#general

3141 messages Β· Page 496 of 4

solar needle
#

okay thank you

#

why does it say youre a bot

#

lmao

limber knotBOT
#

I'm on IRC

#

wait, I could of said I'm a powerful AI

solar needle
#

idk what that is tbh

limber knotBOT
#

dammit

solar needle
#

lmfao

limber knotBOT
#

IRC = internet relay chat

solar needle
#

ah okay

dapper nacelle
#

I - Use
R - Discord
C - For fuck sake

pulsar wigeon
#

go away dylan no one likes you

limber knotBOT
#

stupid dumcord users

#

KYS

#

rip Vertanzil

#

agreed

#

ABUSE

#

that he should kill himself or that Vertanzil should go awa?y

#

Why not both?

#

throws a bottle at electroniccat

#

πŸ‹

#

throws Vertanzil at electroniccat

#

weee

olive garden
#

throws a whale at Kenny?

limber knotBOT
#

stop abusing the cat

#

no

#

throws electroniccat at wiz

#

pets

#

That's full on unadulterated kink

#

WOW

#

Whatever that word means

#

.g urbandictionary kink

#

mfw

dapper nacelle
#

then what's the difference between a kink and a fetish

limber knotBOT
#

.g urbandictionary fetish

#

(KennyTV) https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fetish -- fetish - Urban Dictionary: "Holy shit those socks really get me turned on because of this sock fetish of mine. ... The banker who died swimming in the bottom of an outhouse had..."

#

that's more than unusual :D

#

and more than a taste

ancient bolt
#

I don't understand why you can't share types and members in an apply from in Gradle

dapper nacelle
#

I see

ancient bolt
#

Like why is it any more complicated than compiling the script and adding it to the classpath??

limber knotBOT
#

expecting gradle to be your friend

ancient bolt
#

it is my friend though

pulsar wigeon
#

the problem you're having is that groovy sucks

ancient bolt
#

I'm not using groovy

pulsar wigeon
#

o

#

then Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

void void
fathom quarry
civic parcel
void void
old badge
limber knotBOT
#

I can't look at that retarded meme without thinking of the banned powerpuff episode see me feel me gnomey

pulsar wigeon
limber knotBOT
#

remember when the powerpuff girls fought communism?

void void
#

remember when you werent talking

static badge
#

are these black mode only jokes

#

uh huh they were

granite salmon
#

RACIST

celest coyote
#

black mode ftw

void void
#

you use light mode, leaf? huh

static badge
#

yeah

void void
#

.kill leaf

limber knotBOT
#

beheads leaf with a rusty scythe and uses their head to play football.

granite salmon
#

TRAITOR

#

oo good death message

pulsar wigeon
#

why .kill when we have

static badge
#

white theme is just the best shrug_animated

pulsar wigeon
#

.leaf

static badge
#

why was the preview removed

granite salmon
#

yes?

pulsar wigeon
#

no idea tbh

#

.leaf

pulsar wigeon
#

hm, fine now

static badge
#

bet u did it

granite salmon
#

ty

pulsar wigeon
#

can't remove preview for that

granite salmon
#

rip 39 seconds of my life

void void
#

ok jesus christ perhaps fully exhaling and taking a huge hit of weed was not a smart idea in a matter of MILLISECONDS i went from ok to absolutely not ok and now i am very. high.

#

good thing i brought ice cream

pulsar wigeon
#

we get it you vape

#

smoke weed, whatever

void void
#

im glad you get it wiz

#

but ill still inform you every now and then to remind you

#

because

#

there will be a quiz later

deft pelican
sly flame
native badger
void void
#

@olive garden have you seen the 4K VOY and DS9 intro fan remakes? 😍

granite salmon
#

Wait what?

#

that sounds cool

void void
#

the show is originally SD right, but someone remade VOY and DS9's by hand in 4K

static badge
#

what is the old prune rank

void void
#

This intro is a Star Trek Fan Production created in Lightwave 3D and Adobe After Effects, and has been a labour of love over the past few months in my free time. Please give it a share if you feel it worthy!

BTC address 3DcADE4jjq76zKEq5bwRy6J8B9bzcPec67

https://www.gizmod...

β–Ά Play video

The culmination of a few month’s work in my free time, a recreation of the Star Trek Deep Space Nine series 4-7 title sequence in 4k.
Please like and subscribe to follow new content!

  • Produced and animated by Xander Hugh.
  • Created in Newtek Lightwave 3D, Adobe After Eff...
β–Ά Play video
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Star Trek Voyager - 4k / HD Intro - NeonVisual - length 1m 56s - 27,466 likes, 344 dislikes (98.8%) - 646,181 views - NeonVisual on 2017.08.11

#

(DiscordBot) Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - 4K / HD Intro - NeonVisual - length 2m 5s - 2,197 likes, 12 dislikes (99.5%) - 43,179 views - NeonVisual on 2019.07.19

void void
#

holy fuck, he did the wormhole in DS9 really well!

#

😍

limber knotBOT
#

really annoying how the google play store automatically blocks downloads from behind vpns

limber knotBOT
#

oooops I fucked up slightly

potent warren
void void
potent dragon
lunar hearth
lunar hearth
#

Working on a 1.15.2 server and now I miss my shaders

cosmic raft
#

whee

#

left work early today

unreal quarry
#

50% of people are wrong πŸ˜›

pulsar wigeon
#

tacos?

proud lance
#

billy it would be a shame if that 50% became 55%

unreal quarry
#

😦

cosmic raft
#

@spare venture yes

#

yes

#

lol

#

nope

#

yes

#

chinese food ordered

void void
#

@spare venture Yes

cosmic raft
#

guess barty

void void
#

Though, they might be kind of slow.

#

Depends what you're into

shell vine
#

u hyped for picard

void void
#

If you want newer Trek like 2019, watch Discovery. It's ok. It's not classic Trek by far.

shell vine
#

tomorrow poggers

void void
#

If you want to go full OG, start with Star Trek. The 60s version.

If you want like, that good old 80s trek, start with TNG.

#

I went TNG->ENT->VOY->DS9 and I tried watching Discovery but I can't do it.

#

The new new ones?

cosmic raft
#

Discovery was okay, not great

void void
#

Those aren't really star trek honestly. They're in an alternate universe.

#

They stray from the actual events in the "prime" universe (main timeline)

#

The show is MUCH more like...daily operations. Meeting alien races. Exploring.

#

There's not so much action and guns blazing...

#

That's not ST

shell vine
#

the first season is a bit awkward of the next generation

void void
#

Yeah I think so. There are some quirks and you get to know the writers though.

#

Almost all the first seasons are awkward.

#

So try to power through, it does get better

#

They do sexualize the fuck out of the women tho

shell vine
#

lol like seven of nine ya

void void
#

Like, Starfleet is not a military organization but they are structured in the same way and they have weapons (so I mean, hey, draw your own conclusions there, but OFFICIALLY...not military). But anyway. Battle is a common occurrence, yet female officers will be wearing short skirts.

cosmic raft
#

My favourites: VOY, TNG, DS9
Okay: Discovery
Pending: Picard

void void
#

I'm waiting to see how picard turns out.

#

Did y'all watch ENT? The one about the first enterprise. With Archer?

cosmic raft
#

not yet

shell vine
#

ent?

void void
#

Enterprise

#

Star Trek: Enterprise

shell vine
#

i got a few episodes in then forgot about it

void void
#

It's quite good. Had a rushed ending though.

#

And they made a hot vulcan

#

"PT Uniform"

#

Yeah okay, Star Trek

shell vine
#

lol

void void
#

Damn ok, that was retarded. For at least an hour I was looking for a reason that my nodejs wouldn't be allowing me to connect on port 3000.

#

Finally realized my webapp was trying to send a request to itself. I mistyped the API gateway URI and specified the wrong port. :^)

royal meadow
peak dirge
#

Fun fact: trying to make a request to your own worker on Cloudflare Workers causes it to freeze up

#

The internet is a toxic place

#

A typo of "IT" perhaps?

shell vine
#

scares me when people that ignorant get that mad

upper flicker
#

no

#

cloudflare brings shame to the calculator business

static badge
#

how

cosmic raft
#

TI

#

(Texas Instruments)

static badge
#

ugh

#

"TerrIble joke"

#

was my first guess

shell vine
#

Pepega TI

peak dirge
#

Yeah and somehow I have an account on their forums now

#

It's Discourse, why not?

static badge
#

nice username

#

pretty good one to get

peak dirge
#

Also, incidentially, my interests also led to me uncovering an issue with cold starts on Cloudflare Workers with large WASM modules.

void void
#

this is my zsh at this point

#

ah fuck that didnt even work

cosmic raft
#

lol

west flame
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) I've been thinking of retiring. - length **** - 1,766 likes, 50 dislikes (97.2%) - 13,832 views - Linus Tech Tips on 2020.01.23

merry talon
#

WHAT

#

EXCUSE ME

void void
#

He's live right now

#

Nearly crying on stream

merry talon
#

I can't hear it because of discord

void void
#

Go to YT then bro

#

lmao

merry talon
#

no

#

because of a call

void void
#

lol

merry talon
#

what's he saying

#

is he retiring or thinking of it

void void
#

currently he is telling us how much he loves his wife

#

yea hes crying

#

he's having a midlife crisis

#

im pretty sure

#

now telling us about how he was bullied in school

static badge
#

but why

void void
#

idk

#

:(

#

ok yea i support him retiring

#

he wants to be a better dad

#

he feels too far away from his family

#

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

merry talon
#

you can do that without retiring completely

void void
#

idk he's hella midlife crisis it's clear but i get it

#

he apparently recently got asked to do make a wish for a kid

#

so he did, and the kid died

#

and the kid's dad sent him a thank you note with a photo album of his son

#

and linus said all he saw was his own kids and how he feels disconnected

#

and he wants to be a better dad basically

#

i feel for him

#

but hes rambing a bunch of other incoherent stuff too

#

ok so he just changed it up

#

"not retiring, but not looking for a reason not to anymore"

#

oof

#

the second I entered

#

it ended

hard kernel
#

who is that guy

void void
#

Linus from Linus Tech Tips

hard kernel
#

he famous in the nerd world?

#

i never heard of him

void void
#

I watched him for many years

#

Learned a lot about technology from his channel

#

I built my first computer by watching his video

#

One of his videos

#

Literally watched him for more than 5 years

#

same

#

i feel for him tho

#

and he deserves it

#

He is in his 30s and has kids. So he feels like he doesn't spend enough time with them

hard kernel
#

assuming he is well off

void void
#

3 kids now

hard kernel
#

prob still get checks from YT

#

even if he "retires"

void void
#

boi

merry talon
#

ok so he's not retiring

cosmic raft
#

lmao @void void

void void
icy apex
#

I am trying to run this command in my github work flow, but it's not working cd SimplePolice && mvn clean install

void void
#

oh no

#

This is the general channel

#

also known as off topic

icy apex
#

I am posting here, because it’s irrelevant to paper @void void

vestal jasper
#

is it a plugin

obtuse cobalt
void void
#

yes it is

icy apex
#

Yes

vestal jasper
#

cool then it can go into the channel about plugin development

icy apex
#

And it works just I need help with the github workflow

vestal jasper
#

why am I missing emotes REEEEE

icy apex
#

But this is irrelevant to plugin dev

void void
#

what the jesus @cosmic raft

vestal jasper
#

where the FUCK is my peepojuice

void void
#

is that fucking REAL

icy apex
#

It’s a side thingy

void void
#

I will drive my mothafuckin rust bucket until it moves for the last time

icy apex
#

Oh no

static badge
icy apex
#

Wait so um where is the plugin dev channel?

void void
icy apex
#

Oh

void void
#

its not just for 'paper' dev

vestal jasper
#

Discussion of both server development and plugin development.

void void
#

its, paper dev

vestal jasper
#

as per the channel description - the thing people never read

icy apex
#

Oh

#

Ty

void void
#

shut up vic you're the one who told him to go to paper-help

#

noob

vestal jasper
#

literally did not

#

@void void did

void void
#

oh ur right

#

@void void fucking noob

#

i apologize vic

#

u did not deserve my harsh words

vestal jasper
#

forgiven

static badge
#

you do deserve harsh words

vestal jasper
#

ok furry

static badge
#

ur furry

vestal jasper
#

yeah sure thing furry

static badge
#

agreed furry

cedar spade
#

pineapple on pizza

void void
#

Ok

#

Being a noob doesn't make you any different from other people

hard kernel
#

.

#

ty

void void
#

Literally being a noob means that you actually are putting effort in beginning to study or engaging in something instead of procrastinating

hard kernel
#

im just retarded ... speak for urself

void void
#

Retarded? That is literally the lamest excuse I ever heard

#

that is also known as not putting any effort

hard kernel
#

also yes lazy

#

idk maybe not lazy but lackk focus to learn

void void
#

Then get rid of things that distract you during learning

hard kernel
#

i legit have the internet in front of me

#

.

void void
#

Cut your cable XD

hard kernel
#

then how will i learn?

void void
#

Peace of paper and a pencil

quasi valley
#

Absorb pure knowledge out of the universe

#

That’s how

void void
#

Observer the things happening around you

quasi valley
#

Watch some bees and Learn to pollinate a flower

void void
#

be the new Isaac newton

hard kernel
#

nothing happens around me

void void
#

rediscover gravity

#

Boi, how tf people before 2000s learned stuff

hard kernel
#

i read books

void void
#

Get a book

hard kernel
#

when i was young

#

i cant read im illiterate

void void
#

Excuse

hard kernel
#

anyone heard of name snipers for minecraft names?

limber knotBOT
#

​

hard kernel
#

theres this guy flexing that he has the best snipe tool

#

he has the name sup

#

i want it

limber knotBOT
#

oh my god I missed the mc name "Kenny" being available

#

sucks to suck

hard kernel
#

he said hes gonna name change just to snipe it for himself again

#

someone should out snipe him for it

void void
#

is this what you mc players do

hard kernel
#

yes

void void
#

stupid

hard kernel
#

ur name is too complex

void void
#

tell him the fact that he has an mc name sniper is pathetic and that he should just give up and go pursue something where he'll gain something of actual value. i suggest school

vestal jasper
#

No his name is simple

limber knotBOT
#

kicks Vicarious off a hill

cosmic raft
#

well

#

Star Trek: Picard

#

A+ so far

heady spear
#

I’ve been at this lecture for 15 minutes and I’m already falling asleep

gloomy sphinx
#

what is the point of having a gui if it is disabled by default?

#

seems kinda of dumb considering people will probably never enable it and it will become forgotten, plus there would be no added benefit for noobs who run the server jar by opening it accidentally which they wouldnt be able to stop or kill. at least the gui would open and you can control it from there

#

my 2tacos

cosmic raft
#

holy

#

Star Trek: Picard = A+ first episode

gloomy sphinx
#

star wars is better

#

star trek is just nerds in spandex

void void
#

wow

#

star trek picard really done did it then done diddly did it bois this is EXACTLY the kinda closure i wanted this really HITS THE MOTHERFUCKIN SPOT

wide chasm
#

tcc: afaik the gui was disabled by default because it didn't work well with jline or something along those lines

limber knotBOT
#

Install gentoo

cedar spade
#

inb4 PaperGUI

limber knotBOT
#

inb4 pineapple on pizza

#

the gui was disabled for years and nobody gave a shit, why do ppl care now?

#

did Mojang even change a single bit of that gui ever since it was disabled in cb?

gloomy sphinx
#

oh right the gui did exist

zealous knot
opaque kindle
vestal jasper
void void
#

does 1.15 generate the same world 1.14 would with the same seed?

vestal jasper
#

that should be a very easy thing to test

void void
#

i guess ur right

bleak garnet
void void
#

yeah it seems to be the same

hallow light
#

Anyone else started experiencing huge lag spikes after upgrading to 1.15.2?

granite salmon
#

no

#

send timings

quasi valley
#

From 1.15.1 or what older version?

#

^ Me neither

summer plume
#

Nah, no lags here.

vestal jasper
#

oh nice new 007 movie coming this year

#

March 31 - April 10

quasi valley
hallow light
#

I'll have to remote to the server after work. Any guide on the timings thing? I hear it all over the place but haven't really understood where and how to get it and use it?

#

And it's upgraded from 1.15.1

#

Currently the server is running 1.15.2 build 66

golden gust
#

wait for lag to have occured, /timings report

hallow light
#

Okay. Is it last X minutes, or the whole runtime?

golden gust
#

depends on how long you've configured it torecord

#

forget what the default is

merry talon
#

Audible just took $14.95 from me?

#

I have never used audible

limber knotBOT
#

well now you have to

olive garden
#

you might not have used Audible, but I have used your credit card πŸ˜‰

merry talon
#

I logged in and I'm not subscribed

#

wtf

golden gust
#

.rekt

limber knotBOT
#

β˜‘ The Arekters

olive garden
#

can you confirm it's actually Audible who billed you?

cedar spade
#

lol kenny

merry talon
#

'Audible CA Amzn.'

summer plume
woven otter
#

u mad

olive garden
#

I would be

frozen jacinth
harsh solstice
green turret
#

You guys ever had a sinus infection? My head hurts so much all the time... Nothing helps x_x

#

If anyone has any tips or advice or spells to reduce the agony, I'm all ears.

limber knotBOT
#

did your doctor not give you anything against that?

wintry hawk
rain oasis
topaz mortar
#

A cosine πŸ˜†?

tender jolt
idle kelp
green turret
#

Got antibiotics. Started out with one batch of three pills over three days. Now I got 30 pills to take over 10 days. I'm hoping it'll work this time, but I just want to be able to at least sit and watch TV or something. I've been bed bound for days. This sucks.

#

If I end up dying from this, I just want this to be on the record: Fuck you whoever gave me this infection!

limber knotBOT
#

I'm sure he'll say "you're welcome"

woven otter
#

I see you mikro

green turret
#

What a jerk

woven otter
#

those upside down are the worst

olive garden
#

didn't electronic just say to the PR he just merged?

#

or am I dumm as usual?

pulsar wigeon
#

say what?

olive garden
#

okay, I am dumm no matter what

#

say no

#

saying that chunks should not be loaded just to spawn some items, especially if they are not loaded since they were told not to load in the config

golden gust
#

Basically, I closed the original PR which was dumb as it force loaded chunks for any getHeight call if the world spawn was disabled, which is 100% irrelevant to that check

placid shell
golden gust
#

If something is going to do something which needs to garauntee the chunk is loaded, the caller should do that, not as a side-effect of one of the methods being called down the chain

olive garden
#

oh, missed the fact that there are multiple PRs from the same guy on the same topic

limber knotBOT
#

I really need to get back to my daily jogging routine

#

yeah you've become quite fat

#

:(

#

not even that much of a lie

#

this is the heaviest I've been in years

zealous knot
#

TIL paper has a gui

limber knotBOT
#

vanilla has a gui

wide chasm
#

Spigot has a gui

zealous knot
#

Whut

woven otter
#

gui has a gui

wide chasm
#

It's always been there on Vanilla, it was just disabled by default on CraftBukkit and higher.

upper flicker
#

until now - 1.15.2

#

not sure what the timing was about it

#

but uh, thats what they did

topaz mortar
#

--show-gui should be the option. zoidberg

wide chasm
#

Personally more a fan of sticking with Vanilla behaviour; makes it more consistent for people who are switching from Vanilla.

upper flicker
#

there's a poll in announcements

#

we're using it mostly to figure out what people want

#

we arent strictly saying we'll adhere to the results

topaz mortar
#

Or is the terminal no monitor options in already?

upper flicker
#

there is no clean or easy way to figure out if called from the terminal or not

#

the best you can do is find out if the system has a display attached

#

which it already does

#

and even that has edge cases and is system dependent

topaz mortar
#

Can't we get the parent process of the Java call?

upper flicker
#

doesnt tell you enough

#

services can call the server from a shell as well

static badge
#

I've since switched my vote to keep the gui

#

and have a "make gui god tier again" patch on my todo

limber knotBOT
#

I'd love to see that lmao

pulsar wigeon
#

new feature: gui sets computer on fire any time worldedit throws an exception

unique musk
humble valve
pine sun
woven otter
#

and pings wiz

#

would be a great feature

zealous knot
#

Considering wiz gets suicidally mad for a single ping, i think by the 7th world edit crash he’d start breaking shit

#

@woven otter

woven otter
#

true

pulsar wigeon
#

idk why you think kicking other people is suicidal?

#

if anything that would be homicidal?

woven otter
#

true as well

pulsar wigeon
#

but i guess you're retarded so that would explain why you think that

woven otter
#

.rekt

limber knotBOT
zealous knot
#

Yeah, im the retard here lmao

austere ivy
#

according to wiz, we all are

zealous knot
#

^

#

Wiz is the only smart one here

pulsar wigeon
#

i never said i am

#

but sure thanks i'll take it

limber knotBOT
#

I don't think he's called me retarded yet (or in a long time), am me special now?

austere ivy
#

no

green turret
#

I mean in this specific case you're at least the one who confused two words :P

pulsar wigeon
#

you're already upside down

#

can't be too mean :(

limber knotBOT
#

but being upsidedown is great

#

trust me

pulsar wigeon
#

poor guy

#

doesn't even realize the situation he's in

limber knotBOT
#

one day I'll show you all

#

smh

green turret
#

Bat person

woven otter
#

Kenny I think too much blood in your head is not allowing you to think properly

quasi valley
#

and the most important part: I can still catch ducks upside_duck_catch

woven otter
pulsar wigeon
#

well that's one thing going for you i guess

austere ivy
#

hmm you know

#

how do you folks do your lang? store it in a yaml config? enum?

green turret
#

I usually speak it or type it.

austere ivy
#

πŸ€”

green turret
#

Like for instance if I want to say sausage I will say pΓΈlse.

#

In my language.

ember crag
#

I'm going to see Rammstein!

limber knotBOT
#

I'll say BRATWURST in the most aggressive way possible

green turret
#

KRANKENWAGEN!

ember crag
#

Was only able to get GA tickets though. Some asshat shared the LIFAD club presale code and it was sold out before I ever woke up yesterday.

#

The Feuerzone, that is.

static badge
#

who is this notable person

ember crag
#

Dunno, he got banned from /r/Rammstein, so his name was deleted from the post.

#

But I'd love to strangle the moron.

#

Basically turned a club presale into general availability if you saw the post soon enough.

woven otter
#

MobArena guy

limber knotBOT
#

ai also hev plugin with 2 daunlauds cen I plz have notable k thx bai

woven otter
#

ur special kenny

static badge
#

oh mobarena

austere ivy
#

wait

#

I have a plugin 2 downloads where is my notabel

static badge
#

Pog mobarena

austere ivy
#

this is discrimination I say

woven otter
#

you're saying that only because you suck

austere ivy
#

no I'm saying it because I'm procrastinating doing other work that I need to do so I come here and say random stuff hoping to distract myself from the things I need to do

#

welp I guess I have stuff to do, gbye

limber knotBOT
#

I'm in pain

pulsar wigeon
#

you are pain

limber knotBOT
#

please, I already told you, pain was my father, call me death and despair

pulsar wigeon
#

if you died it would save us quite a bit of despair yes

cedar spade
#

wonder if I'll get an emoji if I mention MobArena too

limber knotBOT
#

what's life without a bit of me in it

pulsar wigeon
#

much better than it was before

limber knotBOT
#

can you even remember a time before I came into your life wiz

#

I bought an extra large thermos for my tea

#

I'm finally kicking that soft drink addiction

#

(and, by extent, caffeine addiction)

cosmic raft
#

hi

limber knotBOT
#

ih

unreal quarry
#

Remember when I said Mojang's free Win 10 Edition codes were broken? They finally emailed me back saying its fixed, but will only be available until April 20.

#

So if you havent claimed yours yet, go get it while you can πŸ˜‰

upper flicker
#

still not sure what is up with that

#

like either Mojang or MS controls the key codes

#

sooooo, this shouldve been like a few emails at most

grizzled bison
unreal quarry
#

The email said the promotion is ending April 20, so I'm assuming they tried to end it before but too many ppl emailed about it lol

pulsar wigeon
#

free code for what

spice geyser
#

Hi does someone know if there is a setting inpapermc to disable mobgriefing such as from endermen? If not maybe a someone has a recommandation
for a plugin?

unreal quarry
#

Win 10 edition of MC

pulsar wigeon
#

are they trying to get java users to switch?

#

i mean, what's the promotion? if you own java you get win10 edition?

limber knotBOT
#

wasn't that a thing as soon as win 10 released?

unreal quarry
#

If you bought Java edition before a certain date you get win10 edition for free

pulsar wigeon
#

welteinz, there's a doMobGriefing gamerule but that controls a lot of things

unreal quarry
#

Yes kenny

heady spear
#

yay fawe is being rewritten in kotlin

limber knotBOT
unreal quarry
#

Long story short. Most people, including me, ignored that promotion thinking we'll get to it eventually. Last month I tried to get mine because PS4 has the together update now and I wanted to play with my son, but the codes didn't work. I emailed MS and they just responded codes are working again, but only until April 20

pulsar wigeon
#

where do you get that

limber knotBOT
#

ah

spice geyser
#

Thx, I mean a seeting which could be set in a textfile.

pulsar wigeon
#

is it hidden on their site somewhere

unreal quarry
#

There will be a button to get the code, if you're eligible.

spice geyser
#

In the paper.yml or somewhere

limber knotBOT
#

oh I still have a code left from a second account

upper flicker
#

no setting in the config files

#

there is a gamerule for it from mojang

pulsar wigeon
#

ew tf

spice geyser
#

ah ok thank you

unreal quarry
pulsar wigeon
#

i need a microsoft account?

upper flicker
#

otherwise plugins have been doing it for ages yes

#

probably wiz

limber knotBOT
#

the entire windows microsoft xbox thing is a mess

upper flicker
#

they dont use java edition's account system for bedrock

pulsar wigeon
#

gross

upper flicker
#

they use xbox live which is just ms accounts

pulsar wigeon
#

oh hey it takes my skype account

spice geyser
#

what does wiz mean?

limber knotBOT
#

I really hate everything about xbox live, the account management, the app, everything that comes with choosing or changing nicknames

pulsar wigeon
#

ok done, time to forget about that forever cuz i'm never gonna play that :^)

twin lagoon
#

the app is neat actually

#

the xbox beta one

#

quite liking the new design language they've got going

pulsar wigeon
#

i tried MC at a microsoft store at a mall once

twin lagoon
#

it sucks

#

it really does suck

pulsar wigeon
#

i have to say the controls are confusing as fuck

twin lagoon
#

the only thing good in bedrock is the performance

#

the interface is like having the gui scale at the biggest possible in java

limber knotBOT
#

everything is so wishy and... well, console like :aa:

twin lagoon
#

the unnecessary animations make it feel sluggish

#

the mouse movement feels wonky

limber knotBOT
#

yeah

spice geyser
#

oh his name πŸ˜…

twin lagoon
#

it's missing basic keyboard controls like pressing on your number keys to move items into your hotbar

#

afaik shift clicking on an item was missing for some time too

limber knotBOT
#

it's essentially porting a pc game to console and then porting it back to pc, lmaop

twin lagoon
#

well that's literally what happened yeah

#

bedrock is a joke

#

even the partnered servers are scum

#

lifeboat, one of the most popular mcpe servers offers gamemodes that you have to pay for

#

you can trial them for 30 minutes

limber knotBOT
#

absolutely lovely methods of scamming children ye

twin lagoon
#

putting whole games behind paywalls is against the java eula isn't it?

limber knotBOT
#

eula is neither enforced anymore nor do they care for their bedrock partners

ashen dagger
limber knotBOT
#

also, the entire concept of having competitive minigames is fundamentally broken with win10 vs. consoles vs. mobile players

stuck badger
unreal quarry
#

its braille

stuck badger
#

Lmao

#

I have Manjaro turns out it was the free drivers

#

Switching it to non free (Nvidia) drivers worked

#

Ubuntu wouldn't even boot into installer xD

#

Not a loss tho

limber knotBOT
#

I wonder, can we count the witcher as having finally broken the curse of bad video game movies or does it not count because the franchise was already based on a series of novels'

upper flicker
#

its not a movie

#

bam

#

cant count it

limber knotBOT
#

eh close nuff

#

I think they pretty much ignored the games and went with the book stories/descriptions

upper flicker
#

they did

#

they dont have any license to the games

#

cd projekt red owns a ton of IP where they diverged from the books

limber knotBOT
#

the sound designer even said they've never heard any of the games' sounds

upper flicker
#

pfft even if thats not true thats probably smart of them to say

pulsar wigeon
#

lol

limber knotBOT
#

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

#

that's interesting because they sound very much alie

#

alike

#

yeah thought so too, but eh

upper flicker
#

well, they're both starting from the same place

#

there's not a ton of license to take in sound design

#

maybe in monster noises or something

#

but the settings are similar, the time period is similar, the weapons used are similar, etc

limber knotBOT
#

man you can start from the same place and end up with wildly different results

static badge
#

witcher is a book?

upper flicker
#

of course

limber knotBOT
#

the witcher is a trilogy in total I believe

upper flicker
#

but like its not like they were going to come up with radically different sounds for like sword fights or something

limber knotBOT
#

maybe 4 books? I sort of read them back to back

#

I still want to read them at some point

static badge
#

how could you read the books if you can't even count them

#

.g witcher books

limber knotBOT
upper flicker
#

tbh the only real complaint Ive seen about the netflix series is that the time period jumps all over the place

limber knotBOT
#

because I don't make a habit of counting how much I read, I only make note of the contents

#

I also have no clue of how long they are

static badge
#

do I even need to reply to that

limber knotBOT
#

one bigger one I saw is the story being so radically condensed, but can't really verify that cause me no read those

static badge
#

anytime a book is put into some video format it's getting condensed

limber knotBOT
#

maybe if you read several books per week you'd also stop trying to quantify them streamfrost

static badge
#

look I've no interest in reading spellbooks about summoning your waifu

limber knotBOT
#

condensed as in important information about a specific subplot being completely lost to the point where they are only confusing/don't make much sense

upper flicker
#

I mean I would maybe expect that a little

#

every adaption ends up doing that

#

especially tv and movies

#

so idk

static badge
#

maybe ur expecting too much kenny boi

limber knotBOT
#

I'm still watching the series but I agree that the way they did the chronology is fairly weird

upper flicker
#

its just a little out of order with how they present the episodes

limber knotBOT
#

people don't really age in the story but they show up with literal decades worth of difference between scenes and no way for people to really guess aside from contextual clues

upper flicker
#

just a wee bit

limber knotBOT
#

even within the episode the timelines skip pretty wildly

upper flicker
#

yeah

limber knotBOT
#

I think in ep 5 they go from learning that a princess is pergonante with ciri then cut to ciri being baited out of some magical woods

#

I still very much enjoyed the series, it's just more or less minor nitpicks

#

tbf

#

the novels don't help

#

the ciri subplot starts super duper late iirc

#

and it becomes the main focus around book 3

#

ye, tho they obviously can't wait 3 seasons before introducing her and/or yennefer πŸ˜‚

#

a lot of it is just geralt doing witcher things or spending time with yennifer which wouldn't really make for amazing tv

#

it'd be like s1 only geralt faffing about with dandilion, s2 yennifer shows up and s3 suddenly all of the ciri plotline is introduced and resolved

#

the one super confusing thing was when she wanted to go to the dragon egg with that guard and her relationship with him

#

I'm actually about to get into that ep

upper flicker
#

I think they said some of the characters not aging at all, or aging poorly was just their fault and they're going to fix it for s2

limber knotBOT
#

ah

upper flicker
#

I remember hearing about it somewhere

limber knotBOT
#

I was at 12km when I got to that episode so I cut it there for the day, also had to go to work

#

only watch this series while jogging lol

#

only watch any series while jogging

static badge
#

is the witcher netflix stuff even good

#

it seemed to spark people playing the game

upper flicker
#

supposedly its quite good

limber knotBOT
#

I'm enjoying it so far

#

quite thoroughly

#

yeah

upper flicker
#

Ive been meaning to sit down and start watching it

limber knotBOT
#

but I'm a huge sucker for the games and novels

#

it doesn't really have parallels to the games (outside of what's also already adapted from the books), but I couldnt care less

#

hm it will though

halcyon void
limber knotBOT
#

the wild hunt will show up at some point

#

and for example the people being irritated about geralt only running around with one sword on his shoulder instead of the two as in the games is just pepega

#

actually that sort of bothers me, he's supposed to have one silver and one iron

#

but he has two on his horse iirc

#

so it doesn't really matter

#

yeah

#

actually the thing that bothers me the most is the scenes when he's clearly supposed to have a sword on him and does not

#

I had loved to see more magic/potions being used

#

I think it was ep 1 when he went into the mage's tower with an empty scabbard

#

I think he uses his potions just fine

#

instead of just "here's a potion, even though we won't even tell you what it is for or how it may even actually have a real effect on a fight"

#

pretty consistently uses it to kill monsters and even popped one to deal with the queen's magic

#

or princess I guess

pulsar wigeon
#

wow so many spoilers here

limber knotBOT
#

yeah massive spoilers

#

it's sort of odd how they don't really spend a whole lot of time explaining the context of things but I dig it

#

makes it more believable imo

#

imo the potions could have a slightly more obvious effect + maybe use more than just the wind spell πŸ‘€

#

dude goes super duper pale and changes his contact lenses when he takes the potion

#

but the fights still look like... "normal" fights

#

no crazy nightvision, toxic blood or whatever

#

well he's only supposed to get faster when he takes them for the most part

#

not exactly easy to represent

#

what they really nailed was creating an earworm tho lmao

#

AND SO CRIED THE WITCHER, HE CAN'T BE BLEAT

#

really good

#

it's been in my head ever since I first saw it

#

the amount of covers is unreal

#

not sure if I know another song that was that stuck in my brain

#

breaking bad had some fucking amazing jams

#

out of time man is still in my head

#

not OC tracks though

#

never watched that :>

#

for shame

#

I just know that my father has a shelf full of dvds of it :aaa:

#

I'd say that rick and morty also had for the damaged coda while I love listening to pretty regularly

#

ah yes, that might have come close as well

#

dandilion was a fantastic character in the novels, I hope he gets even more love in the following seasons

#

(KennyTV) Rick and Morty Theme x Evil Morty (Piano Jazz Toccata) - length 3m 3s - 5,213 likes, 74 dislikes (98.6%) - 128,332 views - Erik C 'Piano Man' on 2019.11.19

#

not bad but I was a big fan of the very simple vocal track of the OG

#

yeah

#

this would make for a great reprise though

marsh horizon
#

Hey, where can I ask for a plugin? i just wanted to know if anyone knows about a dragon egg respawn plugin that works with the last version of paper

#

I've tried a lot of plugins and i'm just getting errors

granite salmon
#

What

#

you can already respawn the dragon

marsh horizon
#

I wanted to respawn the egg

#

to get infinite eggs

#

so my friends don't have to fight over a stupid egg

limber knotBOT
#

give @p minecraft:dragon_egg

zealous knot
obsidian mulch
marsh horizon
limber knotBOT
#

I'll kick you off that seat

#

throws KennyTV

#

where did you throw me?

#

into the void? oO

#

Over ther and pointsa

#

Bah cba with coding tonight

white lake
hard kernel
#

πŸ¦†

cosmic raft
#

yay

#

tshirt weather again

void void
#

πŸ‘€

golden gust
#

Are those bullets in your shir... oh, nvm

cosmic raft
#

yeah

#

it's why I have a cold, dead, heart

void void
#

wtf auth0, overall gr8 platform but now im slightly wtfing

cosmic raft
#

lol

void void
#

i set up a rule to encode the # of logins into the JWT token right

#

well

#

their # of logins is 0 indexed

#

first login, 0

#

second, 1

#

which is fuckingh annoying

#

and the count at first login is actually not 0, i have to set it to 0, because it's mufugihgerfdjsghvdsxz undefined

peak dirge
#

J A V A S C R I P T

limber knotBOT
#

EWWW

#

WEEE

#

Wee

#

Pissss.

#

u r

#

Dont make me throw you again lazily to the left

#

oh no he's becoming a communist

#

won't someone think of the democracy?

#

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

#

do you need help with liberating yourself from yourself?

#

trick question, the answer is yes regardless

#

I'm sending some freedom carpet bombings your way

#

enjoy the stone age

#

SEND VODKA

#

did i hear my name?

#

hugs DeVodkaMan

#

it's hard to quantify how little I want to write this paper

#

begins shipping 5,000 cases 20x3L vodka bottles to Vertanzil

#

you'd need an electron microscope

#

This time is free. Next time, cost.

#

Vertanzil you understand yes?

#

Big cost.

#

is good vodka, yes?

#

Shut up I'm not talking to you.

#

cyka hand it over

#

is my vodka now

#

No, you get no free shipment, You get ONLEY cost shipment.

#

I get his shipment, his shipment is my shipment

#

is for the motherland

#

i see simple has changed his drug of choice

deft sand
unreal quarry
#

Welp, Comcast is out

#

Global outage \o/

pulsar wigeon
#

wut really

#

never seen the number get that high

limber knotBOT
pulsar wigeon
#

also glad i just got my fios a month ago

static badge
#

kekw comcast

limber knotBOT
#

man I am THIS close to just mailing the teacher telling him that I'm not turning this in

unreal quarry
#

Smfh, can't even get ahold of Comcast to report my outage. Their maps says no outages in my area (zip code) yet I'm surrounded by outages in all neighboring zip codes lmao

fallen jungle
#

I wonder what they screwed up now

unreal quarry
#

Im hearing about a cyber attack

limber knotBOT
void void
left swift
#

Lol

#

700$ jar

void void
#

weekly meetings with mojang

static badge
#

pretty sure it's weekly meetings with some of the community manager bois

#

also isn't there some virus in china or something

#

we all gonna die or what boys

limber knotBOT
#

send KennyTV to CHINA

#

oo oo kenny first

static badge
#

I've got some plans and wanna know if I need to move stuff around before then

left swift
#

Yerr there is 17 deaths like 400 sick

#

Spread to a bunch of countries already

static badge
#

yeah that's a non-threatening virus

left swift
#

Coronovirus or something like that

limber knotBOT
#

electroniccat

limber knotBOT
#

(Vertanzil) Vengaboys - Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! - length 3m 24s - 569,862 likes, 29,148 dislikes (95.1%) - 131,288,857 views - Vengaboys on 2009.11.13

wide chasm
pulsar wigeon
#

bruh fix

zealous knot
#

titties *_*

pulsar wigeon
#

you've been told this shit like 100 times now

zealous knot
#

ok

limber knotBOT
#

You do realise im in the paper irc

#

cant see this memes channel you speak of

pulsar wigeon
#

vert you're fucking retarded but i didn't realize you didn't know your own name

limber knotBOT
#

kicks Vertanzil into the memes channel

#

xDD

#

weeee

#

WAit your in china

#

get back over there

#

oh that's great

#

I have a package sitting in china

#

Oh get a sense of humor wiz

zealous knot
#

oh no

limber knotBOT
#

get sense Vertanzil

#

Go away you turnip

shell vine
unreal quarry
#

This is why we should ditch irc ^_^

#

runs away

upper flicker
#

orrrrr I could bridge even more shit PES3_Wow

unreal quarry
#

:O

upper flicker
#

i dont really want to though

unreal quarry
#

!stats

limber knotBOT
#

Uptime: 27 days, 17 hours, 6 minutes, 28 seconds
Message Handling: 9ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 9886 (14%)
Messages from Discord: 61482 (86%)

#

let's just get rid of all the dumcord users

left swift
#

Slack is the future

limber knotBOT
#

slack was always the future

static badge
#

yo z you should make a telegram bridge

limber knotBOT
#

yea and send all messages straight do /dev/null

#

thanks

upper flicker
#

no thanks

static badge
#

not talking about the program

upper flicker
#

lol

void void
#

ok so that was a fucking lie

#

auth0 loginsCount does not start at 0 or undefined

#

it starts at 1

#

why are auth0 employees lying to me

radiant crow
void void
#

i've been thinking about using auth0

#

but is it that bad then?

#

no no auth0 is great

#

im just talking about 1 specific feature

#

rules, which is kinda auth middleware

#

its a bit undocumented

proud lance
#

ur undocumented

woven otter
#

what

unkempt gulch
quasi valley
static badge
#

wtf

unreal quarry
#

Why not just use an electric pencil sharpener?

#

Smh

proud lance
#

dude

#

look at his fingers

static badge
#

literally cheating

proud lance
#

I can't tell if thats graphite or hes bleeding

woven otter
#

sounds like a lack of braincells

void void
gloomy sphinx
#

Anyone experiencing issues with 1.15.2 paperspigot - use Spigot for now, there is a bug with paper which makes all block enchants unusable

limber knotBOT
#

@gloomy sphinx [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

quasi valley
#

Imagine watching someone for half an hour sharpening pencils

gloomy sphinx
#

wat

#

is this true

golden gust
#

wut

#

Literally no idea where tf you read that

#

But that's the first I've heard of that...

gloomy sphinx
golden gust
#

lol

#

Yea, no, fixed in latest build

#

and literally a spigot issue

gloomy sphinx
golden gust
#

@white lake ^

#

god forbid people actually test stuff properly

upper flicker
#

people are morons

#

this is not new information to anyone who pays attention

quasi valley
#

sale

gloomy sphinx
#

paper always taking the hits

upper flicker
#

tbh it seems that buildtools is such an annoying pain in the ass people dont update their spigot builds

#

so they compare old ass builds of spigot with new versions of paper that have new changes from spigot

#

and we get hit for it

gloomy sphinx
#

yeah youre right

granite salmon
#

Yes. Buildtools is yikes

gloomy sphinx
#

running build tools is like putting the toilet paper roll onto the roller. no one does it

granite salmon
#

I avoid it as much as possible

gloomy sphinx
#

everyone just places the fucking toilet paper on the back of the toilet

#

and leaves it

granite salmon
#

Lol wtf

cedar spade
#

luckilyperms is my favourite permissions plugin

woven otter
#

paperspigot

limber knotBOT
#

@πŸ¦†> [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

granite salmon
#

L

quasi valley
#

Did the bot just fail at pinging

static badge
granite salmon
#

It showed a different duck too

gloomy sphinx
#

.lart leaf

limber knotBOT
#

casts leaf into the fires of Mt. Doom.

upper flicker
#

the message text uses discord's emojis iirc

#

and the usernames use your system ones

#

dont ask me why

quasi valley
granite salmon
#

Okaaayyy then

static badge
#

tbh isn't pinging people just <!@<id>> or something

#

oh right

#

no that's korobi

#

kyrobi

upper flicker
#

could be korobi

#

could be the bridge

static badge
#

korobi

gloomy sphinx
#

could be tencent

upper flicker
#

probably not the bridge if they just talked though

#

discord has a cache or JDA has a cache or someone has a user cache

static badge
#

probably korobi

upper flicker
#

and trying to ping people who havent talked in a large discord often fails

gloomy sphinx
#

maybe the message is lost in translation as it is sent through chinas network

upper flicker
#

Im pretty sure its because of whatever caching

static badge
#

whatever it is it's consistently failing peepoJuice

upper flicker
#

ye

gloomy sphinx
#

i got two massive chocolate easter bunnies for $2 at walmart

#

and they are solid

static badge
#

no wonder america is 20% fat

gloomy sphinx
#

i have never seen chocolate this cheap

static badge
#

bad quality chocolate?

gloomy sphinx
#

that is in canuckistan dollars too

#

no

#

it tastes good

celest coyote
#

Many people have bad taste

gloomy sphinx
#

much better than the dollarstore chocolate slab on a stick

static badge
celest coyote
#

Lollolol

#

That's what you are comparing to?

gloomy sphinx
#

have you had this shit chocolate slab on stick?

#

yes

celest coyote
#

Yes I have bad extremely bad chocolate before

gloomy sphinx
#

it tastes like ball sweat

static badge
#

the walmart toilet kind kash?

gloomy sphinx
#

great value chocolate is actually 7/10

#

compared to unknown name chocolate

void void
celest coyote
#

...ok

quasi valley
#

ok...

woven otter
#

boomer

granite salmon
#

Wtf is happening

quasi valley
#

Yes

woven otter
#

Maybe

quasi valley
#

perhaps?

hard kernel
#

πŸ¦†

void void
#

this stupid component has nigh unoverridable fucking styles

#

if yall EVER make css libs or resources, DONT FUCKING USE !IMPORTANT USE !DEFAULT FUCK

#

!important = FUCKING CONSTANT
!default = GOD DAMN IT THE DEFAULT AND ACTS LIKE IMPORTANT BUT CAN BE OVERRIDDEN

vestal jasper
#

Ok

upper flicker
#

!important

static badge
#

is

#

is this some css meme that I'm too smart to get