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austere ivy
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on another note, who the hek is @static badge

static badge
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you're trolling right

pulsar wigeon
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is he ever not?

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well, being retarded i guess

woven otter
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who invoked duck

olive garden
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no one, go away

woven otter
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wow u suck

olive garden
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at least not dicks

woven otter
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ur a dick

latent valve
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How does roasted duck taste like ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค”

pulsar wigeon
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tasted like roasted duck

vale salmon
cosmic raft
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@static badge KEKWHYPER

static badge
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what

cosmic raft
static badge
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what

cosmic raft
static badge
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those are my emotes

cosmic raft
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you finally clued in

static badge
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what

cosmic raft
void void
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Apple Engineer Talks about the new iPhone 7 [ORIGINAL] - length 3m 56s - 4,959 likes, 302 dislikes (94.3%) - 474,543 views - Apple Bits on 2016.09.06

void void
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it's fake obviously but the commentary in the subtitles lmao

limber knotBOT
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it's a meme you dip

void void
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im well aware, these videos with the fake subtitles are part of the meme you fuck

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Laughing Man on Brexit - length 3m 44s - 8,251 likes, 384 dislikes (95.6%) - 923,890 views - Matt P on 2016.06.29

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he's just telling a rather uninteresting story about seagulls getting his paellia

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the only funny thing about it is the man himself

void void
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yes, well aware. these videos are part of the meme and they're emphasizing his laugh

limber knotBOT
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do you really get it boomer?

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are you really that woke?

void void
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ye

limber knotBOT
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or are you just trying to fit in with your fellow kids

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is that a skateboard under your arm?

void void
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I've never been to cedar rapids in my life

limber knotBOT
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how many supreme tees you do have

void void
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i lost count after 150

limber knotBOT
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fucking boomer, supreme is so 2017

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now it's all about ironic supreme knockoffs

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2017 was 3 years ago boomer, get with the times

void void
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Fuk u

limber knotBOT
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do you even know what decade we're in

void void
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1950

limber knotBOT
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how was the war grandpa

void void
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i didnt go, im a pacifist

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but ill still beat your ass

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.kill MagmaGuy

limber knotBOT
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reaches out and punches right through MagmaGuy's chest.

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very pacifist of you

void void
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Thank you.

limber knotBOT
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you must be one of them pacifist-aggressive types

zealous knot
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Colossal Is Crazy - ROAST DUCK (LYRIC VIDEO) - length 40s - 23,104 likes, 106 dislikes (99.5%) - 550,383 views - Dolan Darker on 2016.05.15

zealous knot
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Hey IRC nerds, what IRC client do you recommend? something that's not eye cancer like HexChat

limber knotBOT
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weechat

pulsar wigeon
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ur eye cancer

zealous knot
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Kashike is that not the chinese alternative to WhatsApp or viber?

void void
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loool

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that's weibo

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i believe

zealous knot
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no it's literally WeChat

limber knotBOT
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hello from weechat

void void
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ah idk then

zealous knot
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oh holy shit that's beutiful

limber knotBOT
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:p

void void
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have fun with learning all the key combos :D

limber knotBOT
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key combos?

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/mouse enable

void void
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well then

limber knotBOT
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:)

zealous knot
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ignore simple, he's high

limber knotBOT
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(kashike) Ellie Goulding - High For This (Kygo Remix) - length 7m 12s - 90,117 likes, 2,521 dislikes (97.3%) - 22,085,896 views - The Vibe Guide on 2013.11.05

zealous knot
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Oh hold on

pulsar wigeon
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jesus what are all those channels tho

zealous knot
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is that for linux?

pulsar wigeon
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.-.

limber knotBOT
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yes :D

zealous knot
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ah shit

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i need a windows client

limber knotBOT
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that's not including espernet, wiz :)

woven otter
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and also when was that even added

limber knotBOT
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lots o channels

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that's half the espernet ones

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oO

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18:51 * espernet [connected], nick: kashike, 45 channels, 9 pv

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18:51 * freenode [connected], nick: kashike, 34 channels, 0 pv

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18:51 * spigotmc [connected], nick: kashike, 31 channels, 12 pv

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18:51 * espernet3 [connected], nick: sleepy, 37 channels, 0 pv

pulsar wigeon
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speaking of mcpbot when is forge gonna fix their stuff and get mappings going for 1.15 :<

limber knotBOT
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total channels per network

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you can blame me for that :)

pulsar wigeon
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i know

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that's why i brought it up

void void
cosmic raft
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I mean

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i haven't had much time

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and when dealing with the database...

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the last few updates were annoying

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lots of manual fixes

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ex:

zealous knot
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is that skript

cosmic raft
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and then there's the whole updating part

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etc

zealous knot
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omfg

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those are fucking sql queries?

limber knotBOT
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writing sql statements is such a fucking pain

void void
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what the fuck :(

cosmic raft
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you have no idea

void void
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i love sql but, looping...

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every time i thought looping was the answer, i erased it and whipped myself for being a bad boy

cosmic raft
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here simple

void void
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wow, y'all should see this disgusting thing

limber knotBOT
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.u hitler

void void
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what

limber knotBOT
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I did a few functions for convenience's/outside visibility's sake, but this stuff is quite a bit larger to say the least oO

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its interesting

void void
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yeah we had this huuuuuge sql procedure in the bank that ran in the ecm db, and basically its purpose was to go through the db and compile a report of all the KPIs and format it nicely. It was extremely strange and I never understood why it had to be done as a SQL proc

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it was like 12000 lines of SQL

limber knotBOT
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oh god

void void
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could've been done in probably 150 of any other language

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oh, and it took 45 minutes to run

static badge
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sql is a general programming language

void void
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yes. it sure is. but oh god, how i wish it weren't.

limber knotBOT
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the bit of knowledge I got about these, I got from someone who pretty much has to do just that at his job all day: analysing stupidly intricate databases

heady spear
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exam question: "motivate why quicksort runs in O(nlgn) time"
but it doesn't tho lol, it's O(n^2) in the worst case. Why the hell am I motivating something that isn't even true

wide chasm
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Just write "N/A" /s

limber knotBOT
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Just write "wrong, 0/10 points" /s

heady spear
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It's O(nlgn) in the average and best case, and to even get the best case you need a really optimal partition, which is incredibly hard to get

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so like I have no clue what the fuck she would want me to write there

vestal jasper
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@heady spear point her to Tom Scott thanks

pulsar wigeon
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question makes perfect sense tbh

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"why quicksort runs in O(nlng) time [on average]"

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just don't be a pedant

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you can point out that that's the avg case not the worst as part of the answer

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but saying "it doesn't" is obviously a 0 point answer

static badge
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tell here about concretesort

heady spear
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We've only covered worst case analysis in the course.

static badge
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best case is O(1)

vestal jasper
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Tell her bogo sort is better

pulsar wigeon
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well that's retarded

static badge
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public void concretesort(final int[] numbers) {
    return numbers;
}
limber knotBOT
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tell her randomsort or gtfo

crystal compass
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mate does anybody know how to remove a bossbar that was fucked up by a plugin

heady spear
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This is theory of computation. In algorithms and data structures we covered complexity, but she just did it in like 5 minutes

vestal jasper
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@crystal compass alt f4

heady spear
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and then told us to memorize the complexities for some algorithms

crystal compass
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This plugin was doing a countdown and when the server stopped it didnt even remove the boss bar so now we are all permanently stuck with it

vestal jasper
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No client no bossbar

crystal compass
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Lmao

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boi I need to remove this shit

heady spear
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o now she's asking if NP = P, dope

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"we don't know"

wide chasm
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Are all your teachers this stupid, or is this an exception?

fallen oracle
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@merry talon Tag! You're it!

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When the picture doesn't send...

heady spear
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this one is bloody awful

merry talon
fallen oracle
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We just found you in a gitter chat. We had a question for you.

heady spear
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also the exam is completely different from all of her tutorials and exercises

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so no one knows how to do anything she asks us to do

fallen oracle
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Are you still working with the Async Gamequery Lib?

merry talon
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oh no

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no that's long dead

void void
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last week

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long dead

fallen oracle
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NO

merry talon
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wat

fallen oracle
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THE YEAR IS 2018

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Simple

limber knotBOT
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OK BOOMER

fallen oracle
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THat's 2 years

void void
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OOOOF

fallen oracle
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I just realized the year

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Wtf

void void
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LMFAOOOO

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my bad

fallen oracle
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LOL

pulsar wigeon
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simple i already knew you were retarded

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but way to seal the deal

fallen oracle
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We saw Jan 07 and assumed it was of 2020

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Sorry to bother then.

merry talon
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lmao

void void
fallen oracle
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Damn. Back to the drawing board then.

merry talon
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I don't want to know what I was having troubles with in 2018

void void
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You made an InetSocketAddress incorrectly.

merry talon
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lol

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that's it?

void void
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yes

merry talon
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oh

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I figured it out nice

crystal compass
static badge
crystal compass
vestal jasper
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@crystal compass

crystal compass
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Whatup

vestal jasper
crystal compass
vestal jasper
limber knotBOT
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who asked me for a headsup when I started streaming

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I want to say that it was duck

crystal compass
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When 12 year old players on your server send you 20 msges a day and when you dont reply, they delete their msg and send it again as if they had only sent one... headbang

limber knotBOT
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yeah it was duck

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duck you there

crystal compass
vestal jasper
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lucky for me my players rarely harass me

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inb4 what players

crystal compass
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xD

zealous knot
vestal jasper
crystal compass
woven otter
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thanks magma do you have the link for it

limber knotBOT
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starting in a few minutes

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I'll link it when it starts

woven otter
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ok

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thanks

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is there some good way "capture" exceptions from plugins etc?

limber knotBOT
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Make your code better

woven otter
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go away vertanzil

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.stab vertanzil

void void
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what do you mean capture

woven otter
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.kill vertanzil

limber knotBOT
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goes bowling with vertanzil's bloody disembodied head.

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Im like a nas server HEADLESS.

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weee

woven otter
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Pretty much I wanted to capture the message of them and idk for example send that message via discord webhooks ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

limber knotBOT
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I mean you could just use a try catch and then catch it and send it to discord

void void
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Uh yeah ^

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You've still gotta catch them, but you can send it to an exception capture service that receives it and does whatever it wants with it

woven otter
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no I mean from other plugins.

limber knotBOT
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oh

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Err

void void
limber knotBOT
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Hmm

woven otter
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Like i know how to deal with exceptions that are thrown by my plugins lel

olive garden
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Can I send messages?

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Finally

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3 things can happen:

  • the plugin catches and prints the exception to sysout or through the logger itself
  • Bukkit catches the exception and prints it
  • the exception is uncaught and the server crashes
void void
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You can override the exception handler for the thread, but it won't help if you want to catch runnable exceptions.

pulsar wigeon
void void
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And then there's the issue where that's all the exceptions, not just plugin.

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ah yeah not a bad idea wiz

pulsar wigeon
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what the fuck is this discord?

woven otter
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karma

void void
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idk i always have message sending issues here

pulsar wigeon
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tfw paper discord blocked me

woven otter
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yeah I guess wiz has a good idea

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Could actually go with that

pulsar wigeon
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but yea the most generic thing if you just want to send all errors somewhere is slap on a log handler

olive garden
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NITZ (time for mobiles over GSM) is basically undocumented, great

limber knotBOT
woven otter
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thanks magma guy

limber knotBOT
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also if you want to follow my streams just follow

granite salmon
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damn that crack

limber knotBOT
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no

pulsar wigeon
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banned for advertising

woven otter
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mfw magma just roasted us

limber knotBOT
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xD

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im gonna save that masterpiece

latent valve
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๐Ÿ˜‚

woven otter
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I guess I can fork Qballl's fork now

void void
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"few changes"

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"fix errors"

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rewrites plugin

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wait, wtf. why is it showing full pr diff when i view just 1 commit

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fuck github

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wait wtf is going on in this repo

woven otter
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yes

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it's crazy

void void
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um? wtf

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i found this video documentary about shortninja's death??

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and its titled "The REAL Reason Why Gavin (Shortninja) Died!"?? wtf

woven otter
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wait what

void void
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) The REAL Reason Why Gavin (Shortninja) Died! - length 22m 22s - 73 likes, 5 dislikes (93.6%) - 818 views - Fully Sourced on 2017.03.01

void void
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like, im scowling at this

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This is fucking weird and almost rude

vestal jasper
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I don't like how he's advertising his patreon like 90% of the video

void void
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okay im not watching this anymore, he's literally straight up shit talking Gavin's mother

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which, i mean, hey she may not have been 100% but wtf?

fallen oracle
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That's fucked up.

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Like, really fucked up.

void void
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Yeah. I don't like this. I'm actually gonna report this video.

fallen oracle
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I'm going to also, this is extremely messed up on multiple levels.

void void
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but whatever im going with that

woven otter
limber knotBOT
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did this just instantly get removed or what? oO

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ah no, copyright

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me no read

void void
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im able to view it still, but i just reported it.

merry talon
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magma's facecam is taking up less than half the screen

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that doesn't seem right

void void
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where's magma streaming

merry talon
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he linked it above

void void
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aha fucc i forgot emacs open again

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when i wake up someone has probably pinged me again and asking if i'm alive

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"you put 24h into that file are you dead"

merry talon
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10:07:27 elapsed

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lul

woven otter
void void
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it started over

merry talon
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wtf is that domain

woven otter
pulsar wigeon
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stop advertising

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:^)

merry talon
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also

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I'm more concerned that you're editing clojure

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seems far more deadly

void void
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clojure is neat

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wtf

woven otter
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go away wiz

pulsar wigeon
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๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ†

void void
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aight magma's stuff gave me inspiration

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mob AI in clojure inc

latent valve
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๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ + ๐Ÿฆ† + ๐Ÿ”ฅ = ๐Ÿ—

woven otter
void void
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i wrote decent skyblock achievements system in clojure already lel

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on top of postgres & core.async

woven otter
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how does it work with java?

void void
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it has ok interop

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(let [plugin-manager (Bukkit/getPluginManager)
          plugin (.getPlugin plugin-manager "Essentials")]
  (if plugin (.disablePlugin plugin-manager plugin)))
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ok formatting on phone succ

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clojure is...functional jvm, right? i haven't looked much

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.g clojure jvm

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://clojure.org/ -- Clojure: "Clojure is a robust, practical, and fast programming language with a set of ... Clojure is designed to be a hosted language, sharing the JVM type..."

void void
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ah yes

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lisp

pulsar wigeon
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it's essentialy lisp on the jvm

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:^)

void void
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l i s p

tame pendant
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1.13 performs better than 1.15 and 1.14 is the worst of the three, right?

void void
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idk

merry talon
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yes

woven otter
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mikro do have any clojure samples

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im curious

void void
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mmm

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dms

woven otter
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okay

void void
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that's really thin api basically

limber knotBOT
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yea but it kinda shows how clj and java relate and still shows clj's listpness

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lispness*

void void
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yeah

woven otter
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so many brackets. interesting lang tbh

void void
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slurp

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emacs is best for the lisp

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imo

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compared to vim & vsc

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indents whole codebase without taking any time pretty much

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vs vim literally taking almost a minute for 600L file

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and vsc being dumb

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tbh should extract bukkitclj into api dependency

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haven't really experimented with getting nrepl working

woven otter
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someone ping qball so I can't be blamed for it

sand vale
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@qball ?

woven otter
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qballsrepo.tk redirects to transported-duck-1457.dataplicity.io
๐Ÿค”

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hmm maybe it's my fault ๐Ÿค”

sand vale
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lol

twin lagoon
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pog

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possible 3950X coming to OVH

austere ivy
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a drop of dawn and grease is gone

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pumps the soap dispenser like 50 times onto the sponge

woven otter
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Could not transfer artifact org.spigotmc:spigot:pom:1.14.4-R0.1-SNAPSHOT from/to qball-repo (http://qballsrepo.tk/repo): Failed to transfer file http://qballsrepo.tk/repo/org/spigotmc/spigot/1.14.4-R0.1-SNAPSHOT/spigot-1.14.4-R0.1-SNAPSHOT.pom with status code 203```
well maybe I still could blame him
void void
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on top of impl

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smh

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bet that plogen does not even need impl

woven otter
dapper nacelle
fallen oracle
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Wowza

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I see the artifacts in the repo. Wonder why it's failing.

void void
merry talon
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maybe he's out of bandwidth

void void
turbid fractal
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Anyone got any super simple daily login plugins to recommend (preferably automatic). the only simple ones i found make players have to use a command

dapper nacelle
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I wonder how you'd do that without commands

merry talon
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login event?

dapper nacelle
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<dependency>
    <groupId>org.bstats</groupId>
    <artifactId>bstats-bukkit</artifactId>
    <version>1.5</version>
    <scope>provided</scope>
</dependency>
```bstats is included in with spigot, right?
limber knotBOT
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why would you need a command for that? xD

dapper nacelle
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isn't a daily plugin command a plugin that requires the user to fill in a password every 24h on the server to verify the user?

merry talon
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pretty sure they mean rewards for logging in daily

turbid fractal
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yeah

twin reef
woven otter
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I bet gradle would solve this issue lel

ancient bolt
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Anyone here have experience doing a long distance move? ๐Ÿ˜„

limber knotBOT
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oh wait, you mean in real life? my first thought was "just teleport?"

static badge
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where ya moving to

ancient bolt
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OK -> CA

static badge
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huh I guessed it

merry talon
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not the good CA tho

dire harness
unreal quarry
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Clinic of Abortions?

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runs away

dire harness
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why should i use paper over other?

jade mountain
dire harness
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fair enough

woven otter
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Luck speaks here too

unreal quarry
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@dire harness because we have a Discord, and Spigot doesn't ;)

jade mountain
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just happened to tab in at a good time I guess? :p

woven otter
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I guess so ๐Ÿ˜›

dire harness
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is this possible with paper?
overworld
overworld2
nether
end

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overworld2 would be hidden and only accessible through a tp

static badge
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yeah

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we don't really change how cb/spigot handle worlds

dire harness
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ok

ancient bolt
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well i have a binding estimate from american van lines for $3600

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better than what I had anticipated

void void
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you moving?

ancient bolt
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only downside is possibly slow delivery up to 2 weeks

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so I'd be sleeping on an air mattress in that case probably

vestal jasper
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mfw paper's 32.5% on bstats, last I checked it was like 25%

void void
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@ancient bolt my fam owns a moving company, we're thru National Van Lines. Have you seen their prices? My mom just told me depending on your weight is might be cheaper. Not to intrude tho ;) Sorry plz no kick

ancient bolt
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What's their US DOT number

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estimated weight is 3000lb

void void
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would need2know from, to, and the weight american van lines estimated and we can run a estimate for you

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ill get the dot hold on

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you can have our dot too if you like but we're in california

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my mom is just offering to give you an estimate thru national

ancient bolt
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oh national is a broker I assume?

void void
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yes, and we're a california agent. However, we can get an estimate and pass it to an agent near you

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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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National DOT: 76628
My Fam's DOT: 648215

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just let me know if interested or you can do it yourself

ancient bolt
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first look at reviews for national doesn't look bad

void void
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I'm just wondering if a national agent might be able to cut that 2 weeks down to maybe just a few days? Depends how far you are moving

ancient bolt
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he said best case is 3 days, worst case is 2 weeks since it's a shared trailer, so there's a chance they would stop several times to pick up other loads

void void
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yea that's common

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im assuming its a long haul then if they're doing that, otherwise a shorter distance we usually just take a smaller truck and go right there

ancient bolt
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its 1500 miles

void void
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ah gotcha

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well, do you want us to generate an estimate? 3000 lbs, 1500 mi? origin oklahoma (right?)

ancient bolt
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uh sure, can you do that without me filling out the form?

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OKC to San Jose, CA

sand vale
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What are ya haulin?

ancient bolt
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3000 pounds of weed tacos

static badge
void void
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Yea we can, my sister will just run it for you, I think it might be tomorrow morning before I have an answer though

ancient bolt
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Spotted why did you change your name, are you trying to hide or something

static badge
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no

ancient bolt
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alright cool

static badge
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if I was it'd be dumb to change

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cuz people would definitely look into it

sand vale
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he's just sayin he's piss off a mountain in freezing weather

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nods

merry talon
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got groceries and didn't get any snack foods

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why am i like this

static badge
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retarded?

void void
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My dad is updating windows for the nsa thing lmao, then he's gonna run the quote for you demon. So I'll let you know. He said if it's lower than 3600 and you want to go with national he's happy to book for you as well ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

woven otter
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leaf just doesn't like the bullying

void void
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However he did say 14 days sounds about right, but he could be wrong

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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

ancient bolt
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Ugh, that sucks. I wish I could pay a little more to get a smaller private truck and a guaranteed delivery date

void void
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Might be able to help with that

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I'll have them check

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sent you the quote demon

ancient bolt
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thanks

dire harness
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so to set the port to 19132 do I change server-port and query.port?

deft tapir
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does anyone know of a plugin that can count player deaths? i use scoreboards rn but they don't track uuids so if someone changes their name then their deaths reset

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or at least a plugin that can modify scoreboards by checking uuids

void void
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yes Rogue.

dire harness
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how do I start paper with a different version of mc?

golden gust
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You download a different version of paper?

dire harness
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i didnt know if it was an option or separate jar

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it says starting as 1.15.1 but my minecraft (windows 10) is up to date at 1.14.1

void void
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however, what's the goal with 19132?

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that's bedrock port o.O

golden gust
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is up to date at 1.14.1

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ERm, that;s not up to date...

deft tapir
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1.14.1 is monkaS

dire harness
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wait a second...

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omg

void void
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I'm just hoping you don't think that changing to port 19132 means that bedrock players can join your paper server. pepeshake Because that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

static badge
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.g 19132

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.zillow.com/philadelphia-pa-19132/ -- 19132 Real Estate - 19132 Homes For Sale | Zillow: "Zillow has 621 homes for sale in 19132 matching. View listing photos, review sales history, and use our detailed real estate filters to find the..."

dire harness
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no, its worse... I thought paper was bedrock

void void
dire harness
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omfg i feel so dumb

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celest coyote
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rip

golden gust
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mfw simple looks like the smarter one

static badge
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ugh I should've named concrete bedrock

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really works with the dumb "rock solid" joke

celest coyote
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do you really want to deal with that?

golden gust
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lol

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actually I'm renaming it rn

celest coyote
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fuck that nobody uses it

golden gust
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leaf working on bedrock support confirmed

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you wish u could change ur project name from paperspigot

limber knotBOT
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@static badge [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

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wtf

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kash your bot is working again

void void
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and I'm not happy about that

golden gust
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w8

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~paper-666

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Awh, we don't got that one back

limber knotBOT
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~paper-666

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dumb bot

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that's gotta be bait

slim nymph
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this question needs expert answers

golden gust
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STOP SHAMING MY KINK

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I mean, hai aikar

static badge
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mured?

golden gust
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muted

slim nymph
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i assume they meant muted

static badge
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is that a mistype of muted

golden gust
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gfdi lef

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.g gfdi meaning

limber knotBOT
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stop using this terms that I don't know

golden gust
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dilligaf?

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ik that one

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wtf are the related questions though

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wtf

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    What do I do when my girlfriend takes my Minecraft server and makes me give her op?

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wtf they have to be trolling

slim nymph
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quora has so many bait questions that have to be fake

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    Can you get banned for using Killaura on Minecraft servers?
    What's the most badass Minecraft sex dungeon roleplaying server?
    Can you get banned for using the Baritone hack on Minecraft servers?
    Can I appeal a Minecraft ban?
    Does a male chastity cage exist that allows erections?
    How do I get myself banned in Minecraft?
    Will having a feet fetish kill my sex life? Is it difficult to orgasm during sex while having a feet fetish?
    Can you get banned from minecraft if you create offensive objects (e.g. swastickas)?
    Can you get banned for Xraying on Minecraft?
    What do I do when my girlfriend takes my Minecraft server and makes me give her op?
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like look at these

void void
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What's the most badass Minecraft sex dungeon roleplaying server?

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mfw I was typing that

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shit ctrl-a doesn't remove > formatting

golden gust
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Never joined it, but there is apparently a server called sexycraft a mate used togo on all the time

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oh yeah a friend did sure

void void
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Yeah I've been on there. It's hilarious.

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see there's no harm in admitting that kappa

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lemme google that server

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Sexycraft Creative Minecraft Server: You can claim land on the server and build anywhere you want. Also, you can give trust to other players to live at your place. Enjoy!
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looks harmless honestly

void void
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Until you join it.

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starting up my client rn

void void
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wtf they got bought

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it goes to skittlecraft now :(

merry talon
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Does a male chastity cage exist that allows erections?

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huh 209 players

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on 1.15

merry talon
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is that not the one and only point of a chastity cage

void void
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It's not the same one tho.

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must be a creative server

merry talon
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to prevent that

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it's bait sweepy

merry talon
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ur bait

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ur retarded

merry talon
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wow thats a new 1

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for you maybe

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you're so retarded you forget anything past 5 seconds

void void
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it says skittlemc

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extremely hot girls at /warp sex

void void
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Yes I fucking said that, you're blind. I said it's not the same server, it redirects to some other place.

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Oh /warp sex still exists.

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Maybe it is the same server

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maybe they can't brand it on youtube with the name sexycraft

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:kekw:

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excuse me discord what

void void
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i got kicked for using /warp sex

static badge
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hold on lemme join

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alright what's ur ign

vestal jasper
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leaf ur retarded

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i'm behind you

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pog i see you

vestal jasper
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leaf

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i'm at warp sex

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sec

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wtf

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119069 warps

void void
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it's like a stripclub KEKWHYPER

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this server is serious fucking pepega

limber knotBOT
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just finished the stream now

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so tired

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come shitpost with us in sexycraft

vestal jasper
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vestal jasper
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this is so retarded

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lol

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yeah :LULW:

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alright where are my emotes discord

vestal jasper
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their chat is pure unfiltered cancer of the lowest tier nature

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are one of you fucks trolling the shit outta me

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mfw that rank spam in chat though god

vestal jasper
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"don't most servers advertise though"

void void
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lmaooo

vestal jasper
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yeah like

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once every 10 minutes

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not 10 seconds

void void
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this thing just spams the fuck outta you with rank adverts

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its on the top, in chat, in the scoreboard

vestal jasper
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where the fuck did barty go

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wtf

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barty probably got his ass beat by wiz

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ugh if only I had leafclient 1.15 version

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fuck I need to update it

vestal jasper
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leaf I wanna see u space mission here

void void
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wtf

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lemme see if they even have nocheat or something

void void
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they block pl

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fuckers

serene bolt
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ew rainbow puke in chat

vestal jasper
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their chat is literal cancer

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yeah it's pretty_gay tbh

merry talon
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try /help

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guess that's why it's called skittlemc :kappapride:

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wtf my emotes discord

merry talon
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what the fuck is that

vestal jasper
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sorry I'm not sending SS's with advertisements

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cut it out

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they don't deserve more money :LUL:

serene bolt
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only $69 for a chat color POGGERS

vestal jasper
merry talon
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$69 is 95 PERCENT OFF

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WHAT

void void
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aight that server is trash, im over it

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:kekw:

void void
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lol wtf

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git fukd leaf

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alright which one of you fucks are trolling me

void void
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stole ur emotes

static badge
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where's my emotes

vestal jasper
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why can't I use em

vestal jasper
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yeah their ranks are retarded

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leaf try again

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vestal jasper
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it cucked for me too

static badge
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wtf

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swear one of the dev boys is trolling us

serene bolt
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this is why so many server owners can afford mansions and a luxurious life style

vestal jasper
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@static badge it's happening in other servers i'm in

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I think whatever service they have for emote resolution went down for a bit

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still blaming z

vestal jasper
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leaf spacemission pls

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tbh it's not worth updating leafclient for

vestal jasper
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i'll grab a rando virus client

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and test it out

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vestal jasper
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mfw fabric mod

serene bolt
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I use WWE client since it's fabric based for when im testing anti cheat stuff, but it's pretty.... uh........ weird

static badge
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yeah I've had to use WWE once for... reasons

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locked it in a vm with no networking though fuck that shit :>

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any other dumb warps we should look at simple

vestal jasper
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fabric pls

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literally

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won't install

static badge
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why do all these servers have the sitting on stairs plugin

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what kind of industry trend is this

serene bolt
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don't forget the crates

static badge
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I'm sitting on an arrow

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jfc this plugin

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an arrow

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god fucking damnit

serene bolt
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ah they use ancient chairs

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newer chair plugins just use armor stands like a normal person lol

vestal jasper
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there we go

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alright vic I'm waiting on that instaban

vestal jasper
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HOLD UP

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hm it was a virsus wasn't it

vestal jasper
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Mod depends on mod fabric

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ok

serene bolt
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you need Fabric API installed probably

vestal jasper
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makes sense but maybe they should include a note of it literally anywhere

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when installing

serene bolt
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yup

woven otter
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are you still on sexycraft

vestal jasper
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i'm about to hop back on

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leaf is on

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idk about simple

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simple isn't anymore apparently

woven otter
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i want to see that cancer

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look up sexycraft

vestal jasper
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leaf how do you use this retarded client

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reEEEEEEEEEE

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IT'S NOT MINE

vestal jasper
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found it out

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thanks

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literally not even rubberbanding

serene bolt
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are you trying to tell me sexycraft doesn't use protection

static badge
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server is lagging

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yeah

vestal jasper
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yeah it is

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what did you do

static badge
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went down

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I didn't do shit

serene bolt
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wow turn the crash exploit off

vestal jasper
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mhmm sure

serene bolt
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lmao solid server 10/10

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"disconnected"

vestal jasper
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same

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omegalul

woven otter
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rip it's down

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leaf was that u

static badge
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this is what happens when 200 people try to rejoin

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no

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although I'm aware of some crash exploits :>

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that totally aren't in leafclient

vestal jasper
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you know a smart setup would be to move people to the hub instead of just DCing them all

static badge
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and are totally patched

woven otter
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totally

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just wait outside until it filters all the retards though

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err in the hub

vestal jasper
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leaf

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what

vestal jasper
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you can't say anything or report people in the hub

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no one can say what I'm doing ez

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yeah they have an Y gate, if you go too high they TP you to the spawn

static badge
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hm it's leafclient time then isn't it

serene bolt
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what's considered too high?

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build limit or higher?

vestal jasper
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150

left swift
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what are you guys doing lol

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shame less ness

vestal jasper
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ground is 120

static badge
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alright I got into the dumb server again

vestal jasper
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well you see my excuse isn't that I'm not crashing the server and I'm not playing competitive or survival

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i'm not harming them in any way :^)

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@static badge they have vanilla anti fly, which leafclient somehow bypasses

austere ivy
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vic, link to leafclient please

static badge
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you don't have leafclient

vestal jasper
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ik

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but you've used it on my server before you retard

static badge
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leafclient doesn't have fly actually

vestal jasper
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ok, well, spacemission bypassed it

static badge
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spacemission was literally a for loop

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except in command style

vestal jasper
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congrats vanilla is retarded

static badge
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"repeat <set velocity to whatever>"

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but yeah bypassing vanilla fly is easy

serene bolt
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the vanilla anti fly check is horrible, i always just disable it because it trips up legit players more than anything

livid owl
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me vs duck in minecraft pvp

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who wins

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vic get your ass over here

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./warp pvp

vestal jasper
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leaf

static badge
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now

vestal jasper
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i'm ready

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i'm here

static badge
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and if you fucking killaura me

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I'm reporting u ๐Ÿ˜ 

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WTF U ARE

vestal jasper
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I wanted to kill the other guy first

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ok

static badge
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kekw that was duck

vestal jasper
austere ivy
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leaf give me a download to leafclient

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where is it

static badge
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no

austere ivy
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fine

static badge
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leafclient contains sensitive material

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not meant for public viewing

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mfw that lag

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fuck sake

vestal jasper
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can their server not lag every 5 seconds

woven otter
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yea might as well die again

static badge
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probably running into some

austere ivy
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old gen gc

austere ivy
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found it

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I never knew you could write a hack client in go,, who knew

void void
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wut

woven otter
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is that server actually on 1.8

void void
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you can write a client in anything as long as you handle the packets Pog

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MC CLI when

static badge
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ROLLED

vestal jasper
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omegalul I aura duck and legit fight you

austere ivy
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you weren't kidding about that lag

void void
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are you guys still on sexycraft

static badge
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hell yeah

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./wrap pvp

vestal jasper
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is duck the cuckman guy

austere ivy
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it's the only sexy place

static badge
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and get your ass kicked by aura vic

vestal jasper
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nah I'm only auraing cuckman

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I turned it off for you

austere ivy
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ah they're one of those servers that constantly have a 98% sale, very generous

vestal jasper
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which is illegal

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ROLLED AGAIN

austere ivy
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it's a 98% sale off of their $500 ranks, making it a mere $50!

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what a steal

woven otter
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wow vic u bastard

static badge
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mfw that kill aura

vestal jasper
austere ivy
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I like how their normal rank is FREE

static badge
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alright

vestal jasper
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i'm literally the worst at pvp

static badge
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go back to where brian died to get ur shit vic

vestal jasper
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thanks

static badge
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no killaura though

vestal jasper
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ok

static badge
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or I'll bring out leafclient

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and whoop your fucking ass

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oh brian got ur shit

vestal jasper
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here

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ull have to kill brian

woven otter
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wow what was that

vestal jasper
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thanks for the boots

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idk

woven otter
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u cheater

vestal jasper
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i'll give them back

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nvm

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the lag

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SAVING...

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SAVED

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AH YES SPIGOT BTW

austere ivy
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./marry Soph

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INTERNAL

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ERROR

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OCCURED

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vic where'd ur ass go

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oh

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here lemme give you your armour duck boy

vestal jasper
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leaf

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can I eat pls

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I need food

woven otter
static badge
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this is soviet russia

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three bread

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all you get

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for the entire week

vestal jasper
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nice

turbid fractal
#

anyone know any decent daily reward plugins

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i just need to give people money once every 24 hours but even plugin wants to have some insane gui and 20 million background tasks

merry talon
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seems like something you could whip up in 20 minutes

static badge
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also this server is like 1.8 with via

turbid fractal
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I know a fuck ton of C++ but 0 java

static badge
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with the better pvp pog

turbid fractal
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also i dont know if id want to setup eclipse and this and that but hey if you think its that easy then i guess i should?

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@merry talon how would i even go about it? im assuming you make your own plugins?

austere ivy
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fence can you real quick whip up a c++ client for me

merry talon
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i would if i had a server

austere ivy
#

uh

merry talon
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you really just need an sqlite db with last login time and consecutive days tied to a UUID

turbid fractal
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i dont even think id need that

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fuckin raw txt

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idgaf lol

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I would simply wipe the text file

  1. at midnight
  2. if the serevr was off, check and compare days
austere ivy
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uh no

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you do not

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bukkit has an API for it!

void void
turbid fractal
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Oh cool. Less work!

austere ivy
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literally just get the last time player was on

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if it was more than a day ago

turbid fractal
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Im so befuddle at how few simple plugins for shit like this exists

austere ivy
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boom daily reward or somthinnd

turbid fractal
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everyones competing with these dumbass overlays and fancy payouts and shizz

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oh wait yeah i dont even need to check

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i can check players only on join, lowering the processing cost

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im so smart

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:^)

void void
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just use a json document, make it so on join when someone joins it checks an in memory object if the player exists: if not, give them cash and add them with current time. if so, check last payment. if > 24 hrs, give cash and reset current time. onDisable, save json doc. onEnable, load it into the previously mentioned in mem obj

turbid fractal
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yeah the hard part is right

austere ivy
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@vestal jasper where did you go

turbid fractal
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i need to learn how to make a plugin

vestal jasper
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I logged off

void void
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lul

potent warren
#

I know this might sound stupid, but with Paper, without changing sources, is it possible to not load any world at the start and have a plugin provide one dynamically?

turbid fractal
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so currently am watching video

vestal jasper
#

other things to do

static badge
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now that cancer is over with time to actually test zstd

void void
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@turbid fractal version?

vestal jasper
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leaf I'm gonna see if I can get banned there later

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I'm unsure if they even care about people hacking

static badge
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you know zstd sounds like z's own std

vestal jasper
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as long as they make money they're prob happy LULW

turbid fractal
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1.15.1

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paper ummmm

woven otter
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what are you testing vic

turbid fractal
#

46

merry talon
#

i suggested storing consecutive logins in case you wanted additional rewards for additional days

austere ivy
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get BACK

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in the PVP

turbid fractal
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Thats true!

austere ivy
#

ARENA

woven otter
austere ivy
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@woven otter

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get

woven otter
#

get get

austere ivy
#

no

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get in warp pvp

woven otter
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stop begging for stuff

static badge
#

brian is ebegger confirmed

golden gust
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warp pvp?

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is dis ultimate surrender?

woven otter
static badge
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are you on sexycraft now cat

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do I have to go back

golden gust
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nah

austere ivy
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alright duck get into the uh

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pvp

woven otter
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nah i'm done lel

austere ivy
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alright, well that just shows you're scared

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of me

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leaf

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can you teach me how to make a client?

static badge
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use forge

austere ivy
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okay

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how do I make it hack

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no but seriously do I just send some bad packets?

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that's it?

static badge
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program it

austere ivy
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very useful thank you

static badge
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making clients is basic programming

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if you can contribute to paper you can make a client

austere ivy
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alright, how would I make it do things such as killaura?

#

would it literally just be getting the players and .. basic programming?

static badge
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uh huh

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send attack packets if you want it to be silent

austere ivy
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well that's interesting, hacked clients always seem very mystifying

merry talon
#

ah yes basic, the incredibly objective term

static badge
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else set mouse cursor + attack packets

austere ivy
#

so just literally make a forge mod?

static badge
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well or directly run the click logic

austere ivy
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never done that before, that'll be a new experience.

static badge
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no not a mod

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I literally clone minecraftforge and modify their "clean" setup

turbid fractal
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so

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i just tried using tnt

austere ivy
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is forge open source?

turbid fractal
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and the land is slowly regenning

austere ivy
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ya know huh it is

turbid fractal
#

wtf is happening, is this a paper thing?

golden gust
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No, that's a plugin thing

austere ivy
turbid fractal
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ok. must be towny? ill hit up their discord

static badge
#

uh huh

golden gust
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You don't fork forge

static badge
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that one

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clone it

austere ivy
#

fork copy

golden gust
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as for towny, they literally have an option for it

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tf are you tryna copy forge?

static badge
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they have a clean project you can apply stuff to

golden gust
#

oh god

static badge
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run the setup and yeah

austere ivy
#

alright

static badge
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what are you critiquing leafclient's setup

austere ivy
#

hey electronic I have no idea what I'm doing

golden gust
#

figures

austere ivy
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if you can help me better then I appreciate it

static badge
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if there's anything you should critique leafclient for its my update process

austere ivy
#

for now leaf seems to have something that.. works.. I guess

vestal jasper
#

did kash get the oneplus?

static badge
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manual git format-patch

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add older version as remote

vestal jasper
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think I've asked before but I'm too retarded to remember

austere ivy
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okay

golden gust
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Basically, if you're tryna mod stuff, use a modding framework that's like... designed for people wanting to mod stuff...

static badge
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3 way merge it

austere ivy
golden gust
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e.g. write a forge mod, or a fabric mod

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๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

austere ivy
#

can you write hacks in forge or fabric?

static badge
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modifying the src is so much better

golden gust
#

The process is pretty undocumented for a reason

vestal jasper
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literally used a hack client as a fabric mod earlier

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so yes brian

sand vale
#

ERR: K2c; ID:10t

static badge
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yeah it's possible

austere ivy
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oh my gosh

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oh no my computer

static badge
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but why am I gonna learn