general

[heady spear]

I’m not a prostitute, I’m an online escort

[void void]

me too: https://f.jacob.engineer/Zeltv2fh.png

[native thunder]

Do you have a business card?

[vestal jasper]

ok but simple where's your FOSS project that hundreds of thousands use

[void void]

in my pants

[vestal jasper]

OwO

[native thunder]

You open sourced your penis?

[pulsar wigeon]

imagine making a 2d plugin for a 3d game

[void void]

kash can you pin @native thunder's message plz thanks

[heady spear]

Ok but

The pins make me look hella dumb

Simple too

[void void]

people love dumbass hookers like me, city

[heady spear]

True

My sister took my PS4 when she was here and now all I have is a pc. You can’t game on these things

I guess I have to be productive

[fallen oracle]

Hooker

[vestal jasper]

lol

[fallen oracle]

Oop I just drank a load of nog

[void void]

I'm choosing to read only a part of that sentence for my own amusement

Oop I just drank a load

[heady spear]

Nog tastes worse than cum

Anyway how do you drink it accidentally?

[fallen oracle]

Why do you know what cum tastes like

And I didn't drink it accidentally

The nog, not the cum

I don't drink cum

[vestal jasper]

it's city

city idk if that means you hate nog or really like cum

knowing you it could be either

[heady spear]

The “oops” made it sound like it wasn’t intentional

Or oop like in whoop

I don’t like cum but I really don’t like nog.

[fallen oracle]

No, it's a Midwest thing

[vestal jasper]

midwest is retarded

[heady spear]

Cum is probably better nutritionally

[limber knot]

you keep telling yourself that weeb

anything to justify your vices right

[misty tundra]

Lets have a debate?

1.8 > any other Mc server version

[void void]

Let's not

[misty tundra]

[vestal jasper]

block list grows with each day

[limber knot]

you'd never blockl me vicarious

He doesn't need to

!ban ^-^

[vestal jasper]

can't block webhooks sadly

unless I switch to IRC

[limber knot]

that's what I said

you'd never block me

[vestal jasper]

that's it I'm installing an IRC client

[limber knot]

.kill ^-^

(simpleauthority) I can't attack that.

.kill ^-^

(simpleauthority) I can't attack that.

you'd never kill me simpleauthority

.kill MagmaGuy

goes bowling with MagmaGuy's bloody disembodied head.

[vestal jasper]

.kill ^-^

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

[vestal jasper]

fuck you

[limber knot]

look at all these things you wouldn't do

[void void]

well ima go try and fail to play cities skyline again

[vestal jasper]

installing thelounge rn

fuck you

[limber knot]

would discordbot be able to lean /ignore?

[golden gust]

Discord is one to many, not one to one

That would more require a modified client to try to match the name sent through the webhook

[limber knot]

is it not many to one as well?

[golden gust]

What I mean is, that you can't send a message on one server in a channel to a singular person

Blocking people in chat is probably handled client side too

[vestal jasper]

most likely

since the messages are still sent to the client the client just hides them if the user is blocked

[limber knot]

is the source for discordbot available?

[golden gust]

Yes

on z's github, dis4irc or something like that

[limber knot]

ok, lets see if i ever get the time to looka at it, but imho discordbot should be able to NOT forward messages for specific users

[golden gust]

I mean, that would be doable, but like, I don't why why you'd bother

[void void]

it sends to the whole channel...

[limber knot]

yes, but it chooses to send. it can choose not to

[void void]

i don't really get it? how do you expect to ignore that? it'd have to be stopped for the entire channel.

sure. for the entire channel.

not just for you.

[limber knot]

does it not get the nick of the person writing the message?

[vestal jasper]

what's the name of this channel on esper

[golden gust]

It sends the message to the webhook

webhook displays it to people in the channel

The webhook cannot be used in a way that it only shows or is hidden from certain people

[void void]

it does...it gets the nick. but say YOU ignore it, how do you expect it to not show the message to /just/ you? that's not how IRC or Discord channels work.

[limber knot]

same argument, it can choose not to send to the webhook

[golden gust]

But, yes, once again

[vestal jasper]

and then no one gets the message you retard

[void void]

ok...but that would be stopped for the ENTIRE channel.

[golden gust]

What the heck is the point in that?

[limber knot]

not me ignoring it, discordbot ignoring it

[void void]

not just you.

what's the point? just bc you don't like something and want it ignored doesn't mean the whole channel wants to ignore it

this isn't a dystopia

ok, well maybe it is

but not like that

[limber knot]

the idea was as a tool for the ops, not for me personally

[golden gust]

i don't see what the point would be

[void void]

if the ops want someone to stop sending messages from irc->discord, they'd ban on irc. if they want it stopped on discord->irc, they'd ban on discord.

both, if it becomes an issue

[limber knot]

ok, just sounded like you did not have that option earlier. then you are right not worth spending time on.

leaf sucks

[golden gust]

The only thing that people can't do is block the webhook, so; if I didn't wanna see simples messages, I can ez block him, but if he went over to irc, I couldn't not see his messages

So, well, I'd have to jump over there and do something like this

[limber knot]

!ban Vicarious

F

[vestal jasper]

thanks cat

[golden gust]

ur welcom

[limber knot]

mfw

is getting out the ban hammer! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▋ Ò╭╮Ó

monkaS

[agile remnant]

Dot

[limber knot]

sorry I'll praise leaf instead

now you have to put on your todo "fill out todo", cat :aaa: https://github.com/electronicboy/paper-todo

[normal echo]

Todo: tell Myles he is bad

[golden gust]

Yes

That myles guy is bad

[limber knot]

well, on another topic, i finally manage to make a plugin. so thanks for all the pointers these last few days. lets see if i get more crazy ideas

[vestal jasper]

Vicarious:

neat

[unreal quarry]

mfw you end up drinking the entire river

[golden gust]

mfw

I kinda wanna get back into that game at some point

Was also playing factorio, but now I wanna restart coz I wanna lay my base out better

But like, that's effort and I just can't

[limber knot]

I played like 10 hours of factorio and fictured I'm too dum for the game

s/fictured/figured

Correction, <KennyTV> I played like 10 hours of factorio and figured I'm too dum for the game

[civic notch]

anyone familiar with this?

[golden gust]

am going to guess, update your plugins

Specifically protocollib

[civic notch]

i updated them all apart from protocol actually

ill try now

wow

such a babe it worked ❤️

[pearl ibex]

Phew! I managed to download some images without a lot of effort. :>

[heady spear]

Everyone in here is on extra dumb mode today

I blame simple

[limber knot]

pets KennyTV

screeches

0W0

MMM

eats Vertanzil's nose

thats adorable.

[granite salmon]

Cities skylines triggered me

I had a 3 year old save game and it no longer works cause the game corrupted it or some shit

[civic notch]

Has anyone else experienced no mobs spawning or would it be plugins (1.15.1

just wanna make sure before i go on a plugin rampage

[dusk drift]

TAB makes invis mobs when its outdated sometimes

[limber knot]

TAB has introduced a version checking thing

so you have to be on a 1.15.1 compatible build in order to use it on 1.15.1, unless you use the "fuck you let me use it" variant

[civic notch]

Fuck sake

i got that exact plugin

[limber knot]

try removing it and seeing what happens

or updating it

[dusk drift]

@north vale

[civic notch]

i just updated it but ill disable it and try

[limber knot]

I wonder

@vestal jasper

o ok

[civic notch]

Yeah that didnt work

https://tenor.com/view/why-but-why-omg-frustrated-gif-14401277

[north vale]

No it doesn't cause invis mobs on 1.15.1

[civic notch]

I removed TAB and restarted and it kept going so its not tab D:

any other ideas why mobs wont spawn

[limber knot]

remove some of your plugins and see

[dusk drift]

whats ur plugin list

might help

[limber knot]

MobBlockerPro :^)

[sage vessel]

I always laugh at the #You also agree that tacos are tasty, and the best food in the world. eula.txt text that Paper adds

[civic notch]

ill grab that for you now @dusk drift

wow gimme dat swifty role

taylor my qween

the only new thing i have added is 1.15 and towny

i went from a skyblock server to towny

[dusk drift]

Citizens?

[civic notch]

Negative

[dusk drift]

Protolib

wait

[civic notch]

Negative

[dusk drift]

whats the problem

no spawning!?

or just all invis

Coz if its no mobs spawning, you're going down a massive rabbit hole figuring that out

[civic notch]

No natural spawning, nothing when using eggs, and even /summon says unable to spawn entitiy

[dusk drift]

so a plugin is cancelling spawn event

worldguard or towny prob

[limber knot]

sounds like you used the command wrongly?

[civic notch]

Nope i always use summon

[limber knot]

I mean you two can randomly pick plugins and play yes/no... or do the good ol' trick of removing half of your plugins until it works and readding to find out which one is causing it

[civic notch]

omg wait

they are invis

now

i had my volume down so i couldnt hear the meheheheh from sheep and such but now i can with volume on but no sheep to be seen

gonna just disable all plugs quickly

yep that worked now i got to figure out what plugin is doing it yay!

[limber knot]

pokes Vertanzil_

[bronze wraith]

can't deny, ssh via windows terminal can be quite beautiful.

[limber knot]

win terminal together with wsl replaced cmd for me

[bronze wraith]

yeah, same

[civic notch]

it was multicore

for any future references

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/39cvuax.png

wow

[void void]

wat

[limber knot]

spigot has knowledge graph now

those images

mmm

[vestal jasper]

simple it's a graph of knowledge

[void void]

wow thx

[vestal jasper]

prob the section on the right

[void void]

yea

[granite salmon]

Doesn’t work for me

[zealous knot]

https://fix.sxcu.net/hekOv5.png

[cedar spade]

isn't that just tags inside <head> though

[void void]

MiniDigger can lounge do DCC

[limber knot]

no

and thats a feature

[void void]

but i want

guess im using textual for that then

just make it off by default lol

let ppl who know what they're doing turn it on

[void void]

is it just me or are way less people playing minecraft than they were a few months ago?

[main cargo]

Java minecraft, probably. However for me, my averages are spiking right now from being on 1.15 during Christmas break.

[void void]

Im not sure if I should update to 1.15

idk if all the plugins are ready

[cosmic raft]

its quiet in here

bangs some pots and pans together

[grand slate]

no that hurts

[pulsar furnace]

I mean, best way to see if all the plugins are ready is to create a test server and test them

[limber knot]

​

[cedar spade]

Weirdly in the summer the player count day/night peaks and dips narrow, at least according to bStats

[tardy lynx]

Most plugins should work on 1.15

[granite salmon]

why so many people at once

[true canyon]

It happens

They're all here to see @cedar spade

[limber knot]

hello new poopl

ewww

weee

[true canyon]

I heard they released new poop so that when they went back to old poop with a new, cheaper recipe people wouldn't notice

[heady spear]

Babes what’s up

I need to buy matlab this fucking sucks

[static badge]

use wiz

[pulsar wigeon]

take barty's advice and sail the seven seas

[static badge]

buy a couple thousand alt accounts and force wiz to be your calculator under threat of ping siege

[heady spear]

But that’s illegal and the police will send me to the North Pole

[pulsar wigeon]

buy alt accounts

tf?

[heady spear]

I could just create 95 more trial accounts

[static badge]

I mean are you going to create a couple of thousand accounts urself

fuk no ur not

[heady spear]

Don’t tell me how I’m not going to waste my time

[static badge]

I'll tell you how you'll waste your time then

[pulsar wigeon]

you waste your time sucking dick and drinking eggnog apparenty

[static badge]

if he's getting paid probably not

[true canyon]

It's my understanding he always votes Cthulhu as a write-in for all elections.

[heady spear]

o lookie here

it's sxtanna

[cosmic raft]

who

[static badge]

whose that

[left swift]

I voted for the horde

[heady spear]

trump rhymes with strump and a strumpa is a sock

just thought you should know that

[true canyon]

Useful life advice there

[left swift]

Jump dump in the trunk of my bunk

[cedar spade]

hmm

I must be pretty popular

[pulsar wigeon]

ur not

people are just mixing you up with that one

[left swift]

Lol

[quasi valley]

[cedar spade]

ono

poop 2.0

[quasi valley]

md69

[woven otter]

it should be upside down kenny

[quasi valley]

¿69pɯ

[pulsar wigeon]

69 is 69 tho

♋

[left swift]

[quasi valley]

gotcha

[cedar spade]

ono

[ancient bolt]

fuck the mandalorian is good

[heady spear]

Y’all suck

[pulsar wigeon]

Fuck the Mandalorian?

[cedar spade]

how does one fuck a mandalorian

[pulsar wigeon]

is that the porn parody?

[ancient bolt]

Deborah Chow directed some of the best epsidoes in the madnalorian, and she's going to do all of the obiwan spinoff, so I cannot wait for that

[true canyon]

Taika Waititi directing the final episode was a nice touch.

on a related note, What We Do in the Shadows season 2 finished filming last week

[cosmic raft]

@true canyon is WWDITS worth watching?

[true canyon]

I quite enjoyed it

[upper flicker]

Don’t bring outside drama in here

[pulsar wigeon]

this isn't the place to bring your squabbles

[true canyon]

Please direct all squabbles directly to me. I will place them in the appropriate location 🗄️♻️

[pulsar wigeon]

/dev/null

[true canyon]

Shhhh wiz you're not supposed to reveal my secrets.

[pulsar wigeon]

https://devnull-as-a-service.com/

knew it

[true canyon]

Oh I missed it, what beautiful thing happened

anyway, @cosmic raft you should check it out.

[serene bolt]

just more daily idiots trying to annoy wiz

[true canyon]

wiz, I like this - https://devnull-as-a-service.com/one-less-to-go.sh

[limber knot]

https://tenor.com/view/love-hug-me-big-tight-gif-15593302

[quasi valley]

hump attack?

[limber knot]

slaps KennyTV.

that's all you got? pf

CBA

you're just weak

You bore me

[wide citrus]

is 1.14 released yet?

[olive garden]

hello, opencv example girl

[wide citrus]

congrates

[olive garden]

1.14.4 is 162 days old

[wide citrus]

you are the first ever

to comment on that

[olive garden]

really? lol

[wide citrus]

suprisingly lol

I've had it for about a year

[olive garden]

1.14 is 249 days old

[wide citrus]

then again I don't get out much

oh lol

[olive garden]

have fun: https://stefvanschie.github.io/mc-versions-info.github.io/

I kind of cheated, those are not Paper, but Minecraft release dates

not sure which one you asked

[wide citrus]

ah lol haven't played minecraft in a while

[limber knot]

1.15.1 is out

[olive garden]

@wide chasm your website is outdated

[sage vessel]

just throwing a random idea here: it would be cool if Spigot/Paper had an API to allow inserting any item inside a Jukebox

[limber knot]

not including versions before 1.0

is that possible in vanilla @M​rP​ow​er​Ga​me​rB​R Oo

[pulsar wigeon]

in theory yea

but it'll probably break lots of expectations

from what i heard the jukebox api is already broken

due to the legacy/flattening bs

[limber knot]

I mean supported as in "it will work without issues if set via a vanilla command"

not as in "other plugins will be compatible with it" xD

[pulsar wigeon]

oh

yea i think it's totally fine in vanilla

people use jukeboxes in datapacks to store shit

[limber knot]

interesting

[pulsar wigeon]

like a random itemstack with their tags on it

[limber knot]

I kinda fail to see how that would be usefull for a plugin but might as well expose that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

also why would they not just change the nbt of the block directly instead of adding an item into it?

[pulsar wigeon]

probably easier to check or move it around or something? idk?

do i look like a datapack maker to you?

[limber knot]

of course! aren't you a wizard or something? :P

[hard kernel]

Michael#9600

@twin lagoon shoot me a dm

[twin lagoon]

why

[pseudo haven]

AHEM

i have an important announcement to make

spotted is a furry

[woven otter]

it's ok to be gay

[pulsar wigeon]

malware on spigot resources? say it aint so!

[granite salmon]

Why?

[safe tide]

So I think Im running into a bit of an issue with scheduleSyncRepeatingTask​ it doesn't seem to self terminate

[olive garden]

why would it self terminate?

[safe tide]

isn't that what the period is for how long it repeats?

[woven otter]

@night mist what are the chances of it being easy to deobfuscate?

[olive garden]

a period is not a limit

it determines the delta time

period is like the frequency

[safe tide]

Oh

[woven otter]

that even looks pretty readable

[granite salmon]

why no open source

So

For private use only?

[pulsar wigeon]

why are we even discussingthis here

you just want to humblebrag or some shit?

[granite salmon]

:WIZTRIGGERED:

[woven otter]

what's a spoofer? 🤔

[granite salmon]

Yes what is a spoofer

bro

[woven otter]

spoofing playercount? players? 🤔

[granite salmon]

u come here post a random image then just dont explain shit??

[pulsar wigeon]

we werent discussing obf tho.

you just brought it up

to presumably advertise your shit

that's what it comes across as

[granite salmon]

kiddo now huh

[woven otter]

wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[pulsar wigeon]

when?

i dont see this discussion going any earlier than your video

that was way after

[static badge]

what cancer has occurred here

[granite salmon]

Such typical!

You're 11?

HMM

[woven otter]

can we

we can't

[granite salmon]

can't we

TF

kden

So how is everyone todaY

Sorry my caps is a bit broken

[woven otter]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[granite salmon]

is this discord mostly EU

[pulsar wigeon]

wut

[safe tide]

Hey I thought paperLib had a graceful way of handling teleportAsync if you were running spigot

[granite salmon]

it does

[static badge]

it does

[pulsar wigeon]

that's the whole point of paperlib lol

[woven otter]

it does

[safe tide]

well when I am using that shit aint working right

[granite salmon]

IN what way sir

alao paper dev?

also*

[safe tide]

I don't get teleported and no right now testing on spigot

[static badge]

any errors

[safe tide]

nope

[granite salmon]

then

xd

[static badge]

you done basic debug like a breakpoint

[granite salmon]

so u tested with same configs same plugin jar same world

Between paper and spigot

[safe tide]

yea it hit the breakpoint

I dont even have a paper jar in this server folder

[static badge]

and what code path did it run

[safe tide]

According to the code path it hits the line and then nothing happens

[granite salmon]

the ONLY thing u changed was server jar right

[static badge]

yeah idk what that means

[pulsar wigeon]

did something cancel the tp

[vernal moth]

Wth is wrong with drinks these days?

[safe tide]

I've not tested on paper (yet) I tested using the normal player.teleport then switched to this, when I switched to paperlib it break, using the normal way worked

[vernal moth]

Oh qball is alive

Hi qball

[granite salmon]

Show code

[safe tide]

Working on it

[pulsar wigeon]

pretty sure it works, was using it in WG 2 wks ago

[vernal moth]

Why are you talking about code in a social channel?

Lemme be the armchair mod

[granite salmon]

are you running it in a async runnable by any chance

yes well i said move

but nobody listened

[static badge]

let's ask the qualified moderator (tm)

[safe tide]

https://hastebin.com/zikobosime.java

[static badge]

wiz is it ok for qball to be talking java in this sacred channel

[safe tide]

well I still banned from spigot discord 😦

[granite salmon]

There is no spigot discord

[vernal moth]

spigot discord

Lmao

[static badge]

spigot doesn't have one iirc

[pulsar wigeon]

spigot discord

lol

[static badge]

unless I really missed out on shit

[vernal moth]

Even am not drunk enough to believe that spigot has a discord

[safe tide]

irc* my bad

[pulsar wigeon]

why are you banned from spigot irc

[safe tide]

discord is fancy irc no?

[static badge]

how'd that one occur

[pulsar wigeon]

should i preventatively ban you here too

are you a troublemaker

[vernal moth]

He's also banned from.paper irc btw

[safe tide]

No

[pulsar wigeon]

[granite salmon]

don't just use get on futures

[pulsar wigeon]

ban evasion

[safe tide]

At least not the last time I tried to join

[vernal moth]

Just kick him wiz

Ask Skrillax

[pulsar wigeon]

is minidigger trying to dupe me

[static badge]

you mean ask lax

[limber knot]

He's not even in here

Sad

[safe tide]

@granite salmon why shoukdn't you use get on futures?

[static badge]

he's in hell

[pulsar wigeon]

because that blocks

[static badge]

get blocks

[pulsar wigeon]

tat defeats the whole fucking point of using a future

[granite salmon]

I learnt thst the hard way lol

[static badge]

at least it doesn't return an optional

[safe tide]

so what do you use to get the result?

[pulsar wigeon]

you dont

[static badge]

blocking on a future

[pulsar wigeon]

the result will be ready when it's ready

[static badge]

1.15.2 when

[granite salmon]

whenComplete, thenAccept, there are a few

[pulsar wigeon]

use thenAccept if you need to run something after

while you're at it read a tutorial on futures in java

leaf i'll fkin ban you

[safe tide]

Oh wait I forgot the future.isDone() in my if but either way I it was working before I switched player.teleport to PaperLib.teleportAsync

[static badge]

ull never ban me

kick me? sure

ban? no way

permanently at least

[pulsar wigeon]

u rite

leaf demonstrating the power of 2 brain cells

so proud of u

[static badge]

mfw

[unreal quarry]

Too late

[safe tide]

So is #paper-dev for plugin help then?

[fallen oracle]

Yum

[unreal quarry]

Yes, qball

[granite salmon]

for developing plugins

[unreal quarry]

That's where the smart people discuss intellectual content

[granite salmon]

QUITE, QUITE

[safe tide]

Name to me impliea paper server development

[limber knot]

No u

[pulsar wigeon]

i mean you can read the channel topic

for example,

wait wrong one

[limber knot]

Aka the home.of the wiz

01:54 <+DiscordBot> <w​iz​ja​ny​> is minidigger trying to dupe me <--- nah

Just got that notification

[granite salmon]

nice

[woven otter]

🤔

[pulsar wigeon]

i mean i dont care to check if he's actually banned on irc

but his use of futures probably violates the geneva convention

[granite salmon]

i DYING PLS HELP

[granite salmon]

welcome

[unreal quarry]

Can't decide if I want to start a new city again for the 8th time, or just wipe half this one and rebuild lol

[void void]

me

[static badge]

new city?

[void void]

i cant build a functioning city for the life of me

cities skylines

[granite salmon]

Wipe and rebuild

[void void]

billy's society drank the entire river

[granite salmon]

otherwise u will start again and again and again and never build good city

[unreal quarry]

I imagine that would be harder. The demand would plummet and no one would build on my land :S

Oh, I found the weirdest way to solve that problem, simple

I have my sewage upstream from my water pumps

[static badge]

wtf

[unreal quarry]

It's only 2% pollutes too, surprisingly

[static badge]

[pulsar wigeon]

[granite salmon]

i used eco friendly sewage

no pollution at all

[unreal quarry]

i have those. lots of them

they still pollute, just very little

3% now

[granite salmon]

Cholera

[void void]

yea eco friendly drain pipes? those pollute still

[granite salmon]

no

i made an asset that pumps out 0 🙃

[void void]

ok cheater

[granite salmon]

the cost was increased

fair

[unreal quarry]

lol

[void void]

ok cheater

[unreal quarry]

i should make an asset that puts out 1,000,000 happiness

like a strip club

[void void]

lmao

[granite salmon]

LOL

[pulsar wigeon]

does that give out happiness tho

or does it just decrease unhappiness

[unreal quarry]

if you dont marry them yeah

(i know from experience. i married one :S)

dont drink the koolaid

[pulsar wigeon]

you married a stripper?

isnt she in this discord

[static badge]

[unreal quarry]

not my current wife lol

ex

[pulsar wigeon]

oh

[void void]

[pulsar wigeon]

was about to ping someone here LUL

[void void]

billy has a long and tumultuous past

[unreal quarry]

she'll vouch

[static badge]

billy's past will be written down in legends

[unreal quarry]

best part is, when i divorced her my lawyer hit her for child support using her $1000/night stripper job as the base

worst part is, she's never paid

[static badge]

wait you hit her with child support'

[unreal quarry]

state requirement

she's racked up about $160k worth of CS debt. i just never cared enough to push for it

[static badge]

jfc

[void void]

i say push for it

then give me $7k

im a child and i need support

[unreal quarry]

lol

[static badge]

put z on payroll

[pulsar wigeon]

u need help, not support

[void void]

whats the difference

[static badge]

you need one not the other

[pulsar wigeon]

child support can only be spent on certain things afaik

tho most people probably ignore that

[unreal quarry]

actually, it can be spent on anything

(i had to take a parenting class, and that was pounded into our "dead beat dad's" heads that we cant get mad at the mom for spending it on jewlry or whatever)

[pulsar wigeon]

tf really

[static badge]

wait why were you in a parenting class

[pulsar wigeon]

is this a state by state thing

[ancient bolt]

to learn how to be a parent

duh

[void void]

wtf

that kinda pisses me off lol

[vestal jasper]

It's the default wiz

[unreal quarry]

i was paying CS on a kid from my 1st wife (before the stripper) and decided to take a page from the stripper's book and just not pay. I racked up $4k in debt and they arrested me

lmao

[static badge]

oh

[void void]

wtf billy

[unreal quarry]

it was either jail or take a class and start paying that day

[ancient bolt]

yeah family court is basically the only court in the world slanted towards the benefit of women

[vestal jasper]

stripper
smart life decisions

[pulsar wigeon]

should take the stripper money to pay the 1st wife

idk about that DW

[ancient bolt]

it's not uncommon that women can get out of paying child support

[unreal quarry]

kid from first wife is 18 now, no more CS \o/

[ancient bolt]

women are targetted much harder in basically all other courts, our system is fucked

[pulsar wigeon]

sexual assault allegations seem pretty stacked against men too

js

[static badge]

demon vs wiz

[ancient bolt]

that's because most sexual assault allegations are true

[static badge]

waiting for this matchup for a long time

[ancient bolt]

not really stacked against a man when he actually did it

[vestal jasper]

All someone has to do is claim you sexually assaulted them and the vocal masses pitchfork you

[pulsar wigeon]

most doesnt matter

[ancient bolt]

anyways I literally can't find any fucks to give about wiz so I'm gonna go

[pulsar wigeon]

i think courts should attempt to determine truth, not rule in favor of statistics

[static badge]

who needs innocent until proven guilty

[unreal quarry]

from my experience, courts side with money

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vestal jasper]

"Most assault allegations are true so you're probably guilty and thats good enough for me"

Fucking lol

[pulsar wigeon]

yea...

[ancient bolt]

yeah that was definitely my argument

[granite salmon]

Wiz assaulted me

[ancient bolt]

good job

you beat me

[vestal jasper]

Ok

Rekt

[static badge]

vic 1 demon 0

[unreal quarry]

le sigh. i thought's i was smart and going to beat the sytem by putting 8 cargo docks on my river. that'll relieve traffic. they all just use 1.

[limber knot]

there's a mod to fix that

[static badge]

mfw bugfix mods

[unreal quarry]

i have so many mods already, idk if i'm even using them all yet lmao

[limber knot]

C:S is basically an extremely broken game that requires mods to work somewhat realistically xD

[granite salmon]

Wait till your city takes 10 minutes to load

That's whenit gets fun

[unreal quarry]

theres a mod for that, actually

i was reading it

[limber knot]

I got a new video card with 6GB vram and the loading speed increased a lot (vs 2GB before xD)

now it only uses like 90% of the vram vs. all of it before (and probably caching stuff somewhere)

[unreal quarry]

the long load times is a call to steam's api to get mod meta info on load. the mod just disables that until you load the mod's screen

so instead of downloiading 100s of meta info at load, it loads them 1 at a time when you view their details in the mod list

[limber knot]

damn, now I want to start that game up again ;_;

[void void]

i got a mod to nerf the mod loading times

i am power

[unreal quarry]

fun fact: one of my previous maps failed because all my citizens were too educated to want to work general industry jobs

[void void]

thats why you start a new tile of uneducated fuckers

[granite salmon]

PEASANTS

[pulsar wigeon]

truly frightening, your power is

[void void]

:'(

[potent warren]

https://youtu.be/ROnKBe5BUEo

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Mr Sandman but it never starts - length 2m 58s - 560 likes, 7 dislikes (98.8%) - 12,247 views - Ramiz Ünal on 2018.03.03

[potent warren]

Bruh

[void void]

hey i dont like that @potent warren

end yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX45pYvxDiA
thanks.

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes - length 2m 24s - 563,775 likes, 6,164 dislikes (98.9%) - 35,038,426 views - RiulDoamnei on 2010.03.21

[granite salmon]

Welcome

[limber knot]

ah I'm feeling happy and satisfied

fulfilled, even

did they finbally remove that stick from your butt

s/finbally/finally

Correction, <Vertanzil> did they finally remove that stick from your butt

I'm shocked your fist assumption wasn't that they put a stick up my butt

What did they do to you

[void void]

who is they

[limber knot]

a haircut, a great breakfast and an average of 15 hours of sleep a day for the past week

simple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNpmJVa10PU

(Vertanzil) Reverse Vampires - length 1m 22s - 3,943 likes, 173 dislikes (95.8%) - 280,023 views - Lisa Simpson Liberal on 2017.06.28

I feel literally 10 years younger

actually I didn't even have this much energy as a kid

Woo

So what you going to do with this new found self

contribute to society by providing it with quality work

[void void]

like the ability to remove soulbind from fucking elitemobs loot?

[limber knot]

yeah

[void void]

hell yeah

[limber knot]

also why are you people even so mad about it

soulbind is a thing in a lot of games

[void void]

yeah but they want to be able to trade their loot

[fallen oracle]

No wonder simple always wakes up so late

[limber knot]

yeah well they shouldn't be able to simple, if they just give shit away to newbies it ruins the progression

I'm really going to have to add an XP and skill system aren't I

[void void]

'give it away' they want to sell it

newbies cant buy it

too expensive

[limber knot]

yeah right

[void void]

make it so you have to pay to remove soulbind dum dum

[limber knot]

look soulbind is a recent thing because players were giving gear away

that's the plan dumdumdumdu

m

[void void]

k

[limber knot]

I'll still prolly have to make an xp system

[void void]

also the info about /ag is in the action bar and my players never see it because they're retarded

so they have no idea it exists

[limber knot]

what a PITA

[void void]

so

make bigger

thx

[limber knot]

sure just tell mojang to make the actionbar bigger

[void void]

make it a title

:^)

[limber knot]

fantastic idea

I love getting titles after killing a single mob

preferably several titles

[void void]

yea

[limber knot]

actually what am I even saying

am I a simple man?

I'll just have a permanent title!

[void void]

yes

[limber knot]

anyhow I can't fix people being blind

[void void]

well i want you to fix it anyway

[limber knot]

I might add a scoreboard feature (it's planned) but it won't work for any server using featherboard which is seemingly all of them

[void void]

if you dont im calling the police

[limber knot]

oh no not the cyber police!

[limber knot]

consequences will never be the same again

[void void]

thats right

[limber knot]

You should

Considering that this is paper discord

better clean them then

runs

Either a problem with the driver or graphic card or cable

[heady spear]

whoop whoop handed in the last assignment for the semester

now there's just exam prep left

lol the nintendo google auth callback gives u 404

nice thx nintendo

[woven otter]

bad

[wise pebble]

[tropic flame]

https://github.com/bsideup/jabel/

This is interesting

Tl;dr this allows features of Java 9+ to be used in Java 8 because most of them are just "syntatic sugar" and don't require a bytecode change to work

[peak dirge]

Protocol hacking is so fun

[static badge]

black box

[limber knot]

I guess it's possible to breed horses that damage themselves when they jump irl

[tulip rampart]

How can i fix this error with bungeecord?

[limber knot]

slaps ^-^.

[tulip rampart]

idk how to fix it okay i havent setted up a bungee server in literally a year

so now its like im new to this

[quasi valley]

uh, configure/start a server to actually connect to

[tulip rampart]

uh i did that idiot

[quasi valley]

ok

[granite salmon]

Idiot

ok

calling ppl idiots won’t get u help

[quasi valley]

sounds like a lovely fella

[tulip rampart]

@granite salmon ik

[granite salmon]

Then

don’t

[tulip rampart]

k

[limber knot]

Oi ^-^ I need attention im ill

kicks Vertanzil off a cliff again

You can go fuck yourself with a Broom Sir.

no u?

[tulip rampart]

Lol

[limber knot]

*grabs a broom and vaseline and chases KennyTV *

have you tried 1000mg of cyanide Vertanzil ?

I heard that cures just about anything

^

Still here

[tulip rampart]

Cyanide

and happiness

which one do u choose @quasi valley

[limber knot]

Why are people who come ask questions in the spigot channels such fucking chodes.

both

[cosmic raft]

270-559

[static badge]

.wa 270-559

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Result: -289 - https://is.gd/wBE3To

[cosmic raft]

lol

[static badge]

cool

[woven otter]

cool

[cosmic raft]

ab.520.[9]

[quasi valley]

yes

[limber knot]

whipos KennyTV with an ethernet cable.

[heady spear]

cute

can someone paypal me $100

thx babes love u

[limber knot]

paypals CityWeebstret 100 rupies

[golden gust]

"And that's my life savings gone" ~Vert

[quasi valley]

does monopoly money count?

[golden gust]

if you're in canada, sure

[heady spear]

I’ve contributed a lot to this community

Give me money to thank me

Or I’ll poop on your pillows

[golden gust]

Dude

[limber knot]

Could be a Shiver French Canadian the worst type there is

[golden gust]

Quality over quantity

[heady spear]

Okay but I’ve contributed with high quality entertainment

Therefore you owe me $100

I’ll sell the IntellectualSites github organization for $100

[quasi valley]

the entertainment was rather quantitative than of quality as well

[golden gust]

Can somebody take up that offer and rm the shit outta it?

You'll be doing the world a solid favour

[static badge]

I'll paypal you $1 for it

[quasi valley]

I'll take $1 for it

garbage disposal isn't for free you know

alright enough sassyness for today

[limber knot]

batch is so stupid

why is my second loop not being executed? https://i.imgur.com/63zFZGi.png

like, its not even priting an echo there

[heady spear]

omg mini is leaking dyescape code

someone tell mrdienns

[golden gust]

😮

Dude, we can't have this

You of all people should know that dyescape stuff is never to be released

[pulsar wigeon]

just like dyescape itself

[heady spear]

I think dyescape is just a prank

[pulsar wigeon]

never to be released

[heady spear]

it doesn't exist at all

is the switch pro controller worth the casherinos

it's like super expensive and I'm a super broke uni student living in a cardboard box under a bridge

[olive garden]

(X)

last time I checked, you are a top-tier prostitute

[heady spear]

I don't have any food so I feed on ducks that happen to swim by

[quasi valley]

if you play a lot of switch, it's quite nice yeah

if not, no

[heady spear]

ok babes so I'm starting an onlyfans

I'll post pictures of me posing naked with various kitchen appliances

[pulsar wigeon]

hot

[quasi valley]

not

[pulsar wigeon]

pose on top of a lit stove

that'll be real hot

[quasi valley]

or in a burning chinmey, now that's hot

[heady spear]

aw cuties xx

can straight people solve homogeneous odes or is that homophobic

[pulsar wigeon]

what

[golden gust]

last homo genius I heard of, we killed

Saved our asses in the war though

[static badge]

tf

[golden gust]

Sir alan turing, Turned out we didn't kill him, just, his story is stupid and just, wtf'ery

[heady spear]

I mean, chemically castrating people is quite evil even if it doesn't necessarily kill the victims

it's a great way to thank people for saving millions of people tho

[quasi valley]

as if I had 3 city's in the game https://i.imgur.com/g20GX6n.png

[heady spear]

tf

[golden gust]

Yea, it's just dumb; The guy put a major effort towards saving our asses in the war, and we basically just gave him the middle finger

Am glad that times have changed, but, tbh; I don't get why we can't just leave people be in general

[heady spear]

At least people have realised that it wasn't right

aren't you guys like putting him on your monies too

good for him

[golden gust]

Yea

[cosmic raft]

dances

[versed yacht]

@golden gust

[static badge]

someone's banned

[heady spear]

yes do ban him

[limber knot]

BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN

[heady spear]

https://github.com/Raffa50/NukkitX-WorldGuard
look at this super official worldguard fork

[static badge]

pogu

[heady spear]

almost as good as lua worldedit

[pulsar wigeon]

i saw

don't think that guy knows what a port is

[mossy vessel]

Seems super official lul

[pulsar wigeon]

on the other hand, that worldedit skript guy got his resource removed

:^)

i warned him

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/worldedit-1-14-x-bungeecord-spigot-paper-support.73193

[static badge]

linking dead urls

you deserve 1 year of pings for that one

[latent valve]

@wizjanyyyyyy

Will ping you till NEXT YEAR!

[pulsar wigeon]

that's the point

it was a non-dead url before it got removed

[mossy vessel]

Bungee support? Sounds fun

[peak dirge]

I need to relive that magic

[woven otter]

hmm so I'm launching a jar with 2 java args:
-Duser.dir
-Djava.library.path
If I leave out -Duser.dir it fails ClassNotFoundException but if it's provided it fails with Could not find or load main class.
As far as I can see my paths are correct. Any clues why this is happening? 🤔

[golden gust]

wut are you even doing?

[woven otter]

basically working with mcp. Tried recreating Run configuration from IJ with java args

[limber knot]

ok so wtf is up with sheep and them always climbing on hills? Oo

[heady spear]

are you using absolute paths, duckyboi

[woven otter]

for -Duser.dir ye

the other one uses relative path

[heady spear]

huh then idk because intellij uses weird relative paths sometimes

but then it shouldn't matter

[woven otter]

wat
https://i.mtm123.lv/xPkko6L3.png

am I reading it wrong

oh should have blurred the cancer

[pulsar wigeon]

1.8

[woven otter]

yes that's what I was talking about

[limber knot]

[woven otter]

sadly I still need to deal with cancer that is 1.8

[limber knot]

I hope you are getting paid well, lol

[pulsar wigeon]

narrator: he wasn't

[wide chasm]

inb4 he doesn't get paid

[woven otter]

I wonder who is right

[pulsar wigeon]

his pay is just not getting eaten for dinner

as soon as he stops writing code for them, they dunk him into the pot

[wide chasm]

I think I need to go buy myself a duck then as well - then I can advertise that my plugins work with beta 1.7 - 1.15. And when the duck is tired, I'll eat it.

[woven otter]

I'm still confused why can't it find the class

that's evil stef

u will pay for ur sins

[wide chasm]

I won't, because ducks only get paid by not getting eaten as I just learned.

[woven otter]

it will change starting with u

oh ffs

was in wrong directory

[heady spear]

lol dumb duck

let's point and laugh

🦆 👈 🤣

[quasi valley]

🗡️ 🦆

[left swift]

👆

[quasi valley]

[left swift]

👇

[heady spear]

let's stop murdering ducks tbh

[quasi valley]

I can still catch them right?

[heady spear]

if someone here's good with electron then I can pay you way less than I'm getting paid to finish this project

sounds like a fair deal right

[golden gust]

oh, wow

[left swift]

i only do jobs for exposure not money

[golden gust]

u shud becom a manager

would it be weird to go for 2 naps in a day?

[heady spear]

no

do it

[pulsar wigeon]

cats spend most of their time sleeping tbh

[heady spear]

I finished the witcher and it was aight

[golden gust]

I dun blame them

[heady spear]

I need suggestions

[quasi valley]

Minecraft The Movie

oh wait that's supposed to come in 2022

[woven otter]

shut up city

ur mean

and rood

[pulsar wigeon]

speaking of cat naps

[limber knot]

uh does moving too quickly kick you out of a server now?

wtf

it always did, lol

[heady spear]

https://steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/simple-globe-earth-math-you-be-the-judge

guys the earth is flat

[limber knot]

ur flat

[mossy vessel]

Thanks for this useful article

[limber knot]

how many discord did you just randomy throw in that emoji

[static badge]

wtf is that article

[pulsar wigeon]

"article"

[true canyon]

wow

[heady spear]

since the world is flat

if everyone moves to one side of the earth

will it like tip over

[limber knot]

I'll tip you if you jump off the edge

[static badge]

if your ass did yeah

[cosmic raft]

lmao

[shell vine]

phoenix616 how tf do you use this pipe plugin

its all in german

[limber knot]

it's easy: being german

[shell vine]

[limber knot]

but all messages are translateable I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

but there's a reason why that's only on github and not released anywhere, lol

I usually start with english messages and translate them, so if that isn't done at the start I can't be bothered afterwards when it already works