general

[spice finch]

lmao they had a 40 minute zoom limit so they just restarted the meeting
im late, but its very common practice

in my school every teacher did that

[limber knot]

this is a university though, shouldnt they have SOME money to spare

[spice finch]

here mid schools are financed by government so they should have some money too - they don't.

[limber knot]

public schools are taxpayer funded, yet nothing ever gets purchased

occasionally theyll spend $20574385634659846543864396543 on a new building

[spice finch]

true

[limber knot]

but not to fix bathrooms or anything

[spice finch]

yeah lmao

[limber knot]

oh yeah

spend money there

[spice finch]

in my school there are 1.3k students, computer stuff is pretty good but things like boards, chairs, tables etc. - total crap

[limber knot]

My high school had about 3.8k people. every other classroom had mid-tier chromebooks, the desktops themself were probably 5 years old. although in my comp sci class there were some pretty high-end macs which surprised me, theyre genuinely faster than the mac i have.

[void void]

holy crap 3.8k

[limber knot]

They did spend a few million on a new auditorium

[void void]

here average is about 1k or smthin

[limber knot]

Oh yeah it was insane

there were about 1000-1100 freshman

yet only 850 or so seniors

[warm anchor]

Isn’t a lot of those It hardware sponsored?

[neat smelt]

yep

[warm anchor]

I remember Apple and Microsoft will give massive discount in order to gain brand recongination

[limber knot]

Minecraft?

[neat smelt]

google aswell for chromebooks

[kindred storm]

educational Minecraft

[warm anchor]

Coz chance is if XX brand is your first system, you are more likely to use it once you can afford your own

[limber knot]

oh Minecraft: Education Edition

It's entirely windows desktops usually

crappy ones at that

[warm anchor]

There are a lot of public school that are poor as fuck but always get decent hardware. It’s a win win for both school and company

[limber knot]

we're the opposite

[neat smelt]

but its kinda sad tho

[limber knot]

because we're in a "rich neighborhood" or whatever

there are other high schools that are in "poor neighborhoods" so they get more help

[neat smelt]

intead of beeing able to afford whats needed, they need to get sponsorhips

[warm anchor]

Idk most of the rich school don’t reply on public funding

Coz they are already swimming in cash

[limber knot]

you're thinking private schools

[warm anchor]

Public

[waxen panther]

4k people in one school??

we had like 400 in our school

[limber knot]

public schools here get funding per student

if they show up

[warm anchor]

My high school is public one but it’s in a really rich city

[limber knot]

it's like $80 per student who actually shows up

[warm anchor]

It issues everyone an apple laptop lol

[waxen panther]

eternity wanna be my sugar dad

[neat smelt]

we had ~300 people in our school
and that were already waaay too many for me

[warm anchor]

At the end of school year you have the option to buy it

[limber knot]

there was pretty much different epople in each class

rarely was there any people i see in multiple classes

[warm anchor]

@waxen panther

[limber knot]

the charter school I went to in middle school, our class was about 80 people

[waxen panther]

we had 2 classes per subject, and 1 in the subjects you choose

[limber knot]

then i go to high school and it jumps up to 1000

[waxen panther]

30 people per class

[neat smelt]

i hate big schools

[limber knot]

i hate school

[warm anchor]

My high school school had an indoor swimming pool, Indoor basketball court, theatre, football fields and baseball field and it has less than 1000 student

[limber knot]

we have the latter 3

well,

we have 4 gyms

so maybe all but the swimming pool

theyre making a swimming pool building somewhere, idk what it's called

[neat smelt]

we had 3 schools which all shared the same 2 sport halls

[kindred storm]

school done right you would like

[neat smelt]

no school at all i'd like

[limber knot]

same

[kindred storm]

you'd be surprised

[neat smelt]

skipped the last half year

[limber knot]

we all did

[waxen panther]

got all my grades with zero work

thanks corona

[limber knot]

God I wish https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/gBLBJe2f/1595259511.JPG

[waxen panther]

the dream

[limber knot]

coincidentally my dream almost had a tornado

[waxen panther]

😳

[limber knot]

they really doin a kahoot

[slim nymph]

how does one die in a tornado and then post a video about it

[finite wave]

Resuscitation

Clearly, or he is now a ghost with internet access

[void void]

what an age we live in

[limber knot]

well dying is a broad term

[finite wave]

[void void]

hey if i use a custom world generator like ewg then pregenerate the world will it still take a impact on the server performance?

[finite wave]

Not really that much in newer versions.

Lol

what a nonce

[limber knot]

non community edition?

[finite wave]

what

[limber knot]

what does nonce mean

[cunning raft]

3.3gz 8 core cpu on a phone

[finite wave]

.g nonce

[void void]

dumb

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce -- Cryptographic nonce - Wikipedia: "In cryptography, a nonce is an arbitrary number that can be used just once in a cryptographic communication. It is similar in spirit to a nonce word,..."

[finite wave]

Not that one

[void void]

yes

[cunning raft]

dumbass pretty much

[limber knot]

.urban nonce

darn

[finite wave]

.ud nonce

[limber knot]

.help

definitely a command

[finite wave]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nonce

[golden gust]

Wow

Using such words

Just, damn

[limber knot]

ikr fuckin sucks

[finite wave]

Sry, i'll just use idiot from now on.

[limber knot]

niki minaj is poggersd??? https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/GJqN4WQx/image.png

[steel pulsar]

tel lme more

[cunning raft]

Trending with Nicki and Minaj

[finite wave]

.g preggers

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://preggers.com/ -- Preggers: "Preggers is a unique line of maternity support hosiery and compression products developed by future moms for future moms. Shop our selection online..."

[finite wave]

huh

[steel pulsar]

its how hip people spell pregnant

not something a dutch person like you would understand

[void void]

don't you mean weirdos?

[finite wave]

Imagine getting publicity for their brand cause some idiot started using it as a hip word.

[quasi valley]

wow intellij indexing git logs over wsl just completely bricked my pc

had to kill it (windows) 2 times and wait a good few minutes to startup after that oO

[finite wave]

Wsl and ij is not very friendly

[cunning raft]

it should be next update i think

[void void]

hey @serene bolt would /fill work (talking about your fork of worldborder obv) with a custom world generator?

[limber knot]

Oof rip off brand Streamfrost

[serene bolt]

probably, I've used it with EWG before

[waxen panther]

EPIC

[serene bolt]

as long as it's generating the world in a normal way WB will fill it fine

[limber knot]

Can I just pregen my entire world

[void void]

alright, i was planning on using it with ewg

thanks!

[steel pulsar]

did you put your fork in a spigot page yet

[serene bolt]

yes, yesterday

[limber knot]

owo?

[steel pulsar]

very nice

[limber knot]

did it get review bombed yet

[serene bolt]

no lol

[limber knot]

oh thank goodness

you can just deleted them though

[void void]

cant i increase

chunk generation speed

from 20

[serene bolt]

nope, I don't plan on moderating anything about my resource. i'll report if that ever happens

don't want any bias

[limber knot]

ah makes sense

[serene bolt]

i'd recommend 100 tops milo

[minor badge]

thank u puremin0nerd

[cedar spade]

pure, when are you ditching SpigotMC to become ultimate PaperMC Forums/Hangar moderator

[limber knot]

prowoxci

[void void]

gotta take advantage of them 5ghz

[quasi valley]

hangar wen

[true canyon]

yeah wait hangar is overdue now where is it

[minor badge]

pure would be an epic mod here

[limber knot]

all i want is papermc/paper triage member

[static badge]

become tuinity moderator

[waxen panther]

uwuinity

[serene bolt]

too many positions

[limber knot]

owonity

[waxen panther]

umunity

[limber knot]

unity

[cedar spade]

hangar wen @quasi valley

[quasi valley]

no u

[limber knot]

spigot drama when

[cedar spade]

no me wait

[waxen panther]

Kenny Television plz release Hangor

[cedar spade]

*Knenwald Television

[serene bolt]

although I kind of really dislike the paper forums tbh, I just don't like that forum software at all

[quasi valley]

Sir Knenwald*

I don't either :>

[limber knot]

Sir Keven Television

[void void]

ok guys may i flex

[serene bolt]

hopefully that can get a nuke and redo at some point in the future ™️

[void void]

with my newly finished project

[quasi valley]

no mikro

u suk

[void void]

no u

[hidden karma]

go ahead

[void void]

i do it nevertheless

[limber knot]

is it paper

[void void]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/525134363831173130/734813751274111056/unknown.png

[limber knot]

worldedit cui is back?

[hidden karma]

explain

[void void]

"made a thing which allows me to convert blocks in worldedit clipboard into mini variant - about 1/5 size of the original build"

yes chew

[steel pulsar]

skyblock but with red spider web

amazing

[void void]

https://github.com/mikroskeem/WorldEditCUI

[limber knot]

yess i loved that mod

[serene bolt]

I wonder if it works with sodium

[quasi valley]

mikro, do a screenshot in front of actual blocks

[void void]

yes

sec kenny

[quasi valley]

the screen pretty much looks like normal sized blocks because there's no reference :D

[void void]

i have to rebuild the shit lol

[limber knot]

is fabric the continuation of liteloader but it's incompatible with forge

[void void]

give me something else to build

[true canyon]

Discourse grows on you as a forum software. It takes time, but you start to realize it's not the nightmare you initially reacted to.

[limber knot]

i always considered discourse xenforo but monthly payment and worse

[quasi valley]

features are good, but I don't like the design in some aspects

[void void]

there you go kenny

[quasi valley]

sexey

[limber knot]

tiny

[true canyon]

Xenforo is the worst software. Give me ipb, vb, phpbb, anything but xf

[limber knot]

I'll make my own forum software in Rails >:(

[serene bolt]

vbulletin was so good back in the day, absolutely loved it

IPB is good too

[quasi valley]

like thread lists not showing who even posted them - in the thread list I'd like the author's avatar left of the title (not with the rest to the right) + the author's name directly below it

just to give an example

[waxen panther]

[void void]

speaking of discourse

[serene bolt]

I think I'm just way too used to a traditional forum layout / ux

[void void]

doing * { border-radius: 15px } makes it a lot better

[limber knot]

boder radius

[void void]

ah yes worldborder goes brrr

[serene bolt]

💯

[limber knot]

Be Right Back gettting lunch

[waxen panther]

[limber knot]

also activate windows

[void void]

lul

[hollow plaza]

Anyone have a recommendation for a free and efficient mail server software

[quasi valley]

gmail

[serene bolt]

mail servers

I've just always used mailgun for whenever I need a mail service

[steel pulsar]

mail-in-a-box is cool if you have an entire server you'd like to turn into a mailbox

[serene bolt]

hosting your own mail server is kinda spooky

[steel pulsar]

have fun setting up spamassassin

here you go have a bunch of self hosting dog shit https://github.com/awesome-selfhosted/awesome-selfhosted

[worn ember]

im not touching emailing with a 10ft long stick

yuck

[steel pulsar]

it is a job to keep an email server running

[hollow plaza]

Apparently Exim is one of the most popular ones

[void void]

maddy is decent choice nowadays

.g maddy mail server

[true canyon]

Hurray for legacy free Google apps account?

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://github.com/foxcpp/maddy -- foxcpp/maddy: ✉️ Composable all-in-one mail server. - GitHub: "Composable all-in-one mail server. Contribute to foxcpp/maddy development by creating an account on GitHub."

[void void]

and if you're mega lazy and also happen to run nixos

then

https://gitlab.com/simple-nixos-mailserver/nixos-mailserver

[limber knot]

For real though, running a mail server that can actually send mail to random people is basically impossible for a single person

[grave oxide]

why?

[limber knot]

Any cloud service you try to use will have all their IPs blacklisted by spam filtering tools and even if you get a "clean" IP you have to configure a bunch of things perfectly and if you mess up once it won't be clean anymore

[serene bolt]

have fun having all of your outgoing mail sent to everyones spam box

[steel pulsar]

i'm sure linuxserver has some sort of self-hosted mail solution if you want some preset docker thing for it

[hollow plaza]

F

Well if it doesn't work I can remove it all

[void void]

Amaranth, that's kinda wrong

if you set up DKIM, SPF and other stuff properly then your email won't end up in spam at all

or well, according to my experience...

[minor badge]

my selfhosted one doesnt end up in spam of gmail, so that's good enough for me lol

[golden gust]

depends on where you're hosting and the setup

[void void]

sure, there might be exceptions

[golden gust]

some email servers blacklist residental IPs entirely

I remember when colocrossing also got their entire ASN blacklisted

[void void]

vultr is pretty strict about emails - they won't allow outbound connections to port 25

unless you explain very clearly what you are going to do

[limber knot]

If you set all of those up perfectly and your IP isn't on a DNSBL already, sure

[true canyon]

and hotmail doesn't decide it hates you today

[void void]

using hotmail is impossible these days imo

all the spam goes through

into my inbox

_>

[limber knot]

Even then if enough people click the spam button on your mail on gmail, hotmail, etc rather than unsubscribe or because that's how they think you get rid of receipts they don't want anymore in their inbox...

[hollow plaza]

So is it fine to use Exim?

Says it's written in C which means it should be faster than the Apache one written in Java

[steel pulsar]

heres the solution: just pay for a fastmail / protonmail account

[hollow plaza]

Not doing that

[void void]

just use any plugin that works with 1.15.2

most of them work well enough

[earnest geode]

what's a good minecraft host?

[void void]

https://dev.bukkit.org/projects/chestshop/files @void void have you tried this one

[steel pulsar]

a good minecraft host is a dedicated server from the server providers

[void void]

a vps gonna cost you some $$$

[steel pulsar]

i didn't say vps

[finite wave]

ovh

[earnest geode]

is this one a good one? https://dedicatedmc.io/

[void void]

idk

[steel pulsar]

probably not

[earnest geode]

lmao

[void void]

you shouldnt really use smaller hostings cuz reliablilty

[steel pulsar]

considering it's a resold server from a third party website trying to target incompetent gamers - probably not that great

[void void]

some of them dissapear in a matter of months

ive used pebblehost and it was good

multicraft is cheeks though

[limber knot]

alright lunch break over

[waxen panther]

No breaks allowed.

[limber knot]

thats why it'sover

[waxen panther]

never should've had one

[limber knot]

wasnt my choice

[waxen panther]

should have a second job to work on your lunch break

jeez

[limber knot]

job?

[waxen panther]

[finite wave]

Yes

[limber knot]

this is still college orientation

[finite wave]

Get a job for lunch break then, be productive.

[waxen panther]

should have a second college to learn at on your lunch break

[limber knot]

alright pay me

[waxen panther]

$1/day

[limber knot]

good enough for me

[waxen panther]

💵

there's todays

[finite wave]

https://github.com/sponsors/Chew go there

[waxen panther]

[finite wave]

nice

[limber knot]

yay!

i can finally pay my rent

[finite wave]

Now you are privileged to her onlyfans

[waxen panther]

no

my wife can't know

[limber knot]

i should start an onlyfans for pictures of myc at

[finite wave]

oh your cat.

[limber knot]

my cat

[finite wave]

Like a real cat or are you being dirty?

[waxen panther]

onlypurs

[finite wave]

I'm gonna assume her real cat.

[waxen panther]

I think that would be best

[limber knot]

what else would i mean

[waxen panther]

[finite wave]

idk

I'm so bored tbh.

Ignore me.

[waxen panther]

Go be produtive

rpordiaudtive

productive

[finite wave]

https://i.imgur.com/TLxuDDh.png

oh no.

[waxen panther]

working for me

[fallen oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/kool-aid-man-kool-aid-juice-gif-8291586

[limber knot]

didn't vsauce3 make a video about how the kool aid man would die instantly if he crashed through a wall

[waxen panther]

😔

[limber knot]

😭

[waxen panther]

he was too young man

[finite wave]

Why you ruining my dreams.

[limber knot]

good news rory is back

and shes asleep

to the surprise of no one

[finite wave]

Who is rory? Your bird?

[minor badge]

cat

[limber knot]

my cat

[waxen panther]

Jan r u ok

[limber knot]

proxy is the birb girl

[finite wave]

meh

[minor badge]

rory is also the name of my ex

[limber knot]

you dated my cat??

[waxen panther]

weirdchamp

[minor badge]

🅱️erhaps

[finite wave]

Well proxi does have cat ears

[limber knot]

https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/0MAchi1U/image.png

same

[minor badge]

i dont yet, jan

[finite wave]

You got more than one chewie?

[limber knot]

more than one? this is my first one

[finite wave]

What about the other one you posted a mail from

[limber knot]

the one where i got an email back saying my email doesnt exist in their database?

[finite wave]

Ah

[limber knot]

https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/m4AFLfEQ/image.png

[finite wave]

No cat then

They are always nude

[limber knot]

gotta verify my identity

the browser crashed

[minor badge]

mr slimefun man has FORKED paperlib, i repeat it has been FORKED

[void void]

who's that?

[finite wave]

Fuck

[grave oxide]

https://github.com/TheBusyBiscuit/Slimefun4

[finite wave]

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/story-time-the-story-of-bob.304159/

[waxen panther]

bob 🤤

[grave oxide]

Jeez, that video...

[limber knot]

oof https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/laAq2VF3/image.png

[finite wave]

Onlyfans seems really annoying

[void void]

maybe just be normal...

[finite wave]

Do you only have to provide photo id if you are distributing shit?

[limber knot]

only if you want to charge

[true canyon]

If you're just going to charge for cat pictures can the photo be your cat

[round cedar]

Bob is fun

[limber knot]

the photos will be my cat yes

[quasi valley]

https://youtu.be/WIfcKy-VcXo?t=56

[finite wave]

nice, what about github sponsers do they get em too?

Girl is pussy?

[limber knot]

what?

[finite wave]

Hah! Nice one kenny

[limber knot]

leave me aloooneeee https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ihJHaigh/image.png

[finite wave]

Very sorry

[limber knot]

irc nerd pf

253

[zealous wedge]

someone's dedicated

[minor badge]

zml :0

[limber knot]

omg it's zml

it's probably that bug with thunderbird

[finite wave]

You using thunderbird with irc?

[limber knot]

im not

but thunderbird auto connects to freenode automatically with sasl or whatever

but if it fails it doesnt notify the user

but iti does notify me

[finite wave]

smh

[true canyon]

Ah yes the traditional SASL auth mechanism "ORWHATEVER", the preferred method over PLAIN

[zealous wedge]

hi good morning proxi and chew

[limber knot]

good afternoon

:D

[minor badge]

https://uwu.whats-th.is/47rTvsm.png mini pls

[zealous wedge]

you and your timezones

[waxen panther]

hi good night

[mental meadow]

Hey

[limber knot]

ooof

[minor badge]

guten tag

[limber knot]

guten tag you're it

[mental meadow]

Lol

[limber knot]

owo it's aurawra

[finite wave]

@minor badge good tag

[limber knot]

tag is a fun game

[minor badge]

wie geht's?

[quasi valley]

god morgen

[mental meadow]

[finite wave]

Not much, you?

[limber knot]

almost got my onlyfans setup

make sure to sub for rory pics

[mental meadow]

Nice

[serene bolt]

rory pics
is that what the kids are calling it now?

[limber knot]

1. im not a kid

2. it's quite literal

[urban depot]

Is there any way I can find out where the furthest chunks that have been loaded are?

[mighty storm]

my recommendation is checking region folder for high numbers

[urban depot]

ok

[mighty storm]

oh oops wrong platform

[limber knot]

yeeah what chew said

[mental meadow]

At least you have your pfp now on irc

[limber knot]

you mean my discord pfp on discord

ive always had a pfp on irc

[mental meadow]

I'm confused

[limber knot]

it's an avatar, discord doesn't do profiles

well, how the relay works is

if my nick matches someone on discord's display name

[finite wave]

.relay

[limber knot]

it'll set the webhook avatar url to that discord avatar

[finite wave]

I will forever type . infront of random shit in hopes of something to pop up

[mental meadow]

Imagine not having a command list

[limber knot]

i sent one

[zealous wedge]

hi aurora

[mental meadow]

Hey

[unreal quarry]

https://imgflip.com/i/48v80q

[mental meadow]

guild

[zealous wedge]

ugh I should get weechst-android set up

[mighty storm]

server*

[zealous wedge]

*guild

[unreal quarry]

It's legit a guild

[quasi valley]

**

[zealous wedge]

discord api calls them guilds

[mighty storm]

but this isn't the api

[limber knot]

discord rebranded them a while ago

this is the client

[zealous wedge]

the api is the one truth

[limber knot]

they rebranded it 5 years ago

the api sucks ass

they like to call stuff fake names 👀

[unreal quarry]

This isn't irc either
drops mic

[finite wave]

Don’t ruin my fun

[limber knot]

it's actually a vserver

[zealous wedge]

it should be Billy

a verver?

[limber knot]

oof

an owover

[zealous wedge]

^

[limber knot]

261 up to 261

[quasi valley]

I can finally rest in piece https://i.imgur.com/32A8Eu3.png

[unreal quarry]

You included, so you still don't match

runs away

[quasi valley]

ah damnit

[limber knot]

https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/VFFrnSMY/image.png

[vernal moth]

I have reached peak boomer

Bingo

[limber knot]

is that bingo night

call me a boomer because id be down for that

also social distancint much CL>:( ( (. (

[vernal moth]

This is germany, we don't have corona anymore

[granite salmon]

😂

[limber knot]

*yet

[granite salmon]

germany op

[quasi valley]

*not yet again

[limber knot]

can't wait for the second wave 👀

[vernal moth]

I already won a cocktail, and me friend won a shot cause she screamed bing extra loud for me 😂

[mossy vessel]

Mini what is this

6 people and one hookah ??!?

This is not acceptable

[limber knot]

oh wait you're drinking???

[zealous wedge]

have fun with your second wave mini

though that is some neat lighting

[limber knot]

i mean think about it

what if

[cedar spade]

imagine actually dealing with your first wave before opening everything up and literally asking for a second wave

[steel pulsar]

if anyone's bored: https://github.com/sindresorhus/awesome

[limber knot]

github dot com link detected

Node.js 👀

[round cedar]

Mini always have a Ballmer Peak

[steel pulsar]

look at the neck beard irc-bridge users coming out of the woodworks to nag and complain.. typical...

[limber knot]

god i better not have a neck beard

not in the mood for that rn

and technically we're not "using" the irc-bridge

[vernal moth]

6 people and one hookah ??!?
@mossy vessel no, lol

[limber knot]

we're just using irc like normal

[vernal moth]

6 ppl 5 hookahs

[steel pulsar]

look

look at him go

[limber knot]

Don't diss irc ppl

Irc best

[cedar spade]

to everyone reacting 🇺🇸: I raise you 🇬🇧

[limber knot]

we're just trying our best 😢

[mossy vessel]

Oh ok, the angle of the pic was wrong then haha mb

[limber knot]

people are saying america sucks but brazil's leader literally thinks covid is a hoax

[vernal moth]

oh wait you're drinking???
@chew#0000 of course, lol

[zealous wedge]

America isn't trying its best, at least not federally

[quasi valley]

brazil's leader is trump but actually able to be more horrible

[limber knot]

trump just isnt trying

[quasi valley]

trump is, but he's overruled by court often enough lmao

[urban depot]

Anybody know a simple plugin that reads the location data from playerdata?

[quasi valley]

nebula, ask your hourly plugin questions in #paper-help please 😂

[urban depot]

will do, my fault :p

[limber knot]

rory has awoken

[quasi valley]

dw

[urban depot]

brazil's leader is trump but actually able to be more horrible
I do agree

[limber knot]

ATTENTION rory is within petting range

[urban depot]

trump just isnt trying
he never does

[limber knot]

trump is like discord really

[quasi valley]

[limber knot]

if it doesnt make him look good or make him money, why try

[quasi valley]

that has to be the most horrible analogy of the week

😂

[urban depot]

he even lives in the white house. hard to believe sometimes

[steel pulsar]

trump is STRONG and FAST and can do ANYTHING

[limber knot]

yeha you're right at least trump is decent

[quasi valley]

[whole fulcrum]

tnt, carpet, and rail
duping is a vanilla mechanic

[limber knot]

i have picked uip rory

she has escaped

[uncut moss]

chew that’s just any for-profit company lol

[limber knot]

true

[zealous wedge]

Rory!

[uncut moss]

en räzerbil

[urban depot]

How does openinv have the last location..

huh.

[limber knot]

it loads the full Player object

you can get all the info from that

Rory is great

[urban depot]

ok

[zealous wedge]

send Rory pics?

[finite wave]

Why does the cat need pics?

[zealous wedge]

the cat doesn't need pics, but we do

[limber knot]

Yes

It'll be on my onlyfans

or well onlypurrs

[uncut moss]

who tf is rory

[limber knot]

MY CAT

[uncut moss]

o

cats bad

[limber knot]

:(

[uncut moss]

i’m tired of cats

have too many

[limber knot]

give me some

[waxen panther]

stole my onlypurs joke

didn't even credit me

unreal

[uncut moss]

$5k each

they’re special cats

1 extra chromosome

[limber knot]

don't worry I won't use it

I don't wanna pay royalties

[zealous wedge]

broc did you even trademark that

[waxen panther]

patent pending™️

[zealous wedge]

you can't patent a trademark lol

[cedar spade]

but can you trademark a patent?

[waxen panther]

im trademarking my patent of my trademark

[zealous wedge]

let chew start her onlypurrs

[waxen panther]

okay but 60% of the revenue is mine

[limber knot]

😿

[zealous wedge]

what're you doing to do, sue?

how many cats do you even have broc?

[waxen panther]

0

I have the superior animal

the dog

[zealous wedge]

yeah I thought so

[waxen panther]

and yes i will sue

[zealous wedge]

I have the superior animal
@waxen panther all animals r good

[waxen panther]

yes but dogs r the most goodest

[zealous wedge]

no

[waxen panther]

yes

[uncut moss]

i have all the animals

[zealous wedge]

and u can't sue without cats

[waxen panther]

I'll buy a cat, sue, and refund the cat

[cedar spade]

petition to ban broc from #adorable-pets

[waxen panther]

Can't talk there anyway

[cedar spade]

exactly

therefore my petition has succeeded

[waxen panther]

[minor badge]

@waxen panther idiot

[limber knot]

What is an odg

[waxen panther]

@minor badge go away

[minor badge]

no

[waxen panther]

yes

[minor badge]

but

[waxen panther]

but?

unless...

[minor badge]

[waxen panther]

[quasi valley]

[waxen panther]

my sub expired

[limber knot]

oh

[waxen panther]

:smolCry:

[quasi valley]

nub

I throw my prime sub at it everytime 😎

[waxen panther]

I think I have a prime sub waiting im just too lazy to go redeem it

haven't been on twitch in awhile

[cedar spade]

why would you keep a subway sandwich long enough for it to expire?

just eat it lol

[quasi valley]

no I throw it at people

that's more fun

[cedar spade]

but like

foood

[quasi valley]

why don't you eat yourself then

smh

[waxen panther]

because pineapple is gross

just like broccoli is

[true canyon]

Why is MD doing product placement for subway

[waxen panther]

Sponsorships :/

[zealous wedge]

pineapple is great what are yall talking about

[limber knot]

Man's need money

[zealous wedge]

especially on pizza

[waxen panther]

ur just trying to start conflict and i want no part of it

[zealous wedge]

well guess what I don't like 🥦 either so

[waxen panther]

Aw, thank you

[finite wave]

Stop flirting with krane

karen*

[waxen panther]

[urban depot]

it's probably not possible but I want players who first join (they'll have Guest rank) to spawn at a certain location in the same world as other players would teleport to and arrive in a different location. Ideas....?

[zealous wedge]

sorry I'm so irresistible jan

[limber knot]

o

[cedar spade]

ah yes the latest advertisement for subway

subway: "but like, foood"

[limber knot]

does subway sell burgers

[zealous wedge]

probably if you know the right people

thry do have the saddest breakfast menu

at least based on the one time I got coffee at one

[cedar spade]

subway should add beef patties and 3 inch subs to their lineup

[uncut moss]

does mysql have some equivalent to sqlite's pragma values

[finite wave]

OH lord

someone just said this in #paper-help https://i.imgur.com/LmmtVk1.png

[uncut moss]

holy shit

[limber knot]

skript is laggier isnt it lol

[finite wave]

It is, mostly.

Plugins can be super shit so... yeah usually they are not laggier tho.

[uncut moss]

a skript with the same functionality as an equivalent plugin would 100% be much laggier

unless the plugin is made by a retarded monkey

[finite wave]

Yeah, i wonder how CMI compares to a scrip equivalent.

[limber knot]

All I know about skript is last time I looked at it the developer thought he could call all of the API from other threads so that couple could write delays in their scripts by just sleeping

[waxen panther]

Why wasn't Spigot written in Skript wtf :/

[uncut moss]

skripts supports multiple threads?

[limber knot]

And to work around the CMEs and such that caused the suggestions was to add/remove sleeps until it stopped breaking

[static tartan]

i have used skript for 2 years, no lag.

[waxen panther]

[uncut moss]

i can have 10000000 plugins on a server, no lag

as long as they don't do anything

[limber knot]

No, it doesn't support multiple threads, it was just using a thread so that a wait/sleep in a script didn't block the server

[static tartan]

first of all

[limber knot]

Instead of using the scheudler

[static tartan]

1000000 plugins would crash ur server

[limber knot]

But that meant all the API usage was off the main thread

[uncut moss]

not neccessarily

[finite wave]

1000000 skripts would also crash your server, probably.

[static tartan]

unless you have the best computer in the world maybe not

[limber knot]

10 skripts crash the server lol

[static tartan]

i have 20

[uncut moss]

it'd use some memory

[static tartan]

no lag

nvmmm

[waxen panther]

More plugins doesn’t not affect the speed at all, it’s entirely dependent on what the plugins do

[uncut moss]

but i mean if the plugins are doing literally nothing after they're loaded i don't see why it would cause issues

[finite wave]

I think this is talking with his ass, skript is not better than proper plugins, some plugins are worse than skript but as long as the retarded monkey keeps his nasty hands away from the plugins they will almost always outdo skript.

[limber knot]

most plugins do nothing

If you're going to use some bullshit like that at least use CommandHelper

It's (probably still) overengineered but at least it wasn't doing anything too crazy last time I looked

[static tartan]

@finite wave tell that to a million people

[waxen panther]

Unlike plugins, skripts have to be parsed and kept in memory the whole time sooo... yea

[cedar spade]

can someone edit the offlinemo.de video to be about using skript

[uncut moss]

hmmm would having over 2147483647 plugins crash ur server

[finite wave]

@static tartan Why?

I don't really think there is a counter peppis

[uncut moss]

max integer value

[static tartan]

I think this is talking with his ass, skript is not better than proper plugins, some plugins are worse than skript but as long as the retarded monkey keeps his nasty hands away from the plugins they will almost always outdo skript.
@finite wave million+ people perfer skript than any plugin

[finite wave]

Oh wait there is that one that displays the amount in /plugins

So?

Are you retarded? Those million people are clearly people who has no experience in java and feel skript is better for their purpose.

[uncut moss]

million+ people perfer skript than any plugin

[static tartan]

that was a long time ago

also you prob HTML edited

[finite wave]

No, lol he probably just polled that data.

HAHAHAHA

OMG THIS DUDE

I CANT

[uncut moss]

holy shit

[magic river]

I don't know what stats thing is preferred these days but that's bstats

[uncut moss]

lol this is just trolling at this point

[limber knot]

what dude

[void void]

White privilege

[static tartan]

nvmmm

[waxen panther]

How high is this dude

I’m jealous

[uncut moss]

stop html editing ur hacking the website

[void void]

Minecraft is racist

[zealous wedge]

oh good morning trolls

[finite wave]

This guy is great

[magic river]

@static tartan It should tell you something that everyone who actually works/worked on CraftBukkit, Spigot, or Paper thinks Skript is a bad idea 🙂

[zealous wedge]

who kicked yall out from under your bridge

[magic river]

Although to be fair if they fixed it to not be garbage using it for a little 10 line thing might not be awful

[uncut moss]

i mean skript is probably fine for basic stuff but replacing plugins with skripts to reduce lag? lol

[zealous wedge]

I mean I'd still use CommandHelper

[minor badge]

wanna hug uwu @zealous wedge

[cedar spade]

psst use Helper for small-ish plugins

and learn java

[zealous wedge]

/me hugs @minor badge

oh that doesn't work on mobile

[finite wave]

Isn't .hug a thing?

.hug @zealous wedge

[limber knot]

Until someone can confirm Skript isn't still doing nasty things with threads I'd say don't use it for anything, ever, unless you enjoy random crashes and corruption

[finite wave]

guess not

[limber knot]

android still doesnt have slash commands?

[cedar spade]

android has some slash commands, not all

[limber knot]

.hug zml

still???

hec

[zealous wedge]

also cailin is cool and you should use her plugin

[cedar spade]

.kill md678685

[finite wave]

dick

[limber knot]

smashes md678685's head in with a baseball bat.

[zealous wedge]

o no

[limber knot]

The /me command is just converted to wrapping your message in *, no?

[finite wave]

Ios has /me

[cedar spade]

ow

[finite wave]

Nub android

[limber knot]

!hug Proximyst

Like, it isn't actually a thing on discord

ezpz

[zealous wedge]

we need to get HugBot back

[limber knot]

turns out it's not a command

[zealous wedge]

yeah amaranth

[cedar spade]

Amaranth: yes

[uncut moss]

wut

me is just italic

[zealous wedge]

we could have a dedicated glomp command

[uncut moss]

or what's the point

[limber knot]

!flirt

[finite wave]

.lart chew

[limber knot]

Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? Yes, in that case, mind if I check your oil level?

turns over chew to Agent Smith to be 'bugged'.

[magic river]

_is just this_

[uncut moss]

sss

[limber knot]

*or this*

[uncut moss]

didn't even know mobile could use commands

[zealous wedge]

thst didn't work lol

[limber knot]

ios has all commands desktop has

[cedar spade]

my brain is not letting me separate these two messages and it's increasingly uncomfortable

[limber knot]

what didn't work? Iwas just showing how to do italics

[magic river]

If you edit a previous /me usage it doesn't even keep the /me, it has the underscores

[finite wave]

.lart md678685

[zealous wedge]

it didn't italicize chew

[limber knot]

squeezes habanero pepper juice into md678685's tub of vaseline.

[cedar spade]

jokes on you I don't use vaseline

[limber knot]

The *or this* wasn't supposed to italicize

[waxen panther]

.lart xD

[limber knot]

puts lye in DiscordBot's coffee.

[uncut moss]

only thing it does is add underscores to start and end lol

[zealous wedge]

ah

[limber knot]

is this italics

[zealous wedge]

ya

[finite wave]

Yes

[limber knot]

then yea

[uncut moss]

no

[magic river]

Just like this just adds an emote to the end of the line ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[finite wave]

.lart peppis

[limber knot]

sets peppis's resolution to 800x600.

[uncut moss]

hmmm

[limber knot]

can someone try !lart

[uncut moss]

sss

[zealous wedge]

discord commands r weird

[finite wave]

!lart chew

[cedar spade]

it does? I've been lied to my whole life! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[limber knot]

DiscordBot replaces chew's stress pills with rat poison pellets.

wait i didn't add that

[uncut moss]

lol /me lol makes lol

[zealous wedge]

!lart mbaxter

[limber knot]

oh nvm i did

DiscordBot dispenses mbaxter's email address to a few hundred 'bulk mailing services'.

[finite wave]

!lart @mighty storm

[limber knot]

DiscordBot ties @mighty storm to a chair and forces them to listen to Nickelback at full blast.

[waxen panther]

[finite wave]

!lart @everyone

[magic river]

lol

[limber knot]

DiscordBot resizes at-everyone's console to 40x24.

[magic river]

Wow

[finite wave]

Dang

[waxen panther]

so close

[zealous wedge]

sneaky

[cedar spade]

yeah iirc someone figured out you could at-everyone from IRC a while ago

[zealous wedge]

lol

[waxen panther]

whos gunna try @here

[magic river]

When you're italicizing a block of text you're supposed to either disable itatlics to show emphasis or use bold

[finite wave]

!lart @here

[limber knot]

DiscordBot signs at-here up for AOL.

[finite wave]

Same

[limber knot]

*bold*

[waxen panther]

tragic

[limber knot]

loooks like bold

[cedar spade]

.kill @smoky sinew

[magic river]

Stupid discord

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

!kill myself

[uncut moss]

/me lol\ just makes _lol_

good c0ding discord

[limber knot]

chew stabs myself in the heart a few times with a butchers knife.

[cedar spade]

wait there wasn't a user cached when I sent that

[finite wave]

Ikr md

[cedar spade]

goddamnit discord stop being smart

[finite wave]

I did that too

[cedar spade]

sorry someone

shouldn't've named yourself after a discord april fools joke

[uncut moss]

.kill @foggy jacinth

wtf

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

[uncut moss]

ok

[limber knot]

CLYDE

[mighty storm]

!kill @foggy jacinth

[limber knot]

DiscordBot grabs @foggy jacinth's head and rips it clean off their body.

[static tartan]

omg

[cedar spade]

poor clyde

[zealous wedge]

mmm @invalid-user

[uncut moss]

.kill @normal atlas

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

[finite wave]

!kill <@here>

[limber knot]

DiscordBot shoves <at-here> into a microwave and waits until they pop.

[finite wave]

ffs

oh well

[zealous wedge]

!kill @everyone

[limber knot]

DiscordBot beheads at-everyone with a sharpened katana and uses their head to play cricket.

[uncut moss]

fucking dog stole my shoe

[zealous wedge]

oh it's so aggressive abt converting

[woven otter]

!kick Jan

[waxen panther]

could windows please stop resetting my fucking keyboard language every 8 secon ds

[zealous wedge]

no

[static tartan]

!kill duck

[limber knot]

DiscordBot glares at duck until they die of boredom.

[uncut moss]

.ban duck

[woven otter]

😭

[finite wave]

!ban mtm

[waxen panther]

.kiss duck

[woven otter]

.ban Jan

[finite wave]

.fuck duck

[static tartan]

!kill a_duck

[cedar spade]

on the one hand I want to see what might get past the filter

[limber knot]

DiscordBot beheads a_duck with a chainsaw and uses their head to play football.

[void void]

!whip yam

[woven otter]

.lart Jan

[cedar spade]

on the other hand I don't want to ping thousands of people

[limber knot]

replaces Jan's KY with elmer's clear wood glue.

!rquote

10 days, 4 hours, 10 minutes, 38 seconds ago, DiscordBot said: "<D​EN​Y ​EV​ER​YT​HI​NG​> or"

[finite wave]

KY?

[zealous wedge]

it's be worth it md

[void void]

Kentucky

[uncut moss]

.help

[limber knot]

oh wait we have !taco

[uncut moss]

gei

[magic river]

petroleum jelly

[waxen panther]

md

[limber knot]

!taco yum

[static tartan]

!help

[limber knot]

chew gives yum a mild taco filled with tofu with tomatoes, salsa, and ghost chili!

[waxen panther]

you're not pinging anyone

the bot is

[static tartan]

nice non-brain

[cedar spade]

!kill @\everyone

[limber knot]

DiscordBot throws @\everyone to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreds.

[zealous wedge]

!taco paper fans

[limber knot]

DiscordBot gives paper fans a spicy taco filled with chicken with avocado, salsa, and raspberries!

[cedar spade]

!kill @!everyone

[limber knot]

DiscordBot goes bowling with @!everyone's disembodied head.

[vernal moth]

Won 25 euro, wooo 😂

[limber knot]

ayy gg

[uncut moss]

avocado ruined it

[magic river]

Oh wait, no, KY is probably the water-based stuff

[cedar spade]

rip can't break this

[zealous wedge]

you get infected tho mini

[woven otter]

.kill Md6969696

[magic river]

Otherwise it'll eat plastic and latex

[uncut moss]

also raspberries in a taco what the fuck

[void void]

Simpsons did it

[limber knot]

glares at Md6969696 until they die of boredom.

[waxen panther]

[finite wave]

.lart @​everyone

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

[static tartan]

.kill stupid heads

[cedar spade]

correction: won 25 euro and corona

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

!lart bruh

chew sporks bruh.

i do what

[woven otter]

.fry broccoli

[finite wave]

@​everyone

[vernal moth]

you get infected tho mini
@zealous wedge we didn't have a single corona cause in the region for 2 weeks

[static tartan]

.kill my-owner

[limber knot]

grabs a machine gun and riddles my-owner's body with bullets.

[cedar spade]

so this channel has turned into bot command spamming again

[finite wave]

!kill ​@everyone​

[limber knot]

DiscordBot gags and ties ​at-everyone​ then throws them off a cliff.

[zealous wedge]

halfway between spooning and forking chew

[cedar spade]

time to retreat to the safe space

[limber knot]

ayy im down

[waxen panther]

who tryna fry me

[finite wave]

K im bored i'll be back

[waxen panther]

[static tartan]

!kill #general

[limber knot]

DiscordBot crushes #general with a huge spiked barrel of rocks.

[uncut moss]

rude

[zealous wedge]

DiscordBot gags and ties ​at-everyone​ then throws them off a cliff.
the responses I could make

[static tartan]

got to do wht u got to do

[waxen panther]

go ahead

[cedar spade]

uhhhhh

[waxen panther]

we're waiting z

[cedar spade]

"ouch cliffs are spiky"

[woven otter]

Z bad

[static tartan]

.kill anyone-who-is-a-girl-besides-staff-of-this-server

[woven otter]

Z ded

[limber knot]

snacks on anyone-who-is-a-girl-besides-staff-of-this-server's dismembered body.

[waxen panther]

[limber knot]

!channel replace false

Only half-ops and above may modify the config option replace!

bold words for someone in shutdown radius

[woven otter]

@upper flicker I love you ❤️

[zealous wedge]

@zealous wedge we didn't have a single corona cause in the region for 2 weeks
@vernal moth that's how you get complacent

[static tartan]

.kill duck-who-loves-his-kind

[limber knot]

gets some friends together and shivs duck-who-loves-his-kind a few times.

[cedar spade]

we didn't have a single corona case in our region for 2 weeks, in November

[vernal moth]

🤷

[zealous wedge]

wow diamond what are you, 10

[static tartan]

18

[cedar spade]

doubt

[zealous wedge]

uhuh

[woven otter]

Is Z still alive

[limber knot]

why does my irc bot use 113% cpu and 600 MB of RAM

[vernal moth]

Corona works locally, if we don't have much cases in Germany and in this region specifically, why would I not go out?

[zealous wedge]

your irc bot is a hungry robot

[vernal moth]

And like, we keep distance to other ppl

[zealous wedge]

bc people travel?

[static tartan]

.kill corona

[limber knot]

unleashes the armies of Isengard on corona.

[vernal moth]

I have been meeting with this group of ppl thru the whole thing 🤷

[cedar spade]

meanwhile in the UK

[vernal moth]

Just at home, not outside

[zealous wedge]

and you're the only people in the room at the bingo place?

[static tartan]

.kill coronavirus

[fallen sleet]

.kill CIA

[limber knot]

beheads coronavirus with a chainsaw and uses their head to play soccer.

glares at CIA until they die of boredom.

[vernal moth]

No, but we keep distance to others and we have to wear masks if you leave our table

[cedar spade]

the UK is going to mandate face masks in shops, this friday, 4 months after our lockdown started

[zealous wedge]

so 4 months too late

[static tartan]

the lockdown started when u were born

[cedar spade]

yup

[vernal moth]

See, we have mandated masks in shops for 4 months 😂

[static tartan]

so... yeah...

[waxen panther]

everyone stopped caring in england, all the shops around me are refusing to do the face mask rule

[cedar spade]

I think we're also still only just implementing quarantine measures for flights

[finite wave]

We never really had a policy for using masks here in denmark i think

[cedar spade]

this country is just

[finite wave]

More policies about sanitizer and distance

[waxen panther]

england is full pepega

hate it

[zealous wedge]

we still don't have mandatory masks here, just "strongly encouraged"

[finite wave]

Like stores had to follow strict rules and provide hand sanitizer to customers.

[static tartan]

coronavirus is a big lot of shit.
annoucer: YEP YEP YEP THE WORDS OF THE DAY

[limber knot]

we have mandatory where i am

[zealous wedge]

but Canada's been good about quarantining flights since the beginning

[vernal moth]

See, that's why our lockdown is over, we reacted quickly and strictly and thus are rewarded for it

[cedar spade]

oh it's only encouraged by law, and by shops telling you to leave if they want

[limber knot]

wtf is this bs https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/bWFeoCAw/image.png

[zealous wedge]

eww

[cedar spade]

went to the bank today and several people near me did not use the hand sanitiser before or after using the ATMs

[zealous wedge]

... Hand sanitizer is so easy

[cedar spade]

despite there being two full bottles right next to both machines

just use it

english people I swear

[vernal moth]

Why didn't you yell at them?