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If you follow spigot timelines it’ll be merged in 2025
That’s quick
Not the end of the world
Ahh
so if u understand php go review it
yea i hate it too thats why i didnt wanna do that fucking pr yesterday
but u made me
I should dye my hair when I get home, it needs to be black again
I can’t be emo like this
Aikar, you want to code review 4 classes in a PR?
The PHP community here is pretty small
Mister_Fix has no self respect so he dabbles in PHP
well
here da PR if anyone cares https://github.com/SpigotMC/XenforoResourceManagerAPI/pull/12
Was just about to link it
Pocket mine gives me war flashbacks
But yeah if a php guru wants to go review it, pls do
fucking pocketmine
The faster that gets merged, the faster Cities stats are fixed.
their devs get on my nerves
It makes me appreciate nukkit so much more
i still don't understand why php of all languages for a server software
they're like "ya we dont have mobs yet.......:////" and when someone asks if there is a plan to add mobs they get angry and say "no we are UNPAID! we CANNOT ADD MOBS HOW DARE YOU FUCKING ASK US FOR MOBS"
half implemented piece of shit software
anyway
:))
how is every1
like, it's incomplete i get that, but still, not wanting to add mobs is dum
When is geyser inventory merging with master?????
one of these days
If I knew anything about the bedrock protocol i would contribute
the bedrock protocol is a mess and a half lol
But it makes me a little scared
that and the lack of documentation
Lol
It’s a cool project though, I’ve been following yall for a while
wat is geyser
Ye but this is actually promising
jesus my math prof is fucking butchering this topic
Watch out for the koalas
Simple pls
Lol Leonard got me through calc 2
Him and his biceps :)))
ok but actually i failed the fucc out of my last test
before i knew leonard
and now i know leonard and im gonna get an A
i promise
ima flex on this class
I wish it was that easy for me
it is you just dont have the willpower to watch leonard and leonard only
ur 2 lazy
ur bad
I watch him and Khan Academy.
k
I never considered watching online videos when I took my calc classes.
I was that jerk, who just did all of the work by oneself - never helped the other students...
except he's actually competent
I feel bad now. But oh well
I was in some compsci class
youtube was basically essential, the instructors accent was just horrible and was one of those people who was just hard to listen to and didn't really explain stuff well anyways either
ok but my math prof is legitimately copying prof leonard's lectures
and then just teaches it horribly
@cunning raft , the PR is @potent fossil
The guy had like a 200 page powerpoint because of the step-by-step diagrams he had, but nothing on the presentation or his explaination really clicked much
AND GLARE SMELLS
what do you want glare
He can explain it better if you have questions
lmao
I have beef with baxter
I just wasn't familiar with the codebase
Ima make a diss track
@true canyon I love you too.
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Hi cat
Looook he called me dumb
Matrix go zoom
you leaked the channel 👀
I’m not even in it 😦
Oof
👀
I’m not even in the server 😠
@heady spear Where's the beef?
Z did call me intelligent tho so I win
@heady spear choose A or B
is that moss glare
Yes
Wtf that spelling lmao
Wait no I’m drunk
Rip
Kasshhhhh B obviously
thanks
I got spies everywhere :]
me too
=seen electronicboy
electronicboy was last seen 6h59m59s ago joining #paper
pets Korobi
Someone just connected to my airpods wtf
that was me
Am being stalked
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@potent fossil @fallen oracle looking over that PR briefly the only thing that seems a little sus is changing the constructor for Database as I'm not seeing where it's references were updated. Also databae prefix, but I have no idea how the database is setup or if it was even being used in the code. I just looked at the diff not the full code becuse I'm on mobile atm
I can review the whole thing in more depth tomorrow morning if you want
Gotcha
but sure go ahead
Lol I decided to get some takeaway food from some tiny Vietnamese place - they don’t do delivery and they seemingly have no customers - I’m amazed they’re open
Time to dye this haiiirrrr
Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored.
Being forced out of my apartment gives me an excuse to buy food
Hi me4502
Also Ngl being stuck at home for weeks has made me so unfit - I get out of breath from a 20 minute walk, normally I could do a 4 hour hike fine
forced out?
Had to pick stuff up from a doctor
I feel like I've put on like 10 lbs
I’m somehow still ridiculously skinny despite no exercise for 3 weeks
Yeah I'm falling out of shape too
Yea I'm still skinny.. just feel obese
Round is a shape
^
I’ve no excuse for getting fat during all of this
Yet here we are
Simple have u talked to that doctor yet
I hate being unfit lol - I gotta start jogging on the spot daily or something
Why do my legs hurt from a walk that’s nothing compared to what I used to do
Just do in home calisthenics when waiting for things
Bro I was out of breath when I got to the store yesterday
Seems we are always waiting for something
It was a 5 minute walk
Ever since uni went remote I’ve started withering away
I have no reason to leave my apartment anymore
I could use my treadmill but that's so boring.
U have stairs in ur appartment?
Ye but my neighbours will think I’m a freak if I’m running up our stairs lol
I’ll get a car first
Lol the walk to my car is 90% elevator
Just pretend u have one
It’s like 5 metres from apartment to elevator - 10 metres from elevator to car
That works
Neighbors don't know
so take the stairs
Hi kash
no
Hey Kash can I have oink oink back pls
I'm sorry for making fun of your food prices.
fine
Ty (:
What cartoon is Kash photo from
it's not
i had it custom made
same person made @neon holly avatar too, if I recall correctly
hi mezzy :)
It’s cute :3 fits you
<3
❤️

Lol
i get too much enjoyment out of this
I bet.
back to normal
Yikes.
Ahh, makes sense.
simple tried to dox someone
yea i got banned dumass
so he got banned
Did you appeal yet?
Did they respond?
no :D
😦
They’ll respond in 5 months saying they no longer deal with accounts :)))
At least if that support team is anything like their server team
i had good intentions, ok. i was trying to help them figure out who it was that was stealing pplz accounts coughcatcough
i just did it in a really stupid way
support is pretty quick
Depends if they want to be or not
its been 3 days ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Sometimes they’re super slow and then they just pretend a hyena broke into the office and ate all support staff
Or they make up some random excuse and just close the ticket
Whatever
@fallen oracle what should I eat tonight
that's not on the menu
mcdonalds, wendys, or dominos
Again?
yes.
hi mezzmezz ^^
Heya
How goes it?
Do uh
I ate dinner but I'm still hungry and ugh
Doing good, keeping servers alive lol
Wendyus tonight
Fancy.
that's possibly quite private
"private"
^
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Watch out Demon, he'll strip your roles.
wow ok
I have a staff badge so yup exactly 🤷
can you unban me mezz
No lol
:(
LOL
if he makes it public then yeah cool
At least he shot his shot.
i did
Gotta go. This animal crossing isn’t going to play itself 
see you! thanks for saying hi!
any time
ill go sit in my corner and cry
Imagine not getting your account unbanned
imagine being glare
Because they were all playing animal crossing
god I want to eat so much but like that's so bad for you
i had chick fil a tonight
ugh
was gud
fuck I want chickfila right now
I don't even think that's possible
dont let your dreams be dreams
with the caveat that I'm not leaving my apartment
.yt dreams flatwood mack
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Fleetwood Mac - Dreams from 1977 with lyrics below
LYRICS:
Now here you go again
You say you want your freedom
Well, who am I to keep you down?
It's only right that you should
Play the way you feel it
But listen carefully to the sound
Of your loneliness
Like a h...
close enough
I want chik fil a 🥵
I ordered pizza hut this weekend, do recommend
plex absolutely cannot handle star wars rebels DVD order for whatever reason
something about DVD order breaks when your first episdoe is a multi-episode file
star wars rebels is known to cause issues with plex because of it's weird ordering and release
but I fixed it
@fallen oracle We didn't get panda express but we got.. panda dynasty. Wasn't as good but still pretty solid. I got chicken lo mein and fried rice plus a crab rangoon, and the two others got kong pao chicken and fried rice.. plus a crab rangoon.
It was the lunch deal so it was something + fried rice + crab rangoon
(also plus soup but the soup was gross)
Ooo
Its in there
Hey i have a question
Is it possible to have custom amror textures?
Not ones overriding ones but like variants
@jagged egret might or might not have something to say about that
but he may or may not be sleeping so you'll have to wait
@potent fossil I made waffles
I set up animal crossing on my pc yesterday :>
phatass
:(
Pretty
Hot
And
Thicc
Ass
🥺
do they at least taste nice
Ya
@polar sonnet optifine
did what?
Forced multiple armor textures
does anyone here use 2fa with their ssh
I am wondering if it messes with sftp clients at all
simple: thank you, that VV issue author was truly heartwarming indeed :>
😂
what's mc's grav constant?
out of curiosity
same as earth?
uh interesting, it's different for different objects, nice
what issue
accoridng to people on planet minecraft 18m/s^ 👀
EntityToggleGlideEvent does not work properly in minecraft versions joined via ViaVersion. My server is paper spigot 1.13.2 The code I'm using to test = https://i.imgur.com/lSFVOWJ.png Resu...
oh via not VVVVVVV
wtf 18
apparently for players, it's 32. no wonder jumping off a small hill kills us
lmao
i dont know and dont wanna know
yes im aware
thats why i said
no wonder jumping off a small hill kills us
d0 = 0.08D;
boolean flag = this.getMot().y <= 0.0D;
if (flag && this.hasEffect(MobEffects.SLOW_FALLING)) {
d0 = 0.01D;
this.fallDistance = 0.0F;
}```
EntityLiving

pretty sure the client does its own predictions tho
I'm gonna double it (d0) and see what happens
fyi I don't see anything using the m/s^2
just the blocks/tick^2
to be fair, steve also jumps a meter high into the air
did you test other entities or your client?
true
ok zombies feel faster
i'm gonna set it stupid high and see if there's a blatant difference
If someone figures out how to modify acceleration for players let me know
im so glad i could inspire you all
the client predicts its own movement
give them jump boost and... fast falling?
negative slow falling
to fuck with their feel
yeah modifying that field has pretty much 0 change except zombies are pretty fucked when trying to climb blocks
they pretty much can't
lol
literally watching a zombie jump like 10 times a second trying to go up 1 block
so good to know that basic entity AI is dependent on hard-coded grav constants
very good, mojang
am proud
ye just felt like clarifying
oh well i guess i should include the header for that screenshot to make any sense whatsoever
steve thicc?
Minecraft is as far from how physics actually work as possible
brain explodes
definitely
Wait, you're telling me this is not a physics simulator?!
it's basically
position += velocity
velocity *= 0.98 // or some other arbitrary constant```
disappointed, want a refund.
you're welcome?
you destroyer of childhoods
Let me write a very angry post on r/Minecraft, that'll surely get them to change these hideous mistakes.
"I wanted to tell Dinnerbone that his game is very bad, it does not follow physics, please fix this."
Dunno 🤔
trump stopped who payments? 
:/ worlds just gonna burn
It has been burning for years now
oh so h=(vf²-vi²)/(2a) is wrong for minecraft's world
@still smelt what is h in this case
Thats actually nice
Was posted when I was asleep so not really
wasn't that like a good 24h ago? :D
Yea was a good sleep, lol
Like 2 days
Well lets say I got the email when I was asleep
Thats just like 12 hours ago
The post is actually from yesterday 
maximum height
For thrown object?
for the map I think
anyone got LWC working with WorldGuard? I think I enabled the relevants bits in LWC, but it doesn't do quack lol
LWC 
is there a working alternative to LWC?
Are you using LWC or the 8 year old LWC that people somehow end up with
That super old one breaks everything yeah
are you using lwc, or lwc
Lol
@unreal quarry are you using worldborder or worldborder?
that shits really confusing now
i demand that plugin to be renamed since theres a vanilla worldborder now
idk what you're talking about
hmmm so i have this paid commission i need to work on but i feel like i'm not getting anywhere with it
yes
its been like 3 days and i've only been able to implement 4 custom enchants lmao
cuz i keep having to add events and other shit cuz of how aids 1.8 is
and this dudes wants it done by friday... i'm like, nope
i dont think he has 250euro laying around
why?
fair
man, people have been so kind to me on spigot
whats going on
only good reviews
its my first one
😄
hah
i started getting into plugin development this year again
i used to mod a ton tho
lmao
some time formatting util
wasnt actually that hard to do it myself
just yoinked some code off of SO
its so stupid hosts are still on j8 tho
old fart
oof
how old are you actually?
smh youngsters
man i hate AUX cables
half the time one of my speakers doesnt work cuz of the shitty connection
those are pretty solid
yea
but you see, I work in a school as IT, and you wouldn't believe the things teachers do to cables
Aux are at least easily-ish repairable lol
i have also seen unspeakable things done to VGA
teachers are well capable of bending several pins
because if force doesn't work, try more force lmao
WHY DOES THIS SCHOOL NEVER HAVE DECENT MATERIALLLL continues to twist 7 pins trying to get it plugged in
yea lol
we had this one teacher, luckily he has left the school
who thought the cables work the best when they are fully stretched
so he would use all his might to wrap the cables around his computer
so they wouldn't be loose
what the fuck
the cable destroyer, I call him
and there there was this lovely elderly history teacher, who shoved a USB cable into ethernet and came to us with "why isn't her drive connecting"
hmm so i'm wondering, someone wants delayed teleport added to my plugin, should i just make it execute a teleport command instead? so that essentials can handle the tp delay and canceling?
lol
@worn ember well it depends on what your concern is. Do you want a standalone plugin or do you want to make a lighweight unix philosophy solution and there's the ease of configuration to be considered
I don't know if you can set delay to a specific teleport, or if there's only one global setting for tp delay
do what I did to avoid this and just remake essentials
@void void NIH syndrome in practice lmao
its an rtp plugin
@worn ember not sure what do you mean by rtp but cheers lol
i know the protocol
oh
lol
I used to be big on Terraria servers, only got into MC server hosting recently, so I don't know shit lmao 😅
back in my day i was supa popular
good old days :(( :DD
i got into servers when modpacks became a thing, i made so much money off of that
it all went to shit cuz modpacks are so damn unstable
true that
when attack of the b-team came out the server crashed on release day because there were too many people joining
i had a 32gb server with some pretty decent hardware running it xD
lol
I find that it is completely different to what Terraria used to be. You could ran tshock on a electronic toaster, but the network demands were huge (up to 1MBps/player)
Minecraft seems the complete opposite
I have 200/200 on my server and I don't utilize anything from it lmao
good thing hardware scales better than network then lul
yeah, speaking of scaling
I got a 8gb/Xeon E5-2630 4c8t/256gb SSD running linux
is it normal to dip below 20tps at 10 players?
only a few k blocks from spawn
world generation is a big resource hogger
funny thing is
tps dip is consistently during rain
rain being something my server likes to do lol
might be entities not burning and dying 
that's a sound hypothesis
i'll try disabling mob spawning when the time is right later
and turn on rain lul
theres literally a gamerule for it tho
understandable
I wish for feather to become usable, so I can reimplement all the plugins in Rust :((
it is a great language and environment, I've been involved since 1.0
initial learning curve is a bit steep
but the pay off is well worth it
won some local programming competitions using Rust
consistently smashes competition in performance and security
I'll let you know I'm a Scratch veteran 🙂
I think it is about time we have an operating system made in Scratch
well
Rust does so many things right that every time I start a C++ project I feel like I should switch
i tried playing a simple game in scratch and it already crashed a few times xD
Node 🤢
I want to be ok with C#, Python and Rust as of now
JavaScript I can't handle, probably same with Python
i really hate how messy JS gets
Rust does so many things right that every time I start a C++ project I feel like I should switch
@fallen jungle I used to not even do C++ much, mostly plain C, was a big difference, yea
C++ already gives the developer a crap ton of freedom, but JS? 5x that of C++
for JS concerns, I use either Rust or ReasonML, WASM is a god send
It just doesn't care
Yeah I'm following the development of wasm with great interest
I like how clean C is aside from the awful stl, but I do miss some C++ features when using C so I just mix C and C++
That is not a reason to make it bad??
I like how clean C is aside from the awful stl, but I do miss some C++ features when using C so I just mix C and C++
@fallen jungle the C stl is a testament to minimalism and maximal utilization of resources; of user-friendliness and security - not so much
using C++ as "C with classes" is fine, although a plenty of people would kick your teeth in for doing that
there's a lot of fragmented philosophies in C++, I feel lol
But the STL has some stupid design issues all around
How do you read the contents of a file to a buffer
you use fseek and ftell
but that isn't guaranteed to give the size of the file
So the only "safe" way is to read it byte-by-byte
Now nobody does that obviously
yep, unfortunately lol
... yes?
Oh yeah arrays are one of the silly parts of C
they are pointers with style 😏
well, you can, with malloc
or, if you are a bit more advanced than the common C teacher
alloca() and put your small dynamic arrays on the stack as well
We have VLAs though unfortunately
So this might just compile and work fine
int myInput;
scanf("%d", &myInput);
int array[myInput];```
But since C11, it's optional for compilers to support that
So, if you do that and switch compilers, it might suddenly not work
isn't that just great
also obviously super easy way to overflow the stack
yep
so you need to use a lot of feature guards
which are cancer to look at
one thing that I find fascinating
is that due to the way arrays work in C
wdym zbk
you can index them like this:
#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
int arr[] = { 2,3,4,5 };
printf("%d", 2[arr]);
return 0;
}
isn't it arr[2]
@still smelt both are valid
but either way, that's slow and error-prone
because array is a pointer to the first element
array[i] = *(array + i)
and [] is a fancy syntax for add and dereference
exactly, yea
also, C used to be pretty minimalistic
#include <stdio.h>
main() {
int arr[] = { 2,3,4,5 };
printf("%d", 2[arr]);
}
so you can shrink the program to this with no harm to function
int is the implicit return type and 0 is the implicit return value for main()
uh oh..
enjoy not being able to declare variables wherever you want
yep, tough luck bröther
I teach C in HS
also Rust
probably depends on country and school
cough
gonna assume this isn't in the US?
@void void I'm a czech slav
speaking of "C is fucking weird", here are my old solutions for a quadratic equation solver and a timer
perfectly valid C
first is quadratic, second timer
that's satanic
however
aren't there unicode escape codes?
I mean, unicode is old as balls
not many people realize
sure thing
alrighty
beware that lunch will be done in like 10 minutes, so I'll see what I can do before that, otherwise, I would be back in a few minutes afterwards
You could've used the old function declaration syntax for extra silly code
good point lol
yeas, could be made worse
could have made extern declarations for std functions I used and not included stdio
also old syntax also int to be implicit when using unsigned
so I could've done just unsigned a,b...
A'ight, lemme take a look
unsigned types? We dont speak about that here sirs
if only java had unsigned types

that doesnt matter for crap
you still only have half the range
you cant have 255 in an signed byte
or was it 254? i dont remember lul
pretty sure its 255
yea
so you lose half your range for nothing
guess it doesnt matter in the modern world
if you only have 8MB to work with, it matters a lot
if you have 16GB to work with, not so much
lol
mine only uses 800
if I enter more than fifty chars in the bit where you are reading playerInput, we might have problems, no?
I like your screen clearing function, very neat
I am not sure if it was in C89 already
but scanf can actually allocate memory itself
see if using "%ms" instead of "%s" works
oh yeah, apparently "%ms" might be POSIX, so I dunno
For PLAYER, COMPUTER, PARREGGIO and INVALID and rock/paper/scissors you should probably use enums
but I don't know if you know/are allowed enums already
@BillyGalbreath are you using worldborder or worldborder?
@worn ember nah, I'm using worldborder
oh ok
yea, enums work a bit differently C
for starters, they don't have their own scope
and they can only have numeric values (or chars, which are of course numbers with style)
actually, at this level, the stringly api is probably fine
in C# enums can only have numeric values and it triggers me lol
"And this enum value will be a NULL character"
in C# enums can only have numeric values and it triggers me lol
@worn ember in Rust, enums are tagged unions, so you can store all sorts of data in a variant, heaven mate
yes, lets see if i can store entire objects that way
Well integers are 32 bits, so you can store that much data via an enum value.
32 bits is nothing tho
It's 4 bytes, more than enough for modern day applications /s
lul
final thing, you don't need to seed the randomizer every time, especially in this case, just plop one srand in your main and you will shave of a few cpu clocks lol
"So we'll store the gender of the person in the sign bit"
i remember seeing a video about old video games doing so much bit magic to fit entire games on their limited storage
was cool to see
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very cool video
but in general, well done, this looks pretty clear and sound (with the 50 char input vulnerability) and hopefully, your teacher will see it that way as well
wait what?
wait "wait what" what? 😄
"with the 50 char input vulnerability"
Viper reads any amount of input into a 50 char array
if there's more than 50 chars of input, sad times ensue
but, to be honest, in C89, the solution is non-trivial. You would basically need to read char by char
actually, quick fix that came to my mind
"%50s"
see if that works
iirc, you can actually limit maximum input length this way
I verified the limit with my scientific keyboard massage
should be good

Perfect
wtf
not using a tool to auto-detect copied code
works for me out of the box
(screen)
I'm too easily entertained, I've never been more fascinated by by a 15 fps no sound low quality sound testing news livestream with another 300k viewers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVxoDAfkDWU
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lol
I have termcapinfo xterm*|linux*|rxvt*|Eterm* OP in my /etc/screenrc, no idea if that's default or has anything to do with it but maybe?
JMX MONİTORİNG
It is now possible to monitor the server tick times though JMX.
The rationale for this is that JMX is a well known and supported monitoring technology with existing integrations and tools.
This enables server admins to hook alerts and graphing tools using ordinary JMX clients and dashboards.
ENABLİNG JMX MONİTORİNG
A new flag enable-jmx-monitoring has been added to the server.properties file which if set to true will expose an MBean with the Object name net.minecraft.server:type=Server and two attributes averageTickTime and tickTimes exposing the tick times in milliseconds.
In order for enabling JMX on the Java runtime you also need to add a couple of JVM flags to the startup as documented here.
Snapshot 20w16a.
heh, cool
the fuck is up with those weird i's
"Dotted İi and dotless Iı are separate letters in Turkish and Azerbaijani. "
that music is hella lit file:///C:/Users/Nassim/Desktop/Burger/vitrine/20w15a_20w16a.html#sounds:music_disc.pigstep
oh wow am retarded
hi guys, I have a small server with some friends and I need to find some kind of entity-grouping plugin, like where if you drop an item on the ground multiple times in multiple places it groups it to a clump with like text or whatever, but when I'm searching for it on google I find nothing basically, does anyone know a plugin that does this?
ok why?
well
just press ok and ignore heh
ok that sounds horrible
do you know a decent one I can use?
feck
wow, minecraft chunk loading is even worse now. didn't know that was possible

oh wow am retarded
- KennyTV
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Cracked
we don't support piracy here
IRC never forgets.
@polar sonnet it is not possible to have custom armor variants, that I've yet discovered
@polar sonnet it is possible with OptiFine, however. Check your DMs for a possible solution
will paper still have option to turn on/off zero tick farms in 1.16?
no
🌮
mojang supposedly fixed them
we arent going to patch in some hack to let them keep working
oh okay
assuming that's even doable without breaking something anyway
do devs work on paper build as soon as snapshot releases?
no
spigot has to release first
oh!
spigot does work on snapshot releases, but they're not for public
they only do full releases only, so does paper
oh!
there's already a fabric mod to renable 0 tick farms. It would definetly be possible to add it in as a patch
i doubt anyone wants that
right but it would be stupid to add it in as a patch
wont happen in paper
why re-enable a bug?
Just /give player <0tick-item> 9999 every 1 minute
I didn't want them back, I was just asking
the mojang fix is actually pretty good, they started using the two methods that were already available to differentiate block update and random updates
(why they didn't do that at the start is beyond me but ¯_(ツ)_/¯)
I think I'm going to write a custom music app lol
what's wrong with vlc? xD
what's wrong with rythmbox?
both of those don't support google play music
i'm gonna make one that uses google play music and has an SQL interface 😂
none of them really support google play music
there is one Im aware of and its really just a wrapper around the website
gpm is on the way out anyway, writing a new client for it is almost as bad of an idea as writing a twitter client
lol
i swear i check my paper version one every day or so. im either 0 builds behind or 10
meh it wouldn't be anything elaborate
sounds like their head is broken
uh I doubt that something like that is worth optimizing / that it can be get rid of
wow wrong channel
Wow
yes
since april 1st ye
I'm still surprised that the Spigot guild is that bad. Like, how did they manage to do that?
lol
what do you expect, it's the overlap of a) people who use dumcord, b) kiddies that want to create their first server/plugin and c) people who want to advertise their dumb stuff
runs
and the only reason why the paper discord isn't like the spigot one is just because paper isn't nearly as popular as spigot
runs

Just found out this $4k the gvmt just gave me doesn't have to be paid back \o/
Though, makes me wonder where the hell it came from, tbh

👀
It's a tax credit on next year's return
We're just getting it early
My normal $10k tax return is safe ^_^
This new credit would have made it $14k, but we're getting that portion now
So whoever's pocket this money is coming from, I'd like to thank them
why the fuck do you guys get tax returns? Why don't you just pay the taxes you have to pay?
tips fedora
that seems like it would make a hell of a lot more sense
you have to remember, the US is crazy
I'm surprised the US is still a thing tbh
by how inefficient it runs
For some reason I also get tax returns, even though I didn't do anything weird. Like, I worked and that's it.
Although it wasn't in the thousands, it was just 200 EUR.
its when the government legally steals money from you and then at the end of the year is like "ooops my bad here I'm returning it no hard feelings"
it's the oldest democracy and with that burocracy so of course it would be inefficient.
here you just pay tax on what you buy and income, i htink thats it
There are more sources of taxes, I'm pretty sure.
basically the same in germany too, unless you have a car or property
It is
If you do your taxes right on your income you should even out and not owe or get anything in return. But then you have offers, like property taxes, poor people credits, child credits, etc etc so it gets distorted
they are basically shit at calculating what you have to pay as far as I understand it
For me I pay standard income tax and then I get a reduction, because of... something, so they pay that back at the end of the year. Don't see why you can't just do that immediately, but whatever.
Me, I claim 0 dependents on my checks, so they pull out too much taxes. At the end of the year I get the difference back in a lump sum. Plus I get the poor people credit, and the child credits, and the marriage credits, etc etc. So I get $10k back every year \o/
My tax last year was 0euro
Didn't you do any work?
same, lol
I got money for public transport and that's it 😦
you can work 50 days a year without paying taxes on it
and public transport in a lot of the US is a joke too
utah it's not bad in my experience
public transport is good here
This new credit is weird tho. "Hey, sorry everyone is dieing, here's some money"
Although, surprisingly with all the money that gets added to my paycheck, my net amount of money I earn within a month is larger than the gross amount.
1/5 people in our elder homes have corona
so i think our taxes are about to drop
not to be rude or anything, but people dying in elder homes is good for our economy 
in general, a lot of people dying is good for the economy
I got 317.93 euro last month for 21.5 hours of work and my gross salary hourly is 11.46 euro. So my net salary is larger than gross, which is kinda weird, but okay.
I get 8.33% of my salary for vacation money, 13.41% of my salary in case I get sick (which I barely do) and 8.33% for an additional month plus travel costs of 22.30, so that adds about 70 euro to my paycheck.
Yes
Although fairly certain that's all mandatory here.
Well travel costs isn't.
Software engineer
That's just my base salary.
Like afaik nothing is included in that.
I used to make $200/m
@void void how TF you survive? I make more than that in a day, and I'm poor AF
Although my paycheck is confusing, so maybe something is included in there.
Yes, but this is just part time work aside of my study, so it's not like I've got the best paying job in the world or something.
No, luckily not 🙂
Yeah, that should be good 🙂
The problem with entry level positions, though, is they expect 15 years experience, etc

a lot of majors include an internship requirement for credit
so, there's some experience
and a lot of paid too, so
imagine paying more than 5k
yup so you wont leave school with 0 exp
imagine paying for higher education
What did I just wake up to..?
😎
I mean, everyone can come to germany and study for basically free ;)
isn't that giving back enough?
Their education system is not completely messed up.
they get to flex about killing off the jews
I mean, why would you want to go back to the US? lol
compared to germany? not really
there are industries besides IT?
lol
lol
runs

is that even taxed?
you dont need more pay if you arent in debt in the first place ;)
and when you have affordable health insurance ;D
EA tax
china is the true free nation
and make their ancestors disappointed
nothing wrong with working in another EU country (ideally online) and living in the south like a king ;D

looking at the most expensive city in germany
lmao
by mini, right
try comparing with a city that isn't full of rich people xD
mini dum dum
any that isn't in the south/west of germany xD
yes
Berlin might have a good avarage
my IT security teacher worked for the belgian army lol
"Don't store passwords in plain text"
gets money
on cybercrime
but rent is kinda fucked in any larger german city if you aren't lucky :S
rent is expensive as fuck here too
sql injections
like you have to pay 1000€/mo for 5 rooms/80m² where I live :S





