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void void
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whatever, im over it, ezpz

static badge
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find the coterminal angle of ur braincells

void void
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0

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360

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720

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420 kappa

void void
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not coterminal but still true kappa

neon dagger
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This was stupider to get working then it seems...

jagged egret
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Why's that

neon dagger
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Kinda hacked it into some existing code, also having fires not be lit when placed is some strange stuff see #paper-dev for the code.

green bronze
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Nano, is it like true darkness mod that damages when a player not in light zone for a while?

neon dagger
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Yes, if you're in the dark for too long you get blinded and start taking damage.

green bronze
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Well, that mod also removed light from the moon)))

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So in the night it's really dark

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Light level 0

neon dagger
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Yeah but you can only do that on client side.

green bronze
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Yeah

neon dagger
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I did what I could with server side only stuff.

green bronze
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That's still cool

neon dagger
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(That's why the blind, to make it super dark.)

jagged egret
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Not true

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you can remove sky light on the server

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It's a bit hacky but it's doable

green bronze
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And, probably, it's NMS-based hack?

jagged egret
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Yes, either that or modifying outbound light packets

green bronze
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Btw. I wanted someday to make custom nametags

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Like customizable at LuckPerms level

jagged egret
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Custom nametags in what way

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Like what do you mean nametags

green bronze
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Above player's heads ones

jagged egret
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Yeah but what do you want to do with them, just change the text? Add multiple lines?

green bronze
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Change the text at least, like adding prefixes

jagged egret
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not yet updated for 1.14 but it's in progress :D

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(the update is in progress, I mean)

green bronze
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I see :D

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Well, gonna test it someday, probably

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I had administrated one server where we had guys from discord server

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So we wanted to show shortened prefixes above heads

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And, probably, donator/administrator one on another line

void void
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@green bronze multilineapi can definitely do it

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i dared iso to put the entire bee movie script above a player's head

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he delivered

limber knotBOT
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man wasn't that a while back

void void
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yeah it was

limber knotBOT
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I seem to recall that being a thing months ago

void void
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quite a long time possibly a year actually

limber knotBOT
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time flies

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every year I get older but they stay the same age

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gotta love my 2d waifus

void void
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bS

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BAD

limber knotBOT
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hey don't diss my waifus

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the whole gang is here

green bronze
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imagining drawing Kurisu above my playertag

limber knotBOT
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snakegirl waifu

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ambiguous gender waifu

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cat waifu

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toaster

green bronze
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All three from Monogatari? xD

limber knotBOT
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didn't watch that one, a bit too degenerate for my tastes

green bronze
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I just imagined Nadeko, one who's sporty and Hanekawa

limber knotBOT
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you fell for my trap, I found the weeb boys

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grab him

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we're going to force feed you american footbal until you stop being a degenerate

void void
vestal jasper
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magma

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he has a weeb avatar

green bronze
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I put this avatar just because she has the exact face like me when I'm seeing some situations

limber knotBOT
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oh no

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he's terminal

green bronze
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Normally I have another one

limber knotBOT
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get down mrs obama

green bronze
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Not anime one

limber knotBOT
jagged egret
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) MultiLineAPI Stress Test - length 3m 34s - 1 like, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 22 views - iso2013 on 2019.02.25

vestal jasper
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is that the entire bee movie script

jagged egret
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yes

vestal jasper
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nice

void void
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exactly

vestal jasper
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someone once decided to record themselves screaming the entire script

jagged egret
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go to 3:25

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it's on a sheep's nametag

limber knotBOT
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now add machine learning so it doesn't just say the script but recreates the scene based on the dialog

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I'll pay you 50 cents to do it

jagged egret
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OR I can keep it as is because I already don't have time to maintain it XD

limber knotBOT
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I mean you could but that'd make you weak

jagged egret
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Seven days without a pun makes one weak

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runs

green bronze
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Btw, how long it takes to upgrade to newer version?

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And is it compatible with ViaVersion?

jagged egret
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It's currently never been updated before so infinitely long right now, but I'm rewriting a LOT of it to make it easier to update

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Supports underlying server versions 1.12 and above, so in theory if that condition is met then yes

void void
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werent you rewriting it last time you posted it

jagged egret
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Yeah that was rewriting it to use PacketEntityAPI

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Now I'm rewriting PacketEntityAPI so it's less version specific

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I'm still learning how to design things in a way that makes them easy to update lol

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Other problem is I won't be able to update it for two years, but I can write a tutorial on how to do so

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And that should hopefully apply in the other direction too so people can add legacy support if they want

cosmic raft
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aaargh

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why does the mall open at 10am :(

green bronze
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/shrug

green bronze
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October 29 is here as well as snow, wow

green bronze
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Back to VPS topic. What about Netcup?

void void
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tf is netcup

green bronze
void void
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interesting...

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they dont even tell what the actual processor is kek

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but yeah gl getting even decent performance on an mc server from a cloud vps

green bronze
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Intel Xeon Gold 6140/6230

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As they say

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Click "compare"

void void
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you dont get that full cpu regardless

green bronze
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That's true

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KVM virtualized...

void void
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yeah that's most vps's

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depends on how many players, plugins etc you intend to have and what exactly your usage is

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if you expect this to be a prod server, just stop

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you need a dedi

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for 1.14

green bronze
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Aren't most VPS OpenVZ?

void void
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yeah at extremely shit places

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idk where you're looking

green bronze
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Nope, it will be a personal small server

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Maybe gonna test some plugins/mods

void void
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then whatever try it, if it doesnt run well shut it down you only pay the hours it was up

green bronze
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So I won't expect a massive load

void void
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but dont expect anything good

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i certainly dont

proud lance
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Also just cause it's a vps doesn't mean it is assigned its own cores on a processor. They can overload it

green bronze
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Another variant for now is Hetzner's CX31

void void
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yup doesnt say 'dedicated' (lol) vcore

proud lance
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Ye

void void
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so, you should expect you're sharing every last drop of that shitter

green bronze
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Do you look at root-server?

void void
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im looking at netcup which you linked.

proud lance
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What's root server? A host?

void void
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idk

green bronze
void void
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yes thats what im looking at

green bronze
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4 dedicated cores at RS 2000 G8

void void
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wtf...

green bronze
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yup doesnt say 'dedicated' (lol) vcore

void void
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ok, its still virtual but in this case they are guaranteeing cores. you still dont get the whole machine

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mc will die

green bronze
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Well, I know that for the best case VDS is for win

void void
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wat...

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VDS is such an annoying marketing ploy

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it's just a VPS and they assign your vm some cores

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that's it

green bronze
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Hmm

void void
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'yay "VDS!!!!1"'

proud lance
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Unrelated note, would be cool if someone bought an account from all the VPS providers and had a single thread benchmark

void void
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do it dowd

proud lance
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Tempted

green bronze
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Mooron sent some link on some benchmarks

proud lance
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Cause I always am afraid of going to new providers

green bronze
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Hetzner is a reliable and old one

proud lance
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I trust OVH, NFO, Hetzner

void void
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I recommend OVH and NFO.

green bronze
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NFO?

proud lance
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Nuclearfallout

void void
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in fact NFO sells just straight up game servers for MC which work well, if that's all you need

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I would recommend doing that method

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if you dont need a VPS

proud lance
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I forgot about that

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And you can request they move you to a higher performance single thread box

green bronze
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I also want to write some web-server programs

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So not only MC

proud lance
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Do they need to be public?

void void
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so you want to run mc (1.14 no less) and other shit...

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on a VPS...

proud lance
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Just spin up some vms on your computer or run it locally

void void
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this is a disaster in the making lmao

green bronze
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Everything is like for myself and friends

void void
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that doesnt change that you want to run 1.14 mc on a vps, along with other applications

green bronze
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Just spin up some vms on your computer or run it locally
On 4 GB RAM i3-350M laptop and internet tethered from a phone, sure

proud lance
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I mean you can run web apps on a raspberry pi

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So...

void void
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this conversation is making me contract cancer

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going to start chemo now

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byebye

proud lance
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Later

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Eat some balut

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You will feel better

void void
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going back in June

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will do :D

proud lance
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Cure for cancer

limber knotBOT
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cure for cancer is overrated

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we need a cure for ingrown toenails

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maybe we could divert all cancer funding

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fix that and hangnails

proud lance
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Isn't the cure for ingrown toenails to not cut them ahort

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Short

limber knotBOT
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don't think that works

proud lance
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That's what google says and the logic makes sense

limber knotBOT
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dr google

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recommend me some bleach

proud lance
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Unless you got some weird ass feet

limber knotBOT
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I actually stopped having ingrown toenails

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I think a mix of lots of weight loss and much less constricting shoes made the difference

proud lance
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Probably the latter tbh

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Just don't have feet

limber knotBOT
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the latter helped but it only really went away after losing the weight

proud lance
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Congrats

limber knotBOT
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that's not sufficient

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give me a medal

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build me a statue

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in whichever order you'd prefer

proud lance
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What if it's a statue made of chocolate chip cookies

limber knotBOT
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I'll take it

proud lance
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But then you eat it and you gain all the weight again

limber knotBOT
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then I can lose it again and win another statue

proud lance
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Endless cycle

limber knotBOT
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free food for life

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a very short life consisting of eating chocolate statues and fasting but a life nonetheless

proud lance
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Like a Jonah Hill whose stuck in fat skinny movie roles

heady spear
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We donโ€™t use the word fat around here. We use empowered.

void void
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fat words my dude

quasi valley
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Physically empowered?

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Oh wow Iโ€™m late to the party

cold bane
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hello, does anybody remember the name of the plugin that allowed to delete chunks and regions?

golden gust
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worldedit?

quasi valley
digital walrus
merry talon
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pirate that one that deletes stuff if you dont pay

errant echo
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Just wanted to ask what is the difference between Ultimate Edition toCommunity Edition

quasi valley
spiral kayak
polar moat
left swift
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What do you guys suggest as an alternative to spongeforge in 1.12.2 for modpacks? Sponge plugins aren't really cutting up to our server needs would like to have spigot plugins if at all possible. Lmk

void void
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There isn't one

prisma lava
left swift
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F

golden gust
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sendhalp!

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There are a few, mohist, one of the via devs also was working on one iirc; Just, YMMV, expect bugs/no support

cosmic raft
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ah yes

limber knotBOT
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nice

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a lot better than the 20ยฐC that we had on the weekend...

left swift
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Nvm

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(don't @ me irc)

limber knotBOT
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wait, their domain has a .red tld? xD

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"formerly known as Thermos/Cauldron/MCPC+" so it's a fork of a fork of a fork? xD

cosmic raft
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@left swift perhaps be more specific; what is not being met?

slim nymph
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man ive heard it all now. vegans are even against kiwi's

left swift
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Just some issues with sponge and the modpack rlcraft had to disable things to get it to stop crashing

slim nymph
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... because farmers bring in bees to pollinate 'against their will'

pulsar wigeon
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it's not "formerly known as"

left swift
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Wanted to have spigot plugins aswell instead of sponge plugins as there are more resources and also more familiar with

pulsar wigeon
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it's literally just a fork pheonix

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mcpc/cauldron are the only "also known as"

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after that it was all forks

left swift
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Mohist looks good though I'll check it when I get home though :D

pulsar wigeon
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there's also catserver

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and also a lot of drama over stolen code

wide chasm
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Did I hear drama?

pulsar wigeon
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chinese modded MC community lul

limber knotBOT
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stealing open source code

wide chasm
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What in the world are those comments

pulsar wigeon
left swift
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Lol wtf

limber knotBOT
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"Plagiarism is a shameful act... and a violation of the open source protocol used." thonk

wide chasm
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"What protocol do you use?"
"The open-source protocol"

vestal jasper
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also isn't redistribution of spigot, bukkit, and mojang code kinda a nono?

golden gust
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spigot and bukkit code is fine

limber knotBOT
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that's why most people use patches

golden gust
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It's mojang code that's the issue

limber knotBOT
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isn't spigot technically proprietary too?

golden gust
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Not if he's actually following the project license of the upstream projects

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He doesn't have a license file however, so god knows what his stance is on that

vestal jasper
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I'm pretty sure catserver violates forge's license

jagged egret
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are arrays collections

vestal jasper
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LGPL 2.1
conditions: disclose source

jagged egret
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like is an int[] a Collection

wide chasm
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No

golden gust
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CatServer violates the license of many things

vestal jasper
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๐Ÿค 

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I wouldn't touch catserver with a 20 foot pole tbh

golden gust
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i wudn't tuch u wid a 50 foot pole

vestal jasper
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โค

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lol

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they didn't even comment on it

wide chasm
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lol

limber knotBOT
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lmao, that repo

jagged egret
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I think i screwed up my desktop lol

left swift
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Selling open source code

limber knotBOT
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nothing wrong with that, lol

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issues only arise if they don't make the code available to the users of that software under the licensing terms

vestal jasper
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oh pog another one of their repos has decompiled mojang code poggersReverse

wide chasm
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CatServer just looks like a disappointment

golden gust
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nou

wide chasm
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cries

golden gust
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I mean, I wouldn't trust any of those platforms, you're just basically asking for issues

rugged salmon
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CatServer must be crazy unstable ;D

void void
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the fuck is that trash...

rugged salmon
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It's better to stick to mods only in my opinion

golden gust
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U kno

rugged salmon
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if you are going after modded server

golden gust
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I sed the saym abow u simpl

left swift
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U getting enough sleep electronic

golden gust
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bahahahaaaaa

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sleep

rugged salmon
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What is your timezone?

golden gust
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am brit

wide chasm
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So, UTC+1

golden gust
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We are the centre of time!

wide chasm
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Oh wait UTC actually

rugged salmon
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It's 15:58 ๐Ÿ™‚

left swift
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For now

wide chasm
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Stupid daylight time saving

golden gust
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Yea, we went back on sunday iirc

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DST is fun

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I gotta run across town to the pharmacy; blargh

left swift
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Desert treasure is the worst quest on osrs wdym

rugged salmon
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You are only one hour behind me, you shouldn't be sleepy ๐Ÿ˜„

golden gust
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I know, I have fun health, however

rugged salmon
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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

wide chasm
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Cat just needs to work on Paper 24/7, he doesn't have time for sleep ๐Ÿ™‚

left swift
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Paper is sleep

rugged salmon
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Paper isnt dead already? ๐Ÿ˜„

jagged egret
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wat

rugged salmon
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Since 1.13 Minecraft is unplayable so probably paper optimizations donโ€™t matter that much ;D

jagged egret
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unplayable if you have a potato for a computer

left swift
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1.13 what

polar moat
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1.13.x

left swift
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1.13 is playable

polar moat
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not

left swift
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Do you guys mean 1.14..?

polar moat
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no 13

left swift
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Lol what's wrong with 14

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13*

jagged egret
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You can't have multiple accounts on the new launcher :(

golden gust
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I've not even installed mc since I reinstalled my OS other week \o/

wide chasm
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I think I've multiple accounts on the launcher. Unless there is yet another new launcher.

jagged egret
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weird flex but ok

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it's possible I'm wrong

golden gust
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Pretty sure that there was a way to do it

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I mean, I was going to look at the launcher as I knew you could do it, just wasn't sure if I was missing something or not

limber knotBOT
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it's in the left sidebar

golden gust
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Go to the settings page

limber knotBOT
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or there, yeah

golden gust
jagged egret
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oh

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well coool

limber knotBOT
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you can click the menu at the top left too ;)

golden gust
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Doesn't show that stuff when you only have a single account

limber knotBOT
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interesting

golden gust
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That menu is the first place I looked as I coulda swore it was there

limber knotBOT
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now if only it would stop logging me out of accounts that would be great

jagged egret
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Are there any consequences to modifying all outbound items to the client

golden gust
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It's been fine for me recently, tbh; Just kinda wish they didn't bust VPNs

limber knotBOT
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everything breaking?

jagged egret
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Like would it mess with inventory transactions or whatever

golden gust
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Should be fine outside of creative mode

jagged egret
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What about inside creative mode

golden gust
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in creative mode you'll have fun, the client doesn't deal with transactions the same, it'll basically just recreate the item often iirc

jagged egret
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oh

limber knotBOT
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your mom has fun

left swift
cunning plume
void void
jagged egret
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tree view on GitHub

heady spear
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looks dumb

jagged egret
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k

vestal jasper
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city ur dumb

heady spear
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Okay but you're a 32-byte 2-way set associative cache with a block size of 16 bytes

vestal jasper
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also I have to walk for 40 minutes to go somewhere that I'll only be at for 10 minutes

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and I'm minutes away from passing out

heady spear
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Okay like don't die I guess

jagged egret
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help

rugged salmon
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I like parrots

jagged egret
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my mouse disappeared and I can't get it back

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lol

quasi valley
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set up a mouse trap

jagged egret
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i also can't open anything or use alt+f2

woven otter
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rip vic

rugged salmon
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Buy another male mouse and let them reproduce

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You will gain infinite amount of mouses

jagged egret
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helpppp

quasi valley
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and feed them bytes

limber knotBOT
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don't feed them bytes after midnight

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how are you even typing then iso?

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they'll become bugs

quasi valley
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if they wont live without, give them tiny bits

limber knotBOT
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wait

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"Buy another male mouse and let them reproduce"

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two male mice

quasi valley
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wow you homophobe

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smh

jagged egret
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i can't quit minecraft lol

rugged salmon
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I assumed that he has female mouse

limber knotBOT
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no you didn't

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you said ANOTHER MALE MOUSE

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I guess one of the mice could be female but identify as a male

jagged egret
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i got it

rugged salmon
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yeah, I didn't want to hurt her/his feelings

limber knotBOT
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actually if you're female but identify as a male but then get pergonante what does that do to your view of yourself?

quasi valley
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it's spelled "pragnet"

limber knotBOT
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pregnat?

quasi valley
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prognet

heady spear
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If you've got gender dysphoria you're not in denial about your biology

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so why would that change?

limber knotBOT
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I mean aren't you?

rugged salmon
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"pioneer"

heady spear
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You'd still be very much aware that you've got a female productive system. If you're transitioning you'd be sterile, however.

rugged salmon
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thats why they like abortion on demand - just in case ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

limber knotBOT
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not implying you'd be unaware, just wondering what the psychological effects would be

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I mean being purgant isn't really something you can ignore, mentally speaking

heady spear
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I don't think it'd be particularly pleasant, although I know of people that still identify as males even during/after pregnancy

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They can't ignore getting their periods, having vaginas etc either, which is why transitioning is important to some people

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because it's a constant reminder of their biological gender

limber knotBOT
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eh idk I've never been pomegranate before

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I'll let you know when I get there

rugged salmon
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You can "disable" periods using ton of hormones as far as I know

limber knotBOT
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iirc you can even disable periods by just taking otc meds the wrong way

heady spear
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It's a switch in BIOS iirc

left swift
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It was patched but they haven't pushed the update yet

heady spear
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You can also disable the periods by starving

limber knotBOT
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these all seem like good ideas

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which one should practice simultaneously

rugged salmon
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I agree

left swift
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I learned alot today

heady spear
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Most of these methods are effective ways of cancelling annoying baby making processes too

limber knotBOT
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here at papermc we aim to educate

heady spear
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if you have a baby parasite growing inside you then you can starve, take a bunch of pills or ride a sword

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all of them are very effective

limber knotBOT
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ride a sword

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metal

left swift
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Just run a 1.14 server you'll kill the parasite quickly

limber knotBOT
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my sister is purrgnant, I'll let her know that it's not all over for her yet

left swift
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The technology is there for the taking

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On github

quasi valley
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how long's she been prognyt?

limber knotBOT
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browsing github while prignit is basically giving the kid cancer in the womb

heady spear
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human pregnancies last anywhere from 3 days to 37 years

quasi valley
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37 years

limber knotBOT
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I think she's around like 10 or 11 weeks right now

heady spear
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most pregnancies last for 15 years

quasi valley
heady spear
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I'm a doctor

limber knotBOT
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I hope your services are cheap

quasi valley
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dont come a step closer. I have an apple and am not afraid to use it!

heady spear
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But do you have one tomorrow?

left swift
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How much storage space does your pregnancy plan offer? I wanna know if it's worth the move

heady spear
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But do you have one tomorrow?

left swift
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What cpu aswell

heady spear
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you need an apple a day, or I'll get you ๐Ÿ˜ 

quasi valley
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I have enough for 2 weeks! then I'll prolly hide in a bunker or something :(

limber knotBOT
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hm I am thinking of investing in cloud pregmancy

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should I go with microsoft or amazon

left swift
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Not worth you'll never know where ur pregromancy goes if you store it in the cloud

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Probably Russia

jagged egret
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lol all MLAPI does is permanently freeze Minecraft

heady spear
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I want to be pregnant in Russia

jagged egret
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do I have any idea why? no

heady spear
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ofc you don't, you lack a brain

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without a brain you can't have ideas

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so

limber knotBOT
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that's demonstrably false

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take a look at the humble electroniccat

left swift
heady spear
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no that is electronicboy

stone silo
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@rugged salmon yes you can, you effectively throw the body into menopause

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we were researching that for my GF as she has endometriosis and her periods are fucking brutal

left swift
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Tell her to try restarting the period module

stone silo
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I probed it but it didn't do anything

left swift
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I would probably try using a different slot maybe that one is broken idk

midnight oxide
ember turret
jagged egret
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Apparently with Minecraft's registry system if you try to do RegistryBlocks.a(<object>) it'll default to a certain value instead of just throwing an error

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I was trying to do a lookup using a MinecraftKey instead of an EntityTypes and it just defaulted to the ID for a pig, causing all clients to freeze permanently

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lol turns out the freezing permanently is something else, and the bug still exists \o/

granite oyster
jagged egret
#

apparently i was mounting an entity onto itself

static badge
#

Yeah that's a recursive mess

heady spear
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I randomly popped a bottle of champagne and now I'm drinking champagne alone in my apartment at 8pm on a Tuesday

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is this a new low or what

frozen iron
void void
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yall, im cursed with having to work with wordpress at the moment and im running this query:
select term.name as category, p.id as pid, p.post_name as title, pm.meta_key as mkey, pm.meta_value as mval from E9F5Gh1j3_term_relationships rel inner join E9F5Gh1j3_terms term ON rel.term_taxonomy_id = term.term_id inner join E9F5Gh1j3_posts p ON rel.object_id = p.id inner join E9F5Gh1j3_postmeta pm ON p.id = pm.post_id where rel.term_taxonomy_id = <ID>;

And it returns data like this:
https://hastebin.com/anetadewed.txt

24 rows per pid...

And I need JSON like this:

{
  "category_name": "Actions", // this is a column in each row
  "items": [
    {
       "pid": 91858, // this is a column in each row
       "title": "some-post-key----", // this is a column in each row
       "bg_color": "#97a2ff", // notice this one is last row only
       "1": {
          // 10 of the rows go in here
       },
       "2": {
         // 10 of the rows go in here
       }
    },
    // continue on for as many "pids" there are... :/
  ] 
}

Question is...do I keep it as that one monsterquery.jpg and try and extract all the info and format it as that JSON, or do I execute multiple queries, one for the category, then a query for each pid in the category (yikes).

It just seems like this is going to be fairly difficult to try and read, unless I can condense these 24 rows into just one such that the mkeys are comma separated and the mvals are comma separated in the same way so I can .split and look at the same indices for the values. Anyone know if I can do that?

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Sorry for the gigantic post lol

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to put that SQL output in perspective, that is one post, but one of the "categories" that I need to jsonify in that manner has 129 posts in it. Some have more. Easily thousands of rows

void void
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Ok I reduced it to 1 row per post with the group_concat function, all gud.

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SELECT
    term.name as category,
    p.id as pid,
    p.post_name as title,
    group_concat(pm.meta_key) as mkey,
    group_concat(pm.meta_value) as mval
FROM
    E9F5Gh1j3_term_relationships rel 
    INNER JOIN E9F5Gh1j3_terms term 
        ON rel.term_taxonomy_id = term.term_id
    INNER JOIN E9F5Gh1j3_posts p 
        ON rel.object_id = p.id
    INNER JOIN E9F5Gh1j3_postmeta pm 
        ON p.id = pm.post_id
WHERE 
    rel.term_taxonomy_id = 671
GROUP BY pid;

Even longer :D so hawt amirite... D:

golden gust
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about as attractive as you

rugged salmon
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Story of my day:

  • have infrastructure as code
  • add a few new lines to fix some small bug with hostnames
  • seems to be a lot of code now...
  • rewrite everything to use separate module
  • in the end save one line of code
  • profit?
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Did you try to use macros for your browser?

quasi valley
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oh sounds good as well, I'll try some

rugged salmon
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I once added 1000 email accounts using iMacros ๐Ÿ˜„

quasi valley
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why does that extension need... like permission to everything Thonk

dapper nacelle
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File file = new File("config.dat");

would this generate in the same folder as your plugin or would Bukkit make it go into Wands/
so you end up with Wands/config.dat

golden gust
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File is relative to the workdir unless you make it an explict path

dapper nacelle
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I see

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was making a config file that users cannot modify easily

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int size = stream.readInt();
config = new HashMap<>(size);
for (int i = 0; i < size; i++) {
    String sectionKey = stream.readUTF();
    int sectionLength = stream.readInt();
    Map<String, Integer> sectionMap = new HashMap<>();
    config.put(sectionKey, sectionMap);
    for (int j = 0; j < sectionLength; j++) {
        String subKey = stream.readUTF();
        int value = stream.readInt();
        sectionMap.put(subKey, value);
    }
}
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this allows```yaml
section:
key: value

vestal jasper
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new File(getDataFolder(), "config.dat") should be serverRoot/plugins/PluginName/config.dat, assuming you ensure the folder and file exist

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"entire" mfw I'm going retarded

dapper nacelle
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I don't need to ensure it unless I am reading it

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I will test it out later

jagged egret
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oh I was calling #incrementAndGet instead of #getAndAdd

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you'd think the MC client would be able to deny packets saying to mount an entity on itself, though

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IT FRICKIN WORKS

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yeeeeet

deft tapir
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does anyone know of a good plugin to limit how many animals you can tame per player?

peak kite
barren monolith
limber knotBOT
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Selling sexy sheep $10

golden gust
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I'm not welsh

charred hound
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Iโ€™m interested

golden gust
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But if I was, I'd already have a herd of them

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(Have... and had...)

limber knotBOT
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Whore.

jagged egret
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what is up with the preparing spawn area percentages on 0% in 1.14

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they print out like 20 lines of 0% then jump to 100% in 3 lines lol

peak kite
jagged egret
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i hate writing documentation

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like a lot

peak kite
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I think plugin devs should demand documentation as payment for making the plugin.

jagged egret
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okay so I made a public plugin

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you must now document it @peak kite

peak kite
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What plugin?

jagged egret
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PacketEntityAPI

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and MultiLineAPI

peak kite
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There are TONS of github content that could use documentation that many people know and can add, but don't simply because the authors don't ask their users to do this.

golden gust
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I mean, projects often ask for support with documentation

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I know that I've pointed out several times that help with that would be nice, especially as we don't really have the time to deal with it all

peak kite
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Oh apis, well thats different. is it open source? it is. ok, make sure you mention that your users should help document your api/plugin. ask them to make a issue on github or submit a new README.md file or something EASY. i don't know. I just know no one asks this of users, and they don't do it so documentation stops.

wide chasm
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You can open up a GitHub wiki for all users to edit as well if you want.

peak kite
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why dizzin't duscord dew spiel cheacking?

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You can, but that is not easy. EASY.

wide chasm
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How is that not easy?

peak kite
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Because writing it all in a issue thread, or a new/edited README file and attaching it to a issue thread is easier,

wide chasm
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That sounds harder tbh

jagged egret
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mfw I think MLAPI updates succesfully on the first try doubt

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mfw it actually is broken for some reason ๐Ÿ˜’

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ngl i kinda hate this project

void void
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lol

jagged egret
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at least one of the renderers still works so that eliminates a lot of the potential problems sources

neon dagger
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Anyone having weird freezing issues with Java on Windows 10? Do I need to like uninstall and reinstall or something?

placid thicket
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got a crash report? which version of java are you using? 32/64 bit?

void void
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asking nano for details

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prepare for rabbithole journey

limber knotBOT
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dafaq is beerspigot?

void void
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lmao

limber knotBOT
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ah, fucking hell

void void
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you cant support that

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tell him to fuck off

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what is this shit man, why do they do this

peak kite
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He named them for the things hes gonna buy with the money.

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beer... .. stellar (telescope?)

void void
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๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Seems plausible

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stellar is probably stellar lumens :D :D :D

limber knotBOT
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well, that's good

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no info

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just doesn't load

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fucking custom forks, man..

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I'd probably support TacoSpigot, maybe

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that's about as far as I go, though

peak kite
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dont feed the fork trolls.

static badge
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the best fork

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is obviously

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concrete kappa

limber knotBOT
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who would'a thought Leaf would promote his own fork? :P

static badge
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part of me wants to really just privatize it and kick the living shit out of whatever garbage is out there :>

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need to be 1.8 though feelsChromosomeMan fuck that

void void
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LMAO

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This is ridiculous, I'm reading more

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Stellar is his "best spigot"

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Beer is his "lowest tier" spigot

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Elapsed is his "middle tier" spigot

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He sells them all

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So ten bucks beer is just stellar with features ripped out and so on

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Dudes fucking banking on some bullshit

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I need to do this

jagged egret
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wait where is this

golden gust
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Yea

golden gust
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Ez way to get cash is to basically be a douche

void void
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MCMarket is full of people selling custom spigot forks

golden gust
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Vertanzil must be rolling in jt

void void
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And saying they have amazing features and no lag etc etc etc

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Gets all the kids to whip out mommy's credit card

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I swear

jagged egret
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oh gosh

void void
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im jealous ngl

golden gust
jagged egret
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I fixed mlapi btw fingerguns I was adding every tag line to the map of spawned lines when the entity spawned even though it wasn't necessarily visible at the time of spawning

golden gust
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Making it transfer stuff like git repos probably wasn't the best idea looking back

jagged egret
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lost a hard drive today, too

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fun times :P

golden gust
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I was there other week, it sucks man

jagged egret
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Yea

merry talon
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my mom has 18 years of family photos on some 10k rpm drive from like 2009

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won't take me seriously

jagged egret
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well that's because you're Sweepy

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Luckily it's not a very important drive, just the one on the computer I used to use for all of my projects and everything. I figure anything I haven't touched in the last year that I haven't been using it isn't important so I'm not upset

void void
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oh would ypou look at that

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he sells something lower than beerspigot

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cannonspigot

jagged egret
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It is a hard drive and luckily the computer also had an SSD that we'd been using for the OS for along time

void void
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this fucker

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i swear to god

peak kite
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so it wants a cannon too?

golden gust
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I mean, it could be worse

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Imagine if it was an iMac

void void
static badge
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this is marketing

void void
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yeah it is, but i hate it and him

merry talon
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quick someone start a selection of papers

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with the top tier being cardboard

static badge
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if I really had infinite time I'd just make a 1.8 fork and sell it for $5

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undercut literally everyone

merry talon
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I wonder how much he is selling them for

static badge
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.g cannonspigot

limber knotBOT
golden gust
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I honestly considered maintaining a public fork of 1.8 when I was stuck on it myself

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Kinda figured I wasn't sure if I wanted to deal with the majority of people still on such a version

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Oh god

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Is that the one which literally coppied viaversion over

void void
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lmao

wild sapphire
peak dirge
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lol

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I should be sleazy af, just take Velocity, bolt on the BungeeCord API, and sell it on MCM as an "optimized" BungeeCord

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"420.69% performance boost over BungeeCord!" "66.6% boost over Waterfall!"

neon dagger
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@placid thicket @void void Sorry for the delay, and if I knew where to look I'd send it. But the thing is my whole PC freezes, and I have to restart.

peak dirge
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Then make ten different "versions" of it with little minor tweaks

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And for shits and giggles, one version will simply be Waterfall under a different name

neon dagger
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Also @void void you don't even know me, how dare you.

placid thicket
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First things first, what are your computer specs.
Second are you having issues with the client? Or a server?

neon dagger
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Client, could even be Java it self. I've never had any crashes like this b4 only started happening after updating W10, I updated Java to see if the problem gets resolved. So I'll come back here if I run into it. (And yes turns out it was out of date oof.)

jagged egret
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What's a good way to distinguish interfaces from actual implementation

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I have the I prefixes on the interface but I don't like how lengthy it makes some code

void void
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dont use I<Name> in java

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thats some C# shit

jagged egret
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yeah I want to move away from it

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but dunno what else to do ๐Ÿค”

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should I just add Impl to all of the implementation classes? That feels worse

celest coyote
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craftbukkit uses Craft... naming

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just make something up

golden gust
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With java, it's generally the implementation classes that get a more specific name vs the interfaces, etc

jagged egret
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I just did an Impl suffix

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What unit is the velocity vector of an entity in?

tawdry coyote
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meters per seconds? I think it's meters per something

golden gust
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pretty much

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1 meter = 1 block

jagged egret
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gotcha

static badge
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metres per tick

jagged egret
#

Okay so Wiki.vg says that a falling block's object data is determined by BlockID | (Metadata << 12) however, blocks do not have numeric data anymore - does anyone know how this would be computed?

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Oo never mind I think I might be onto something

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if anyone was wondering there's a method in NMS's Block that converts an IBlockData to an int and vice versa

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via a registry

golden gust
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Block#getCombinedID

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and, getByCombinedId

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*static methods

#

I installed Catalina on a volume, Kiiinda not sure too well if I wanna stay; Few odd game here and there I'd need to reboot to play, but overall, everything else appears to be fine outside of the annoyance of the new perm system

icy apex
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rip I keep on getting an error

jagged egret
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well what's the error

icy apex
jagged egret
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You've disabled compression I think

golden gust
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You have a bad chunk

jagged egret
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will go back to coding and let the experts speak :P

golden gust
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Basically, there is too much in it to be sent to the client,vanilla issue, basically

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You'd basically need to work out what chunk is busted and try to clean it up

icy apex
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hmm

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would entities count?

golden gust
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Yes

icy apex
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because It applies to everyone on the server

golden gust
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Wait, maybe

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I can't remember if entities are sent there or not, I wanna say no

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More TileEntities

icy apex
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does that mean the world is damaged?

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or crupt?

golden gust
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Basically, there is something in that chunk, e.g. a chest; Which is overfilled with data

icy apex
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ah

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can I compress the data stream?

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like set the compression level?

golden gust
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No, compression has nothing to do with it

icy apex
#

oh

golden gust
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You need to try and clean up the chunk

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External tools might be able to help, e.g. mcedit

icy apex
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any recommendations on how?

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ah

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would slimefun contribute to that issue?

golden gust
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if you don't mind a level of dataloss, you can see if there is an oversized file in the world folder for the affected world

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Shouldn't do

icy apex
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I take backups every night

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so

jagged egret
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slimefun's code is garbage tho, IIRC. Wouldn't cause chunk corruption but could very well cause performance issues

icy apex
#

ah

jagged egret
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You could just revert to a backup then, no?

icy apex
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could I revert to 3 days ago?

jagged egret
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or even just that one specific gigantic file

icy apex
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when the world was okay

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ah

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I thought it was a plugin issue

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how would I prevent this from happening again?

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How would I use mcedit if I can't spawn in the game?

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because I believe it involves selecting using an in game item

golden gust
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mcedit is an external tool

icy apex
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yes

golden gust
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(You'd need to download your world if it's on a shared host or another server, basically)

icy apex
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I host it localy

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I don't think mcedit is for 1.14 though

golden gust
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basically, mcedit is just a program which can modify the world, it doesn't care about the limitations of vanilla

icy apex
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okay

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also if you have a really bad internet connection (4mbs upload) what compression level would you recommend?

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for my server?

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oh so I should download the world localy?

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oh

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I understand now

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also what size would you consider as "oversized"?

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because under region data the biggest file is 8.7 MIBs

warm sequoia
static badge
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more than 1MiB per chunk is oversized

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regions contain 32x32 chunks so you're not going to get that info looking at regionfile size

icy apex
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where should I look then?

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under data?

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because nothing is over 6KiBs

static badge
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entities are sent in chunk sending cat, but as separate packets

icy apex
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okay

static badge
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uh I've no idea how to find that from mcedit shrug_animated

icy apex
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so can I just delete the entity folder?

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xD

static badge
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I've been meaning to write a simple regionfile tool but haven't gotten around it

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if you load the oversized chunk it will be logged in console

icy apex
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ah

static badge
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and given you said you were kicked you probably loaded it

jagged egret
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deleting the entity folder would not help (afaik) becuase this is a PacketPlayOutMapChunk, not a PacketPlayOutSpawnEntity<whatever>

icy apex
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I think my spawn location is right in it

static badge
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so check the console

jagged egret
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meaning it's a chunk issue not an entity issue, right?

icy apex
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it dosen't tell me much in the console

static badge
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anything at all about an oversized chunk

icy apex
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I get this error when I connect: io.netty.handler.codec.encoderexception java.lang.runtimeexception

static badge
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if it's at spawn you will need to check earlier in the log

icy apex
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(this is the cilent error message)

jagged egret
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can we just see the whole server log please

icy apex
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I ment my spawn in location

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okay

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one sec

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have to open up vnc

static badge
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.g 2205120 / (1024 ^ 2)

limber knotBOT
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1024 is the natural number following 1023 and preceding 1025.
1024 is a power of two: 210 (2 to the tenth power). It is the nearest power of two from decimal 1000 and senary 100006 (decimal 1296).
1024 is the smallest number with exactly 11 divisors (but note that there are s...

static badge
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shit

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.wa 2205120 / (1024 ^ 2)

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Exact result: 34455/16384 - Decimal form: 2.10296630859375 - https://is.gd/k5gu4a

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2MiB

peak kite
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I wonder if ,,,
.wa Prove 1024 is the natural number following 1023 and preceding 1025.

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

icy apex
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.wa

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.wa help

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) No results.

icy apex
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.wa 1+1

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Result: 2 - https://is.gd/BoMRmA

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icy apex
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wow

static badge
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the log you showed is not an oversized packet

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it's well idk there's no stacktrace

icy apex
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okay

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io.netty.handler.codec.encoderexception java.lang.runtimeexception

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this is what the client says

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when I connect through minecraft

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I fixed it

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thank you so much

limber knotBOT
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man here come videogames straying me off the path the good Lord intended for me

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saying that mines are not suitable pets

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fuck you videogame, I'm not a part of your system, man

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you can't deny my love

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they just so... pettable

white wraith
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@icy apex As a developer of a creative server, people occasionally worldedit a bunch of player heads into a chunk (head NBT is loaded as soon as the chunk is sent), causing it to be oversized even if the server loads the chunk just fine. In case you want a more permanent solution to fixing those kinds of chunks, you would need a mod that makes minecraft ignore the packet size limit, although that obviously requires some knowhow to create.

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Sorry if thats not relevant, I didn't read the conversation very carefully

void void
limber knotBOT
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nossr50: you need a bouncer, sir :P

icy apex
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@white wraith No thats extremely relevant, my friend thought it was funny to spawn thousands of heads in this one world

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I that that might of broken it

white wraith
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Around 4-5k heads in a single chunk (somewhere around a subchunk, I don't know the exact amount) will cause this to happen

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So yes, be careful with lots of player heads

white wraith
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actually its around 1.7k per chunk

cosmic raft
void void
cosmic raft
void void
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no. why

cosmic raft
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lol

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:D

void void
#

cleans armpits with the bridge

placid thicket
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What's up with dashflo? Out of the loop

void void
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it's deploys lol

placid thicket
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Still out of the loop

void void
#

their DB servers would constantly go down under the guise of maintenance, but they were actually just straight up down; same with their game servers. And then there's all of those points

placid thicket
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Noice

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Staying far away from that

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Thanks for the heads up

void void
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yup dude rebranded it as dashflo to try and hide but at the bottom of the page it still says deploys cause he's a retard

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owner is like 17 which explains most of it

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@soft wing <-- this dude :D

placid thicket
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Aren't some of those actually serious crimes?

static badge
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oh is there drama here again?

placid thicket
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Lol of course he's in this discord

cosmic raft
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in the event they change it

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there's a screenshot

void void
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i would say that GDPR and ICO violations are pre srs crimes, yeah

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but anyway yeah heads up, he's back and trying to get people to buy again

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moving on

placid thicket
static badge
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gdpr kappa

tawdry coyote
void void
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im really not sure what the thought process is but regardless, very dangerous company to host with

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it's quite scary to say that, b/c they ARE a registered company

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so be careful

hallow pike
void void
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Do you accept walk-ins?

static badge
#

is that some doxing?

void void
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it's public information

static badge
#

welp

void void
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i wanted to see if it was a real office or a house like i suspected

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it's a house

placid thicket
#

mezz has the discord +1 as his status. i cant unsee it and i cant do anything about it. this is infuriating...

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that moment when you have console open while doing something else and out of the corner of your eye you see sudden spam and panic but its just the server autorestarting lefbad

limber knotBOT
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Simple, it's not hard to be a registered company

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I am a registered company ๐Ÿ˜‚

static badge
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you're literally retarded

limber knotBOT
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Right!

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So wanna give my some monezys to host your Minecraft surbers?!

void void
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i never said it was hard

placid thicket
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but as a regestered company cant he be charged for what he has done?

#

especially because ignoring GDRP in the UK is a big nono?

limber knotBOT
#

No clue how the UK has implemented GDPR

#

But yes, generally you could use

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Sue

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In praxis that's rather hard

#

In Germany we are just starting the first lawsuits over our implementation of GDPR (dsgvo)

placid thicket
#

you ever just...

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person had their PC reset by a friend. they want to know what happened to their MC folder

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were told it was erased because reset, restore from backup

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asked where they could find the backup folder on their computer

void void
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lol

placid thicket
#

like sorry m8. don't keep your backups on the same media that it is backing up maybe?

void void
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lol

placid thicket
#

but seriously though, whats with all the necro posts on the forums lately?

void void
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lol

raven yoke
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What kind of exploits does paper patch?

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And bugs? Is there a list somewhere?

lean lava
rugged salmon
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Performance issues ๐Ÿ˜„

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About GDPR - you should contact company first and ask them to adjust their policies, if they refuse you can escalate issue to EU DPO

next dock
arctic ocean
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Can i ask something?, what is this plugin?, it print my character on image, sorry about my bad English ~~"

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look very cool :3

vestal jasper
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Might be bannerboard

arctic ocean
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wow, thank you very much ๐Ÿ˜„

young badger
rugged salmon
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Nice plugin

mortal marsh
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Wow alot of chinese language xD

rugged salmon
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Can't we all just get along? XD

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Just between ton of Chinesse

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epic

rugged salmon
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@rizic What do you mean, read those issues, use Google Translate, these threads are clearly ANTI-China.

A Chinese botnet started spamming for obvious reasons.
And anti-Chinese botnet started counter-spamming.

It seems the Chinese one stopped, but the anti-China one hasn't.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOL

quasi valley
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wait wot happened with n++ that people are angeri?

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or where can I find the fire (/text)

quasi valley
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oh noice

old badge
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rip notepad++'s issue tracker

quasi monolith
placid thicket
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Customer:ย (angrily)ย "You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?"
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I love this

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Me:ย "Do you know what the registry is?"

Friend:ย "Oh, yes. I take the registry apart and put it back together all the time."
worthy ferry
shell vine
grave zinc
placid thicket
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be pokemon go
Feature eevee with a hat for two months instead of alternating legendary every month
Players are pissed
Announce the end after two months
Replace for another month with an eevee with a different hat instead of a legendary

left swift
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playing Pokemon go

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Pokemon go to the polls sir

golden gust
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Ingress > Pokemon go

placid thicket
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Still millions of players

left swift
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Fake news Chinese bots

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I'm jk

placid thicket
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But let's give a dirt common pokemon with a hat as a 7 day bonus for two months then replace it with the same dirt common pokemon with a different hat for another month

golden gust
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.rekt

limber knotBOT
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โ˜‘ Grand Rekt Auto V

left swift
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I like hats

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Is it a nice hat?

placid thicket
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But wouldn't you rather a rare pokemon with a hat rather than the most common one in the game

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It was a flower crown for two months and now is a purple santa hat for a month

left swift
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Nice

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Skipped Halloween straight to xmas

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I'm more outraged there's no skull hat or pumpkin hat

void void
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epic

left swift
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#boycott

placid thicket
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All the pokemon that did get Halloween costumes can't evolve (even though they normally could) and therefore are useless

left swift
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Woah u have snapchat on ur snapchat friends list do they snap you snapchats?

void void
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ya i have 1200 day streak with the team

placid thicket
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Wait, it's not a Santa hat, just a different version of the flower hat

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Awesome

main juniper
void void
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that's... not paper?

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either way good luck with your memory leak

main juniper
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Yes, this is forge, just looking for any help.

pulsar wigeon
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numbers big must be memory leak

main juniper
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@slim nymph help pls))

golden gust
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Read the rules...

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This is the paper discord; The only real advice we can give you if you believe there is a memory leak is to wait until a point in time where the leak will be apparent in a dump, and look where/what is using memory

main juniper
left swift
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Why would u ping

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Isn't there a forums or a discord or an irc for forge?

heady spear
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If you allocate a lot of memory and the server uses a lot of memory then... that's a good thing ๐Ÿ˜

left swift
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Or an issue tracker

placid thicket
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You would be better off finding a FTB discord or go to their Reddit

void void
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20000 iq lmao

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let's ping random person with completely random topic to them

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๐ŸŽ‰

heady spear
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@void void Hey can you help me unclog my drain?

void void
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ya, wya

finite cloud
left swift
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@heady spear I have this mole on my back can u tell me if it's cancerous

heady spear
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It is

left swift
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Finally

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I can use Reddit now

void void
timid rapids
grim kernel
placid thicket
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Step 1: find highest ranking person in room
Step 2: ping with useless message
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit

quasi valley
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just ping wiz, that's as good of an answer as you can get ๐Ÿ“

left swift
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Wiz is a really nice person that helps everyone that pings him

placid thicket
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Overheard in a software shop:

Woman #1:ย "What this Linux thing?"

Woman #2:ย "It's a program that if you have it on your computer, you can't turn the computer off."

Woman #1:ย "Oh."
void void
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mfw

placid thicket
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Back in the early nineties, when I was doing PC/LAN support, I was approached by a nervous salesman. He was very concerned because Excel did not work on his computer anymore. I asked when it had stopped working and what he had done. He explained that he had tried to speed Excel up by deleting some spreadsheet files that he did not need, hoping that that would boost performance.
Now, whenever a user gets into trouble after deleting something, this usually needs immediate attention. So I asked him to tell me exactly what he deleted. The horrifying answer was that he had used the File Manager to delete all Excel files he found -- you know, files of type EXE.
I went pale. He said, "That was bad, huh?"
cedar spade
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time for an obligatory "sounds like lack of braincells"

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sounds like lack of braincells

placid thicket
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All the paper and plugin devs here will appreciate this one...

A member of getacoder.com posted and asked for someone to write an operating system for him. It had to have all the features of Windows XP Professional. In return, he would be willing to pay $20 to $100.
The listing:
I need someone to program me a new OS (Operasting System) that looks different than Ms Windows XP etc. but has the same style. It does not need to run on a mac but all the other PCs. It's supposed to have a stylish look with clear edges etc. And ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED WINDOWS as I'm going to sell that operating system later on. These are some important points :
It should have ALL THE FEATURES that Windows Xp Professional has. ALL the files that run on Windows XP ust also run on the BlueOrb OS. It must have a very user-friendly interface (like MS WINDOWS XP) When it gets Installed, the user needs to insert a serial number. It HAS to be HACKER SAFE! It must be quick and good looking.
golden gust
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Tbh, sounds like some kid has probably told his parents that he needs to keep his computer on

peak kite
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So this dude wants someone to code him a OS that he only pays 100 for but can resell to everyone for 100 each.. sounds like someone took one of those "rich dad poor dad" seminars.

left swift
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not a redesigned windows xp so I can sell it later

quaint zealot
placid thicket
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Electronic I'll pay you $15 to make me a paper-foege hybrid. Its gotta be closed source so I can sell it. It needs to be ready in 2 weeks

quaint zealot
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how much you gonna sell it for

quasi valley
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10 at best, pff

placid thicket
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$30

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The exposure is worth more than the money though. You'll be able to get so many contracts like this

quaint zealot
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Are you joking because I can't tell.

proud lance
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Wow, cat, if you do this, I will also buy based on the exposure by flanigomik

placid thicket
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This is not a joke. No scam

ornate spindle
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why would he need exposure when he is already known

placid thicket
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Clearly not known enough if he's not getting paid

golden gust
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God, I could take that $15 and buy the rope I'd be long tryna saught from working on such a project

dusk drift
ornate spindle
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yeah cb + forge is such a pain in the ass

heady spear
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I'll shout you out if you make me a paper clone

left yacht
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that is the most stupid thing

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I have ever read

heady spear
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I need it for my server but I don't want mojang code

left yacht
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in this chat

dusk drift
proud lance
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I want a 100% multithreaded minecraft server written in assembly and can run across multiple servers

heady spear
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yes so I want minecraft server for 1.7 to 1.14.4 but I don't want mojang code but I want all of paper API to work so I don't have to buy new plugins

peak kite
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Dowd, with seamless migration...

heady spear
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but I can't pay you so I'll shout you out on my insta

proud lance
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of course

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ill shout you out on myspace

placid thicket
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Yes, my paper forge hybrid can't have any Mojang or forge code but must work with all forge mods and all clients between 1.1 and 1.15

peak kite
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I can't pay either, but I'll tell my mom about you in an email.

ornate spindle
heady spear
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100% multithreaded meaning each operation is carried out on a separate thread? thinking_gun

quasi valley
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while we are at it - you should pay me for giving you such a nice task

placid thicket
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I'll be willing to give you an extra $5 in subway gift cards if you can also make it work with bedrock

heady spear
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100% multithreaded meaning each operation is carried out on a separate thread? thinking_gun