general

[waxen panther]

wtf pink role

[tired heath]

I know I rearranged a lot classes and interfaces the last hours, to get a better sturcture. But di I really just fix the "fragged by ..." text this night. What a wasted night

Except of that dummy idead to track the explosion, thx therfore again

[potent fossil]

well this Xeon is 9th down on the list for single thread perf Intel Xeon E-2278G

so maybe

the rest are ryzens and the i9-9900k

https://www.cpubenchmark.net/pt9_cpu_list.php

(make sure to sort by thread rating descending, ryzen 9 pro 3900 should be on top)

[wind mauve]

hmm wonder if any hosts offer the 9900ks

like we only have 30 on right now but cpu is pretty high

https://i.imgur.com/g8FfRoQ.png

when we hit 60-70+ cpu sits around 80%

yeah arma wont run well on linux

if at all

yes lol

me too

even the language it's in is shit

Technically the players paid for it

[potent fossil]

i mean, when you buy a server the license is typically in the monthly cost

[wind mauve]

https://community.bistudio.com/wiki/SQF_syntax

It's gross

[potent fossil]

mfw "Status Quo Function"

wtf is Status Quo smh

[wind mauve]

yeah

luckily arma 4 is supposed to run off the Enfusion engine that DayZ is using

yup that's what Enfusion is

loosely based on C# and moved to OOP

[cosmic raft]

fastutil

for primitive collections? yea lol

guava has none

[void void]

There is no advertising channel >: ?

[pulsar wigeon]

holy fuck this guy

[limber knot]

better be advertising Papermc.io

[warm anchor]

Smh

[void void]

what the fuck

[pulsar wigeon]

bandwidth meter?

[void void]

no

data usage overview

[pulsar wigeon]

so yes

[warm anchor]

lol

[pulsar wigeon]

idk why you just said no and then repeated what i said

[void void]

idk why java uses more than my google

but I don't even wanna know im scared to know why it is

[warm anchor]

[void void]

Would anyone wanna guess why it uses more than my google??

"holy shit my client uses the internetz"

.>

well

erm

yeah, i was home hosting a med sized server, say 70 players a day so I wonder how comcast didn't kill me

[pale river]

For COVID Comcast removed data caps until June 30

Maybe that’s why

Makes me wonder how Comcast can remove data caps when everyone needs the internet compared to having them when the internet is more optional

I don’t actually wonder. Datacaps are a scam

[potent fossil]

i used to have a datacap with them and i threatened to leave and i dont anymore

i told them i pay too much every month to be limited on data

and they're like ok

[pale river]

It was unlimited at one point

As in the 300 GB data cap wasn’t enforced

[potent fossil]

Yup. I was unlimited, I know because I downloaded like 3Tb every month :)))

then suddenly, got capped at 300

so i called them and i was like "what the fuck are you doing"

[pale river]

How do you use that much?

[potent fossil]

Do you really need to ask?

[pale river]

Torrenting

[potent fossil]

More usenet, but yes that's the gist

[thorny totem]

netflix, youtube maybe 😛

[pale river]

I can’t check my data cap usage since Comcast disabled that, but it should be between 1-2 terabytes

[merry talon]

wtf how do you get 382G

i have 143 as a pretty heavy user

[potent fossil]

wut

[pale river]

Terabytes are 1000 GB

[potent fossil]

yea i easily download 3tb, i have a full pirating stack m8

sonarr/couchpotato + transmission/sabnzbt + plex

sonarr keeps all my shows up to date for me

so there's always something DLing

[pale river]

I direct download everything since I don’t have a VPN and Comcast cares

[potent fossil]

I got a cease and desist from comcast

didn't desist and never got anything again

they're pussies

[minor badge]

we easily reach some 2TB but thats mostly by streaming x4 and my brother playing a fuckload of rust lol

[merry talon]

man looking at this usage overview

[pale river]

Rust doesn’t consume much

[merry talon]

there's stuff in here that has no right to be using any network traffic

[potent fossil]

such as

[potent fossil]

speaking of that, anyone tried that glasswire shit that LTT constantly recommends

[merry talon]

yeah and then uninstalled it because i have no use for it

[minor badge]

its the main thing he consumes alongside streaming music & netflix constantly

[pale river]

I probably need more storage to use more of my internet. I only have 3 TB total

[minor badge]

either way, suck it, datacapped stinkies :>

[potent fossil]

im not datacapped :>

[pale river]

I’m not until July

[minor badge]

im not ever :)

[potent fossil]

why july?

what changed

[minor badge]

probably pay less than you too lol

[pale river]

COVID is done in July

[potent fossil]

lolwut

[pale river]

So Comcast doesn’t need to give unlimited data

[potent fossil]

im ugly cackling at that rn

[heady spear]

Yes covid is taking a summer break

It’s going to Ibiza for a couple of weeks to relax at the playa

[potent fossil]

smh

[ashen cliff]

Data caps.

[thorny totem]

unlimited caps here where i am with Videotron in Canada x)

[potent fossil]

Anyone gewd with credit?

Now that I'm out of cc debt, I need to repair my credit score. I know the idea of using only up to 25% of a credit limit, but, how long do you keep a balance?

I hear people recommend paying off most, but leaving $3.

I hear others say pay it to $0

What's the deal

(US)

[sharp sentinel]

Out of curiosity, what's the reason for leaving $3?

Like I would assume paying it to $0 would be better as it proves you're able to pay off credit

[potent fossil]

I guess to show high activity?

[sharp sentinel]

(I use my credit card as basically a charge card and pay it off after I collect bank interest on the money I have, but Australia's credit system is very different)

Wouldn't using the card for everything show high activity, and then paying it to $3 show that you're unable to pay off what you spend?

[potent fossil]

pay it off after I collect bank interest on the money I have

can you elaborate? is your interest on your bank so high that this is a good strat in aus?

[sharp sentinel]

I used to get 2.8% interest yeah

[potent fossil]

Wouldn't using the card for everything show high activity, and then paying it to $3 show that you're unable to pay off what you spend?
@sharp sentinel you would think, that's all I keep hearing from people though. I don't know any other justification. I am financially retarded

Trying to learn tbh

[sharp sentinel]

Interest rates have fallen a bit recently due to economic reasons, but it's still like 1.1% - and may as well collect it

[potent fossil]

sorry, discord quote feature pings lol

[sharp sentinel]

All good

[potent fossil]

yea, my saving acc was giving me 1.8 but it's down to 1.05 with corona

normal checking is nowhere near that

like 0.25

maybe

[sharp sentinel]

Yeah, idk what my normal account is - I keep as little money in there as possible though

[potent fossil]

hmm really?

[sharp sentinel]

Only my rent and wherever doesn't accept Amex comes out of there

[potent fossil]

so, if you dont mind, whats a typical month for you financially

im literally so stupid when it comes to money

[sharp sentinel]

So I get paid mid month, so I'll start from there as the time period

So I get paid, and move all but rent for 2 weeks+$500 into my savings

I have an auto task at end of the month that moves another 2 weeks of rent back into main account right after interest is paid out

(Interest happens on the 1st)

On the 1st I also pay off the last month's of credit card stuff, taking it directly from the savings account

I also pay a bit into various investment stuff, like ETFs

ETFs I pay into weekly, to minimise fluctuations in the market affecting me too much

But for any money that I /spend/, I always pay it out right after I get interest on my savings account because it's free money that I may as well collect

[potent fossil]

Damn, that's actually really smart. But does your savings have withdrawal penalties?

[sharp sentinel]

Nah no withdrawal penalties

[potent fossil]

Like you can only do it X times before they say no, wait till next month

Bc mine does, X = 5

[sharp sentinel]

I specifically went with a bank that works with this setup (and has very high interest)

[potent fossil]

Dayum

So when you get paid you keep 2 weeks rent + $500 ($500 just like, in case?) and the rest goes to savings?

[sharp sentinel]

Idk how banks work in the US, this may be infeasible / dumb over there, but for Aus I find it works well

Yeah

[potent fossil]

This is blowing my mind. I would have literally never thought of this shit.

[sharp sentinel]

I don't need to keep much in my normal account as I try to spend money on credit whenever I can. Because if I keep my money longer, I can make money off of it longer

[potent fossil]

Bruh, true. And then you just use CC for everywhere that takes amex? When do you pay it? Right before statement date, or what? And always all the way to $0?

Sorry if these are noob questions.

Lol

[vernal moth]

Haha

What's interest?

[sharp sentinel]

I pay it right after they pay me interest, and I pay out everything that I owe in that statement period

[vernal moth]

I don't get real interest for years

[sharp sentinel]

Eg, if I spent $1000 the last statement period, and $400 since (so that $400 doesn't need to be paid until the next month), I pay $1000

[potent fossil]

wait is a statement period not a whole month?

[vernal moth]

I apperently get 0.01% interest 😂

But I would only pay like 6% dispo

[potent fossil]

i need to look at the terms of my CC

[vernal moth]

So there's that

[sharp sentinel]

It is, but you get ~40 days to pay it

[potent fossil]

oh

[sharp sentinel]

Or maybe it's less, idk

But whatever it is, I don't pay it until the 1st rolls around

[potent fossil]

i need to reread the sheet that explains my accounts interest rates and all that

honestly thanks tho, that idea of keeping everything but the minimal amount in checking is godly

i do the opposite because im a retard

[vernal moth]

Don't you have ppl that help you figure out shit like that?

[sharp sentinel]

My credit card bill is gonna be yikes this month though, as I just moved so gotta pay for movers, new furniture, a new keyboard, and a few other things

[vernal moth]

Like, here we have an NGO that helps you with money and tax shit for basically free

[sharp sentinel]

Wait really?

That's cool

[vernal moth]

I think if they help you make the tax they take a small percentage

Am not toooo sure

The mother of a friends works for them, she does my taxes all the time

Thankfully I don't have to worry about money, more like where I invest it and shit

But with corona, am to scared to look at my investments 😂

[potent fossil]

Don't you have ppl that help you figure out shit like that?

[vernal moth]

I haven't looked since January when it all tanked

[potent fossil]

no, along with the US medical system being shit so is its education system

we don't learn personal finance

[vernal moth]

I lost like 5k in a week

[potent fossil]

:)))

[sharp sentinel]

I know a few people who work at HFT companies who like talking about money stuff a lot

[quasi valley]

what's that organization mini oO
I have my father, but he'll become bugged by me at some point 😂

[potent fossil]

straight out of HS I got 10K into high interest credit card debt

[sharp sentinel]

Yeah I think I'm down 10% on one of my investments atm, but up 20% on another

[vernal moth]

Lohnsteuerhilfeverein Kenny

[potent fossil]

JUST paid it off last week

the last bit

[sharp sentinel]

Funnily enough it's my investment in the US stock exchange that's down and the Aus one that's up 😛

[quasi valley]

huh thanks

[potent fossil]

so now i can get my life together

(hopefully)

but yea thanks Me

[vernal moth]

Kek they migrated my online account and I don't have the new details

Top notch

[sharp sentinel]

all good, sorry I couldn't help with the credit rating question 😛

and oof

[vernal moth]

Work gives me a bunch of shares of this, that's kinda ok again actually

https://www.finanzen.net/fonds/gothaer-global-de0009770156

[sharp sentinel]

I have stock options with where I work atm, I should probably check what those are worth lol

[vernal moth]

This is where most my money is in https://m.onvista.de/fonds/DWS-Investa-Fonds-DE0008474008

Looks kinda ok again too

I forgot the new shit I brought when corona started

[sharp sentinel]

Idk if you have something similar in the US, https://www.spaceshipinvest.com.au/

But this is my best performing ETF-type thing that I invest in

[vernal moth]

Since my company provides financial services, they also provided them at discounts or for free for employees

[sharp sentinel]

I was up 40% before corona

[vernal moth]

So I basically don't pay transactions or months stuff

And I get free, unbiased consulting

Since they don't get provision for employees

Basically, I want something where I just don't need to do anything

Cause money stuff is hella annoying

So I would rather just not deal with it

That's why I buy fonds

Those are managed, don't need much attention, etc

[sharp sentinel]

Yeah, I only touch managed ETFs as I cbf doing more

And doing it yourself is significantly more risky

Better to have people who do this full time to do it for you

[vernal moth]

Best thing, for some of the fonds, the fond managers are sitting next door on our campus, so if they fuck up I shit on their desk 😂

[vernal moth]

Speaking about money

That's definitely more than I ever imagined, lol

Also GitHub sponsors matching is amazing

[heady spear]

Yay

I should stop sponsoring you

[vernal moth]

I mean, do what you want, but this definitely feels nice

Multiple ppl cared enough what I do to go out their way and send money my way

[heady spear]

i only do $5 a month, that's fine, i like u enough for that

but yeah u were lucky with the matching lol

[potent fossil]

i dont bc he threw hangar in the trash and replaced it with ore

[vernal moth]

We both knew I would have never have finished hangar simple

And I mean, I could see myself rewriting parts of ore in a sane language

😂 😂

[mild musk]

hey guys, do you know aproximately the release date of paper mc for the 1.16

[vernal moth]

No

We don't even know the release of spigot

And like, you don't want to run the first builds anyways

[mental meadow]

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[vernal moth]

Mainly because I had my hands on those 😂

[mild musk]

yes but the release date is counted rather in weeks or in months

[potent fossil]

is MC 1.16 out of snapshots?

??

[latent valve]

1.16 will be release june 23

[potent fossil]

then there is no ETA whatsoever

(@ tomtom)

[sharp sentinel]

Wait people actually send money via GH sponsors?

[vestal jasper]

2020

[potent fossil]

cant even begin to begin to tell you until MC itself is out

[vestal jasper]

just say 2020

[potent fossil]

its just dumb to ask now

[sharp sentinel]

Keen for them to accept EngineHub to GH sponsors lol... it’s been like 2 weeks

[potent fossil]

City told me to sign up to GH Sponsors earlier

So I submitted app, went to buy a beer, came back and was approved

[sharp sentinel]

WorldEdit is ready for 1.16

[potent fossil]

[sharp sentinel]

My personal one has been approved for months now

It’s just EH as an org that’s not yet

[potent fossil]

yea he told me orgs are having a hard time

[vernal moth]

Orgs take longer, they also need more Infos, don't they?

My personal took weeks, but I was early adopter

[sharp sentinel]

Yeah decent amount extra info

Like it needs an organisation bank account, or financial institution that’ll accept the money instead

Eg, Open Collective

[vernal moth]

Ah, interesting, I guess tax is different then too?

[sharp sentinel]

Yeah

There was no way I was gonna setup an account and deal with international taxes - so that was the easiest way

[vernal moth]

Yeah

Open collective is cool anyways

[sharp sentinel]

How do y’all advertise your GH sponsors lol

Like when EH gets it I wanna actually have people contributing or else there was no point

[potent fossil]

idk give em a rank in EH disc for sponsoring or smth

that makes them wiz immune

[heady spear]

IS are gonna contribute at least 👀

[potent fossil]

👁️

[heady spear]

I sponsor people just so it shows up on my profile 😛 But discord roles are always appreciated

[vernal moth]

I don't think I have discord roles setup 😂

[heady spear]

do you even have a discord? <.<

[vernal moth]

Yeah

Not that much stuff is happening there anyways

[sharp sentinel]

Is discord links allowed 👀👀👀

[potent fossil]

no

ban him

[olive garden]

you are the mod

[vernal moth]

Ur the mod, you tell me 😂

[olive garden]

lol

[vernal moth]

I mean, he asked for it

Congrats btw, didn't even see you got it

Just saw your application

[sharp sentinel]

Thanks haha - but yeah I’m a very new mod so idk half of the unwritten rules

[heady spear]

IS hosting paper recruiting since 2020

pinging mods is instaban

[sharp sentinel]

I think that’s a wiz-enforced-only rule

[latent valve]

[mental meadow]

[sharp sentinel]

Yeah that’s a dumb af discord feature

[vernal moth]

I don't get why they don't properly implemented quotes

[latent valve]

I hvae alot but they consider nsfw

[vernal moth]

Like, with own notifications, with link to og message, without being able to modify quote, etc

[heady spear]

@latent valve y don't u allow friends requests <.< I wanna invite u to IS so I feel less lonely

I'm trying to take over the world but it's hard

[heady spear]

no 😠

[latent valve]

[quasi valley]

city advertising smh

[heady spear]

I just wanted to give him a Swedish role D:

wat

[quasi valley]

10/10 would play on beta versions again @Viper

[heady spear]

uh So it's a neutral middle ground between han (he) and hon (she), it was artificially created to be gender neutral

it faced backlash from (mostly) right wing trolls that were like "hen is a bird not a gender"

I think it started out mostly in the non-binary/trans crowd but it has been popularised because of it's use in official lingo

[mental meadow]

yes, because pronoun = gender, good job right wing trolls

[heady spear]

schools and governmental agencies will use it

[quasi valley]

alright, thank you!

[heady spear]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hen_(pronoun)

oh there's a wikipedia article lol

[quasi valley]

in germany we don't have those sadly

[heady spear]

I mean I think it's awesome 🤷‍♀️

[potent fossil]

luckily

[heady spear]

It also makes it easy in case you're not sure/it's not relevant what gender someone is

[latent valve]

[heady spear]

latin languages work like that

Sweden has gendered nouns too

Swedish* lol

[mental meadow]

In germany for the classical pronouns you can use "es" but a lot of people also like neo pronouns like "nims" or just "das"

[heady spear]

Swedish words have three genders

maskulinum, femininum and inanimatum

[quasi valley]

"nims"? oO

[neat smelt]

*nimms

or long -> nimm es

[mental meadow]

Nein, nims^^

[heady spear]

germans in groups is big yikes

[neat smelt]

nein, nimms ^^

[quasi valley]

a german group is called a stupid

[neat smelt]

+1

[potent fossil]

ok i tried to google "nims" and all I got is "National Incident Management System"

guess i should put "german" at the end

[quasi valley]

never heard of it lol

[mental meadow]

"Jus hat das gestern gemacht, nims ist gut darin"
It's a neo pronoun

[quasi valley]

I'd just appropriate the swedish hen, k thx bai

[latent valve]

https://media.tenor.com/images/37e0171147d51d6051ebaaa060062442/tenor.gif

[heady spear]

[latent valve]

Hen

[heady spear]

oh right it's midsummer

[mental meadow]

oh ikea has midsummer sale rn

[heady spear]

y'all don't forget to build a giant leaf penis

and dance around it pretending to be frogs

[latent valve]

^^

[mental meadow]

we do that earlier in the year lol

[heady spear]

and you need to sing about a crow that stole a car and crashed it

an important detail is that the crow is owned by a priest

[latent valve]

[mental meadow]

we do that May 1st, not in june

[heady spear]

[heady spear]

May 1st we burn giant piles of woods to scare away evil spirits or something

[mental meadow]

But apparently wikipedia says it's basically the same

[heady spear]

or well, aril 30th

[mental meadow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maypole

[heady spear]

do germans celebrate lucia?

st. lucy

in english

[mental meadow]

No

[heady spear]

it's an italian saint, we celebrate her in december and kids dress up as mini santas and gingerbread cookies (altough that's racist nowadays apparently)

and then a blonde girl (because all italians are blondes ) walk with candles in her hair singing german christmas songs

[mental meadow]

german christmas songs

why

STIIIIIILLLEEEE NAAAAACHT HEEEEIILIIIGEEEE NAAAAACHT

[heady spear]

oh and the guys that aren't gingerbread cookies walk around with cones on their heads

[potent fossil]

bruh

[heady spear]

silent night ye, for some reason it's often sang in german

or swedish

[potent fossil]

for some fucking reason this last christmas i got dragged along to church and this annoying old lady was like

"do yall mind if we sing silent night...in german"

she's the only person in the church who spoke german, so we're like...

ok?

and we did

[mental meadow]

I can almost hear it

"Stille nakt"

americans pronouncing ch is always fun

[void void]

Die stille nackt

[mental meadow]

Ah yes, the silent nude

Watching over us

[potent fossil]

i prefer that religion

[void void]

The silent nude watching you sleep

[quasi valley]

don’t forget die heilige nackt

the Holy Nude

[mental meadow]

nudes are always holy

[void void]

In every religion there's a good guy and a bad guy. So the holy nude is the good guy and the silent nude is the bad guy

[mental meadow]

[void void]

Okay nevermind then

[quasi valley]

no

[mental meadow]

Apparenlty the discord of a friend is now called "Furry Nation"...

[potent fossil]

thought i found earth for a second https://i.imgur.com/7Q01FWh.png

then i noticed the ring

[quasi valley]

go to some Satanic ritual then dum

[heady spear]

pastafarians?

[potent fossil]

it'

it's called pastafarianism

not "spaghetti"

and He's called the Flying Spaghetti Monster

FSM, for short, but not Spaghetti.

get it right or don't say it

asshole

[heady spear]

bigot

[potent fossil]

check in plugin if on last page by hard limit, if so open next page page 1

next book

page 1

[heady spear]

only include the parts based on reality

and it'll fit just fine 👀

[void void]

oohh roasted

[heady spear]

tbf most theists accept that it's not meant to be interpreted literally

[void void]

God got roasted so hard he had to write another bible

[quasi valley]

lol

[heady spear]

don't u know that god actually gave these ancient stone tablets to this random american?

and that he knew the truth

the mormons got it right

[void void]

I thought it was the guy named muhammed

[quasi valley]

all se truph

[potent fossil]

that american thing is mormonism

they're insane

[heady spear]

bigot

also what version of the bible

bigot

:((((

[void void]

I'm actually planning to build a mormon church (with a strip club inside, dont ask why) in minecraft so this discussion fits

[heady spear]

i want an orthodox church with singing men in dresses

to relive childhood trauma

[potent fossil]

define "book parsing"

[potent fossil]

you mean converting a json obj into a book??

ok

[neat smelt]

@twin lagoon why is it not in #adorable-pets ?

[heady spear]

am starviiiiiing these noodles take forever to boil

been marinating tofu for about 950 years and I want to eat it NOW

[twin lagoon]

doesn't fall under the cute cat category

[vestal jasper]

@heady spear

[heady spear]

@vestal jasper y

[vestal jasper]

hi

[twin lagoon]

90% of #adorable-pets is

[heady spear]

k

[vestal jasper]

wow

fuck you city

[heady spear]

im 2 hangry to be nice

[potent fossil]

fuck you city

mfw gh server error

[limber knot]

when did they stop using the unicorn? :/

[potent fossil]

its been a long time

i wanted to work on something too

but ok

oh it's back

inb4 testing in prod 😼

back down

smh

[waxen crest]

c u t e

[potent fossil]

ok idk what they're doing

it's just going up and down

[waxen crest]

s a m e

[potent fossil]

whatever

[waxen crest]

Z z z

[potent fossil]

lol they fucked up the margin

https://i.imgur.com/4QsrdT3.png

my head is breaking the line

or, shit, maybe it's intentional with the changes

[quasi valley]

looks awesome with my theme lol

[potent fossil]

it doesnt seem right

is that sarcasm kenwald television

[quasi valley]

SIR kenwald television

[potent fossil]

oh sorry

[quasi valley]

at least use my full name then smh

[potent fossil]

[quasi valley]

eh looks bork without the theme as well

wait seriously, they don't show the number of repos now either?

do they think less info = better??

[potent fossil]

i dont like this new stuff

wow

i couldn't think of a good feedback kenny

till now

[quasi valley]

you should def write some

[potent fossil]

im putting this as feedback for both "do you think less info = better??"

deadass

[quasi valley]

I already wrote 2, dont want a third 😂

[potent fossil]

and saying i hate them both

[quasi valley]

lol

[olive garden]

what I really disliked is that they don't show the latest commit's message

[potent fossil]

ok, im not going to be a troll

here is my feedback which im sending to both products

"I know you've probably worked hard on these, but I have to say I think you are missing the mark entirely. GitHub is a website that provides us (developers) a great thorough look into our git repositories but it seems that these changes only make it harder to find that information. Less visible information is not helping. Please rethink.

This will be my feedback for both products."

[quasi valley]

yeah one of my feedbacks was about the commit message hidden

[olive garden]

that was my only feedback lol

[quasi valley]

sounds good simple

[olive garden]

"I can't see the latest commit's message. I really dislike that."

[quasi valley]

should prolly include the two examples (commit message, repository count) respectively

[potent fossil]

but they're not showing any of it

package count, repo count, proj count, star count

[potent fossil]

like that tab on profile is just gone, the stars

lol

[olive garden]

preview

[potent fossil]

feature previews

oh they moved those

[quasi valley]

yeah

[potent fossil]

ok eh well

[quasi valley]

but commit message in repo, repo count, proj count still stands

so name them :p

[potent fossil]

i would've but already sent

[quasi valley]

ah

[potent fossil]

not gonna spam em

not while they're working on whatever is crashing the site lmao

[heady spear]

bitbucket feels so awkward to use

[twin lagoon]

bitbucket is horrible

[heady spear]

use tokens u nutjob

[twin lagoon]

i still prefer gitlab to github sometimes

it's not dumb

you're always supposed to use tokens

passwords won't work w/ 2fa

hence you need a personal access token

bitbucket is just hoooorrible

i like atlassian

they usually do good UX

but bitbucket is just wrong

[heady spear]

i've been using bitbucket for over 2 years and I still can't navigate the fucking site

[potent fossil]

hey, so, i have a repo (the paper site) that i forked from paper a long time ago and now out of sync

i recloned and updated my master w/ upstream, but how do i now sync my topic branch with my local master

[twin lagoon]

u don't

[potent fossil]

plz

[heady spear]

sucks 2 suck

[latent valve]

[potent fossil]

can you actually not tho

or u just not telling me

[twin lagoon]

idk

not a git expert

[potent fossil]

ok thx

[naive quest]

What plugin do you recommend for hub to add server menu?

[potent fossil]

its just git merge master while on topic branch fwiw @twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

[naive quest]

ok and can you recommend any plugin for teleporting to hub from other servers?

[potent fossil]

we doing the recommendations thing again

[naive quest]

i tried to make alias command by mycommand but it wasn't work

really?

but it isn't on bungee

will it work?

[potent fossil]

you have multiple servers and not running bungee? what are you running then...

[twin lagoon]

uh oh

[naive quest]

no, i mean that i'm not installing it on bungee

[potent fossil]

why?...

[twin lagoon]

it doesn't need to

had

[potent fossil]

i think you get some sick features if you put it on bungee tho

[twin lagoon]

they had a stupid server pinging system

[potent fossil]

so if you're running bungee

why not?

[naive quest]

oh ok, i need to install it on spigot servers

[twin lagoon]

"6.0
New server pinging system that works internally! No more need for port forwarding and complex firewall rules. You can still switch back to minetools if you want, reset config.yml to get the option."

the complex firewall rules & port forwarding says enough

[naive quest]

ok, thanks for help

[cosmic raft]

https://github.com/hrznstudio/expanse

Interesting

[potent fossil]

Oh yea, did you just see that?

People were talking about it like...Oct 2019? idk... I thought it was cool then too

Never starred tho

Am gonna do eet now :D

[cosmic raft]

Someone elselinked it somewhere else

[potent fossil]

oo

[twin lagoon]

there's a new sharding system

[potent fossil]

wat

[twin lagoon]

can't find it

there was a more recent plugin doing things

[potent fossil]

o

oh, jesus wtf

that expanse thing depends on spatialos which becomes your server host

you use that, you lose the ability to choose your host

awesome

wowza

[merry talon]

...wat

you know what that means?

the software's shit

if you have an actual climate-changing innovation, you don't do shit like that

[potent fossil]

yeah

i agree

my awesome and wowza were sarcastic

that might be why it hasn't been updated in 17 mo

they abandoned it

perhaps

oh maybe not...updated may 3

idk

[peak dirge]

The "May 3" activity was this: https://github.com/hrznstudio/expanse/pull/36

...so probably nothing exciting

[potent fossil]

oh

anyone happen to know the answer to this btw https://xenforo.com/community/threads/can-i-download-older-versions.181846/

[twin lagoon]

strong profile picture

[potent fossil]

yeah that's really old

[twin lagoon]

you should be able to get the latest xf 1

let me ask sec

ok nvm no one i know is online

[potent fossil]

also, can i only download so long as i have support remaining?

[twin lagoon]

actually no that's a lie sec

[potent fossil]

what are you talking about

[merry talon]

man you shouldn't need to buy a license to do that

[twin lagoon]

asked someone about it, he'll check in a few

[peak dirge]

I have an XenForo license, somehow

[twin lagoon]

but iirc it should be possible

[potent fossil]

he replied already

thanks :p

[twin lagoon]

[peak dirge]

It's possible

[potent fossil]

Nice thanks

Can you only download while support is active?

Or does support just = forum

bc im not hosting a community, not generating income. lol, just need it to dev stuff

[peak dirge]

You can still download even if your support period has lapsed, you only get the versions released up to the point your license expires.

[potent fossil]

ah

works for me

mfw resource manager is $65

[peak dirge]

xenforo is a meme anyway

[potent fossil]

i just need it to work on the spigot api thing

[green turret]

Who was the big bidet fan in here? Was that you @potent fossil?

[potent fossil]

yes

[green turret]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/freakerusa/narsehole-bidet-how-to-win-in-the-bathroom-every-time

Should I back this?

[potent fossil]

these guys are literally Shit Hipsters

i love it

you know what

these guys are weird but

[twin lagoon]

https://livestreamfails.com/post/85010 lol

[green turret]

I have two concerns: 1) pressure, 2) addiction. If the pressure isn't high enough, I fear that it won't actually do anything except make my butt wet and wiping will be even harder. I also worry that I will be incapable of taking a dump anywhere but at home after using it for a bit.

[potent fossil]

i respect the mission to clean america's asses

the pressure will come from your water line, so whatever pressure you have it set to is what you will get

there is a slider to choose your "comfortable pressure"

and addiction? well

yes

enjoy

[void void]

um

[potent fossil]

also no, it doesn't make it hard to wipe, all you do is pat dry with a single sheet

[void void]

wtf

[potent fossil]

this is normal human shit Nirvana, it's ok buddy

[void void]

um

[potent fossil]

go be awkward somewhere else, we're having a conversation about poop

[void void]

alright

[green turret]

My current approach is wet wipes, but they're a bit no-no.

Very no-no, actually.

But better than dry wiping.

[potent fossil]

Believe me, a bidet will change your life but it doesn't necessarily have to be that one

There are ones that easy to install on amazon

[quasi valley]

please leave those cursed words out of here wtf

dry wiping

[potent fossil]

They do have good marketing though

[void void]

i just use toilet paper

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[green turret]

Stop that

Use water

@potent fossil can you recommend any of the attachables? Are they cheaper than the Narsehole? I like Narsehole because I know it ships to Denmark.

[potent fossil]

Idk, how much is Narsehole

[green turret]

70+14 bucks

[potent fossil]

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-185-Elite/dp/B00P2XZIP2/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=bidet&qid=1592564881&sr=8-6

idk shipping

that's the one i have

works great

[green turret]

(and probably +25% VAT if it gets caught in customs)

Oh neato

[potent fossil]

oh it's on sale for me, idk about you

[green turret]

Yeah, but damn, $63 for shipping to Denmark wtf

[potent fossil]

yikes

well if narsehole ends up being cheaper, go for it

they all work the same. it's literally just plastic with a nozzle in it

the pressure comes from your own water line

you disconnect toilet, put water line into that, and connect toilet to other side of it

and it just acts as passthru

[green turret]

I have 4 hours to decide. I think I'm now closer to "yes" than "no". Thanks! 😄

[potent fossil]

yeah np

[twin lagoon]

viper just stick to a goddamn platform

[potent fossil]

wait till he finds out he can host his own

go use Keybase Git

[quasi valley]

🤡

[native briar]

Ragnar Are conturi fake cu default classic i am facut ticket la discord si zice ca imi inchide contu ca imi afla nr de tel etc adresa Am generat pe serveru lui 2 conturi de fn care nu aveau nimic Ca are parteneriat platit cu discord
Eu nu am dat scammuri el da
Am generat pe serveru lui 2 conturi de fn care nu aveau nimic

[potent fossil]

english

[void void]

alright google translates rubbish for romanian i guess

[potent fossil]

oooooooookay

It does sometimes

i have to correct it all the time

bene se il buco del naso finisce per essere più economico, provalo
funzionano tutti allo stesso modo. è letteralmente solo plastica con un ugello
la pressione viene dalla tua linea di galleggiamento
si scollega la toilette, si inserisce la linea di galleggiamento e si collega la toilette all'altro lato

literally: https://discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/555469074080202765/723494704213393422

[cedar spade]

???

[quasi valley]

let me just say, the english->german translation of that is actually accurate

[cedar spade]

well it gave me "something" as a result instead of "correct"

[twin lagoon]

viper you're the spaghet here

[void void]

in my experience, google translates polish is rubbish

[twin lagoon]

also

deepl > google

[void void]

true

[twin lagoon]

https://www.deepl.com/en/translator

[void void]

so's italian

[quasi valley]

yeah deepl is absolutely poggers

[cedar spade]

Google Translate English to English works okay I guess

[quasi valley]

0/10 it doesn't have old english

uhm

okay viper

it's okay

we can help you

[cedar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/145883334508019712/722531084935495722/unknown.png

[void void]

i remember when google translate had this thing french to english i am a flat earther meaning i am an idiot

[quasi valley]

md, I will eat you

[cedar spade]

um

no thanks

[potent fossil]

[quasi valley]

[cedar spade]

who would win in a fight, kazheek or kneny

[quasi valley]

kazheek has the power of stars

[void void]

wait why don't i have kneny anymore

[quasi valley]

and also doesn't disolve into the background

[void void]

found it

[cedar spade]

kazheek dissolves more into the background than kneny

[quasi valley]

kazheek has the light purple/pinkish outline on the left and right under the arm

[twin lagoon]

c a s h i c c

[quasi valley]

kneny is literally just white over a slightly different white 😂

same for the actual avatar, cuz of the little size

[cedar spade]

yeah but the actually colour of kazheek's torso is closer to the background than kneny

should've worn a different colour shirt smh

honestly most of the time I spent drawing kneny was just figuring out what colour to do anything

[quasi valley]

Ngl my ear looks scary

Just a wobble of brown paint

[golden gust]

tbf, if I saw you in an alley, I'd just walk around the block

[void void]

haha

[quasi valley]

Ur just a hater cat

[golden gust]

well

Maybe if u were the rite way up u upsidedown fuq

[quasi valley]

And upsidedownist as well smfh >:(

[golden gust]

and, as for your ski... wait...

[cosmic raft]

you summoned me?

where is the cake

[plucky pendant]

i think u can put viaversion on bungee to support snapshots
I mean so you can join on snapshots too

[cosmic raft]

@quasi valley @cedar spade @twin lagoon I demand cake for being summoned

[plucky pendant]

Oh, I found it

https://github.com/Xernium/Waterfall

[mental meadow]

🍰

[twin lagoon]

🍰

[cosmic raft]

excuse you

[quasi valley]

pancake is the best cake @cosmic raft ! 🥞

[cosmic raft]

I said cake, not a slice of cake

[twin lagoon]

u already got cat pictures in #adorable-pets

that's enough

[cosmic raft]

thank you

[mental meadow]

cat cake

[cosmic raft]

[mental meadow]

[cedar spade]

is my amazing rendering of your avatar not enough

[quasi valley]

I can vote for that as well; no

[waxen panther]

wtf

so many furries

everywhere

[cedar spade]

alright fine here's a pre-sliced ready-to-serve cake 🍰 🍰 🍰 🍰 🍰 🍰 🍰

[worn ember]

If they identify as animals that means we can hunt them right?

[waxen panther]

no

[cedar spade]

0/10 not enough representation for the fruit and veg gang

[worn ember]

[waxen panther]

No thank you

I must cull them

[cedar spade]

[tribal flicker]

So random but can anoyone think of a simple way to make magma blocks do more damage

[cedar spade]

I can

[tribal flicker]

Share your better

[cedar spade]

I can the best

[tribal flicker]

Share the best <.>

[quasi valley]

I can bestest

[tribal flicker]

bruh

[cedar spade]

I'll can your bestest

[worn ember]

if block == magma setHealth 0

[cedar spade]

expected ( got block

[tribal flicker]

oke lemme explain what im trying to do yes

[worn ember]

😢

[tribal flicker]

this an arena yes

[worn ember]

its skript

[cedar spade]

out

banned

[void void]

make if touching magma then kill

[cedar spade]

no skript

java only

[tribal flicker]

a boss spawns here

when the boss goes to low HP it turns the arena into lava

[worn ember]

oh you mean lava

[void void]

[cedar spade]

[tribal flicker]

nonono wait wait

wait wait

okay, so the idea was that people cant camp in corners and stuff because they would get damaged

but if the boss goes in lava it goes really slow and stays there

[worn ember]

so you want lava to instantly kill?

[tribal flicker]

noo i need to find an alternative to lava

because the boss can get stuck in lava

[worn ember]

ah, i see

[void void]

make the boss not be able to get stuck in lava

[cedar spade]

maybe check if they got damaged by magma and set them on fire as well?

[worn ember]

well you can get the player, check the blocks under them (using a scheduler not the onmove event) and check the material to see if it matches the material you want

[cedar spade]

or that

[waxen panther]

[worn ember]

then you can set their health x lower than their current health

or just set them on fire etc

[tribal flicker]

bruh i cant code but i think my brain just like figured something out

i appreciate all ur responses x

[waxen panther]

x

[worn ember]

[tribal flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/thankyou-aliceinwonderland-gif-9790628

[worn ember]

i like how we all instantly assume its a programming question

[tribal flicker]

LOL

actual paper nerds i cant make a computer say hello to me

the most coding ive ever done is making skills for mythicmobs and thats far from coding

[worn ember]

ur missing out

[golden gust]

step 1)

learn skript

[waxen panther]

[golden gust]

runs

[void void]

wait that wasn't a programming question

[waxen panther]

no

😠

[void void]

i didn't see that coming

[tribal flicker]

man this is quite interesting theres a huge community in spigot and paper and what not and it never gets talked about

ya feel me?

[golden gust]

I'm just here to set the world on fire

[void void]

*cat

[waxen panther]

malware

onEnable, op TheViperShow

[worn ember]

I'm the only important individual in these communities

[void void]

wrong

[golden gust]

and you are?

[worn ember]

i'm you, but better

[golden gust]

I mean

[tribal flicker]

i can understand what that does

[void void]

gurd

[tribal flicker]

but i dont like know how to code u get me

i can hear but i cant speak

yeard

[waxen panther]

ya man like when i code i just speak to the pc and it codes for me

[void void]

whats a server

[worn ember]

uppercase class names

smh

[tribal flicker]

did u just make that lol

no haha thats probs all ill need

im going to try something else first

[waxen panther]

he's posting it on spigot for 15 euro now

[void void]

gotta milk the cow

[tribal flicker]

gonna make it so if the boss is in lava for more than 5 seconds it teleports it into the middle where theres no lava

[void void]

if it takes 10 secs to make the milk thats even better

[waxen panther]

10 seconds of milking isn't a lot of milk

[void void]

its a joke

[waxen panther]

no way

[void void]

as in viper milking the plugin cow

smh

[tribal flicker]

WAIT

viper man can u add a quick reload command

[worn ember]

lol

[tribal flicker]

my server takes 10 years to boot

[void void]

add a /op option that any player can use

[tribal flicker]

blyat

[void void]

👍

[worn ember]

i do

[tribal flicker]

was that sarcastic

[haughty bear]

can you also add a fortnite option so if you want you can play fortnite instead

[tribal flicker]

IS THIS SARCASTIC

[waxen panther]

all my plugins give me op on start just in case i have to test the server

[worn ember]

is this LOSS?

[tribal flicker]

yes a like /magmacube reload

or something

also thanks a lot xxx

im still testing it with a different way of going around this problem but this might be useful too

if it doesnt take u that long to make

which it doesnt look like it did some computer science big brains

[waxen dust]

hi, do we have any piece of information about when spigot or paper 1.16 will be available? could you tell me please? ^^

[waxen panther]

no

[tribal flicker]

bruh

bruh

[waxen panther]

[waxen dust]

:(

np

[tribal flicker]

omg thats beautiful

fucking vibe check

[waxen panther]

I don't have a time machine yet sorry bro

[haughty bear]

.e

[waxen panther]

for?

i need answers mikro

reply

@void void

[void void]

wdym for

[waxen panther]

future name of what

[void void]

first pic

smh my head

[waxen panther]

what pic wtf

[void void]

mfw succolai is blindolai

adoptopenjdk -> adoptium

[waxen panther]

oh

dumb name

[twin lagoon]

adoptium

wtf

[void void]

indeed lol

[wide chasm]

Was there anything wrong with AdoptOpenJDK?

[twin lagoon]

oh it's not even Adoptium

it's Eclipse Adoptium

congratulations

[void void]

like we say in estonia, "good child has multiple names" or whatever how you trasnslate it properly

Eclipse Adoption OpenJ9

Eclipse Adoption HotSpot

[twin lagoon]

eh all in all

i don't mind it too much

[void void]

wonderful, isn't it

[twin lagoon]

eclipse is fine

[void void]

[wide chasm]

I don't mind that they're joining them, but that name

[twin lagoon]

yeaaaaaah

but it could be worse

[wide chasm]

Could've been TakeOurJDKFuckers

[void void]

could be joining with oracle and making adoptopenjdk paid

[tribal flicker]

You can put it here i dont mind

thanks man

ayynice

Okay ill check it out now

[haughty bear]

&8 and &6 why

[finite wave]

1.16 when? 😏

[haughty bear]

.et

[finite wave]

Aliens!

[tribal flicker]

thanks a lot vipermannn this is good

[worn ember]

sucks your own dick more lol

[void void]

wow

biggest retard calls others retarded

[gleaming rivet]

Does anyone else use their own compiled java to run their server with?

[pulsar wigeon]

you mean jvm?

i exclusively do all my dev work with PvPJVM from mcmarket, it has the latest and greatest optimizations for 1.8 pvp and cannons 😎

only cost me $5000 too. great compile times runs

[wide chasm]

Very async, much wow

[waxen panther]

bro just compile java with hardware optimisations, instant 2x more tps

[wide chasm]

tps = tps * 2 thank me later

Haskell for plugin dev. smh

[potent fossil]

gonna try and play MS flight sim on linux

lets see how this goes

dont tell me what to do

[quasi valley]

time to purposefully crash it into the ground

[potent fossil]

nah im gonna crash into viper's house

[quasi valley]

sounds reasonable

[worn ember]

that makes u a furry

[granite thunder]

ah linux gaming, wanted to do it, but couldnt quite get there

[potent fossil]

thats a bust

doesnt work :P

[potent fossil]

ok maybe it is just one screen that's b0rked

[granite thunder]

i feel so bad for the devs - so many people asking when 1.16 paper will be released (me being one of them💩 )

f

[ancient wedge]

maybe making a github project that is empty for now is at least a way to signal that there is nothing yet

[potent fossil]

there is nothing, period

1.16 isn't even out from mojang

how would paper be out before mojang

if you ask at this point, you're dumb

[ancient wedge]

that is not what i mean.
and the RCs are out, so you could technically start SOME work (again, just hypothetical)

[golden gust]

People can't even be assed to search for "1.16" in the discord

[finite wave]

Why would Paper start work?

[potent fossil]

no we cant

we depend on spigot

spigot's prereleases aren't available

[golden gust]

am pretty sure that they're not going to look towards the github repo or whatever

[granite thunder]

I didnt even releasise there was a search feature in dicord lol

[quasi valley]

[potent fossil]

[quasi valley]

AAAH pömpl