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im so fat i cant clean my chode
I found myself using recursion to parse binary files for my own serializer
wow
Dylan, kaaskop
je moeder
@dapper nacelle I just read it char by char and hope something matches lel
kekw
eating your mom's pussy made me gain a few pounds tbh
when Dylan was just talking about using frameworks insteading of reinventing the wheel, then 5 mins later claims he was writing his own serializer using recursion to parse bin files

@void void what to use instead? ;-;
@potent warren wat
Are there actually generic libs to parse binary files...
I don't do these things to reinvent the wheel but to challenge myself
idk he was talking about symfony, looks like symfony has one
Well, for a long time I worked on a Skript linter because I'm probably a retard...
"generic libs to parse binary files" wut
parsing data only works when you understand the format
that's why you have things like bson, etc
its probably a dependency
bson?
Bson 🤢
binary json
(Which is literally just json but terminated in a "fancy" way)
:D
well everything is a dependency when working with composer
do you like my G son
CBOR > BSON
ppson
Messagepack kek
Haven't heard that name in years.
lol fuk off, its god
database > everything else
dylan are you retarded
yes (too late I answered it)
dont answer that
@void void is that an addon for MSN?
You know that CBOR was created on a RFC, right?
on an*
no i didnt know it was but doesnt matter msgpack btr
blockchain > cloud
potatoes > grapes
i like how the CV gang drops the iq of this server below 20
CV is fucking trash
you weren't supposed to drop these names here dark
tbh if you got your database and you can map everything you retrieve from it to classes than that makes life pretty fucking easy
Why store stuff when you can just ask the user to remember it all
RFC 7049 - Concise Binary Object Representation
just store everything as binary blobs /s
in a text file
lol
yes thanks in the time it took you to write that out, Nick, I googled it
msgpack still btr
ok, anyone who clicked that random link without second thought. you should know better.
@void void basically, they took msgpack, copied it, and just made it better lel
I am blaming myself
msgpack btr
Nah.
Yah.
lol whoever can't click random links without having to be scared of viruses.. you should know your computer better.
or ip grabs / whatever
wat

That's just the stats page for my proxy server
weird flex but ok
When I don't trust the link, I just open it with Tor lel
I just turn on my vpn
wats that dude even on about
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I just click the link
Me is poor so me have just Tor
probably this
@tawdry coyote you have something to learn about this place
Sandbox mode?
oops
i meant ver
lol
anyway
@dapper nacelle is a fucking retard
That's all you have to know
having to be scared of links is very outdated
@zealous knot btw vesta's control doesnt load when i use my domain btw, only works when i use the ip xD
yo dont be toxic?
@rapid wedge what browser btw?
https://www.avast.com/de-de/secure-browser#pc @potent warren
Who even uses that lmao
antivirus is for rookies
lol just a example
@worn ember My brain is shutting down bro, im like 2 seconds away from falling asleep at the keyboard, i'll figure it out tomorrow
i havent had an antivirus since 2012
nah the antivirus is shit
imagine being redirected to a site on the login page and your browser fills in the passwords and via some cross site scripting your password is sent to the owner of the original link
i only use its sandbox mode
@zealous knot just wanted to let you know lol
Sandbox mode? Hmmmm
dylan
you know how i know you're being a tard rn
yes
2 trojans 1 sandbox
@zealous knot battle me on it
anyone seen the pain olympics?
no i won't that would make for a very boring single sided battle
nani
wait why'd u ping me simple
mistake
simple is a weeb confirmed
@dapper nacelle bruh
now anything simple says won't have any weight to it

It never had
WOAH

@wide chasm stop being Savage.
im gonna go cry while i make myself a bagel
have fun
now im hungry :/
i am going to sleep and pray I have anime dreams
*wet anime dreams
no
i want some big anime tiddies
yes
big milk
It's almost 01:00 DED, it's time to sleep, not to eat
M E G A M I L K
woah
@wide chasm i dont have school on fridays tho
i'm absolutley bumdfounded
its been a while since I last had a dream where I was in the anime world
Me neither
party time
Eww parties
XSS? OH i USE ARch LiNUX By THe waY
whats linux? and why does it infect my computer with CLI's?
^
TOP 3 BEST desKTOp linUx DIsTroS | 2019 editIon!
well a working CLI is always better than a buggy GUI
i'm still confused on my certificates on my linux server. On my desktop i dont need to login but on my laptop i do
even tho i have certificates for both 
try deleting system32
i run my system on base64
I tried at school
also turning it off and then on again
in a vm
i tried it in school too
I mean
but without a VM
Base64: i'ma end that whole bit it's carrier
I set an important folder in the C root from hidden to visible, and that is how I broke windows
cant you just try linux now by using subsys in win?
what?
Does anyone even use that?
its basicly ubuntu/etc running inside a windows as if you are connected trough ssh
i use that to compile Super Mario 64 Sourcode with Make
xDDD
pretty dump reason
yeah i do that too
tbh i dont trust windows at all but its the best i've got
why is that not open source?
not oss immediately off my list of desirables
i have a pretty cool setup for cortana
you know how you type something and it opens via BING in EDGE?
Windows 10 collects handwriting data for fucks sake
agree with simple here
disabled auto updates too.
if they were committed to transparency and privacy, it would be open source
not saying they are doing anything suspicious, but why wouldn't they be
Foxtana Pro is like the sickest shit ive used
it just redirects your cortana search requests to your browser to google / duckduckgo
avoiding edge n shit
why are you even using cortana?
i dont
ok boomer, pizzatime
"Sorry, I didn't catch that"
iirc there is some self-hosted oss in home automation stuff
we write our own automation using PLC's
pi
everything in our house is automated from a central screen in our living room lol
My fave part about PLCs is how they never update the fucking software for them 😦
they dont even have internet access xD
More the interface/programming software
LONG LIVE XP
(to program them)
bruh
DOS or bust lolol
/me pets the resident electroniccat
Meow
you didn't run it correctly
pur pur
mobile :/
doesnt mobile have commands now?
nah
they're fake
from mobile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the /me cmd used to be real, not just a wrapper
well, that's a shrug
/me test
it just makes it in italics
test
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
wow pointless
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
discord could be so much better if you guys made the client
first thing i'd fix is the fucking oversized window
PaperDiscord
Isn't making a custom client against their EULA?
They know how their client behaves..
mostly it doesnt behave
Make an OS Discord client named Dissonance
and its written in FiM++

also @worn ember have you seen that MLP project what extracts dialouges from episodes, cleans them up and uses some weird AI shit to do TTS?
uh no...

iv watched the first season like 5 years ago and noped out after that lmao
friend sent a link about that project
and decided i didnt want to get involved with any of its weird fandom anymore xD
bunch of bronies smh
kek
same, i just watch uncensored anyway
hentai
i mean what
I've not watched hentai in 15-20 years
ur nasty like city
the people over on Deezer made an AI that can do source separation (split vocals from instrumentals) and they even provided trained models
lol
no one saw that
I lyke de irc
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02:18:44 <+DiscordBot> <:duckn't:> its not weeb if she get gangbanged https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/591771032659034127.png
heh
bans @worn ember
❤️
Good boy 🙂
Grrrrr
wat
it requires 200iq to understand
he said whole instead of hole and the dude made a joke about it
the other dude didnt get it to and just replied with gas tank xD

lmfao indeed
@grand slate remember that one?
ya know... I know I'm not that old... but I find it somewhat offensive to read "ok boomer" :S
ok boomer
I'd rather be a boomer than a millinial
dont you just love bash
i'd rather be a millennial than whatever you are
Generation X
that said, the entire point of ok boomer is that being a millennial sucks because of boomers
ok boomer
Well, if you're blaming your grandparents for helping raise a spoiled, useless generation, sure.
:)
can snark too
Lol
"snark"
I take more issue with your inability to do anything in bash than the comment itself
dOnT yOu lOvE bAsH
bash is fun
> posts bad bash
bash + method script should give me endless nights of joy :D
huh. wiz... consider making worldedit as a filesystem for linux. I mean, it has blocks, chunks, etc :D
hides
You'd rather be 60 than 30?
I'd rather not be associated with the people who make up the noisy part of millinials
outside of the EAR range
huh? speak up sonny! I can't hear you.
ok boomer
ok boomer came from the zoomers, btw
I thought it was a villager that wasn't busy with their job?
Nah those are called millenials
Nope, it's an override for EAR to avoid breaking some vanilla mechanics
jesus damned near passed out from laughing
Oh hey Lord Buckethead is still a thing
<moved to #gifs-and-memes>
does what work?
lmao 😂
ikr
yeah, I'm running it at 360p muted, and then just watching on youtube
yeah
says it'll just auto drop it into your inventory
@worn ember gotta deep fry my lmfao
🙂
barty is a man eater
imagine not picking your own international as winner smh
its in spigot.yml under the same key as spigot
whose stream
because it hasnt been built
i bet ur one of those fortnite kids that swear by epic games
brokeback
ur just rart
overwolf doesnt wanna be friends with discord, this is super sad
ok boomer play despacito
is there any working factions plugin
for 1.14
Guilds by @fallen oracle
but i think there is a factions plugin that works lol. factions is megashit though
holy fuck this looks epic
friendship ended with towny
guilds is now my best friend
haha
have fun with it
he makes new stuff for it all the time too
$11
re
this looks worth it tho
is there dynmap integration?
it's worth it, but you can compile it yourself as well
i'd do that to trial it, but i recommend donating by buying it
oh wait lmao theres source code
yes, it's open source
yea i'd probably like compile it then donate if i like it
but glare deserves donations if it helps you ^^
he is starving student
so skinny
dynmap integration tho
how else can we larp
without our colors
on dynmap
umm i don't think so, no, but it can be added im sure
guilds doesn't have a land claiming system yet
bitch what
it kinda just ties in to WG atm
i thought it did
nope
pretty sure it's something he's planning on revamping at some point
but i guess it wasn't important enough early on
i guess factionsuuid or factions3 works on 1.14
ask @true canyon what he thinks

1.15
friendship ended with towny
lol
factionsuuid is now my best friend
ill make sure to write a factionsuuid -> guilds converter and then ping the shit out of you when guilds has land claiming
;;;;;)
@fallen oracles
because they are
hey
ey lmao
why doesnt guilds have land claiming
factionsuuid works on 1.14 and doesnt' touch you while you sleep
@true canyon mmm touch my MassivePlugin....
i hope you get the reference
i want that map
we tested that map
the server can handle it without lag
but there are boomers in the server
who dont like change
its driving me insane
beacuse i like
WANT IT
I NEED IT
it probably was tbh
is that the 1.12 version with villages and stuff?
did u have an error
like
forge.swimspeed
wait u updated to 1.14
hol up
like 1.14 structures too?
i like how australia is literally just lava
oh excuse me
how did u fix the forge.swimspeed thing
we would lag whenever that printed to console
would wb fill fix it?
i c
we never let our wb finish
because i was impatient
holy fuck im so jealous
BOOMERS GET OUT OF MY SERVER
REEEEEE
heres a thought
just tell the boomers to fuck off
and do what you want
im technically the dev
and the owner
is also a boomer
but he has the playerbase
so
i cant
i want to
lol
like he's a youtuber and i host the server for his audiance
i go against his will he just disowns the server and all the players go poof
lul
another dev quit after we told him that we wanted to chagne the world
the dev that was paying for the azure vm
azure
bro like what was i gonna do host this on my machine at home?
im getting a poweredge 610 soon
then we will transfer to that
thats when i plan to switch to factiosn and stuff
if he lets me
@spare venture what’s ew
Factions or the 610
Bitch it's in there
Then I’ll literally pay off your student loans
Just 1 claim a piece
Oh
...as of last i checked anyway
Bro I offered $200 to someone to implement the sickest land claiming I've ever seen
Wtf when did I receive that offer
Sokeone literally forked guilds and make like polygonal claiming
Dynmap and everything
I'll find the video tomorrow
WHY
It was the sickest thing I found
How much should I offer the dude, $300?
yes
I might be able to start land claiming over my winter break
But that's a big IF
i need his name
That's the only downside of guilds is the claiming system isn't that big
and address
Lol
inb4 elwolf becomes next Guilds partner
i n v e s t o r
bro im a freshman in hs i cant do shit
I'm a sophomore
I am
college is hell
My student loans are 50K+
nah 14
I'm 18
lmao tf
wtf
what the fuck are you studying
glare is....
and where
barely legal 😏
Comp Sci
oof...
50k in sophomore year?
No like loans total
bruh go to community college for 2 years
Across all years
transfer to a state school
tbh im not going to college unless i get a scholarship
get a CS degree for <10k
i paid ~$800 a semester for college, that's how i am
anyone heard of "dStor" decentralized cloud storage, i can't find any info. I just got linked this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lex824J6l64
and tbh it sounds really like, dumb
dStor is a new form of decentralized storage with the low cost and trustless, tamper-proof files of IPFS and the speed, data permanence, and familiar payment structure of traditional cloud storage. Decentralized file and data storage will be a foundational component of the ne...
(DiscordBot) Introduction to dStor: Revolutionary Decentralized Storage - length 15m 39s - 16 likes, 1 dislike (94.1%) - 88 views - GoodBlock on 2019.12.12
i will
factionsuuid discord
🤔
its the MOSS discord
because i dont like towny
theres the massive core one which is broke
i cant read it reee
how do i view this
but i need to like
read about it
unless their spigot page is as blank as their github read me
im calling bully hunters
their war banners are pretty cool
simple feature but nice execution
btw @void void heres illyria's docs https://wiki.illyria.io/illyriafactions/
Plugin Documentation
kinda hidden lol
lol rip
lul
bro im so confused
like the website looks pretty but
it doesnt tell me what it is
bruh
the features it says is like
factions support
towny support
lag-free
BUT WHAT IS IT
illyria outpost
no they put it here
size 8 font
"ultimate KOTH plugin"
now i know what it is
maybe
i think he might be
man this first build of paper 1.15 is really nice and stable
paper 1.15 released?
it never gets old
hello bully hunters????
cause I know someone immediately goes to papermc
should just add a .dowd cmd at this point
pretty sure bully hunters got shut down because the owner of bully hunters was a bully
no thats fake news
it was like an SJW thing to protect women in video games
female being bullied would call bully hunters
bully hunters would dispatch someone to join the game
it was the most hilarious thing ever
the "Bully Hunter" would harass the bully
they staged a csgo match with a bully and a bully hunter at its first showcase
was pretty epic
Yes.
I don't own any rights whatsoever of this content. This is just a pure re-upload from the stream.
Uploaded some more stuff about this topic. Nothing too exciting, just something that I noticed a while ago,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx4w-ov9AaY
(DiscordBot) BULLY HUNTERS - Full Stream - 04/12/2018 (w/o interrupts) - length 35m 14s - 1,458 likes, 2,091 dislikes (41.1%) - 105,368 views - aleves on 2018.04.13
omg its worse than I remembered
what is that lol
the livestream they did when they announced the service
Hey guys, I'm kinda new at server hosting here. I've had minehut server before, but this aren't the best. Im interested in hosting a server through a server file, and have one, but for some reason, I'm not able to start it. Could some please help me setup and start the server? Thanks in advance!
you can start by not fucking spamming up every channel
especially completely irrelevant ones
(and the bully)
if I call wiz I am gonna get blocked
z give me fucking mod
yes
there you go
so i can kick people asking for 1.15 eta
ty bb
DO IT
🤔 is this a test of my loyalty
test of commitment to the role
i hope you stay mod this server will be better
Z, ratify his position into the paper constitution
pls
no
I hate simples name color
you know i didn't expect Z to give in
im not in it for the color, im in it for the papernation
just think of him as a mod wannabe
can't wait for the next person to come ask about 1.15
make simples name color the same color as the background on dark mode
dont do that
I cant stand servers that do that
you know you can just turn off dms from everyone but friends right
^
barty has a 200 iq method tho
highly recommend
though you start getting random friend requests
if youre one of those "add all the friends" people from facebook youll love it though
instead of banning people he will block them

he has blocked half the people on this server
the matrix
what forum is that
oh didnt know this existed
seems nice
i run mybb
only problem with mybb is that im stuck making my own plugins
Please don't tell me they've gone through the effort of cloning WinXP's theme just so they could make the window border red... https://i.imgur.com/dfpESU8.png
thats fugly
when i was a kid i got so many fucking viruses from that shit
i literally opened a calculator...
Why do you bully me so
Rkill got blocked ;-; https://i.imgur.com/BCgqfrA.png
Maybe they're using a process name whitelist
is that like clippy
better
way better
wtf.. they're killing rkill for whatever reason
Nick do you have a virus or is that on a vm lol
probably still using windows xp
they're blocking the console
i joined bortyrealms but it is empty
what in the fuck is this windows virus garbage
Is it fake or is it just registering itself as an AV in the real deal?
doesnt look fake 
it's a fake window
he is developing the ultimate betabotv2 equipped with a fake action center to scam indian scammers
hmm nice
It's not mine kek
the fonts are definitely off
but its not necessarily out of line for a fucked up clear text config
This is the real one https://i.imgur.com/H3pveEf.png
clear text LUL
tbh here we are in 2019 and rendering fonts at different dpis is still broke af
windows really likes their clear text
that doesnt help their high dpi scaling
though its much better than it used to be
How the heck do I run Rkill if the console host process is being closed kek
ubuntu is limited by the tools it uses
xorg doesnt support fractional scaling worth a shit
and it definitely doesnt support multi-dpi environments
what was the xorg alternative
its not ready tho right on 19.10?
idk what ubuntu ships
i think still xorg
fedora has shipped it for a year(s?) now
but can login to wayland
gnome uses it by default
on distros that follow their upstream
ubuntu probably overrides it because xorg is far more tested in various hw environments
that sucks
@spare venture bro Illyria factions kinda gay ngl
well if you want shit that just works 100% across random everything toasters
We don't have piles of bugs. We didn't put uncredited, stolen code in our project. We share cat gifs.”
When I asked why factionsuuid is better than Illyria factions
recently gnome has been buggy for me
No pls
I use wayland every day and dont have a ton of issues with it itself
seems to be some issues with the clipboard between xwayland windows and wayland windows
but idk where the blame for that lies
like closing the xwayland window closes the underlying xserver and it eats your clipboard or something
lmao the app didn't close task manager so I just closed the exe
but that seems irregular
is QEmu a decent virtualization?
or should i run the 440fx
so is the release of the obs mapping going to make updates easier?
440fx is a chipset not an virtualization platform
o oops
sounds like youre trying to figure out what to make it pretend to be
or what standard to use anyway
Narimm: a little, not as radical as we'd hoped but it is nice
....lol but we cant actually use it
why is it so hard to find devs that understand mysql and h2 to just fix a dam plugin >_> xD
Ping or dm me thx
officially
you can reference it
yeah im running ubuntu 19.10 on qemu currently with i440fx-3.1
man i dont understand why people like that mx linux
i ran it for 6 months and it really wasnt too great
not that i had major problems but it was kinda clunky
they vibin
so basically dont message you?
yep 😉
unless you want to talk to me about something that I'm actually interested in
because spigot is a mess
like the paper 1.15 release?
.eta
Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.
.soon
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is that real
I love how this UI is just a mix between stuff from windows 7 and XP https://i.imgur.com/15nvgJR.png
so your tapping out tux .
google it
I can't even stop the scan lmao
lol
where tf are you getting these things
is there just a site where you can download shitty fake malware
tux can you set up my server
Well, this is, for all intents and purposes, malware. It's all fake antiviruses from back in the days of windows xp/vista
woo
what the heck, this sample made itself a debugger for the executables of windows defender https://i.imgur.com/gW0eesV.png
wiz, I found a sample with 2019 in it..
WELP
It started opening porn websites
wtf did you open
A rogue antivirus sample on a VM
i just created an event in my fiance's calendar
entitled "send booty pics" and scheduled 3am for this event
why 3 am
i just got back an automatic reply saying event accepted
lmao
3am just because
I was not really setting an actual time, I just wanted her to know I want booty pics
why the hek can you not do backflips on elytra 😩
idk wat that is
i wish someone irl would be like "genders need sql support"
tbh they kinda do at this point
That genders plugin is a joke tho, a functional joke
first of all his package is net.poweredbyhate
the class that loads Genders is called Asylum
as in mental asylum
asylums hold MentalIllnesses
which are genders
and ppl fucking love that plugin
its so funny
https://github.com/LaxWasHere/TruAntiLag much better
^ best plugin NA
(paid ones too)
I remember that @worn ember had to deal with their backpacks plugin and it was a pain.
hes better than u r
yes it does
nonononono
open your mind
yes it does
wheres the looking for group chat
? we dont have one
we need one cuz i need sombody to play with ;-;
nobody is online to play with me on my friends list
this isnt a discord for playing mc
it's software for mc servers
oh
welp ima dip
👋
speaking of Windows Accelerator Pro
I was in the dollar store the other day and saw for sale what I presume is just a flash drive with the software preloaded
something just like that
wow
if I'm going to install malware it should at least be free
the electronics section of dollar stores is always such a meme
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oh well




(plz no ban)
