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fallen oracle
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:(

potent fossil
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it's the circle of life glare

jagged egret
limber knotBOT
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heady spear
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If you follow spigot timelines it’ll be merged in 2025

potent fossil
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the current rate of pr submission to merge on the website api

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is 14 days

heady spear
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That’s quick

fallen oracle
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Not the end of the world

potent fossil
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cuz md doesnt speak php

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so he has to get someone else to review it

fallen oracle
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Ahh

potent fossil
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so if u understand php go review it

fallen oracle
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I understand it, I just hate it.

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Maybe Aikar is in the generous mood 🤔

potent fossil
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yea i hate it too thats why i didnt wanna do that fucking pr yesterday

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but u made me

heady spear
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I should dye my hair when I get home, it needs to be black again

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I can’t be emo like this

fallen oracle
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Aikar, you want to code review 4 classes in a PR?

heady spear
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The PHP community here is pretty small

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Mister_Fix has no self respect so he dabbles in PHP

potent fossil
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well

magic ice
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just ask ppl from pocketmine

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runs

potent fossil
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otherwise itll average 14 days

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so, whatevz

fallen oracle
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Was just about to link it

potent fossil
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itll get merged eventually

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am not trippin

heady spear
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Pocket mine gives me war flashbacks

fallen oracle
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But yeah if a php guru wants to go review it, pls do

potent fossil
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fucking pocketmine

fallen oracle
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The faster that gets merged, the faster Cities stats are fixed.

potent fossil
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their devs get on my nerves

heady spear
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It makes me appreciate nukkit so much more

magic ice
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i still don't understand why php of all languages for a server software

potent fossil
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they're like "ya we dont have mobs yet.......:////" and when someone asks if there is a plan to add mobs they get angry and say "no we are UNPAID! we CANNOT ADD MOBS HOW DARE YOU FUCKING ASK US FOR MOBS"

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half implemented piece of shit software

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anyway

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:))

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how is every1

magic ice
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like, it's incomplete i get that, but still, not wanting to add mobs is dum

heady spear
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When is geyser inventory merging with master?????

magic ice
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one of these days

heady spear
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If I knew anything about the bedrock protocol i would contribute

magic ice
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the bedrock protocol is a mess and a half lol

heady spear
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But it makes me a little scared

magic ice
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that and the lack of documentation

fallen oracle
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Lol

heady spear
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It’s a cool project though, I’ve been following yall for a while

potent fossil
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wat is geyser

heady spear
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Bedrock->JE proxy

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Cool shit

potent fossil
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oh yea i heard of that

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and dragon proxy or whatever

heady spear
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Ye but this is actually promising

sharp sentinel
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Lol I’m outside for the first time in weeks

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This is so weird

potent fossil
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jesus my math prof is fucking butchering this topic

heady spear
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Watch out for the koalas

potent fossil
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so glad i watched prof leonard's lecture beforehand

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s2g, so bad

fallen oracle
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Simple pls

heady spear
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Lol Leonard got me through calc 2

fallen oracle
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Don't talk about math tonight

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😭

heady spear
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Him and his biceps :)))

potent fossil
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ok but actually i failed the fucc out of my last test

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before i knew leonard

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and now i know leonard and im gonna get an A

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i promise

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ima flex on this class

fallen oracle
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I wish it was that easy for me

potent fossil
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it is you just dont have the willpower to watch leonard and leonard only

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ur 2 lazy

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ur bad

fallen oracle
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I watch him and Khan Academy.

potent fossil
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fuck sal

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watch leonard

fallen oracle
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I have someone reviewing our PR btw

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Your*

potent fossil
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k

chrome fulcrum
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I never considered watching online videos when I took my calc classes.

potent fossil
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prof leonard does full calc lectures

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its like being in class

chrome fulcrum
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I was that jerk, who just did all of the work by oneself - never helped the other students...

potent fossil
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except he's actually competent

chrome fulcrum
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I feel bad now. But oh well

golden gust
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I was in some compsci class

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youtube was basically essential, the instructors accent was just horrible and was one of those people who was just hard to listen to and didn't really explain stuff well anyways either

potent fossil
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ok but my math prof is legitimately copying prof leonard's lectures

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and then just teaches it horribly

fallen oracle
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@cunning raft , the PR is @potent fossil

golden gust
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The guy had like a 200 page powerpoint because of the step-by-step diagrams he had, but nothing on the presentation or his explaination really clicked much

true canyon
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AND GLARE SMELLS

potent fossil
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what do you want glare

fallen oracle
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He can explain it better if you have questions

potent fossil
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no

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im not explaining shit

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ok i will if it's actually confusing

cunning raft
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lmao

heady spear
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I have beef with baxter

cunning raft
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I just wasn't familiar with the codebase

heady spear
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Ima make a diss track

fallen oracle
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@true canyon I love you too.

limber knotBOT
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golden gust
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Watched that other day lol

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Such beauty

hard kernel
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Hi cat

heady spear
fallen oracle
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Matrix go zoom

cunning raft
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you leaked the channel 👀

heady spear
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I’m not even in it 😦

fallen oracle
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He did leak the channel

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Alrighty we got a narc

hard kernel
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Oof

pulsar wigeon
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👀

heady spear
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I’m not even in the server 😠

true canyon
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@heady spear Where's the beef?

heady spear
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Z did call me intelligent tho so I win

cosmic raft
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@heady spear choose A or B

potent fossil
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is that moss glare

hard kernel
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Yes

heady spear
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Wtf that spelling lmao

fallen oracle
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Yeah

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Ur old ACC is in it

heady spear
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Wait no I’m drunk

fallen oracle
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I would've tagged you there

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But

potent fossil
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BUT IM

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BANNED

fallen oracle
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Rip

heady spear
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Kasshhhhh B obviously

cosmic raft
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ok

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now

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C or D

heady spear
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Wtf I don’t know this many letters

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D 👀

cosmic raft
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thanks

heady spear
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I got spies everywhere :]

limber knotBOT
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me too

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=seen electronicboy

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electronicboy was last seen 6h59m59s ago joining #paper

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pets Korobi

heady spear
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Someone just connected to my airpods wtf

cosmic raft
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that was me

heady spear
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Am being stalked

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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heady spear
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This was such a bad workout

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I should have stayed home

cunning raft
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@potent fossil @fallen oracle looking over that PR briefly the only thing that seems a little sus is changing the constructor for Database as I'm not seeing where it's references were updated. Also databae prefix, but I have no idea how the database is setup or if it was even being used in the code. I just looked at the diff not the full code becuse I'm on mobile atm

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I can review the whole thing in more depth tomorrow morning if you want

potent fossil
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i just never used that prefix var

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at all

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ever

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so, i removed it

cunning raft
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Gotcha

potent fossil
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but sure go ahead

sharp sentinel
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Lol I decided to get some takeaway food from some tiny Vietnamese place - they don’t do delivery and they seemingly have no customers - I’m amazed they’re open

heady spear
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Time to dye this haiiirrrr

hard kernel
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Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored.

sharp sentinel
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Being forced out of my apartment gives me an excuse to buy food

hard kernel
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Hi me4502

sharp sentinel
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Also Ngl being stuck at home for weeks has made me so unfit - I get out of breath from a 20 minute walk, normally I could do a 4 hour hike fine

cosmic raft
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forced out?

sharp sentinel
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Had to pick stuff up from a doctor

hard kernel
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I feel like I've put on like 10 lbs

sharp sentinel
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I’m somehow still ridiculously skinny despite no exercise for 3 weeks

fallen oracle
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Yeah I'm falling out of shape too

potent fossil
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i didnt need to fall out of shape

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i was out of shape before this shit

hard kernel
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Yea I'm still skinny.. just feel obese

fallen oracle
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Round is a shape

hard kernel
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^

potent fossil
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🥺 ur right

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thank u

heady spear
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I’ve no excuse for getting fat during all of this

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Yet here we are

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Simple have u talked to that doctor yet

hard kernel
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Anyone wanna update artmap plug-in to 1.15?

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I'll throw some cash

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Him zimple

sharp sentinel
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I hate being unfit lol - I gotta start jogging on the spot daily or something

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Why do my legs hurt from a walk that’s nothing compared to what I used to do

hard kernel
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Just do in home calisthenics when waiting for things

heady spear
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Bro I was out of breath when I got to the store yesterday

hard kernel
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Seems we are always waiting for something

heady spear
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It was a 5 minute walk

hard kernel
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Lmao

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Oof

heady spear
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Ever since uni went remote I’ve started withering away

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I have no reason to leave my apartment anymore

fallen oracle
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I could use my treadmill but that's so boring.

hard kernel
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U have stairs in ur appartment?

heady spear
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Ye but my neighbours will think I’m a freak if I’m running up our stairs lol

hard kernel
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Make it a point to walk to ur car every day

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Atleast you will get some exercise

heady spear
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I’ll get a car first

sharp sentinel
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Lol the walk to my car is 90% elevator

hard kernel
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Just pretend u have one

sharp sentinel
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It’s like 5 metres from apartment to elevator - 10 metres from elevator to car

heady spear
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That works

hard kernel
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Neighbors don't know

cosmic raft
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so take the stairs

hard kernel
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Hi kash

cosmic raft
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no

hard kernel
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=(

fallen oracle
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Hey Kash can I have oink oink back pls

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I'm sorry for making fun of your food prices.

cosmic raft
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fine

fallen oracle
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Ty (:

hard kernel
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What cartoon is Kash photo from

cosmic raft
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it's not

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i had it custom made

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same person made @neon holly avatar too, if I recall correctly

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hi mezzy :)

heady spear
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It’s cute :3 fits you

cosmic raft
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<3

potent fossil
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❤️

magic ice
fallen oracle
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Lol

potent fossil
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i get too much enjoyment out of this

fallen oracle
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I bet.

potent fossil
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back to normal

fallen oracle
golden gust
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long story

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simple is trash

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short story

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it's simple

fallen oracle
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Ahh, makes sense.

static badge
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simple tried to dox someone

potent fossil
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yea i got banned dumass

static badge
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so he got banned

fallen oracle
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Did you appeal yet?

potent fossil
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i sent an email begging them

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like a little bitch

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yes

fallen oracle
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Did they respond?

potent fossil
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no :D

fallen oracle
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😦

heady spear
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They’ll respond in 5 months saying they no longer deal with accounts :)))

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At least if that support team is anything like their server team

potent fossil
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i had good intentions, ok. i was trying to help them figure out who it was that was stealing pplz accounts coughcatcough

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i just did it in a really stupid way

queen rapids
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support is pretty quick

heady spear
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Depends if they want to be or not

potent fossil
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its been 3 days ¯_(ツ)_/¯

heady spear
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Sometimes they’re super slow and then they just pretend a hyena broke into the office and ate all support staff

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Or they make up some random excuse and just close the ticket

limber locust
potent fossil
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Whatever

cosmic raft
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@fallen oracle what should I eat tonight

golden gust
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wait

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Does that mean i gotta send you new lewd DMs?

fallen oracle
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Phew just got my lab done.

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Alrighty

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Well, I had a protein bar for dinner.

cosmic raft
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that's not on the menu

fallen oracle
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How was your McChicken?

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What's on the menu tonight?

cosmic raft
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mcdonalds, wendys, or dominos

fallen oracle
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Again?

cosmic raft
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yes.

fallen oracle
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Seems expensive / unhealthy.

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If you're spending $25 a day on food.

cosmic raft
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not every day

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just too tired to make anything myself tonight

fallen oracle
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Hmm okay

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Yooo I got sweedish meatballs

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Holy fuck I forgot about them

cosmic raft
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hi mezzmezz ^^

fallow tapir
neon holly
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Heya

cosmic raft
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How goes it?

fallen oracle
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Do uh

ancient bolt
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I ate dinner but I'm still hungry and ugh

neon holly
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Doing good, keeping servers alive lol

fallen oracle
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Wendyus tonight

cosmic raft
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hehehe

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mezz works for discord

fallen oracle
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Fancy.

ancient bolt
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that's possibly quite private

fallen oracle
cosmic raft
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^

ancient bolt
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

fallen oracle
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Watch out Demon, he'll strip your roles.

potent fossil
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wow ok

neon holly
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I have a staff badge so yup exactly 🤷

potent fossil
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can you unban me mezz

neon holly
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No lol

potent fossil
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:(

fallen oracle
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LOL

ancient bolt
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if he makes it public then yeah cool

fallen oracle
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At least he shot his shot.

potent fossil
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i did

neon holly
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Gotta go. This animal crossing isn’t going to play itself ablobwave

cosmic raft
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see you! thanks for saying hi!

neon holly
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any time

potent fossil
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ill go sit in my corner and cry

fallen oracle
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Imagine not getting your account unbanned

potent fossil
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imagine being glare

fallen oracle
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Because they were all playing animal crossing

cosmic raft
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hmmmmmm

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maybe pizza instead of wendys

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pizza hut is an option too

ancient bolt
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god I want to eat so much but like that's so bad for you

potent fossil
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i had chick fil a tonight

ancient bolt
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ugh

potent fossil
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was gud

ancient bolt
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fuck I want chickfila right now

potent fossil
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was so gud

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get sum

ancient bolt
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I don't even think that's possible

potent fossil
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dont let your dreams be dreams

ancient bolt
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with the caveat that I'm not leaving my apartment

cosmic raft
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.yt dreams flatwood mack

limber knotBOT
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LYRICS:

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cosmic raft
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close enough

fallen oracle
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I want chik fil a 🥵

cosmic raft
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I just ordered pizza hut

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pepperoni pizza and some cinnaparts

ancient bolt
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I ordered pizza hut this weekend, do recommend

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plex absolutely cannot handle star wars rebels DVD order for whatever reason

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something about DVD order breaks when your first episdoe is a multi-episode file

fallen oracle
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I should order 😦

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But it's late

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Never had that issue demon

ancient bolt
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star wars rebels is known to cause issues with plex because of it's weird ordering and release

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but I fixed it

austere ivy
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@fallen oracle We didn't get panda express but we got.. panda dynasty. Wasn't as good but still pretty solid. I got chicken lo mein and fried rice plus a crab rangoon, and the two others got kong pao chicken and fried rice.. plus a crab rangoon.

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It was the lunch deal so it was something + fried rice + crab rangoon

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(also plus soup but the soup was gross)

fallen oracle
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Ooo

warped crypt
cosmic raft
polar sonnet
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Its in there

onyx quarry
void void
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Is spigot down for anyone else?

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Alright np

polar sonnet
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Hey i have a question

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Is it possible to have custom amror textures?

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Not ones overriding ones but like variants

potent fossil
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@jagged egret might or might not have something to say about that

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but he may or may not be sleeping so you'll have to wait

fallen oracle
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@potent fossil I made waffles

potent fossil
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why

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isnt it like 2am for you

shell vine
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I set up animal crossing on my pc yesterday :>

fallen oracle
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:o

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Yeah but I'm hungry zimple

potent fossil
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phatass

fallen oracle
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:(

potent fossil
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Pretty
Hot
And
Thicc

Ass

fallen oracle
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🥺

quasi valley
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do they at least taste nice

fallen oracle
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Ya

tawdry fog
minor knot
void void
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@polar sonnet optifine

polar sonnet
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Damn

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It doesnt make sense on how wynncraft did it without optifine

cosmic raft
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did what?

polar sonnet
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Forced multiple armor textures

toxic ember
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does anyone here use 2fa with their ssh

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I am wondering if it messes with sftp clients at all

limber knotBOT
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simple: thank you, that VV issue author was truly heartwarming indeed :>

potent fossil
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fucc that bitch

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dab on the haters

limber knotBOT
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😂

potent fossil
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what's mc's grav constant?

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out of curiosity

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same as earth?

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uh interesting, it's different for different objects, nice

vestal jasper
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what issue

limber knotBOT
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accoridng to people on planet minecraft 18m/s^ 👀

potent fossil
vestal jasper
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oh via not VVVVVVV

potent fossil
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wtf 18

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apparently for players, it's 32. no wonder jumping off a small hill kills us

limber knotBOT
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lmao

vestal jasper
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hm

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I wonder how many places that's hardcoded on the server

potent fossil
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i dont know and dont wanna know

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yes im aware

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thats why i said

no wonder jumping off a small hill kills us

vestal jasper
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            d0 = 0.08D;
            boolean flag = this.getMot().y <= 0.0D;

            if (flag && this.hasEffect(MobEffects.SLOW_FALLING)) {
                d0 = 0.01D;
                this.fallDistance = 0.0F;
            }```
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EntityLiving

limber knotBOT
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pretty sure the client does its own predictions tho

vestal jasper
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I'm gonna double it (d0) and see what happens

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fyi I don't see anything using the m/s^2

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just the blocks/tick^2

limber knotBOT
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to be fair, steve also jumps a meter high into the air

vestal jasper
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they correlate 1:1 however

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i'm not really noticing a difference

limber knotBOT
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did you test other entities or your client?

vestal jasper
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true

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ok zombies feel faster

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i'm gonna set it stupid high and see if there's a blatant difference

woven otter
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If someone figures out how to modify acceleration for players let me know

potent fossil
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im so glad i could inspire you all

limber knotBOT
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the client predicts its own movement

woven otter
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I only got it to work with other entitied

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Entities *

vestal jasper
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tell the client it has the movespeed attribute set

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:^)

limber knotBOT
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give them jump boost and... fast falling?

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negative slow falling

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to fuck with their feel

vestal jasper
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yeah modifying that field has pretty much 0 change except zombies are pretty fucked when trying to climb blocks

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they pretty much can't

potent fossil
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lol

vestal jasper
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literally watching a zombie jump like 10 times a second trying to go up 1 block

potent fossil
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so good to know that basic entity AI is dependent on hard-coded grav constants

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very good, mojang

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am proud

vestal jasper
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lemme correct myself

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all ground based living entities

potent fossil
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well yea, those are the ones that are dependent on 32m/s^2

vestal jasper
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ye just felt like clarifying

potent fossil
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oh well i guess i should include the header for that screenshot to make any sense whatsoever

limber knotBOT
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steve thicc?

fallen jungle
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Minecraft is as far from how physics actually work as possible

limber knotBOT
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brain explodes

fallen jungle
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definitely

wide chasm
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Wait, you're telling me this is not a physics simulator?!

fallen jungle
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it's basically

position += velocity
velocity *= 0.98 // or some other arbitrary constant```
limber knotBOT
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disappointed, want a refund.

potent fossil
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well, thanks for ruining my life jet

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i blame you

fallen jungle
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you're welcome?

limber knotBOT
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you destroyer of childhoods

wide chasm
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Let me write a very angry post on r/Minecraft, that'll surely get them to change these hideous mistakes.

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"I wanted to tell Dinnerbone that his game is very bad, it does not follow physics, please fix this."

fallen jungle
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Dunno 🤔

limber knotBOT
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trump stopped who payments? pepega

slim nymph
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:/ worlds just gonna burn

wide chasm
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It has been burning for years now

uncut cove
woven otter
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oh so h=(vf²-vi²)/(2a) is wrong for minecraft's world
@still smelt what is h in this case

cunning badge
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Thats actually nice

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Was posted when I was asleep so not really

limber knotBOT
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wasn't that like a good 24h ago? :D

cunning badge
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Yea was a good sleep, lol

fallen oracle
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Like 2 days

cunning badge
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Well lets say I got the email when I was asleep

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Thats just like 12 hours ago

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The post is actually from yesterday Thinkfused

woven otter
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maximum height
For thrown object?

olive garden
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for the map I think

hexed blaze
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anyone got LWC working with WorldGuard? I think I enabled the relevants bits in LWC, but it doesn't do quack lol

scarlet helm
merry talon
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LWC DansGame

tidal wing
harsh citrus
hexed blaze
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is there a working alternative to LWC?

restive briar
sharp sentinel
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Are you using LWC or the 8 year old LWC that people somehow end up with

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That super old one breaks everything yeah

unreal quarry
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are you using lwc, or lwc
Lol

tender totem
hexed blaze
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I picked up some build from Jan 16 I think

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LWCX 2.2.5?

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or something like that

stuck veldt
worn ember
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@unreal quarry are you using worldborder or worldborder?

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that shits really confusing now

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i demand that plugin to be renamed since theres a vanilla worldborder now

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hmmm so i have this paid commission i need to work on but i feel like i'm not getting anywhere with it

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yes

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its been like 3 days and i've only been able to implement 4 custom enchants lmao

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cuz i keep having to add events and other shit cuz of how aids 1.8 is

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and this dudes wants it done by friday... i'm like, nope

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i dont think he has 250euro laying around

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why?

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fair

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man, people have been so kind to me on spigot

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whats going on

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only good reviews

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its my first one

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😄

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hah

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i started getting into plugin development this year again

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i used to mod a ton tho

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some time formatting util

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wasnt actually that hard to do it myself

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just yoinked some code off of SO

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its so stupid hosts are still on j8 tho

hexed blaze
#

old fart

worn ember
#

oof

#

how old are you actually?

#

smh youngsters

#

man i hate AUX cables

#

half the time one of my speakers doesnt work cuz of the shitty connection

hexed blaze
#

yea, it's better to go wireless

#

then neither of them work

worn ember
#

lmao

#

XLR cables tho

hexed blaze
#

those are pretty solid

#

yea

#

but you see, I work in a school as IT, and you wouldn't believe the things teachers do to cables

#

Aux are at least easily-ish repairable lol

worn ember
#

true

#

teachers are retards tbh

#

at least some

hexed blaze
#

i have also seen unspeakable things done to VGA

#

teachers are well capable of bending several pins

#

because if force doesn't work, try more force lmao

worn ember
#

WHY DOES THIS SCHOOL NEVER HAVE DECENT MATERIALLLL continues to twist 7 pins trying to get it plugged in

hexed blaze
#

yea lol

#

we had this one teacher, luckily he has left the school

#

who thought the cables work the best when they are fully stretched

#

so he would use all his might to wrap the cables around his computer

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so they wouldn't be loose

worn ember
#

what the fuck

hexed blaze
#

the cable destroyer, I call him

#

and there there was this lovely elderly history teacher, who shoved a USB cable into ethernet and came to us with "why isn't her drive connecting"

worn ember
#

hmm so i'm wondering, someone wants delayed teleport added to my plugin, should i just make it execute a teleport command instead? so that essentials can handle the tp delay and canceling?

hexed blaze
#

lol

#

@worn ember well it depends on what your concern is. Do you want a standalone plugin or do you want to make a lighweight unix philosophy solution and there's the ease of configuration to be considered

#

I don't know if you can set delay to a specific teleport, or if there's only one global setting for tp delay

worn ember
#

its an rtp plugin

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cuz i'm original like that

hexed blaze
#

do what I did to avoid this and just remake essentials
@void void NIH syndrome in practice lmao

worn ember
#

guess i'll just add it myself

#

its just a runnable anyway

hexed blaze
#

its an rtp plugin
@worn ember not sure what do you mean by rtp but cheers lol

#

i know the protocol

worn ember
#

random teleport

#

👀

hexed blaze
#

oh

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lol

#

I used to be big on Terraria servers, only got into MC server hosting recently, so I don't know shit lmao 😅

worn ember
#

back in my day i was supa popular

hexed blaze
#

good old days :(( :DD

worn ember
#

i got into servers when modpacks became a thing, i made so much money off of that

#

it all went to shit cuz modpacks are so damn unstable

hexed blaze
#

true that

worn ember
#

when attack of the b-team came out the server crashed on release day because there were too many people joining

#

i had a 32gb server with some pretty decent hardware running it xD

hexed blaze
#

damn lmao

#

speaking of hardware

worn ember
#

lol

hexed blaze
#

I find that it is completely different to what Terraria used to be. You could ran tshock on a electronic toaster, but the network demands were huge (up to 1MBps/player)

#

Minecraft seems the complete opposite

#

I have 200/200 on my server and I don't utilize anything from it lmao

worn ember
#

good thing hardware scales better than network then lul

hexed blaze
#

yeah, speaking of scaling

worn ember
#

well actually idk if thats true anymore

#

since you got 10gbit connections now

hexed blaze
#

I got a 8gb/Xeon E5-2630 4c8t/256gb SSD running linux

#

is it normal to dip below 20tps at 10 players?

worn ember
#

if ur running 1.15, sure

#

did you pregen the world?

hexed blaze
#

only a few k blocks from spawn

worn ember
#

world generation is a big resource hogger

hexed blaze
#

funny thing is

#

tps dip is consistently during rain

#

rain being something my server likes to do lol

worn ember
#

might be entities not burning and dying thonkeng

hexed blaze
#

that's a sound hypothesis

#

i'll try disabling mob spawning when the time is right later

#

and turn on rain lul

worn ember
#

theres literally a gamerule for it tho

hexed blaze
#

yea

#

also Java haunts my dreams

worn ember
#

understandable

hexed blaze
#

I wish for feather to become usable, so I can reimplement all the plugins in Rust :((

worn ember
#

oh boi

#

rust is on the list to try

#

just never get around to it

hexed blaze
#

it is a great language and environment, I've been involved since 1.0

#

initial learning curve is a bit steep

#

but the pay off is well worth it

#

won some local programming competitions using Rust

#

consistently smashes competition in performance and security

#

I'll let you know I'm a Scratch veteran 🙂

#

I think it is about time we have an operating system made in Scratch

worn ember
#

well

fallen jungle
#

Rust does so many things right that every time I start a C++ project I feel like I should switch

worn ember
#

i tried playing a simple game in scratch and it already crashed a few times xD

#

Node 🤢

fallen jungle
#

I want to be ok with C#, Python and Rust as of now

#

JavaScript I can't handle, probably same with Python

worn ember
#

i really hate how messy JS gets

hexed blaze
#

Rust does so many things right that every time I start a C++ project I feel like I should switch
@fallen jungle I used to not even do C++ much, mostly plain C, was a big difference, yea

fallen jungle
#

C++ already gives the developer a crap ton of freedom, but JS? 5x that of C++

hexed blaze
#

for JS concerns, I use either Rust or ReasonML, WASM is a god send

fallen jungle
#

It just doesn't care

#

Yeah I'm following the development of wasm with great interest

hexed blaze
#

so this is that skript thing right?

#

memories of COBOL

fallen jungle
#

I like how clean C is aside from the awful stl, but I do miss some C++ features when using C so I just mix C and C++

#

That is not a reason to make it bad??

hoary folio
hexed blaze
#

I like how clean C is aside from the awful stl, but I do miss some C++ features when using C so I just mix C and C++
@fallen jungle the C stl is a testament to minimalism and maximal utilization of resources; of user-friendliness and security - not so much

#

using C++ as "C with classes" is fine, although a plenty of people would kick your teeth in for doing that

#

there's a lot of fragmented philosophies in C++, I feel lol

fallen jungle
#

But the STL has some stupid design issues all around

#

How do you read the contents of a file to a buffer

#

you use fseek and ftell

#

but that isn't guaranteed to give the size of the file

#

So the only "safe" way is to read it byte-by-byte

#

Now nobody does that obviously

hexed blaze
#

yep, unfortunately lol

fallen jungle
#

... yes?

hexed blaze
#

you can

#

pthread or fork

fallen jungle
#

Oh yeah arrays are one of the silly parts of C

hexed blaze
#

they are pointers with style 😏

#

well, you can, with malloc

#

or, if you are a bit more advanced than the common C teacher

#

alloca() and put your small dynamic arrays on the stack as well

fallen jungle
#

We have VLAs though unfortunately

#

So this might just compile and work fine

int myInput;
scanf("%d", &myInput);

int array[myInput];```
#

But since C11, it's optional for compilers to support that

#

So, if you do that and switch compilers, it might suddenly not work

#

isn't that just great

#

also obviously super easy way to overflow the stack

hexed blaze
#

yep

#

so you need to use a lot of feature guards

#

which are cancer to look at

#

one thing that I find fascinating

#

is that due to the way arrays work in C

fallen jungle
#

wdym zbk

hexed blaze
#

you can index them like this:

#
#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
    int arr[] = { 2,3,4,5 };
    printf("%d", 2[arr]);

    return 0;
}
fallen jungle
#

Yeah but that's just stupid too

#

or just realloc?

hexed blaze
#

isn't it arr[2]
@still smelt both are valid

fallen jungle
#

but either way, that's slow and error-prone

hexed blaze
#

because array is a pointer to the first element

fallen jungle
#

array[i] = *(array + i)

hexed blaze
#

and [] is a fancy syntax for add and dereference

#

exactly, yea

#

also, C used to be pretty minimalistic

#
#include <stdio.h>

main() {
    int arr[] = { 2,3,4,5 };
    printf("%d", 2[arr]);
}
#

so you can shrink the program to this with no harm to function

#

int is the implicit return type and 0 is the implicit return value for main()

fallen jungle
#

uh oh..

hexed blaze
#

enjoy not being able to declare variables wherever you want

#

yep, tough luck bröther

#

I teach C in HS

#

also Rust

#

probably depends on country and school

#

cough

#

gonna assume this isn't in the US?
@void void I'm a czech slav

#

speaking of "C is fucking weird", here are my old solutions for a quadratic equation solver and a timer

#

perfectly valid C

#

first is quadratic, second timer

#

that's satanic

#

however

#

aren't there unicode escape codes?

#

I mean, unicode is old as balls

#

not many people realize

#

sure thing

#

alrighty

#

beware that lunch will be done in like 10 minutes, so I'll see what I can do before that, otherwise, I would be back in a few minutes afterwards

fallen jungle
#

You could've used the old function declaration syntax for extra silly code

hexed blaze
#

good point lol

#

yeas, could be made worse

#

could have made extern declarations for std functions I used and not included stdio

#

also old syntax also int to be implicit when using unsigned

#

so I could've done just unsigned a,b...

#

A'ight, lemme take a look

worn ember
#

unsigned types? We dont speak about that here sirs

#

if only java had unsigned types

#

that doesnt matter for crap

#

you still only have half the range

#

you cant have 255 in an signed byte

#

or was it 254? i dont remember lul

#

pretty sure its 255

#

yea

#

so you lose half your range for nothing

#

guess it doesnt matter in the modern world

#

if you only have 8MB to work with, it matters a lot

#

if you have 16GB to work with, not so much

#

lol

#

mine only uses 800

hexed blaze
#

if I enter more than fifty chars in the bit where you are reading playerInput, we might have problems, no?

#

I like your screen clearing function, very neat

#

I am not sure if it was in C89 already

#

but scanf can actually allocate memory itself

#

see if using "%ms" instead of "%s" works

#

oh yeah, apparently "%ms" might be POSIX, so I dunno

#

For PLAYER, COMPUTER, PARREGGIO and INVALID and rock/paper/scissors you should probably use enums

#

but I don't know if you know/are allowed enums already

unreal quarry
#

@BillyGalbreath are you using worldborder or worldborder?
@worn ember nah, I'm using worldborder

worn ember
#

oh ok

hexed blaze
#

yea, enums work a bit differently C

#

for starters, they don't have their own scope

#

and they can only have numeric values (or chars, which are of course numbers with style)

#

actually, at this level, the stringly api is probably fine

worn ember
#

in C# enums can only have numeric values and it triggers me lol

wide chasm
#

"And this enum value will be a NULL character"

hexed blaze
#

in C# enums can only have numeric values and it triggers me lol
@worn ember in Rust, enums are tagged unions, so you can store all sorts of data in a variant, heaven mate

worn ember
#

yes, lets see if i can store entire objects that way

drowsy sable
wide chasm
#

Well integers are 32 bits, so you can store that much data via an enum value.

worn ember
#

32 bits is nothing tho

wide chasm
#

It's 4 bytes, more than enough for modern day applications /s

hexed blaze
#

lul

#

final thing, you don't need to seed the randomizer every time, especially in this case, just plop one srand in your main and you will shave of a few cpu clocks lol

wide chasm
#

"So we'll store the gender of the person in the sign bit"

worn ember
#

i remember seeing a video about old video games doing so much bit magic to fit entire games on their limited storage

#

was cool to see

hexed blaze
#

yeah, like exploiting tile maps to store program data

#

neat stuff

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) How we fit an NES game into 40 Kilobytes - length 12m 5s - 108,530 likes, 927 dislikes (99.2%) - 2,091,895 views - Morphcat Games on 2018.09.05

worn ember
#

very cool video

hexed blaze
#

but in general, well done, this looks pretty clear and sound (with the 50 char input vulnerability) and hopefully, your teacher will see it that way as well

worn ember
#

wait what?

hexed blaze
#

wait "wait what" what? 😄

worn ember
#

"with the 50 char input vulnerability"

hexed blaze
#

Viper reads any amount of input into a 50 char array

#

if there's more than 50 chars of input, sad times ensue

worn ember
#

oh

#

lmao

hexed blaze
#

but, to be honest, in C89, the solution is non-trivial. You would basically need to read char by char

#

actually, quick fix that came to my mind

#

"%50s"

#

see if that works

#

iirc, you can actually limit maximum input length this way

#

I verified the limit with my scientific keyboard massage

#

should be good

worn ember
wide chasm
#

Perfect

limber knotBOT
#

wtf

#

not using a tool to auto-detect copied code

#

works for me out of the box

#

(screen)

#

I'm too easily entertained, I've never been more fascinated by by a 15 fps no sound low quality sound testing news livestream with another 300k viewers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVxoDAfkDWU

+++ ACHTUNG: Der genaue Beginn der Pressekonferenz ist noch nicht bestätigt! +++

Coronavirus-Lage in Deutschland: Nach der Corona-Schaltkonferenz mit den Ministerpräsidenten der Länder tritt Kanzlerin Merkel vor die Presse, um die ersten Ergebnisse des Gesprächs über die Covi...

▶ Play video
#

(KennyTV) CORONAVIRUS: Tag der Entscheidung - Statement von Kanzlerin Merkel nach Corona-Schaltkonferenz - length **** - 31,491 likes, 9,322 dislikes (77.2%) - 153,000 views - WELT Nachrichtensender on 2020.04.15

remote juniper
limber knotBOT
#

lol

void void
limber knotBOT
#

I have termcapinfo xterm*|linux*|rxvt*|Eterm* OP in my /etc/screenrc, no idea if that's default or has anything to do with it but maybe?

compact pulsar
#

JMX MONİTORİNG
It is now possible to monitor the server tick times though JMX.
The rationale for this is that JMX is a well known and supported monitoring technology with existing integrations and tools.

This enables server admins to hook alerts and graphing tools using ordinary JMX clients and dashboards.

ENABLİNG JMX MONİTORİNG
A new flag enable-jmx-monitoring has been added to the server.properties file which if set to true will expose an MBean with the Object name net.minecraft.server:type=Server and two attributes averageTickTime and tickTimes exposing the tick times in milliseconds.
In order for enabling JMX on the Java runtime you also need to add a couple of JVM flags to the startup as documented here.

#

Snapshot 20w16a.

tender swift
tardy wren
twin lagoon
#

heh, cool

#

the fuck is up with those weird i's

#

"Dotted İi and dotless Iı are separate letters in Turkish and Azerbaijani. "

tardy wren
limber knotBOT
#

that music is hella lit file:///C:/Users/Nassim/Desktop/Burger/vitrine/20w15a_20w16a.html#sounds:music_disc.pigstep

#

oh wow am retarded

quaint coral
worn ember
#

lmao kenny

#

u fukin retardo

limber knotBOT
#

I

#

LOVE IT

quaint coral
#

hi guys, I have a small server with some friends and I need to find some kind of entity-grouping plugin, like where if you drop an item on the ground multiple times in multiple places it groups it to a clump with like text or whatever, but when I'm searching for it on google I find nothing basically, does anyone know a plugin that does this?

twin lagoon
#

that's called a stacker

#

not recommend to use though

quaint coral
#

ok why?

twin lagoon
#

er, for items it's fine

#

just not for entities

worn ember
limber knotBOT
#

just press ok and ignore heh

worn ember
#

ok that sounds horrible

quaint coral
#

do you know a decent one I can use?

twin lagoon
#

they all suck

#

lmao

quaint coral
#

feck

stuck sluice
gloomy fern
lilac star
void void
#

wow, minecraft chunk loading is even worse now. didn't know that was possible

worn ember
woven otter
#

oh wow am retarded

  • KennyTV
    pin worthy
worn ember
pearl ibex
#

Cracked

pulsar wigeon
#

we don't support piracy here

pearl ibex
#

IRC never forgets.

void void
real tendon
mild canyon
void jasper
fast oriole
jagged egret
#

@polar sonnet it is not possible to have custom armor variants, that I've yet discovered

woven otter
#

we support piracy here. pirate_parrot

#

though you will have to walk the plank

worn ember
#

walk the plank

#

well, you'll burn

jagged egret
#

@polar sonnet it is possible with OptiFine, however. Check your DMs for a possible solution

stuck sluice
#

will paper still have option to turn on/off zero tick farms in 1.16?

upper flicker
#

no

woven otter
#

🌮

upper flicker
#

mojang supposedly fixed them

#

we arent going to patch in some hack to let them keep working

stuck sluice
#

oh okay

upper flicker
#

assuming that's even doable without breaking something anyway

stuck sluice
#

do devs work on paper build as soon as snapshot releases?

upper flicker
#

no

twin lagoon
#

spigot has to release first

stuck sluice
#

oh!

twin lagoon
#

spigot does work on snapshot releases, but they're not for public

#

they only do full releases only, so does paper

stuck sluice
#

oh!

void void
#

there's already a fabric mod to renable 0 tick farms. It would definetly be possible to add it in as a patch

twin lagoon
#

i doubt anyone wants that

jagged egret
#

right but it would be stupid to add it in as a patch

upper flicker
#

wont happen in paper

twin lagoon
#

why re-enable a bug?

void void
#

people are lazy

jagged egret
#

which is the same reason why it won't be implemented

#

catch 22 try again :P

latent valve
#

Just /give player <0tick-item> 9999 every 1 minute

upper flicker
#

they were better in 1.14 anyway

#

but oof, 1.14

stuck sluice
#

I didn't want them back, I was just asking

limber knotBOT
#

the mojang fix is actually pretty good, they started using the two methods that were already available to differentiate block update and random updates

#

(why they didn't do that at the start is beyond me but ¯_(ツ)_/¯)

cursive onyx
jagged egret
#

I think I'm going to write a custom music app lol

limber knotBOT
#

what's wrong with vlc? xD

void void
#

what's wrong with rythmbox?

jagged egret
#

both of those don't support google play music

#

i'm gonna make one that uses google play music and has an SQL interface 😂

upper flicker
#

none of them really support google play music

#

there is one Im aware of and its really just a wrapper around the website

#

gpm is on the way out anyway, writing a new client for it is almost as bad of an idea as writing a twitter client

void void
#

lol

mighty storm
#

i swear i check my paper version one every day or so. im either 0 builds behind or 10

jagged egret
#

meh it wouldn't be anything elaborate

worn ember
limber knotBOT
#

sounds like their head is broken

static badge
#

ah yes

#

spigot

worn ember
#

Lmao

#

Infinite source of gems

limber knotBOT
#

uh I doubt that something like that is worth optimizing / that it can be get rid of

#

wow wrong channel

worn ember
#

Wow

obsidian belfry
#

yes

jagged egret
#

since april 1st ye

wide chasm
#

I'm still surprised that the Spigot guild is that bad. Like, how did they manage to do that?

obsidian belfry
#

lol

limber knotBOT
#

what do you expect, it's the overlap of a) people who use dumcord, b) kiddies that want to create their first server/plugin and c) people who want to advertise their dumb stuff

#

runs

obsidian belfry
limber knotBOT
#

and the only reason why the paper discord isn't like the spigot one is just because paper isn't nearly as popular as spigot

#

runs

obsidian belfry
unreal quarry
#

Just found out this $4k the gvmt just gave me doesn't have to be paid back \o/

#

Though, makes me wonder where the hell it came from, tbh

upper flicker
#

wait for next year's tax returns

#

we'll pay for it

dusk drift
upper flicker
#

👀

unreal quarry
#

It's a tax credit on next year's return

#

We're just getting it early

#

My normal $10k tax return is safe ^_^

#

This new credit would have made it $14k, but we're getting that portion now

#

So whoever's pocket this money is coming from, I'd like to thank them

worn ember
#

why the fuck do you guys get tax returns? Why don't you just pay the taxes you have to pay?

unreal quarry
#

tips fedora

worn ember
#

that seems like it would make a hell of a lot more sense

limber knotBOT
#

you have to remember, the US is crazy

worn ember
#

I'm surprised the US is still a thing tbh

velvet wyvern
worn ember
#

by how inefficient it runs

wide chasm
#

For some reason I also get tax returns, even though I didn't do anything weird. Like, I worked and that's it.

#

Although it wasn't in the thousands, it was just 200 EUR.

celest coyote
#

its when the government legally steals money from you and then at the end of the year is like "ooops my bad here I'm returning it no hard feelings"

limber knotBOT
#

it's the oldest democracy and with that burocracy so of course it would be inefficient.

worn ember
#

here you just pay tax on what you buy and income, i htink thats it

peak arch
wide chasm
#

There are more sources of taxes, I'm pretty sure.

worn ember
#

well maybe RSZ at the end of the year

#

but you definitly dont get tax back lol

limber knotBOT
#

basically the same in germany too, unless you have a car or property

worn ember
#

yeah

#

just seems weird to pay more than you have to and then get it back

wide chasm
#

It is

unreal quarry
#

If you do your taxes right on your income you should even out and not owe or get anything in return. But then you have offers, like property taxes, poor people credits, child credits, etc etc so it gets distorted

limber knotBOT
#

they are basically shit at calculating what you have to pay as far as I understand it

worn ember
#

"poor people credits" lmao

#

here its all calculated before you actually pay

wide chasm
#

For me I pay standard income tax and then I get a reduction, because of... something, so they pay that back at the end of the year. Don't see why you can't just do that immediately, but whatever.

unreal quarry
#

Me, I claim 0 dependents on my checks, so they pull out too much taxes. At the end of the year I get the difference back in a lump sum. Plus I get the poor people credit, and the child credits, and the marriage credits, etc etc. So I get $10k back every year \o/

worn ember
#

My tax last year was 0euro

wide chasm
#

Didn't you do any work?

worn ember
#

i work taxfree lul

#

student benifit

limber knotBOT
#

same, lol

wide chasm
#

I got money for public transport and that's it 😦

worn ember
#

you can work 50 days a year without paying taxes on it

jagged egret
#

and public transport in a lot of the US is a joke too

#

utah it's not bad in my experience

worn ember
#

public transport is good here

unreal quarry
#

This new credit is weird tho. "Hey, sorry everyone is dieing, here's some money"

wide chasm
#

Although, surprisingly with all the money that gets added to my paycheck, my net amount of money I earn within a month is larger than the gross amount.

worn ember
#

1/5 people in our elder homes have corona

#

so i think our taxes are about to drop

#

not to be rude or anything, but people dying in elder homes is good for our economy eyesshake

#

in general, a lot of people dying is good for the economy

wide chasm
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I got 317.93 euro last month for 21.5 hours of work and my gross salary hourly is 11.46 euro. So my net salary is larger than gross, which is kinda weird, but okay.

worn ember
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nice

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I get 8.33% of my salary for vacation money, 13.41% of my salary in case I get sick (which I barely do) and 8.33% for an additional month plus travel costs of 22.30, so that adds about 70 euro to my paycheck.

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Yes

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Although fairly certain that's all mandatory here.

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Well travel costs isn't.

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Software engineer

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That's just my base salary.

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Like afaik nothing is included in that.

unreal quarry
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I used to make $200/m
@void void how TF you survive? I make more than that in a day, and I'm poor AF

wide chasm
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Although my paycheck is confusing, so maybe something is included in there.

limber knotBOT
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50€/h or gtfo

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runs

wide chasm
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Yes, but this is just part time work aside of my study, so it's not like I've got the best paying job in the world or something.

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No, luckily not 🙂

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Yeah, that should be good 🙂

unreal quarry
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The problem with entry level positions, though, is they expect 15 years experience, etc

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rigid glen
eager violet
shy tundra
potent fossil
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a lot of majors include an internship requirement for credit

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so, there's some experience

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and a lot of paid too, so

limber knotBOT
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imagine paying more than 5k

potent fossil
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yup so you wont leave school with 0 exp

limber knotBOT
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imagine paying for higher education

potent fossil
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i fucking hate germans

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always flexing on other ppl, never giving back

fallen oracle
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What did I just wake up to..?

limber knotBOT
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😎

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I mean, everyone can come to germany and study for basically free ;)

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isn't that giving back enough?

worn ember
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what do germans have to flex about?

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other than starting 2 world wars

wide chasm
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Their education system is not completely messed up.

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they get to flex about killing off the jews

limber knotBOT
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I mean, why would you want to go back to the US? lol

worn ember
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fair

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i like how its always the jews that get mass murdered

limber knotBOT
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compared to germany? not really

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what's your industry barty

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minecraft?

limber knotBOT
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there are industries besides IT?

worn ember
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lol

warm anchor
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lol

limber knotBOT
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runs

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graceful cosmos
worn ember
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is that even taxed?

limber knotBOT
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you dont need more pay if you arent in debt in the first place ;)

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and when you have affordable health insurance ;D

worn ember
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EA tax

limber knotBOT
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america

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freedom

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wat

worn ember
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china is the true free nation

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and make their ancestors disappointed

limber knotBOT
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nothing wrong with working in another EU country (ideally online) and living in the south like a king ;D

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looking at the most expensive city in germany

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lmao

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by mini, right

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try comparing with a city that isn't full of rich people xD

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mini dum dum

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any that isn't in the south/west of germany xD

worn ember
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yes

limber knotBOT
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Berlin might have a good avarage

worn ember
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my IT security teacher worked for the belgian army lol

wide chasm
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"Don't store passwords in plain text"
gets money

worn ember
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on cybercrime

limber knotBOT
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but rent is kinda fucked in any larger german city if you aren't lucky :S

worn ember
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rent is expensive as fuck here too

twin lagoon
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sql injections

limber knotBOT
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like you have to pay 1000€/mo for 5 rooms/80m² where I live :S

twin lagoon
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sounds like venturechat