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idk what that is tbh
dammit
lmfao
IRC = internet relay chat
ah okay
I - Use
R - Discord
C - For fuck sake
go away dylan no one likes you
stupid dumcord users
KYS
rip Vertanzil
agreed
ABUSE
that he should kill himself or that Vertanzil should go awa?y
Why not both?
throws a bottle at electroniccat
π
throws Vertanzil at electroniccat
weee
throws a whale at Kenny?
stop abusing the cat
no
throws electroniccat at wiz
pets
That's full on unadulterated kink
WOW
Whatever that word means
.g urbandictionary kink
(KennyTV) https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kink -- Kink - Urban Dictionary: "Noun - kink. Plural - kinks. As in "a kink". sexual tastes for a person. Usually a kink is an unusual taste in sexual behaviour. The following..."
mfw
then what's the difference between a kink and a fetish
.g urbandictionary fetish
(KennyTV) https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fetish -- fetish - Urban Dictionary: "Holy shit those socks really get me turned on because of this sock fetish of mine. ... The banker who died swimming in the bottom of an outhouse had..."
- An object thought to have magical, especially magically sexual, powers 2. A sexual fixation or obsession with a usually non-sexual object. EX. socks, horses, monkeys, pain, bondage
that's more than unusual :D
and more than a taste
I don't understand why you can't share types and members in an apply from in Gradle
I see
Like why is it any more complicated than compiling the script and adding it to the classpath??
expecting gradle to be your friend
it is my friend though
the problem you're having is that groovy sucks
I'm not using groovy
I can't look at that retarded meme without thinking of the banned powerpuff episode see me feel me gnomey
remember when the powerpuff girls fought communism?
remember when you werent talking
RACIST
black mode ftw
you use light mode, leaf? 
yeah
.kill leaf
beheads leaf with a rusty scythe and uses their head to play football.
why .kill when we have
white theme is just the best 
.leaf
why was the preview removed
yes?
hm, fine now
bet u did it
ty
can't remove preview for that
https://i.imgur.com/NEXmXp6.png no button for it, maybe cuz webook?
rip 39 seconds of my life
ok jesus christ perhaps fully exhaling and taking a huge hit of weed was not a smart idea in a matter of MILLISECONDS i went from ok to absolutely not ok and now i am very. high.
good thing i brought ice cream
im glad you get it wiz
but ill still inform you every now and then to remind you
because
there will be a quiz later
@olive garden have you seen the 4K VOY and DS9 intro fan remakes? π
the show is originally SD right, but someone remade VOY and DS9's by hand in 4K
what is the old prune rank
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really annoying how the google play store automatically blocks downloads from behind vpns
oooops I fucked up slightly
Working on a 1.15.2 server and now I miss my shaders
hmm.. strawpoll looks like the global bukkit bstats server type graph https://i.imgur.com/p0rbo4K.png
50% of people are wrong π
tacos?
billy it would be a shame if that 50% became 55%
π¦
@spare venture yes
yes
lol
@spare venture https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Trek_films_and_television_series#Television_series
Star Trek is an American media franchise based on the science fiction television series created by Gene Roddenberry. The first television series, simply called Star Trek and now referred to as "The Original Series", debuted in 1966 and aired for three seasons on NBC. The Star...
nope
yes
chinese food ordered
@spare venture Yes
guess barty
u hyped for picard
If you want newer Trek like 2019, watch Discovery. It's ok. It's not classic Trek by far.
tomorrow 
If you want to go full OG, start with Star Trek. The 60s version.
If you want like, that good old 80s trek, start with TNG.
I went TNG->ENT->VOY->DS9 and I tried watching Discovery but I can't do it.
The new new ones?
Discovery was okay, not great
Those aren't really star trek honestly. They're in an alternate universe.
They stray from the actual events in the "prime" universe (main timeline)
The show is MUCH more like...daily operations. Meeting alien races. Exploring.
There's not so much action and guns blazing...
That's not ST
the first season is a bit awkward of the next generation
Yeah I think so. There are some quirks and you get to know the writers though.
Almost all the first seasons are awkward.
So try to power through, it does get better
They do sexualize the fuck out of the women tho
Like, Starfleet is not a military organization but they are structured in the same way and they have weapons (so I mean, hey, draw your own conclusions there, but OFFICIALLY...not military). But anyway. Battle is a common occurrence, yet female officers will be wearing short skirts.

My favourites: VOY, TNG, DS9
Okay: Discovery
Pending: Picard
I'm waiting to see how picard turns out.
Did y'all watch ENT? The one about the first enterprise. With Archer?
not yet
ent?
i got a few episodes in then forgot about it
It's quite good. Had a rushed ending though.
And they made a hot vulcan
"PT Uniform"
Yeah okay, Star Trek
lol
Damn ok, that was retarded. For at least an hour I was looking for a reason that my nodejs wouldn't be allowing me to connect on port 3000.
Finally realized my webapp was trying to send a request to itself. I mistyped the API gateway URI and specified the wrong port. :^)
Fun fact: trying to make a request to your own worker on Cloudflare Workers causes it to freeze up
I am so angry about the way you force people to spend hours like machines doing literally hundreds of captchas a day, supposedly because of IP blacklisting that has absolutely nothing to do with the users of the sites you control. Itβs a shameful trick, not so say a scam to...
The internet is a toxic place
A typo of "IT" perhaps?
scares me when people that ignorant get that mad
how
TI
My "interest" in edge computing arose from this https://github.com/astei/crafthead
Also, incidentially, my interests also led to me uncovering an issue with cold starts on Cloudflare Workers with large WASM modules.
lol
(DiscordBot) I've been thinking of retiring. - length **** - 1,766 likes, 50 dislikes (97.2%) - 13,832 views - Linus Tech Tips on 2020.01.23
I can't hear it because of discord
lol
currently he is telling us how much he loves his wife
yea hes crying
he's having a midlife crisis
im pretty sure
now telling us about how he was bullied in school
but why
idk
:(
ok yea i support him retiring
he wants to be a better dad
he feels too far away from his family
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
idk he's hella midlife crisis it's clear but i get it
he apparently recently got asked to do make a wish for a kid
so he did, and the kid died
and the kid's dad sent him a thank you note with a photo album of his son
and linus said all he saw was his own kids and how he feels disconnected
and he wants to be a better dad basically
i feel for him
but hes rambing a bunch of other incoherent stuff too
ok so he just changed it up
"not retiring, but not looking for a reason not to anymore"
oof
the second I entered
it ended
who is that guy
Linus from Linus Tech Tips
I watched him for many years
Learned a lot about technology from his channel
I built my first computer by watching his video
One of his videos
Literally watched him for more than 5 years
same
i feel for him tho
and he deserves it
He is in his 30s and has kids. So he feels like he doesn't spend enough time with them
assuming he is well off
3 kids now
boi
ok so he's not retiring
I am trying to run this command in my github work flow, but it's not working cd SimplePolice && mvn clean install
oh no
@icy apex can you go to #paper-help
This is the general channel
also known as off topic
I am posting here, because itβs irrelevant to paper @void void
is it a plugin
yes it is
Yes
cool then it can go into the channel about plugin development
And it works just I need help with the github workflow
why am I missing emotes REEEEE
But this is irrelevant to plugin dev
what the jesus @cosmic raft
where the FUCK is my peepojuice
is that fucking REAL
Itβs a side thingy
I will drive my mothafuckin rust bucket until it moves for the last time
Oh no

Wait so um where is the plugin dev channel?
Oh
its not just for 'paper' dev
Discussion of both server development and plugin development.
its, paper dev
as per the channel description - the thing people never read
oh ur right
@void void fucking noob
i apologize vic
u did not deserve my harsh words
forgiven
you do deserve harsh words
ok furry
ur furry
yeah sure thing furry
agreed furry
pineapple on pizza
Literally being a noob means that you actually are putting effort in beginning to study or engaging in something instead of procrastinating

im just retarded ... speak for urself
Retarded? That is literally the lamest excuse I ever heard
that is also known as not putting any effort
Then get rid of things that distract you during learning
Cut your cable XD
then how will i learn?
Peace of paper and a pencil
Observer the things happening around you
Watch some bees and Learn to pollinate a flower
be the new Isaac newton
nothing happens around me
i read books
Get a book
Excuse
anyone heard of name snipers for minecraft names?
β
theres this guy flexing that he has the best snipe tool
he has the name sup
i want it
he said hes gonna name change just to snipe it for himself again
someone should out snipe him for it
is this what you mc players do
yes
stupid
ur name is too complex
tell him the fact that he has an mc name sniper is pathetic and that he should just give up and go pursue something where he'll gain something of actual value. i suggest school
No his name is simple
kicks Vicarious off a hill
Iβve been at this lecture for 15 minutes and Iβm already falling asleep
what is the point of having a gui if it is disabled by default?
seems kinda of dumb considering people will probably never enable it and it will become forgotten, plus there would be no added benefit for noobs who run the server jar by opening it accidentally which they wouldnt be able to stop or kill. at least the gui would open and you can control it from there
my 2tacos
wow
star trek picard really done did it then done diddly did it bois this is EXACTLY the kinda closure i wanted this really HITS THE MOTHERFUCKIN SPOT
tcc: afaik the gui was disabled by default because it didn't work well with jline or something along those lines
Install gentoo
inb4 PaperGUI
inb4 pineapple on pizza
the gui was disabled for years and nobody gave a shit, why do ppl care now?
did Mojang even change a single bit of that gui ever since it was disabled in cb?
oh right the gui did exist
Found a picture of Vicarious

does 1.15 generate the same world 1.14 would with the same seed?
that should be a very easy thing to test
i guess ur right
yeah it seems to be the same
Anyone else started experiencing huge lag spikes after upgrading to 1.15.2?
Nah, no lags here.
https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen this is absolutely great lmao
I'll have to remote to the server after work. Any guide on the timings thing? I hear it all over the place but haven't really understood where and how to get it and use it?
And it's upgraded from 1.15.1
Currently the server is running 1.15.2 build 66
wait for lag to have occured, /timings report
Okay. Is it last X minutes, or the whole runtime?
well now you have to
you might not have used Audible, but I have used your credit card π
.rekt
β The Arekters
can you confirm it's actually Audible who billed you?
lol kenny
'Audible CA Amzn.'

u mad
I would be
You guys ever had a sinus infection? My head hurts so much all the time... Nothing helps x_x
If anyone has any tips or advice or spells to reduce the agony, I'm all ears.
did your doctor not give you anything against that?
A cosine π?
Got antibiotics. Started out with one batch of three pills over three days. Now I got 30 pills to take over 10 days. I'm hoping it'll work this time, but I just want to be able to at least sit and watch TV or something. I've been bed bound for days. This sucks.
If I end up dying from this, I just want this to be on the record: Fuck you whoever gave me this infection!
I'm sure he'll say "you're welcome"
I see you mikro
What a jerk
those upside down are the worst
say what?
okay, I am dumm no matter what
say no
saying that chunks should not be loaded just to spawn some items, especially if they are not loaded since they were told not to load in the config
Basically, I closed the original PR which was dumb as it force loaded chunks for any getHeight call if the world spawn was disabled, which is 100% irrelevant to that check
If something is going to do something which needs to garauntee the chunk is loaded, the caller should do that, not as a side-effect of one of the methods being called down the chain
oh, missed the fact that there are multiple PRs from the same guy on the same topic
I really need to get back to my daily jogging routine
yeah you've become quite fat
:(
not even that much of a lie
this is the heaviest I've been in years
TIL paper has a gui
vanilla has a gui
Spigot has a gui
Whut
gui has a gui
It's always been there on Vanilla, it was just disabled by default on CraftBukkit and higher.
until now - 1.15.2
not sure what the timing was about it
but uh, thats what they did
--show-gui should be the option. 
Personally more a fan of sticking with Vanilla behaviour; makes it more consistent for people who are switching from Vanilla.
there's a poll in announcements
we're using it mostly to figure out what people want
we arent strictly saying we'll adhere to the results
Or is the terminal no monitor options in already?
there is no clean or easy way to figure out if called from the terminal or not
the best you can do is find out if the system has a display attached
which it already does
and even that has edge cases and is system dependent
Can't we get the parent process of the Java call?
I've since switched my vote to keep the gui
and have a "make gui god tier again" patch on my todo
I'd love to see that lmao
new feature: gui sets computer on fire any time worldedit throws an exception
Considering wiz gets suicidally mad for a single ping, i think by the 7th world edit crash heβd start breaking shit
@woven otter
true
idk why you think kicking other people is suicidal?
if anything that would be homicidal?
true as well
but i guess you're retarded so that would explain why you think that
.rekt
β www.rekkit.com
Yeah, im the retard here lmao
according to wiz, we all are
I don't think he's called me retarded yet (or in a long time), am me special now?
no
I mean in this specific case you're at least the one who confused two words :P
Bat person
Kenny I think too much blood in your head is not allowing you to think properly
and the most important part: I can still catch ducks 

well that's one thing going for you i guess
I usually speak it or type it.
π€
I'm going to see Rammstein!
I'll say BRATWURST in the most aggressive way possible
KRANKENWAGEN!
Was only able to get GA tickets though. Some asshat shared the LIFAD club presale code and it was sold out before I ever woke up yesterday.
The Feuerzone, that is.
who is this notable person
Dunno, he got banned from /r/Rammstein, so his name was deleted from the post.
But I'd love to strangle the moron.
Basically turned a club presale into general availability if you saw the post soon enough.
MobArena guy
ai also hev plugin with 2 daunlauds cen I plz have notable k thx bai
ur special kenny
oh mobarena
mobarena
this is discrimination I say
you're saying that only because you suck
no I'm saying it because I'm procrastinating doing other work that I need to do so I come here and say random stuff hoping to distract myself from the things I need to do
welp I guess I have stuff to do, gbye
I'm in pain
you are pain
please, I already told you, pain was my father, call me death and despair
if you died it would save us quite a bit of despair yes
wonder if I'll get an emoji if I mention MobArena too
what's life without a bit of me in it
much better than it was before
can you even remember a time before I came into your life wiz
I bought an extra large thermos for my tea
I'm finally kicking that soft drink addiction
(and, by extent, caffeine addiction)
hi
ih
Remember when I said Mojang's free Win 10 Edition codes were broken? They finally emailed me back saying its fixed, but will only be available until April 20.
So if you havent claimed yours yet, go get it while you can π
still not sure what is up with that
like either Mojang or MS controls the key codes
sooooo, this shouldve been like a few emails at most
The email said the promotion is ending April 20, so I'm assuming they tried to end it before but too many ppl emailed about it lol
free code for what
Hi does someone know if there is a setting inpapermc to disable mobgriefing such as from endermen? If not maybe a someone has a recommandation
for a plugin?
Win 10 edition of MC
are they trying to get java users to switch?
i mean, what's the promotion? if you own java you get win10 edition?
wasn't that a thing as soon as win 10 released?
If you bought Java edition before a certain date you get win10 edition for free
welteinz, there's a doMobGriefing gamerule but that controls a lot of things
Yes kenny
yay fawe is being rewritten in kotlin

Long story short. Most people, including me, ignored that promotion thinking we'll get to it eventually. Last month I tried to get mine because PS4 has the together update now and I wanted to play with my son, but the codes didn't work. I emailed MS and they just responded codes are working again, but only until April 20
where do you get that
ah
Thx, I mean a seeting which could be set in a textfile.
is it hidden on their site somewhere
In the paper.yml or somewhere
oh I still have a code left from a second account
ew tf
ah ok thank you
i need a microsoft account?
the entire windows microsoft xbox thing is a mess
they dont use java edition's account system for bedrock
gross
they use xbox live which is just ms accounts
oh hey it takes my skype account
what does wiz mean?
I really hate everything about xbox live, the account management, the app, everything that comes with choosing or changing nicknames
ok done, time to forget about that forever cuz i'm never gonna play that :^)
the app is neat actually
the xbox beta one
quite liking the new design language they've got going
i tried MC at a microsoft store at a mall once
i have to say the controls are confusing as fuck
the only thing good in bedrock is the performance
the interface is like having the gui scale at the biggest possible in java
everything is so wishy and... well, console like :aa:
yeah
oh his name π
it's missing basic keyboard controls like pressing on your number keys to move items into your hotbar
afaik shift clicking on an item was missing for some time too
it's essentially porting a pc game to console and then porting it back to pc, lmaop
well that's literally what happened yeah
bedrock is a joke
even the partnered servers are scum
lifeboat, one of the most popular mcpe servers offers gamemodes that you have to pay for
you can trial them for 30 minutes
absolutely lovely methods of scamming children ye
putting whole games behind paywalls is against the java eula isn't it?
eula is neither enforced anymore nor do they care for their bedrock partners
also, the entire concept of having competitive minigames is fundamentally broken with win10 vs. consoles vs. mobile players
My Linux installation made a new language xD
its braille
Lmao
I have Manjaro turns out it was the free drivers
Switching it to non free (Nvidia) drivers worked
Ubuntu wouldn't even boot into installer xD
Not a loss tho
I wonder, can we count the witcher as having finally broken the curse of bad video game movies or does it not count because the franchise was already based on a series of novels'
eh close nuff
I think they pretty much ignored the games and went with the book stories/descriptions
they did
they dont have any license to the games
cd projekt red owns a ton of IP where they diverged from the books
the sound designer even said they've never heard any of the games' sounds
pfft even if thats not true thats probably smart of them to say
lol
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
that's interesting because they sound very much alie
alike
yeah thought so too, but eh
well, they're both starting from the same place
there's not a ton of license to take in sound design
maybe in monster noises or something
but the settings are similar, the time period is similar, the weapons used are similar, etc
man you can start from the same place and end up with wildly different results
witcher is a book?
of course
the witcher is a trilogy in total I believe
but like its not like they were going to come up with radically different sounds for like sword fights or something
maybe 4 books? I sort of read them back to back
I still want to read them at some point
(DiscordBot) https://www.pcgamer.com/the-witcher-books/ -- The Witcher books: beginner's guide and reading order | PC...: "Jan 6, 2020 ... Here's where to start with The Witcher books if you fancy furthering your travels and adventures with Geralt this year."
tbh the only real complaint Ive seen about the netflix series is that the time period jumps all over the place
because I don't make a habit of counting how much I read, I only make note of the contents
I also have no clue of how long they are
do I even need to reply to that
one bigger one I saw is the story being so radically condensed, but can't really verify that cause me no read those
anytime a book is put into some video format it's getting condensed
maybe if you read several books per week you'd also stop trying to quantify them streamfrost
look I've no interest in reading spellbooks about summoning your waifu
condensed as in important information about a specific subplot being completely lost to the point where they are only confusing/don't make much sense
I mean I would maybe expect that a little
every adaption ends up doing that
especially tv and movies
so idk
maybe ur expecting too much kenny boi
I'm still watching the series but I agree that the way they did the chronology is fairly weird
people don't really age in the story but they show up with literal decades worth of difference between scenes and no way for people to really guess aside from contextual clues
just a wee bit
even within the episode the timelines skip pretty wildly
yeah
I think in ep 5 they go from learning that a princess is pergonante with ciri then cut to ciri being baited out of some magical woods
I still very much enjoyed the series, it's just more or less minor nitpicks
tbf
the novels don't help
the ciri subplot starts super duper late iirc
and it becomes the main focus around book 3
ye, tho they obviously can't wait 3 seasons before introducing her and/or yennefer π
a lot of it is just geralt doing witcher things or spending time with yennifer which wouldn't really make for amazing tv
it'd be like s1 only geralt faffing about with dandilion, s2 yennifer shows up and s3 suddenly all of the ciri plotline is introduced and resolved
the one super confusing thing was when she wanted to go to the dragon egg with that guard and her relationship with him
I'm actually about to get into that ep
I think they said some of the characters not aging at all, or aging poorly was just their fault and they're going to fix it for s2
ah
I remember hearing about it somewhere
I was at 12km when I got to that episode so I cut it there for the day, also had to go to work
only watch this series while jogging lol
only watch any series while jogging
supposedly its quite good
Ive been meaning to sit down and start watching it
but I'm a huge sucker for the games and novels
it doesn't really have parallels to the games (outside of what's also already adapted from the books), but I couldnt care less
hm it will though
the wild hunt will show up at some point
and for example the people being irritated about geralt only running around with one sword on his shoulder instead of the two as in the games is just pepega
actually that sort of bothers me, he's supposed to have one silver and one iron
but he has two on his horse iirc
so it doesn't really matter
yeah
actually the thing that bothers me the most is the scenes when he's clearly supposed to have a sword on him and does not
I had loved to see more magic/potions being used
I think it was ep 1 when he went into the mage's tower with an empty scabbard
I think he uses his potions just fine
instead of just "here's a potion, even though we won't even tell you what it is for or how it may even actually have a real effect on a fight"
pretty consistently uses it to kill monsters and even popped one to deal with the queen's magic
or princess I guess
wow so many spoilers here
yeah massive spoilers
it's sort of odd how they don't really spend a whole lot of time explaining the context of things but I dig it
makes it more believable imo
imo the potions could have a slightly more obvious effect + maybe use more than just the wind spell π
dude goes super duper pale and changes his contact lenses when he takes the potion
but the fights still look like... "normal" fights
no crazy nightvision, toxic blood or whatever
well he's only supposed to get faster when he takes them for the most part
not exactly easy to represent
what they really nailed was creating an earworm tho lmao
AND SO CRIED THE WITCHER, HE CAN'T BE BLEAT
really good
it's been in my head ever since I first saw it
the amount of covers is unreal
not sure if I know another song that was that stuck in my brain
breaking bad had some fucking amazing jams
out of time man is still in my head
not OC tracks though
never watched that :>
for shame
I just know that my father has a shelf full of dvds of it :aaa:
I'd say that rick and morty also had for the damaged coda while I love listening to pretty regularly
ah yes, that might have come close as well
dandilion was a fantastic character in the novels, I hope he gets even more love in the following seasons
especially because I got hooked by this fucking lunatic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HbTPKsnqrU
What do you get when you mashup the opening theme of Rick and Morty with the Evil Morty (For the Damaged Coda) and infuse it with some Jazzy undertones? Well, this.
Musicnotes Page: https://www.musicnotes.com/sheet-music/artist/erik-correll:
Piano Man's Discord (Ages 13+):...
(KennyTV) Rick and Morty Theme x Evil Morty (Piano Jazz Toccata) - length 3m 3s - 5,213 likes, 74 dislikes (98.6%) - 128,332 views - Erik C 'Piano Man' on 2019.11.19
not bad but I was a big fan of the very simple vocal track of the OG
yeah
this would make for a great reprise though
Hey, where can I ask for a plugin? i just wanted to know if anyone knows about a dragon egg respawn plugin that works with the last version of paper
I've tried a lot of plugins and i'm just getting errors
I wanted to respawn the egg
to get infinite eggs
so my friends don't have to fight over a stupid egg
give @p minecraft:dragon_egg


I'll kick you off that seat
throws KennyTV
where did you throw me?
into the void? oO
Over ther and pointsa
Bah cba with coding tonight
π¦
π
Are those bullets in your shir... oh, nvm
wtf auth0, overall gr8 platform but now im slightly wtfing
lol
i set up a rule to encode the # of logins into the JWT token right
well
their # of logins is 0 indexed
first login, 0
second, 1
which is fuckingh annoying
and the count at first login is actually not 0, i have to set it to 0, because it's mufugihgerfdjsghvdsxz undefined
J A V A S C R I P T
EWWW
WEEE
Wee
Pissss.
u r
Dont make me throw you again lazily to the left
oh no he's becoming a communist
won't someone think of the democracy?
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
do you need help with liberating yourself from yourself?
trick question, the answer is yes regardless
I'm sending some freedom carpet bombings your way
enjoy the stone age
SEND VODKA
did i hear my name?
hugs DeVodkaMan
it's hard to quantify how little I want to write this paper
begins shipping 5,000 cases 20x3L vodka bottles to Vertanzil
you'd need an electron microscope
This time is free. Next time, cost.
Vertanzil you understand yes?
Big cost.
is good vodka, yes?
Shut up I'm not talking to you.
cyka hand it over
is my vodka now
No, you get no free shipment, You get ONLEY cost shipment.
I get his shipment, his shipment is my shipment
is for the motherland
i see simple has changed his drug of choice
wut really
https://i.imgur.com/qCsxa7e.png holy fuk
never seen the number get that high
also glad i just got my fios a month ago
comcast
man I am THIS close to just mailing the teacher telling him that I'm not turning this in
Smfh, can't even get ahold of Comcast to report my outage. Their maps says no outages in my area (zip code) yet I'm surrounded by outages in all neighboring zip codes lmao
I wonder what they screwed up now
Im hearing about a cyber attack
pretty sure it's weekly meetings with some of the community manager bois
also isn't there some virus in china or something
we all gonna die or what boys
I've got some plans and wanna know if I need to move stuff around before then
yeah that's a non-threatening virus
Coronovirus or something like that
electroniccat
electroniccat https://youtu.be/llyiQ4I-mcQ?t=55
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bruh fix
titties *_*
you've been told this shit like 100 times now
ok
vert you're fucking retarded but i didn't realize you didn't know your own name
kicks Vertanzil into the memes channel
xDD
weeee
WAit your in china
get back over there
oh that's great
I have a package sitting in china
Oh get a sense of humor wiz
oh no

orrrrr I could bridge even more shit 
:O
i dont really want to though
!stats
Uptime: 27 days, 17 hours, 6 minutes, 28 seconds
Message Handling: 9ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 9886 (14%)
Messages from Discord: 61482 (86%)
let's just get rid of all the dumcord users
Slack is the future
slack was always the future
yo z you should make a telegram bridge
no thanks
not talking about the program
lol
ok so that was a fucking lie
auth0 loginsCount does not start at 0 or undefined

it starts at 1
why are auth0 employees lying to me
i've been thinking about using auth0
but is it that bad then?
no no auth0 is great
im just talking about 1 specific feature
rules, which is kinda auth middleware
its a bit undocumented
what
This guy is speedrunning pencil sharpening https://www.twitch.tv/smallant1 lmao
wtf
literally cheating
I can't tell if thats graphite or hes bleeding
sounds like a lack of braincells
Anyone experiencing issues with 1.15.2 paperspigot - use Spigot for now, there is a bug with paper which makes all block enchants unusable
@gloomy sphinx [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
Imagine watching someone for half an hour sharpening pencils
wut
Literally no idea where tf you read that
But that's the first I've heard of that...

sale
paper always taking the hits
tbh it seems that buildtools is such an annoying pain in the ass people dont update their spigot builds
so they compare old ass builds of spigot with new versions of paper that have new changes from spigot
and we get hit for it
yeah youre right
Yes. Buildtools is yikes
running build tools is like putting the toilet paper roll onto the roller. no one does it
I avoid it as much as possible
everyone just places the fucking toilet paper on the back of the toilet
and leaves it
Lol wtf
luckilyperms is my favourite permissions plugin
paperspigot
@π¦> [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
L
Did the bot just fail at pinging

It showed a different duck too
.lart leaf
casts leaf into the fires of Mt. Doom.
the message text uses discord's emojis iirc
and the usernames use your system ones
dont ask me why

Okaaayyy then
tbh isn't pinging people just <!@<id>> or something
oh right
no that's korobi
kyrobi
korobi
could be tencent
probably not the bridge if they just talked though
discord has a cache or JDA has a cache or someone has a user cache
probably korobi
and trying to ping people who havent talked in a large discord often fails
maybe the message is lost in translation as it is sent through chinas network
Im pretty sure its because of whatever caching
whatever it is it's consistently failing 
ye
no wonder america is 20% fat
i have never seen chocolate this cheap
bad quality chocolate?
Many people have bad taste
much better than the dollarstore chocolate slab on a stick

Yes I have bad extremely bad chocolate before
it tastes like ball sweat
the walmart toilet kind kash?
...ok
ok...
boomer
Wtf is happening
Yes
Maybe
perhaps?
π¦
this stupid component has nigh unoverridable fucking styles
if yall EVER make css libs or resources, DONT FUCKING USE !IMPORTANT USE !DEFAULT FUCK
!important = FUCKING CONSTANT
!default = GOD DAMN IT THE DEFAULT AND ACTS LIKE IMPORTANT BUT CAN BE OVERRIDDEN
Ok
!important




