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rip corona
i skip the dishes
i'll wash them tomorrow
...is what i tell myself for days at a time
We've all been there wiz
the fuck is that
aikar is a satanist confirmed
religious fanatics are weird
Oatmeal raisin cookies are the best cookies
had some of those last week, makes father brought 'em down
flatmate 1 was unable to eat them because she's lactose intolerant
flatmate 2 didn't like them
So, full pack to myself, woop woop
(I was so happy, ngl)
Cookie dough ice cream is also amazing
what are the dis4irc commands?
.lart simple
rm -rf's simple.
afaik, there are none
!stats
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lies
pets cat
when you run a logging bot for a day
what are you showing
A screenshot
discord chat log
lol
@void void funny thing is i am working on discord stuff right now
noob
that'll teach you for using lambdas
@void void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4maoo4A3x4
Artist: Enigma
Title: Sadeness
Album: MCMXC a.D.
Genre: New Age
Year: 1990
This song offers an interesting contrast of languages - the sacred language of the church, Latin, and the sensual French. This song is not only about de Sade, but about love and sex, the soul and the f...
(DiscordBot) Enigma - Sadeness (Full Version) - length 7m 34s - 207,969 likes, 8,575 dislikes (96.0%) - 27,596,529 views - northborneo27 on 2014.10.06
no im watching some guy build a house boat
RELEASE DATE: 2020-03-02
LABEL: Infrasonic Pure
CATALOG: INFRAPU067
A palette of sweeping melodies, euphoric energy and bags of emotion, are just some of the ways to describe this next r...
here you go
my favourite part is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RZrrBQN3ZM&t=2m4s
Do you folks have a sets of recommended plugins regardless of playstyle/gamemode?
CMI looks very useful in that its a plugin that's able to take the place of many others, decreasing the number of plugins*
WorldEdit seems to be nice but I guess it would be good to purchase the AsyncWorldEdit Premium plugin alongside it // and WorldGuard seem to be useful aswell, esp since worldguard is apparently bundled with "WarmRoast" that helps debug issues alongside timings
I have yet to install any of those plugins, but what are you folks's thoughts on good plugins for servers (our usecase so far has been vanilla survival + resource world + multiverse for a Hungergames world) 
huh, what do those * indicate ?
What motivated ya to use "CompactEssentials" over EssentialsX ?
this fucking file won't import REEEEE
:3 AsyncWorldError
What happened to FAWE then
lead developer went awol, people have picked up development again
I actually hate Wikipedia.
Welp city
They only tested tsh not the other shit which is stupid.
But it's "normal"
So :)
Dum shit.
@heady spear up derr^
The "normal" range is quite big, but if your (quite severe symptoms) were caused by hypo then you would be quite far outside the normal range, in most cases
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you were still going to talk to the doctor tho?
It says am 1.13 and normal is 0.4 to 4.5
Yeah I guess but they scheduled me really far out
So rip whatever
And am not even seeing a doctor he's a "physicians assistant"
I mean tell them how you're feeling and what problems you have. If it's not thyroid problems, it's something else
Ye probably whatever
It could be literally anything else. Feeling like shit isn't normal, even though you may feel like it is
👀 you sure about that
like I've felt like shit for ages and I've also felt good for a while, and it's... weird
now I feel like shit again and it's shitty 😛
Well, yea. I didn't feel Uber shit today. Which consequently is the day I got tested.
So idk.
I'm sure it'll hit again shortly
The rounds 
=]] what a life
but also stop doing drugs, get exercise, eat well and have a consistent sleep schedule
ez pz ways to improve your quality of life
I don't do drugs lol
u smoke a lot, drugs r bad >:(((
here ud be in prison forever
u have chronic marijuana hangover
I don't
I stopped
Lol.
A long time ago now
Almost 4 months sober from weed and nicotine...as for alcohol, I drink here and there.
But ye, whatever
Simple the drug guy I guess
ok well then exercise, eat well, sleep and also start doing amphetamine
Nice
what? you don't randomly get OCD
very differenet
just use -Xmx16G and stop being a dum
y tho
Define it in bytes.
also 1GB = 1000MB, not 1024.
G is giga, not gibi :]]
Well, power of 2 doesn't really matter. No matter what, it'll always be a multiple of 8 bits, that's more important imo 😛
Hey guys
What do you think about TOTP authentication instead of typical server passwords?
I mean, it's way more secure but it requires you to have a 2fa auth app.
I'm working on my server right now and I came up with this idea, but I wanna know is it still comfortable to use 2fa apps to authenticate, or I should just use Authme
Online mode=true best security
my server is targeted for ukrainian and russian audience.
unfortunately, half of them will have pirated minecraft copy:(
Lmao
Then don't allow them to join
no i'm not supporting piracy
U are
You are lol
anyway my question was not about piracy
Onlinemode=true
That whta u should do that secure
Pirates don't get love here
i dont think that anyone supports piracy if they allow their players to join their servers in offline mode
L
Well you support piracy since u allow "offline" cracked player to join



no, really, i dont wanna look like a damn badass admin with a poor server for pirates
and at the same time i dont wanna lose a part of potential audience

ok well then exercise, eat well, sleep and also start doing amphetamine
That's a good advice ngl
Ethot you're a thot
anyone here use Hetzner i9-9900K? I wanna know what clockspeed it's at since they dont disclose it on the website
it fast
can they do that to fawe
Android's Generic Kernel Image (GKI) now has the WireGuard support enabled as a built-in option as of yesterday.
ah yes now we wait while vendors actually stop raping 3.0.x kernel series
Soon
Hi to all of you here ^^
hello sunlight deficient gamers
I figured after some time of trying I'd go here for some help, although I see someone already asking for help in #paper-help with similar problem
What timingcost means? Timing cost.. cost of some resources?
Oh, great, thought so
Yeah
That's nice to now too, so should probably get a better CPU for myself. Well, I knew that, but there's so much money about that, damn
@brazen bane I think there should be, there's a lot of things that you can tinker in settings and also fixes that aren't in Minecraft (you can turn off some too)
nice so our uni gives us free access to the math book online
wtf
wish I would have known that before I spent $100 on it 😄 😄 🙂
bruh
On the plus side, you now have something to gather dust on your shelf
that's what the cat is for
I l0ve online meth
i think you just love meth
Hi all, Zed from block game server here - hope you are all safe and healthy 🙂

Truuuu
I definitely don't do that
why is there Simba everytime i open the IRC
😆
Help my stupid ass. D:
I'm almost as retarded as @static badge.
I can't get a fractal
I keep getting different shit.
can i make passive mobs into hostile mobs now or nah?
And the one i should be getting: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Chaos_Game_square-EH-1.png
do u have to guess how to make it
how are they hard?
if you leave for any reason discord takes your roles away
quit, kick, drinking bender, etc
I dont know if that bot is up or if youre on that list
y is wiz's name super hard to read
Wait is that server-specific or all around Discord? Surely server-only?
now I might not see that it's wiz and then I might not know to ignore him 😦
the bot can be on whatever server it is put on
discord losing your roles is a discord thing
the bot is just something that remembers you and adds them back on join
Just gotta get kicked and I can use reactions again 
that was quick
Ok
illegal java stuff
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
guys why does the world lag more than end and the nether
Bruh did they really just say “oh yeah just wildcard import system to save 2 characters”
import ∞;
.g intellij disable * imports
(KennyTV) https://www.jetbrains.com/help/idea/creating-and-optimizing-imports.html -- Auto import - Help | IntelliJ IDEA: "Disable wildcard imports. When the number of classes that IntelliJ IDEA has imported from the same package reaches the limit ( 5 by default), the..."
Basic procedures to create and optimize imports in IntelliJ IDEA. Learn more how to import the missing import or XML namespace.
der u go a single google search
it's insane how the official solution to disable that functionality is still to just set the class amount to 999..
Why is it insane?
The other way would be minus 1
^
or just a "Disable wildcard imports" checkbox
that's two UI elements instead of one
oh no that would be impossible!
it breaks as soon as you have over 999 classes...
runs
no, but it's not necessarily a good UX decision
TOO MANY WORDS
A lot easier to understand. Less doesn't mean better x]
^
also phoenix, -1 would solve that
more doesn't mean better either
everyone can sling opinions without doing proper UX testing
if you can't search for "disable wildcard" in the settings and have that turn up then it's bad UX
easier to understand and more intuitive tbh
that is a valid point actually phoenix
I don't think "specify values that definitely exceed the number of classes in a package and the number of names in a class (for example, 999)" is very intuitive at all
they just use the old workaround in their official docs now...
that's their "fix"
dum fix
even a dum fix is a fix ^^
f=w
x=z 
fix your font ffs
thats an electroniccat screenshot right there
and you are a thief of braincells
anydesk sometimes randomly fucks the font like that for me, those some dark few minutes
same
have a feeling it is version specific or sth cuz it happens when my gf connects to me sometimes but not from my phone ever
get on my level https://raw.githubusercontent.com/oakes/vim_cubed/master/vim3.gif
wrong link lol
really is
starts writing fire on the screen
xeyes was great too. just eyes all over random desktops staring at your mouse
How would I obtain the 1.12.1 paper source code?
.1 oO
we do not track each minor version
so you would go find the commit that bumped it to 1.12.2, and then git checkout the commit that preceded it
Thank you, I'm going to go through and find it






Duck fails again
no u
you're still se great pizzany I see
oh it's Z970
Z250v3
Z3.14
z<insert funny suffix>
ZKennyTV
Haha good one Kenneth
KennyTV is pretty funny
always
but people don't laugh with him but at him'
imagine how bad you are that even a duck in pizza costume can roast you
Nice one
Oh god
Oh fucking god
The teacher at my old school made a video
(MiniDigger) CoronaGrüße aus dem GBG - length 4m 58s - 336 likes, 15 dislikes (95.7%) - 2,676 views - Georg Büchner Gymnasium der Stadt Köln on 2020.03.30
lol my old school is also the Georg Büchner Gymnasium... just not in cologne 😂
CoronaGrüße 
I dont know why I clicked, I dont speak german
weirdo
but not that
germans.
Not being Slav.
The red head was my maths teacher in 5-7th grade
Made sure to made me always miss one or a half point to an A
In every single fucking exam
😂
Ah that kind of teacher.
I don't recognize half of them anyways, been 5 years now
Not sure if the rest is missing or just left the school
5 years and you don't recognize them 
No it's new ppl
whos MiniDigger?
And I mean, more like 7 years
Since I didn't attend much classes in the last two years 😂
Fucking YASSSS!!!!!
Am the local drunk German @Jazzzi, who are you?
W H 
i mean this isn't really a GP discord so don't expect much
I thought this was a catch all for tech related problems
basically i have a big admin claim and it because its an admin claim it keeps removing my empty minecarts
Switch to a non-admin claim.

MiniDigger: German is fun to learn :D
You're insane
^
@pearl ibex what's that in that picture
a fractal
nah, German is a nice language
unlike English
me and my Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft disagree
what kind of fractal though
It's nice for an hour at best. Then you get der/die/das and it becomes stupid. You might convince yourself that a lot of other languages have that as well, so whatever. But then a week in you learn that Germans change the articles for words and the spelling for nouns depending on their position in a sentence and you'll soon want to die.
der/die/das isn't that hard
it's fun writing "die kinder" and knowing that kinder means children
"die children"
lol
disgusting little germ sacks anyways :P
dont you have kindergartens?
MiniDigger: yes
and kinder products from fererro?
Kinder Surprise, yup
Der/die/das is just memorization. Which quickly becomes very meh when you have to learn 3000 words for stupid high school.
so you need to know german to know what kinder means
nope
gendered articles are also making student life and writing worse and worse with gender politics
but learning der/die/das and they're using kind/kinder a lot :P
Die Kinder, das Kind iirc.
dont you love that its das mädchen, not die, but der junge?
That's because of the -chen suffix isn't it?
SEXIST
MiniDigger: well
its because we hate women tbh
that hasn't confused me all that much
ein/eine got me a couple times
we have something called generical masculinum and just use masculinum and mean both
We have the same thing here, "het meisje" (the girl) and "de jongen" (the boy). And if you think that "het" is then the female aritcle, no: "de" is for both male and female and "het" is ungendered...
For us it's for the exact same reason. The "-je" suffix on the "meisje" makes it ungendered 🙂
dutch is just german and english put in a bowl, throw some drunk german in there and pick out the worst things
bruh
closes eyes
grabs language features
"Yep, this is surely bad, let's do this"
if only our lang was as simple as English
English and simple in the same language
what annoys me the most about german sie Du/Sie
get the fuck out
its simple compared to Dutch
English is my first language, the only one I actually "know"
and I was in fucking English-as-a-second-language in school
English sucks
The funny thing is, since we only have two articles, it might seem easier than German, since they have three. But we do make a distinction between male and female in possesive words and since "de" is for both male and female, you don't know which one the word is based on gender, so... memorization comes in yet again 🙂
😦
I cant even tell what that means
"May I have the water" literally
gjällo
That was basically German for me in high school. "This sounds similar to this, so..."
hearing dutch is sometimes easier than reading it
or like, reading it "loud" in your head helps
Well the correct sentence would be "Mag ik het water", but still
except if you speak it with a Belgium accent
cause fast dutch speaking is impossible to understand
Achually if you're from Belgium it's Flemish (yes they are the same, but let's pretend they aren't)
Belgium doesn't have a government
Den Kopf gewaschen bekommen? Einfach mal beim Köbes ein Wasser bestellen.
Jetzt jitt et op d´r Deckel - Echtes Kölner Kulturgut in 5 Episoden.
Produktion: Lauter Leute (https://www.lauterleute.com/ )
(MiniDigger) Köbes Comedy Episode 2 - Jetzt jitt et op d´r Deckel - length 26s - 30 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 9,262 views - Privatbrauerei Gaffel on 2019.05.10
let alone they don't all share a language
this is how ppl speak (and behave, lol) in our local pubs here in cologne
Who needs a government when you have dialects of your neighbouring countries 🙂
Mixed beer? You can order it, but you shouldn't.
Jetzt jitt et op d´r Deckel
Production: Lauter Leute (https://www.lauterleute.com/ )
(MiniDigger) Köbes Comedy Episode 4 - English subtile - length 28s - 274 views - Privatbrauerei Gaffel on 2019.12.18
they subtitled it 😂
Köbes Comedy - Jetzt jitt et op d´r Deckel.
Episode 6:
Wie gewonnen, so zerronnen – ob das auch bei unserem Köbes gilt?
Jetzt jitt et op dr Deckel Staffel 2 – jede Woche eine neue Folge!
Produktion: Lauter Leute (https://www.lauterleute.com/ )
Weitere Folgen:
https://www.you...
Oh no it's German humor, run!
(MiniDigger) Köbes Comedy Episode 6 - Jetzt jitt et op d´r Deckel - length 32s - 22 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 3,096 views - Privatbrauerei Gaffel on 2019.10.30
god I love it
"Ill take what he has"
Alright, that one is funny
Germans don't joke.
what do you think why I always offer whoever comes to visit cologne for the first time a beer?
its always so funny to see outsiders react to the "servants" here
we call them köbes
and they speak kölsch
they also serve kölsch
since my city has the only language you can drink
this is how peak kölsch sounds like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-UEcF8eg18
(MiniDigger) Kölsches Original - Eine Pfütze auf dem Sofa - length 5m 48s - 621 likes, 45 dislikes (93.2%) - 123,654 views - Godoy2010 on 2013.08.07
That's not even that bad tbh
No u
@woven otter Restricted Chaos Game fractal.
Now I want to do void-like functions in Python...
no u
thanks
billy is back
Turns out my dad is 65k in debt... And has to file bankruptcy and they're gonna take all our shit...
wtf ded
how
Yeah...
april fools is tomorrow
It's not a joke...
The fuck did he do?
Shitty accountant that didn't do his work properly
And things that haven't been done properly for years and suddenly show up
A yes, the infinite postponing.
It was originally 13k but because of the prosponing and shit it turned into 65k
Capitalism.
Yeah..
fuck man
They can't take anything from me though but still
what exactly does "all our shit" include then?
was he not working through an LLC? or does tax fraud or whatever not protect you from that?
is suing the bookkeeper not an option?
Anyway best thing you can do in that situation is (actually before it) transfer everything you have to to someone else, get bankrupt, permanently broke, but they can't take anything from you.
courts probably don't like that and see through it though
That's not very encouraging
never knew yamaha did nice quality big keyboards, i always associated them with cheap plastic keyboards that you find in schools and such
Yamaha is one of the top brands when it comes to this shit whut
they do the low end garbage just to capitalize on that market too
but their main products are all high end
wow, most expensive yamaha thing i've seen has probably been £10. definetly worth it, had a music friend back at school and he complained so much about the cheap rubbish keyboards
Suprised me that he prefered these good quality pianos, since i'm used to these rubbish ones that have require little force to press. very different feel of keys
wow, most expensive yamaha thing i've seen has probably been £10
looks at the yamaha yzf-r1
isn't the yamaha yzf-r1 a motorcycle?
yes
technically the motorcycles are a different company now
the motorcycles from yamaha motor UK, apparently they "revs your heart"
nah it's a japanese company still
UK is just the subsidiary that deals with UK stuff :P
I have some semi decent hemingwey e piano
If I wanted to die, that would be the bike to do it on.
I just sold my Yamaha. Traded it in for a Kawasaki zx-6r. I don't like the new redesign of Yamaha :3
someone probably would want to, though for me i'm not fan of piano music, i'm just metal and rock
and grunge is also great
huh never heard of grunge
someone finjally got the Nirvana and Metallica reference
who is kennytv and why is he a bot
it's an irc bridge
ok
That's what he wants you to think
irc?
"I'm Rapid Chatbot"
Tag the webhook if you want.
He's definitely not a person
true
what irc client are you using?
Link your SoundCloud. I'll listen. I like all music, except country and mumble rap
irc have bots?
mumble rap
Srpski Rap.
irc have bots
If you make them, yes.
https://soundcloud.com/thevipershow/dragonborn-piano-improvisation this was just a test of the built-in .flac recorder
This is an improvisation, and can differ from original piece.
what is the irc
the messages we write into the irc channel are sent to discord through the webhook
did you?
Is improvisation as in you played in the same style as in the original?
i thought that was good, appears i don't know what good sounds like then
I saw mention of Nirvana and got excited
Play beethoven's moonlight sonata
Any movement.
(I can only play 2nd movement cause I'm slow lol)
that's probably the hardest piece I've ever played
I can't tell if it's good, but good job, can't hear any bad fingering or mistakes
(number 3)
i tend to be deaf to music if it's not got lots of strange noises and shouting
so you could show me some rubbish and i wouldn't be able to tell
I only like music without any kind of voices. Sometimes I enjoy a choir, but preferably not.
first i've heard of a router having speakers
🤔 You could record a rack, then make an algorithm that turns blinks into sounds.
(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0 -- The Sound of dial-up Internet - YouTube: "Nov 9, 2008 ... I was bored so I wanted to see if I could get free dial up internet so I found that NetZero still has free service so I put in the..."
I was bored so I wanted to see if I could get free dial up internet so I found that NetZero still has free service so I put in the number and heard the glorious sound of the Dial-up. Remind me of years gone. Unfortunately I was not able to make a connection.
ah, modem, i was thinking of modern routers
i think my phone still supports modem internet, i prefer 2G though
@wide chasm look up Explosions in the Sky. Isna lyricless Houston based band <3
anyone knows how to activate this?
SQLoader
it's a plugin or something like that? or just a config
I think it's just telling you it's initializing the loader.
why does a cosmetic plugin need an sql connection?...
To store player data.
and where is the loader?
That was amazing.
some spigot chat plugin with sql logging
Im not a dev, or similar. sorry for that
michael found out that it doesnt use prepared statements
im just asking
so I went on trying to exploit it
entering \', (SELECT sleep(1000))); -- % in chat crashed every server that has venture chat with the sql logging enabled
Doesn't seem like it's really my style Billy
author didint even respond to our pm on spigot and fixed it without thanking us
pff
lol
expecting a plugin author on spigotmc to thank you
sql injection 
ye sorry my bad
thats why I dont use the site anymore
oh nice I have 8500 positive ratings
https://i.imgur.com/LGZ7au6.png this feels good 😂
that dude is the worst
He's the one with 200+ resources right?
huh
to not make plugins depend on "premium" plugins
lol
he has his bazillion token enchants addons
Oh yeah, those things.
he is selling addons to a already paid plugin
thats why the rule was added
like
how did this ever pass initial review? :/
how is it still up
278.1kB jar though, I wonder what he's shading
its obfuscated 😂
its violating the new obfuscation rules 🤔
He'll probably have to change his obfuscation method then for a new update
wtf even
this is a 1.50 dlc to an 18.50 plugin
and people buy this shit?
lmao
theres shit in there thats definitely not used for the drill enchant
hes shading some kind of collection lib to blow up jar size
I mean even under the new rules, calling sudo on first startup is fair game.
inb4 fastutil lib thingy
nah
lol
Don't shade it then, include it. 
i used one of this plugins API's and that shit was just horrible to work with
when i asked him for help he pretty much just told me to go fuck myself 🙂
lol
10/10 would do again
It's better then getting banned for pointing out a bug.
Speaking of terrible APIs, I'm praying that I never have to work with MvdWPlaceholderAPI again
papi <3
papi > that thing any day
i was gonna say, just use papi lol
I do, I had both papi and mvdw
Try using Aparapi... looks very fun.
those collectors cant take my router right? As its property of my ISP
And yes papi supports mvdw, but that's complicated, users were very confused, but users can go fuck themselves this time around, I'm not doing that again.
and i need internet to do my homework lmfao
bruh that shit is bad
The ISP will take it when the bill will go unpaid.
also considering the timing
eh most teachers arent keeping track of homework, only 1 sofar has badgered me
well, its not going to go unpaid, they're just taking all our shit thats on my dads/the company's name
I think I still have some code lying around to trick that plugin into thinking I bought one of his plugins, cause that's mandatory even if you want to test your own placeholders.
🤔
well i guess they'll freeze my dads bank accounts
Oh.
And how is it?
I know I didn't link any shared trash recently.
As most hosts just ban me from buying VPS trash.
Any plans for it?
Backup machine.
~paper-2970
See patch notes for full description
This patch reduces the number of unnecessary entity tracker updates that occur when movement packets are processed by the server. In testing, it has reduced the time taken to process such packets by up to 4x. Packet processing for movement packets often show high in timings reports and are usually the cause for oversleep
Although I have tested this on my own and on my small survival server (and noticed no issues), I haven't got the resources to test this on servers with any more than about 10 concurrent players. Although it should scale well with player count, external testing would be appreciated
Paperclip (based on 112): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1j2hSTpOFbGo8ioeOM7vZal9wAgzUWWra/view
tomorrow we're going to start moving all our audio equipment to a friends house to store it there till they're done taking inventory, so we can use that equipment to sell it and get back on our feet, cuz they'll take the cars and everything thats not essential
i wonder what did your dad need an accountant for?
to do the accountancy?
Tax evasion.
not tax evasion lol
accountancy for home?
my dads company
ah, well good luck, once you get uback sue that accountant
yeah we're looking into if theres anything to gain from it
but so far it looks like its not worth the trouble
2TB is a bit too much for some Discord bots.
make sure to be dramatic when doing it, you can get mor emoney out of it when you talk about alls tress and costs thanks to lost business time, imaginary care from family etc
Don't trust any storage medium.
well we owe 65k so i doubt whichever he can provide will be even nearly enough to make it so they dont take everything we own

unfortunate thing with suiing people is that you have to wait, it's always first get back on your feat, then revange
good luck
it was originally like 13k which just built up over the years cuz we had no clue about it, idk what the original 13k was from tho, but i think it had to do with some reforming
unfortunate thing with the legal system, often has a tough time with keeping you up to date. and they don't want to cos if they wait they can get lots more money as well
people are often selfish, i've had it hapen on a smaller scale, but what matters is getting stable. that's the priority
so are the i'm guessin bailiffs or something coming soon?
as soon as my dad files bankrupcy they'll come take up inventory
which he's doing in the next few days
we dont know when exactly they'll come tho
ye, they give a range so that you can't prepare and hide all the money stuff before they come
so we're moving shit before he files bankruptcy so they cant prove anything
very good
this is some real dodgy shit
legal system is dodgy by design, most buggy program ever written
lawyers are really just loud people exploiting the system
the issue is, we're in quarantine so we're not allowed on the road except for essential travel
so moving stuff is gonna be hard
i doubt police will stop you, unless you look like you're having a party you'll prob be fine
this really couldn't have come on a worse time tbh
yes, worst timing def
no, you get fined here for non essential travel
and i'm pretty sure you need to go back home
you could say you're bringing some medicine or something
with a truck full of audio equipment 
never said it was a good idea
seized audio equipment from corona parties?
and saying we have to go install it isn't an option either cuz parties are also prohibit lmao
maybe say someone bought it and you have to do home delivery
we'll just get someone to drive infront to check if theres any control stations
racist
there's probably a way to get round of them, no way they've covered all of the routes to the house
maybe go on a bike and scout ahead, it's exercise, or going to a shop
its kinda far
I hate these lockdowns. I can't go ride my motorcycle, other than to/from my essential job :3
yeah
i went for a run this afternoon and i've never seen so many people going for a walk in my life
same here, never seen so many people
people are bored out of their minds without work
well if people wouldn't violate those damn lockdowns and restrictions we might be out of them faster
meant to stay inside, but i swear that was double record i've seen of pepole on that path
especially old pepole
problem is health care system will crash immediately
You either take it slowly and pretty much everyone survives, you infect everyone and a lot of people die or you pick some spot in between
it will very likely get worse, but priority is slow it down a ton for health care not to crash, then get cure
why
damn it i'm not invincable in that case
Netflix recommended I watch the old Outbreak movie from the 90s. So i watched it. Again. Afterwards I looked at my wife and said "where the hell is the Corona host so they can make a damn cure already?!"
yeah but did they have underlying conditions or smth
maybe not
or were they just 'healthy'
i thought it's 1-4%
shakes the magic 8 ball... Most likely
well its still more than 0, so some are going to die regardless
.8ball will I die of corona?
shakes the magic 8 ball... Yes, definitely
lmfao
gg
oof
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Mortality rate varies from country to country. All depends on their healthcare system
yes depends on the damn curve
true, poor south italy will have trouble, even rich italy health care is bad apparently
well our healthcare system is one of the best and the mortality rate is the same as most other countries
which country u in?
Belgium
i'm in UK
because colours :)
italy their healtcare system is pretty trash tbh
and the outbreak came so suddenly they werent prepared at all
*colors
even if they had a good warning, they prob wouldn't have done much
I like colour
stupid bot
colours is everywhere else :p
colour is normal to me, color strange
The word is prettier 🙂
Fun fact: Canada is part of America
runs away
prettiest lanuage in my opionion is polish
bruh what
polish sounds like a bunch of drunk germans
i dont really remember what polish sounds like
"drunk germans" all Germans are drunk though, ask Mini
good point
the polish accent isn't as straining as the german accent, it's a bit lighter in tone
and way less straining than the english accent
cos enlighs has got that kind of vibrating tone when you speak it, most others don't have that
enlgish also seems very posh to me, even the slang seems fancy
not that much difference between versions of english, it's a very easy language
polish often ends up sounding like a drunk yoda, not much sense in it whjen translate directly
hello guys!
cuumlabs
hey, i heard that minecraft post 1.13 server performance sucks cos of: more entitys, and apparently mojang switched to lists from hashmaps, anyone know if true?
what the fuck
who said that lmao
"yea mojang just replaced all lists with hashmaps and that slows things down mhm"
no, no, the other way around
of course replacing lists with hashmaps wouldn't slow stuff down
/s
i mean apparently they replaced a bunch of the hashmaps to lists
just some rumour i heard from a friend on 2b2t
streams have nothing to do with maps or lists tho

both types of collections can be streamed
sounds like someone just slinging bullshit tbh
maybe it's because of not enough MULTITHREADING
i like the idea that there's on the github somewhere with the regions
wow, dat necroing
unfortunately been no progress with the implementation of it
the concept in itself is broken if you want to use it with any public plugin
well Aikar always brings some lovely stuff
Aikar really likes to write essays lol
ok zoomer

nice thing about that implem is that you don't have to change much with how all the world and entityhs and physics works and all that
if you create a few stripped down server instances, and one master, could work with some management

what's that fix static context indentiing trying to do?
oh, so just fixing indenting for readability?
s/ for readability//
Correction, <DiscordBot> <07Nirvallica> oh, so just fixing indenting****?
he a simp
How often should a server be restartet? daily/weekly? And what about the proxy? Can anybody help me out? :3
3PM
never listen to ethots

rip
21:13 -- Korobi (~korobi@SpigotMC-fmifjl.1bs4.mp63.04f8.2a01.IP): An unexpected error occurred while executing the command.
it's been up so long uptime is broken again
.$shutdown
ship sinks
I can't even type the command correctly 
.$mem -p
239358304 bytes (228 MB) / 379584512 bytes (362 MB) up to 7428636672 bytes (7084 MB)
U: 2m24s | Q/P/s: 0/202/1.4 | Cache{networks=4, channels=39, commands=1}
.$vstats -p
.$mgmt chan config #paper
Current config for '#paper' on 'spigot': logs | commands | reminders | seen
what is the plugins i for people to play MC 1.14.4 on my 1.15.2 server
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lame
Can i get some help :/.
Anyone know why when I place a brick block then a brick slab ontop of it the brick block will turn into dirt slowly?
Slowly?
Like how if you would place grass under grass the grass block with turn into dirt over time
no datapack.
We are running latest version of Paper
and viaversion
it's probably viaversion
This is why protocolhacks aren't supported ^_^
IRC
huh
The bot messages come from the paper irc
oh
yo it's april fools
Hypixel just decided to change people's skins with plugins https://i.imgur.com/9CtobXj.png
Make rocketship fast.
Power is back 🐋
Is there something like live sync for minecraft servers, similar to vm live syncs? So you could keep a copy of a paper server and have a live copy of it running in case I wanted to make changes on it an then bungee would move the players there
@NickAc just because you are on an old version it doesn't mean that mojang can't edit stuff like skins or even the client auth service directly
the diff is also technically smaller due to the number of characters being reduced
Timestamps also look correct to me, can anyone else verify?
I expect something like this today.
did your city lose power as well or what? lol
mfw it isnt even april here yet
sounds like gov is trying to prank us
It's Germany... So yeah.
I'm expecting big things from paper today, I just force players to play on a fake skyblock server on join lol
I added a maximum amount of blocks you can mine/place a couple of years ago. and linked them to a fake VIP buy site xD
I translated all of chat to a random Balkan language.
Истина, нисте у праву, али погледајте, неко од нас не говори кинески.
Srb is better.
No.
today I stand to defend my species https://github.com/ViaVersion/ViaBackwards/commit/ca6d363a57b55f7fb9b1ed00131afdf43c5acad0
dum
If I had to guess I'd say it wasn't translating the Dinnerbone Easter egg correctly for 1.14 clients?
Lmao
... or maybe that, too
no that's a very important fix for the very important high-performance-update branch
but other than that, some entity remaps, and maybe block remaps, that's all the ideas I have
it names every entity dinnerbone, so that they're rendered upsidedown by the client
Oh
Interesting lmao
Now put a Bitcoin wallet string on the next commit so people can pay to get entities back to normal /s
:aaa:
oh that's also good, thanks :D
Left handed creepers are the worst :3
Invisible glowing charged creeper riding an invisible bat
Looks weird af in game
I'll map bats to flying puffer fish
which will then be squids for sub 1.13 players
and map lava<->water





