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you don't enjoy getting other peoples orders? :P
no
trying to think what sounds good
no
okay
kashike is now an autoresponder bot that says no
no
nein
ja doch
I think I'm gonna eat some pizza for dinner 🍕 😍
petition to ban jan
What
dessert pizza is a thing
What wtf
i don't really get it, but it's a thing
it shouldn't be 
It looks so disgusting when baked
then take it away from stores


is that chocolate pizza
No
that just looks like a badly executed giant chocolate chip cookie
Clams
donair and poutine again
smh
i mean it's not a bad choice
Never heard of either of those
He sad
said again tho
broc go outside
.g poutine site:wikipedia.com

cheese curd nice.
lol that was a bad google
you're a cheese curd
.g poutine site:wikipedia.com -curd
ah yes
(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.com/wiki/Chez_Ashton -- Chez Ashton - Wikipedia: "Chez Ashton is a popular fast food restaurant in Quebec, Canada famous for its poutine. Chez Ashton's origins can be traced to a traveling snack cart..."
HAH
smh
no
im hungry
broc go outside
@zealous wedge
poutine is trash compared to good belgian fries
rip dark
i've never really gotten into poutine
lol
but then i don't vibe w soggy food
poutine actually looks super delicious, I should try it out sometime :O
and bad poutine is bad
I simpy for you too

smh cant accept the facts 

wb darkeye
Yes 

got a new keeb coming soon™️
what board
keychron k8
fucking rookie

I wanted to do my own this time but
I have a lot of things to buy and I don't think all my uni money should go to a kb
kilobyte? I know they are not cheap
yes buying a kilobyte is very expensive
a kiloboard
$1/kb
Lol

.g How much should i pay for 1 kilobyte
(DiscordBot) https://www.neb.com/products/n3232-1-kb-dna-ladder -- 1 kb DNA Ladder | NEB: "The 1 kb Plus DNA Ladder ranges from 100bp - 10kb and and is supplied with a free vial of Gel ... Catalog #, Concentration, Size, List Price, Your..."
The 1 kb Plus DNA Ladder ranges from 100bp - 10kb and and is supplied with a free vial of Gel Loading Dye, Purple (6X), no SDS.

214 usd for that dna ladder
how much do you want it to lift?
there's a 100TB drive if you want one 🙂
Still waiting for my hoodie that I ordered 3 months ago to arrive 
they keep changing the shipping date
hoodie?
jake paul hoodie
get both barty lol
oh hell yes
@twin lagoon I spy a UPS package
stop being poor 

alibaba?
dell sends it using some weird postal service from their china factory to a distribution warehouse in NL
and then UPS does its magic
lol
hoodie from where tho 🤔
what did you order
dell xps 13 2020
a dell
i'll give you my address to ship it to
they have UPS in china?
./tpahere
michael i didnt know you were from china
i'm not from china
oh
that's just UPS pepega tracking
i mean also international post is fucked up rn

like canada post has so many alerts up rn
haven't actually had any issues with deliveries
my UPS packages always arrive on the estimated day
w/ 1 day shipping from wherever I buy shit from
yea well
in general postal services are fine here, only ones i've had some what issues with is DHL but those are fine aswell 90% of the time
tbh shipping seems to have gotten better
CanadaPost delivered 2.1 million packages on 19.05.2020
am in NL
roughly 3x the normal for that time of year
@ chew tsuki
yeah, canada post has had hella volumes
sucky
I might buy a xps 15 when they change it to the new design
uwu
they already have
everyone i guess decided to start shopping more?
oh have they?
.g dell xps 15 9500
(DiscordBot) https://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/cty/pdp/spd/xps-15-9500-laptop -- Dell XPS 15 Laptop | Dell USA: "A 15-inch laptop with an InfinityEdge display and Adobe RGB color. Featuring 10th Gen Intel Core processors, optional 4K display and Dell Mobile..."
.g dell xps 17 9700
(DiscordBot) https://www.dell.com/en-us/work/shop/dell-laptops-and-notebooks/new-xps-17-laptop/spd/xps-17-9700-laptop -- XPS 17 9700 Laptop with Intel 10th Gen CPU & 4K Display |...: "Featuring 10th Gen Intel® Core™ processors, up to NVIDIA® GeForce RTX™ 2060 graphics and a studio-quality display. Features. XPS 17 laptop (2020)..."
17 😳
dells website is absolute trash tho
it's pretty bad
on the dell xps 15 & 17 it is
offering the same laptop twice with a different name but different specs for the same price, cant be any less confusing right

and if you change lang ur entire page gets fucked 
it takes you back to the homescreen and you can start over
@spare venture heard of a lot of issues w/ xps 15 & 17
17 has some weird charging issue
i'm talking about current day models
i have the G3
tbf i work at a repair shop and dells are one of the least problematic ones we get in
parts are usually pretty hassle-free to get too
15 has had a wobbly fucked up trackpad but that's fixed in new stock
13 had issues aswell apparently but not anymore, can only find issues about xps 15
at least you get support unlike lenovo 
my wifi is actually scuffed too
it always dc's when watching yt
and only youtube
well not only youtube but only when using streaming services
maybe your isp wants you to waste less time
yeah i noticed that too, but i think thats just windows
bless the good ol days
factory reset when you get it 
i'm not even going to boot into the preinstalled windows on my xps
but yeah they have a modified windows
did you message chrono tho
idk it was 2 years ago
first thing you gotta do with any prebuilt
😔
wipe the install
how could you not miss irc
wit daddy
MSN was more legendary
i also hate noodles
idk who that is
vertanzil sounds like an antidepressent medication
who's prplz
@twin lagoon shutup dumb
are you in his server?
omg i feel assaulted
vertanzil's?
yea
wtf no
who is vertanzil
wait you used to be
what server
mmm irc is so fun
broccy what server
the forgotten
can i hab discord link back brocc
his next one was called Boxcraft Reborn 
bartyrealms 
pepegarealms
i keep associating barty with bombardygamer
i forgot there's no cloaking on freenode unless you request it lol
gotta go register my group
cutscenes 
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...
ya we use spigot free plugin for that
by mrivanplays
@spare venture now that is what i call a feature
it's ok i haven't seen meteors on another server
and baguettes
you still have a place in my heart
is that done with resource packs?
yes
thats cool
food is here
kash i hate you 
im hungry now
what did you get kash
poutine and donair
no clue what that is
smh
but enjoy
lol
wow that sounds good

that doesnt
restaurants here call it donair
@spare venture https://realmorigins.com/blog by just having blogs for everything
and they're wrong
and marketing custom blocks & features
how much players do you have?
zml helps chew but tells me to go outside when i dont know what poutine is 😠
@worn ember we opened our discord last month
oh its not open yet
we're at 4.4k members now

i love the art
i sit back
relax and enjoy the show
which is what i am about to do but with my eyes closed & in a laid down position because it is 2:34AM
i do the infrastructure / sysadmin stuff
Jmp coming in clutch. I can finally do paginated help menus with MiniMessage integration 

Jmp?
Idk Simp, some dude. I just wanted to give credit where credit is due.
I thought it was an api or something lol
(DiscordBot) https://www.jmp.com/ -- Statistical Software | JMP Software from SAS: "Statistical software for Mac and Windows. Interactive, visual statistical data analysis from SAS."
Statistical software for Mac and Windows. Interactive, visual statistical data analysis from SAS.
First draft. I'm going to completely change the look of it.
But it's possible now.
Making it totally configurable
very hot
And with the way MM works, you can literally make your own json stuff in each message
What I might do is just make the description on hover so it stays the same length 🤔
So you're fine with the lines being off sometimes?
yes
gib code
rainboe
plz no
Lmao. They have to set it to rainbow for it to show like that.
that gave me a seizure
ah the minimessage rainbow feature
i will personally hurt everyone that uses rainbow in text components
that's going to be popular for a little while
it's the automatic json size inflater :p
what's minimessage tho
Just wait until scrolling rainbow
.g adventure-text-minimessage
(DiscordBot) https://github.com/KyoriPowered/adventure-text-minimessage -- KyoriPowered/adventure-text-minimessage: Simple library ......: "Simple library that implements an easy to use textual format to send rich json messages. - KyoriPowered/adventure-text-minimessage."
This is how it is in VP
They can modify everything in that hover
because it's a text format that's part of the adventure library
hot
adventure hella cute
Going to PDM everything and call it a day.
cats are yuck
they always pee on my firewood
you know what burning catpiss smells like?
not good
@crystal otter if people ask for your discord what is your typical response ?

blocked
It's complicated
what is happening
my discord? I dont own discord
i don't have a discord account
@zealous wedge is my alt
If you rainbow everything it will throw an error because the JSON was too big 
So I might have to split each component into their own vs building a single.
who is jay son and why does everyone keep talking about him
oh yeah that'd do it
gay son 
hm might be worth having a TextComponent.split(pattern)? or sth
why does that matter?
ooooh now i get it
there's a max packet size
each packet holds at least one line
How resource intensive is it to create these? Is it worth actually caching it?
yes peppis
not very intensive glare
the most intensive things would be the NBT Components, and ShowItem hoverevent
Oh, I don't use either of those.
Just don't send a shit ton of em, in one message 😂
"most expensive" still not very expensive
it'll crash ya
pls no
whats the risk of death
eternal nothingness
cuz u made it
your... video recommendations? for what site exactly? and why are you on there?
i hope thats a fake dox
oh wait it's a troll account, less than 30 mins old lmao
ye lol
San Fransisco, Peru
hmm
haha
well done
at least in the discord -> irc direction
oh there it goes
that took a while
yep 1 message a second
can it only send 1 message a second to esper?
this isnt esper
err s/esper/spigot/
i think it's hardcoded
i realized lol
since for some reason paper went to the wrong network
ayyy lmao
spegot
!stats
Uptime: 8 days, 5 hours, 50 minutes, 26 seconds
Message Handling: 3ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 6078 (3.466%)
Messages from Discord: 169258 (96.53%)
hm those stats aren't awful
you probably drove up the average by looking at pinned messages
thats not a message from either tho
necessarily
i mean more the message handling times
yeah let's
oh
it's only 3ms
usually it's 5ms
Hello frend
welcome :)
ay sup lax
.log
What's gud
irc
can u like help the guy in #griefprevention robo
worst support irc ever
smh
nah they have to have IRC nitro for that
otherwise no support
irc doesnt have nitro which is why it's superior
you're thinking spigot+
you can have nitro like feature, just give md $$
you get oper
is pure even opr
oper*
maybe
ojoin paper
I've been in the paper irc channel since like the first week it was created lol
154 files changed, 1121 insertions(+), 8186 deletions(-)
196 files changed, 2676 insertions(+), 4498 deletions(-)
xcuz u puremin
wheeee
that's a big boy commit :O
it may b unreadable but it runs better than all the other wildernesstp clones out dare
cuz
it is da one and only
2 rule em all
I had to think a sec about what you were talking about, that is a very delayed response
I don't have an IRC client on my phone and I'm getting pizza right now
Hawaiian pizza?
oh
hi kashike
yum
hi kash welcome
kashike rolling in with >100 buffers
.seen gsand #paper
(Skrillax) gsand was last seen 2 months and 18 days ago saying: Ayy
:(
.seen Chew #paper
wow gsand actually sent a message that recently
(chew) chew was last seen 34 seconds ago saying: hi kash welcome
who is that
some guy
he used to be a paper mod
gsand and vemacs are some paper OGs who have disappeared to the bowls of life
gsand's been around for ages
like if i recognize the name of someone who's no longer with us they've probably been around since the early days
Registered : Oct 21 02:26:57 2015 +0000 (4y 39w 0d ago)
woah
i've forgotten so many people tho
#paper used to be good, then it turned into bytes and demon's personal political channel
Every so often a name pops up that I forgot about since like 2011
Hey
lol
How are you using bots, again?
Generally they've left the community, other times they're still active and I've somehow never come across them 😛
they are don't listen to them
How can I use it?
the bots are going rogue again
smh
rip superspy
that’s what an evil bot would say
Are there any tutorials on how to use IRC?
outdated
why would you want to use that
it's not outdated anymore
Yeah, as fuck
it actually has more chat features than discord
IRC definitely still has use cases lol
more features doesn’t make something less outdated
Only reason I don't use it as much anymore is my lack of a bouncer and no good mobile apps
????
get irc client, /server <ircserveraddress>, /nick <nickname>, /ns register (email) (password), /ns identify (password), /join <channel>, talk
something being old doesnt make it outdated either
there u go, crash course
did you know, discord backend is just irc servers
irc >>> discord, too bad community isn't on there
you missed a step
Wheels are outdated because they've been around longer than Discord
you gotta check the email to verify the register
I wanna troll some people
only sometimes tbh
go somewhere else then
oh im not helping you get on IRC to do that
IRC is not for trolling, IRC has a very specific etiquette
Don't wanna follow it then fuck off, you're not welcome
Damn, what is that specific etiquette?
don't be a dick
Damn you gonna do me like that?
how tf are you going to use irc to troll people
yeah don't troll
irc networks are actually managed
were just here to vibe
if you spam or troll public channels, you will get yeeted the fuck out
not randomly DMing people, not spamming people, not uberpinging people, not randomly whoising or actioning them, not sending random ctcp requests, not joining a fuckload of servers immediately, not idling in channels where you're not meant to
Oh that's another reason I started to use IRC less. Because I have the ol' CGNAT and constantly changing IPs, half the time my IP would be banned from IRC lol
using one line to talk rather than putting every other word on another line
And it's a hassle to go through the process to get it unbanned
etc...
hey discord supports multiple words per line too
it's not an irc-exclusive feature
simp you just gave him a list of stuff to do
People do it, but those people get flamed
I mean if he does that he's just gonna get g-lined
not randomly whoising
Lol, I do that all the time
Won't be a fun troll
if you spam or troll public channels, you will get yeeted the fuck out
I'm an admin in a server and would love to see people's reaction when they see a 'talking bot'.
Obviously, it isn't, and it isn't that believeable but I just wanna see how they would react
simple is dum
IRC deals with bots all the time
see, in irc bots are people too
They won't find that any interesting
wowowow
i think what amar wants is to use the irc to discord bridge
so it looks like he's a bot
even though it's obviously a webhook
in fact if you make a "bot" and identify as "+B" (as you're supposed to (usually)) and then its not operating autonomously (aka you write messages to it like normal) then expect a ban
as bots get extra privileges
Expect a ban from whom?
the network admins
tfw xD isn't +B
I'm the only admin
im talking about the IRC network you plan to troll lol
oh
this is confusing me
IRC bots are bots and should be treated as bots. Let's keep them in small boxes.
this is confusing me
Same here lmao
then why the fuck he ask about IRC
well youd need to setup the bridge
im so done
because I would use IRC to troll that discord server
puts zml in a small box
my point of view is if you want to troll, fuck off
but xD aint a bot
Yes, but webhooks take too much time to send a message lol
wut
ok this is cancer, im going back to something else
irc thing fucking is one lol
I know how to make discord bots, It just isn't as instant as IRC
as far as my knowledge goes at least ^
yeah discord ratelimits suck
Is +B a new thing in the IRC spec?
I don't recall setting it up on Esper back in ~2011

reactions and threading are in the spec
PaperIRC wen kashike
Isn't ircv3 just one of the random IRC servers trying to say that theirs is now the official IRC spec?
no it's a real thing
Welcome to the IRCv3 Working Group. We're a group of IRC client and server software authors working to improve the IRC protocol.
Oh yeah they have a lot of participants, fair
the only thing on that page that affirms it's official is that they say they are "chartered"
but, chartered by whom
i think mirc and irccloud are actively pushing for it, and inspircd is keeping up to date fairly well as well
ircv3 is fairly wide
Eh I'd consider it "official" by the amount of major IRC-related orgs participating
yea just looked at the bottom of the page
The IRCv3 working group contains participants from many organizations involved with IRC software development.
i rescind my argument
https://ircv3.net/software/libraries KICL supports most of them as well :-D
IRCv3 Library Support. This page lists the IRC libraries compatible with and supporting IRCv3 features.
If you utilized all of the ircv3 specs, you could make a discord client on irc as long as your software supports it
all except voice of course
Ngl the need for a bouncer always felt like the biggest downside of IRC
I don't use a bouncer
yeah i don't use a bouncer either
my client stays connected always :p
Fair 😛
that being said i don't handle the connection :p
I mean I'm planning on turning an old computer into a home server so I could probably do that
might have to move paper to my network that's on inspircd 3.6
so we can get those sweet reactions
Clearly you're not used to dealing with Australian internet connections :^)
hugs his 300/300 fibre connection
discord kappa
nor setname
oh setname just changes the real name without reconnecting
actually kinda cool
"Nagluluto ang pizza ko" means "The pizza is cooking me."
as in literally, you are being cooked by the pizza
never
but a lot of beginners get it confused with
Nagluluto ako ng pizza
Which is "I am cooking the pizza"
So they'll head out and be like "Nagluto ang pizza ko" trying to say they cookED a pizza (past tense) but really they'll have said "The pizza cooked me."
and everyone is like um ok
all thanks to google translate
oop
Your stuff got deleted, so
#paper-help ?
just doing some chores https://i.imgur.com/lR7jTdM.png

lets put videos on our platform you cant play 
Linkin Park did not and does not endorse Trump, nor authorize his organization to use any of our music. A cease and desist has been issued.
67124
364019
america happened
what happened here
Trump used his music for something
no shit
damn murica
i love when someone saysa something controversial, you can tell how controversial by the reply count https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/UhXhCcE3/image.png
no! the world revolves around me!
** test**
it's bold in weechat too :p
dunno if that's you or my plugins
yeah i did the bold char
** now it's italics**
no thats still bold
- now it's italics*
you tried
nope
oh they used their song in a trump campaign lul
not on discord lol what happened there
__ test__
heh message order is different on irc vs discord
i only have ** this * this__ and this__***
weechat says bold, bold, and underline
ikr
irc super race at it again i see, cant even get their messages to show up the same smh
still rendering
whaaat the fuvk https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/19ohjyzh/image.png
god i feel so sorry for her child
people are calling linkin park pedophiles because of their logo which is so dumb
political twitter 
ugh trump ppl are wild
oh no how dare you speak on discord
one has scribbles, the other is scribbles, theyre equal confirmed??
b&
ah yes 100%
mars
mors
i mean getting to mars isn't that hard
landing on mars intact is the tricky part
this wasn't a lander tho right?
just type /execute in mars run tp @p ~ ~ ~
not hard
The unmanned spacecraft, named "Hope Probe," successfully launched from Japan's Tanegashima Space Center on Sunday, setting off on a seven-month-long journey to Mars. The probe marks the UAE's first interplanetary mission and is expected to capture a comprehensive image of the red planet's weather dynamics.
launching missile to mars
./rtp mars
you don't need the dot
the UAE has a goal to build a human colony by 2117...
right from the AP article
on where? earth?
mars
force of habbit
The UAE has set a goal to build a human colony on Mars by 2117.
iirc, Elon wants 1 million people by 2080... 1 million is a massive amount tho
he said he wants it to cost ~250,000
do you really want to live under the rule of elon musk?
250 billion dollars
hmm
heck yes
nah, per person. $250k
exactly
oh yeah
i want to be renamed to a random word too
1 million person times 250k
just breed them there?
well yeah, I mean you aren't gonna import 1 million people
for the 1 million millionares who want to get off the planet earth
wouldnt be bad if they left tbh
the whole, procreation outside of earth thing has yet to be addressed. gotta figure that out first
i wanna go for the high risk of death
I assume its been/being studied on the ISS
wa0w so positive
ayy i cant even reproduce so it wouldnt matter to me
chew's just here to be cannon fodder
I'll be a test dummy
im already half
you're test?
ye
gonna get my group registered on freenode
nice
ohh the golden days of rizon irpg
someone: "my server is having a problem" me: "check the console" them: "the what"
omg
I don't need to be consoled, the server problem isn't that bad!
I want your help not your pity!
lol what’s a computer
nil
no messages for 35 minutes where did everyone go
to hell
oh
How is the bot talking like that
the only bot here is u
Is it an irc client to discord?
yes
Oh ok
this bot has very good AI
what is aye eye
Could you sell me why irc is better than discord?
I mean what’s so good about irc
you wont get banned for saying you hate furries
unlike SOME platforms
ez, doesn't use electron, has colors, more ram 4 me, custom clients.
no edits or deletes, no phantom pings, more ping control or none at all
not so fast
we have editing and deleting now in ircv3
Ooo but can I join any discord server with an irc client or
no I don't like edit/delete
you said what u sed u own up to it
well just use a client that doesnt support it
dishit not legally, you'd break their tos
which is another good thing for irc, no terms of service to follow !
gross
Oh but is it easy to do it
ya, decentralized
youd need a bot account
ur serbur, ur rules, not fake dumcord serbur, where u still got dumcord's rules
Could I join let’s say the minecraft discord server with irc
unless they have a bridge, no
not unless they added a bot for it
Oh damn that sucks
no dumcord doesn't do irc protocol you'd have to have something to convert to dumcord api
ur serbur, ur rules, not fake dumcord serbur, where u still got dumcord's rules
why the hell do you talk like that
you used to back in the day when self-botting wasnt a bannable offense
which is what this bridge bot does
discord has ruined this poor man
u haven't been here long
I always talk like that when I'm not involved in srs bsns
Is there guilds in the irc community like ones discord
Yeah same thing
i love how people still call them guilds lmao
How do you guys have bot?
how do people keep calling it a bot
it's clearly a webhook
cuz dumcord dum and dumcordians dum
reject "modern"inity, embrace tradition
🙄
it's not even modern
Because it says bot next to your name idiot
it's just trash
if you don't like it just fuck off lmao
thats why i put it in quotes lol
my client however looks pretty modern
lol
dang turbotailz mad
holy shit why did everyone get so defensive
you spend more time talking about it than anything else from what i see everywhere
luk at dis beauty https://i.imgur.com/DUwMXGY.png
Are the irc server better like more active and etc
Huh that's cool though
Looks pretty good ngl
It says but next to your name though
I mean u could use ripcord it looks exactly like that
Shhhhh
Yeah but the thing is if I switch over idk how the community is there
ya, ur animated profile pics can die
:(
ohh animated pfps are
not that bad tbh
like who cares, i don't even view avatars half the time
ya, I guess ppl with spaces and random chars in their name bugs me more
Chew’s client looks sick
Is it easy to make clients?
Like is there well documented API?
make? depends on how good you are at frontend
well, there's not really an api
given the standard has existed for decades, yea there's a lotto stuff and it's ez
it's basically a websocket
O
libraries and stuff out there to make ur life easier too
there's tons of clients already
and colors
Well personalized client sound very sexy
gotta bring my irc bot on real quick
i should rewrite it in java with mbax's lib
!rainbow multiple colors
multiple colors
see
?
yes, very cool
yes nice flex
"modern" client my arse
!die
You can't kill me because you're not allowed to! Muhaha! I live on!
i prefer it this way, if i wanted multi colour chat i'd go join some kid's minecraft server
the irc folk are trying to make a comeback
@spare venture they can hope and dream but it will never happen
if I wanted animated emojis I'd join any kids community
What do you mean comeback?
oh no chew you're self-botting
hot
oh i see
hi chew
lol
bless u
oh no hes back
do you not host it
!usa united states of america
united states of america
look how beautiful that is
.usa xD can do that stuff u know
(RoboMWM) xD can do that stuff u know
Yeah most of the commands come from cloudbot
had to manually transcribe it to ruby from python
but i did enough until i got bored and stopped










