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worn ember
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weebs bad

tacit tinsel
pearl ibex
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3 messages is not flood. :P

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pearl ibex
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"Is not"? :

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EnGLisH.

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Lmao.

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Well.

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Gonna rephrase that.

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Sending three messages cannot be considered as flooding. :P

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Good luck.

worn ember
pearl ibex
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Lmao.

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100TB.

tranquil solstice
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3 messages is not flood. :P
But it was complained about that I sent 3 links to HyperChat.

fallen oracle
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That proceeded to get attacked.

worn ember
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@tranquil solstice i dont remember askin

pulsar wigeon
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spamming emotes is also no bueno

worn ember
pearl ibex
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Yo decido lo que es bueno o malo. :>

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gotta repsent dum mods

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represent

cosmic raft
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we all do

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some of us even have two

pearl ibex
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protected static Plugin plugin;

magic ice
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kazheek is clearly the better one

pearl ibex
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But kazheek is the best of those two.

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I love that emote.

cosmic raft
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the second one is one @void void liked

pearl ibex
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Kazheek.

cosmic raft
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^^

worn ember
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who made that

cosmic raft
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who made what

pearl ibex
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I'm still wondering if kashike is pronounced with "ike" or "eek".

worn ember
cosmic raft
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i forget

pearl ibex
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Is "kashike", right?

cosmic raft
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wizjany i think

pearl ibex
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Pls tell me it's not kazheek.

tranquil solstice
pulsar wigeon
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wut

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i made nothing

cosmic raft
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might have been @cedar spade

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i forget

pearl ibex
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IRC ping wizjany. :>

twin lagoon
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discount kashike

cosmic raft
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now now michael

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you've seen how much i will spend on a keyboard

twin lagoon
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kashike is rich confirmed

pearl ibex
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I bet 250$.

twin lagoon
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

pearl ibex
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Rich Canadian bois.

cosmic raft
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I mean

tranquil solstice
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$1000+ keyboard confirmed.

void void
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yes?

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400โ‚ฌ on decent mech keyboard

twin lagoon
void void
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or bust

twin lagoon
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imagine not having a custom keyboard

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lul

cosmic raft
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$271.66
$118.54
= $390.20

void void
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this

cosmic raft
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so far

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in CAD

magic ice
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imagine having a keyboard

pearl ibex
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Tf?

twin lagoon
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cries in fucked up lubed switches

void void
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lmfao

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@cosmic raft you pinged? pepesaber

twin lagoon
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$70 down the drain

cosmic raft
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lmao simple

pearl ibex
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Lmao.

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I got mine like 8 years ago.

void void
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it probably also has hiv, viper

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:^)

pearl ibex
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No RGB and that shit. :P

twin lagoon
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cum stains

cosmic raft
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CAD$271.66 for the keyboard shipped to a friend in Germany
$118.54 to ship it from Germany to Canada
probably going to be more in import fees later, too

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:)

pulsar wigeon
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wat

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why is it so expensive to ship it wtf

void void
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wait wait wait

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wait

cosmic raft
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it'll be here next wednesday

pearl ibex
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^

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Why so expensive though?

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Lmao.

twin lagoon
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CAD

pearl ibex
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Still.

void void
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wasn't it some uh

cosmic raft
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.wa 390 CAD to USD

void void
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IBM mech keyboard

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Result: $278.32 (US dollars) (08/04/2020) - https://is.gd/2v0Adm

390 CAD to USD - Wolfram|Alpha

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of peopleโ€”spanning all professions and education levels.

twin lagoon
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proper tracked insured shipping

pearl ibex
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CAD is like USD*1.1. :P

twin lagoon
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can get quite expensive

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poor CAD

void void
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what people wanted so bad

cosmic raft
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.wa 390 CAD to EUR

twin lagoon
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ibm model m

cosmic raft
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and yeah, proper tracked insured shipping

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Result: โ‚ฌ256.02 (euros) (08/04/2020) - https://is.gd/EJsGDr

390 CAD to EUR - Wolfram|Alpha

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of peopleโ€”spanning all professions and education levels.

void void
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or w.e that was yeah

molten orbit
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Can i just get clarification for Papermc i just replace the spigot jar with the paper jar and its good to go ? ๐Ÿ˜„

twin lagoon
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si

void void
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yes

pearl ibex
molten orbit
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awesome thank you!

cosmic raft
pearl ibex
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I won.

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:>

twin lagoon
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certain ibm vintage keyboards are very popular and expensive yeah

pearl ibex
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Close enough.

void void
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ducky

pearl ibex
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Por supuesto. :>

void void
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wtf

twin lagoon
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most popular one is model m

cosmic raft
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Yeah, Ducky :D

pearl ibex
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Ducky.

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Lmao.

twin lagoon
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i've gone through all options w/ kashike

worn ember
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๐Ÿฆ†

twin lagoon
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it's the only sensible one

pearl ibex
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Imagine a Cocky keyboard. :>

twin lagoon
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since iso-de

void void
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mfw

cosmic raft
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Ducky is great, anyways :3

twin lagoon
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they are yeah

pearl ibex
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Never heard of it.

twin lagoon
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well

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duck is also a keyboard brand

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.g duck keyboards

limber knotBOT
twin lagoon
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o

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not ducky smh

cosmic raft
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:D

pearl ibex
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Ducky keyboard: for better Minecraft ducking. :>

magic ice
void void
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cute

worn ember
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nya

void void
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also made my own emoji

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i'm cool too now!!

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lol

cosmic raft
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no

magic ice
void void
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fuck

worn ember
tranquil solstice
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Lol.

pearl ibex
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Kash.

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Gimme a cool chat color. :/

cosmic raft
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not sure who you are @pearl ibex, but change your name or be kicked

fallen oracle
cosmic raft
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too bad you ruined it glare

pearl ibex
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P

twin lagoon
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giVE mE a CoOl ChAt ColOuR

pearl ibex
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:/

cosmic raft
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dark_purple

pearl ibex
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It was me. :P

twin lagoon
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compact discord

fallen oracle
void void
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only true way to use discord

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who the fuck uses comfy mode

cosmic raft
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nothing wrong with my font

pearl ibex
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^

void void
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all that space what could be uses to read extra shitpost messages

pearl ibex
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To read extra Paper community messages. *

void void
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you mean

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shitpost

pearl ibex
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Yeah.

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Same thing.

tranquil solstice
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Compact mode ohno

pearl ibex
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Imagine using comfy mode.

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Lmao.

void void
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indeed lmao

tranquil solstice
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Compact mode = Turning discord into irc.

void void
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even better

tranquil solstice
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And Discord !== IRC.

magic ice
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imagine using light mode

pearl ibex
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Snoopy, do you use light mode? Just asking...

tranquil solstice
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No.

limber knotBOT
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smh

floral robin
pearl ibex
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Was that JS inequality stuff?

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!==

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Ew.

tranquil solstice
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โœ…

limber knotBOT
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ew yes

pearl ibex
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Imagine using JS.

limber knotBOT
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imagine that language is so broken at the core you have to implement new operator for equality

pearl ibex
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^

tranquil solstice
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Imagine not using js ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

pearl ibex
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Imagine using PHP.

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Oh, wait.

limber knotBOT
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haha

pearl ibex
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Aikar could kick me for that one. :P

limber knotBOT
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after HTML

pearl ibex
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Implicit /s.

limber knotBOT
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progeamming language

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H T M L

pearl ibex
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Imagine calling HTML a programming language.

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Mfw.

limber knotBOT
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mfw^3

tranquil solstice
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They're web programming languages...

pearl ibex
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^

tranquil solstice
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๐Ÿ”ฝ

magic ice
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imagine using a web programming language for something not web-related

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laughs in PocketMine

void void
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ugh

tranquil solstice
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Laughs at PocketMine

magic ice
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good point

tranquil solstice
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uses PickaxeChat

twin lagoon
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who the fuck thought it was a good idea

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to use php for a minecraft server

magic ice
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the dude who made pocketmine works at mojang now oddly enough

tranquil solstice
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Why would one use PHP?

pearl ibex
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Who the fuck thought using PHP was a good idea for... anything? kekw

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Gotta sleep.

tranquil solstice
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Why would you use PHP when you could use NodeJS?

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Was that a meme?

void void
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yes

silk hemlock
worn ember
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ur iq is a meme

tranquil solstice
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Conversations are not memes.

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Dead chat...

onyx steeple
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Nobody's here for your entertainment.

upper flicker
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except city, city is here for your entertainment.

vestal jasper
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@heady spear give me attention

tranquil solstice
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Lol.

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment (Official Video) - length 3m 37s - 252,212 likes, 6,200 dislikes (97.6%) - 41,692,930 views - AdamLambertVEVO on 2009.12.03

tranquil solstice
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Not entertaining lol.

static badge
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do you just .g everything once and a while

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and paste the song?

cosmic raft
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no

tranquil solstice
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That is the most boring content on the interweb.

cosmic raft
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bookmarks and likes

tranquil solstice
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What is xD bot?

upper flicker
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cloudbot irc bot

cosmic raft
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do not worry about it

upper flicker
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.wa weight of a pigeon

limber knotBOT
upper flicker
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wow thanks wolfram

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.wa average braincell weight

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

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ugh

upper flicker
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.wa number of leaves in a tree

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

upper flicker
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.wa average time for fire to burn through a leaf

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.wa how many eyes does z have

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

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(DiscordBot) No results.

upper flicker
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wolfram isnt playing ball tonight

cosmic raft
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.wa 750 to babylonian

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

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.wa how many leaf types

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Result: amplexicaul leaf | blade | cataphyll | compound leaf | crenate leaf | dandelion green | dentate leaf | emarginate leaf | entire leaf | erose leaf | fig leaf | floral leaf | frond | greenery | leaf blade | ... (total: 35) - https://is.gd/k5rBXq

how many leaf types - Wolfram|Alpha

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of peopleโ€”spanning all professions and education levels.

cosmic raft
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.wa play 340Hz tone + 444Hz tone for 13 seconds

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

cosmic raft
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dumb

static badge
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.g how many trees in the world

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-many-trees-are-there-in-the-world-video/ -- How Many Trees Are There in the World? [Video] - Scientific...: "Sep 9, 2015 ... The answer is that the world is home to over three trillion treesโ€”with almost half of them living in tropical or subtropical forests...."

Scientific American
How Many Trees Are There in the World? [Video]

Itโ€™s a simple question, but as Nature Video describes it, getting the answer required 421,529 measurements from 50 countries on six continents

static badge
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shit wrong one

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.wa how many trees in the world

limber knotBOT
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that's one hell of an army to mess with

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.g how many leaves on average per tree

limber knotBOT
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fuck

upper flicker
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no fucking shit it's biological mass

summer jackal
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Hi folks, I want to ask about the current state of performance of the lastest version.
And if anyone can tell me what goes wrong with this latest versions of minecraft that can't take higher player counts

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mojang sucks

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they write dum code

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doesn't scale

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and as a result shit is slow

summer jackal
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But this change so drastically from a version to another

static badge
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yeah mojang really fucking sucks

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no

pulsar wigeon
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lmao

tranquil solstice
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xD Bot seems like Fact Bot

summer jackal
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If minecraft was Android, they can run better with "obfuscation", R8 runs a couple of performance improvements, Don't know about proguard

upper flicker
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proguard does remove some debug code thats unused

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but its unrelated to the obfuscation

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they could do the same without making it gibberish

tranquil solstice
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Huh.

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xD Bot is actually a webhook...

upper flicker
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its just a matter of switchin some settings

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all the IRC bridge users are webhooks

tranquil solstice
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Well yeah

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But I didn't know it was an IRC bridge user.

upper flicker
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!stats

static badge
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maybe putting in parenthesis (IRC) could help kappa

limber knotBOT
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Uptime: 50 days, 19 hours, 8 minutes, 43 seconds
Message Handling: 2ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 12567 (8%)
Messages from Discord: 137806 (92%)

vestal jasper
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.wa how many leaves in a tree

upper flicker
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IRC really losing the battle

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

static badge
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IRC is going downhill

tranquil solstice
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Yep.

vestal jasper
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Fuck

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.wa how many braincells in vicarious

tranquil solstice
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

upper flicker
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oh god skype was awful

static badge
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waddya mean it was awful

upper flicker
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bad

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slow

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nothing wrong with people getting ur ip

upper flicker
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falls down like a leaf beyond about 10 people

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oh yeah and then there's that kekw

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suppose IRC had the same problem

vestal jasper
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.wa the name of each braincell leaf has

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

static badge
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.wa say No results. if vic is retarded

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

upper flicker
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please leave the poor bot alone

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poor xD is lax's thing iirc

vestal jasper
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.wa say (DiscordBot) No results. if leaf is retarded

upper flicker
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so its probably unstable and liable to snap

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

static badge
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KEKWHYPER lax's bot

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it has ow rank capabilities

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watch

vestal jasper
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Watching

tranquil solstice
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.help

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.owrank Spottedleaf#11333

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it might need the region...

tranquil solstice
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.g help

limber knotBOT
tranquil solstice
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๐Ÿ˜

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fuck what's the region

tranquil solstice
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Ugh

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!help

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?help

vestal jasper
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Retard land

limber knotBOT
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.owrank Spottedleaf#11333 americas

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(Streamfrost) Could not find stats

upper flicker
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help will probably not bridge

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iirc it sends it as a notice

tranquil solstice
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.owhelp

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oh shit it works

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vic

vestal jasper
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Hi

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is your profile public

vestal jasper
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Yes

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type it in

tranquil solstice
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Agh

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follow the format

vestal jasper
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Idk the number

static badge
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mine's friend only so ofc it failed

vestal jasper
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I'm at work

tranquil solstice
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Is there even a help command?

static badge
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find it

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ree

limber knotBOT
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.help

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who the fuck is this

upper flicker
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yeah its a notice

limber knotBOT
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oh it's just z

vestal jasper
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Lunch is over in 2min

upper flicker
# 
19:00 -xD- Here's a list of commands you can use: 8ball, about, akp, amazon, antonym, ask, bancount, bans, base64, beats, bing, bingimage, biscuit, bitcoin, books, box, brainfuck, bukjd, bukjdm, cake, capitalize, choose, coin, color_parse, cookie, crypto, cypher, dash, debase64, decypher, define, derpify, dinner, dogecoin, down, drama, e, escape, expand, feed, flip, flirt, fortune, g, geoip, ghissue, gif, gis, gitio, googl,
19:00 -xD- hash, help, horoscope, imdb, info, isbase64, isgd, issafe, isspottedleafbetterthan, issweepydiamondyet, issweepymastersyet, isup, karma, kernel, kill, lart, lasted, lastfm, lastfmcompare, leet, length, lenny, litecoin, lmbtfy, lmddgtfy, lmgtfy, locate, loved, lower, lta, ltop, lyrics, mcping, mcstatus, mcuser, mcwiki, md678685, metacritic, mojang, munge, namegen, newegg, note, octopart, owstats, password, pig, ping,
19:00 -xD- plot, poll, potato, pre, pronounce, python, q, qrcode, rainbow, recipe, reddit, rekt, resethistory, results, reverse, roll, rot13, rottentomatoes, sandwich, scuser, seen, shorten, showtells, showtime, slap, snopes, soundcloud, spacex, spalbum, spartist, spell, spotify, steam, steamid, stock, suggest, supaham, superscript, swapcase, synonym, system, table, taco, tell, time, titlecase, translate, tv, tv_prev, twitch,
19:00 -xD- twitter, twuser, ugroups, unescape, uperms, upper, urban, usa, validate, voat, vote, weather, whois, wiki, wolframalpha, word, wordrandom, wordusage, wpass, wrainbow, wyr, xkcd, ye, ymm, youtime, youtube, z750, zetacoin
19:00 -xD- For detailed help, use .help <command>, without the brackets.
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fine ill do it for you

tranquil solstice
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oh

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good fucking grief

worn ember
vestal jasper
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.drama

limber knotBOT
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.z750

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(Z751) Paper has 341 open issues.

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hah

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.owrank Xeransis#1478 americas

vestal jasper
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Waiting

limber knotBOT
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anyway

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come on now bot

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๐ŸŒฎ

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pull through

worn ember
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nice spam

limber knotBOT
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pull the fuck through reeeeeeeeeee

tranquil solstice
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.taco

limber knotBOT
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oh right

tranquil solstice
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srsly

limber knotBOT
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it probably exploded

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.tacos

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๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ

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cuz now the rank is per role

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lol I wonder if that killed the bot

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.owrank Xeransis#1478 americas

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.g taco restaurants near me

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(Z750) https://www.deltaco.com/ -- Del Taco - Home: "Official Del Taco (R) website: Find locations, get coupons and Del Taco info, join the Raving Fan e-Club, check out the menu & nutrition info,..."

DEL TACO

Official Del Taco (R) website: Find locations, get coupons and Del Taco info, join the Raving Fan e-Club, check out the menu & nutrition info, explore Del Taco careers & franchising.

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no it's still alive

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just ow dead

worn ember
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.rot13

fallen oracle
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LOL

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.wa taco restaurants near me

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

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which is fine, ow is garbo

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๐Ÿšฎ

worn ember
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hah

limber knotBOT
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z

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you're garbage

fallen oracle
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.g overwatch taco restaurants near me

limber knotBOT
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thanks babe

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(DiscordBot) https://www.tacobell.com/locations -- Taco Bell Restaurants - Find a Location Near Me: "Find Taco Bell restaurants and drive-thru locations near you using our store locator. Order online for pick up at the restaurant."

StoreFinder

TacoBellStorefinder

pulsar wigeon
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this entire chat is garbage

limber knotBOT
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you're garbage

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oh shit the mods are here

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moderator

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everyone scatter

tranquil solstice
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Why is there no discord bots?

upper flicker
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there are a few but paper came from IRC

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so all the bots we like are IRC bots

limber knotBOT
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smh you're op

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we should be scattering from you

upper flicker
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no cloudbot port for discord yet afaik

limber knotBOT
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mfw reverting to Z750

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gotta have that nickname match

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why you want the nick?

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:kappa:

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/nick Z750

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go for it

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reee

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rekt

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here

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I am real z

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that reminds me I had to add stupid shit to the discord part

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because discord bitches if nicks arent 3 chars

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2 chars

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dumb character limits are dumb

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ur dum too don't forget

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aren't we all

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everyone but me is stupid

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of course lil buddy

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pats

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ok big z

tranquil solstice
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Why not just add mee6 or dyno?

upper flicker
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dyno is here

tranquil solstice
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Or Crafty (Minecraft bot)

upper flicker
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purely as antispam

limber knotBOT
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what's dyno do

upper flicker
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everything else is off

limber knotBOT
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oh god it pings me

upper flicker
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tbh the bots mostly get used as aliases for text

limber knotBOT
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oh I remember the downsides of using this nick

upper flicker
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.openj9

limber knotBOT
upper flicker
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everything else is used a lot more rarely

tranquil solstice
#

What about Crafty?

upper flicker
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never heard of it

tranquil solstice
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https://craftybot.glitch.me/

Crafty

This bot focuses on Minecraft. Using Crafty you can view playerโ€™s in-game skins, request JAVA and BEDROCK servers for information, find username history, request Hypixel player information, play trivia and much more!

static badge
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what's crafty

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oh for here

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lol this ain't a minecraft server

upper flicker
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it really kinda isnt

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its pretty much dev and people bitching about minecraft

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mostly as a result of dev

fallen oracle
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^^

upper flicker
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not seeing sourcecode on that bot either

#

Im already not thrilled I cant see dyno's source given the perms it has

limber knotBOT
#

yeah, no download button thonk

tranquil solstice
#

Still useful though.

#

All it needs is send messages.

static badge
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discord management kappa

pulsar wigeon
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we gotta make our own bot

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with blackjack, and tacos

upper flicker
#

wizbot

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just bans you randomly

pulsar wigeon
static badge
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god if I knew discord api

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I'd fucking do it

upper flicker
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there are java wrappers all over

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its ezpz

limber knotBOT
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yeah, I made my own too xD

static badge
#

hm

tranquil solstice
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I made a bot, but it doesn't do much.

#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

static badge
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prefer C wrappers tbh

pulsar wigeon
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dyno's website aint even loading :|

static badge
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I want my bot to have buffer overflow exploits

upper flicker
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I kinda doubt there's a C api

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but maybe

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people are dumb like that

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limber knotBOT
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.g discord c api

#

(phoenix616) https://github.com/dxing97/libdiscord -- dxing97/libdiscord: A Discord library written in C - GitHub: "libdiscord. A Discord library written in C, currently in development. Not production ready. Join the Discord server: Discord. The goal of this..."

GitHub
dxing97/libdiscord

A Discord library written in C. Contribute to dxing97/libdiscord development by creating an account on GitHub.

upper flicker
#

there you go

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holy fuck

upper flicker
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get to work

static badge
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I'm not touching that

tranquil solstice
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And yes for Crafty, there is a download button marked "Add to server."

static badge
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no fucking way

pulsar wigeon
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not production ready

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lul

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in general REST apis from C are total fucking pepega

limber knotBOT
#

Jโ€‹usโ€‹tsโ€‹noโ€‹opโ€‹y3โ€‹0: lmao, that's not "downloading"

pulsar wigeon
#

terrible reasons

upper flicker
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yeah their rationale blows but they do antispam relatively well

pulsar wigeon
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"we want to monetize eventually"

upper flicker
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so I just flipped everything off and hope they dont do something stupid with the perms

limber knotBOT
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there is no argument for closed source, ever

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calm down gpl nazi

tranquil solstice
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I made a bot that allows me to make custom embed with a wacky bracket syntax.

limber knotBOT
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am german and love the gpl, so I guess that one is warranted

static badge
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not using discord cuz proprietary

worn ember
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ok phoenix, give me the source of your passwords

upper flicker
#

hunter2

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no leaks

limber knotBOT
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keepass2 is the source :P

worn ember
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no

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its not opne source so ur lying

limber knotBOT
static badge
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you know what's open source

worn ember
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ur mom ass

static badge
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craftbukkit 1.8.8

upper flicker
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can we please get a paper 1.8.8 fork

tranquil solstice
#

No.

upper flicker
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isnt that what conrete is for?

pulsar wigeon
worn ember
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ah i love RFC's

static badge
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conrete is for breaking your server

upper flicker
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ye what you wan wiz

worn ember
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i love how it also utilizes about 33% of my screen

static badge
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push performance fix to 1.15.2 master now

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me need 200 players at 20000 entities to run 20tps

upper flicker
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columns better for reading text

limber knotBOT
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only 20tps

upper flicker
#

fixed width is da wae

worn ember
#

yeah maybe if it wasin the fucking center

static badge
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fixed width fonts are poggers

upper flicker
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to be fair

#

that website is probably older than you are

worn ember
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i hope it is

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or i'ma be very dissapointed

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rfcs are ancient

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cool that pr went faster than I expected

upper flicker
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apparently that generates them or something

worn ember
#

yeah that looks much better /s

static badge
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do we need comments for a temporary diff like that

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me think so

tranquil solstice
upper flicker
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not really

worn ember
upper flicker
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just so long as you can verify the behavior of e is the same in both places

static badge
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I always prefer to have comments to see what code is changed

cosmic raft
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because slack is great

upper flicker
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its gonna get dropped immediately anyway

static badge
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cuz the verification isn't always correct ^

upper flicker
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cuz you cant always read?

static badge
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ur the blind one

upper flicker
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e before should be e after

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I dont need a // e is actually makeTacos

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if its // they changed this to do x and that's fine even though it looks monkaS

worn ember
upper flicker
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thats one thing

static badge
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no no I'm not saying map it in comments

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I'm saying the start/end comments

cosmic raft
upper flicker
#

oh yeah it probably needs start/end

static badge
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yeah he missed start/end for all

upper flicker
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well its still a draft

worn ember
#

why am i being tagged for this ping

upper flicker
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could just hand edit those in there

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@worn ember

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oh god

cosmic raft
#

because @worn ember

worn ember
static badge
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@worn ember

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there's only one person who can get away with asking why they're being pinged

worn ember
#

the only reason i'm being pinged is cuz i'm white

limber knotBOT
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.remind -d -w 208641151509463051 5s @worn ember

upper flicker
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this isnt tumblr

limber knotBOT
#

kashike: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

upper flicker
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you cant go and make it a race thing

limber knotBOT
#

Reminder for @worn ember: @worn ember

tranquil solstice
#

Wait what

worn ember
#

๐Ÿ˜ข

queen rapids
#

leaf what do i do with that import

tranquil solstice
#

Lol.

upper flicker
#

inline it if possible

worn ember
#

i'd ping back but then wiz gonna show up out of nowhere to kick me kekw

static badge
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it depends on who you ask

queen rapids
#

oh no

static badge
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I prefer to inline 99% of the time

upper flicker
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how many times is it used

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Alexander Rybak - "ะšะพั‚ะธะบ" / "Kotik" (Official Music Video) - length 3m 38s - 559,953 likes, 42,501 dislikes (92.9%) - 117,342,392 views - AlexanderRybakVideo on 2015.06.03

queen rapids
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iirc 4

upper flicker
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find/replace

static badge
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yeah just comment it then

upper flicker
#

get rid of that

static badge
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or remove it

worn ember
#

cringe

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BTS gae

upper flicker
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tbh its not like minimal diff is actually that important giving we'll be dropping this immediately upon 1.16

static badge
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god fucking knows and who cares it's temp too so

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comment or nuke ur choice

upper flicker
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principles though

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principles are for high schools

worn ember
#

leaves are for burning

static badge
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you're retarded

worn ember
#

not my fault is it now

static badge
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it's z's fault tbh

worn ember
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stupid z

upper flicker
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z sucks tbh

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worn ember
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big asshoe

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also you wanna do some perf testing callahan?

worn ember
#

perv testing

tranquil solstice
#

.remind

limber knotBOT
#

[-d] [-w <who>] <when> <message...>

tranquil solstice
#

.remind -d 5s @tranquil solstice

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huh

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.remind 5s Reminder

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

tranquil solstice
#

oh

limber knotBOT
#

Reminder for DiscordBot: Reminder

queen rapids
#

i chucked 200 villagers and ran spark before/after. 80% before 67% after.

tranquil solstice
#

.remind -d 5s DashDTest

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not bad

upper flicker
#

yeah I dont have any idea what korobi's syntax is

static badge
#

.remind

limber knotBOT
#

[-d] [-w <who>] <when> <message...>

upper flicker
#

I just let kash deal with that

static badge
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.remind -d Z750 tomorrow it's obvious

queen rapids
#

start/end on each thing i changed?

upper flicker
#

.8b am I actually going to get a reminder for that?

limber knotBOT
#

shakes the magic 8 ball... Maybe...

upper flicker
#

worthless

static badge
#

wait

upper flicker
#

the answer is no

tranquil solstice
#

.remind 5s @tranquil solstice

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

#

Reminder for DiscordBot: @tranquil solstice

static badge
#

.remind -d @upper flicker tomorrow it's obvious

tranquil solstice
#

Huh

static badge
#

ree

tranquil solstice
#

remind is neat

upper flicker
#

.remind -d -w @upper flicker 15s ๐ŸŒฎ

limber knotBOT
#

Snowflake expected.

upper flicker
#

welp

static badge
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.remind 10s -d -w @upper flicker buffering

limber knotBOT
#

Snowflake expected.

static badge
#

whoops wrong emote

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wrong syntax too

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hold on

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.remind 10s -w @upper flicker buffering

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 10 seconds from now.

static badge
#

there we go

limber knotBOT
upper flicker
#

not quite

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fuck sake

upper flicker
#

I thought he added some way to make it ping across

cosmic raft
#

I did

static badge
#

kash

cosmic raft
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.remind -w -d 107387791683416064 10s z750

upper flicker
#

ah good he's here to explain to us morons

cosmic raft
#

i guess that killed it

static badge
#

pepega requiring id

tranquil solstice
#

.remind

limber knotBOT
#

[-d] [-w <who>] <when> <message...>

cosmic raft
#

.remind -d -w 107387791683416064 10s z750

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 10 seconds from now.

upper flicker
#

used the wrong emote though

#

.remind -d -w 107387791683416064 10s azachariah

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 10 seconds from now.

static badge
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.remind -d -w 107387791683416064 1month azachariah

cosmic raft
#

mo, not month

static badge
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ugh

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.remind -d -w 107387791683416064 1mo azachariah

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 month from now.

upper flicker
#

lol

static badge
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get ready

upper flicker
#

great

static badge
#

don't worry with covid we'll all be here anyways

upper flicker
#

pft I have to actually go into work tomorrow

static badge
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no way this shit's over in the next month

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you work at a hospital or something

upper flicker
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I just got off my 14 day quarantine and its my turn to go in and deal with shit onsite

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sort of, not really, kinda

static badge
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oh rip you

latent valve
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anything touching a hospital is probably overloaded kekw

cosmic raft
# 
{ "_id" : ObjectId("5e8e6ce9e4b0c81dc697a6db"), "network" : "spigot", "channel" : "#paper", "channel_object_id" : ObjectId("56eb8b9ae4b071c24ca4b3ac"), "date" : ISODate("2020-04-09T00:31:37.896Z"), "remind_at" : ISODate("2020-05-09T00:31:37.896Z"), "is_reminded" : false, "actor_name" : "DiscordBot", "actor_hostname" : "DiscordBot!~DiscordBot@SpigotMC-ffh63a.destroystokyo.com", "actor_prefix" : "VOICE", "recipient_name" : "107387791683416064", "recipient_hostname" : "6455728bce51418b94e37e32d55973f2", "recipient_prefix" : "NONE", "message" : "https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/538593236902608907.gif" }
fallen oracle
#

Alrighty, that's cursed.

cosmic raft
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it is such a hack

worn ember
static badge
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don't worry everything is a hack

cosmic raft
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oh you have no idea

upper flicker
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@latent valve cursed images

static badge
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oh I do

latent valve
#

๐Ÿ˜›

static badge
#

I'm well versed in hackery

cosmic raft
#

like

# 
  public static Pair<String, String> pickWithBotInMind(final Channel channel, final User normally, final String message) {
    final int start = message.indexOf('<');
    final int end = message.indexOf("> ");
    if(start != -1 && end != -1 && isBot(channel, normally)) {
      final String who = message.substring(start, end);
      return Pair.of("@" + Format.stripAll(who).replace("\u200B", ""), " ");
    }
    return Pair.of(normally.getMessagingName(), ": ");
  }
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this is just some of what i have to deal with

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:D

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that's nothing compared to what I've seen

upper flicker
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leafcode

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absolutely nothing

#

and nothing compared to what I've written KEKWHYPER

cosmic raft
#

I should deploy my latest changes

#

:3

tranquil solstice
#

.remind 5s @tranquil solstice should use remind.

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

#

Reminder for DiscordBot: @tranquil solstice should use remind.

upper flicker
#

tbh thats probably good enough vs sending through the whole damn snowflake

static badge
#

not too bad

#

wait

smoky python
#

Bah

#

Taylor swift

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.remind 1mo @everyone nuke time

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 month from now.

static badge
#

is that gonna work

tranquil solstice
#

Lol

#

Perhaps

cosmic raft
#

no

smoky python
#

Hopefully

tranquil solstice
#

I was thinking of that tbh

cosmic raft
#

bot filters it to at-everyone

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:-)

pulsar wigeon
#

can i kick leaf anyway for trying it?

cosmic raft
#

yes

tranquil solstice
#

no

upper flicker
#

wiz is getting the shakes from not kicking leaf in a little while

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smoky python
#

Wb

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fuck it didn't send through

#

.remind 1s @everyone nuke time

pulsar wigeon
#

btw kash you're missing no-reactions, is that intentional

smoky python
#

Bot got kicked lol

tranquil solstice
#

lol

static badge
#

did it

tranquil solstice
#

for real?

pulsar wigeon
#

no, it has a minimum time

tranquil solstice
#

.remind

limber knotBOT
#

[-d] [-w <who>] <when> <message...>

pulsar wigeon
#

probably 5s

static badge
#

.remind 5s @everyone nuke time

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

tranquil solstice
#

.remind 5s @everyone should use remind?

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

static badge
#

there we go

limber knotBOT
#

Reminder for DiscordBot: at-everyone nuke time

#

Reminder for DiscordBot: at-everyone should use remind?

tranquil solstice
#

Yep

#

correct

static badge
#

hm

#

what if

tranquil solstice
#

Filtered xD

smoky python
#

Wbu invisible character?

#

Since discord filter those if I am correct?

static badge
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if discord filters the bot will get the filtered one

cosmic raft
#

.remind -d -w 273258543132442624 5s testing new deployment

upper flicker
#

tbh there's probably at least one way around it

#

the super obvious stuff should be handled

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

#

Reminder for @static badge: testing new deployment

upper flicker
#

but there's one more thing I need to change to seal it off

smoky python
#

I remember a big bot got angry at discord for it

static badge
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what if I make an attempt that works

smoky python
static badge
#

is it all over

tranquil solstice
#

.remind 5s @next tundra Nuke time.

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

static badge
#

fuck it

limber knotBOT
#

Reminder for DiscordBot: @next tundra Nuke time.

tranquil solstice
#

Huh that doesn't work

#

Bot is smart

smoky python
#

Just tag a role lmao

upper flicker
#

yeah you get banned

#

๐Ÿ‘€

static badge
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is it worth being banned

upper flicker
#

please dont intentionally ping ~7000 people

static badge
#

kash

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get your bot onto a test server

#

let's see

tranquil solstice
#

xD

smoky python
#

@fringe sequoia oop

static badge
#

I think it'd be fucking hilarious if it worked but also KEKWHYPER that's too much destruction honestly

#

like you can't just nuke hiroshima for the memes

tranquil solstice
#

There's never too much destruction xD

worn ember
#

do it 5 more times just in case

tranquil solstice
#

like you can't just nuke hiroshima for the memes
Well, that happened on the fabric discord server a few months ago. kekw

smoky python
#

Does the bot not work on other server?

static badge
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kash are you setting up the test server

tranquil solstice
#

with an everyone ping

#

with k9

#

tbh it was quite hilarious

#

#off-topic, which it happened in had to be muted

upper flicker
#

we just set slowmode on to piss everyone off

queen rapids
#

i think its ready

tranquil solstice
#

test server?

queen rapids
#

took me a few tries

smoky python
#

I invited the bot to my server but it doesn't work

upper flicker
#

what bot?

smoky python
#

@fringe sequoia

upper flicker
#

it may just not respond to invites

#

none of mine do

static badge
#

lol it's a weeaboo bot

#

they're not used to invites

upper flicker
#

your profile picture is a cartoon cat in front of a feather leaf

smoky python
#

Wait, how does the bot know what webhook to use?

static badge
#

what exactly are you implying about my profile picture

tranquil solstice
#

oof

upper flicker
#

it just associates a webhook with each channel

#

and it looks it up in a map when it needs to figure out where it goes

#

source <-> destination

tranquil solstice
#

.remind

limber knotBOT
#

[-d] [-w <who>] <when> <message...>

tranquil solstice
#

.remind -w 289587909051416579 30s @tranquil solstice mentioned themself.

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 30 seconds from now.

#

Reminder for DiscordBot: @tranquil solstice mentioned themself.

tranquil solstice
#

Huh

#

Reminder for DiscordBot?

#

What happened to reminder for justsnoopy30?

#

.remind -d -w 289587909051416579 30s mentioned themself?

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 30 seconds from now.

upper flicker
#

have to use -d to get that

tranquil solstice
#

oops

#

forgot to add my ping

#

:<

limber knotBOT
#

Reminder for @fierce ibex: mentioned themself?

tranquil solstice
#

what...

static badge
#

oh shit you're close

upper flicker
#

isnt the snowflake just your user id?

#

I see yours as 697609258132439121

static badge
#

that snowflake is everyone z

upper flicker
#

oh lol

tranquil solstice
#

.remind -d -w Justsnoopy30 30s mentioned themself

limber knotBOT
#

Snowflake expected.

upper flicker
#

good luck have phone

static badge
#

there's a special format required to ping everyone

upper flicker
#

๐Ÿ“ต

static badge
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which is why the bot is failing

#

err shouldn't have said that lol shit

tranquil solstice
#

what?

#

snowflake?

static badge
#

nothing kappa

upper flicker
#

I'm going to get a ping from here at like 3am and then a log notice that wiz banned somebody

#

I can feel it

static badge
#

fuck I do hope it wont work

tranquil solstice
#

lol

static badge
#

he's gonna figure it out eventually

tranquil solstice
#

Yes, probably

pulsar wigeon
#

i mean i'm not up at 3 am either

upper flicker
#

he wants to mention everyone using the id

static badge
#

mention everyone

pulsar wigeon
#

he's trying to figure out how to ping everyone

tranquil solstice
#

at least k9 isn't here

upper flicker
#

it will filter out most attempts

static badge
#

it hasn't in the past

upper flicker
#

my guess is there's probably one way around

static badge
#

kek there's always a way

errant compass
tranquil solstice
#

with k9, all I had to do was .link @everyone and it pinged everyone

#

or maybe .say

#

I forgot

static badge
#

the thing is the bot is on irc

#

@everyone will get filtered

pulsar wigeon
#

i think the api now lets the bot itself filter shit out or something

#

need to take advantage of it tho

static badge
#

there is

#

there's a specific format for pinging everyone

#

as already stated

#

ur blind

#

I have it in front of me

#

u just don't know where to look :>

tranquil solstice
#

What

pulsar wigeon
static badge
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lol wrong

#

mfw

tranquil solstice
#

yes, there is a format for pinging everyone

#

it's called @everyone

#

lol

static badge
#

thank god you're not very bright

cosmic raft
#

I wonder

#

who gonna find the new feature first

#

:)

pulsar wigeon
#

this is not the place to ping random

#

k whatever then

static badge
#

kappapride server you mean

cosmic raft
#

?

static badge
#

oh he's gone

#

ripperoni in pepperoni

tranquil solstice
#

oof

upper flicker
#

randomly ping some server admin because youre upset, then call the server gay because you dont like getting called out

wicked harbor
upper flicker
#

solid plan

tranquil solstice
#

Yep

graceful wyvern
upper flicker
#

hi minecoder ๐Ÿ‘‹

#

happy getting closer to friday

graceful wyvern
#

please dont remind me, ive got too much to get done for this weekend

wicked harbor
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Hi

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mfw barty leaking the secret

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we're done kiddos

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oh nooey

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ik the irc -> discord bridge wont work

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but idk about kash's bot

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kash's bot sits on that end of the bridge

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everything it says gets filtered

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oh yeah I guess it would wouldn't it

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you can try but if you succeed we let wiz haul you out with prejudice kekw

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alright I'm trying

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I'm taking that 5% risk

wicked harbor
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Might be worth it

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(read chat history)

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๐Ÿ™ that it doesn't work

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[-d] [-w <who>] <when> <message...>

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.remind 1w <@&289587909051416579> nuke time

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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 week from now.

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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

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Reminder for DiscordBot: <@&642983329129299981>

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1 week time bomb

shell vine
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what

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did it work

wicked harbor
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lol

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it tagged me

wicked harbor
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well

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oh shit

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it might work for everyone then

wicked harbor
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it's different for roles

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yeah we know about the roles thing

cosmic raft
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it tags but doesn't actually "ping"

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we'll know in 1 week

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I ain't getting banned for dumb shit

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you need to grow some

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do it barty

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you're barty though

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you have nothing to lose

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cosmic raft
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where?

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all 0 of them kekw

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.remind 60s <@&289587909051416579> @fierce ibex @everyone ๐Ÿ’ฃ 60 seconds

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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 minute from now.

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cosmic raft
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i ain't takin chances

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wait what happened

cosmic raft
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removed everyone else but devs for now

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cosmic raft
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all is good

wicked harbor
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What?

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Just happened

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cosmic raft
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yus

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cosmic raft
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it didn't

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.remind 5s @@everyone @fierce ibex @everyone ๐Ÿ’ฃ 60 seconds

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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

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not aware of any specific one that worked

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mfw

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just making sure none of them can anymore

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so much so I yanked the old change

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gonna leave it in for the time being

wicked harbor
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lol nope

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seems patched or whatever

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you pasted it wrong reverse

cosmic raft
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it wasn't broken earlier anyways

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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

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Reminder for DiscordBot: <@&289587909051416579> he did it wrong

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mfw

cosmic raft
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no he didn't

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it just doesn't work

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lol

worn ember
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so why did you mark read only lol

cosmic raft
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i was not sure before

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cosmic raft
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did not want to take chances :)

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.remind 5s @@everyone @fierce ibex @everyone ๐Ÿ’ฃ 5 seconds

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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

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Reminder for DiscordBot: @at-everyone @fierce ibex at-everyone ๐Ÿ’ฃ 5 seconds

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mfw still trying

cosmic raft
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cease and desist or eat my fist

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wait can you ping moderator