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#general
cunning raft
Just cut ur hair urself
if i didn't have to use meet for work i would shave my own head
void void
not much diff from my normal hair cut, so meh
potent fossil
ok
sweet spindle
gas indeed
void void
I think they have to be secured
potent fossil
i mean
left swift
There are gas cans
potent fossil
^
left swift
Wdym bottles of gas
void void
Yeah those
left swift
Dont use water bottles for gas
potent fossil
lol
void void
Just some sort of container
left swift
Dä
void void
Some gas stations might not allow some containers
potent fossil
are you still convinced that i ended up on the side of the road or something or what are you going on about
cunning raft
pretty sure water bottles for gas are illegal in every state
left swift
Why wouldn't they let you fill up gas cans
left swift
NJ 
upper flicker
are there a lot of people in here from NJ who will lose their mind if I call it a shithole
because uh
void void
Hi
cunning raft
it's a shithole
left swift
potent fossil
it's a shithole
cunning raft
come at me
left swift
Even people from NJ would agree
void void
void void
Thats a big turd
potent fossil
That's what I said
left swift
U wish u could be as cool as jeff goldblum
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void void
Nj
pulsar wigeon
oregon pumps its own gas too
void void
New jersey
left swift
What's wrong with ur website
cunning raft
what's wrong with your final abuse viper
limber knotBOT
:)
potent fossil
upper flicker
custom emote life
quick pasture
Excellent implementation
break;
Cant you exhaust a switch statement
Like with enums if you do all cases default not needed
Even if you exhaust?
Seems odd but mkay
charred hound
void void
damnit osx
was thinking why the fuck the software update won't install
trying to install manually
❯ softwareupdate -i -a
Software Update Tool
Finding available software
Not enough free disk space: a total of 14,91 GB is required.
the what
.g bashtop
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pulsar wigeon
what does that have to do with his current problem
void void
oh my fucking god this is so cringe
i wonder when will it get direct port to electron
..at this point
THEMES
for those who don't know what they're looking at
yes, sure
for /r/unixporn posting, also maybe
for real use case? fuck no
i mean it tells you more than something like gnome system monitor
do you really need to monitor your disk usage constantly?
twin lagoon
it's a gimmick
quick pasture
If youre hosting at ovh, definitily monitor your disks
twin lagoon
wat
quick pasture
As they dont give a crap
cunning raft
twin lagoon
never had any issues with that
void void
like peeking at df -h idk 2-3 times a day is okay?
quick pasture
Report disk failures early lol
void void
correct
Report disk failures early lol
bashtop doesn't even do that???
it's a fucking toy
left swift
Is this a new Microsoft game
quick pasture
Oh bruh
void void
how it would be non sense
it's already moving towards it
might as well crank the resource usage up even more
left swift
void void
idk, whatever
if that barely useful tool makes you happy with its vibrant colors and providing almost no useful information, then let it be so
just don't recommend that garbage to people
yeah it's just cool and not useful
left swift
Is it like wearing one of those shirts that say "I'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough exp"
potent fossil
ok the other day i was praising mongodb stitch
today i say we burn it to the ground
blazing nebula
the other day
void void
i'll might as well fuckin wash dishes or something at the meantime
blazing nebula
how old is that
quick pasture
Those updates seem to get slower and slower for me lol
Usually done in 15m a few yrs ago and now indeed 40min lol
void void
well nvm it dropped to 2min
void void
your loss
quick pasture
heady spear
ok let's try again
minor badge
i will city
heady spear
can someone give me money
minor badge
xoxo
potent fossil
how much
minor badge
i know i dont fit your requirements but please rent me 🥺
heady spear
there are different price ranges
https://epal.gg this is a real thing and it's wonderful
potent fossil
i am truly disgusted
left swift
Will u be my epal city
heady spear
it's like prostitution but wholesome
quick pasture
Whats your page
heady spear
epal is mostly girls
potent fossil
heady spear
there r some boys on there tho
left swift
Most of those websites are lowkey prostitution shit
olive garden
Experience?
left swift
Ya I was the website
olive garden
Makes sense
waxen panther
egirl is epal lol
waxen panther
they renamed
left swift
Lol
olive garden
Wtf i just opened the page
potent fossil
so yuou fucking pay for what
vernal moth
why the fuck does the appearance metter
potent fossil
them to play a game with y ou
vernal moth
if you only play games ???
potent fossil
vernal moth
in japan you can rent whole families
potent fossil
yeah man, i really want a friend to nerd out with on this game
fallen oracle
But if you buy friends, you don't have money to buy food.
potent fossil
minor badge
@potent fossil wanna watch she-ra w me 😳
potent fossil
excuse me
minor badge
you heard me
potent fossil
what the fuck is she-ra
vernal moth
lol
13 males that play league
oh god
it has voice samples
I have nightmares now
minor badge
@potent fossil so imagine lesbian catgirls
olive garden
Is she ra like the 120 Days of Sodom
minor badge
then imagine several seasons of them
potent fossil
i would rather not
minor badge
its amazing
potent fossil
I have nightmares now
@vernal moth why does it say 'we'?!?!! 🙀
vernal moth
2 on 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
waxen panther
no
potent fossil
yes
waxen panther
im going to pay $100 to play a game of league with a female
twin lagoon
https://www.epal.gg/epal/detail/37176 holy shit what the fuck is that demo
potent fossil
yikes
vernal moth
demo?
twin lagoon
that voice recording
vernal moth
ah
fallen oracle
Yikes.
olive garden
Lol
potent fossil
lol linus apologizing
vernal moth
for?
vernal moth
ps4 bullshit?
cunning raft
yeah
potent fossil
idk am still watching but i guess the gist is that CEO said PS5 storage architecture is miles ahead of anything you can get on PC atm
and linus was like "thats BS"
but he didnt watch the proof
void void
smells like bs to me too lol
cunning raft
it was more he was responding to something that he didn't say
tim sweeny really didn't say anything
void void
unexpected reaction from viper
potent fossil
yeah i know sweeny didnt say anything but linus said quit a bit and went on a rant
so thats what he is apologizing for
void void
i thought viper was one of those who owned nintendo switch and loved to play animal crossing or w.e
cunning raft
yeah
void void
i play
mine-
qwaft
so i didn't miss much
lol
or not at all
shaking my head
potent fossil
IM FUCKIG
void void
i mean nice dick bro
twin lagoon
the fucking egirls section
twin lagoon
is full of egirls of course
void void
wait
twin lagoon
but once you get into the eboys section
well you get partly depressed since there's some actuaal eboys
heady spear
simple is the only egirl for me
twin lagoon
but there's some memes here and there too
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twin lagoon
fiverr is a freelance site
cunning raft
the fuck is going on in this channel
void void
how is fiverr even remotely related to eboys/egirls???
golden gust
void void
wut
twin lagoon
ok that's enough of scrolling through epal.gg
the amount of actual eboys / egirls in there outweighs the number of memes
to the point that i got more depressed by scrolling through that site
void void
🌮
twin lagoon
than getting insulted by offline-mode server owners in #paper-help
quartz peak
There a plugin that speeds up farming/cooking stuff when you go to sleep?
twin lagoon
Mothers are holy
go lost your hell
fuck you barty
tax evader
bet you evade taxes !!!
void void
tax
twin lagoon
go lost your hell
twin lagoon
i still have no clue what the fuck that guy meant by that
void void
i bet something in the lines of taking your mom apart
twin lagoon
that's so hot
void void
wait wat
twin lagoon
wait what
void void
twin lagoon
mikro we're not kinkshaming here
if cat can sell himself on fiverr
then i'm ok with anything
void void
sure
atomic ice
waxen panther
I'd hire cat on fiver to fix my web servers 
twin lagoon
waxen panther
@ moderatorz pls ban
frail parrot
pulsar wigeon
yikes
i don't like racism either but aren't there some rules against doxxing/witch hunting?
half wing
So what was changed on prerelease-2
fallen oracle
Yeah I was wondering if there was going to be some legal issues there.
pulsar wigeon
could fake some screenshot of someone saying something racist and have the whole internet on them
fallen oracle
Universities are having a field day.
pulsar wigeon
that's super yikes
fallen oracle
Yeah, exactly.
vernal moth
So what was changed on prerelease-2
@half wing readded dimensions? 😛
since those were broken in pre1
half wing
Haha oh yeah that
Funny thing is I didn't notice because I didn't build a nether portal yet on my snapshot world
hmmm
void void
ham burger, cheese burger, big mac whopper
fallen oracle
Wiz, I think it's allowed because everything they posted was public on social media in some shape or form. She's just bringing attention to it. Obvious IANAL.
pulsar wigeon
still witchhunting
fallen oracle
Yeah
cunning raft
pretty sure it is
i forgot who but pretty sure some popular did that and got suspended for life
cunning raft
probably "ok" by twitter because they're doxxing a racist
twitter t&s is 
in the first place
they've unsuspended someone for tweets before and then suspended them again because of the same twee
fallen oracle
Weird
drowsy canyon
Guys, can you help me? idk what is this :c
cunning raft
cunning raft
you have a shitty plugin
fallen oracle
So do people have to private their own account or will Twitter automatically do it if someone is getting harassed?
cunning raft
pretty sure twitter doesn't touch that
fallen oracle
Damn. It took that girl 27 seconds to go private after getting called out.
fallen oracle
Who's, Skai?
potent fossil
because twitter is on her side
i mean, witch hunting is retarded and twitter is a breeding ground for rampant mob mentality fueled by ignorance and hate
but like
fallen oracle
That's also fair. Someone said they've had people driving by their house slowly since they got exposed.
fallen oracle
Its always interesting to open a thread and see the university of the exposed student responding saying it's being delt with.
potent fossil
i dont think skai has posted any phone numbers
social media yes
the mob skai is influencing is doing harder doxxing
but skai herself is just signal boosting
slender jay
Making sandwiches at 3am, not one of my proudest moments
fallen oracle
She just said she was done. Wonder if legal reached out.
jagged egret
how can I get certain mobs to spawn in certain regions
fallen oracle
Yup. She called out a bunch of sororities too.
Tri Delt. Not surprised.
Valid
Mhmm
cunning raft
speedrun doxxing that person to twitter suspension any% glitchless
fallen oracle
What
potent fossil
good god
waxen panther
potent fossil
went to hospital may 27th for heart attack
$4812
"oh but we applied a discount"
$1836
jagged egret
is it possible to re-set a chest's loot table form the api
magic igloo
jagged egret
un-colored shulker boxes exist
waxen panther
idk
jagged egret
but you're right, legacy and shulker cannot be combined
add api-version: "1.13" to the plugin.yml file
(it may break things but it also may fix things)
waxen panther
jagged egret
I think in this case it's more likely to fix things
honestly the whole LEGACY_ thing can go die in a hole
that's not what it's for
at all
LEGACY_ is used by spigot to support old plugins that use the old Material enum values by re-mapping them to something
author may have forgotten api-version then
sometimes it's not noticeable in testing
errors?
waxen panther
yeah nah plugins fucked
not sure what you can do for the shulkers
they might've had a different name pre 1.13
waxen panther
i wish intellij had a way to comment out all the lines with errors 
neat smelt
languid quail
vernal moth
Yes
potent fossil
hm indeed there is
but it begs the question, does it come anywhere near react native
jagged egret
@waxen panther is that pork found in the configuration file
waxen panther
I think you pinged the wrong person
jagged egret
yes
yes I did
my bad
@spare venture is that pork found in the configuration file
waxen panther
its ok lmao
jagged egret
'cause that should be PORKCHOP
half wing
Welp exiting a boat makes your hand disappear
neat smelt
or better an exorcist
half wing
It's ok it grows back
violet shore
waxen panther
Make that two exorcists
void void
vagrant niche
@static badge wak up
fallen oracle
@still smelt What's your SpigotMC name?
pulsar wigeon
fendi tony 777 or something
jagged egret
what's the origin of y'all's usernames
potent fossil
uh
i clearly remember it actually
i needed a moniker
so i used a random name generator
:)
pulsar wigeon
and he got "pimple"
potent fossil
yea
pulsar wigeon
thanks random name generator
potent fossil
but actually, that's where simpleauthority came from
it's also apparently some random program
yea, this is not me https://simpleauthority.com/
:D
waxen panther
i was called muslorman on xbox and then i had to go to the shop to buy broccoli in the middle of a destiny raid and then all my friends started calling me broccoli boy for awhile so i made my name BroccoliBoy117 () and then when i moved to pc i changed to broccolai
heady spear
I wanna enlist in the army but the Swedish army is lame
maybe I should become a firefighter
jagged egret
the heck am i so sunburned for
jagged egret
i was only outside for like 20 minutes 😒
heady spear
Honestly the marines seems hella lit
all the swedish army does is to crawl through the woods collecting lingon berries
potent fossil
heady spear
I just wanna feel like I have a purpose
plus having someone scream and spit in my face while telling me what to do sounds nice
potent fossil
i looked forward to crying in church every sunday at basic training
was the highlight of every week
heady spear
I was really close to enrolling in police school here. Dunno whether or not I’m happy I didn’t lol
potent fossil
i mean
heady spear
Sometimes I wish I would have done it
cunning raft
heady spear
I mean I’d prefer being a cop in a country where they’re respected and not feared but
So American of u
potent fossil
i joined the us army right out of high school, like right after graduation i had a few days and i was gone to basic training, and i got there and it was fine but around like week 3 or 4 i started to get really demotivated and just fuck man lmao. anyway, i failed the PT test at the end and they offered to let me recycle (start over) or go home and by that point i was in a whole different state of mind and i went home
and then i gained a lot of weight and im depressed, and my regret for that is immeasurable tbh
i wish i had passed the PT test
the run
2 miles 15:36
i got 15:57 multiple times
like they gave me chances
too many lmao
just unmotivated trash ig
heady spear
I wasn’t allowed to apply to our army because I was anorexic in high school and they thought I was psychologically unfit :))
potent fossil
i scored 2 away from expert in white phase for our rifle qualifications
and i dont remember what i qualled for grenades
but anyway i dont like to talk about that much but its really shameful
heady spear
Man straight out of HS you’re just a kid
You’re not even allowed to drink at that point
potent fossil
i mean i wish i could rewind in the final days at the c company (outprocessing, you literally just fucking sit in an empty room and stare at the wall for TWO WEEKS; it's half punishment for giving up, half because outprocessing is super low priority) and go up to the duty sergeant and ask him if I could be recycled.
It crossed my mind like 4 times but I never did it
lol
smh
vagrant niche
it was only 20 secs simp tf
potent fossil
ik
heady spear
Our legal drinking age is 18 but almost everyone starts drinking at 15
Regulations don’t do shit my
young agate
heady spear
I stopped sprinting after HS and I don’t miss it at all
Only did it because we needed 150h of documented extracurriculars
And sprinting + going to the gym was CAS on easy mode
I also taught Swedish to immigrants at the Red Cross
That was less easy though because fuck Swedish
Forcing kids to do extracurriculars is dumb
We had to write these long ass reflections too. Fuck the IB, such a waste of time
Pretentious ass international business school smh I want my youth back
heady spear
I’m just happy I graduated in 2018 because 80% of IB grades are based on year 2 finals and they were cancelled this year
So now they’re grading based on some random scale they pulled out of their asses
Ok that was my daily IB rant. Thanks for tuning in
Next one is scheduled in 23 hour and 50 minutes
tawdry coyote
ib = international baccalaureate?
heady spear
Yes
tawdry coyote
oof ye fuk that shit, i had friends that did it and seemed like much more work than it was worth.
heady spear
Ironically enough the IB gives you similar symptoms to IBS
Yeah well I studied more during those last two years of high school than I’ve done these two years in uni and I feel like I gained nothing
Kinda lost two years of my life there tbh
tawdry coyote
ye lmao I just did AP and i think, in my uni at least, AP gave more credit for classes
heady spear
Right except we don’t have AP here and AP is a meme in the IB community
Just so happens that there are countries outside of the US and the IB makes it easier to apply to international unis
But then I decided to just stay in Sweden and waste my time in this dumb ass computer engineering programme
I could have skipped the entire first year at uni in the UK had I decided to study chemistry
I was going to do physical chemistry at Glasgow but then I just changed my mind
Tho it made first year of uni here ridiculously easy
tawdry coyote
chemistry in general seems aids to me. idk how anyone lives with sig figs
heady spear
We covered all the math I did the first year of engineering school lol
And all the physics too
tawdry coyote
i never said they don't make sense, i just said i hate them with a passion
what always boggled me was that (in my personal experience) physics education had sig figs, but never actually emphasized it. it was like always optional in physics for me whether you wanted to follow sig figs or not
heady spear
O we have this thing here where if you have a bachelors degree in any subject you get priority acceptance into the army. Is that like a thing anywhere else lol?
potent fossil
if you have a degree here, you usually will become an officer unless you specifically want to enlist, in which case you immediately get promoted 4 ranks
so...i guess?
heady spear
Plus military training can make up most of a masters degree if you want it to
I think so ye
Because they’ve been aggressively advertising to us via our school emails lol
potent fossil
if you wanna enlist here and you have a bachelor degree, you will enter basic training as a specialist, the DS rank would be only 1 or 2 ranks above you
as opposed to 5 or 6 ranks above you for everyone else
they still treat you the same though :)
potent fossil
also fun fact, if you join the army here as a musician you will outrank the DS within your 1st year of service
they promote the quickest
guy i went to basic with is a staff sergeant now :D
you're still enlisted barty wdym
oh you mean officers who are in training?
nope they get treated like everyone else
uniform training
graduation day the authority shifts though :D
"private get the fuck up here"
"congratulations on your graduation, sir* salute
heady spear
But like why would a random unrelated degree matter
potent fossil
they just reward you for it, idk man
heady spear
I’d be getting a bachelors in mathematics, how does that make me better at protecting my country
Dunno who I’d be protecting it from either tbf
Maybe I can scare the Russians off with fractals
potent fossil
i mean
heady spear
Although Russians are way better at math
potent fossil
yea, they'd probably seriously recommend that you go to an intelligence company
still very useful
but they wouldn't stop you from going to infantry if that's what you really want
they wouldn't recommend it though
heady spear
We outsourced all intelligence to Germany :))))
Not even joking
We also outsourced our cyber security
potent fossil
"lagom"
heady spear
Meh maybe I’d have a chance now that I’m not super sick all the fucking time and my body isn’t trying to murder me from the inside
jagged egret
any of y'all used MongoDB before?
potent fossil
yes
heady spear
Ye
jagged egret
what's it like
heady spear
It’s cool
jagged egret
how's it compare to mysql
potent fossil
it doesnt
heady spear
It doesn’t really
potent fossil
completely different paradigm
jagged egret
that's what I've heard
heady spear
Very different paradigms
jagged egret
so what is it
heady spear
Bruh
heady spear
Simple and I are on the same wavelength
cunning raft
mongodb is webscale
jagged egret
could you compare it to storing a json file per player just storing them all in the same place
potent fossil
@spare venture yeah when you go to the recruiter you have to take a skills test, and if you score extremely high (and if you have a degree) they will start looking for intelligence jobs
heady spear
I used mongo for quests and that was cool
cunning raft
i like not knowing if my data is saved!
potent fossil
could you compare it to storing a json file per player just storing them all in the same place
@jagged egret yes
heady spear
I feel like I’m too old to recruit tho
potent fossil
Josh, that's only partially true.
If you run just one mongo, yes, your data is probably fucked.
heady spear
I’m having a 1/5 life crisis
potent fossil
If you run a cluster as intended, it's safe.
You can know your data is written by using a write concern.
That video you're talking about is a meme
Plz
heady spear
They’ll ship me off to a nursing home instead
cunning raft
yes i know simple
lime pebble
pulsar wigeon
dumb server admin doesn't even make sure books work
heady spear
Tf did you expect from chatcontrol tho
pulsar wigeon
next WG update imma just break books on barty's server specifically so he blames chatcontrol again
fallen oracle
😮
heady spear
We r gonna release a better region protection plugin this summer so the world can experience bliss
pulsar wigeon
be my guest
as soon as something can replace WG, i can finally retire from this shit
cunning raft
what do you use chatcontrol for barty
pulsar wigeon
EVERYONE ALWAYS TALKS BIG THO
fallen oracle
Wiz looking to retire 🤔
cunning raft
heady spear
PlotSquared has pretty much made WG obsolete on creative servers, we r just gonna make the region protection shit standalone
And then charge money for it because people just throw money at us
I could package a turd in a jar and sell it and people would hype it up
fallen oracle
He wants PAPI support (which is planned and kinda in the works once 2.18 is done)
heady spear
Bruh the dumb essentials placeholders make me much mad
fallen oracle
Maybe 2.19 can be a standalone revamp of locaization.
heady spear
I wanted to add hyperverse placeholders
fallen oracle
Use PAPI. I already started an expansion for you.
heady spear
But dumdum plugin sux
cunning raft
haha custom placeholders in ess
heady spear
Lol I’ve already finished that
cunning raft
good one
waxen panther
/daddy
fallen oracle
I even gave into the inlined anoatated shit
heady spear
It’s in the base plugin
heady spear
I’m bored of that project tho so I handed it off to andrew
fallen oracle
Brocco, the amount of hate we got for that was unnecessary.
heady spear
People keep giving it 5 star reviews before testing it
waxen panther
that was insane tbh
waxen panther
I remember seeing it, breathing through my nose slightly and moving on
heady spear
I got paid to make a fork to remove the alias 🙂
waxen panther
only saw recently that people got super upset
heady spear
Think I got $50 in total lmao
fallen oracle
Damn christain minecraft servers
heady spear
But that’s my point, people just throw money at us
Like look at FAWE
It gets thousands in donations
Good shit
waxen panther
insert fawe joke
heady spear
Funny thing is, we just came in and stole the entire organization while the dev was busy with school.
fallen oracle
I like to think I'm making money, but in reality, I'm now.
heady spear
O glare PlotSquared will be at 500 downloads this weekend
heady spear
If we can get to 1k I’ll be happy
fallen oracle
The money all goes to my college tuition. I mow yards for spending money.
I'll make a fork of Guilds and sell that
GuildsX
waxen panther
Guilds Pro. Songoda Edition
are they like disney bucks?
you can only spend them on your server?
heady spear
So glare would be perfect :)))
fallen oracle
xXGuildsXx
fallen oracle
That's too much
potent fossil
@heady spear https://sxcu.net/w5MJYM.png
fallen oracle
Might focus on becoming an Overwatch pro tho
Or Minecraft Dungeons
I haven't installed that yet since wiping my pc
My roommate was uh grand master I think it is in OW so this year I'd just hear him yelling anime names at night
cunning raft
u look dumb barty
fallen oracle
He be like "moyra on my ass", "Im already tracer"
fallen oracle
He got some scholarship for the OW team he plays on
cunning raft
players calling out like that are insta-mute
heady spear
Dude getting back to working out after a 3 month break is so demotivating
I’m weaker than a toddler
cunning raft
is your roomate in OWC?
fallen oracle
What's that
cunning raft
contenders
fallen oracle
No
I just started playing OW like 3 days ago
I'm decent at uh
Soldier 76 I think is the name
cunning raft
playing ranked yet?
cunning raft
ah right you need to be 25
fallen oracle
But I also play MCD and got back into League recently.
waxen panther
league 
fallen oracle
Considering Warzone, idk.
I need a break from dev
Want to play video games again
heady spear
I mean I know I’ll be back in shape in like a month or two
fallen oracle
heady spear
But it’s super annoying
waxen panther
im the opposite
heady spear
Feels like I lost 3 years of progress lmao
fallen oracle
Maybe Josh will stoop to a low lifer like me and take me through regular games and get me better
heady spear
Glare how is ur fitness journey working out
cunning raft
i have another alt that i haven't played on
fallen oracle
I'm up like 5 lbs and I know it's going to be ass going back to the gym.
heady spear
I’ve gotten weak and fat
fallen oracle
I just don't have enough room in my house to do a gym setup
cunning raft
i just don't want to smurf games
heady spear
I’ve gained 5kg during the “quarantine”
cunning raft
so i would have to play like a dipshit
heady spear
And I skipped 13 weeks of workouts :/
Which sucks because I had to take a 6 month break last year after my surgery
And I was finally getting back into my routine
And then life threw me a bruh moment
fallen oracle
Yeah I basically outdone all the workouts I did at the begg of year
heady spear
I find it super hard progressing when doing calisthenics
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heady spear
Progressive overload without weights is like ??
Maybe now that I’m fat itd work
I’m 87kg rn which is like 12kg above what I want
So I’ve gained weight and lost muscle
Lmao
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heady spear
182
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heady spear
Oof I like my men taller than me
fallen oracle
Lmao imagine being under 6'0"
heady spear
My passport says 183 tho
potent fossil
lmao imagine being glare
heady spear
What is that in freedom units
potent fossil
.wa 183cm to feet
fallen oracle
.wa 183cm to feet
potent fossil
good job glare
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heady spear
Ah yeah
Ok let’s go with that then
But yeah anywhere above 80 and I look like a whale
fallen oracle
.wa 192cm to feet
limber knotBOT
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heady spear
I gain all my weight on my upper body tho which is so annoying
slim nymph
https://twitter.com/i/status/1268920235706458113 what in the fuck
fallen oracle
Yikes
He shushed a black reporter today. Claimed he needed to focus so he could sign a bill.
potent fossil
jesus christ
cunning raft
jesus christ that guy
heady spear
Apparently
cunning raft
it's sad that there's a good chance he'll win in 2020
heady spear
I mean it sounds slightly better with context...
fallen oracle
Twitter
slim nymph
Even with more context it's not a great day to be murdered
fallen oracle
Seth Rogen responded 
heady spear
Nah but it makes a lot more sense than just the quote alone
fallen oracle
Twitter
cunning raft
because the dnc is dumb asf and won't put bernie in there
potent fossil
does anyone notice he doesn't speak eloquently whatsoever, he just repeats clauses but slightly modifies them. He said "a great day/thing" 5 times and then said a simple statement reaffirming what the constitution already says
cunning raft
@potent fossil yeah, nerdwriter did a good video on his speech patterns
they think a snapchat account makes them instantly get the youth vote
waxen panther
cunning raft
yeah when im 90
potent fossil
fallen oracle
Yikes, so Skai did a goof and exposed the wrong person. That person came out and cleared his name, so, thankfully, he's doing good.
heady spear
Multiple parties leads to a whole other set of problems my dude
potent fossil
That's what happens when mob mentality occurs. :)
heady spear
We have had a political stalemate for the last 8 years because we managed to end up with a minority government
So they can’t do anything at all
cunning raft
multiple parties could lead to even more not getting done
heady spear
No policy changes are possible as the majority opposition votes against everything
fallen oracle
What the fuck. https://twitter.com/JeffShafer/status/1268684973604814857
heady spear
I’d prefer a two party system over this shit
fallen oracle
Yup
heady spear
O but more fun news, apparently the alt right (nazi backed) party is our biggest one now
North European nazi uprising ftw
I’m gonna flee to Russia
fallen oracle
Twitter
cunning raft
hey at least your country doesn't think making healthcare affordable is communism
i mean there's pros and cons to everything
what i don't get about dems too is they attack joe as well, like their only option
heady spear
Ye the pros is we can afford to not die
The con is that our population density keeps increasing
cunning raft
con is taxes
heady spear
Free healthcare should be a human right tbh
fallen oracle
Imagine getting let go from professional soccer because your wife made some stupid post on Instagram.
heady spear
Our tax system favors high income households which is kinda funny, and super rich people barely pay anything at all
fallen oracle
I'd probably be getting out of that marriage fairly soon.
heady spear
I have to pay 55 of my income tho
But, I could afford to get my surgery and my mom and sister can afford not to die from cancer so like I’m not too bothered about that
Sweden is far from perfect tho. Our elders are slowly becoming dirt poor as pensions keep decreasing
Plus pensions are taxed three times. Your employer taxes once, you pay income tax and then you pay taxes on pensions
So more and more elderly people are becoming homeless or getting subpar care
heady spear
This is why people are so heavily against immigration. The argument is that if we can’t even take care of our elders then how can we take care of immigrants? But there’s clearly money to throw around, and this is how our far right grew so fast
If you’re rich enough then you can just avoid paying taxes altogether if you feel like it
There’s always a country with a more attractive tax rate
VAT is fucked up tho. It’s not progressive at all and ends up hitting low income households way harder
15% on a loaf of bread is nothing to a millionaire but makes all the difference from someone who can barely afford to survive
cunning raft
corps paying 0% is primarily other reasons
for smaller companies that don't/can't use carryforward loss deduction and IP loopholes
cunning raft
and there's arguments for those loopholes
heady spear
But like y’all must be good at something
cunning raft
if it were not for them, you prob would not have a lot of modern tech startups
heady spear
Right all things you can’t afford
Unless you want debt
Ok but like, for everyday life
What makes the us worthwhile
cunning raft
we got five guys
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guns
cunning raft
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heady spear
You also have to work your asses off and have subpar workers protection
cunning raft
those are all countries barty
heady spear
And y’all are not unionized so like fuck that
cunning raft
we got the best free speech laws so you hear them a lot more in us
cunning raft
better live in a state with good welfare
heady spear
Europe is nice unless you’re not an ethnic European
If you’re not from Europe you’re basically worthless
I don’t want to give up my 1 month of paid leave every year
If I can keep that then I’m moving
fallen oracle
Question of the hour. Fold or crumple?
cunning raft
galaxy fold
heady spear
I want my 16 months of paid paternity leave too tho
If I decide to poop out a toddler
fallen oracle
Okay but do you clean up your mess by holding or crumpling?
heady spear
also if you don’t fold you’re a savage
Y is no one at the gym it’s 6.20
It’s usually crowded
O it’s our national day
Maybe they’re drunk from yesterday
fallen oracle
Okay I found some entertainment per the conversation yesterday about YouTube. It's called GTARP
heady spear
It’s been over a month since the spigot staff applications opened up
I wanna see the new recruits so I can bully them
cunning raft
either nobody applying or none of them know java
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kek did you two pepegaheads actually apply
heady spear
Yes ofc
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want to see all the trash?
heady spear
That’s how I make my plugins
I decompile plugins and copy paste it with changed code style
Also I’m used to dealing with awful code
I literally own IntellectualSites
Need I say more
I’ve probably seen worse
I marked 1 year CS student assignments
I have night mares from that
Nightmares* also that word is dumb and you stole it from us
Most scientists write awful code
The shit my professors do makes me want to scream
They’re so fucking awful
They shouldn’t be allowed to do anything that isn’t Matlab
Matlab makes people bad at programming I’m telling u
It’s setting you up for failure
We have to use it for all physics courses and it’s awful 😦
Yeah bro, python is soooooo much better once you get used to the libraries
It has great shit for data analysis too
I had to use Matlab for linalg and since then I haven’t touched it
That sounds kinda fun
I’ve made a traffic light in three courses now
It’s nice in digital electronics, once in computer engineering and once in electronics
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I bet you make a mean traffic light
heady spear
I had to take linalg for engineers, I wanted to take the course for math students but it didn’t work with my schedule
We skipped over all proofs D:
Bruh I’m getting my degree in theoretical mathematics and I’d kinda like to know some math
But because I’m in the CS department I have to take engineering courses
Fuck my degree honestly
It’s computer engineering but it’s a mathematical degree and only gives me CS credits
But I have to take all general engineering requirements
And if I want to get my bachelors I have to write my thesis while taking other classes, so I’m going straight for the masters which will be useless
Nah just physics
But mostly intro classes so they’re not even interesting
I also had to take a lab safety course to use the computer lab so idk how they designed this shit
I enjoyed intro to relativity. I completely failed wave mechanics so I don’t qualify for quantum mechanics
So I can’t even take fun physics courses lmao
I’m retaking an engineering course over the summer
I just gave up when it went remote
Because the prof refuses to do online lectures so he just told us to read the book
And I am retaking computer networking as I missed the exam when I was dealing with funeral arrangements for my dad
He told us that you can’t teach via online lectures :)))
They lowered the time limit by 2h for all our exams and increased the pass rate
So 80% failed networking
Basically the exams were designed to be taken in 5h, now we gotta do then in 3
And then they call us on zoom a month later and forced us to justify our answers or we fail and get reported for academic misconduct
So like yay
heady spear
All of our exams are 5h
Doing them in 3 is hell
Bruh same
Well my problem is that I can’t get myself motivated enough to work
I watched my lectures and slept for the rest of the day lol
Yeah there’s something about having to get your ass over to uni
O we get graded after finishing the entire class
And we just have one exam per class, plus some random assignments sprinkled in
Most assignments only get a pass or fail
Ye that’s why it’s 5h
We cover the entire syllabus at once
But we only take 2 courses at any given time
4 classes per semester
So we spend 20h a week on a single class
And they last for half a semester
A bachelors takes 3 years 😛
I barely understand it either
It’s fine
peak dirge
Go
Finally, Ian has proposed that it’s time for the world to have a new object file format and that we could be the ones to create it. All popular object file formats were designed in the 1980’s and software development has changed a lot since then.
peak dirge
I don't want to hear what kinda object file format the Go people will come up with
heady spear
What is it meant to replace
void void
heady spear
Bruh apparently the newest tool against organized crime in Sweden is cops on bikes with automatic firearms
So I’m not going outside wtf
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kek
heady spear
“Södertälje will flourish once the crime is gone” ok but a fat copper on a bike isn’t gonna make that happen
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.g Södertälje
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ancient bolt
Had Ethiopian food for the first time tonight
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didn't know they had food
ancient bolt
The stews were dope af, the other stuff was too spicy for my white self to handle
Definitely will be getting that again
slim nymph
just saw a sad quote. Racism is so American, that when you protest it, people think you are protesting America 😦
void void
left yacht
multimc gang coming up, https://www.titanicfreak.com/imgs/658d07b9c3985bc4ac41e72c3e05d34d.png
cedar spade
which still has a post on their website trash talking Forge even though they recently re-added support for forge
I also use MultiMC
left yacht
yeah that always gets me
cedar spade
Also now calls you out for abusing free software if you try running it in WSL
cosmic raft
?
left yacht
news to me, pardon?
void void
what
cedar spade
left yacht
oh nice
vestal jasper
Lol
void void
bit controversial