general

[latent valve]

Haha slept like a baby last night lol

[heady spear]

like wtf ew

[limber knot]

too much hygiene is bad and not enough is equally just as a bad

[ember crag]

Anyway, off for a few hours. Enjoy.

[limber knot]

if you don't catch germs then you can't build an immune system against it =/

[heady spear]

Washing your fucking hands is never a bad thing

[latent valve]

^^^

[heady spear]

bathing in bleach? probably a bad idea

[void void]

229E alpha causes common cold, it's a coronavirus.
NL63 alpha causes severe lower resp infections, it's a coronavirus.
OC43 beta causes common cold, it's a coronavirus.
HKU1 beta causes severe resp distress, it's a coronavirus.
MERS causes resp distress, coronavirus.
SARS causes resp distress, coronavirus.
COVID19 causes resp distress, coronavirus.

Hmm. That's 7. They all infect and make humans sick.

[heady spear]

washing your hands before you start poking your eyes and eating food?

very good idea

avoiding all human contact because humans are gross? also a good idea

but all scandinavians already do that so I'm fine

[limber knot]

lol

[void void]

im avoiding city because im p sure he has coronavirus

.kill cityweebstret

[limber knot]

rips cityweebstret's intestines and uses them as a skipping rope.

[void void]

it was a mercy killing

[heady spear]

they basically told people to avoid being closer than 1m from people on buses and shit

[golden gust]

if not, he's probably a positive person

[heady spear]

but what Swede doesn't do that?

[golden gust]

runs

[latent valve]

Impossible in stockholm lol

[heady spear]

if you're closer than 1m from someone on a bus you're basically a fucking freak and people will stab you

[latent valve]

Small city is nicer cuz like no f off dont sit near me kinda haha

Ye

[heady spear]

idc about stockholm they're on their own

[heady spear]

good riddance

[limber knot]

if you are in a large city, over crowded public transport is generally unavoidable lol

[golden gust]

over in the UK, phones etc kinda killed it, but, people would speak to anybody in the more northern towns

heck, reminds me of a sketch

[heady spear]

I'm just gonna steal a hazmat suit from uni

and spray everyone I see with bleach

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT0ay9u1gg4

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Northerner terrifies Londoners by saying "Hello" - length 1m 39s - 85,608 likes, 2,132 dislikes (97.6%) - 2,821,882 views - Pick aPersona on 2017.08.22

I am fairly certain if you live in a sterile environment long enough, you would probably end up in a scenario that you couldn't leave that environment anymore XD

[heady spear]

here you don't talk to anyone, you can sometimes make very slight eye contact with cashiers in the grocery store etc, but if you talk to people you'll be arrested for public disturbance then shipped off to Finland on a ferry

[latent valve]

Drink bleach to clean your body.

That made me laugh but it true😂

[heady spear]

if you make eye contact with someone in a public setting you have to duel

but boy all of these corona groups on facebook lol

people are stocking up on toilet paper and ärtsoppa

[limber knot]

I guess them dooms day preppers are probably going hysterical now that I think about it

[latent valve]

But like school is prob best place for virus to be spread

Plage inc IRL

[limber knot]

well schools and hospitals are notorious for such things lol

[heady spear]

princesse estelle's private school shut down

because someone there got it

imagine if the princess got corona, then the healthcare budget would increase by 9000%

[limber knot]

XD

[void void]

on another note

https://reeee.ee/U0kGWC.png

[latent valve]

Rip simple

run

[void void]

wat

[heady spear]

ok but conspiracy theory

I think löfven engineered the virus

spelling is hard

[void void]

whats a lovfen

[heady spear]

anyway, because this will make people more likely to vote for the social democrats

[void void]

a swedish person

[heady spear]

Stefan Löfven is our prime minister

meanwhile the far right party leader is in Greece handing out pamphlets to people attempting to immigrate to Sweden

telling them that the country has no place for them

and people are freaking out over the eurovision qualifiers because some of our contestants went to Italy and they don't want them to infect 50k people in the arena

2020 is an interesting year

At least everyone has forgotten about Iran shooting down a passenger plane. Good for Iran, I suppose.

[latent valve]

😂 😂 😂

[void void]

cos they are tricking ppl into going to greece

similar to how ppl are smuggled from africa its big business but i think the greece thing is to do with erdogan and whatever war

[heady spear]

So my dad had a pension saving account thingy before he died, with like $30k or something, but he never signed this paper which means it’d go this his family, so the state took all of that money

[void void]

that's shitty

[heady spear]

But then he had another pension saving account because he worked for the government for a couple of years and now they’ve started sending me money

[void void]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-kinda-shit-is-that-chris-tucker-friday-gif-4571284

[heady spear]

The thing is, they won’t tell me how much, how often and when

So idk if it’s a one time payment of $600 or if it’s a monthly thing etc

They refuse to disclose the information without him signing this document giving me access to the information

But he fucking dead like ok

[latent valve]

Holly jesus f

[heady spear]

Let me resurrect him for a hot minute??

[void void]

Isn't bureaucracy fun

[latent valve]

Oh i was scroll up😂

[heady spear]

So idk if I’m suddenly getting my rent paid every month or if it’s a one time thing 😐

When my half sisters dad died they starting sending her invoices for his debt

Like people are fucking crazy

[latent valve]

Click respawn button

[heady spear]

I guess he forgot :\

[latent valve]

Hardcore mode

[heady spear]

I mean we also had to clean up all the blood at his house ourselves etc

[void void]

i'd send a death cert

[heady spear]

The only thing the government did was to cease his assets and then they were like lol ur on ur own

[latent valve]

I mean we also had to clean up all the blood at his house ourselves etc
@heady spear whoa what happen there?

[heady spear]

The system is kinda fucked up, honestly :\

[latent valve]

Yes system quite f up

[heady spear]

He was on blood thinning shit, he must’ve slipped, started bleeding and uh

He also might have had active hep c so we had to suit up and clean with bleach

[void void]

[heady spear]

Then they refused to test us for hep c because they said we’d only be at risk if we got in contact with blood

That was after I told them we spent two days cleaning up blood

Like ok

[void void]

[heady spear]

First day we didn’t even wear gloves because we didn’t know the hep was still (potentially) active

Fucking hell 2020 has sucked so far

[void void]

sorry city my boy

[heady spear]

Meh I’ve started drinking again so it’s fine

[latent valve]

[void void]

[heady spear]

If you’re too drunk to be miserable then you’re basically happy

[void void]

[woven otter]

Cloudflare is bullying me. Somehow dns record for my domain has propagated for everyone but me nearly 18 hours later

[heady spear]

did you clear your dns cache?

[void void]

^

[latent valve]

^

[shell vine]

maybe ur just dum

[heady spear]

it's duck, of course he's dum

not everyone respects the TTL values

[latent valve]

Ducky dumdum gumgum

[woven otter]

Yeah but it's basically still cf stuff because it just shows cf page with 521

[heady spear]

CF isn't going to send you individual dns records lol

[latent valve]

Error 521: web server is down

Error 521 occurs when the origin web server refuses connections from Cloudflare. Security solutions at your origin may block legitimate connections from certain

[woven otter]

Yes but it's up

[latent valve]

Check your firewall duck

[woven otter]

It works for mostly everyone else

Lel

[latent valve]

Oh so if it work for everyone else then it your fault

[woven otter]

https://mtm123.lv
Try it

[heady spear]

dun't work

[latent valve]

Nope doednt work

[heady spear]

do you have dns proxy activated?

I always turn it off because it's gross

[woven otter]

Yeah. Well it worked for most of the guys at BV. Even this morning

Doubt the server went down today lel

[heady spear]

well we obviously didn't have your dns records cached

because I would never use your domain

because it's gross and stinky

[woven otter]

Y u bully

[latent valve]

Bcuz u a duck

[woven otter]

What I did ever do to you

Fuking bullies

[latent valve]

But yea cant access your site

[heady spear]

ur existence is enough reason for me to bully u

what r u gonna do

[woven otter]

Y'all retarded

[heady spear]

commit scooter ankle?

[latent valve]

No mod is online we can bully duck now xD

[woven otter]

Mods bully me too

For example wiz

[heady spear]

wiz is biggest bully

[woven otter]

Fuking asshole

[golden gust]

.isup https://mtm123.lv/

[latent valve]

Cuz he's wiz he bully everyone :c

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Huh? That doesn't look like a site on the interweb.

[woven otter]

Bullying

[latent valve]

F

[limber knot]

Hi! I have a problem. One of the players in my tiny shared server created a massive structure with an instant command. From then, the server is unusable: everyone joining keeps getting pushed out. How do I recover from this

Sorry, wrong chan.

[woven otter]

cat I bet u made it so it bullies me too

;(

[golden gust]

disable the green tick?

well, orange

if it is CF, that will fix it

(Saying that, I trust CF more than I trust you 😛 )

[latent valve]

Dammmnnn duck got roasted
Mhhhm tasty

[limber knot]

should change your DNS server @woven otter if you are the only one having issues. Generally ISP dns servers suck.

[latent valve]

Nono we all cant connect to it well atleast those that been talking here

[worn ember]

@woven otter ur website still dead?

[latent valve]

duckduckgo.com

that also prob duck site :p

[worn ember]

No u

[woven otter]

Yea it dead

Should try cats solutions of touching ticks

Well after working

Work *

Also cat how can you not trust ducks

Smh word suggestion suggested cat emoji but not duck emoji. This is rigged

[void void]

woah woah woah

in tallinn now as well huh

https://blog.cloudflare.com/riga-tallinn-vilnius/ hm since 2018

[short yarrow]

do you guys use git add . all the time? Not sure if I'm the only one doing that

[worn ember]

I make a gitignore first

[olive garden]

no, I always do git add -A

[void void]

just do git commit -a -m "$(git diff HEAD | sha256sum - | awk '{print $1}' | base64 -w 0)"

[olive garden]

does that install a keylogger?

[pulsar wigeon]

lul

[real cave]

Shot on drone a couple hours ago

[pulsar wigeon]

doesn't the default commit hash already have that info?

[real cave]

Mavic drone really be something

[pulsar wigeon]

thought it was like, combo of parent, commit meta, and diff?

huh, nvm. apparently doesn't hash the diff

https://gist.github.com/masak/2415865

[woven otter]

Cool

[void void]

great gist

[olive garden]

totally didn't misread that as "great tits"

[latent valve]

god

[void void]

tits are great too yes

however nothing beats merging a branch not being rebased on master for two months without any conflicts

[limber knot]

haven't thrown on my surface in a while, apparently it's stuck in the past https://prnt.sc/rcjpq6

ah yes http://prntscr.com/rcjrn8

[wide chasm]

Accurate

[limber knot]

well now it's semi alive again

[limber knot]

germany is the absolute fucking worst when it comes to internet availability and speed

I have 5% of your speed and that's above average =^]

[left swift]

Yurp

Got a bunch of German players that can only play certain hours of the day before their internet starts lagging them out lel

[olive garden]

4% of his download speed :P

[void void]

https://gyazo.com/7c341a0725cc40a6c1b4057ca6ce01ec

0.4% of his download speed

[woven otter]

Germanreee

[slender dawn]

I want to update my server.jar. I'm assuming that I shut-down the server, upload the new jar (rename it to server.jar) and then restart the server. Of course, I made a backup first.

[twin lagoon]

correct

[slender dawn]

yes, I'm using paper.

thanks.

[cedar spade]

shut down the server, leave it shut down, never reboot

[limber knot]

are you talking about your survival server?

[worn ember]

Md bad

[woven otter]

cat which tick were you talking about in regards to cloudflare

pings cat

[pulsar wigeon]

https://i.imgur.com/uOoHVQ9.png ?

[magic ice]

[olive garden]

?

[void void]

yeah works now

[olive garden]

it always worked for me :P

[left swift]

Smartbluetruck

[woven otter]

it still doesn't work for me lel

this is sad

[timid willow]

https://i.imgur.com/QhiSLgQ.png

I have traveled across the land

[left swift]

Make a dickbutt out of loaded chunks

[timid willow]

that's too much lol

took me a bit to get that far north east

didn't really find anything interesting

my house https://i.imgur.com/htJIkGR.png

Also, last month my server crashed and I lost my skele horses

[orchid pelican]

when the hell do minecraft names free up. Like the name is free but it still checks out as taken

[pulsar wigeon]

30 days iirc

[void void]

30 days

• some buffer of 7 days iirc

for others

you can reclaim your name after 30 days, others must wait ~37d in total

talking out of my ass rn but ye

[orchid pelican]

so does mcnames show the 7 days one or what

thats kinda bullshit

[void void]

get a load of mojang i guess

:^)

[orchid pelican]

i was hoping to snipe this account lmfao

[twin lagoon]

wanna share that username chasewhip

[orchid pelican]

no thanks

[twin lagoon]

f u

[orchid pelican]

its 3 chars so start guessing

[void void]

[a-z]{3}

[orchid pelican]

does mc names show the _ 7 day cooldown because I thought they did

[void void]

iirc they don't

can you even change your name to <4 char anymore?

[orchid pelican]

ye

[void void]

there's also someone named

ok

[orchid pelican]

you cnat get names less than 3 chars though

[void void]

nowadays yeah

but damn lucky them

[orchid pelican]

im low key kinda uposet i want this name

[void void]

good luck

[orchid pelican]

time to write a script to submit the page for me

[twin lagoon]

.g github minecraft username sniper

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://github.com/Cousin/BetaSniper -- Cousin/BetaSniper: A multi-threaded Minecraft username ......: "Jul 6, 2017 ... BetaSniper is a multi-threaded Minecraft username sniper written in Java. Supports HTTP/HTTPS proxies, accounts with security..."

[twin lagoon]

here you go @orchid pelican

[orchid pelican]

thanks lmfao

save me some time

so if i purchase an account right now will I be able to change the name within the 7 days

I dont really have an account to spare right now

[limber knot]

lmao that tool has a license system in it

[orchid pelican]

ye ill just edit that out

[limber knot]

new ConnectionBuilder("hidden") wat

[void void]

phoenix smh my head

Don't laugh at my license system :( No one broke it yet.

[pulsar wigeon]

what

the

fuck???

[orchid pelican]

it takes like 1 comment to edit it out lmfao

[twin lagoon]

.g opensource minecraft sniper

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://github.com/Cousin/BetaSniper -- Cousin/BetaSniper: A multi-threaded Minecraft username ......: "Jul 6, 2017 ... BetaSniper is a multi-threaded Minecraft username sniper written in Java. Supports HTTP/HTTPS proxies, accounts with security..."

[twin lagoon]

o ok

[pulsar wigeon]

https://github.com/Cousin/BetaSniper/blob/master/src/main/java/xyz/betanyan/sniper/MCNameSniper.java#L182

LMAO?

[limber knot]

https://github.com/JambDev/BetaSniper xD

lmao, every fork rips out the license check https://github.com/Cousin/BetaSniper/network

[twin lagoon]

[orchid pelican]

LMFAO

[pulsar wigeon]

OPEN SOURCE

wooooo

[limber knot]

technically it's not open source

[void void]

it's on github it's open source

[pulsar wigeon]

"available" source

[void void]

:^)

[short yarrow]

Do you guys use a dev branch on personal projects?

[limber knot]

no mikro

[pulsar wigeon]

whatever the fuk you want to call it

[limber knot]

it's under the github source license

[short yarrow]

Or commit everything to master

[void void]

no it's open source

[pulsar wigeon]

yes phoenix

[limber knot]

e.g. you wouldn't be allowed to distribute binaries of this

[pulsar wigeon]

posting shit on github automatically puts a license on it

[orchid pelican]

ye i dont need to though]

[pulsar wigeon]

yea you don't need to dist binaries

[orchid pelican]

and its not worth sueing me if i do

[pulsar wigeon]

the github license lets you fork/edit it at least

[limber knot]

if you make a couple thousand dollars of of this then I would sue you, lol

(if I were the author)

[orchid pelican]

lol true\

[void void]

tbh that makes me thonk now

.g github license

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://help.github.com/en/github/creating-cloning-and-archiving-repositories/licensing-a-repository -- Licensing a repository - GitHub Help: "Public repositories on GitHub are often used to share open source software. For your repository to truly be open source, you'll need to license it so..."

ok so apparently he repalces the "hidden" parameter when he compiles and sells it or something?

[pulsar wigeon]

Note: If you publish your source code in a public repository on GitHub, according to the Terms of Service, other GitHub users have the right to view and fork your repository within the GitHub site

" By setting your repositories to be viewed publicly, you agree to allow others to view and "fork" your repositories (this means that others may make their own copies of Content from your repositories in repositories they control)." directly from the ToS

interestingly, it does not say anything about making edits

just allowed to fork it?

lmao

[void void]

that's odd

[orchid pelican]

do i really need proxies for this

[void void]

maybe

[orchid pelican]

so if i make a new account right now will i be abelt o change its name instantly

[limber knot]

might be worth contacting github support about that wiz, lol

probably not chase

or maybe they have a definition of "fork" somewhere in their terms

[olive garden]

just got a 15% speed improvement from replacing streams with loops lol (on real code, not in a benchmark)

this was a parser (lots of regex and string stuff) with some IO as well, didn't expect this much difference at all

[orchid pelican]

leaf says they dont do shit

[pulsar wigeon]

that's literally all it says phoenix

(this means that other may make their own copies of Content...)

[limber knot]

[pulsar wigeon]

one might argue that (both by the terms and by common definition) making one's "own" copy includes making modifications to make it their "own"

since that's what "forking" is for (vs just "mirroring")

but it doesn't seem explicit anywhere

https://help.github.com/en/github/getting-started-with-github/fork-a-repo

this isn't the ToS but it definitely implies that forking includes making your own changes

[void void]

honestly i wish one could disable forking the repository

just... unneeded button/feature in certain cases

[pulsar wigeon]

i mean..then people will just clone/re-upload

[limber knot]

making a repo prive will disable forking (to non-private repos) ;)

*private

[limber knot]

The bit about viewing and forking is basically because they don't let you turn off forking, they might store multiple copies anyway, and if you can't view it then it shouldn't be public

The things that have to be allowed for the basic service are the things the ToS says you agree to allow no matter what

Doesn't mean someone else can modify and use the fork though so it's kind of pointless

[worn ember]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[void void]

wut

[unreal quarry]

that just means the UI for forking on GitHub is disabled. If you can clone it, you can fork it

😉

[void void]

i mean disabling fork button makes copying repository contents bigger effort

[worn ember]

its a classroom thing, you cant fork those

[worn ember]

still pointless imo

if you dont want people to fork it, dont put it on github, or make it private

[void void]

if you say so

[limber knot]

@B​il​ly​ which would not be allowed by github's terms

didn't know you can disable forking though

[unreal quarry]

you dont need github to use git or fork a project

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[limber knot]

the discussion was about github's terms so yeah, it's relevant

[zealous knot]

Github sucks ass anyway

[void void]

anyone here ever participate in the iphone jailbreak community

[limber knot]

talking about jailbreaking on dumcord

wat

[void void]

wat

what are u saying

[limber knot]

it's TOS violation to talk about that shit on dumcord

[orchid pelican]

I do

[void void]

apparently it is

[limber knot]

also just use android

[orchid pelican]

they have a discord

[void void]

no its not

jailbreaking is legal

what are u smoking

[limber knot]

dude

[worn ember]

[limber knot]

no

[orchid pelican]

jailbreaking has a DMCA excpemption

[void void]

it's had a DMCA exception

[orchid pelican]

it is 100% legal

[void void]

smh

.g discord tos

[limber knot]

talking about exploits violates dumcord TOS

(DiscordBot) https://discordapp.com/terms -- Discord — Terms of Service: "Oct 19, 2018 ... This is the Discord ToS meta description. Wow ... These Terms of Service (“Terms”), which include and hereby incorporate the Privacy..."

[orchid pelican]

they have a discord

[void void]

they are a partner server

pls explain that

[limber knot]

nobody reported it?

[worn ember]

paper is against ToS

[limber knot]

dumcord beind dum?

[worn ember]

plz ban

[limber knot]

who knows

[void void]

https://pic.wtf/u/OIUF_WvdTt.png

literally

[orchid pelican]

@void void you arent in it but they do have one

[void void]

no

@orchid pelican i am in it, on an alt

community way too fucking toxic

[orchid pelican]

true

[void void]

im only in the smaller servers

[orchid pelican]

they are fucking dicks

[void void]

im mod on most servers except for r/jailbreak ie. sileo server, skitty

[orchid pelican]

I made one tweak and quit

[void void]

lmao i sold one tweak

[orchid pelican]

lol mine is free and has 16k downlaods

[void void]

people think they are so self entitled

[orchid pelican]

i still get dmed to this day for support

[void void]

"oh why bug, ur bad dev, broken shit"

[limber knot]

just use open source software

[void void]

i was asked to fix a cracked version

[vestal jasper]

redsn0w and blackra1n mfw

[void void]

phoenix the jailbreaking community is at a point where its too immature and young to be nice and caring for eachother

checkra1n stable on my phone tho

[vestal jasper]

hope you know redsn0w is from 2.x and 3.x blackra1n is from 3.x

[void void]

ii

yeah i do

ive been jailbreaking for a while my guy

[vestal jasper]

o redsn0w works on 4 as well

ok

[void void]

jailbreakme was the vibes

someone is making a web browser based jb on ios 11

[limber knot]

not sure what your message is supposed to tell me

[void void]

phoenix

open source is like a joke to the community

i mean someone sold a paid tweak for $1000 on the packix repo and all it did was change the wallet icon to a diamond

[limber knot]

stop using proprietairy opersting systems in the first place then

[orchid pelican]

didnt andrew refund it

[void void]

yeah wiik did

[orchid pelican]

Ye i thought that was funny

[void void]

what in the fuck

yeap

[worn ember]

rarts

[void void]

people also overcharge for shitty tweaks

[limber knot]

I just don't touch anything apple realted, solves all that bullshit, lol

[void void]

bruh

so big money rolls are moving in the ios jailbreak community... fuck it, i'll quit minecraft and current job and start cooking tweaks as well

[worn ember]

just shows how much braincells apple users have

[void void]

"dat ecosystem doe"

not apple users

9 year old eta kids who can't afford tweaks and pirate

[orchid pelican]

i love the phone x had it since launch and now it has a bootrom exploit and i dont think ill ever change phones

[worn ember]

[orchid pelican]

people always shit on me when they see my phone jailbroken lmfao

[void void]

wdym

[worn ember]

inb4 jailbreak an iphone to put android on it

[void void]

checkra1n suports that

iphone 7 has native android 10 support

what

[orchid pelican]

yep

all iphones will eventualy get support iphoen X and lower

[worn ember]

no, android has native iphone support 🙂

[void void]

yep

cuz that makes sense

[orchid pelican]

iphone 7 is the only one that supports wifi and multi touch atm

[void void]

totally

why iphone 7 tho

[worn ember]

imagine not having multi touch

[orchid pelican]

something about the chipset

[void void]

perhaps enough reverse engineering done on iphone 7's hardware

@worn ember he means multitouch on native android

fool

[orchid pelican]

i think corellium is working on getting other devices supported

[worn ember]

ur fool

[void void]

project sandcastle is a waste of time

why so

[orchid pelican]

@worn ember i wannt slap you through your keyboard

[void void]

saw it being announced on hacker news yesterday

honestly im just waiting for the day that someone leaks Apple's Tatsu Signing Server's RSA key

[orchid pelican]

lol

[void void]

also apple is mega weeb

[orchid pelican]

why is sandcastle a waste of time. its a cool concept

[void void]

who names their server Tatsu Signing Server

[vestal jasper]

[void void]

[worn ember]

@orchid pelican sorry, that wont happen, my keyboard is stainless titanium forged from the core of a dying star

[vestal jasper]

ur face is stainless titanium

[worn ember]

[vestal jasper]

[worn ember]

i'll let you shoot it

[void void]

bru

[worn ember]

[left swift]

Does anyone here buy refurbished phones or maybe know some reputable sites for refurbished phones?

[void void]

i buy

[left swift]

My phone just croaked

[worn ember]

sorry, i've been using the same phone for 4 years

[void void]

croaked

[left swift]

Ded

[worn ember]

yeet

[pulsar wigeon]

🐸

[left swift]

[magic ice]

[void void]

why the fuck is finding a new suitable phone so damn hard now

[warm mesa]

Because phone makers keep increasing the price while decreasing the battery size.

[void void]

my op5 probably last for too long (used it for last 3 years), i bet i'll drop it into asphalt or battery dies

and currently keeping an eye on the market

[limber knot]

what annoys me most is that modern phones are freaking huge

[left swift]

My iPhone 6s that just died lasted about 3 before I could never take it off the charger cause the battery drained instantly lel

[void void]

i'm kinda ok with 5" but anything larger than that is a fucking meme

weren't phones as large as this used to be called "phablets"?

[warm mesa]

I don't know why Samsung needed to make the Galaxy S20 even bigger the last Galaxy S phone.

[limber knot]

yeah, 5" is the absolume max for me but only if it has a good body to screen ratio

[void void]

iphone x isn't that bad imo

also nowadays cameras on phones look like fucking stoves

[warm mesa]

The Galaxy S and Galaxy Note are almost the same size now.

[void void]

iphone 11

[limber knot]

thank god sony still has their compact series but even they get larger each generation :(

[void void]

1 camera for 1 govt agency

.g iphone 11 camera schwarzenegger case

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://screencrush.com/arnold-schwarzenegger-iphone-11-case/ -- Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Selling iPhone 11 Camera-Bazooka...: "Oct 28, 2019 ... Even if you get a Commando iPhone 11 case, please do not use your cell phone in the movie theater. Gallery — The Funniest DVD..."

[void void]

also that

[left swift]

Lmao

Best case ever

[void void]

it is

[warm mesa]

Maybe they'll add a laser instead of a 4th camera in that square box they all have so it can cook my chicken like an oven can.

[worn ember]

i'd prefer a nuclear reactor instead tbh

[worn ember]

infinite battery

[void void]

hopefully it won't be made by samsung

remember note?

you don't want it to explode in your pocket if it were nuclear

or at all

[limber knot]

really depends on what your goal is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[warm mesa]

I just want better zoom on a phone camera. I don't care about the portrait mode or "Slowfies". Just give me a better optical and digital zoom.

[worn ember]

digital zoom

[left swift]

Buy a camera

[warm mesa]

I own a camera but I don't always have it on me

[zealous knot]

Matt your username sounds familiar

what'd you make

[void void]

fawe?

[warm mesa]

I work on FAWE and PlotSquared. I also worked on PlotMe

[zealous knot]

oh right you were in city's gay clusterfuck server

i was a moderator there many moons ago

[warm mesa]

I would love if iPhone just switched to using USB-C already.

[void void]

interestingly newer macbooks did

[worn ember]

keep dreaming

[zealous knot]

Why though

[void void]

and didn't also ipad do that?

[warm mesa]

iPad Pro did.

[void void]

close enough

[zealous knot]

Iv'e an ihpone and iv'e never had the thought "gee this thing needs USB-C"

[void void]

could charge iphone with the same charger you use for mbp tbh

which i can do fine with my op5 right now

both use usb-c

[warm mesa]

I would like it to switch to USB-C because then I don't need to ask people if they have an android charger. In the US the iPhone is huge and you typically see more iPhone chargers available than usb-c

[zealous knot]

i guess because of my setup, even if my iphone did have USB-C it wouldn't really be convenient for me to use the same charger for other shit because im at the computer most of the time and the charger is near my bed, so it never really was an issue for me, but i get your point

USB is a scam anyway so no big deal

[warm mesa]

Many places only offer iPhone chargers too just because in the U.S. you see more iPhones than android phones.

I switched from iPhone 6s to Pixel 3XL. I love it. I hated that I couldn't set default apps on iOS.

[left swift]

Iphone 6s was the last good iPhone

[zealous knot]

default apps for what? all the files that you can open and share?

i mean sure there's the files app but who the fuck uses that

i guess im just a basic bitch of smartphones, i just need the shit to take good pictures, call people and browse SNS / web

[warm mesa]

I rather my email app and calendar app be Outlook, my maps app be Google Maps, and my browser would be Microsoft Edge.

the mail app on iOS isn't that great and neither is calendar.

[zealous knot]

idk, i just need them to see the date or to read new emails

[warm mesa]

Being able to change the default app for reminders would be nice.

[zealous knot]

i don't really use them for anything else

[limber knot]

that is really one of the disadvantages of using apple. They don't really allow creativity unless you use their software and nothing else lol

same goes for the hardware too

[mossy rapids]

Anyone knows what the permission for /gamemode 1/0 is? ASAP plz

I do use CMI and not essentials

[limber knot]

.g spigotmc whatplugin

(phoenix616) https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/whatplugin.30337/ -- WhatPlugin? | SpigotMC - High Performance Minecraft: "Did you ever asked yourself "What plugin is adding this command?"? Or maybe you had the problem where you just could not find the correct ..."

bukkit.commands.gamemode is what I think it would be @mossy rapids

[void void]

for CMI

.g CMI permissions

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.spigotmc.org/wiki/cmi-permissions/ -- CMI Permissions | SpigotMC - High Performance Minecraft: "Mar 12, 2019 ... You should have cmi.permisiononerror permission node for this. All commands have permission nodes, if not listed below you can..."

ah

[void void]

there you go

[zealous knot]

also thanks for asking this in the proper channel

[mossy rapids]

Well can't find the right permission..

[limber knot]

maybe try using a sane plugin

runs

[mossy rapids]

Found 😄

Now my only problem is a autoafk/kick option. I bought CMI and the autokick function is broken

[limber knot]

I've heard lots of stuff in CMI is having issues, lol

[worn ember]

.g CMI

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://contentmarketinginstitute.com/ -- CMI: Content Marketing Strategy, Research, "How-To" Advice: "Content Marketing Institute (CMI): Our mission is to advance the practice of content marketing, through online education, print, and in-person events."

[worn ember]

thanks bot

very cool

.g cmi minecraft plugin

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/cmi-270-commands-insane-kits-portals-essentials-economy-mysql-sqlite-much-more.3742/ -- CMI | SpigotMC - High Performance Minecraft - SpigotMC: "This plugin is made to be all in one plugin for server management and replace multiple outdated plugins. It can fully replace Essentials/EssentialsX..."

[limber knot]

270 commands ;_;

[zinc timber]

yo can i get some help with permissionsex? it's not working right for me. i found a forum with a default permissions list but this to will not work. dms help

[limber knot]

ask in the pex support?

[golden gust]

CMI is a fun plugin, the major comments I see about it consistently is "it has so much and replaces so much!!!11!", but, also, lots of comments around bugs, etc, here and there

[limber knot]

most people tend to use LuckPerms nowadays

[zinc timber]

ok i'll give it a try

[worn ember]

oh mirror building looks cool

[golden gust]

pex 1 is no longer supported

pex 2 is a WIP

[worn ember]

dropping support before finishing the other thing

[limber knot]

more like "abandoning it and then making a new plugin with the same name years later"

[worn ember]

[golden gust]

he already had pex 2 in play for sponge, but basically dropped mc dev as a whole for a good while

[livid swan]

Any suggestions for a good world manager?

[limber knot]

Multiverse

[livid swan]

Hmm using it now.

Was hoping for something more "modern"

[limber knot]

not sure why you would replace an extremely old and well tested plugin with something new and barely used, lol

[golden gust]

world management stuff is basically bundled in the API

Things like MV don't really need rebuilding from scratch given that the API literally never changes

r i p

[zinc timber]

well

i downloaded luckpermissions, all the perms seem to work but i cant seem to get prefixes to show up

[golden gust]

you need vault and a chat plugin

[zinc timber]

i have essentials chat

i need download vault?

alr

[golden gust]

.optimize2

[limber knot]

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/guide-server-optimization⚡.283181/page-20#post-3684550

[zealous knot]

.optimize

[limber knot]

Guide for optimizing performance: https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/guide-server-optimization⚡.283181/

[vestal jasper]

.optimize3

[static badge]

.optimize4

[pulsar wigeon]

.optimize69

[granite salmon]

N i c e

[mossy rapids]

@spare venture may you add me? I can’t get it to work..

I got serious problems with it

[cosmic raft]

ok

[pulsar wigeon]

k

[magic ice]

kay

[void void]

k

cmi bad

[pulsar wigeon]

baaaad

[void void]

the baddest :^)

cmi stands for what even?

[golden gust]

crappy management interface

[void void]

close nuff

hmb i'll create better one written in clojure

[worn ember]

whomst?

your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb - Smash mouth

[vestal jasper]

Crap Mods Irl

Bring your wizjany to work day :^)

[pulsar wigeon]

wut

i'll bring u to the chopping block

[worn ember]

chop chop

[granite salmon]

can I watch

[worn ember]

no kids allowed

yes

ban him :))) not allowed on discord

[vestal jasper]

Sure

I await the day I'm given freedom from this place :^)

[worn ember]

You'll be here for ethernity

bruh wtf where is everyone

why isnt everyone at home on friday home drinking

[pulsar wigeon]

[8:44 PM] DarkEyeDragon: ban him :))) not allowed on discord
it's true you know

anyone under 13 gets a ban

not allowed to have that

[granite salmon]

you see nothing

[pulsar wigeon]

too late

irc never forgets

[worn ember]

already banned

[woven otter]

oof someone was kicked

[granite salmon]

10... minutes...

i have returned...

i am incapable of waiting such a time...

Nice domain

[pulsar wigeon]

is this supposed to be #memes or something

[void void]

o sry dad

[cosmic raft]

bought LTX 2020 ticket

[lavish siren]

@upper flicker (sorry to ping you lol) you're the one who said to write a script that sends a command there. How would I do that? I'm using screen

To refresh your memory if you've forgotten, you said this

[golden gust]

.g screen send command

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://raymii.org/s/snippets/Sending_commands_or_input_to_a_screen_session.html -- Send commands or input to a detached screen session -...: "Oct 2, 2019 ... This snippet will show you how to send commands to a running screen session. This includes actual shell commands or keyboard input,..."

[lavish siren]

Oh thanks!

[lunar lotus]

is there a chance of a 1.16 paper

[lavish siren]

Most likley

[golden gust]

1.16 has to actually release before that can happen

[lavish siren]

lol

[pulsar wigeon]

.eta

[limber knot]

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[lavish siren]

This is on how to create a screen that will issue a command

but I want to send a command to an already existing screen

[golden gust]

No, that's covered on the page

[pulsar wigeon]

have you actually tried

[golden gust]

that's the stuff command

[pulsar wigeon]

reading the page

[lavish siren]

Ah

mmmmmm Cannot opendir /run/screen/S-zencraft: Permission denied

In as user zencraft now

Works! Thank you 😄

Now to put this into an sh script I need to change the permissions of /run/screen/S-zencraft

And the server complains it has to have mode 700

[heady spear]

Don’t ever take 6 months break from the gym, it’ll ruin u lol

Am super weak this is sad plz pray for me

[worn ember]

Sad human

[timid willow]

WEACC

[void void]

i took 19 year break from gym

[shell vine]

same

[pulsar wigeon]

are you 19 years old by any chance

[shell vine]

no

.spacex

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) A SpaceX Falcon 9 is scheduled to launch from CCAFS SLC 40 in 0 days 0 hours 2 minutes

[shell vine]

2 mins

[heady spear]

I’m hella hungover

[void void]

https://aws.amazon.com/deepracer/league/?&trk=psm_a131L0000084WlXQAU&trkCampaign=2020_ML_DeepRacer_League_consider&sc_channel=psm&sc_campaign=gen1-Ad_B-FB&sc_publisher=FB&sc_category=DeepRacer+League&sc_country=US&sc_geo=NAMER&sc_outcome=CD&sc_detail=1200x628&sc_content=retargeting_vid&sc_segment=Ad_&fbclid=IwAR1uBQIYgNxkprk5BiUWmVrH607Fp8kWlQbew_t_It2dZ1RmVTLmqPuVe84#2:_Gen1b&sc_medium=PMM-AIML|FB|Social-R|Desktop|CD|Machine Learning|DeepRacer League|US|EN|Image|xx|DeepRacer League

the hecc is this?

nice link

[heady spear]

Should I just go home and sleep instead and affect the fact that I’m weak and sad

[shell vine]

just drink more it will make you un-hungover

[heady spear]

can’t be drunk today tho

Am supposed to supervise server launch

100 fucking Germans joined in 5 seconds during the stress test and that made both me and the servers quite stressed, need to like make it not happen this time

I should just ban Germans from joining altogether

[static badge]

germans when they take down your server: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtXwwgpTf4

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) VICTORY BELONGS TO GERMANY - length 18s - 253 likes, 3 dislikes (98.8%) - 8,604 views - ThatManWithAKv 2 on 2019.01.04

[void void]

https://t.co/jG2SiXetov

this dude has a csgo skin IRL

[shell vine]

i want one

[static badge]

I like that guy

[vestal jasper]

mfw the retard who doesn't know what a trigger lock is

and the fact that guns need ammo to work

[void void]

what are you talking about vic

[vestal jasper]

the twitter link

one of the replies

1. If that's a REAL AR-15 and you have it lose on a wall in public... You are the a Reason we need stricter laws!```

[void void]

oh lol

[vestal jasper]

https://twitter.com/DanielNewman/status/1236026577445695495

Daniel Newmaη (@DanielNewman)

@RepKenBuck 1. If that's a REAL AR-15 and you have it lose on a wall in public... You are the a Reason we need stricter laws!

2. If it's Fake then you can go F yourself for making a click-bait video for political gain, instead of showing RESPECT to the Murdered children & F...

Likes

283

Twitter

read the entire thing both points are retarded

[void void]

i cant see clearly enough, vids too small

does he have a trigger lock on

[vestal jasper]

yes

[void void]

o ok

[void void]

oh thx

can see now

[left swift]

woah is that the new slaughter skin?

factory new

[void void]

lol same guy has this on his twitter wall/feed whatever it's called https://reeee.ee/6Pdo4B.png

Apparently he died in 2009 and saw god

and has all the answers

[left swift]

lol

[void void]

we better drop everything and trust this man

https://twitter.com/i/status/1236005462362947586

Daniel Newmaη (@DanielNewman)

That Ending is Epic 💀😂 I'm done https://t.co/a8QaxegLnj #Coronavirus

Retweets

127

Likes

321

▶ Play video

Twitter

i dont like this guy but that shit is funny

[left swift]

lol

"why my server entity lag????"

120 monster cap
per player mobspawning: true

[void void]

[left swift]

[ember crag]

lick

[void void]

.optimize

[limber knot]

Guide for optimizing performance: https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/guide-server-optimization⚡.283181/

[heady spear]

yay the guy that's been harassing the fawe devs (and me, for some reason) on spigot got told off by choco :]]

[vestal jasper]

@heady spear I reported some of his posts yesterday

got fed up with the alerts and his rampant retardism and instead of unwatching the thread I reported him

[heady spear]

he was quite funny in the beginning but then I got tired of it :p

[vestal jasper]

oh his account is gone

[heady spear]

hahaha wtf

[limber knot]

@still smelt I have messages open, you can just send dms without a friend request

[void void]

@heady spear link

[limber knot]

the friends list in discord is pretty much just a list for people that I either don't share servers with or that have messages disabled, pretty useless otherwise 👀

[void void]

nvm found it

[golden gust]

being able to cope with messages on

clearly not popular

[limber knot]

luckily I'm not a paper dev 😛

only have some 13 year olds of my server messaging me, but I can either politely ignore them or give short answers implying they should fuk off :aaa:

[void void]

fuck that shit ^

absolutely fuck that bonker ass shit

[left swift]

Go bonkers

[heady spear]

@void void https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/fast-async-worldedit-voxelsniper.100104/page-91#post-3711480

[void void]

i saw et

[woven otter]

I wonder why google offers me mikroskeem's acf fork when I search "acf bungee"

[void void]

bc you look at a lot of mikro's stuff

when i search i get aikar's

[limber knot]

I get mikro's at second place

[void void]

oh same actually

[limber knot]

and I don't think I've looked at it before

[void void]

interesting

nvm me

[void void]

i just realized leap year kids have to wait till they're 84 to drink

(this is a joke)

[shell vine]

(thanks for joke)

[void void]

(you're welcome)

(you never know with some of the fuckers in these chats)

(pedantic little fucks)

(())

[zealous knot]

world border fill fucking sucks, im gonna walk around my world until all chunks are generated

[void void]

pr or shuddup

[zealous knot]

prs are for losers

[shell vine]

u can think that will be better

but you would be wrong

[zealous knot]

Don't underestimate me, im fast as fuck boiiii

[shell vine]

[void void]

ngl

windows terminal with git bash is pretty good

ofc linux is still my superior overlord

https://pic.wtf/u/LMNULGiQaB.png

is...

that

fucking screenfetch on windows

yes

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/028/207/Screen_Shot_2019-01-17_at_4.22.43_PM.jpg

[shell vine]

my git bash doesnt look like that...

[void void]

its in windows terminal

that's windows terminal

so i can use acrylic

but also, that's fucking SHAMEFUL

that is DISGUSTING

why lol

poor screenfetch

jesus christ

its a forked version

its called like winscreenfetch or sm

yeah and whoever forked it needs to go fucking hang themselves

i just use my package manager to get it

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[shell vine]

im not cool enough to use screenfetch

[void void]

chocolatey isn't that bad either

GH needs to add bad reacts to complement stars on repos

im surprised windows has these things

just so i can SHIT ON THIS FUCKING WINSCREENFETCH

LMAO

[twin lagoon]

Shell: cmd.exe

[void void]

arch linux is my superior overlord

[twin lagoon]

very true

[void void]

i dualbooted my school provided laptop tho

so if i install linux and they see my screen im fucked

plus im too lazy to get arch secure boot

garbage school locked the bootloader

[latent valve]

Just yoink hdd out and fix it 😉

[void void]

nah

if i do that they will know and take it away

[shell vine]

back in my day my high school had one of those mac carts, i managed to give the user admin and did all sorts of fun stuff

[void void]

plus killing CMOS battery didn't work

one good thing i get out of windows is ShareX tho

[latent valve]

[zealous knot]

bruh

wb fill tries to continue the fill task before the world it's in loads

[void void]

lmao

fuck im sad now

the only active fork of sharex for arch appears to have died now

https://github.com/ShareXin/ShareXin

[twin lagoon]

flameshot

[void void]

the fuck

i'm pretty sure flameshot doesn't support uploader

[twin lagoon]

fuck uploaders

well it can upload to imgur

[zealous knot]

Magiccap

[twin lagoon]

magiccap isn't even linux

o it is

[void void]

bruh

[zealous knot]

bruh

[twin lagoon]

wait pog

[void void]

i legit have a domain for sharex

https://pic.wtf/u/1mgqq6TJfT.png

[zealous knot]

i have about 18

lol

[shell vine]

gyazo 👀

[twin lagoon]

scuffed af

[void void]

wAyLaNd

[zealous knot]

i run a public image host

[twin lagoon]

magiccap doesn't have an AUR package

also wayland > xorg

[void void]

yes

but rn nothing useful or mainstream uses it

[twin lagoon]

what the fuck

magiccap is electron and it's 120mb

i'll pass

[void void]

wtf

honestly, magiccap is really fucking horrible

that's like discord

[twin lagoon]

you're not supposed to use electron for a fucking screenshot tool

lmao

[void void]

but it's the only thing so far that imitates sharex enough for my day-to-day needs

so im using it

[zealous knot]

idk, my users say it works perfectly so they dont mind it

[twin lagoon]

i'm quite happy with flameshot

[void void]

I'm your users Mister_fix

i just need custom uploader

like that's it

then i don't have to die

[zealous knot]

you and like 500 other kids

[void void]

but yea, magiccap fucks up A LOT

I have to force kill it

[zealous knot]

oh really?

[void void]

yes

[twin lagoon]

kek

[void void]

Command + Q

i go to screenshot mode and it completely locks up in screenshot mode, making it so that i can't click anything on the screen

cmd+q doesn't work when it does that

have to wait for it to chill out, then force kill it

then restart

i thought command q was a macOS exclusive thing tf

which is absolute fucking balls

yes im on macos

[twin lagoon]

it is

[void void]

oh

my respect for u just went up a shitton

wat

lemme restate:

i respect u more than any linux user

lmao why

macOS

[twin lagoon]

what's wrong with macos

[void void]

most people shit on it

[zealous knot]

well sucks to be a mac/linux user then

[void void]

macOS is the best

[twin lagoon]

macos isn't too bad

it has its issues

[void void]

i personally really enjoy my mac

it's a pleasure to use

my pc is a triboot hackintosh, arch, and windows

the fact that i can't upgrade the hardware does fucking get on my nerves though

im mostly on my hack

[twin lagoon]

i had a hackintosh up until a few months ago

there's just small things that annoyed me about macos

[void void]

the fact that i can't upgrade the hardware does fucking get on my nerves though
@void void see witha hackintosh that isn't a problem

yea

[twin lagoon]

• the macos hypervisor doesn't work on amd

[void void]

what

[twin lagoon]

there's a built in hypervisor in macos

most things like docker or vmware utilise it

[void void]

well yeah

i just got a macbook cause i travel a lot, and it's just really easy to use while still being fairly powerful for someone who is well versed in the command line as it's "unix like"

[twin lagoon]

it doesn't support AMD cpus

[void void]

vmware works for me

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[twin lagoon]

but do you have an AMD cpu?

[void void]

can do muh work at the airport

and boy, do i have time to do it cause i fly cheap as fuck

and get them 12 hour layovers

that's such a vibe

guys

im so worthless

why fly for $600 in economy when you can fly for $100 in economy and have a 12 hour layover

in the past hour instead of reinstalling intelliJ and cloning my projects ive been speaking here

like big deal. nice seat, charger, laptop, and starbucks nearby

hell yeh

[twin lagoon]

imagine flying

[void void]

[twin lagoon]

trains ftw

[void void]

plus i get to be in random countries

if u live the EU

trains are nice

[twin lagoon]

yis

[void void]

but in the united states

i live in US

"what's a train"

[twin lagoon]

imagine living in the US

[void void]

i mostly fly to asia

which i cant rn

[twin lagoon]

asia

[void void]

so

rip me :)

bru

better chill out cause my next tickets are in june