general

[azure patio]

they are not memes

it's

um

help me

[worn ember]

jifs

[jaunty oriole]

i agree

[celest coyote]

Leaf what have you done

[azure patio]

🤦

[quasi valley]

can we please

[worn ember]

thats illegal

[quasi valley]

not

[jaunty oriole]

that's not related to the topic at hand

[clear temple]

dang

[worn ember]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4G2Ose8mmzvkA now THIS would be useful

[azure patio]

https://tenor.com/view/wew-arata-anime-hawt-lewds-gif-14699108

this is amazing

[quasi valley]

isnt that hentai

[azure patio]

no

[jaunty oriole]

what the fuck is that

[azure patio]

it's normal anime

[worn ember]

just regular anime lmfao

[azure patio]

wtf guys

regular anime

in every anime

scene liek that

[quasi valley]

isnt all anime just hentai but soft

[woven otter]

facesitting hmm

[worn ember]

wheres the big boob girl with glasses tho

[azure patio]

.typing

[static badge]

mfw fucking weebs posting softcore porn in chat

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/PBTgDLi.gif

[azure patio]

it's not porn

[quasi valley]

yeah exactly

[azure patio]

it's anime

[quasi valley]

yeah not porn, hentai

[jaunty oriole]

no its hentai

[azure patio]

not hentai

[jaunty oriole]

beat me to it

damn

[acoustic pilot]

It's amazing that shows that have content like that are still rated PG-13 lol

[worn ember]

its just pixels on screen

[azure patio]

true byteflux

:D

[acoustic pilot]

Or at least whatever the anime equivalent of that rating is

[worn ember]

its normal in japan

[quasi valley]

cultural values, whooray!

[celest coyote]

Sexual assult is normal in japan

[worn ember]

yes

[quasi valley]

cultural values, not whooray!

[acoustic pilot]

Japan has a low fertility rate. They should probably stop fucking anime pillows and stop working 100 hours a week

[worn ember]

lmao

the population of japan is declining

[celest coyote]

Its mostly that they dont have time to set aside for dating apparently

[acoustic pilot]

Work life is the main problem, yeah

[azure patio]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-ass-lick-teletubbies-booty-gif-5433132

this is kid show

[acoustic pilot]

And social pressure to succeed

[azure patio]

isn't?

is it real?

[acoustic pilot]

It's definitely a cultural thing related to work

[worn ember]

teletubbies was my childhood

[golden gust]

I mean

[azure patio]

I was scared of them always

[static badge]

well

[golden gust]

I wish I could say it wasn't real

[azure patio]

I was scared of teletubbies

[golden gust]

But like

the teletubbies always where kinda... yea...

Ps, tinky winky was gay

[azure patio]

teletubbies are creepy

af

[worn ember]

that shit got me all kinds of fucked up, look at me now

[golden gust]

(or however the fuq you spell his name)

[celest coyote]

When is the rest of the world going to intervene to secure the supply of anime

[static badge]

.g tinky winky

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://teletubbies.fandom.com/wiki/Tinky_Winky -- Tinky Winky | Teletubbies Wiki | FANDOM powered by Wikia: "Tinky Winky is the first Teletubby who lives in Teletubbyland with the other Teletubbies. Tinky Winky (played by Dave Thompson, Mark Heenehan, and..."

[worn ember]

perfect pic too

[static badge]

mfw cat remembers the names

[worn ember]

poo was the red one

[acoustic pilot]

this guy actually knows the individual names of the telewhatevers

[worn ember]

po? poo?

yellow is lala i think

green dipsy lol

[jaunty oriole]

cat must have had a wild childhood

[worn ember]

cat had a good childhood

[golden gust]

I only recall tinky winky

God knows what the others where

[acoustic pilot]

uh huh sure

[celest coyote]

Cat was subjected to experimental television

Pray for his sanity

[acoustic pilot]

he's covering himself now

[worn ember]

i just named them all u derp

[acoustic pilot]

too late cat

WE KNOW UR SECRET

[golden gust]

But like, this was one of those shows which if you had a child in the house, you couldn't escape

[woven otter]

I think cat fucked up

[golden gust]

and tbh, teletubbies wasn't the worse

[static badge]

you watch teletubbies like these boys watch anime

[celest coyote]

Dude you know we have it worse now

[acoustic pilot]

no shame from me 😄

[golden gust]

.g mr blobbu

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Blobby -- Mr Blobby - Wikipedia: "Mr Blobby is a character featured on Noel Edmonds' Saturday night variety BBC television show Noel's House Party, portrayed by Barry Killerby, and..."

[golden gust]

wrong one

But, right result

[worn ember]

still better than the jellabies

[celest coyote]

Kids all watch baby shark and elsa x spiderman on youtube

[quasi valley]

[jaunty oriole]

oh god no

[celest coyote]

[worn ember]

.g jellabies

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellabies -- Jellabies - Wikipedia: "The Jellabies is a television animation series that aired on the Australian television network ABC Kids. It was also shown in Germany, USA (Fox..."

[golden gust]

Hey, kick, kick

kick

Baby shark, duh du du duh du du du

[quasi valley]

good moment to get some fresh air

[azure patio]

can I search youtube with the bot?

[quasi valley]

no more hentai please

[jaunty oriole]

johnny johnny yes papa

[worn ember]

only google and ph

[acoustic pilot]

watch anime everyday y'all

and smoke weed too

[azure patio]

no

don't smoke weed

[acoustic pilot]

yes

or vape

[azure patio]

but watching is good

[jaunty oriole]

remember kids, stay in school

[quasi valley]

dont forget the alkohol

[golden gust]

Drugs are bad, m'kay

[azure patio]

kenny where are you from?

[quasi valley]

I live in constant anxiety

[azure patio]

me too but I don't mean that

which country?

I smeel something fishy

[worn ember]

hes german i think

[quasi valley]

from the country of Weißwurscht and Schnitzel

not to forget Bier

[jaunty oriole]

what was hi in german again i forgot

[quasi valley]

hi -> hi

[jaunty oriole]

fuck

[azure patio]

hail?

no

[worn ember]

jajajaja

[jaunty oriole]

lmao

[azure patio]

idk

xfd

[jaunty oriole]

guten morgen

yea i was thinking of that one

[celest coyote]

Hallo

[azure patio]

hand unch hoch? is it something in german or is there something similiar?

[quasi valley]

uh, hand = hand, hoch = up, unch = ??

[azure patio]

hands up

:D

idk

[quasi valley]

"Hände hoch", the beautiful plural

[worn ember]

what mofo invented BCD

[azure patio]

thanks

[woven otter]

oh no

not again

[jaunty oriole]

oh no she has earpods on she can't hear us

[azure patio]

lol

i'm back

I was on toilet

and left again headphones on keyboard

[static badge]

wtf is with weebs and just

like

what

[azure patio]

I don't have place where to put them

:D

only keyboard

[static badge]

weebs

[azure patio]

I think I should clean my desk

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[woven otter]

inb4 leaf secretly a weeb

[azure patio]

^

[jaunty oriole]

leaf's just projecting

[static badge]

ur a weeb

[worn ember]

you are what you eat

[acoustic pilot]

he eats leafs

[worn ember]

and his own doo doo

somewhere on this planet someone thought that
73 = 0111 0011 was a good idea

[azure patio]

https://tenor.com/view/yui-kon-gif-7511206

weebs are best

[static badge]

weebs are literally retarded

[azure patio]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cry-sad-gif-14080503

[quasi valley]

even more weeb gifs

[azure patio]

https://tenor.com/view/kon-shaking-tea-shade-mad-gif-8459177

this one is my fav

[quasi valley]

why do these even exist

like whats the last one's purpose of existence

[static badge]

typing weebs are dum has become a trained response to weeb shit

[quasi valley]

[worn ember]

its ok, all weebs will go to area 51 and get shot

[azure patio]

[worn ember]

we just gotta hang on for another month

[jaunty oriole]

we must spread weeb propaganda that their waifus exist in area 51 and they just need to raid it

[woven otter]

that's weeb

u weebs

[golden gust]

REally?

brb

[azure patio]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-puppet-area51-raid-area51-storm-area51-area51raid-gif-14677452

shark

du du

[golden gust]

Isn't the internet such a wonderful thing

So might high quality content at the click of a mouse

so much*

jeez

MiniDigger haälp

[woven otter]

[azure patio]

https://tenor.com/view/zettai-ryouiki-anime-pooscetter-thigh-gif-13207804

I'm ready to raid Area 51

and u?

[worn ember]

wow ban, shows ankle

[jaunty oriole]

what the fuck is this

[static badge]

stop with the weeaboo animated cancer reeee

[worn ember]

ban plz

i took permanent braindamage from that

[golden gust]

https://tenor.com/yS22.gif

[static badge]

STOP

[azure patio]

:D

[golden gust]

Spotted

Nico

Nico

Reeeeeeee

[static badge]

nico nico?

.g nico nico

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://niconicoclothing.com/ -- NICO.NICO Clothing: Environmentally Conscious Clothing /...: "NICO.NICO specializes in organic and sustainable clothing for women and children. Designed and produced in Los Angeles, CA."

[jaunty oriole]

.g nico yazawa

[static badge]

damn

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://love-live.fandom.com/wiki/Nico_Yazawa -- Nico Yazawa | Love Live! Wiki | FANDOM powered by Wikia: "Nico Yazawa is one of the nine main characters in Love Live!. Despite her childlike stature, she is actually a third year in Otonokizaka High School...."

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oD8tj3eBls

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Nico-Nico-Nii! [BEATSTEP REMIX] - length 1m 46s - 474,483 likes, 17,793 dislikes (96.4%) - 22,424,393 views - Catalina Estefanía Pastrián Pastrián on 2017.06.01

[woven otter]

why is everyone weeb here

[static badge]

jfc

[azure patio]

[azure patio]

lul

[quasi valley]

can confirm

[static badge]

LUL

[celest coyote]

https://i.redd.it/ixp97o2epkg31.jpg

[quasi valley]

first arisa holds everyone in suspense for hours because she fell asleep on her keyboard, now this

[jaunty oriole]

NO 🚫 WEEBS ALLOWED ⛔ 😤 😤 😤

[azure patio]

:DD

[static badge]

suspense

[void void]

so everyone made fun of anime so they renamed it to weeb?

[celest coyote]

Weebs dont have brains cause their eyes are big

[static badge]

as if anybody was interested in yet another anime gif

[quasi valley]

[golden gust]

For does big anime ti...

[azure patio]

going to find my collection of anime .webms

[static badge]

big anime tiddies?

[quasi valley]

for those anime tinkers obviously

[jaunty oriole]

jesus fuck

[azure patio]

some quality content

[static badge]

[limber knot]

Oh shit

What happened here?!

[jaunty oriole]

petition to have weeb channel

[worn ember]

is this why wemen dont exist on the internet?

[azure patio]

now you have that on your computer

yes you!

[static badge]

tbh wouldn't be a bad idea

[limber knot]

Arisa can you pls go back to sleeping on your keyboard?

[static badge]

it'd contain all of the weeb trash

[void void]

It's working!

[static badge]

cat

go make a channel

[golden gust]

expecting to be able to tame the weebs into a singular channels

[limber knot]

@golden gust is getting annoyed

[static badge]

I think we could

[limber knot]

singular channels

[static badge]

with the power of moderator

[azure patio]

[limber knot]

Look what you did to him

[static badge]

mfw says cat's annoyed

pings him

[vestal jasper]

moderating the paper discord

[limber knot]

He's never annoyed of me

[static badge]

literally cat has ping ptsd

[limber knot]

He luvs me

[static badge]

@golden gust how do you feel about being pinged

[jaunty oriole]

cat can you confirm this

[golden gust]

I will execute people

[static badge]

can you give us a singular word

well

[limber knot]

s/word/words

Correction, <DiscordBot> <12S​po​tt​ed​le​af​> can you give us a singular words

[celest coyote]

https://i.redd.it/auds6prntlg31.jpg

[static badge]

only good anime change my mind

[celest coyote]

Its not anime

[limber knot]

There's no such thing as good anime

[worn ember]

avatar is 🔥

[jaunty oriole]

arisa's webm collection .mp4

[static badge]

bullshit the last airbender is anime

[golden gust]

lies, all lies

[limber knot]

*locks all weebs up *

[azure patio]

:D

[worn ember]

the only good anime

[limber knot]

electroniccat kicked MiniDigger from the channel (Your behavior is not conducive to the desired environment.)

​ah yes

Time to... oh, he's back...

Can discord ppl even see the staff abuse?!

[jaunty oriole]

they've transformed into bots

[limber knot]

no

[jaunty oriole]

shit

RUN

[digital talon]

but captain future is cool

[limber knot]

z's bot is as usual

garbage

They turned back to the bright side

?stats

[woven otter]

well you should try pinging wiz

[azure patio]

runs

[limber knot]

How was the stats command?

tbh, I don't think that any bot I've seen passes over kick messages

.stats

[woven otter]

wiz is worse

[limber knot]

!stats

[woven otter]

than cat

[limber knot]

Uptime: 14 days, 0 hours, 19 minutes, 39 seconds
Message Handling: 2ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 2856 (5%)
Messages from Discord: 51507 (95%)

[static badge]

5%

[limber knot]

Oh 5%

[woven otter]

well that's proof that noone uses irc

[static badge]

ban

[limber knot]

That's an increase!

[static badge]

fuck sake

[golden gust]

I mean, I just can't be arsed booting people and stuff

[azure patio]

please make nsfw channel

I need that

[woven otter]

boot all the weebs for starters

[static badge]

oh no

[limber knot]

Any of you nerds in town next week for Gamescom?

[azure patio]

I so many good nsfw anime webms

[robust quest]

plz no...

lol

[quasi valley]

ahhh so it is hentai after all

[static badge]

the last thing we need is this discord to turn into some hentai heaven

[woven otter]

it's not hentai if you say it's not

[mint sequoia]

@static badge can you please help a little bit with how you got it to work? "already told you" isnt really useful on its own, what are you refering to exactly

[azure patio]

[static badge]

well

the way I got it to work was by rapidly porting

so I would port to the nether and then come back

the first try will fail

if you continue to just mash into the portal it will work because the port back will add a chunk ticket

and that will keep the chunks loaded

[jaunty oriole]

Arisa now wants to post hentai??? no thank you go back to typing forever 😂

[static badge]

but in terms of a real solution? there is none

the only thing we could do is add an option to paper that would add a chunk ticket to the location of players before they teleport

[static badge]

but that changes vanilla behavior

wtf

[mint sequoia]

but in vanilla it already does that, no?

[quasi valley]

what

[jaunty oriole]

now that's just pushing it arisa

[static badge]

no it wont

[mint sequoia]

you said in vanilla theres already a ticket for 5 seconds

or did i misinterpret that

[static badge]

and in paper that's the case

it's just the ticket is added to the place you teleport

not where you teleported from

[mint sequoia]

whats the point of that? youre already there

xd

[static badge]

yeah mojang part 1500

[mint sequoia]

but so, it is different from vanilla

[static badge]

believe it's for teleporting non-player stuff

no it's not

we still follow vanilla's behavior

[mint sequoia]

but in vanilla its loaded the origin of the teleport and in paper the destination

or not

[static badge]

no in both paper and vanilla they add to the destination

[mint sequoia]

okay

[static badge]

I was proposing we potentially change that and in paper add to both

[austere ivy]

Good morning. Did Arisa ever stop typing?

[mint sequoia]

and then why does the save i included in the ticket work in vanilla 100% reliable

and do random shit in paper

[static badge]

I didn't see it work reliably in vanilla

[mint sequoia]

i dont get it xD sorry

[azure patio]

Hiii, Brian

[mint sequoia]

you didnt?

[static badge]

no

only rapidly porting worked

[austere ivy]

What’d you post, Arisa?

[mint sequoia]

i went trough like 50 times

never broke 1 time

[azure patio]

Headphones were typing I was in bed

[mint sequoia]

in survival right

[static badge]

yeah that's because you rapidly ported

[celest coyote]

Inb4 race conditions

[mint sequoia]

no creative instant teleportation stuff, thats not whats intended

what do you mean with rapidly ported?

[woven otter]

Is there still no ItemBuilder in the API

[static badge]

creative/survival affects the timing only

[wide chasm]

No, there is no ItemBuilder in the API afaik.

[static badge]

you're going to need to hand over a video of what you think is inconsistent

[mint sequoia]

okay

what do you mean with rapidly ported?

[static badge]

going through the portals rapidly

[azure patio]

ohh I found something amazing

[mint sequoia]

within that 45 seconds or whatever it is?

[static badge]

something on the order of 5 seconds

[jaunty oriole]

is it another webm, arisa

[mint sequoia]

how do you propose i "break" the vanilla?

i wait 10 seconds everytime?

[static badge]

I'm only interested if the behavior between paper and vanilla is inconsistent

[mint sequoia]

yea

[static badge]

so do whatever you did to make it inconsistent

[austere ivy]

I went and read a bit of chat.

[azure patio]

@jaunty oriole #music

[austere ivy]

Why is it all g*sh d*rn an*me wea*oo images?

[quasi valley]

why

I mean, *h*

[azure patio]

I posted meme in #memes

last one for today

probably

[static badge]

thank god

only thing in the world that could make be religious

me

[jaunty oriole]

@azure patio

[azure patio]

:DD

that's amazing

[static badge]

unfortunately

the original issue was never tracked

and so it is believed it was faked

[austere ivy]

“unfortunately”

[static badge]

what

[azure patio]

😢

[vestal jasper]

reactjs dev

neat

[austere ivy]

Leaf I may disagree with you about many things but at least we can agree about the gosh darn weaboos.

[azure patio]

I was hoping it was real

[jaunty oriole]

be thankful it don't exist, leaf

[static badge]

that shit would be literally written in meme textbooks

[worn ember]

makes PR to paper

[austere ivy]

Pardon my language.

[celest coyote]

Do it

Make a pr like that

[static badge]

that reminds me

[celest coyote]

You wont

[worn ember]

i dont want to be hated for the rest of my life

[static badge]

I need to remember to do the leaf takeover for april

[azure patio]

[celest coyote]

Use a different username

[static badge]

let's be real

arisa is anime enough

[vestal jasper]

@static badge

https://github.com/ornicar/lila/issues/5193

it's a copycat tho probably

[static badge]

date's wrong

[vestal jasper]

yeah

the name formatting isn't the same

so it's prob not the same person assuming the original is real

https://github.com/mpaland/printf/issues/13

[azure patio]

I need to learn write like that

I need it

[quasi valley]

you need to definitely not do that

[jaunty oriole]

dudes response is dead pan serious lmao

[azure patio]

^

[static badge]

I mean it was a real issue

[jaunty oriole]

true

[celest coyote]

Do japanese video game fanart count as anime https://i.redd.it/kmj420tf8kg31.jpg

[jaunty oriole]

that's a good question

[azure patio]

I guess yes?

[static badge]

yes

[vestal jasper]

yes

[static badge]

it's all about the style

[celest coyote]

Thoughts on pokemon as an anime that has infected the mind of every child

[static badge]

pokemon was great

[vestal jasper]

GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLLL

[azure patio]

ohhh, wait I hava somewhere amazing picture with pokemon and anime girl

[jaunty oriole]

pokemon is okay

[quasi valley]

pokemon is fine, because it came before the great weebening

[azure patio]

me: searching in 800gb folder with anime images named every one of them with random string

[acoustic pilot]

Pokemon came before the weebening? 😛

Someone doesn't know their weeb history 😃

[jaunty oriole]

pokemon was made by actual people and not weebs :^)

[static badge]

byte no

stop

[quasi valley]

did they already emerge before the 2000s?

oh boy

[static badge]

the true mega weeb has appeared

[acoustic pilot]

You never heard of Dragon Ball?

[quasi valley]

oh I always suppressed that in my memories

[acoustic pilot]

Akira?

[quasi valley]

.g akira

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.shopakira.com/ -- AKIRA | Sexy Dresses, Cute Crop Tops, & SO Many Shoes: "Find the latest trends and top brands at AKIRA. Shop tons of cute dresses, crop tops, platform shoes, and so much more. Free shipping orders $50+."

[acoustic pilot]

Gundam?

[quasi valley]

what the

[jaunty oriole]

the oldest anime i can recall from memory is voltes v

[quasi valley]

that link doesnt look good. or nvm, got baited by its title

[austere ivy]

https://old.reddit.com/r/admincraft/comments/cqozki/spigot_just_released_papermoney_a_plugin_for/

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) [Spigot] Just released PaperMoney, a plugin for creating physical... : admincraft - 2 comments, 22 points - Ugleh, 4h ago

[austere ivy]

Interesting

[acoustic pilot]

Astro Boy, Ranma, Dragon Quest, Macross

[celest coyote]

Sounds like a terrible idea

[quasi valley]

I loved dragon quest tho

[acoustic pilot]

All of these pre-date Pokemon

And are a big part of weeb culture

[static badge]

weeb lore

[acoustic pilot]

Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z in particular

It's what got Americans into the culture

[jaunty oriole]

spotted is shaking in his boots right now

[vestal jasper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/569511950686355482/611601823240945673/unknown.png

nice

[static badge]

it's a bronze player

tbh I should place support

[vestal jasper]

I'm 5 sr away from silver and I played all my placements with a lvl 30 bronze player

[static badge]

I might get placed silver actually

I got placed like 2050 on ptr support

[vestal jasper]

[mint sequoia]

@static badge fixed video

[vestal jasper]

I've played pretty much nothing but mercy since I started playing and I'm not even thinking when I play her any more

[static badge]

pfft

not thinking

as ur usual :>

and the video is still unavailable

[vestal jasper]

most of my thinking is just "how do I not die"

[mint sequoia]

uh

i forgot to press save

xd

[static badge]

stop the weeb trash

[vestal jasper]

mfw 2 minute long game

[azure patio]

don't bully Arisa

[acoustic pilot]

weeb gold you mean

[vestal jasper]

we walked onto objective and just took it

and they barely contested

[jaunty oriole]

black hole chan :^)

[azure patio]

[static badge]

[austere ivy]

🎶 We are UMG and we are trying to make a buck 🎶

🎶 Cause we don't already have enough to spare 🎶

🎶 If you even think about our music we don't give a 🎶

🎶 We'll take your money and live without a care 🎶

[woven otter]

fucking weebs

[azure patio]

this is not weeb image

[austere ivy]

Any new events that came out of the 1.13 or 1.14 update?

Yeah, that's a cursed image.

[static badge]

[azure patio]

I'm not racist

[quasi valley]

roblox isnt necessarily weeb but ignore that

[austere ivy]

https://pianolit.com/tools/chord-finder

This is useful for anyone whose into piano.

[quasi valley]

yeah I dont think you are, those weeb insults arent 100% serious as well, just so thats out of the way 😂 (only 99%)

[austere ivy]

Or music in general.

[mint sequoia]

@static badge do you need to see vanilla aswell? if i do exactly the same it just brings me to the alternative portal every single time without exception

[austere ivy]

https://gfycat.com/jovialwelllitcobra

[quasi valley]

just, ouch

[jaunty oriole]

my sides holy shit

[static badge]

yes the vanilla video would be nice to see

and mfw more weeb

[austere ivy]

Arisa.

[quasi valley]

smh

[austere ivy]

Stop, thanks.

This is a #weeb-free-zone.

[azure patio]

k, for you Brian for today

I'm done

[static badge]

mfw brian

you see

weebs are a disease

they don't have the power to stop

[austere ivy]

Thanks <3

[static badge]

mfw discord dropping my FUCKNIG MESSAGES

[azure patio]

^

[austere ivy]

Just had that too.

[quasi valley]

yeah mine too, discord being discord again

*dumcord

[jaunty oriole]

it's discord what did you expect

[limber knot]

thank god for this thing called irc

never drops messages

god tier stability

[azure patio]

um

[jaunty oriole]

irc is literally more stable than discord

time to switch

[quasi valley]

apparently I lost the pw to the kennytv nick on irc, so that's that

irc is still ugly tho

[vestal jasper]

I'm not sure how a zen widow fails to kill a non ulting moira

[static badge]

bronze widow

[vestal jasper]

pretty sure one left click from both would insta kill moira

[static badge]

no you need discord + dmg boost

bodyshot widow dmg is 120, zen discord is 25%, dmg boost is 30%

[acoustic pilot]

1 headshot 1 full power body shot should kill a moira from a widow

[static badge]

headshoot

[vestal jasper]

I mean like they failed to kill her in 10 seconds and I died during

[static badge]

bronze widow

[acoustic pilot]

wasnt her HP like 200 or something

[vestal jasper]

zen didn't heal me at all

and moira was focusing me

[static badge]

mfw moira

[acoustic pilot]

but if you can aim, even body shots will quickly take down moira

[static badge]

dps hero in support slot

runs

[acoustic pilot]

that's the big problem i see, people can't aim 😛

[vestal jasper]

literally zen heals me I dmg boost widow and they kill her

[acoustic pilot]

moira's healing rate is very situational based on environment

[quasi valley]

on ptr they made her able to use her phase when stunned for a few days haha

[acoustic pilot]

her self-healing, i mean

so she's not that good at healing herself unless she uses her ult

[quasi valley]

using the health bubble instead of the damage one helps 👀

and having good shields, but meh

[acoustic pilot]

like i said healing orb is very situational based on environment

cannot rely on it to consistently heal in every situation

ganking moira with a widow should be super easy

for the widow

[limber knot]

[breadman] hi

[quasi valley]

but no heal can really self heal a great amount more than once a time

unless im missing one

[acoustic pilot]

Lucio's heal is consistently reliable if you manage C/D

[static badge]

generally it's easy unless you are initially engaged at point blank

[acoustic pilot]

With healing orb on Moira, there's a great deal more involved

Namely situational requirements

[static badge]

since the time for two bodyshots is too slow given her rate of healing with the dmg and orb

[acoustic pilot]

but Moira also has targeted healing

Which obviously makes her very good in team situations

But as far as self-healing goes

She's garbage for that

Which means she's gankable

[static badge]

she can escape easily

so as long as you're not soloflanking the rein you're fine as moira

[quasi valley]

2 out of 3 people I often play with play tank, so I dont really have to worry about not being protected unless Im feeding 😂

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah, just makes you more of a target to be picked off

[limber knot]

[acoustic pilot]

Typically teams are gonna go for the healers

If they can

[static badge]

moira is not an easy hero to target

you're underestimating her escape

[acoustic pilot]

maybe I am, never found it to be troublesome as a mobile hero myself, but that's probably why

[static badge]

literally only the braindead feeder dps moiras can even begin to fall into that category

[acoustic pilot]

what were those mobility team comps called? I forgot

[quasi valley]

goats? ah no, not that

still no idea where that name came from

dive comps, that's it

[acoustic pilot]

yeah i think that is it

[static badge]

dive comps are ancient

[acoustic pilot]

Hm, bacon and dill pickles for breakfast, still hungry >_>

[austere ivy]

What should I eat for breakfast?

[quasi valley]

obviously a mcdonalds cheeseburger

[jaunty oriole]

a big mac

[austere ivy]

Something I can make at home.

I'd prefer not to spend money at McDonalds.

.. mostly because I can't drive yet.

[quasi valley]

some good old cereals

[austere ivy]

I'm lack toast in taller ant.

[quasi valley]

ouch

[wraith wharf]

Burger King is obviously a better choice

[austere ivy]

There's a subreddit for everything so.. r/breakfast it is.

[vestal jasper]

sigma ult can suck a dick
if I'm thrown into the air and then fly to the second story in a building
and I'm touching the ground
I shouldn't take my entire health bar at the end of his ult

I'm literally not slammed into anything

[austere ivy]

I'm not eating that for breakfast.

[quasi valley]

interesting is that you can use a lucio ult up there

[wraith wharf]

Eating burger as breakfast is not a good choice

but well if you have to do so

[quasi valley]

intended or not, I essentially nulled like 4 sigma ults in a single round with that 😂

[wraith wharf]

Burger King

[jaunty oriole]

you guys got anything for a quick breakfast

[austere ivy]

I don't know that's what I'm trying to find out.

I'm thinking maybe some birds and the nest.

If you don't know what that is, it's kinda a family thing.

1/3 to 1/2 white vinegar with 2/3 to 1/2 water in a semi-large pot, generously add salt and pepper, freshly ground please.

Bring that to a boil.

Crack a couple eggs in there (I like 6, am big boy) and they'll poach wonderfully.

While that's happening, toast some bread (I like 4-6, am big boy) and butter.

When you cracked the eggs in the boiling pot of vinegar/water, the liquid should've stopped boiling.

[wraith wharf]

That's not quick enough, under 10 minutes?

[austere ivy]

Once it's back to a boil, wait like 20-30 seconds more and then take the eggs out with like a spoon or something.

Once you got the bread, put it on a plate with the eggs.

Add more salt and pepper to the plate.

Now you can eat!

Break the eggs, it should be yolky but the white should be FULLY COOKED and not blubbery.

It'll take a couple times to get perfect.

Anyway, the yolk will melt into the toast and it'll make this really wonderful dish.

Try it out, under 10 minutes.

[wraith wharf]

Under 10 minutes is OK

[heady spear]

Hi babes

what's going on

[static badge]

mfw weeb street is here

[vestal jasper]

oh

[jaunty oriole]

weeb

[austere ivy]

Hey, City.

I'm contemplating on what to eat for breakfast but I think I'm going to have the dish I just described above..

[wraith wharf]

As an ordinary Chinese Senior high student

[austere ivy]

Try it out alright Neubulae?

[wraith wharf]

waking up at 6:50 is the best I could do

[austere ivy]

You just need some eggs, toast, a toaster, vinegar, water, salt + pepper, there you go.

[heady spear]

6.50 is really late

why you wasting half the day like that

[wraith wharf]

6:50 A.M.

[austere ivy]

Yeah I wake up at 1.

[heady spear]

6.50am is like, if I sleep in during the weekends

4.30 is a bad day, and then I have to rush

[wraith wharf]

at 7:20 I should be at my class already and

[austere ivy]

Darn my stomach is grumbling, also City is that why you're constantly sleep deprived?

[heady spear]

yes

well kinda

[wraith wharf]

Well lemme try out that recipe then

[austere ivy]

I'll make it with you and I'll send a pic of it, alright?

[wraith wharf]

It's 1:35 AM here

x_x

[austere ivy]

o-o

1:35 PM here.

You really are chinese, huh?

[wraith wharf]

I am

[austere ivy]

Alright, well get to cooking, I'll do the same.

[jaunty oriole]

what more evidence do you need to prove his chinese authenticity lol

[austere ivy]

Or maybe I'll have a salad.. hrmmmgg, whatever.

[wraith wharf]

what's the problem? I am not the only Chinese here actualy

[austere ivy]

Depends on how messy the downstairs is.

[wraith wharf]

I cant even type koreecty

[austere ivy]

I can see that :P

[wraith wharf]

Last time I met a person who is like

[austere ivy]

GET. TO. COOKING. D:<

Well who am I to speak. Alright see you in a bit.

[wraith wharf]

You have to prove your Chinese authenticity, show me your keyboard!

Cooking in midnite?

would that be a good idea to have breakfast in midnight

[vestal jasper]

windows should fuck off and stop randomly moving windows and resizing them by 50px

[limber knot]

using windows

[vestal jasper]

I don't want to try to run overwatch through wine

[azure patio]

you can use protone

[austere ivy]

pot and pepper

[vestal jasper]

does proton let you use non steam games with it yet?

[austere ivy]

and salt but you can’t see it

[azure patio]

Vic yes

you can

[vestal jasper]

huh

[azure patio]

but it's little bit harder

[heady spear]

I'm a little bit harder

[azure patio]

and proton layer is better for games

[vestal jasper]

oh mfw it's been a thing for a long time

[azure patio]

jesus

[heady spear]

Jesus is the one that made me hard

[limber knot]

I can't be hard

thanks god

[vestal jasper]

Leaf how do I learn and play ana when I have shit aim and 99% of games I'm solo healing

[heady spear]

don't talk about god, it makes me hard

[pulsar wigeon]

implying you're a girl
implying girls can't get hard

[heady spear]

girls aren't real lmao

[limber knot]

I'm hairy man in basement

[vestal jasper]

I should find a support main to duo with

[heady spear]

I made a big salad and then I ate it all, this is peak fat City

I'm going to be obese

[limber knot]

learn to run like electrocat

runs

[austere ivy]

Toast is roasting.

Toasting.

[wraith wharf]

suddenly realizes that the toast machines home is toasted.

Well then I just pan-fry, ez.

[jaunty oriole]

boil the toast

[jaunty oriole]

howtobasic??

[azure patio]

^

[limber knot]

needs more eggs

[golden gust]

just get a disposable camera and charge up the flash

"its only powered by a battery, it can't do that much"

[limber knot]

yeah I mean I just want to jumpstart my nipples off of a tesla car battery

nothing wrong with that

[austere ivy]

This is roughly how your eggs should look.

[limber knot]

wtf is wrong with your eggs

[robust quest]

Poached?

[static badge]

gordon fucking ramsy here

[jaunty oriole]

they're poached

[limber knot]

THEY'RE FOOKIN RAW

THEY'RE SO RAW I CAN STILL SMELL THE PARK YOU POACHED THEM FROM

[robust quest]

Poached is hard to beat if you have the patience to do it.

[limber knot]

also too much pepper

[austere ivy]

They are actually homegrown eggs so if you’re smelling the farm then you are smelling my back yard.

Also read up above because I posted a method on how to get perfectly poached eggs without doing any swirling or stirring or anything like that just drop them in.

[limber knot]

oh so that's why they smell like your mom

[acoustic pilot]

lol

[austere ivy]

You just put vinegar in with the water you boil them in ;p

[limber knot]

oh so that's what I've been doing wrong

I've been putting computer monitors in the water to boil them with the eggs

[austere ivy]

Mainly you just want them yolky so they can make your bread a bit softer BUT you don’t want blubber which means your egg whites have to be fully cooked.

[limber knot]

I'm about to blow your minds

I've been living on my own for going on 7 years

I've never bought bread

[acoustic pilot]

Sounds like a really complicated way to make something that is essentially sunny-side up eggs lol

[limber knot]

bread is objectively the least interesting piece of nutrition you can purchase at a store

[acoustic pilot]

Cooked whites, liquid yolk

[robust quest]

https://tenor.com/view/kok-hoof-keuken-dansen-gif-10171400

[acoustic pilot]

Basically that's a sunny side up egg

[austere ivy]

Sunny side up eggs which egg whites are cooked all around AND the egg whites are nothing like sunny side up.

[acoustic pilot]

And takes 1 minute in a pan

[austere ivy]

Completely different taste, trust me.

[acoustic pilot]

I guess I'll have to since I haven't had yours lol

[austere ivy]

lol ;p

[limber knot]

I don't get bread

[acoustic pilot]

Yolk and toast is quite heavenly

Toast is one of the things I miss a lot since cutting out carbs :<

[austere ivy]

Healthier though. Good for you!

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah, feels pretty good and no more water weight.

[limber knot]

well, less water weight I should hope

[pulsar wigeon]

imagine not hydrating

[limber knot]

if you have no water in you at all that's an interesting experiment you're having

[golden gust]

I'm a brit

[austere ivy]

I’m at that point in my life where I can eat literally anything and gain a 6 pack in 3 minutes of working out so I’m taking full advantage of it lol.

[golden gust]

bread is basically a staple, but a meh one

[acoustic pilot]

Well yes it's much less water weight, because you no longer consume carbs which contribute the several pounds that make up the bulk of your water weight.

[austere ivy]

I feel like it’ll catch up to me later though :(

[acoustic pilot]

You obviously should still stay hydrated.

[limber knot]

codfish is a staple of portuguese cuisine yet I've not had codfish in

uh

[hot gorge]

I thought Brits only ate curry these days

[golden gust]

Used to have bread with pretty much every single meal, but it's one of those things which I minimize these days

[limber knot]

actually idk

[austere ivy]

12.4 minutes?

[limber knot]

several years

so is fado music which I've not heard for a decade

and I only heard it a decade ago for a school project

[acoustic pilot]

I like that I can eat lots of fats now tho (obv don't over do it, but I can eat more than I used to without consequence)

Cheese ❤

[pulsar wigeon]

i have two slices of toast bread for lunch each day, that's about the extent of my carb intake

[acoustic pilot]

That's actually still a lot of carbs 😃

[austere ivy]

Define without consequence?

[pulsar wigeon]

it's less than 200 calories iirc

[wide chasm]

Two slices of bread for breakfast, two slices of bread for lunch.

[pulsar wigeon]

150 maybe

[austere ivy]

Might have consequences you don’t even realize. Brain fog, trouble focusing bla bla bla.

[hot gorge]

Avoidance of thunder thighs™

[acoustic pilot]

No my nutrition is fine.

My brain fog that I had on a high-carb diet is actually fading.

I feel more energetic.

[austere ivy]

Nice!!

[acoustic pilot]

I sleep less

[austere ivy]

Nice??

Is that a good thing?

[hot gorge]

How do you eat tacos if no carbs?

[acoustic pilot]

I don't, I cut them out

[pulsar wigeon]

just eat taco bowls

can just cut out the shells

eat the good stuff

meat, cheese, veg...

[golden gust]

There are some decent low carb options, tbh

[pulsar wigeon]

the shells are honestly just a nuisance

i always eat soft shell tacos

[acoustic pilot]

A pot full of riced cauliflower, bell peppers, ground beef, some kind of cheese (lots of it) all cooked with generous amount of extra virgin olive oil

[pulsar wigeon]

because hard shell tacos aren't good for anything but making a mess

[acoustic pilot]

Usually my go-to meal

I vary up the meat options a bit

[austere ivy]

I’m focusing less on cutting out carbs and more on cutting out sugar. When I eat a lot of sugar, say if I eat a bunch of cereal all day, I get some really really rough pimples and brain fog and I just don’t feel good.

[acoustic pilot]

It's the keto diet btw

[austere ivy]

So I’m trying to eat a more whole diet less fast food less sugar more vegetables and meats.

[hot gorge]

Keto is cool, but not for long periods

[austere ivy]

I’ve heard about that lots, how is it Byte?

[acoustic pilot]

I'm not fully fat-adapted yet, so will let you know later on

But right now it's working out good

[hot gorge]

How long have you been doing it, Byte?

[golden gust]

I ended up moving in with my mate, but it's a pain as she's a muslim so I can't really go crazy with meats, so kinda ended up dipping out of keto

[acoustic pilot]

On a long-term keto diet, your white adipose tissue starts to convert into brown adipose tissue.

[limber knot]

I should probably get my diet back in check soon

that really sounds like a euphemism to say that you start shitting your fat out

[acoustic pilot]

@hot gorge Since I'm not fat-adapted yet, you can tell I'm fairly new, but it's only been about a week and I've already endured some of the keto flu symptoms and now it's just smooth sailing.

[golden gust]

But yea, keto honestly felt like my brain was much clearer, also cut down on what I was eating to like once a day because I honestly didn't want/need more

[acoustic pilot]

Once I'm fully fat-adapted my body will start using ketones to fuel the adipose tissue instead of glycogen (glucose from carbohydrates)

[hot gorge]

I never got keto sickness. Did it for a few months and dropped 20 pounds

[wide chasm]

I'm surprised you guys actually follow a diet, I've never done that before

[hot gorge]

Or 1.56 stones, if you're a brit

I have no idea if that's accurate btw

[austere ivy]

Cold brew is the best, anyone agree?

[golden gust]

Tbh, with keto once you set to it, you kinda stick to it unless something pops up

[acoustic pilot]

@hot gorge I'm pretty sure it's because of an electrolyte imbalance. I am doing one-meal-a-day and while I feel full, I don't think I'm hydrating enough and I may need electrolyte supplements too.

[hot gorge]

So like, fasting plus keto?

[acoustic pilot]

Kind of a mix of both yeah

[hot gorge]

interesting

[acoustic pilot]

OMAD is kinda fasting

[austere ivy]

Keto Is mainly meats and veggies right?

[acoustic pilot]

But that one meal a day is a big meal

[golden gust]

and yea, electrolyte imbalance, there is some level of burnover where you might feel tired, but keeping your electrolytes balanced goes a looooong way

[hot gorge]

I'm on intermittent fasting now

[golden gust]

fat

[austere ivy]

Intermittent fasting is amazing.

[acoustic pilot]

Keto is described as a very low-carb, high-fat, moderate-protein diet.

[austere ivy]

Sounds good.

[limber knot]

I did intermittent fasting for a year

[acoustic pilot]

Because once you're on keto, your body needs FAT for fuel

[golden gust]

Carbs are basically kept to the minimum, generally just enough to add some level of variety but keep yourself burning ketones

[limber knot]

lost 20kg

[acoustic pilot]

Instead of sugar

[hot gorge]

Lots of avocado on keto 😄

[acoustic pilot]

When you're on a carb diet, your body uses sugar exclusively for fuel

[limber knot]

now I just need to work out more since I'm already at my target weight

[golden gust]

I also got some MCT oil for coffee in the morning

[acoustic pilot]

So the idea is to deprive yourself of carbs/sugar

[golden gust]

Now that was a kickstart and a half

[acoustic pilot]

Then your liver starts to naturally produce ketones, which is another fuel source for your body

[austere ivy]

Lots of vegans and vegetarians say that meat is absolutely horrible and should be avoided it because of it’s heart risks however you have to realize that’s only if you’re eating tons and tons of meats like burgers every single day. Most things are good in moderation and that applies to meats.

[acoustic pilot]

And you start to rely on ketones as your primary energy source

Which burns fat

[hot gorge]

fish is best meat

[golden gust]

Not really

[hot gorge]

Oh okay

[acoustic pilot]

The idea is that keto over time will turn your WHITE adipose tissue into BROWN adipose tissue, this is called fat-adaptation.

[austere ivy]

Meat has quite a few things that are beneficial to your body and also taste good.

[wide chasm]

Everything is bad when taken too much, the problem is determining what "too much" is.

[austere ivy]

A good steak with a salad and asparagus and veggies are great for dinner.

[acoustic pilot]

Babies are born primarily with mostly brown adipose tissue. But as they grow into adults, that gets converted into WHITE adipose tissue due to a carb-oriented diet.

This is why babies don't shiver in baths

[austere ivy]

Eating a Big Mac every day for lunch and dinner is not.

[acoustic pilot]

Brown adipose tissue is constantly consuming fuel and generating heat

[golden gust]

i mean, your diet does tend to become pretty meat based due to the flats

and well, big macs are carb heavt

[woven otter]

wow food talk in #general

[hot gorge]

It's diet talk

[void void]

Ikr

[limber knot]

real talk for a second

I lost 20kg eating only at mcdonalds

[acoustic pilot]

If you think about it, carbohydrates/sugar/starchy foods haven't been readily available year-round to humans for the vast majority of our history.

[limber knot]

not a joke

[acoustic pilot]

For most of our history we've lived on a low-carb diet.

[limber knot]

I went there once a day and had a big mac

[woven otter]

it's possible

[acoustic pilot]

Berries were seasonal. We never knew how to farm.

[limber knot]

that was the only food I had for the day

did that for the better part of a year

[acoustic pilot]

Carb diets are a recent thing in human history.

So our bodies are more evolved at burning fat for energy instead of glucode.

glucose.

[hot gorge]

IIRC Egypt was the first civ to mainly rely on bread

[limber knot]

stopped doing it because I reached my ideal weight

never went back the mcd's

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah and as far as evolution goes, that's a super small snapshot of our history

[hot gorge]

indeed

[acoustic pilot]

Evolution-wise, our bodies are designed to burn fat

Not glucose

Glucose is a TEMPORARY energy source

Our body can only hold a day's worth of glucose in energy reserves

While we can store copious amounts of fat

[wide chasm]

That feels like a weird conclusion to make, any research on that, Byte? Just because something was available a lot, does not necessarily mean we adapated to it.

[void void]

I second byte's claims

[golden gust]

There are lots of research on it

[void void]

All of that is what I was taught in health class and based on research I did on my own time

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah there is actually plenty of resource on glucose vs fat burning for fuel

Fat is more efficient

You can store more of it

[wide chasm]

Links?

[acoustic pilot]

It goes longer

[void void]

How do you not believe it?

[limber knot]

have you tried fossil fuels?

[wide chasm]

Because I haven't seen any research yet that supports this claim?

If I have a link to some well done research that confirms this, I'll believe it.

[void void]

You want us to do your research for you? Doesn't that make it biased? You should do your own fact checking

[limber knot]

please explain the benefits of this diet https://youtu.be/-D9PBJK2VYo

(^-^) Anime girl drinks gas??? - length 15s - 51 likes, 3 dislikes (94.4%) - 2,759 views - Xmk11 on 2018.01.16

[wide chasm]

Perhaps, but since Byte was talking about it, I figured he may be able to point me to some research anyway.

[pulsar wigeon]

benefits: you'll never have to eat again in your life

[acoustic pilot]

I don't know the scientific names to search for the academic papers, still trying though. I really want to find a good source

[limber knot]

shit that's a pretty good one wiz

[golden gust]

Yeaaa, lots of science sites and stuff

[acoustic pilot]

But ketosis has been researched in depth

[golden gust]

beyond youtube vids that go over the science and some of the papers for it

[limber knot]

sorry

[acoustic pilot]

Yeah, might as well just find a Dr talking about it on YT at this point

[limber knot]

I should've linked the entire thing

because it gets so much worse after that scene

(^-^) 変形少女 #2（りん編）-Henkei Shoujo (Transforming Girls) #2 Rin - length 1m 3s - 2,539 likes, 210 dislikes (92.4%) - 451,285 views - DLE Channel on 2017.06.09

https://youtu.be/MQnOYZ_Glt8

[pulsar wigeon]

that explains a lot more

[acoustic pilot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t1JN0RgvO4

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Dr. Benjamin Bikman - 'Insulin vs. Ketones - The Battle for Brown Fat' - length 34m 34s - 7,365 likes, 240 dislikes (96.8%) - 405,248 views - Low Carb Down Under on 2017.03.17

it's some primo body horror right there

[pulsar wigeon]

also nsfw

[acoustic pilot]

This is someone in academia and respected in his field.

[pulsar wigeon]

🙈

[limber knot]

I mean if you work as a car mechanic it might be sfw

[acoustic pilot]

Anything he says you can research on your own and find it to be credible.

[pulsar wigeon]

panty shots?

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I guess they're in there but that's not really the takeaway I got from that clip wiz

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https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2017/04/24/burning-fat-for-fuel.aspx
I mean I don't know how deep you wanna go but this is written by a doctor

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Ehm, the link that is in the video description links to a website, which links to another website that sells shakes. I'm not certain if I shuold actually trust this YouTube video, since it may be influenced by trying to sell more of those shakes. I'm pretty sceptical when it comes to food related stuff, so...

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are you talking about YouTube ads? lol

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It's in the description, afaik YT doesn't place ads there?

"Dr. Bikman has long been an advocate of a ketogenic diet in light of the considerable evidence supporting its use as a therapy for reversing insulin resistance. His website InsulinIQ.com promotes dietary clarity, healing, and freedom through evidence-based science about insulin resistance." from the description

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Doctor of what?

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His actual talk doesn't promote or mention any of that.

Dr. Benjamin Bikman earned his Ph.D. in Bioenergetics and was a postdoctoral fellow with the Duke-National University of Singapore in metabolic disorders. He is currently a professor of pathophysiology and a biomedical scientist at Brigham Young University in Utah.

In his talk he actually starts off with "no disclosures"

It's entirely humble

No advertising, no shoving anything down your throat

He's very articulate as well, honestly got not problems

Like I said