see? IDEA 
#general
vestal jasper
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read the lines is about all you can do at that point
fallen oracle
Sup
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and besides you don't want to do random io unless you know you're on an ssd
vestal jasper
leaf call me retarded
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is this your fetish
vestal jasper
no I'm literally being retarded rn
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remarkably fucked up tbh
vestal jasper
I forgot to call executeUpdate and was wondering why nothing was saving
vestal jasper
yeah
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well ur retarded
vestal jasper
I prepared an SQL statement and never sent it to the DB to execute
fallen oracle
Sup
void void
Sup
my credit score tanked, and my creditor charged me off, and my credit score went out
went up**
woven otter
Weirs dude
void void
excuse me
woven otter
Weird I meant weird
vestal jasper
what happened to magma @woven otter
void void
b&
void void
idk
vestal jasper
nice
void void
i just know that part
woven otter
Did you just use 'b&' as short for banned
vestal jasper
yes
woven otter
Mfw
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what did happen to magma
woven otter
vestal jasper
did he ping wiz one too many times
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tbh given the lack of explanation from the mods it's probably a bullshit reason
vestal jasper
aka once
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woven otter
Well given it's wiz it probably was
vestal jasper
ping him and ask
woven otter
void void
vestal jasper
that's a cancerous name
void void
look who's talking
vestal jasper
at least mine's legible
vestal jasper
¯_(ツ)_/¯
vestal jasper
inb4 wiz
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especially given your username
vestal jasper
:^)
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definitely one lurking
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which only proves my point about magma tbh
vestal jasper
lemme guess they changed ur nick and you reset it
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they ain't telling cuz they can't backup
vestal jasper
then you got kicked
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:>
vestal jasper
interesting
void void
no message what so ever
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so it was wiz
vestal jasper
nice
void void
wow
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void void
from the amount lazyness you can tell which mod it was
vestal jasper
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wonder why
quasi valley
Waddafuq
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perhaps the new username tells you why
void void
but I'm just here to get a few helpful tips so I'm not fixing it
does waterfall work with various IP's?
that'd be fun
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finish him off wiz
quasi valley
I have a helpful tip
vestal jasper
wiz did say he was going to bed, not that he was going to sleep.
inb4 he's lurking on his phone.
quasi valley
Change your name to be less obnoxious if you don’t want want to get kicked :aaa:
void void
alright any suggestions?
quasi valley
How about „accursed shield“? 
void void
I think this works out nicely
quasi valley
That’s the spirit
void void
I write C in class a fighting spirit is required for all the bullshit error's
magic river
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still drift
patent igloo
void void
why did i fucking click that...
toxic radish
anyone know where i can download or get the 1.15.2 texture pack file ?
mighty maple
void void
REEE MINI
also i'm going to shit bricks because wtf intellij crashes when i unfocus it
if this keeps going on and on then i swear i'll install eclipse 
woven otter
It's a productivity feature mikro
limber knotBOT
duck, ur an unproductivity feature
heady spear
https://timings.aikar.co/?id=29adf310606a4825ad1383371575e1f9
boys, this is like 9 billion times better than last night lol
yesterday we dipped into 10 tps with 8 players lol
all I needed to do was stop limiting NPC spawns ;]
worn ember
8tps, yis no issue
heady spear
it wasn't because of 1.14 tho lol
worn ember
i wish you werent
worn ember
yuck
latent valve
worn ember
stoic mural
latent valve
Hello world
wide chasm
Hello world but it's done via particles in the air.
vestal jasper
I'm going to die of old age before I figure out how to make NPCs sleep in sponge
heady spear
it generates a plot of land that you can't use because it's too buggy
twin lagoon
heady spear
make me a sandwich
wait no you're not a wamen
only wamen make sandwiches, and that's the only thing they do
pulsar wigeon
tf is going on here
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sandwiches 
pulsar wigeon
do i need to kick someone first thing in the morning
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you would've done it anyways
vestal jasper
wiz you don't need to meet your daily kick quota first thing when you wake up
pulsar wigeon
i do if city is gonna be like that
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limber knotBOT
isn't he like that every day
pulsar wigeon
is that an argument for kicking him?
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kenny was talking bout ur ass
limber knotBOT
whatever you want it to be
latent valve
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limber knotBOT
no I did indeed mean city
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rip
vestal jasper
leaf I have a project for u
vestal jasper
yes
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yikes
vestal jasper
learn sponge and figure out how to make their retarded NPCs fucking go into the sleep position
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latent valve
Impossible project
vestal jasper
from what I can tell it's kinda just not possible
limber knotBOT
oO
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here's the mega big brain pro tip about mc
latent valve
Killem and they go night night ?
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if ur fucked and don't know what method does what u want
find some piece of code that obviously does it
vestal jasper
They use a dummy player alternative that doesn't extend EntityPlayer so I can't send the SPacketUseBed packet.
it has an entityid however
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for sleeping it's probably some bullshit in player interact handling
so follow the code using that packet
vestal jasper
the thing tho is players can just create the packet
I literally cannot create the packet with their npc class
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it'll use some method to get the player to sleep
heady spear
what
vestal jasper
it's legit some big brain retardism
vestal jasper
public SleepResult trySleep(BlockPos bedLocation) {
SleepResult entityplayer$sleepresult = super.trySleep(bedLocation);
if (entityplayer$sleepresult == SleepResult.OK) {
this.addStat(StatList.SLEEP_IN_BED);
Packet<?> packet = new SPacketUseBed(this, bedLocation);
this.getServerWorld().getEntityTracker().sendToTracking(this, packet);
this.connection.setPlayerLocation(this.posX, this.posY, this.posZ, this.rotationYaw, this.rotationPitch);
this.connection.sendPacket(packet);
CriteriaTriggers.SLEPT_IN_BED.trigger(this);
}
return entityplayer$sleepresult;
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it's literally just send the packet and move to bed
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super.trySleep(bedLocation)
vestal jasper
can't
it's not an EntityPlayer or EntityPlayerMP
so even if I could call it, I don't have an EntityPlayer to pass into the packet's constructor
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sending the packet anyways wont do anything
golden gust
Er, wut r u tryna do?
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make an npc sleep
vestal jasper
make NPCs sleep in sponge
golden gust
Sleeping is some property on the entity
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probably a datawatcher field...
pulsar wigeon
tbh i much prefer npcs that arent players
that causes no shortage of bullshit in bukkit stuff
vestal jasper
EntityHuman extends EntityCreative
Human extends Humanoid extends Living
yeah I'd prefer it if I could make it do everything that I want
instead of spending 5+ hours trying to make them fucking sleep 
golden gust
it's a pose
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public void entitySleep(BlockPosition blockposition) {
if (this.isPassenger()) {
this.stopRiding();
}
IBlockData iblockdata = this.world.getType(blockposition);
if (iblockdata.getBlock() instanceof BlockBed) {
this.world.setTypeAndData(blockposition, (IBlockData) iblockdata.set(BlockBed.OCCUPIED, true), 3);
}
this.setPose(EntityPose.SLEEPING);
this.a(blockposition);
this.d(blockposition);
this.setMot(Vec3D.a);
this.impulse = true;
}
there
heady spear
Player NPCs in Bukkit aren't even that baddddd
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you can also follow methods like isSleeping
except you go backwards
wat writes to this
aren't that bad
you know citizens replaces the tracker entry
vestal jasper
nothing related to poses in EntityLiving or EntityLivingBase
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(which is what that latest comment on the tracker pr is about)
golden gust
Coz it's all the way at the top
vestal jasper
leaf what class is that method on
vestal jasper
there's fuck all for beds or sleeping in EntityLiving or EntityLivingBase
this is 1.12 so might be diff
but like
0
golden gust
u lokin for a NSFW channel der?
vestal jasper
ok
heady spear
Vic u suck
vestal jasper
leaf ur retarded
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well vicarino
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do the same thing I did
golden gust
We're on spigot mappings, we're not gonna fire up sponge stuff :L
vestal jasper
yeah ik
golden gust
EntityLiving might be EntityInsent
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find what sets it to true
vestal jasper
there is a isPlayerSleeping on EntityLivingBase
vestal jasper
it's hardcoded to always return false
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it's overriden
vestal jasper
yes
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so it's not always false
vestal jasper
but not by anything Human extends
vestal jasper
someone else bitched about this like a year ago
think I'm gonna bitch about it again
nothing's gonna be done about it because they're working on 8
but
¯_(ツ)_/¯
heady spear
just use bukkit instead u noob
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and do stuff like replacing tracker entries
heady spear
ezpz lemon sqez
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what if
heady spear
no
vestal jasper
I use mixins and just fuck with it
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you didn't use sponge
vestal jasper
ur retarded
vestal jasper
yes
heady spear
also I don't use citizens because I got paid to make my own npc shit and it's running very nice indeed
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tbh this bullshit is why I'm over here in bukkit land
vestal jasper
ngl there's been so many times I wish I could just patch my way through
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god fuck
imagine writing something for the server
and receiving reports of it breaking fucking mixins
quartz oxide
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fuck
vestal jasper
hire me
heady spear
plz update our shit to 1.15 I pay u $1/h
vestal jasper
that's 3 weeks of pay
heady spear
lol yeah I make like $1000 every minecraft version just for updating nms in our npc framework
vestal jasper
this fucking thing
i stg if making the npc sit is making it invisible / not spawn
oh I forgot to uncomment something
haHAA I LOVE THIS
heady spear
Höt
vestal jasper
this plugin would've been done like
in 2 hours tops if I could just make these fucking things lie down
IT'S NOT EVEN SITTING
ah yes the key only works on doggos
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just rotate 90 degrees 
vestal jasper
whatever time for plan b
I was gonna make a death corpse plugin but instead I'll just make it so the phantom entity attacks the player and the player has to kill it to get their shit back
fuck the players
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make it a chest
vestal jasper
no fuck chests
vestal jasper
do u know how many graveyard / death chest plugins and mods there are
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and the reason there's no phantom one is cuz that's retardo
vestal jasper
ur retardo
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ur retardo
vestal jasper
ok how do I make this piece of shit attack me
vestal jasper
waiting
vestal jasper
????????
vestal jasper
phantom npc as in
not real u retard
Human npc = (Human) location.getExtent().createEntity(EntityTypes.HUMAN, location.getPosition());
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THAT'S NOT A PHANTOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
vestal jasper
ur pepega
limber knotBOT
such an epic emote
void void
lmao
heady spear
Ima become a professional singer
me: is sad PlotSquared gets no contributions
our code: https://github.com/IntellectualSites/PlotSquared/blob/v4/Core/src/main/java/com/github/intellectualsites/plotsquared/plot/commands/ListCmd.java
I don't know how the fuck this plugin even manages to start
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latent valve
pure luck?
heady spear
probably, yes
void void
solar kite
tropic heron
void void
i fell into depression, city
that's fucking it
i'm gonna quit programming and become professional welder
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😠
worn ember
programming is for rarts anyway
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not stealing the outdated emote
olive garden
Dark, is rtp working yet?
worn ember
man idk what i'm supposed to do with that method lmao
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is it out of proportion
upper flicker
it's too tall
worn ember
i've heard that before
upper flicker
no you havent
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might need to actually be 64x64 to make it align correctly
worn ember
no i havent 
worn ember
Why you gotta do me like that Z
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pretty fucking cancerous
golden gust
stupid? yes
heady spear
How long does it usually take for premium resources to be approved
golden gust
Would work? also yes
upper flicker
unicode is amazing
heady spear
I should probably post plotsquared soonish lel
🇨🇦 ☕
upper flicker
just some random guy who got into a big pedantic argument with some people about whether linux has threads or not
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does linux have threads
upper flicker
I mean, it clearly has analog
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upper flicker
idk if they're technically pedantically threads, I'd have to do some C shit and look at the kernel abi
no one wants that
worn ember
C bad
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they're called pthreads
upper flicker
there you go
upper flicker
no idea if that guy had any idea what he was talking about
but he took it very seriously
told people to go look
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yeah tbh that's the dumb lore story about losing an eye
walking into a door is a better story tbh
vestal jasper
leaf can u walk into a door
vestal jasper
may you please walk into a door until you cease consciousness
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no that'd be retarded
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ur retarded because u did it
worn ember
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) The Power of Positivity | Brain Games - length 3m 12s - 20,935 likes, 672 dislikes (96.9%) - 1,689,548 views - National Geographic on 2015.06.22
heady spear
yay, ps has been papified
worn ember
cringe
pulsar wigeon
city you know i haven't seen you so happy in a long time
you should code more clearly
worn ember
is that good for our well being tho
so i should be paid less cuz i work more? What logic is this
heady spear
tbh this has sorta made me less depressed lmao
which is weird because plotsquared has the opposite effect on most people
limber knotBOT
now imagine actually working with p2
golden gust
what smartness?
heavy grotto
void void
limber knotBOT
it's prolly your fat belly blinding him
worn ember
oy, dont insult my belly
limber knotBOT
I will insult your belly whenever I want
worn ember
belly abuse!
limber knotBOT
why the fuck would you return a pair of a boolean and an int if you can just return the int and check somewhere else
worn ember
^^
limber knotBOT
especially since this causes stupid boxing
worn ember
yes boxes are stupid
upper flicker
wtf is that
it returns a boolean and a count
and the boolean is just false if its 0?
so why not just return the count?
pulsar wigeon
cuz he's retarded
worn ember
overthinking it :p
limber knotBOT
z literally unable to read 2 messages above
pulsar wigeon
we've covered this already
limber knotBOT
pliz don't randomly paste code with the comment "if someone wants to cringe"
send code if you genuinly want tips or have something actually awesome to tell
just makes me think of devon
worn ember
bruh what, so he's going to give me shitty pay to then sell the plugin I MADE on mcmarket 
wide chasm
But if they're apparently able to implement customers suggestions themselves, then, why do they pay others to do it for them...?
upper flicker
good lord the more I look at that paste the more I sit here and wtf
cant do this to myself
closes tab
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what in the fuck is that
limber knotBOT
deletes my browser
worn ember
he's got no class 
limber knotBOT
lol
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WTF IS k FOR
worn ember
usually to make words
limber knotBOT
you apparently not
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reee
limber knotBOT
why is the method final
worn ember
steal the cake while they're distracted
limber knotBOT
yea z was right, time to close
delicate frigate
heady spear
Are plugin updates for premium resources also manually verified on spigot, or just the initial upload?
golden gust
just initial
worn ember
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what a system
worn ember
time to release a good plugin then swap it out for a shitty clear chat cuz that'll make a good minecrafter
wide chasm
dev.bukkit.org 'checks' all files
void void
Are there any existing open-source Paper web api's you guys can share?
echo dome
void void
Some sort of REST API which can interact with the server get stats execute commands etc..
upper flicker
there was an older plugin that did that but I think it was broken
void void
Doesn't have to be a plugin.
upper flicker
I saw a newer post about someone writing a similar plugin in r/admincraft but now I cant find it
if you want server stats it will have to be some sort of plugin involved
even if it just exposes itself over rcon
void void
I just want to see how I can connect to it so I can write my own. Preferably not in Java since I've never used it though.
upper flicker
without touching java you're limited to just interacting with the server over rcon
void void
Gotcha, maybe I could make an API to just interact with the database -> to get leaderboards and so on.
And some basic stats via rcon - online time, online players etc.
upper flicker
if you find some plugin that does that lifting for you and exposes that information via json or some other restful system, that may also give you more than rcon while still letting you avoid touching java directly yourself
I just cannot find that post
void void
Going to dig a bit deeper myself as well. Hopefully there's something along these lines still maintained.
upper flicker
@void void this is what I was remembering, not sure if its quite what youre after or not https://www.reddit.com/r/admincraft/comments/f32v4g/servertap_is_a_rest_api_for_your_server/
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) ServerTap is a REST API for your server : admincraft - 20 comments, 24 points - phybros, 7d ago
upper flicker
I know its new so Im not sure how extensive it is yet
there's a GH link in there that may be more up to date
void void
I just stumbled on that a couple min. before u sent it.
Looks ~3 years old 6 months ago last update. But it does even more than what I need it for.
So should be good I'll defo. try it out.
Thanks @upper flicker
upper flicker
the one I linked has a commit in the last 7 days so idk if its quite the same
I know there was an older one that was more extensive, that might be what you found
not sure if it works on newer versions of the game but always worth a try
void void
ahh that's true, I'm looking at another one, sorry
I need something a lot more minimal than the one I found https://github.com/Valandur/Web-API
woven otter
Thanks @upper flicker
vestal jasper
not being able to do shit because it freezes every time you edit files is very lit
void void
eeermmmmmm
that ServerTap
smells unsafe as fuck
as this is very likely not executed on a main stream, no?
pulsar wigeon
why unsafe
getonlineplayers is explicitly safe, all the attribute gets there may be stale but shouldn't error?
i think even if the player disconnects while those are happening the player is still intact, just the connection isn't (which none of those use)
oh wait, get address might
void void
I just set it up
pulsar wigeon
just contradicted myself cuz i didn't read fully
void void
seems to work well, but he's mentioned it's not ready for use yet so I'm assuming a lot will be updated
pulsar wigeon
(or it will never be touched again)
loud haven
void void
.g Bukkit .getOnlinePlayers
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void void
.jd
limber knotBOT
pulsar wigeon
getonlineplayers is pretty much the only method in the bukkit api that explicitly talks about thread safety
the jd is kinda confusing but if you look at the impl it returns a COWArraylist
void void
Any use of this collection from asynchronous threads is unsafe.
ah hm
fair
BUT STILL MUH IMPL DETAIL
that's illegal
:^)
pulsar wigeon
Normal and immediate iterator use without consequences that affect the collection are fully supported
so yea the only issue i can see with the code above is that if the player DCs while iterating, player.getAddress().x might error somehow
unsure if the connection is nulled or broken or what but, potential issue there
void void
ill COW u wiz
heady spear
I made a $30 sallad
I'm rich
apparently it's salad in English
why the hell is English spelling so weird
petition to make this a Swedish only community
pulsar wigeon
i can kick you and you can go make your own swedish-only paper community
would that help?
fallen oracle
Lol
worn ember
you should kick him for ignoring you wiz
heady spear
I refuse to look at any negativity
upper flicker
he's just upset no one speaks elvish like him
worn ember
its not evlish, elvish is a pretty language, swedish... well honestly i dont even know what that is
latent valve
swedish-only paper community
worn ember
1 member guild
heady spear
MrEDok would join 😦
latent valve
2 member guild
worn ember
yikes they're multiplying already
worn ember
hans, get ze flammenwerpher
heady spear
and the one that always talks about tanks
worn ember
as long as they stay away from me idc
limber knotBOT
stuffs a bunch of C4 up darkeyedragon's ass and waits for it to go off.
worn ember
bruh my ass isnt stretched that big >:o
worn ember
well shit
void void
and now it isn't
worn ember
now its stretched all over the floor
pulsar wigeon
.-.
worn ember
not my bot ¯_(ツ)_/¯
void void
not mine either 
fallen oracle
Sup
void void
Sup
latent valve
.8ball will wiz do his usual thing within 5min?
limber knotBOT
shakes the magic 8 ball... Yes, definitely
latent valve
void void
lasagna sounds so good rn
nossr50, u liekz anime right?
u wantz funimation sub?
someone ping him for me so i dont get kicked
heady spear
it's not wiz, I think you'll be aight
heady spear
I've never watched an anime in my life lmao
void void
oh lmao
heady spear
am a sweeb
void void
.g sweeb
limber knotBOT
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void void
i am disgusted
heady spear
lol fair enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-opnBv72sc
this is my favorite video on youtube
void void
is she actually saying "BAT ITZ A FROOBYNOOP"
@heady spear why the FUCK is there a whole collection of people on YT that make simlish music lyric videos.
what IS THIS
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) last friday night (simlish) - length 3m 53s - 6,357 likes, 93 dislikes (98.6%) - 461,075 views - harry on 2012.06.06
left swift
Simlish is the newgen music
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Wee Bah Yoo/We Are Young Lyric Video - length 4m 11s - 2,727 likes, 29 dislikes (98.9%) - 168,945 views - PinoyVM on 2012.06.12
left swift
Very big in Iceland
heady spear
she records last friday night in the video I sent lol
void void
oh, a filipino posted that one. this is some jejemon shit. i see now
now i understand
According to Urban Dictionary, a Jejemon is a person "who has managed to subvert the English language to the point of incomprehensibility."
in case you didnt know that word now you do
fallen oracle
Interesting.
void void
th3y t@yp3 l13K T|-|!$
left swift
Can still comprehend that though
void void
sure, with some practice
but we call them jejemons
but it gets worse
much worse
let's see...
"Kamusta ka?" is "How are you?" in Tagalog.
But in Jejemon Tagalog: "mUsZtAhKa"
hf :)
it's actually reached creole language status
which is terrible
worn ember
jejemoms
void void
Lol :P
it is inspired by pokemon afaik
to be clear
they don't call themselves jejemons
people who don't like them do
these are people that speak "Jejenese", so we say they are "Jeje" - "mons"...
Jeje monsters
😂
left swift
Lol
void void
and yes unfortunately, jejenese is now an official ISO recognized language :/
creole :/
wide chasm
Then it's only a matter of time before it gets added to Wikipedia
left swift
Make the page simple
worn ember
whats the arg to not launch that ugly ass server gui?
limber knotBOT
The server will now show the vanilla GUI by default on supported systems. If you do not want this behavior, use the --nogui argument after -jar paperclip.jar. We are still trying to determine if this should be the default or if it should be hidden by default. Poll: https://www.strawpoll.me/19289384
worn ember
ur a jar
void void
also, the language entry is on the simple english wikipedia ig but not on the main english wikipedia
upper flicker
WeDontDoThatHere.png
worn ember
java 8 gang
wide chasm
That's just the infobox, right?
void void
yea
heady spear
wtf
worn ember
how does one setup debugging for minecraft without wanting to kill themself?
void void
setup debugging for minecraft
without wanting to kill themself
not possible
eventually you want to kill yourself because of the horrors you'll stumble upon
ember crag
never debug, never surrender
unborn sigil
upper flicker
I recommend git
every once in a blue moon I will use gitk as well
mostly for viewing a diff
void void
.g sublime merge
limber knotBOT
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void void
i just use CLI.
void void
i have used IJ's to roll back some local file changes but not to push or commit or anything.
I always do that via CLI
golden gust
o, didn't know that you could stage specific lines, etc
am kinda glad I didn't know that, somehow I feel that would cause some headaches for myself
void void
makes a commit for each line in diff
upper flicker
makes it very easy to end up in a state where the commit is missing changes or has other unrelated changes in it
so I try and avoid that mindset
golden gust
I often make changes, forget something, go work on something else, come back and notice I was done with something else I forgot to commit
Which is 10/10
pulsar wigeon
git add -p is nice
torn terrace
git gud
upper flicker
gitgud
void void
i used to have an alias for that ^ that would just amend my last commit
because i'd fuck up commit messages
torn terrace
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'
void void
i used to have an alias
an alias
and now i have one again https://reeee.ee/eFFsnw.png
torn terrace
jesus
void void
dig yourself a grave and lay in it
torn terrace
Ha
torn terrace
PHP books suck, outdated and honestly trash.
void void
honest answer, the php docs. just read them cover to cover.
quasi valley
Both answers were honest
torn terrace
Partially.
void void
php is really easy :/ the 'hard' part, if you call it that, is it's random as FUCK globally namespaced functions that you have to learn
so yes, php docs
void void
lots of alcohol
torn terrace
Tears of PowerShell.
void void
i actually knew a guy who said linux was hard but there he was typing fucking powershell commandlets
like nobody's business
torn terrace
Years of scouting StackOverflow I bet.
void void
he walked in the office every day like that
torn terrace
At some point you start memorizing.
1/2 the time, you have no clue what the fuck you're doing.
And you're amazed it works
void void
i'd ask him for something every now and then and he'd be like "o yea i wrote a 6000 line powershell script for that last year let me find it in the network drive"
i think i actually screamed
i miss that guy
left swift
I need that type of dedication in my life tbh
void void
he was married actually
void void
we're talking about windows sysadmins are we not
torn terrace
Yes we are, but on the same topic of complexity
void void
he was a married windows sysadmin, not a dev
torn terrace
I know.
torn terrace
Yes.
torn terrace
I'll try haha.
void void
id first start by questioning your sanity
as to why exactly you desire to learn php
secure a therapist early for your inevitable mental breakdown
and start drinking a lot of coffee, until you get heart palpitations
torn terrace
Alcohol is cheaper than therapy
void void
then you will be a php dev
worn ember
so i just found out you still drown even with your face above water when you're swimming lol
thank god minecraft is so realistic
imagine if you could swim without drowning
void void
even the inventor of php said in one of his talks that he wondered why people used it, he only made it for himself at first and waited for a real solution then everyone started using it so he kept maintaining it and now it's just the monstrosity we know today
worn ember
its a lot better than it used to be
torn terrace
PHP is a language that really shouldn't be used for backend, but since there is no alternative everyone just kinda stuck with it
worn ember
here we go again with the php hate lul
void void
wdym no alternative
any language can be used in backend my boy
i use java
php is better now, ill agree dark
im talking early days
torn terrace
Sure, you can, but PHP is fucking fassstt
worn ember
its faster than you for sure 🙂
void void
.kill DeleteMetaInf
limber knotBOT
beheads DeleteMetaInf with a rusty scythe and uses their head to play soccer.
mental oriole
mental oriole
worn ember
Why did @mental oriole fall over?
mental oriole
Why
worn ember
cuz he got hit in the face with a chair
mental oriole
heady spear
But their dumb shit is entertaining
naive sleet
Hey- does anyone know why my pex prefixes dont show up?
void void
depends on what chat plugin you are using
naive sleet
I'm not- lol
naive sleet
Is there a better plugin for permissions, essentials and prefixes?
void void
luckperms
left swift
Luckperms
void void
no
luckperms does perms.
it lets you set a prefix, but you still need a chat plugin
such as deluxechat
then placeholderapi to do prefixes in the chat plugin
and essentialsx for essentials
that's the pretty standard setup
naive sleet
hm. Can't find deluxechat- does essentialschat work?
void void
any chat plugin that supports placeholder api will work
essentialschat is ANCIENT
do not use that
my lord
haven't heard that shit in forever
void void
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/deluxechat.1277/
deluxechat is right there, it's $7.50 though.
im sure there are free ones
look for placeholderapi (abbreviated papi) support
pulsar wigeon
does essentials have a chat module...?
void void
years ago wiz
left swift
Essentialsx?
void void
it's fucking ANCIENT
woven otter
but it still works
pulsar wigeon
also prefix/suffixes aren't papi related
woven otter
reeeeeeee
pulsar wigeon
and yea, EssX chat works fine
woven otter
what have you done
void void
luckperms prefixes can be retrieved with papi
woven otter
change it back
void void
thats why i brought it up
pulsar wigeon
yes, but they are also just natively supported through vault
void void
oh well, nice
pulsar wigeon
why would you need a placeholder api if you have a chat api already
left swift
Everytime I see your pfp duck I think the guy is not wearing any pants
void void
dont look at me, you're the smart one
woven otter
the guy is magma btw
left swift
Cool
woven otter
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
void void
magma 🚮
left swift
Still looks like he isn't wearing pants lol
void void
theres no question about it
woven otter
but I don't think he deserved wizs 
void void
naive sleet
alright I'll submit my 10 page essay with citations at the end
void void
you want to make groups and tracks
pulsar wigeon
https://i.imgur.com/XFokoWQ.png if only that book had a table of contents
digital oak
👀
void void
ok
stiff yarrow
Getting a physical 😱
worn ember
did someone say PAPI
woven otter
Weird flex but ok
void void
ok i know
lim h->0 (f(x+h)+f(x))/h to take a derivative but i don't really understand lim x->a (f(x)-f(a))/x-a which should be the same thing...
given this problem
If a ball is thrown into the air with a velocity of 33 ft/s, its height (in feet) after t seconds is given by
y = 33t − 16t^2. Find the velocity whent = 1.
i just used the former formula and it worked
but they wanted me to use the latter
what's x and a in that case? :/
woven otter
what's x in the first formula
worn ember
getX() done
void void
using the first formula:
33(x+h) - 16(x+h)^2 - (33x - 16x^2)
33x + 33h - 16(x^2+2xh+h^2) - 33x + 16x^2
cancel out 33x
33h - 16x^2 + 32xh + 16h^2 + 16x^2
cancel out 16x^2
33h - 32xh + 16h^2
factor out h
h(33 - 32x + 16h)
cancel h (its all divided by h)
33-32x+16h
plug in h (approaching 0 so remove)
33-32x is the derivative of 33x-16x^2
but what do i do with the 2nd formula :/
worn ember
it burnsss
void void
i need leaf
woven otter
f from x and f from a ?
olive garden
velocity is the rate of change of the height, so if you derivate y, you get v
why do you need lim for that?
static badge
that formula can be used to find the derivative
void void
yeah but how do i use it. i know the 1st one
but they expected me to use the other one
static badge
the other wat
void void
lim h->0 (f(x+h)+f(x))/hto take a derivative but i don't really understandlim x->a (f(x)-f(a))/x-awhich should be the same thing...
olive garden
ohhhh, that formula is just a way to define what a derivative is, reading it helps I guess
static badge
ye they're basically the same thing
olive garden
a number
void void
like how do i plug that in
static badge
a is the point you're interested in
void void
do i just do the same thing
static badge
take the limit
void void
like if the equation im derivating is y = 33t-16t^2
then, for lim x->a (f(x)-f(a))/x-a do i just 33(x)-16(x)^2-33(a)-16(a)^2/x-a
like i do for the x+h variant
cuz if so i dont see how i will end up cancelling
worn ember
give me 10 seconds and i'll help you
static badge
you set a to the point you want to get the derivative of
void void
so for this problem
If a ball is thrown into the air with a velocity of 33 ft/s, its height (in feet) after t seconds is given by y = 33t − 16t2. Find the velocity when t = 1.
then a is 1?
static badge
ye
void void
and i just leave x in there
and i should get the same result as if i used the other derivative formula
static badge
yes
void void
ok
worn ember
I was fine with math until they introduced letters
void void
yeah idk i didnt get the same answer lmfao
static badge
what'd you get
olive garden
could it be +17 instead?
void void
i already know the derivative using the other formula
it is 33-32x
i should get the same exact thing with this formula
ok so
i've gotten here
(33x-16x^2-(33(1)-16(1)^2)/x-1 when plugging in 1 for a... which literally just becomes (-16x^2+33x-17)/(x-1) top factors to -(x-1)(16x-17) cancel denom you get -16x+17
and yea trig was right, +17
but that's still not the same is it
what the fuck it is
im so fucking done with math
heady spear
I am starting to really like the worldedit API 😛
worn ember
woven otter
.lart Dark
limber knotBOT
throws all of Dark's diamond gear into lava.
woven otter
.lart wiz
limber knotBOT
strangles wiz with a doohicky mouse cord.
primal minnow
woven otter
well too many forks out there
shell vine
factionsuuid from drtshock duh
worn ember
@ please
woven otter
@please
unreal quarry
so, i finally tried the coca cola energy drink and have formed a solid opinion about it
left swift
e n e r g y
unreal quarry
to me, it tastes like someone put big chew bubblegum in a coke and let it sit for a few days, then strained the liquid out into a can
not good
woven otter
golden gust
Yea, I tried one, it was pretty eh
worn ember
original coke is where its at