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uncut moss
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i mean it works well but for example when you use joins so several rows in the result can belong to the same object

void void
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oh thank god

uncut moss
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it's just annoying

void void
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i can't use anything i need to pay for

potent fossil
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

waxen panther
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2 months free

uncut moss
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jetbrains academy isn't free?

waxen panther
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just learn it in 2 months

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sure ur not doing anything else

potent fossil
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looks like you can get up to 4 months if you meet their timeline

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project deadlines etc

uncut moss
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is that the hyperskill thing?

potent fossil
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dunno

uncut moss
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lol it used to be free

olive marlin
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The full Java track takes 131 hours to complete on average.
EZ

waxen panther
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thats only like 2 hours a day if you're doing it for 2 months lol

potent fossil
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if you study 4 hours a day you can do it in 31 days

waxen panther
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anyone wanting to seriously learn something should be doing double that anyway

potent fossil
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i think that's reasonable

waxen panther
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very

potent fossil
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by the end of that, assuming you did well, you should be quite proficient

olive marlin
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Aikar, how often does your auto update script run for upstream?

slim nymph
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are you saying you want a One to Many query join the fact mysql returns 10 rows instead of 1 row with 10 children is the issue? if so, yes thats more mysql and not java/jdbc.

But... here's the trick 🙂 You're doing it wrong if this problem is biting you. People end up joining way too much, a 1 to many join scenario shouldnt really exist unless your using a GROUP BY and summarizing query to still return 1 row.

If you need data from 1 row, and then all rows relating to that first tables row, do it as 2 queries

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creating complex joins really hurts performance, its faster to run multiple simple queries

uncut moss
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ooooh that's another solution

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didn't think of that

potent fossil
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writes sql procedure

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that was just bad sarcasm, wouldnt help in this case

uncut moss
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wouldn't that kinda have shit performance as well

slim nymph
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nope

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prob better perf

kindred storm
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you can use multi-queries

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AllowMultiQueries=true

potent fossil
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it wouldnt change anything tho, unless you returned two resultsets from it i guess

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idk

slim nymph
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that isnt what they want

uncut moss
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if the first query return like 100 rows and then i need another query for every one of those

slim nymph
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they want
DbRow row = DB.getFirstRow(sql);
List<DbRow> otherRows = DB.getResults(sql, row.get("id"));

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thats fine, IDB sets up mysql to use statement caches

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so repeated running inner queries in a loop is fine even

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iterate over the results of the 100 rows, and go query other rows for it in the loop

uncut moss
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oh lol i did it that way first but it felt wrong

slim nymph
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another perk on simpler queries is mysql can be more confident on query execution plans, and less work / memory used by mysql per operation

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less risk of falling to disk for temp

uncut moss
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is there a difference between sqlite and mysql though

slim nymph
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yes

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sqlite currently only supports 1 writer

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but if your usage is ok with that, and dont need multiple servers sharing data, then sqlite is fine

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however they are working on concurrent writes

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but sqlite does require some alternate SQL syntax

uncut moss
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yeah i know that, i meant difference as in

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is it ok to run queries in a loop like that for sqlite as well

slim nymph
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but read performance is pretty good

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yep

uncut moss
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alright thanks

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also how does idb handle dates

waxen panther
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anyone know if there's a way to disable this new view of build.gradle? can't seem to find anything about it online

slim nymph
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now if you formulate it right, you could say "Give me all relavent rows for these specific ids" in a single query, then iterate those results and attach to respective initial queries results

uncut moss
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ok now i'm not following

void void
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@vestal jasper that's not me, what game is that?

vestal jasper
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I was joking and it's overwatch 🤔

true canyon
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Time to break out a textbook on relational databases?

bold zephyr
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id rather read online documentation or a wikipedia page than a textbook

true canyon
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ebook!

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PDF!

bold zephyr
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oh i just dont like textbooks

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i find documentation and stackoverflow explanations/examples to be much more helpful

minor badge
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finding that "where are the buttons on this thing!" facebook meme was apparently too hard for me

uncut moss
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most people say join to avoid needing a query for every row, because that can potentially hurt performance if there's a lot of rows to loop over, but aikar says the opposite

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am confuse

slim nymph
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it can yes, depends on scenario

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1 to 1 def

limber knotBOT
nocturne agate
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Quick question how do you prevent server's from being radied?

slim nymph
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yo ucan do this as 2 commits still, 1 to get first rows, 2nd to get the other tables rows WITHOUT joining to the first table

limber knotBOT
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discord or minecraft

slim nymph
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then manually merge in code

nocturne agate
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discord

limber knotBOT
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either get a bot that requires verification to join or get an anti-raid bot

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i did the latter

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alos, make sure verification is set to phone number

nocturne agate
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alright i set that up

uncut moss
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now i'm just left joining

nocturne agate
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thanks

uncut moss
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works but relatively ugly code

golden gust
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joining and not joining would basically do you the same thing, the biggest aspect is that you're gonna have to deal with having multiple rows with the "1:" entity, of which if you have IDs, you'd just basially "does this ID exist locally, if yes, use it, if not, create it"

uncut moss
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yeah that's what i am dealing with, which results in not so pretty code

slim nymph
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what exactly is your data?

golden gust
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Really depends on what your code is actually doing and what not, ideally avoiding spamming off dozens of queries is nice, but, with tables setup properly, 🤷‍♂️

potent fossil
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can caddy not do php KEKW @twin lagoon

slim nymph
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the main issue with a 1t o many join is repeating left hand side data every row

twin lagoon
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@potent fossil it can

potent fossil
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do you have to run nginx in between KEKW

golden gust
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caddy just uses CGI?

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yea

kindred storm
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what about a subquery?

potent fossil
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oh shit

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i meant traefik

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can traefik do it w/o caddy

twin lagoon
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no

potent fossil
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as a rev proxy

twin lagoon
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traefik is a reverse proxy

golden gust
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I don't thonk so

potent fossil
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lmao

golden gust
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yea, traefik is just a bit banger

potent fossil
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i mean, php-fpm is reverse proxying

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technically

golden gust
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no

potent fossil
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yes

golden gust
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it's a CGI layer

potent fossil
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plz

uncut moss
quick pasture
limber knotBOT
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gave YOU a headache?

mental meadow
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"headache causer"

mighty storm
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Minecraft: Java Edition - Snapshot 20w30a
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-snapshot-20w30a
• Modified how respawn positions are chosen for beds and Respawn Anchors
• Lanterns and Soul Lanterns can now be waterlogged
• Tweaked the Bastion Remnant chest loot
• Tags can now have optional entries
• Fixed a bug that could cause save data of new Nether biomes to be lost when loading a world from a previous version
• Bug fixes

mental meadow
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gave me a headache

limber knotBOT
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headache giver/taker

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they changed respawning I guess? nothing too interesting

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what does that mean

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theyre just fixing that with every mob arent they

vestal jasper
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The sign thing was a feature that existed since at least 1.5 (not 1.15, I actually mean 1.5)

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which was removed in 1.16 or 1.16.1

limber knotBOT
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1.5 it comes alive with the redstone update override

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overdrive*

vestal jasper
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it was apparently not a feature despite being in the game for over 10 major versions

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and being something that numerous plugins relied on

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"there exists no better alternative for large scale block removal"

it's called farming creepers and sand until you can genuinely craft the TNT you need

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dumbasses

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literally every single time my players have attempted to carve out like 100x100 or larger landmasses it's to either make the worst looking build made by any player ever, or to exploit SOMETHING beyond reason.

limber knotBOT
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people still respond to github notifications via email?

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what

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i get mine through the app

vestal jasper
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I've never seen a genuine use for world eaters beyond using an exploit to more easily use other exploits.

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I wonder if there are any mods that are vanilla-like in that regard, barty

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just a simple sulfur ore, and a recipe (charcoal + sulfur = gunpowder).

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fuck it tbh I'm gonna make it

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is fabric hip or do most people still use forge?

zealous wedge
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begin your modding career :)

vestal jasper
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or is that too opinionated of a question

limber knotBOT
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is modding like a plugin but it's entirely nms but worse

zealous wedge
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fabric is more stable on 1.16, on 1.15 you're fine with either

vestal jasper
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z, I started programming (and by extension, java) making forge mods back in 1.6

zealous wedge
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it's like nms except with actual names for things

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and stuff doesn't automatically break every version

vestal jasper
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I just kinda lost interest in programming for like 5 years lol

limber knotBOT
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problem is forge and fabric arent compatible

vestal jasper
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problem is idk what my target audience is

mental meadow
zealous wedge
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your target audience is you

vestal jasper
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I imagine people who use forge aren't the same kinda modders who use fabric

cosmic raft
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yes

mental meadow
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:3

vestal jasper
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zml I typically just install forge, install a fuckton of tech mods, and call it a day

limber knotBOT
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a behaviour pack?

zealous wedge
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proper WECUI is fabric only, though as soon as I can target forge and fabric with the same mappings and a common source set I'll probably do both

vestal jasper
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I might go with fabric tbh

zealous wedge
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yeah there aren't as many big conversion mods on fabric yet

vestal jasper
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the fuck is saltpeter

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Saltpeter is a common name for potassium nitrate.

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ah

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the 3rd ingredient in gunpowder

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Saltpeter is prob a more... MC friendly name to use than KNO3 or Potasium Nitrate

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It occurs in nature as a mineral, niter.

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TECH MODS INTENSIFY

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thermal expansion btw

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Niter Ore, Sulfur Ore. Recipe combining those and charcoal to get gunpowder

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ez

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ima make it a fabric mod

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ur lame

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I genuinely have no interest in trying to fuck with bukkit and getting that to work

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ok and bukkit's recipe system?

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it's pretty fucking terrible and hates custom items / items with specific data

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and manually handling it sounds like aids

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mfw

limber knotBOT
vestal jasper
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barty you really want this don't you

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is that a plugin you have already

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so just use that plugin 4Head

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I really wanna make a mod

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I use stuff like adventure and ACF to escape from bukkit's terrible handling of literally everything it does

limber knotBOT
void void
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i wanna make java plugins again but i cba to do it and im too lazy and im procrastinator #1 lmao

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onlyfans i-

serene bolt
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someone reported you chew? lmao

limber knotBOT
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i was trying to verify my id

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i am

serene bolt
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oh it says rejected, thought it said reported, weird that they'd reject you if your 18+

limber knotBOT
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they said the reason was "Poor quality selfie with a government issued, non-expired photo ID"

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of course it's poor quality im in it

serene bolt
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lol should have had more lights on smh

twin lagoon
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someone wanted to pay me through onlyfans

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that was interesting

limber knotBOT
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onlypurrs is on hold until further notice sorry z0w0

true canyon
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yay

limber knotBOT
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they stopped that in feb

mental meadow
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I got 13$ from Github Sponsors today :3

limber knotBOT
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owo

void void
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can anyone here help me with some multiverse issue

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its really weird

limber knotBOT
twin lagoon
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the fuck

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$300/mo

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minimum wage

limber knotBOT
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thats about

uncut moss
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$300/mo is minimum wage?

limber knotBOT
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37 hours of work

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with my current wage

twin lagoon
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.w 300 / 37

limber knotBOT
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$7.90 yeah

twin lagoon
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$8/h

limber knotBOT
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.wa 300 / 7.90

twin lagoon
limber knotBOT
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less than that probably

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it's about 8-10 hours a week

uncut moss
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so

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you earn like $5/mo?

twin lagoon
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and i thought i was charging barely anything for my freelancing

vernal moth
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github sponsor matching is still active

limber knotBOT
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well if you grandfathered in

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i joined like mrch

twin lagoon
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^^

uncut moss
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wait wut

potent fossil
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caddy is terrible

twin lagoon
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simple you are terrible

uncut moss
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i earn more than 7.90/hr

limber knotBOT
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in america?

potent fossil
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what is this file_server bullshit, straight up not working and theres nothing good in the log

uncut moss
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no

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hypickle

limber knotBOT
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ew

uncut moss
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why ew

limber knotBOT
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i was saying ew to pickles

uncut moss
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o

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pickles are so fucking good

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yum

limber knotBOT
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as opposed to them being non-fucking good

uncut moss
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yes

zealous wedge
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they're good independent of fucking

limber knotBOT
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did you see the bad news zml

uncut moss
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english only has one word for pickle

zealous wedge
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onlypurrs rejected?

limber knotBOT
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yee

zealous wedge
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oh no :(

limber knotBOT
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I'll try again

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i want onlypurrs

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i connected my twitter

uncut moss
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i've spent $9.98 on discord

zealous wedge
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maybe onlyfans just doesn't deserve Rory pics

minor badge
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onlyzml when

limber knotBOT
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the only reason was "Poor quality selfie with a government issued, non-expired photo ID"

zealous wedge
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eww nobody wants to see me

peak dirge
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@zealous wedge pex 2 wen

uncut moss
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impressive self esteem

zealous wedge
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Also lol barty that's like less than a day of work when the world isn't ending

limber knotBOT
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ok i took a "better quality" selfie

zealous wedge
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@peak dirge judt after I open my onlyfans

limber knotBOT
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dammit it's still kinda blurry

uncut moss
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tfw a day of work is $221

limber knotBOT
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don't need to flex

zealous wedge
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chew time to get a better camera or more light?

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my landlord does not deserve any money from me, but somehow they still get paid

uncut moss
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a day's work is $112 for me

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f

limber knotBOT
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my phone camera sucks

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I'll try my computer camera?

merry talon
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maybe you should stop trying to use a web server as a file server simple

limber knotBOT
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nvm that's poop quality too

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ree

zealous wedge
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lol at my good jobs I get about that just for walking in the door peppis

uncut moss
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it's pretty good for my age

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also i work 8 hours a day max

limber knotBOT
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okay so it's the front camera that sucks

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back camera clear as heck

zealous wedge
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lol no barty

uncut moss
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your "good jobs" how many jobs you got lol

zealous wedge
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landlords are at best intermediaries

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uh 0 now, I had like 6 before the world ended

limber knotBOT
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ok peppis all im seeing is you can afford to give me $300/mo

zealous wedge
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and that's working part time while in school

uncut moss
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i can't

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i'm poor because i buy shit for all my money

limber knotBOT
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why not? it's just 1.5 days of work :P

uncut moss
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what no

limber knotBOT
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i thought you earned $221 a day?

uncut moss
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that was not me

limber knotBOT
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oh you said $221 then $112

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not u barty

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peppi

uncut moss
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$126.4

limber knotBOT
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on the bright side i have no state tax

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just boomer tax and medicade

uncut moss
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oh yeah right it isn't $126 because 35% tax

limber knotBOT
steel pulsar
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what are you even doing

limber knotBOT
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max i pay in tax is like 7%

serene bolt
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have you tried cleaning any smudges off your camera lens lol

uncut moss
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$15/hr is minimum wage?

limber knotBOT
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so it's technically $9.75/hr

uncut moss
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something like that

steel pulsar
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why .75

zealous wedge
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ban numbers

limber knotBOT
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i pay so little in taxes

steel pulsar
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was 9 too low for living standard

limber knotBOT
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minium wage isnt a living standard

zealous wedge
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numbers are illegal

vestal jasper
steel pulsar
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i don't know man i've never lived in the united st*tes

limber knotBOT
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sulfur = gunpowder tho 🤔

vestal jasper
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factually incorrect, chew

limber knotBOT
vestal jasper
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minecraft is retarded, we know

steel pulsar
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changed back

limber knotBOT
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well that was notch

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so i guess that makes sense

vestal jasper
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barty why

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ok

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suck my dick

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i'm doing it anyway

zealous wedge
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no chew it was hatsune miku

limber knotBOT
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Gunpowder is 10 years old holy crap

zealous wedge
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gunpowder is slightly more than 10 years old

vestal jasper
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because all of them are heavy tech mods

serene bolt
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fabric? garbage platform? wtf

zealous wedge
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yeah bc nobody wants to work with bukkit

vestal jasper
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I'm avoiding bukkit because it's objectively the worst platform to work with

zealous wedge
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^

vestal jasper
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pay me

steel pulsar
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is bukkit even in development still

limber knotBOT
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by md yes

steel pulsar
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but the bukkit client is dead

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o

limber knotBOT
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"bukkit client'

serene bolt
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bukkit client monkaS

true canyon
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There's... no such thing as a Bukkit client.

limber knotBOT
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what

vestal jasper
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bukkit client
this isn't 2011 dude

limber knotBOT
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what the fuck is bukkit client, you mean craftbukkit?

steel pulsar
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thats what it was fuckin called in 2011

vestal jasper
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bukkit hasn't been a forge mod in a long ass time

steel pulsar
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yes craftbukkit

true canyon
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RIP Bukkit

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⚰️

zealous wedge
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there was no bukkit client in 2011

limber knotBOT
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mbax make bukkit 2 electric boogaloo

vestal jasper
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barty I'll be the first person to implement it and then I'll C&D your lootcrate server for copying my design

zealous wedge
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it's called sponge chew

limber knotBOT
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o right

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make bukkit 3 water buffalo

true canyon
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Very much Sponge.

vestal jasper
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I have proof that ur retarded

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checkmate

limber knotBOT
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sorry, don't earn enough to pay for laywers

serene bolt
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when is vicrealms going live? excited to see how it turns out

limber knotBOT
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thats the closest we got to saltpeter i guess

serene bolt
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oh cool vicrealms has survival and skyblock, that's a cool combo

limber knotBOT
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thats exactly what I ha(d)

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just without any ideas stolden from barty since i didn't know hima t the time

serene bolt
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barty does your skyblock require a custom resource pack

void void
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what the fuck bukkit client

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????????????

serene bolt
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maximum fps

steel pulsar
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if you go back to 2011 and google 'bukkit client'

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the first 400 results are the craftbukkit page

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that's my defense

void void
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400 results of craftbukkit page means nothing

vestal jasper
steel pulsar
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it means i got what i wanted and the world understands me

serene bolt
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vicrealms looks hype I can't wait to play

vestal jasper
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@serene bolt you joke but I used to run a server

serene bolt
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unscrap it and bring it back!

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barty needs some custom item competition

limber knotBOT
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you can steal my server

vestal jasper
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lol

limber knotBOT
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if u want

steel pulsar
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ou know youve really pissed someone off when they send three separate reactions to your post

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quantifiable anger

limber knotBOT
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3 separate custom reactions

true canyon
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How many of those bukkit client results are actually official statements?

limber knotBOT
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hmm today i will update my plugins

zealous wedge
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0, mbaxter

vestal jasper
serene bolt
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bartys already dead vic, you killed him

steel pulsar
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curious .....

serene bolt
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oh god not that website

vestal jasper
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sorry can't hear ya over the sound of my metal bat hitting a horse corpse, puremin

limber knotBOT
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ew, pirate site

finite wave
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Use tive

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Yive

steel pulsar
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clearly says bukkit therefore its bukkit

limber knotBOT
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i gained braincells reading that vic because that removed so many it underflowed and im back to a normal count

vestal jasper
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anyway

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@spare venture

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look at it

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and weep

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my 5/7 skills

limber knotBOT
serene bolt
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you weren't supposed to know

latent valve
limber knotBOT
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67 MB of Plugins

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and 47 for paper

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lol

latent valve
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Wish spigot have download api for plugin

olive marlin
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just use cloudscraper

true canyon
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from the PlayerMoveEvent

@Nullable
    public Location getTo() {

Still kills me.

void void
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it's nullable?

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????

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what

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when does this happen, when player slips into some 11th dimension accidentally?

vestal jasper
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when they get banished to the shadow realm

void void
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"uh oh oops i did it again sry"

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i hate javascript

true canyon
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It's not possible, it's just bad annotating.

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But it upsets me that I have to go verify I'm not missing some quirk in behavior first.

austere ivy
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In 20w30a

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Seems like sign editors are back.

latent valve
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"headache cause" lmfao

austere ivy
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Looks like people already posted it in chat, oh well

latent valve
worn ember
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well atleast ur not white anymore

vestal jasper
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I don't like how half the things I'm doing don't work and I have 0 idea why

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recipes won't work, loot tables won't work

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following their docs / guides to a T and yet every other thing I do isn't functioning

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I have the sulfur item, niter item, and mc's charcoal, but the recipe using all 3 isn't present it seems

fallen oracle
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Is the new IJ update breaking stuff for anyone else? I just did the update and now I can't even load projects anymore. Might have to revert it.

limber knotBOT
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what version glare?

mighty storm
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im on Ultimate 2020.2 beta

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oops wrong client

limber knotBOT
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ur hurting our states

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stats

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slaps chew.

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!stats

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Uptime: 10 days, 22 hours, 48 minutes, 13 seconds
Message Handling: 5ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 8523 (4.411%)
Messages from Discord: 184704 (95.59%)

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up to 4.4

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you're welcome

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exciting

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it's all me

fallen oracle
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2020.1.4 I think.

uncut moss
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i mean it's not wrong

vestal jasper
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gemuinely getting annoyed rn with this shit not working

finite wave
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Okay

jaunty bronze
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Hey There!

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I have a 1.16.1 Paper server and am wondering if anyone knows how to syop it from crashing?

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stop

mental meadow
jaunty bronze
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wait

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sorry my bad

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its not crashing but kicking me out

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but do you know how to stop it

mental meadow
uncut moss
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people putting giant ascii art in console on enable pepega

mental meadow
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You don't do that?

uncut moss
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that's fine

finite wave
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.halp

uncut moss
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i'm talking about spigot plugins lol

mental meadow
#

Oh that

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It looks nice in the console but as soon as you open the logs you cry

uncut moss
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no it doesn't even look nice in console

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just takes up space that could actually be useful

limber knotBOT
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if you don't put ascii art in your motd are you even a sysadmin

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speaking of which i need to make mine look better

mental meadow
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I just use toilet --gay

uncut moss
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wait wut can github profiles have readmes now

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neat

void void
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'member 9/11?

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I 'member

true canyon
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I suspect a lot of folks in here weren't born yet.

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Nah, I had that a while ago when I realized users transitioned from having 2000 in their username because they created it in or before that year to because they were born that year.

zealous wedge
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like me, I have 2008 on my username bc I was born in 2008!

cunning raft
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my discord has the #0001 in because i was born in 1 CE

quasi valley
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I have TV in my nick because I am a television

fallen oracle
#

Okay. This is really weird. I just rolled back the IntelliJ update that I did this morning and it fixed my PC locking up.

quasi valley
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while IJ was indexing a wsl project thinking_eyes

mental meadow
#

Mh maybe that's why I got 2 blue screens today?

quasi valley
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lmao

fallen oracle
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I think 2020.1.4 came out today, I rolled back to 2020.1.3 and it fixed the problem.

mental meadow
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I installed it today, smh

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I blame kash

hollow plaza
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So many issues, maybe I shouldn't switch to IJ

quasi valley
#

you should

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that's the first time I've ever had any problem with it lol

hollow plaza
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Oh ok

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I'll switch one day then

mental meadow
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I'm trying to switch rn😂

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But I guess I need to downgrade first

vestal jasper
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found out the issue

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IDEA, in its infinite glory, decided it would rather make a directory with the name data.gunpowder instead of two nested directories, gunpowder located inside data

zealous wedge
#

ah well done intellij

vestal jasper
#

and due to how it renders directories, I had no way of telling that it had done this

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until I opened up the jar and saw the directory names firsthand

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fuck off, thanks, IDEA

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all that's left is to add them to oregen

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oh I should also make nether variants

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ooooo what if the sulfur one is found more often in the nether, and niter is found more often in the overworld

hollow plaza
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Mod?

vestal jasper
#

yeah

hollow plaza
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Forge?

vestal jasper
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fabric

hollow plaza
#

oh ok

vestal jasper
#

who are you?

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you that p2w loot crate guy?

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hey bud I hear you're a big fan of CCP too

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I don't release half finished shit

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if you could even consider that version half finished

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also mods are nice, you can actually do one day projects

zealous wedge
#

yeah, mods you don't have to spend your whole time fighting the platform

vestal jasper
#

yeah

fallen oracle
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Just realized we could do TikTok in Holovid.

vestal jasper
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"I wanna add a few ores, few items, and a recipe"

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if I was experienced I'd have this done in like 10 minutes LULW

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barty I wonder if they ever responded to my review

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they have not

fallen oracle
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Had what done in 10 minutes?

left swift
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The crime

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He was in and out in 10 minutes

vestal jasper
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@fallen oracle making a fabric mod that adds Sulfur and Niter as ores, which when combined with charcoal in a crafting bench, creates gunpowder

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huh?

static badge
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next up

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barty sues france for the use of baguettes

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france will just surrender

vestal jasper
#

next up
barty sues EA for use of p2w loot crates

left swift
#

Or they will sue themselves

limber knotBOT
#

dont tell them

void void
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france doesn't want their precious tower destroyed

steel pulsar
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name literally one feature of france

left swift
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Crime

limber knotBOT
#

bad news

waxen panther
#

White flags

zealous wedge
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good dynamic lights mods

waxen panther
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Mods yucky

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I’ve been to France a few times, my first time there as soon as we parked the first thing we saw was a man pissing in the middle of a car park

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It was quite the experience

jolly crown
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Truly a country of love and prosperity

minor badge
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@waxen panther dum

waxen panther
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Y

minor badge
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@waxen panther dumdumdum

limber knotBOT
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about to code some js, wish me luck

waxen panther
#

Who ping

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Okay chew

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The trick is

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Don’t use js use ts

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Yw

minor badge
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use kotlin/js

limber knotBOT
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this is browser js not garbage js

waxen panther
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yuck

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You can still use typescript for that

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And my yuck was at proxi

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Cuz she’s yucky

minor badge
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clojurescript!

waxen panther
#

Die

minor badge
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😔

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i will

waxen panther
#

same

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Got about 50 years left

limber knotBOT
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it's literally like 10 lines and i'm already stressing

waxen panther
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T Y P E S C R I P T

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or like, flow if you have to but flow is yucky

limber knotBOT
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Oh hey, I fixed one thing

minor badge
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@waxen panther finish my commands lib

limber knotBOT
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dammit

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it should work perfectly

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i told it to

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oh it does work I just used the wrong method

waxen panther
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Yes is it on GitHub

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I would like to contribute

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So I can yoink and put it in corn

minor badge
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no its nowhere

waxen panther
#

Hmm

limber knotBOT
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omg guys I did it it works perfectly

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9 lines of js and only 15 minutes of pain

waxen panther
#

You contribute to corn then :)

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And well done chew pats

minor badge
#

corn

warm anchor
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I like corn

waxen panther
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corn

left swift
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Corn is devils food

waxen panther
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All my repos from now on are going to be named after vegetables

desert light
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anyone know how hard skript is to use? i'm trying to find/make a plugin that gives you minutes of creative flight for xp/some craftable item

waxen panther
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like corn

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Don’t use skript

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Hire a dev or learn Dev

left swift
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Theres probably a plugin already out there that does that

waxen panther
#

Yeah, we had a custom one but I’m sure they exist

desert light
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theres one from 2015 lmao

waxen panther
#

Might still woke

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Work

desert light
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alright, i'll try it

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thanks

limber knotBOT
#

corn kinda sucks

spice finch
#

proxi. is your command lib written in kotlin?

finite wave
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Probably won't be. Libs in kotlin is pepega

spice finch
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Skedule actually is good

finite wave
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That isn't meant for anything else but kotlin though.

spice finch
#

It has to be horrible experience to use kotlin libs in java Pepega

uncut moss
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he's talking about using libs written in kotlin in java

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which is pepega

limber knotBOT
#

whats with all the awful custom emojs

finite wave
minor badge
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@spice finch it wont be no

finite wave
quasi valley
zealous wedge
limber knotBOT
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kotlin kinda eh tho

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not bad but not worth my time

quasi valley
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chew up on their high horse kappa

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alright who's in for a stoning

spice finch
#

meanwhile wizjany crying that he cant ban you

woven otter
#

sounds like a headache

quasi valley
#

bukkit is a headache already

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so that'd be a headache having a headache

twin lagoon
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[20:00:53 INFO]: rendered 29685 tiles (5.0% | 5.8t/s) in 1 hour 25 minutes 17 seconds
[20:00:53 INFO]: with 558782 tiles to go. ETA: 1 day 2 hours 45 minutes 38 seconds

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what in the fuck

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bluemap reset the render or something

woven otter
#

barty causes headaches :/

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that is sad

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also accurate

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😭

zealous wedge
#

glowstone was a fun project

quasi valley
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with every update it's getting less and less likely it will ever get on again

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ignoring 1.13 already

true canyon
fallen oracle
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Sat here for a solid 30 seconds reading this all in the context that glowstone was the block in-game.

left swift
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He stole the idea from vic

hollow plaza
#

Isn't that from like every mod

limber knotBOT
zealous wedge
#

what's next barty, are you going to come up with another original mod idea?

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i don't know, emerald tools?

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maybe bring in some emerald armor?

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then add ruby

quasi valley
#

or even crazier, ruby

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ow damn

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the baguette is, barty!

limber knotBOT
#

ruby is best ok

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in what other language can you do people = people.people

serene bolt
quasi valley
#

everything I believed is a lie :(

hollow plaza
#

I made a cheems mod lol

limber knotBOT
#

oh wait that isnt even ideal ruby

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oops indention

left swift
#

Bartys loot crates are original

finite wave
#

lol

true canyon
#

That's a pretty elaborate joke.

serene bolt
#

very accurate testing suite I see there

finite wave
#

It's even tick based

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nice

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I believe your teacher had a nice time writing that

woven otter
#

barty have you ever smelled pyperidine

finite wave
#

Ever tasted spermatozoon?

woven otter
#

well it's one of the substances that smell like semen

finite wave
#

nice color

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Want a squirrel too? 😏

woven otter
#

Well the guy the head(not sure if that's the word I'm looking for) of my coursework thing gave me a beaker to smell of unknown substance at the lab

finite wave
#

He probably just jizzed in a beaker and got you to smell it, fucking weirdo.

#

Yeah jizzing in beakers is a little weird.

serene bolt
#

the real pros use a gallon jug next to the pee bottles around your gaming setup

finite wave
#

I use industrial buckets for my pee.

serene bolt
#

general is a weird place

woven otter
#

weird

cosmic raft
#

bleh

mental meadow
#

Just put a tube down leading directly in to the toilet jan

finite wave
#

Great way to get a urinary infection thx.

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Peeing in a bucket is relatively lowrisk

#

Just to eh, make sure you know i'm joking. I'm joking...

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Cop arrests fire fighter in the middle of tending to a wounded... : PublicFreakout - 7,379 comments, 113,341 points - sudde004, 5d ago

finite wave
#

Lol what a fucking idiot

cosmic raft
#

horrible day so far

serene bolt
#

:(

cosmic raft
#

more like ablobsadrain

limber knotBOT
#

cops are just pre-teens with admin perms but theyre responsible for people not a minecraft server

void void
#

somehow our cops are okay

#

what are you guys doing to yours

mental meadow
#

I don't think there is a better description chew

limber knotBOT
finite wave
limber knotBOT
#

thanks jan

finite wave
#

np

limber knotBOT
#

god i hate working with time

finite wave
#

Why

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Just use the Java 8 time api

limber knotBOT
#

im not using java

finite wave
#

What then

uncut moss
#

js

finite wave
limber knotBOT
#

ruby

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as mentioned

uncut moss
#

on rails

limber knotBOT
#

see my brilliant code from earlier

uncut moss
#

ew

limber knotBOT
#

isnt that beautiful

uncut moss
#

|e|

limber knotBOT
#

why did that not send

finite wave
#

I mean, have you tried scala?

wide chasm
#

JS time is awful and should burn.
Just needed to get that out.

mental meadow
#

I don't like languages without a ; at the end of the line

limber knotBOT
#

good news, you can add it if you want

#

itll still work

mental meadow
#

I know

uncut moss
#

kotlin works fine without ; because it's still clear where shit ends lol

mental meadow
#

That's not better tho

limber knotBOT
#

also stef i tried to update your site with bug fixes according to the wiki but somehow I came up with less bugs

finite wave
#

Most of the time peppis

mental meadow
#

Without ; I can't do ;-;

finite wave
#

I've written shady code where i either had to do newline or with ;

uncut moss
#

wtf

finite wave
#

And then i put a ; and the IDE be like "THIS IS UNNECESSARY!", remove it and bam errors

uncut moss
#

i had intellij bork on me yesterday

limber knotBOT
uncut moss
#

it said that something was unnecessary but code broke when it was removed lol

finite wave
#

You can do ranges in kotlin too

uncut moss
#

probably spigot api's fault tbh

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for (i in 1..10)

limber knotBOT
#

Can I do array[startindex..endindex] e.g. [1,2,3][1..2] == [2,3]

uncut moss
#

for (i in 1..8 step 2)

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infix functions good

finite wave
#

Also looks nice

wide chasm
#

chew I usually just use mc wiki to get the amount of bugs, if that states less bugs than the site currently mentions or you find a better source with the amount of bugs and that turns out to be less, feel free to still make an issue/pull request.

limber knotBOT
#

yeah I did that and somehow the total was less

uncut moss
#

kotlin pairs are also nice

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i like

#

ha funny

grand pewter
#

cumulative sum?

uncut moss
#

yes but funny

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laugh

limber knotBOT
#

yes cumulative sumnation

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but thats too many letters

#

so cum and sum

finite wave
#

I'l cumsum you peppis

limber knotBOT
#

🌞

uncut moss
#

who removed

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can't handle that amount of truth and wisdom probably

zealous wedge
#

wait which country is the gay country now?

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also when are we moving there

quasi valley
#

All of them

limber knotBOT
#

no clue what country ti s

#

it is

quasi valley
#

🏳️‍🌈

uncut moss
#

denmark

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in response to jan

mighty storm
limber knotBOT
#

as a reminder when discord updated twemoji to the version that contains the trans flag, they opted to not include it on the client

zealous wedge
#

ah yes those are lovely... countries

#

discord 😦

mental meadow
#

I'm Denmark

uncut moss
#

hi denmark

quasi valley
#

aurora here to make dad jokes kappa

prime pawn
#

Hello, hoomans!

quasi valley
#

hello potato

cosmic raft
#

bleh

#

maybe i will go to the mall

finite wave
#

I'll be gay for you baby

uncut moss
#

but that's gay tho

prime pawn
#

Kashike your name when I say it in my head sounds like Kakashe or however you spell it from Naruto

zealous wedge
#

yes peppis why would anything be straight

limber knotBOT
#

Being gay is great highly recommend

cosmic raft
#

lol

uncut moss
#

is it gay to be straight?

cosmic raft
#

.g kashike naruto

limber knotBOT
#

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cosmic raft
#

you're half right

quasi valley
#

It’s straight to be gay

zealous wedge
#

ugh shudders not the straight

uncut moss
prime pawn
#

No spoilers I'm almost up to episode 200 😠

cosmic raft
#

original or shippuden?

prime pawn
#

shippuden

cosmic raft
#

ah

#

you in for a real ride

mental meadow
#

Is it gay to lay completely naked in bed cuddling with your wife if yes I'm gay

finite wave
#

I mean, if you are also a wife then laying with your wife is gay yes.

serene bolt
mental meadow
#

Nice

prime pawn
#

I'm annoyed, the last part I need for my pc (my nvme drive) will be coming on August the 3rd at the latest D:<

uncut moss
#

no it would be gay if ur not a wife tho

finite wave
#

What

quasi valley
#

What

uncut moss
#

idk

prime pawn
#

whater

quasi valley
#

water yum

mental meadow
#

Whater

zealous wedge
#

drinking water with the people you're gay for tho

finite wave
#

Whatur

prime pawn
#

whodka

quasi valley
#

The whatest?

finite wave
#

hot

uncut moss
#

minecraft wheat

mental meadow
#

Uff that would be a lot of water drinking zml

quasi valley
#

At least you stay hydrated 😎

uncut moss
#

milk is kinda gay it comes from cow tits

prime pawn
#

Casually sitting here with 4 cans of pepsi max infront of me and a coffee mug

uncut moss
#

or wait cows are female nvm

zealous wedge
#

water is good for you aurora

mental meadow
#

I know I don't drink enough

zealous wedge
#

then drink more :p

left swift
#

Water is just cloud milk

zealous wedge
#

be gay, drink water

mental meadow
#

Honestly I don't know when that happened I used to drink like 6-8 liters a day
Now maybe 2

grand pewter
#

i drink orange juice

zealous wedge
#

no

quasi valley
#

8 sounds a bit much tho oO

zealous wedge
#

orange juice is valid too

grand pewter
#

like i drink A LOT of orange juice all the time

zealous wedge
#

sometimes you're really gay though kneny

grand pewter
#

but diluted a bit

limber knotBOT
prime pawn
#

Would you rather have an unlimited budget for pc hardware but once you've built your machine, you can't buy anymore ever? Or have all hardware be half price for you forever?

left swift
#

Jesus wore a mask in the bible

limber knotBOT
zealous wedge
#

i would drink more orange juice but it's expensive pop 😦

quasi valley
#

lmao

grand pewter
#

i just use it to flavor my water lol

void void
#

i only drink water and tea 😎

mental meadow
#

Well
Not water back then

sleek tree
#

Would you rather have an unlimited budget for pc hardware but once you've built your machine, you can't buy anymore ever? Or have all hardware be half price for you forever?
Half price

grand pewter
#

like one third orange juice and two thirds water

prime pawn
#

Tried chai tea?

grand pewter
#

and maybe some ice

void void
#

no idea what that is

mental meadow
#

.g volvic Eistee grün minze

prime pawn
#

Buy some, thank me later.

limber knotBOT
serene bolt
#

I drink 6-8 water bottles a day

mental meadow
#

That's the good stuff

prime pawn
#

Scot I agree lol

void void
#

water bottles are a scam

grand pewter
#

pure water

serene bolt
#

pure water :O

prime pawn
#

Just wanted to make you lot think c;

#

Well, the trend of hardware development has gone from exponential to linear

#

And the growth is only decreasing now (but yeah, hardware is getting a little better)

void void
#

i'd just buy stocks in all of the tech companies

mental meadow
#

There is only so much you can put on a few nm

void void
#

or better yet buy the tech companies

prime pawn
#

Actually I'd go with teh first option

#

And buy a butt load of hardware and afterwards, just get my friend to buy the hardware for me :3

mental meadow
#

Buying all of the hardware and opening up a computer store

#

That would be the dream

limber knotBOT
#

hi aurora

prime pawn
#

Hardware suppliers make sure you can't sell stuff lower than a set price for fair competition, smth like that. It's why a few websites out there offer other "rewards" for hardware

mental meadow
#

Hi chew!!

limber knotBOT
#

hiiii

mental meadow
#

❤️

limber knotBOT
#

♥️

prime pawn
#

aurora the explorer

limber knotBOT
#

Aurora the cutie

minor badge
#

chew the cutie

limber knotBOT
#

no!!

#

u the cutie >:(

finite wave
#

Chew uses irc, can't be a cutie. Also dislikes kotlin sooo

serene bolt
#

this chat is pretty gay today moon2CUTE

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

i don't dislike kotlin

finite wave
#

Location leaked

limber knotBOT
#

i just don't wanna learn it

serene bolt
#

hot and full force of the sun with no clouds

#

oof

limber knotBOT
#

wow thats below freezing

#

u goo

#

d

cosmic raft
serene bolt
#

dang that's one forecast lol

finite wave
#

This is proper degrees not Fahrenheit chew

cosmic raft
#

Celsius you banana

void void
#

damn bananas can't understand celsius

limber knotBOT
#

you saif it was proper then you said not fahrenheit, which is it

zealous wedge
#

jan that's a lie everyone who uses irc is 20% cuter

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just by being on irc

finite wave
#

Zml, stop being narcissistic

mental meadow
#

Oh I need to go to irc then :o

limber knotBOT
#

Fahrenheit is how you feel. Celsius is how water feels. Kelvin is how atoms feel.

finite wave
#

You wish

void void
#

celsius is normal

finite wave
#

My body is a fine 37 degrees

zealous wedge
#

jan does it look like i'm on irc

void void
#

no ur not

finite wave
#

No but i know you are.

limber knotBOT
#

isnt 37 celsius like 110 fahrenheit

void void
#

no idea

zealous wedge
#

look this is normal me

limber knotBOT
#

and this is 20% cuter me

#

uwu

#

irc = amazing

mental meadow
#

Yeah because Fahrenheit doesn't make any sense chew

finite wave
#

It's 98.6, i just rounded down from normal body heat.

limber knotBOT
#

;-;

#

farenheit is not a sensible temperature scale

#

it's only useful for baking

mental meadow
#

When does it start snowing

limber knotBOT
#

i don't get whats so wrong with fahrenheit, cold = 0, hot = 100. for water, 0 = cold, 100 = boiling.

#

0-100 scale

#

farenheit would work but they fucked up measuring the human body temperature so 100 is not the human body

#

wdym z0w0

#

if it's 100 it's fever

#

not 103 or whatever

#

if you're triple digits you're sick

#

easy

#

farenheit was supposed to be designed so that 100 is normal human body temperature

#

but they did it wrong

#

so now it's like 98.6

#

celcius is also better for me actually knowing what the weather report says

mental meadow
#

Honestly I just don't like f because the numbers are so big

limber knotBOT
#

whats the fever temperature in celsius?

#

isn't it like 37 chew?

mental meadow
#

Around 38 above, def 40

limber knotBOT
#

exactly, who knows

uncut moss
#

that is entirely up to what you're used to barty

limber knotBOT
#

in fahrenheit, 100 degrees

#

simple

finite wave
#

No? Celsius also has decimals you know?

mental meadow
#

No only int

uncut moss
#

can still be in between to numbers lol

#

oh

finite wave
#

I mean add more decimals

#

like whatever

limber knotBOT
finite wave
#

I just use celsius cause that's normal

mental meadow
#

But wait
Fahrenheit is based on the human body
Celsius is based on water
The human body is mostly water
Coincidence?

limber knotBOT
#

no

#

human body is blood

#

which is a liquid

serene bolt
#

lmao

limber knotBOT
#

blood is water-based

#

based blood?

finite wave
#

I mean both of us will def be fucked up at 100 celcius

vagrant niche
#

It's based on gender

limber knotBOT
#

that's why waterbenders can bloodbend

mental meadow
#

Do we also expand around 3000 times Jan?

limber knotBOT
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ah yes the three genders, farenheit, celcius, and kelvin

vagrant niche
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Ah thanks for the suggestion

limber knotBOT
vagrant niche
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Temperature gender pack soon

finite wave
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I mean i haven't tried so can't say aurora

mental meadow
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Wanna try together?

limber knotBOT
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you should try it jan

uncut moss
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there's the french one as well

finite wave
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nty

uncut moss
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Réaumur

neat smelt
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people who use fahrenheit are racist

limber knotBOT
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oberfail incorrect

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people who use fahrenheit have covid

true canyon
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0 fahrenheit is pegged to a mix of water, ice, and salt. This community is made of water, but behaves cold and salty. Coincidence?

limber knotBOT
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ok Be Right Back friends

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imperial is what we use right

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or customary

mental meadow
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Yeah

limber knotBOT
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i agree measuring should be in metres

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but let us keep our fahrenheit

serene bolt
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imperial is horrific

mental meadow
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1m³ = 1l = 1kg

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It's so nice

limber knotBOT
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1 = bruh

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just use kelvin

wide chasm
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Kelvin > Celsius > Fahrenheit

serene bolt
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I know metric far better than imperial and that's all I ever learned in school and live in the US.... imperial is just absolute crap

spice finch
prime pawn
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So

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Any fellow weebs here?

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😢

spice finch
mental meadow
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But they need to keep imperial because it makes America special, unlike police brutality, bad healthcare and guns which exist in other countries

wide chasm
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lol

zealous wedge
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didn't they try back in the 60s

wide chasm
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On this note, can English also just switch back to long scale instead of short scale, thanks

mental meadow
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Isn't there like a single road in Texas that uses metric?

minor badge
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long scale > short scale

wide chasm
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We have million, milliards, billion, etc.

minor badge
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short scale billion is long scale milliard, barty

wide chasm
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Long scale is sensical unlike short scale

zealous wedge
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is milliard used in english/short scale?

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i've only heard it in german

wide chasm
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In short scale a billion is not a million squared, whereas it is in long scale.

mental meadow
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Yeah we have Millionen, Milliarden and then Billionen

wide chasm
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Yes, but that's a thousand, where as it's based on millions.