oracle
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I never run out of supply. Why do you think I always need rent money?

limber knotBOT
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what is going on

left swift
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Brekfast

vagrant niche
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I wonder what that girl is up to now

fallen oracle
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I heard she has a TV show

vagrant niche
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I know the tacobell yo quero tacobell chihuahua is ded

fallen oracle
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Me after reading Lax last msg ^

vagrant niche
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Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

left swift
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As the brazilians say

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Cry is free

vagrant niche
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.yt yo quiero tacobell

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it aint workin no more

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idk y

fallen oracle
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.g yo quieto tacobell

limber knotBOT
vagrant niche
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ayyy

fallen oracle
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Okay well of course he's a flying pupper now

vagrant niche
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πŸ™

fallen oracle
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I read that the oldest golden retriever just turned 20 years old

vagrant niche
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ok, the girl is still alive.

fallen oracle
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Pure, I always keep a 30 rack in the freezer

vagrant niche
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thank god

serene bolt
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30 rack

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dear god

fallen oracle
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Uncrustables silly

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1 a day

serene bolt
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1 a day

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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

fallen oracle
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Of each flavor

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If I do a plugin sale, I sometimes let myself have another.

tropic phoenix
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How would I have my players crops continue growing when they're offline?

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Afaik I'd have to have an "updater" player standing in the chunk

fallen oracle
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Wait

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You're saying you can still farm in the game without mcmmo?

tropic phoenix
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Mcmmo?

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
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god help me, what's the Jetbrains IDE for C#

fallen oracle
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CLion?

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Wait no

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It's Fider

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Rider

limber knotBOT
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fun

fallen oracle
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Jetbrains has a C# hook for VS

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Which is pretty awesome

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It's called ReSharper

limber knotBOT
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so do I need to learn C# or learn the differences between Java and C#

fallen oracle
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It's pretty much up to you. I use C# for GUI stuff mainly

limber knotBOT
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yeah one of the devs is working on a Desktop (and Mobiles) app

potent fossil
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there are very few differences between C# and Java...few keyword things, and mainly just features that java doesn't have

limber knotBOT
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so I was gonna write up a C# lib

potent fossil
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it's really not that different

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however variables are CamelCase

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:(

fallen oracle
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What have you been up to lately simple

potent fossil
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playing wow

fallen oracle
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Ahh

unique snow
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The C# compiler is generally amazing.

mighty storm
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have to come to discord to ask
is

public String bruh()
{
    stuff();
}``` as bad as
```cs
public String bruh() {
    stuff();
}```
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(java and cs respectively)

fallen oracle
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Pure, I'm starting with Grape tonight like you said.

unique snow
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Some of the things I have taken for granted in C# just don't exist in the java compiler 😦

cosmic raft
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I don't understand the quesiton chew

potent fossil
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yes stop putting braces between your method signature

limber knotBOT
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like

potent fossil
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it wastes space >:(

limber knotBOT
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if you use the top code in java, you'll get fucking obliterated

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if you use the bottom code in C#, will you get the same treatment?

cosmic raft
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who cares? use what you like

potent fossil
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depends on the dev, just like in java. there are some people, god help their souls, that do the top in java

limber knotBOT
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yeah I Hate when { has its own line

unique snow
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Chew, it's a style preference.

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There are also a lot of java devs who'll individually import 20 classes from one package instead of doing .* πŸ˜›

limber knotBOT
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so what's the pom/bundler of C#

cosmic raft
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star imports need to die

limber knotBOT
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I do what "Optimize Imports" does

fallen oracle
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Wdym top code in Java

serene bolt
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any good linter will kill you for using wildcards

potent fossil
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NuGet @mighty storm

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that's the Maven of C#, essentially

limber knotBOT
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and what's the okhttp3 of C# lol

potent fossil
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search nuget for http

unique snow
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It makes the code unreadable less readable, and has zero functionality excluding collisions.

potent fossil
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its a website of c# packages

limber knotBOT
grand pewter
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the only reason to use a wildcard is if its your own package and you are actually importing like all of it

potent fossil
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yes

grand pewter
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so many people abuse wildcards so hard

limber knotBOT
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oh it's centralized, thank god

potent fossil
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looks like System.Net.Http is what you want

limber knotBOT
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so I don't need 30 repos

potent fossil
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correct

void void
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Imagine using say command

potent fossil
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what are you talking about

limber knotBOT
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slash say

void void
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making the bot say what he says

potent fossil
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yes i know what it is

cunning raft
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/say

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irc users

potent fossil
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she's on IRC, the bot is a bridge between IRC and Discord

limber knotBOT
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mfw people still think im a bot

potent fossil
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she isn't use /say

grand pewter
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/forcechewtosay hi

limber knotBOT
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hello

grand pewter
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it worked!

potent fossil
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bot broke

cunning raft
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yeah it didn't say the right thing, send it back to the store

void void
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/forcechewtosay @void void a cutue

limber knotBOT
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@void void a random dude

void void
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the bot broken

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clearly

limber knotBOT
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Unknown variable or method "cutue". Did you mean? "cutie"

void void
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Y

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c the bot broken

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Its grammar is bad

limber knotBOT
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Checking message grammar.. Done! Grammar is accurate (though is lacking a period at the end)

mighty storm
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can confirm this chew is a bot, she stole my identity

void void
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no "Did you mean " "cutie"?

potent fossil
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.kill chew

limber knotBOT
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Checking validity of statement.. INCORRECT YOU ABSOLUTE LOSER

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snacks on chew's dismembered body.

void void
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Bruh

potent fossil
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.kill vuitton

limber knotBOT
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rams a napalm launcher up vuitton's ass and lets off a few rounds.

void void
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UUHHHH

potent fossil
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finally, peace and quiet

void void
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aigh man lol

limber knotBOT
void void
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u deadass too the time to do that

limber knotBOT
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I am a bot, time is irrelevant to me

void void
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thats completely fax

limber knotBOT
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zml: frien

void void
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😢

cosmic raft
void void
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That bitch fell off hard

limber knotBOT
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woah woah

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unnecessary swearing and rudeness spotted

void void
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?

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smh my head

limber knotBOT
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smh stands for sonic maurice hedgehod

limber knotBOT
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ay lol

left swift
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Thought it was Sunday Marching Ham

potent fossil
serene bolt
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EpicGenders
I dislike this

potent fossil
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direct hate to Lax

left swift
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UltraAsyncGenders coming out next week

limber knotBOT
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"coming out"

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is ubuntu the windows of linux OSs

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dists*

unique snow
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Which one would be the OSX of linux dists?

void void
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uhhhhh

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elementary os?

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.g elementary os

limber knotBOT
unique snow
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Ah yeah

frozen blade
limber knotBOT
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why are you asking in not #paper-help

void void
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it's literally written there

limber knotBOT
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and yeah it tells you right there lol

void void
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authme shuts down your server because it fails to enable

frozen blade
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umm

void void
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it's written in CAPS, but probably should be written in rainbow to be noticeable tbfh

frozen blade
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xd

limber knotBOT
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miniconsolemessage

frozen blade
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how can I make it run?

void void
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go ask authme for support

unique snow
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Sounds like #authme-support channel

limber knotBOT
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why are you using authme 🀨

unique snow
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Wait, we don't have one, nvm

frozen blade
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what I should use?

unique snow
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😏

limber knotBOT
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for?

vestal jasper
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dude chew I should totally write a plugin that injects into the logger and rainbows all WARN level logs

void void
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do it lmao

cosmic raft
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lmao

limber knotBOT
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get it because multiple people share the same account

left swift
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1.8 spigot and offline mode peepoJuice peepoJuice peepoJuice peepoJuice

vestal jasper
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honestly the dude probably loves drama so much he'd do it just to get more attention @cosmic raft

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also yeah piracy gigaSHAKE

left swift
fallen oracle
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Just watched a documentary called The Hornets Nest on Amazon prime. Was definitely interesting footage of war.

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Has anyone seen homecoming?

cosmic raft
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"homecoming"?

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be more specific

fallen oracle
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It's a TV series

limber knotBOT
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.imdb homecoming

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(chew) Unknown error.

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darn

fallen oracle
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.g IMDb homecoming

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7008682/ -- Homecoming (TV Series 2018– ) - IMDb: "Created by Micah Bloomberg, Eli Horowitz, Sam Esmail. With Stephan James, Bobby Cannavale, Hong Chau, Alex Karpovsky. An anthology series centeredΒ ..."

cosmic raft
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Never heard of it before now

static badge
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@vagrant niche

limber knotBOT
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why do yall keep pinging each other

true canyon
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@mighty storm

mighty storm
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what

limber knotBOT
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not u chewq

vagrant niche
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2l8 amd doin stuf now

cosmic raft
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@true canyon

limber knotBOT
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mbax question

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what is #enlightenedbaxtarians

static badge
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fanboys

true canyon
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My church.

limber knotBOT
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can i join

true canyon
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Worshipped me for years before I finally joined the channel πŸ˜›

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"can i join" - having already joined the channel

limber knotBOT
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well

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you can go to Church and not be a Christian :p

static badge
cunning raft
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yeah that looked interesting

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not going on live until at least OW2

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but still cool

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i hope they'll open it up to workshop/custom games

vagrant niche
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sounds interesting

limber knotBOT
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hi chew

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:3

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hoal!

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how are you !

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had a whole bunch of videos today

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oooh

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michael stevens is back

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who?

vagrant niche
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@static badge ive got an hr

static badge
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am just started 1

vagrant niche
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omg k ping wen done

static badge
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@vagrant niche

vagrant niche
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k

vestal jasper
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@vagrant niche

limber knotBOT
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So if you opened command prompt and dragged paper.jar into it, would the server run from the command prompt directory or the directory of paper

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yes

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yes to which

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yes to it's probably one of those options

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go try it and see what happens!

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as if i own a windows device

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i thought it'd just paste the path into the command line though

vestal jasper
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Yes it'll paste the path and file name into the window

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95% sure it'll run from the current selected directory

left swift
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Lmaooo

peak dirge
left swift
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My bios version is from 2014

peak dirge
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kek

left swift
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At this point I shouldn't update it

fallen oracle
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"he just told me to bump"

left swift
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Its moreimpressive

fallen oracle
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The dude made an account on the forums today to bump

limber knotBOT
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he's a boomer cut him some slack

left swift
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100 years young

vestal jasper
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simple did you just optimistic it lol

potent fossil
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yes

vestal jasper
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we both did at the exact same time

potent fossil
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great minds

limber knotBOT
void void
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nice

cosmic raft
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65 March is right after 93 Feb

static pilot
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anyone here very familiar with guice

cosmic raft
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yes

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ask your question

static pilot
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no question

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just curious

cosmic raft
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ok then

static pilot
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oh well one ig, you got any sample open source projects using it?

cosmic raft
dapper nacelle
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Should I handle heavy particle calculations async? Talking about stuff like drawing circles and other stuff with vectors

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All the packets that are being sent is really where the client struggles sometimes

golden gust
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where the client struggles sometimes

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async on the server won't fix that

dapper nacelle
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Yeah

golden gust
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beyond that, so long as you're not accessing world state, yea, that's easy

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all it does is poop packets out

dapper nacelle
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I imagine that if 4000 redstone dust packets are sent it'd take quite a hit

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The client I mean

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Can I safely get entities near a location async?

golden gust
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no

static badge
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a sink

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasink

dapper nacelle
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Nobody asked

static badge
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must do aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasink 4 perf

golden gust
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thread per entity wen?

static badge
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thread per braincell when

golden gust
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for u, we already met that

limber knotBOT
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`

static badge
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ur 1 braincelled

golden gust
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nou

static badge
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am many braincelled

limber knotBOT
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good news

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my braincells underflowed

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and im back at a normal amount

dapper nacelle
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Synchronizing after I did all the calculations async is probably worse for performance then running the calculations on the main thread

grand pewter
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braincell per thread so we get high parallelism and lots of race conditions

fallen oracle
golden gust
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mojang includes those for free

grave oxide
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depends dylan. If your calculation takes several minutes. It wouldnt

golden gust
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mojang loves racing

dapper nacelle
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It doesnt take several minutes

golden gust
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if your calculation for particles takes several minutes you fucked up

dapper nacelle
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Yeah

grave oxide
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for now it doesnt

dapper nacelle
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This method

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It gets called like 5 times a second sometimes

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When you are not spamming

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Someone suggested I should use sync but I am not sure there are any gains yet

grave oxide
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try it out?

dapper nacelle
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I dont have a benchmarking software

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Too lazy to try honestly

grave oxide
vestal jasper
mighty storm
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why is his name spotted I eaf and not spotted L eaf

static badge
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what

mighty storm
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your name

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it's an I not an L

vestal jasper
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enjoy the clip leaf

static badge
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KASH

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😠

vestal jasper
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ok spottedLeaf

limber knotBOT
golden gust
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grass

limber knotBOT
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  1. color 2) the tiny little curve on the bottom
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anyway i should hed to bead

golden gust
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apparently so

vestal jasper
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huh

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yeah that sounds like a kash thing lmao

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interestingly leaf's the only one affected

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byte and tech don't have i's

cosmic raft
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@serene bolt @twin lagoon he finally noticed his nickname was changed

golden gust
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noticed

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Chew grassed, there is no other truth

limber knotBOT
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What

cosmic raft
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yea, @mighty storm you just had to ruin the fun and point it out

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after it was like that for days now

limber knotBOT
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lmao

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That's why you should use irc so people can't change your nick wink

cosmic raft
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/sanick

vagrant niche
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heh

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no escape

limber knotBOT
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kashike for oper

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Even then kash it'll show a name change log

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Not safe

fallen oracle
sleek tree
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Hahaha

peak dirge
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btw I use Firefox

sleek tree
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🀯😱

cosmic raft
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@potent fossil

sleek tree
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Umm sure.

potent fossil
zealous knot
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yeah

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no

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you can gfys

fallen oracle
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Oof. I keep forgetting I have pihole

zealous knot
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why are you even on that retarded website

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when they don't post pointless articles they just post tabloids and slander people for clicks

fallen oracle
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Maybe no paywall this time?

vagrant niche
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lol those seed

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dem chinese ppl invading us!

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first with their virus

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now with seeds!

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when are you gonna say NO MORE!

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Make America Great Again!

grand pewter
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they look like sunflower seeds

fallen oracle
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What kind of sunflower seeds do you like

peak dirge
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let's start by sunflower seeds I bought, not sunflower seeds in a supicious package from China

twin lagoon
zealous wedge
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sending you sunflower seeds to spam fake reviews on sunflower seeds on aliexpress

twin lagoon
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has anyone ever had an issue with jenkins + gradle where it doesn't shadow dependencies out of nowhere?

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happens randomly

minor badge
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i dont use jenkins anymore, but had no problem for a good 3 months when i did

twin lagoon
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we are using the shadow plugin which is the only thing that i can think of breaking

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but even that wouldn't make too much sense

zealous wedge
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sounds like the gradle fairies don't like you

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maybe you should pay them more

twin lagoon
zealous knot
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I'm gonna order some food from mcdonald's

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you guys want anything?

vagrant niche
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someone try it

cedar spade
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no u

zealous knot
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pizza is for pussies

vagrant niche
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he just called you the P word @cosmic raft

cedar spade
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people who hate pineapple on pizza just can't handle the raw power

zealous knot
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what about pineapple in a burger

vagrant niche
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why not

cedar spade
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depends on the patty

twin lagoon
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i'd like a mcflurry @zealous knot

cedar spade
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beef burger? no way

zealous knot
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gotcha πŸ…±οΈichael

cedar spade
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pork burger? possibly

zealous knot
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it's fucking meat

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shit's all the same

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at least in this form factor

cedar spade
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you clearly haven't had a good pork patty in a burger

zealous knot
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all all crushed pig or cow anuses anyway

cedar spade
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or tasted pork, apparently

zealous wedge
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hmm i should make a pizza

cedar spade
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you should

zealous wedge
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i don't have any pineapple tho

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and i don't feel like going to the store

zealous knot
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pork is haram mfOHHYeeS

cedar spade
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non-pineapple is permitted, but you're depriving yourself of the ultimate experience

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whenever I make pizza I just load it with ham and as much cheese as I have lol

zealous knot
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the ultimate shitter experience

cedar spade
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and salami if I have any

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also red onions sometimes

zealous wedge
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ooh i could toss some onions on

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ok dough time

cedar spade
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yoghurt + flour is gud if you want to make your own dough but you cba to make proper dough (like me)

zealous wedge
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i mean i don't have yoghurt

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but i do have flour, water, and yeast

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so that's the way i'll be going

cedar spade
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fair

zealous knot
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PaperMC cooking tips and arguing about whose food options are betterℒ️

twin lagoon
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cocking tips

zealous knot
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cock my tips pls

twin lagoon
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kinky

twin lagoon
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tf

cedar spade
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tfw you try and SEO your Twitter bio

quasi valley
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Privacy

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>any of the other things there

cosmic raft
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meow

lavish nova
twin lagoon
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strong emote

lavish nova
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yes

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only the best here

potent fossil
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@vagrant niche my AIO privacy docker compose setup is ready

worn ember
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priacy monkaomega

potent fossil
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problem?

worn ember
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no sir

cosmic raft
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@potent fossil

waxen panther
potent fossil
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hold on im waiting for this fat episode to download

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then ima put it on gh

worn ember
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whuts it do

potent fossil
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search for media, download media, autorename media into plex folder, plex downloads metadata and has interfaces for auto subtitling etc

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basically, 3 steps:

  • search media
  • wait
  • watch
worn ember
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cool

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very composed of you

potent fossil
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We run a tight ship

vagrant niche
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nice

sleek tree
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search for media, download media, autorename media into plex folder, plex downloads metadata and has interfaces for auto subtitling etc
You host a plex server?

potent fossil
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i do

worn ember
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how much diskspace do you have?

golden gust
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I host plex on my own desktop

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Just makes it so easy to watch stuff on anything on the network

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if i wasn't behind CG-NAT, I'd even be able to access it out of the house

potent fossil
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i have 3tb on my server, which is enough for what i host

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it's in my house as well cat

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im just making a docker image with all the shit one may need to prop it up

worn ember
potent fossil
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just writing readme real quick

worn ember
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i wanna set a server up at some point but effort

potent fossil
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well with this, it's literally

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docker-compose up -d

worn ember
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well i'd need to buy some drives too

potent fossil
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then tinker in the web UIs for your desired settings but it's mostly done

worn ember
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how do you set sites up again on local networks? like domains and stuff i forgot. You need some local DNS or something right?

potent fossil
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you can just edit your hosts file i guess

worn ember
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yeah but thats aids to do

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i remember having to do it on windows server but i also remember it being a PITA to set up

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you'd basically need to change your dns server to the local one, so if you need internet access too you need to route it PepeHands

golden gust
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Zeroconf?

worn ember
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ion know

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i did all that shit without really paying much attention

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i hate networks

mental meadow
void void
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guys can someone help me with a problem i have with my survival server, i have one that i play on with my friends but now all of the sudden when they join (not lan) its like they're in the void and they just time out after 30 seconds or so. it works for me and im the host so it leads me to believe its some kind of connection issue. I literally did not touch the files or anything before it stopped working so its definitely not a plugin causing it

golden gust
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.895

limber knotBOT
void void
#

i mean my internet has been shit lately

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it would just randomly stop when im refreshing a page and stuff

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ill see whats going on with my isp

mental meadow
#

Nice Launch

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That was awesome

spice finch
#

Dragon launch >

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More spectacular

twin lagoon
#

can this guy be banned from GH already

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oh he must've removed "Could You please review this PR when You have free time ?"

minor badge
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he did

twin lagoon
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@minor badge uwu

minor badge
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@twin lagoon uwu

latent valve
cosmic raft
#

I mean, what is ban-worthy?

finite wave
#

Wait, can webhooks ping @everyone?

minor badge
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yes

finite wave
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Also in embeds?

minor badge
#

no

finite wave
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dang

minor badge
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embeds never ping

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and the irc bot sanitises input because you're only stupid enough to not once

finite wave
#

Was thinking about the github thing

cedar spade
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Discord has special parsing for GitHub and Slack-compatible webhooks, so it might filter those out

worn ember
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pings everyone on github

finite wave
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I'll try to ping darkeye

worn ember
finite wave
#

Wrok?

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no sad

quasi valley
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surprise surprise

finite wave
#

embeds smh

worn ember
#

well now we know for sure πŸ™‚

minor badge
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embeds dont even ping people if you @ someone in specific

worn ember
#

that would be a disaster if it did

quasi valley
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surprise surprise

finite wave
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rename kneny to surprise surprise bot

quasi valley
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discord devs would have been more pepega than ded to ping in embeds

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or even for noone to figure that out

worn ember
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they've been pretty pepega in the past

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at some point you could use global emoji's without even having nitro

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well server emoji's being able to using them globally*

finite wave
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Just use the irc bridge

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^^free emoji from somewhere

worn ember
#

very cool emoji

finite wave
#

5_REE It's this

potent fossil
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it took me longer than i thought

uncut moss
potent fossil
#

but it should mostly Just Work, the more set up part comes from enabling Usenet stuff but if you don't want it just step 5 and then skip to step 7 penguin_dance

fallen oracle
#

Oooo

spice finch
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Don't ban him just tell him

twin lagoon
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what's the deal w/ usenet

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why do people use it

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i've never had to use it before since torrents are usually plenty for me

potent fossil
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superfast downloads

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also, done correctly, a very wide selection

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but it's not for everyone hence why i include removal steps

vernal moth
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Heh, Usenet

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Whenever I wanted a game or movie as a kid, my dad would go "buy" it, burn it to a CD, print out a cover and handed me the CD

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And he would shut get it on Usenet

potent fossil
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:p

vernal moth
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Like, we have a giant ass collection of movies with self printed labels πŸ˜‚

potent fossil
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kek

worn ember
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what do you call something thats x before time?

potent fossil
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prior

worn ember
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tnx

fallen oracle
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Simp

potent fossil
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wat

fallen oracle
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He was before his time

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Too smart

potent fossil
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waw

fallen oracle
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Had too much knowledge to be real

potent fossil
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why are you talking about me like im dead

cedar spade
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you're not?

potent fossil
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no

golden gust
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god dammit

cedar spade
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huh

golden gust
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I want my money back

cedar spade
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the more you know

golden gust
#

storms out

potent fossil
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.kill zzzCat

limber knotBOT
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grabs zzzCat's head and rips it clean off their body.

void void
#

what's the actual difference between paper and spigot api?

potent fossil
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paper has more api features

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that's the api difference

cedar spade
void void
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like what features?

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oh thanks

potent fossil
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See patches

void void
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that's what I wanted to see

potent fossil
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and in the javadocs, all the packages com.destroystokyo are unique to paper

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some are scattered in the other packages tho

vernal moth
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Most noteably, there is an api for async chunk loading, but also tons of apis where you normally would have to use nms if you are stuck on spigot

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Pathfinding and mob goals are good examples, but also the whole player profile api to set skins

quasi valley
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there's no single article underlinding how great paper is, right (the load of features it has)?

cosmic raft
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hi

quasi valley
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hello kASH

cosmic raft
twin lagoon
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HELLO KAZHEEK

cedar spade
quasi valley
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:pinapl:

cedar spade
twin lagoon
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@vernal moth eta wen

vernal moth
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That's old tho

quasi valley
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I see

fallen oracle
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Gotta get that updated post

vernal moth
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Could prolly make a new post somewhere, not sure if admincraft is still the right place tho

fallen oracle
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"the contributors will drink on stream when they do updates"

void void
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oh wow, 437 issues on paper github...

vernal moth
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"the contributors will drink on stream when they do updates"
@fallen oracle yeah, not sure that should be mentioned, could undermine the public's trust πŸ€” πŸ˜‚

fallen oracle
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πŸ˜‚

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It would be cool to see an updated post with all the changes

cedar spade
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paper is built with 100% more alcohol

twin lagoon
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paper is powered by ballmer's peak

vernal moth
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I did a dum attempt on paper forums ages ago

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Just having a list of all patches

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That was dum

finite wave
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Must have been annoying to maintain

vernal moth
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I still think we should have two posts, one targeted at admins, one targeted at devs

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I didn't maintian it πŸ˜‚

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.g papermc big list of features minidigger

limber knotBOT
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vernal moth
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That's too detailed anyways

ornate spindle
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I feel a wiki page would probably be easier to follow

vernal moth
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Want a high-level view, with some examples of noteable apis

worn ember
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cant you just create a system that pulls patch info and display it in a user friendly manner to read through? similar to how the downloads page does it

finite wave
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I mean, if people labeled the patches properly sure

fallen oracle
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A wiki page on the readme or something?

worn ember
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gl maintaining that

fallen oracle
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Oop not readme

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I mean docs

worn ember
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anything thats manual labor will end up unmaintained at some point

twin lagoon
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@viral hornet πŸ₯Ί πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ

ornate spindle
worn ember
#

yeah except theres a lot more changes to paper through daily commits than there is to the protocol

minor badge
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at that point u might as well just go through the patches and their messages

worn ember
#

so would be hard to maintain imo

ornate spindle
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yeah nobody is ever really gonna do that, I don't even think the wiki for the config gets updated anymore

minor badge
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it does when people PR changes

ornate spindle
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last I checked, it was still on 1.9 config

vernal moth
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Having a message per patch is dum

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Just a site with a high level overview is so much better to convince ppl

ornate spindle
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I don't even know how to add one lol

spice finch
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@thorny rivet will you close your issue or I can take it? Talking about 4031

minor badge
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it's from the commit message of the patch, yive

vernal moth
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But what would be cool would be a full diff of the API against spigot and visualize that somehow

ornate spindle
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I see, so it just has to be long

worn ember
thorny rivet
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@spice finch Well feel free to take it, but I guess you want to talk to the core devs first or your PR might be rejected, which is why I only opened an issue

ornate spindle
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the death event api improvement is by far the best api change, using it instead of spawning a new mob for stacked mobs is such a performance improvement

spice finch
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Didn't investigate what's wrong there - just took an look.

fallen oracle
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Wait what Yive

worn ember
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never even heard of that change

thorny rivet
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Well the problem is more like this should be a craftbukkit fix/noone cares/people relying on existing behavior

minor badge
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stacking mobs, glare

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he just cancels death of the mob when the stacked mob dies

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so no need to spawn a new one

fallen oracle
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Big brain plays

zealous wedge
fallen oracle
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Ooo

quasi valley
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hey don't distract him from hangar now >:(

zealous wedge
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it's a one-line thing, you could probably even set it up to do automatically

spice finch
frank nest
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the world isnt loading so the ppl on my server have to reconnect a few time when i use Paper-1.16, do you guys have the same issue?

vernal moth
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thats cool, would would be of great use for devs looking to adopt paper in their plugins

spice finch
quasi valley
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ServiceService

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ah so that's the tool @cosmic raft uses to name his classes!

cedar spade
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@quasi valley hangar wen

quasi valley
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soon probably maybeℒ️

potent fossil
worn ember
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@frank nest what build

twin lagoon
#

try looking up car detailing @potent fossil

potent fossil
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yeah that's fun to watch too πŸ˜‚

twin lagoon
worn ember
#

i'd rather watch simp

potent fossil
#

do you want my secret tor redroom webcam

worn ember
#

redroom thonkeng i'm not that far down the rabbit hole yet

potent fossil
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:^)

worn ember
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i still have some sanity left

frank nest
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@worn ember newest but its fine i just reconnect a few times and it works then

worn ember
#

havent had any issues with it personally

#

reee i put my mask somewhere but i cant find it

prime pawn
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Oh hai hoomans

sturdy fulcrum
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sup yall

spice finch
#

reee i put my mask somewhere but i cant find it
having same, last time i was going out i was late cuz was searching for mask

limber knotBOT
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do you only have one mask? Oo

spice finch
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yes

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why would i need few

limber knotBOT
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what are you doing when you are washing it?

spice finch
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just ironing it every few times

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not washing it

limber knotBOT
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hm

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I guess that probably works too

spice finch
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i heard better than washing it

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ironing has higher temperature so maybe

zealous knot
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Oh hey its cliπŸ…±οΈ

sturdy fulcrum
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hey mister fix can u fix it

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πŸ”¨

cosmic raft
spice finch
#

wtf

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is intellij ms word?

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I should switch

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Sadly its readonly

vernal moth
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they are transferring stuff now tho

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many of the projects are fully moved

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loom and valhalla for example

waxen panther
steel pulsar
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didnt see the entire pic i thought it said Banned features

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illeagal java features

waxen panther
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lol

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"features deemed too useful to be in java"

steel pulsar
#

forbidden as described in the nerdonomicon

wide chasm
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I still don't see how they're gonna pull of generic specialization without, like, killing backwards compatibility, but nice idea nonetheless.

vernal moth
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Value types <3

waxen panther
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4 very epic features if they ever make it in to java

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not that the mc community will ever be able to use them

quasi valley
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of course you dum fuk

vernal moth
#

Imagine blockpositon being a value type

quasi valley
#

the community is breathless as minecraft only takes 0.01ms for each tick to process and only 2kb of ram are used

vernal moth
#

It's 30Β° outside, but it's actually nice

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Wtf

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This isn't the Germany I am used to

steel pulsar
#

yea... 30 fahrenheit

vernal moth
#

.wa 30f to c

limber knotBOT
#

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vernal moth
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.wa 30c to f

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;)

limber knotBOT
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steel pulsar
#

basically nothing

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normal california weather

vernal moth
#

Not normal German weather

steel pulsar
#

can you prove to me,

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with Facts and science,

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the existence of germany. can you do that

sonic prawn
#

can i change my server render distance with paperMC?

wide chasm
waxen panther
#

have you had too much broccoli today? just because md or dum dums like to stay outdated doesn't mean that everyone has to kekwhyper
@quasi valley lots of broccoli thanks <3 munch2

slim nymph
#

now if only valhalla was done in time for java 11 😦

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itll be so long before we get to enjoy those goodies

true canyon
#

Isn't next LTS only a year and a bit?

wide chasm
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Yeah

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September next year I think

true canyon
#

Sounds like a great time for Paper to declare it is only compatible with latest LTS! πŸ˜„

steel pulsar
#

missed this part

fallen oracle
spice finch
#

Why NMS is that slow? GWbopkePepethinking Is there any reason or just overally bad code and design?

true canyon
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define "that slow" @spice finch ?

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Probably, barty! We can hope.

quasi valley
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bold of you to assume that barty, given that they're even on a preeeetty old j8 release πŸ˜‚

spice finch
#

Slow chunk loading and overally low tps with higher amount of players. Ik it's not multithreaded but still I think it's possible to optimize it more (not sure how tho)

fallen oracle
#

Just load the whole world at once so you don't have to worry about loading and unloading while the players are on.

spice finch
unreal quarry
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1tb ramdisk

spice finch
#

Interesting what would be slower, holding chunks loaded on SSD SWAP or smth like that or actually loading/unloading them

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probably first xD

worn ember
#

holding them in swap wouldnt be any faster than requesting them on demand

uncut moss
#

:tjonk:

slim nymph
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um, what do you think the difference is loading a chunk from disk vs loading a chunk from disk is lol?

cedar spade
#

"pro tip: run your server on a ramdisk that permanently resides in swap for extra performance!!!"

slim nymph
#

also its silly to make statements like "I think its possible to optimize it more but i dont know how"

remote kestrel
#

hello, how to make a beautiful tab in Russian?

slim nymph
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youd have to have some idea of how to think its possible to optimize more

vernal moth
#

i'd assume mojang will update java once java 8 loses support in december
@spare venture mojang is stuck on 8 because of support for older craptops iirc

cedar spade
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"mojang should just use the 'go faster' code!"

vernal moth
#

So that's rather optimistic, why would they care about support, when they don't even run current java 8?

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They are like 100 versions behind

worn ember
#

@vernal moth what does a craptop have to do with java 8? Literally a toaster could run java 8+

golden gust
#

intel driver hacks

worn ember
#

then come prepackaged with j11

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ez

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more like: i dont wanna spend money or time on upgrading

golden gust
#

There are some JVM bugs apparently which cause issues

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Not to mention that java 9+ really don' offer all that much super mega awesome features

worn ember
#

i just wanna use my time utils man

fallen oracle
#

Then use it

worn ember
#

and not have to type MyClassNameThatIsWayToLongCuzIdkWhatToNameIt every time i want to store a variable

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i cant cuz no one upgrades

remote kestrel
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how to do it anywhere in the console?

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wrote: /online and there is a number of people, and all nicknames!

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so it is possible?

worn ember
#

ur making no sense dude

vernal moth
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It's not about the performance, it's about actual driver support for old Intel iGPUs that was dropped in java 8u90 or idk

worn ember
#

or the lack of it

remote kestrel
#

Online? All people in the game, their nicknames? Details of the player?

worn ember
#

What about it?

twin lagoon
#

amazing

remote kestrel
#

@worn ember you don't seem to understand what I'm asking, please give me a plugin

twin lagoon
#

no one understands what you're asking

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we can't give you a plugin if we don't know what you're talking about

remote kestrel
#

About statistics!

twin lagoon
#

you're not making sense

hollow pilot
#

what

twin lagoon
#

your translator is bad

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or your english is really bad

remote kestrel
#

I don't have statistics, I can't find out online, all the participants, information about them on the host's website :(

twin lagoon
#

er

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.g Plan spigotmc

limber knotBOT
twin lagoon
#

perhaps this is what you're looking for

#

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

remote kestrel
#

I don't even know English

twin lagoon
#

great we don't even know what you're talking about so there's that

steel pulsar
#

what language do you speak brother

twin lagoon
#

russian iirc

remote kestrel
#

Okay thank you

worn ember
steel pulsar
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ah, unfortunately i speak all languages but russian

worn ember
#

i doubt you speak dutch aswel

uncut moss
#

ik ben vrouw

steel pulsar
#

een vrouw

worn ember
#

wat

steel pulsar
#

russian and dutch are the languages i don't speak

quasi valley
#

I think he said you smell

steel pulsar
#

i can speak any language

worn ember
#

i know what he said

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but it doesnt make sense lol

steel pulsar
#

i even speak dead languages i am the smartest person on earth

worn ember
#

you dont even speak java

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smhsmh

quasi valley
#

but you just said you don't speak dutch :kappa:

grand slate
#

my pee hole burns

worn ember
#

wtf

quasi valley
#

let me rephrase that: waddafuq

steel pulsar
#

that's an std brother

grand slate
#

how i am vergin

steel pulsar
#

then it's an infection

worn ember
#

life fucked you over m8

finite wave
#

You can get STI's without having sex

worn ember
#

chris, wtf are you smoking

grand slate
#

also how do you get an sti without having seks, it's a sexually transmitted infection except it's not transmitted sexually?

steel pulsar
#

LGBT is an adjective

finite wave
#

Don't put on condoms you find on the floor PES2_Shrug

vernal moth
#

It can be transmitted via sex, it doesn't have to

grand slate
#

that's smort

#

if you were to get an infection without it being transmitted sexually, would you still call it an STI, or an infection that could sometimes be transmitted sexually but on this occassion it wasn't. Or an ITCSBTSBOTOIW

steel pulsar
#

my piss burns if i eat too much salt

grand slate
#

that's hot

steel pulsar
#

i don't know man you're on your own on this one good luck

grand slate
#

and yes LGBT is an adjective but you can't say 'gay' these days so I was being politically correct

finite wave
#

You can say gay just fine?

grand slate
#

oh shit you're right, i just did

finite wave
#

Oh wait

#

Let's forget i did that

grand slate
#

eksd

#

thank you

#

but aren't you meant to not like use 'gay' in a disdainful manner any more? so i thought LGBT would be a bit more appropriate

mortal zinc
#

subjective offense is very real

grand slate
#

i suppose then I'm showing disdain for LGBT people... hmm

mortal zinc
#

don't forget, things that are taboo were once acceptable, which isn't a good position for me to rely on btw

grand slate
#

so being gay was acceptable in, let's say, the early 2000s, but people still said "that's gay". Being transexual is now more acceptable, perhaps as acceptable as being gay was in the early-mid 2000s, so therefore i should say "that's transexual" instead

finite wave
#

What is this guy on

grand slate
#

got it πŸ‘

finite wave
#

What does trans have to do with being gay

mortal zinc
#

as a person, they should have always been acceptable for who they are

steel pulsar
#

you're scatterbrained as fuck go sit down

mortal zinc
#

society is just kinda dumb

grand slate
#

nothing, just groups of people that are sometimes subject to abuse

steel pulsar
#

here's what you're saying in one post: gay as derogative?

spice finch
#

change dealer

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or take half

finite wave
#

This guy isn't making sense, tell him to stop doing drugs.

grand slate
#

no, I'm just attempting to come up with a derisory word that I can use without being too offensive

spice finch
#

XD

worn ember
#

chris ur not allwoed to drink at 5pm, dont become like trig

grand slate
#

no

#

it's ok i promise

#

i'm not even sluring my words

#

see

spice finch
steel pulsar
#

what about other words like 'shit', 'bad'

worn ember
#

@wide chasm can you mut chis before he hurts himself smh

grand slate
#

well those aren't derisory words to a subset of society, huh

steel pulsar
#

so instead of, 'that's gay', you would say, 'that's bad'

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and that's less offensive

#

How about that

mortal zinc
#

with my worldview, there are objective morals and objective facts, society is just too slow to realize what works

grand slate
#

perhaps there is no ideal definition of morality, and piety

mortal zinc
#

otherwise we wouldn't have all the hate in the world 😦

wide chasm
#

We don't have a mute, but tone it down Chris

grand slate
#

Euthyphro was quite shit at explaining it

steel pulsar
#

wow this is a terrible conversation

grand slate
#

hey stef, you good?

quasi valley
#

objective morals oh boy

worn ember
#

this is the right discord to discus this guys

mortal zinc
#

haha

grand slate
#

drek, it totally is

mortal zinc
#

honestly

spice finch
#

drek

#

what

quasi valley
#

I wanted to bully you again ded, but decided to be nice once

#

you're welcome

mortal zinc
#

from the context of Minecraft, it was probably more acceptable 10 years ago or so when the average age of a Minecrafter was older than it is now tbh

spice finch
#

he's high pretty sure

grand slate
#

wow everyone bullies ded here too?

worn ember
#

so nice of you

#

lmao

grand slate
#

oh this is epic

spice finch
#

clr, only sometimes

worn ember
#

always bullied PepeHands

grand slate
#

sorry drek

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oh that's why we call him drek, it's a bully word

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but in like a harmless fun way, harmless to us that is

worn ember
#

shhh

grand slate
#

thhhh

worn ember
#

dont forget who your omega pro dev is

steel pulsar
#

organize your brain

#

install a content filter

grand slate
#

instead of a content filter, I just take my glasses off

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reduces input, quite calming

worn ember
#

take your left eye out to reduce vision by 33%

spice finch
#

proxi upset on github 😳

grand slate
#

i forgot i had 3 eyes

spice finch
minor badge
#

im not upset, no

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i see his concerns, but atm it works for me; i don't mind maintenance nightmares on my personal forks because i need the patches i have there anyways

twin lagoon
#

@minor badge lovepoes

minor badge
#

@twin lagoon uwu

serene bolt
grand slate
#

AH

cedar spade
#

types in github.com/Proximyst to see what the drama is today

serene bolt
#

lol

cedar spade
#

oh wait it was that link

spice finch
#

Also i noticed funny thing, citizens breaks literally every patch

minor badge
#

citizens breaks all the time, that's the issue

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but it didn't necessarily break, it just SPAMMED my console

serene bolt
#

Citizens breaks if you breathe the wrong way

minor badge
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and i fucking hate console spam so i decided to redo it

spice finch
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Citizens breaks if you breathe the wrong way
it's code be like //works dont touch

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really though, the patch works, it's little maintenance cost as you can just generate a good 70% of the code, and i've got more important things to work on

worn ember
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Citizens: exists
also Citizens: breaks

serene bolt
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I've been using proxis advancement patch both v1 and v2 on like 4 different servers now, no issues, so it does actually work :P

worn ember
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4 servers? Are you bill gates?

void void
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Anyone recommend a plugin to make a community store, im tired of AuctionHouse being so consuming

quasi valley
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as we all know, Bill Gates if publically known to run 4 Minecraft servers smolEyes

worn ember
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yess kenny, we know

fallen oracle
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He's also dating Elon Musk

grand slate
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Belon Gusk

void void
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Anyone recommend a plugin to make a community store, im tired of AuctionHouse being so consuming
@void void (So users can sell and buy, just as /ah)

worn ember
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no need to repeat such basic facts

fallen oracle
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I know AuctionHouse just updated yesterday (if it's the same one).

grand slate
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Belon Gusk would be such a cute power couple omg omg

spice finch
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Aikar got roasted in response PepeLaugh

void void
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I know AuctionHouse just updated yesterday (if it's the same one).
@fallen oracle That update

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Started glitching

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and consuming literally

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50% of tick

fallen oracle
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Ahh, rip.

serene bolt
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Belon Gusk
lol

spice finch
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oh wait

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it doesnt work anymore?

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@serene bolt tbh i still want to do what he proposed, v1 was cleaner, less diff, etc.. we'll see whether you have to once again update your pulled patch :p

grand slate
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Elon Tusk, Melon Musk, Belon Gusk

worn ember
fallen oracle
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Oh this is the same author that has like 5 plugins that do the same thing

void void
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or use crazyauctions/auctionhouse
@spare venture I mean I want something else

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not AuctionHouse or CrazyAuctions or AuctionMaster idk

worn ember
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ah yes if it works just upload it 5 times

fallen oracle
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From what I've been told, these are all the same.

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Just different items.

worn ember
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oh that dude

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LOL

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i saw those pass a while ago

void void
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wtf

worn ember
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i was like "fucking seriously"

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thats just uploading resources to upload resources

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sad

quasi valley
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imagine having a config to set the type

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when you have to get free resources to post premium ones...