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warped spear
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unlike traditional rendering pipeline you can define the input and output

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the downside of this is you basically have to code everything for it yourself

void void
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ok

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hold up

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you need to understand minecraft internals before you can even understand those two things lmao

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you literally cannot

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ok anyway

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back to what im doing

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fuck off

woven otter
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wow

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nice

vestal jasper
woven otter
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looks like a ban?

warped spear
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best way to learn mnecrafts internals

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?

void void
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read the code?

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sry

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i joined their server and told them to fuck off

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i didnt know

warped spear
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was hoping someone had a guide made on this

woven otter
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isn't it common sense to not advertise?

warped spear
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guess ill go and read through all this crap class by class

void void
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no there is no guide for what you want to do if there was then what you're talking about would have been done before

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this is probably not a cs project you want to undertake as a first year student

warped spear
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oh i just mean on how minecraft renders its chunks

void void
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you should do something not so ridiculous

warped spear
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I have several months and unlimited coffee i got this

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just need documentation

acoustic basin
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Sorry about kame btw

void void
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yea ok

woven otter
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was he banned lel

warped spear
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probabbly

ornate mist
ornate mist
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goodbye spigot

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dont let the door hit you on the way out

vestal jasper
fallen oracle
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Nice.

austere ivy
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Nice.

placid thicket
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Paper for Minecraft Earth when?

peak dirge
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) An update on Canyon, my optimized CraftBukkit Beta 1.7.3 derivative : GoldenAgeMinecraft - 0 comments, 5 points - tuxed, 2h ago

placid thicket
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Well shit

slim nymph
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Describe your sex life with an HTTP response status code : ProgrammerHumor - 256 comments, 775 points - offshoreaccount2018, 1d ago

static badge
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413 kappa

void void
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more like 402

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peak dirge
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I'm more of a 204 myself

slim nymph
void void
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connection refused, i dont even get to the http

peak dirge
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Sex life: "Connection reset by peer"

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That means "fuck this shit, you ain't giving good sex"

void void
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yep, it's a struggle

peak dirge
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But maybe EAGAIN?

static badge
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errno.h OMEGALUL

grizzled hearth
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What is the right channel to resolve an indecision about plugin desing

void void
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There isn't one on this discord it would be off-topic, so here

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But you may get ignored all the same

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Because this is off-topic

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But also people here love sharkattacking code so go for it :^)

grizzled hearth
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fair enough

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So im working on this thing and i was wondering what should be the best way to trigger this? Custom helmet as "googles" or just a plain cmd?

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Maybe is not plugin desing lul

celest coyote
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pretty sure you need a client mod for that

grizzled hearth
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?

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For what?

celest coyote
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oh wait you have this working?

grizzled hearth
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Yes

celest coyote
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oh nvm im dumb

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you should make this trigger when someone looks at the block

grizzled hearth
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Just the way to "enable" it or make it pup up

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With special block as helmet to simulate googles?

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Or just plain looking at?

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Wouldnt be laggy to listen to move event to raytracing the block?

celest coyote
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nah it wouldn't be too laggy, might have trouble scaling to many people

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try making it async to enable and disable?

grizzled hearth
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BLock raytracing can be done async?

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I mean the preview is spawned with packets

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So that part can be async

peak dirge
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wtf is that

peak dirge
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A primitive plugin manager integrated into Bukkit

static badge
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huh

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its own plugin

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I can see why they would add one

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that devbukkit integration kappa

peak dirge
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1.8 beta lul

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just one version away kappa

sweet oxide
void void
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That code that literally goes through each plugin and checks for updates then spams the chat

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Love it

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Back then you couldn't scroll mc chat could you?

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So if you had more than 9 plugins ur fukd

valid rock
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Is there currently a stable spigot version of minecraft 1.12?

static badge
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paper 1.12.2

valid rock
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So when searching for a server, is it "paperspigot" or "spigot" ?

limber knotBOT
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@river imp Dye4 [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

void void
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paper 1.12.2 exists but is no longer supported

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goodnight people

vestal jasper
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Paper is a fork of spigot

grizzled hearth
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no shit sherlock

patent wraith
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Stepped on my cat again.

vestal jasper
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Feel free to read 5 lines of text above mine Maurice

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Before you comment peepoJuice

jaunty oriole
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why is it called fork? why not spoon?

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spork?!

void void
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inb4 someone "why not call it a copy smh"

peak kite
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lets call it a marklar

void void
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.ud marklark

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...

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what's that supposed to mean

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Marklar by Kyle - South Park - Starvin' Marvin in Space - length 30s - 31 likes, 3 dislikes (91.2%) - 4,695 views - cla cyr on 2019.03.07

void void
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ah, south park marklar

jaunty oriole
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marklar

celest jasper
golden gust
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rip

void void
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so catalina is being rolled out now? think

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18 hours ago

whole spear
mint belfry
mental olive
grizzled hearth
limber knotBOT
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oooooooooooooooof

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I think I finally found the reason my production pods restart every 16 hours

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I have been searching for that ever since we went live, almost 4 weeks ago

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turns out, I use a lib we build internally which uses a lib for session replication which uses a lib to do kubernetes pings, that library uses a json lib, and that json lib has a memory leak.....

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turns out, that memory leak was fixed 3 years ago

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and also turns out, the internal lib was updated to include other dependency updates that include the fix for the leak

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and my boss, who initially included the lib already included a outdated version at the very start...

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rip

woven otter
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paper forums needs some love

woven cosmos
sly venture
celest coyote
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well mini

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atleast you got an easy fix

long egret
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How many players do you guys think a server could host if it has these specs:

- 192GB of ram dedicated
- 2 Cpus Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2680 v4 @ 2.4GHz, speed: 2400MHz
And internet speed is:
- 200mbps in download
- 800mbps in upload
- ping: 11ms```
limber knotBOT
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depends on the amount of servers that you have on there

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easy fix

long egret
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right right

limber knotBOT
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resolution time 4 weeks

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and like, I haven't even validated that this is the cause for the restarts

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that I will know in 16 hours 😂

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you could try to trigger the memory leak manually or something like that

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how? :D

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I have a cluster of pods, they share some cache, to discover new cluster members a lib does a kubernetes ping (whatever that is)

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to read the ping (and get a list of pods in the namespace), the lib has to parse json

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that parsing is done with a leaky lib

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parse lots of json?

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and then see if it goes down or something xD

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I don't parse json

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(well, I do, thats the main thing the app does :D but not using that lib)

nova badge
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Oooooofff

limber knotBOT
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wow, more great news, ill be getting skype for business until the end of the year \o/

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and win10 in the next weeks

quasi valley
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skype monkaS

pulsar wigeon
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ew

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you don't work at a hip place that uses slack?

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mfw

limber knotBOT
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we use ibm sametime

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dont ask

pulsar wigeon
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what the fuck even

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and i thought i worked for a big outdated bureaucracy

limber knotBOT
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nothing beats insurances :D

pulsar wigeon
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that explains a lot

limber knotBOT
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but hey, we have a cloud strategy now!!!111

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its actually not that bad, most of our software runs on openshift/kubernetes/docker, devs have access to console and logs for all stages, new stuff is written in spring, not jboss, lifes good

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once I got win10 and a laptop upgrade I don't have much to complain (since with win10 we also get outlook, ibm lotus notes is a shitshow)

nova badge
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We use teams here

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Microsoft told us they were rebranding skype for business and handed us that.

pulsar wigeon
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is that much different from skype

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i mean, skype for business was just lynx getting rebranded with skype :^)

nova badge
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With support for meetings, personal calls, group calls with screenshare/voice just like skype

pulsar wigeon
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i recognize the skype icons

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very different UI tho i guess

nova badge
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Comes with dark mode, 10/10

wide chasm
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The UI looks better from last time I've used it, so that's good.

quasi valley
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slack is sexy, but they replaced their nice default avatars with these eggheads a few weeks ago

limber knotBOT
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hey, can someone help me?

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depends on your question

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i have guishopplus installed but i want to use the sell hand function from essentials not guishopplus's command

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you can use the commands.yml to specify which plugin should be used for which command

crude sluice
limber knotBOT
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can someone give me an example of how that would work?

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.g bukkit wiki commands.yml

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(phoenix616) https://bukkit.gamepedia.com/Commands.yml -- Commands.yml - Official BukkitWiki: "commands.yml is a configuration file that houses custom defined aliases and ... Bukkit Commands - If a matching plugin command is not found, the..."

BukkitWiki

commands.yml is a configuration file that houses custom defined aliases and command block overrides for your CraftBukkit server.
The command block override system provides a quick and easy way to force the server to use the commands provided by Mojang (as opposed to the ones ...

void void
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when 1.15 will be realised?

radiant heron
quasi valley
unreal quarry
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Next week

celest coyote
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december 31st

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Tomorrow

quasi valley
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november 31st

pulsar wigeon
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yesterday

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idk what we're talking about but i wanted to join in

merry orchid
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does anyone know how i can change my ip numbers to something like mineplex.net

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you know..

pulsar wigeon
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buy a domain name

merry orchid
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i tried but once i join my domain server it fairly crashes my pc

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making my wifi disconnect

dusk drift
woven otter
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Did you really 🤔

vestal jasper
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Oh boy

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🍿

lone pulsar
merry orchid
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nevermind i got it to work ^^

haughty bear
warped spear
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it sucks the sugar lobby blocked miraculin

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we might have diet soda that was good

pulsar wigeon
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soda
good

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LUL

warped spear
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well miraculin (stuff in miracle berrys)

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you could literally just have sour carbonated water with it

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and it would taste sweet

pulsar wigeon
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or...

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hear me out here

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or we could drink water

woven otter
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miraculin is crazy stuff

pulsar wigeon
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and eat crispy roast duck

woven otter
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we could cook wiz

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it has health benefits

pulsar wigeon
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it probably does tbh

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like, i'd be dead

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which is a huge benefit

woven otter
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well not for you though

pulsar wigeon
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what makes you think that

woven otter
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well can you really call it a health benefit if you're dead

pulsar wigeon
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i mean being dead is probably more healthy than being alive tbh

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think of all the terrible things that happen to living people

woven otter
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true

pulsar wigeon
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physically and mentally, being alive can suck a lot right

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but dead people, they're fucking a-ok 100% of the time

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like when's the last time you saw a dead person get sick?

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and no i'm not talking about zombie fiction

wide chasm
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Shit, wiz is the genius we've all been searching for.

woven otter
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well yeah death cures everything

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hitler was actually doing world a favor

quasi valley
woven otter
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smh

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why are you playing inside

quasi valley
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cause I need a break of fishing duck

warped spear
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and Godwin's law strikes again

woven otter
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I think that applies to virtually any comparison

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or conversation topic

warped spear
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hitler or godwins law

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godwins law just says the longer a internet conversation goes on the more likely hitler is to come up

wide chasm
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Wouldn't that hold true for any topic?

warped spear
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well its more specifically a comparison

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"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1"

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this is the actual law

golden gust
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I mean, we have Z here

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He is (apparently) literally hitler

wide chasm
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I think that would still hold true for any comparison though

warped spear
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well its specifically refering to internet based discussions

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if you would like to extend it be my guest

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but I am just saying this is what it specifies

pulsar wigeon
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yea it does

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the rate of approach is likely to be low for many topics tho

wide chasm
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"Given an intial time period of 0 where the probability of a comparison being made to an object is 0, if the duration of the time period increases, the probability of the comparison to the object will increase also."

warped spear
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idk we were talking about miracle berrys and soda

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but hitler came up anyway

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so....

pulsar wigeon
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i mean it's hard to think about a topic that would be less likely to be brought up as a conversation reaches infinite length

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so lim_{n->inf} = 1 is probably true for most things

warped spear
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true

golden gust
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I mean, Wiz being a sweet loving person

warped spear
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but this derivation of that is particularly funny

golden gust
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Does that count?

pulsar wigeon
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:oof:

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i am a sweet loving person

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ask my girlfriend

warped spear
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so your right hand?

quasi valley
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quickly, someone ping him!

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phantom I'll give you 0€ if you ping wiz

warped spear
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come on dude didn't you mama tell you telling people talk to the hand is rude

wide chasm
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You'd have to give me a considerable amount of money for me to ping wiz.

pulsar wigeon
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earlier on the "bot" badge next to pheonix's name was offset by like 80px

quasi valley
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wot where is that 😂 ah paper-dev lol nice

golden gust
wide chasm
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Just blame Discord

pulsar wigeon
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i don't think discord ever tested conversations where the majority of messages are blocked

warped spear
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i feel like discord is getting progressively worse

pulsar wigeon
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implying discord was ever good

golden gust
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I don't think discord ever expected somebody to hate people as much as you do

warped spear
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i got a porn bot friend request the other day

pulsar wigeon
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>greentext
quasi valley
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sounds about right

warped spear
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that hasn't happened since my skype days

pulsar wigeon
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i don't hate people, i just don't care about them

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🙃

warped spear
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it was better than skype

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i never said it was good

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also I kinda hate they locked the audio behind a paywall now

quasi valley
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not that the initial amount has ever been nice, but didn't they only put the newly introduced options behind boosts?

warped spear
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pretty sure stock use to be 256kbps

pulsar wigeon
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yea i think they realized they weren't making enough money selling our data

warped spear
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now you need 2 boost for 128kbps

pulsar wigeon
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so they then decreased the defaults and added "increases" behind boosts

warped spear
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yup basicaly

limber knotBOT
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it's more like "their investors want to see stuff done to make profit"

tawdry coyote
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switching to slack when

pulsar wigeon
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fucking discord

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s/ sucks

warped spear
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it also sucks i can't just outright buy nitro boosts

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like maybe i just want to upgrade my server you know

quasi valley
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they apparently have their plans to make pricing and features worse

pulsar wigeon
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you can?

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just make a bunch of accounts and buy nitro on them

quasi valley
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already removed games

pulsar wigeon
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wait what

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is the game store thing gone?

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removed what now

quasi valley
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gimme a sec

golden gust
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They had a game store thing in discord

pulsar wigeon
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i have had that thing off since the day they added it

golden gust
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Yea, ditto

quasi valley
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So, after careful consideration, we won’t be hitting Continue when these contracts come up for renewal. The Nitro Games catalogue will be removed on October 15th, 2019.

pulsar wigeon
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ah ok

quasi valley
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tho not a single word on what they'll actually be adding, so

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

pulsar wigeon
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so they are just getting rid of the free games for nitro subs or w/e?

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not getting rid of the store completely by the look of it

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And because we don’t make money through ads, ad buyers are not our customers. Our customer is you! doubt

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just because we don't see ads in the client doesn't mean you're not making money off them

quasi valley
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lol

warped spear
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they log everything

woven otter
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wiz since you have a girlfriend do you block her too if she pings you

warped spear
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litrally everything

pulsar wigeon
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why would she ping me

woven otter
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or maybe you just end a relationship instantly

pulsar wigeon
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she's in my DMs :^)

tawdry coyote
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when the duck starts roasting you instead of you roasting the duck

celest coyote
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discord is actually trash for blocking people

woven otter
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are you saying ur fine with dms

golden gust
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How would you react if she went for the classroom style ping

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Throwing a bit of an eraser at you?

celest coyote
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its so dumb that if someone pings you and deletes the msg, you still get pinged

pulsar wigeon
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lol throwing erasers

woven otter
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what if she throws ping pong ball at you

pulsar wigeon
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it's ok kickash

quasi valley
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🏓

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well he obv blocks... the ball

pulsar wigeon
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if someone pings me and deletes the ping, there will be 3 more messages from people telling me who i have to block :^)

tawdry coyote
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personally i prefer the medieval rock-through-window style ping

quasi valley
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I prefer stonings, the best kind of pinging

woven otter
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I prefer someone sending packets to me

tawdry coyote
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that's why I use UDP ree

quasi valley
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I'll send empty packages to your house

woven otter
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I'll send full packages

quasi valley
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oh monkaS

pulsar wigeon
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packets of anthrax?

woven otter
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full of air

pulsar wigeon
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packets of duck sauce

woven otter
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packets of wiz sauce

quasi valley
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oh perfect

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you might as well send yourself after that, duck

pulsar wigeon
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wiz sauce ;)

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do you want some wiz sauce duck

woven otter
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sound myself thonk

quasi valley
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no u

woven otter
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no I will send you wiz in a box

quasi valley
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hopefully without his sauce

pulsar wigeon
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what if i am a box

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would you send a box in a box

woven otter
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yes ur a box

pulsar wigeon
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i am

quasi valley
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return to sender

woven otter
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I'll send a box in a box in a box .. to infinity

quasi valley
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if wiz is a box I'll just aggressively cut him open

pulsar wigeon
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huh, i can't find it now

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i used to have a picture of me wearing a box

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was an in-joke with some people a while ago

quasi valley
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ah rip

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I only have this beautiful pic of a friend from a few years back

limber knotBOT
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Man, organs are a great way to test sound systems, lol

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(MiniDigger) interstellar "First Step" Hans Zimmer soundtrack - church Organ / piano cover epic - length 4m 12s - 127,384 likes, 1,173 dislikes (99.1%) - 7,221,744 views - David Robertshaw on 2016.03.12

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Listen to that with some nice bass

quasi valley
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ohh I've always wanted to play on one

pulsar wigeon
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it was something like that but an amazon shipping box instead of a paper bag kenny

limber knotBOT
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I played on organs before

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You feel like a god

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Sooo much power, especially on the food pedals (where the reeesaally low notes are normally)

woven otter
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interesting

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how do you get access to an organ though

pulsar wigeon
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walk into a church and ask

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"hey daddy can i borrow your organ uwu"

quasi valley
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I live 20 meters from a church with one, but the people there are, meh doot

woven otter
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smh

pulsar wigeon
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i mean..."Father could I please play on this beautiful instrument"

quasi valley
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he'll probably let you play the instrument you wouldnt want to play

pulsar wigeon
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which one is that :^)

quasi valley
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uh I forgot something in the oven, gotta go

limber knotBOT
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My mother is really active in the church

pulsar wigeon
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really active huh

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with the father's organ?

limber knotBOT
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Lol

woven otter
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is she playing with organs

void void
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Anyone want a freelance project to work on, I don't have time.

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I have a client and his outline

pulsar wigeon
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are you trying to subcontract it

void void
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no

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well

pulsar wigeon
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or like, pass a reference

quasi valley
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I only work if the money is paid in advance and if I dont have to work

void void
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idk, I don't want money from it, i want to pass it on

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I work by the hour, but it doesn't matter - work hasn't started yet, I just had him write a project outline; if you want it you're free to talk to him, set your own quote, and go by your own guidelines

tawdry coyote
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is it unreasonable if i set my initial fees to that similar to a lawyer. idk i feel like you should have to pay just to talk to me /s

void void
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i mean, no

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that's called a consultation fee

pulsar wigeon
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the channel topic

quasi valley
void void
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are you telling me not to post about it here

pulsar wigeon
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🤦

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look up

quasi valley
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lol

void void
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wat lol

quasi valley
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ingenious

woven otter
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@void void what are we talking about here what kind of work is it

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@wet sun your avatar is wrong

wet sun
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oh my go

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you're the first person

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who actually noticed and pointed it out

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LOL

quasi valley
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ducks are just water chickens, change my mind

shell vine
woven otter
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lol thonk

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@quasi valley you belong submerged in water

quasi valley
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:(

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wat

woven otter
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ram?

pulsar wigeon
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100% of that is a lot of ram

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that's quite a ram

woven otter
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oh no

quasi valley
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much wam

woven otter
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maven should go away

pulsar wigeon
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poor ram

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they are pretty hardy creatures but they don't deserve to freeze

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it must be a cold winter

woven otter
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yes also imagine rams crashing

pulsar wigeon
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i mean they do that a lot

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the males will crash into each other with their horns

woven otter
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yes and with females using other horns

pulsar wigeon
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testosterone yknow

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nah the girls just watch and laugh at them

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it's like WSHH

woven otter
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or rather into females

quasi valley
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while the poor ram is freezing and crashing into another ram

woven otter
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now imagine 8 Great Britain rams crashing

pulsar wigeon
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that's a lot of horns

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a horny group crash

quasi valley
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well at least in Germany, that is

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and by what some people are telling, they once threatened to sue some 10 player server for having BedWars and EnderGames as names for their gamemodes

pulsar wigeon
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lmfao

quasi valley
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mind that they were and are the biggest network in Ger, having 10-20k players

pulsar wigeon
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is this gomme?

quasi valley
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yea

pulsar wigeon
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tools

woven otter
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interesting

heady spear
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🍍

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mars is hella broken and I hate mips and I wanna go to law school instead

pulsar wigeon
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have you tried google

heady spear
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IRC is like messenger for like super old people and also hipsters

quasi valley
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sounds accurate

woven otter
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what is mars and mips city

austere ivy
woven otter
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Mars like the planet?

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did you know

heady spear
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mars as in the crappy mips emulator

pulsar wigeon
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mars is a candy bar, duck

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it's delicious

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just like duck

austere ivy
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what

woven otter
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wiz

heady spear
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wiz stop spreading chocolate propaganda

woven otter
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u need to be pinged

heady spear
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Also mtm is like my favourite person in here

austere ivy
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Mars is a brand which owns a lot of candy companies, yeah?

woven otter
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pulsar wigeon
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u need to be roasted

woven otter
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u need to be roasted wiz

heady spear
woven otter
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oh hello 1990

heady spear
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I've made a custom exception handler which is fun and all IF it wasn't for the fucking fact that mars is completely fucking useless and doesn't work at all

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I just want to pass this bloody course and move on with my life but it's miserable

woven otter
heady spear
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Also we have to use an acemic article as a reference in the lab report and no one fucking writes about MIPS interrupts because no one uses the bloody architecture

woven otter
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wait are you writing instructions for MIPS

heady spear
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yes

woven otter
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must be fun

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share some stuff pls I want to see how fun it is

heady spear
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I mean the assembly part is fun, but mars being broken makes it considerably less fun :))

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oh also their memory protection is broken lol

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you can't jump to labels in userland when in kernel mode, but you can load the label address and then jump via the register

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because ??

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so j label is a big no no in mars, but

la $k0, label
jr $k0

works perfectly :)))

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then of course, kernel mode doesn't really work either way

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oh and it's great because you don't need to enable interrupts, they're ALWAYS ENABLED

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and impossible to disable :))

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also how to do you mess up nop? it literally does nothing wtf

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oh and some smartass thought that having inline literal expressions would be a bad idea so no |, nah use ori!

void void
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Duck add and pm me if you want I'll send you the outline and try and explain it the best I can, but I haven't done any work on it. I just have the outline

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If you take it, you'd have to chat to him and get more deets

golden gust
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I would just like to note for the record that simple smells

void void
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:C

pulsar wigeon
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cat smells too

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cats hate water, therefore cat never showers

woven otter
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wiz has the worst smell tho

heady spear
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why is wiz so hostile

pulsar wigeon
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duck has the best smell

woven otter
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ping and find out

pulsar wigeon
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smells like crispy roasted duck

void void
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and cats do number 2

heady spear
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doesn't he have some poor people to abuse for daring to ask questions? :/

void void
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so imagine

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.... ewwwwwww

golden gust
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In my defence, I didn't have anything to wipe with and well... simples rug looked like it would do a good clean

woven otter
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you should try wiz's carpet

stable matrix
fallen oracle
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What's up people

vestal jasper
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hi

woven otter
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Hello

heady spear
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I won't tell you what's up

radiant heron
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i probablby accidentally enabled something maybe?

heady spear
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is that just the motd?

radiant heron
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no it just spams my screen

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bunch of memory info and stuff

void void
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it spams while your server runs or while you're in ssh

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LMAO

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These are the new requirements for the keybase airdrop

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AND are from a country that didn't attack us when we tried last time

limber knotBOT
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wtf is a "keybas airdrop"?

void void
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the free lumens thing

limber knotBOT
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the wat?

void void
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free crypto

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they are giving away free crypto

limber knotBOT
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aaaah, a crypto scam, got it

void void
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'scam' lol

limber knotBOT
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I mean giving away free stuff that is worth nothing seems scamy to me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

void void
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It's worth quite a bit rn

limber knotBOT
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also a pre-mine is a scam too

void void
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wat

limber knotBOT
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how can it be worth anything if it wasn't even released yet?

void void
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???

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You can use lumens now

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I got my first drop, transferred to usd and withdrew to cash in the same day

limber knotBOT
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so what are they doing? just giving away money?

void void
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got 20 bucks free

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yeah, but there's more to it than just "it's free", the SDF is funding it to get more people interested in crypto

limber knotBOT
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they have terrible seo btw

void void
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idc if you wanna do it or not, if you dont, then i get more money each month

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the more people that sign up, the less each person gets

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so feel free to stay away

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:^0

limber knotBOT
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aaah, they are paying users to join their plattform, I see

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so it's litereally not an "airdrop"

void void
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i mean, it is for those who were using keybase already

limber knotBOT
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oh, and they are also paying to get your mobile number, nice

void void
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i use keybase anyway

limber knotBOT
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lmao "You must verify a phone number in a country that hasn't attacked us with fake accounts. The current list of acceptable countries is: Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Republic of Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, New Zealand , Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia,

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Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, United Kingdom, United States."

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they exclude like all the important countries

void void
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"Important"

limber knotBOT
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wait, that's the acceptable list

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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so how are lumens mined?

gray crane
void void
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It's not mining based - 100 billion were created at inception and 1% more are created annually and inflation is handled by voting or something, idk I'm not mad about stellar - I just get the lumens and exchange them

limber knotBOT
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so it is a pre-mine, lol

void void
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never said it wasn't, i said "wat" to your statement

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because i dont know wtf that is

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im not really their target audience, I get the lumens and i exchange it to fiat immediately

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im not trusting them with shit, i just take their moey

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money

limber knotBOT
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a pre-mine is when an entity creates a crypto currency, holds a certain amount of coins for themselves, then distributes some of them to people under some kind of assumption (like in this case: paying them to join the platform)

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if you build hype properly this will increase the value of that coin over time and you can slowly cash out the rest of the coins created in the beginning

void void
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i mean i guess but the point of stellar is not to join keybase, keybase is just supporting stellar

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SDF is the one who controls and made stellar afaik

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and also SDF is the one doing the 'airdrop'

limber knotBOT
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it's a scheme used by lots and lots of alt coin creators that can create hype but not a cool product

void void
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Keybase is just providing a way to use it

limber knotBOT
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(keybase might be a cool product though, I fail to see how the blockchain integrates with keybase though)

void void
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keybase just gives you a lumens wallet

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that's it

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like, a lumens wallet just comes with your keybase account

limber knotBOT
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so what can the coin do that others can't? xD

void void
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idk i think the main point is extremely fast transactions and extremely low transaction fee

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but like i said, i dont use lumens, i am just in the airdrop and i immediately transfer it to fiat

limber knotBOT
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so basically the same as every other crypto currency, lol

void void
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im just in this for the free money

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das it m8

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im not shilling them or anything

limber knotBOT
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wait, do the people behind it have something to do with ripple? Oo

void void
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no clue, and no clue what that is anyway

limber knotBOT
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another crypto currency that was completely pre-mine and people took massive offense to that

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and there were some other dodgy things about it iirc

woven otter
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there are like billion alt coins

limber knotBOT
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yeah, but ripple was the second largest one two years ago

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(briefly xD)

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oh, and they also got hit with a class action lawsuit for basically having an infinit ico, lol

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aah, Stellar is a Ripple fork managed by other people in a more "open" way (whatever that means in reality ¯_(ツ)_/¯)

void void
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dont know

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all i know is i got some money out of it and i was able to buy food with said money, their "rule" is that you trade it internally but i ignored said rule and just exchanged it to coinbase and then to usd lol

limber knotBOT
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so it looks like they are fine-ish I guess. Also nice that they want to name their future concensus protocol SCP xD (for stelar concensus protocol)

void void
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SECURE.

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CONTAIN.

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PROTECT.

limber knotBOT
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hm, maybe I'll setup a node for it someday, this server is laying idel most of the time anyways ¯_(ツ)_/¯

woven otter
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interesting

warped spear
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the auto complete on intellij is so much better than eclipse

drowsy cedar
limber knotBOT
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yeah

dusk drift
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anyone know how to fix a corsair mouse wheel?

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mouse3 only works 50% of the time but it always clicks

weary tartan
woven otter
tame saddle
cosmic raft
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which registrar has low-cost .io domains

dusk drift
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prob namecheap

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then move it to cloudflare

golden gust
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low-cost .io

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kek

cosmic raft
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@golden gust

namecheap       $34.45
porkbun         $38.60
dynadot         $39.25
gandi           $49.67
golden gust
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My understanding with .io is that basically, unless there is a special deal on somewhere, you're kinda screwed

cosmic raft
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sadly

void void
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if you need it for more than a year gl with namecheap they looooooooooooooove to hide the fact that the price they show is for first year only

pure furnace
golden gust
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That's pretty much common practice across the board

void void
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with hover they call it out

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if they do it at all

cosmic raft
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hm?

void void
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hover registrar, they arent cheap tho

cosmic raft
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never heard of them

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@dusk drift does cloudflare even support .io? thonk

woven otter
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it does

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was about to suggest you cloudflare

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to transfer it to cloudflare i mean

cosmic raft
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can't register directly there sadly

woven otter
cosmic raft
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what does it cost to transfer a .io to cloudflare?

dusk drift
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I think coz u have to pay for another year

cosmic raft
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I'm asking what

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not why

hot gorge
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Whyt

void void
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it costs the renewal of your domain

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but i dont have an io to test with sry

pulsar wigeon
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"alive"

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"main developer"

void void
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developers* and probably, yes

pulsar wigeon
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what the fuck do either of those things mean?

void void
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^

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, two of the original team work for mojang now...

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wat

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are you trolling

patent wraith
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Are you sure Notch works at all?

pulsar wigeon
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are you retarded or trolling rn

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k imma just block you so i dont lose more brain cells

void void
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Can someone kick this guy for being retarded

peak kite
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Hes only there for the girls...

void void
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oh...mcdonalds girls...

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yes...

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yum...

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lovin it!...

peak kite
cosmic raft
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SOA is cloudflare

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NS is namecheap

limber knotBOT
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huh, I just had an epiphany

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I've player hundreds of games that have asked what my character's name was

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not once have I ever put in my actual name

void void
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wow what an epiphany

unreal quarry
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It's boring being yourself

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People that don't play video games are not bored with themselves ^_^

limber knotBOT
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I mean on average I think it's the norm

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but in 25 years of playing videogames I've not once put in my name in that name field

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I don't even think the thought really crossed my mind

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at least not as a serious possibility

merry talon
cosmic raft
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was some sort of glitch, NS are set to my cloudflare ones but it still showed the namecheap ones

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hehe

exotic mantle
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valve releases update for the ancient technology known as "counter-strike"

woven otter
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mfw

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who decided to pull up that old ass fucking src

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and just "hmm there's a decade old bug report here"

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Fixed sv_cheats being settable by players in a multiplayer game (sv_cheats is now controlled by the server)

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it must be security related

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some in 1.6, some in source and others

merry talon
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wtf

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that's like default users having /op

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that doesnt sound right

winter sundial
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mojang finally fixing a performance issue thonk

winter sundial
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their fix will probably make it even worse

severe thistle
peak kite
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No need for performance issue fix when you can advertise it as "Runs best on Intel extreme edition and windows 10". *minimum recommended specs.

proud lance
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I wonder if css got an update

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would be nice

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oh it did

hoary mountain
next holly
peak kite
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I increased my java ram to use my extra ram since I don't use it.
Then I noticed my ram use was high, so I purchased more ram.
One day I noticed that my purchased ram wasn't getting used so I increased my java ram, but then I noticed I need to upgrade my ram array to bigger chips because I am getting low on ram again.

limber knotBOT
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htttp://www.downloadmoreram.com

serene bolt
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I switched all my domains to cloudflare yesterday, no io domains though so unsure of the price.

buoyant ivy
limber knotBOT
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I was quoted $45 for their wholesale price on my .io domains

static badge
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is that per year or month

warped spear
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it sucks paper doesn't have a client version

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runs so much better than vannila game tbh

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also I wish I could call specific instruction set for java 😦

static badge
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java only has one instruction set

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java bytecode

warped spear
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I would love to be able to call avx

static badge
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jni

warped spear
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jni?

static badge
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java native interface

warped spear
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wait is this possibl

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i haven't found anything on it

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hmm ok gonna look into this

thick crescent
void void
limber knotBOT
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Is it possible to let people using 1.14.4 onto my server running latest Bungeecord and Paper 1.13.2? Of course, I don't expect those 1.14.4 players to be able to utilize all the new features, but I would at least like to allow them to play.

quasi valley
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ViaVersion

vestal fossil
arctic ocean
vestal fossil
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Are there an peeps here that would be interested in a paid gig setting up a tweaked waterfall/paper network for building? Also, is this appropriate to ask here..

arctic ocean
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Sorry 😅

vestal fossil
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@arctic ocean I meant was my question appropriate to ask.. lols

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Bad timing..

arctic ocean
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oh, it means my English very bad 😅

void void
limber knotBOT
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Thanks, KennyTV! Works like a charm.

quasi valley
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👌

heady spear
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I lowkey think my mom burned down half her block and she's now in denial about it

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Wouldn't be the first time, not even the first time since she got out of prison

static badge
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how do you lowkey burn down half a block of houses

heady spear
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I mean she kinda does it and then kinda forgets about it

static badge
heady spear
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I mean it's no biggie because no one died

woven otter
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holy fuck city

heady spear
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Anyway so now she's in the hospital because she thinks she's dying

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but I don't really believe that either because she said that she had cancer once and that the russian mob was trying to get to her and that our special forces were wirtetapping her phone

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Oh and that a Swedish actor was sending her nudes and tried to drug her

quasi valley
wide chasm
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It's always those Swedish actors

heady spear
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wtf a random exercise in this dumb book requires the cuda sdk ._.

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Also
"f you have GPU hardware available, complete a performance
analysis your program, examining the computation time for the GPU and a CPU
version of your program for a range of vector sizes. Explain any results you see."

no sry no access to GPU hardware

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"cpu sux"

heady spear
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connected my mouse to my macbook and it says that the connected keyboard cannot be identified

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how strange

static badge
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mac

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expecting logic

heady spear
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oh no it does the upside down scrolling thing

woven otter
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mac

heady spear
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I love this reasonably priced piece of equipment

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I wanna get an apple watch so people can see how much disposable income I have. The airpods and the iphone aren't doing it

quasi valley
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Just chain an iPhone 11 pro to your neck, easy

heady spear
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Oh, good idea

warm junco
hard viper
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Buy lambo. Apple products are for poor pretending to be rich.

limber knotBOT
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@cosmic raft created a repository vampyr/bite 12 hours ago <-- 👀

void void
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👀

limber knotBOT
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;)

void void
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what is it kashike

limber knotBOT
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You'll see.

void void
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should've named it chomp

raw apex
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Hey you guys made a great platform, just wanted to say that ❤

void void
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when habitica has hella issues :^)

golden gust
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simple smells

woven otter
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^

quasi valley
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duck smells nice

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especially roasted

woven otter
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no u do

quasi valley
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what about roasted cat

golden gust
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That's called chicken

woven otter
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what about roasted Kenny

quasi valley
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that's illegal

woven otter
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is it

golden gust
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Well, call me hannibal

void void
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hannibal the cannibal!

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he gonna getcha'

maiden blaze
pulsar wigeon
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so, honey blocks allow wall climbing without something like ladders or vines protruding

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interesting

quasi valley
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wait climbing? I thought just going down

pulsar wigeon
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horizontally at least

quasi valley
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oh

wide chasm
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Did a new snapshot come out?

quasi valley
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(and deleted it shortly after aaaa_helpme )

wide chasm
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Nice

void void
quasi valley
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well that's the german page but

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

void void
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Mobs and animals dislike walking on honey blocks. Too sticky for their comfort

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inb4 people surround their bases in honey

dark zinc
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sup

pulsar wigeon
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dislike sounds like just higher cost for pathing

wide chasm
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honey blocks as floor

pulsar wigeon
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doubt it means it will be a wall

dark zinc
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honey bloccs

pulsar wigeon
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i like this tho Added copy_to_clipboard action to clickEvent

wide chasm
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Yeah, that's nice.

quasi valley
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wow launcher update, I can finally actually read the full name of what version I'm currently playing

pulsar wigeon
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who needs UX testing anyway 🙃

quasi valley
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new tag, "dirt_like" thinking_eyes

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or wait no it's been removed lol

pulsar wigeon
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"Oops! Looks like you've been using that emoji too much! We've disabled it for you to keep you in check. Please don't attempt to circumvent this or we'll have to lower your social credit score."

quasi valley
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😂

pulsar wigeon
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toggle sneak/sprint - about fucking time holy shit

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spectate command is broken

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no way to do /spectate <none> [player] without some nonmatching selector for [target]

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smh

quasi valley
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I also like their launcher changelogs

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no ssl, just plain text

pulsar wigeon
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hm?

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where'sthat

quasi valley
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or not, you can put https in front

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either chrome is dum or slicedlime / the launcher dev likes posting it without it

pulsar wigeon
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- Removed bugs along the way, likely added other bugs.

pulsar wigeon
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is it just me or is gitlab really slow to navigate around

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like trying to go through a folder directory takes a second or two per click

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doing the same thing on github takes like .2 seconds

golden gust
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In my exerience, that's basically just gitlab

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github did go super crazy on tryna make that stuff fast, however

pulsar wigeon
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it's not quite as bad on my private work gitlab instance

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wonder if it's just their server/network/load/etc

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github probably has a lot more resources too

quasi valley
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even on a private instance it takes longer than what's comfortable

pulsar wigeon
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yea, definitely still longer than github

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and my private instance is literally in a server in the basement 1 hop away

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so it's not networking 🙃

quasi valley
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but it's alright, better than having no private/self hosted one at all

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and I kind of dont like BitBucket for example

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... tho it's fast af

zealous knot
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Hey kenny didn't you have some gay roles

austere ivy
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where is the box?

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where is my gosh darn box? dang it UPS could you be any slower???

quasi valley
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now I'm a normie again without gifted nitro

sly tangle
latent sentinel
heady spear
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MacOS Catalina is amazing, now I can pay a monthly subscription to play laggy iPad games on my MacBook

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Or use the iPad as a super unresponsive secondary display with mediocre touch support

peak kite
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Neo to Morpheus, "How do you know you are really OUT of the matrix?"
Morpeus to Neo, "One never really knows they are out, but when all else fails, just keep typing "exit" in the shell until it stops working."

sly venture
stiff yarrow
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@pulsar wigeon can confirm gitlab is sluggish

pulsar wigeon
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idk why you pinged me but ok blocked

proud lance
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lmfao

wide chasm
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You do know you can change notification settings, right?

pulsar wigeon
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oh boi

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are we gonna have this retarded convo again?

proud lance
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yeah but that doesn't stop pointless pings

static badge
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omg

pulsar wigeon
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no, you fucking can't. we've been over this about a million fucking times

static badge
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it's mcmmo

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vs

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worldedit

quasi valley
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someone dared to ping the allmighty wiz again

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but he is the best ping pong player in the world, he just blocks every hit

wide chasm
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If I can click on a button to block in ping pong, please tell me where I can sign up for the championships.

quasi valley
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you'll have to defeat wiz first, so good luck 🏓

stiff yarrow
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oh shit new solo leveling

wide chasm
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blocks everyone

shell vine
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Just leave the server no more pings ez

wide chasm
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Just uninstall Discord.

heady spear
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Wiz is precious

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We need to protect them at all costs

peak kite
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them? theres multiple?

proud lance
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wiz is legion

wide chasm
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Probably from the singular they.

peak kite
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Ghostrider - legion - length 22s - 365 likes, 22 dislikes (94.3%) - 142,224 views - 111Legion on 2009.08.12

heady spear
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Them is gender neutral you mango

void void
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welcome to english where it is the gender neutral pronoun but only for inanimate objects so we have to make use of some other ones to be gender neutral because we dont have one for people

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mfw first world problems

quasi valley
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lol german doesnt even have something like that

heady spear
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Them can be singular though? So what’s the problem lol

static badge
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germany

heady spear
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In Swedish we use hen as the gender neutral pronoun

quasi valley
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making up random sucking terms that still arent realy neutral

void void
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it can be singular now because we've redefined it to be so

quasi valley
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and complaining about the most random stuff

void void
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that's extremely recent

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extremely

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i wouldn't doubt if it's still not taught in some esl courses

heady spear
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We have han, hon and hen in Swedish

limber knotBOT
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hon hon hon?

heady spear
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We’re not baguette people, so no.

limber knotBOT
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that gender-neutral shit caught on with the portuguese language at an academic level but good god does it not fit our language

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our plural pronoun is gendered

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and defaults to the male gender if you follow the rules correctly

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so if you have a group of 20 women and 1 guy you address it as a male-gendered group

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same if you don't know the genders

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really pisses off that 0.001% of academia

void void
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same for spanish, i believe

wide chasm
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Same for French, I believe.

limber knotBOT
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yep

void void
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however, for Tagalog, there is no gender :D

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siya = he or her

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or it

limber knotBOT
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ils vs elles in french

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ellos and ellas? in spanish? not sure

void void
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yes

peak kite
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So its settled then. Everyone is "IT".

void void
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The reason I like Tagalog is because: "Nagsasalita siya ng Tagalog"

limber knotBOT
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so people keep trying to fit in some workarounds

void void
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who is speaking Tagalog?

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he? she? it?

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no one knows without more context :D

limber knotBOT
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I know that japanese is also sorta weird with pronouns

quasi valley
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and we can actually fail exams when not using them (not only for not using them, but they add to it quite a bit)

limber knotBOT
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nice

peak kite
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Culture is not your friend.

limber knotBOT
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just put people who don't use the right pronouns in reeducation camps

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"grammar will set you free"

peak kite
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Take culture, strangle it by the throat, and smash it into whatever shape you want.

quasi valley
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into a dead one

limber knotBOT
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tbh not a single person outside of my master's degree in languages gives the faintest shit about this

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and as soon as I am done with these studies, neither shall I

peak kite
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The ancient peoples tried that one, and it ended up causing them to roll decapitated heads down pyramids, blood running in the streets creating massive pandemics..

limber knotBOT
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hilariously enough they did change the grammar like 7 years ago and good god was it a failure of epic proportions

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we were meant to unite the Brazilian Portuguese with the European Portuguese or at least make them compatible

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but Brazil pulled out at the last minute so only Portugal changed its grammar

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so now we're using a grammar that Portuguese people aren't familiar with and that is still just as incompatible with the Brazilian one

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a solid 10/10 if you ask me

quasi valley
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that's a solid 11/10

woven otter
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why not to 11.23557

peak kite
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*limited time offer

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My server is overloaded... wahhhhhh. And damnit why is this world border fill and dynmap render taking so long. Gah .. my server sucks.

low pelican
warped spear
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i love how easy it is to change jvm arguements

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in intellj

woven otter
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are you implying that it's hard to change jvm arguments 🤔

low pelican
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Anybody here good with BossShopPro or Denzine scripts: ?

peak kite
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Hilarious Construction Worker Prank - length 2m 47s - 5,009 likes, 2,289 dislikes (68.6%) - 2,004,626 views - Brockodokolus 23 on 2015.05.07

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that dude's accuracy with the sledgehammer is pretty dang good

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at least on the first one

cosmic raft
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Ugh, cough isn't gone yet

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Is it too soon to go back to the doctor if I was there on Monday

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.>

limber knotBOT
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don't forget

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death is the ultimate medicine

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srsly tho why is everyone ill all of the sudden

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I swear half of the city has a nasty cold rn

cosmic raft
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answer my question!

limber knotBOT
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m8 I don't got to the doc ever

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let alone twice in a week

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I'd maybe go to the doc with a cough if I started coughing up blood and even then I'd be tempted to wait it out

quasi valley
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Did that doc prescribe you the medicine of death you posted a few days ago?

cosmic raft
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yes

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but it's a clinic, I may get a different doctor this time

limber knotBOT
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how bad is your cough that you're going twice in a week

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did you cough up a lung?

cosmic raft
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pretty much constant coughing

limber knotBOT
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have you tried not coughing?

cosmic raft
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I've gone through like 8 packs of Halls lozenges

quasi valley
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As long as there’s like 2-3 days between, they shouldn’t care too much thinkfish

golden gust
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You've not been vaping have you? thonk

peak kite
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Stop smoking.

cosmic raft
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me

limber knotBOT
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VAPE NATION BOIS

icy pewter
quasi valley
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Also Magma, fat doubt on when there’s already blood involved

golden gust
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oh, you're not cool enough for that

cosmic raft
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as if kashike would do alcohol or anything else silly

limber knotBOT
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that just means you lost your lung virginity

peak kite
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oh then start smoking,

limber knotBOT
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man what fantastic mental image I've just drawn

icy pewter
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bruh

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I tried to imagine it

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regret