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azure patio
acoustic pilot
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But CloudFlare and Voxility are big enough that they have to consider their other clients

void void
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oh yea 8chan is up

fallen oracle
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Either πŸ‘€

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Which one are you using? Haha

astral knot
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I tried before with the default UI because mat UI wasn't compatible with an update that fixed something at the time

fallen oracle
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Ahh

astral knot
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I forget what the thing was, but it was important

merry talon
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all publicity is good publicity regardless of the host lol

acoustic pilot
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That's not true.

merry talon
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cloudflare are being scaredy cats here for some reason

fallen oracle
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I know the developer of the Material UI one. What was the issue?

merry talon
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they already host a ton of shit

acoustic pilot
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All publicity is not good publicity. That logic in fact mostly holds true for the underdog.

astral knot
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I forget, but I think it was that a version of litebans was broken in some way, and that the new version fixed whatever was broken

acoustic pilot
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Cloudflare isn't stupid

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Dropping 8ch is a business decision

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Not a moral one

fallen oracle
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Ahh cool

merry talon
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That's subjective

fallen oracle
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So the material UI works fine then?

astral knot
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Yes, although at the time it didn't support whatever the new version of litebans was

merry talon
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I don't think thats true

acoustic pilot
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"Well I'm just going to switch to a provider that doesn't service those kinds of people"

fallen oracle
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Ill tell him that people are still enjoying it.

acoustic pilot
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Is the exact kind of damage they intended to prevent, with their actions

fallen oracle
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He said thanks.

static badge
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bronze player vs bronze player pogslide pogslide pogslide pogslide pogslide pogslide pogslide pogslide pogslide pogslide

merry talon
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I dont think people do that lol

acoustic pilot
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Yes, they do

astral knot
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πŸ˜ƒ

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I wish we had something like litebans back when the server I am thinking of existed

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For some reason, we still used the essentials ban system even though we had ~1k ACP

fallen oracle
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Material UI does need a few updates sooner or later. Some stuff has changed on the default and it's just annoying to port over all the custom changes.

astral knot
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Instead, we used a stupidly long google form/sheet

fallen oracle
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Yucky

astral knot
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We have thousands of punishment records in this sheet

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and I needed to import all of those to litebans

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it was a pain

fallen oracle
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Well litebans will defo help you

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Web UI is nice too

astral knot
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True, although that is a problem for later

quick gust
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just clear it and restart fail2ban so it readds its stuff

merry talon
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do people still use mcbans?

astral knot
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Was it ever in common usage to begin with?

void void
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thought that shit died

merry talon
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yes it was a reddit thing

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iirc

astral knot
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Training staff to manage your own community is hard enough; having to deal with the prospect of other people's staff causing problems just sounds like a headache

merry talon
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thats why its dead

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lol you swore at me? Global ban

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people just didn't care about that

astral knot
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Not to mention that the reason formatting wouldn't be up to par

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I just thought of something... I also need to deal with ipv6tables

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.>

azure patio
acoustic pilot
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IMO you're overthinking the networking aspect of this all

astral knot
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What even is that? Looks like one of those sonic mouse deterrent things

acoustic pilot
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As someone pointed out, reset your entire iptables back to default state, restart fail2ban so it automatically re-adds its rules, and be done with it

azure patio
acoustic pilot
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Just let it go~~~

astral knot
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How safe is it though to do that?
Shouldn't all unneeded traffic be blocked?

acoustic pilot
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It's mostly fine.

astral knot
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"mostly"?

acoustic pilot
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You might end up on the shit end of the stick once in a while, but you can deal with those problems as they come

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For 99% of the time, this is not a concern

quick gust
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he's saying that because from a technical standpoint giving 100% confidence for something like this isnt possible your wasting both your time and everyone elses pondering about the 0.000000001% chance north korea 0 days your minecraft server

acoustic pilot
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Also with OVH, actual volumetric attacks will be mitigated

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The only real concern would be floods maybe

astral knot
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I am temporarily restarting a server that serviced a very large community

acoustic pilot
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What is very large?

astral knot
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300k unique player joins, 1.2k average concurrent players at peak

acoustic pilot
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meh that's nothing

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don't worry bout it

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just set up the basic shit and move on

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cool, OVH will deal with those

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those are volumetric attacks

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they typically won't hit your machine except for the first 30 seconds to a minute

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after that OVH will take over

void void
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inb4 a minute is too long!!!1

astral knot
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lol

acoustic pilot
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OVH's permanent mitigation should be able to stop most volumetric attacks

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before they even get to you

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so not even 30 seconds

fallen oracle
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Wiz is about to lose his shit again

merry talon
acoustic pilot
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Don't use racial slurs in here.

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Even if it's the "good kind"

quick gust
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yikes LOL

static badge
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what's the good kind byte :>

merry zealot
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i am very distressed today

void void
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i think he means no hard r but even then it's not 'good'

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yes what is the good kind?

static badge
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hard r? for retard?

merry zealot
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calling people jeepers

static badge
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didn't know retards were a race

void void
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yall are weird

static badge
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byte gettin defensive of his own I see :>

acoustic pilot
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It's either black people who think it's cool because they're black, or everyone else who thinks they got a N-word pass because they got black friends or listen to rap lol

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Neither is acceptable in this Discord.

merry zealot
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actually every racial slur is positive because there's nothing bad about being any race or sex :^)

static badge
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damn heard it hear first - black people who think it's cool cuz they're black ain't allowed on this discord

void void
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fun fact: australian accent doesnt have a hard R

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for "-er" that is

merry zealot
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i am still distressed

void void
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ok

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have fun being distressed

merry zealot
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thanks for your attention

static badge
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meanwhile over at enginehub

void void
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and how does that make you feel?

merry zealot
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well being distressed is kinda distressing

void void
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ok put on some music and get some water and relax

merry zealot
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im going to sleep soon but im just pissed i can't get my clonezilla live iso to connect to the internet

void void
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try this

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git gud

merry zealot
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so now i have a backup and a vps but no way to combine the two

acoustic pilot
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@static badge remember that time in DM, i shit all over you, and you killed me zero times ^_^

void void
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im going to tell you to use kali (as a joke)

static badge
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hey I almost got you 😠

acoustic pilot
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almost, a few times

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but not good enough

merry zealot
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well goodnight

static badge
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lucio is such a bitch to kill as mercy

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it's either -> reeeeeeeeeeeeeee i amp or reeeeeeeeeeeeee i run

acoustic pilot
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i hope they undo his speed nerf after they introduce role queue

merry zealot
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im actually slowly going insane (i'm repeatedly trying the same thing expecting different results)

acoustic pilot
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there is no need for lucio's speed to be nerfed with role queue

static badge
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I hope they nerf his ass again :>

acoustic pilot
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chances are he'll be buffed, not nerfed πŸ˜„

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lucio has had way too many nerfs

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i've endured them all

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like a boss

static badge
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yeah blizzard prefers buffing over nerfing

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which really has fucked them over

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we need to buff mccree

merry zealot
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just buff everything else in stead of nerfing the overpowered one

acoustic pilot
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makes no fucking sense buffing mccree

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wasnt he already a top pick?

static badge
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not much

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like he's good

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but everything else is just fucking better

acoustic pilot
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i guess im just biased as a lucio main

static badge
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that's their issue

acoustic pilot
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since mccree is a very strong counter

merry talon
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im disregarding your opinion on that one

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because of that

static badge
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LUL

merry zealot
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i disagree with you all.

acoustic pilot
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can't even move from point A to point B without a mccree 2 shotting me lol

static badge
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like orisa bastion baptiste is annoying as shit

hot gorge
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This is overwatch were talking?

static badge
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in general orisa baptiste is annoying

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that'll be 2-2-2 just u wait :>

merry zealot
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just for the sake of discussion and disagreement of course because I haven't played OW since like 2 weeks after launch

merry talon
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baptiste is a fucking dumb hero

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in every way

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I've played him once

acoustic pilot
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rly? i found him rather underwhelming

static badge
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you know what they're going to do to the new hero

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right now he's sorta lame

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they're gonna buuuuuuuuuuufffffffffffffffffffffff

merry talon
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not dumb as in good

vestal jasper
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got play of the game as mercy today 🀠

merry talon
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I dont even know how good he is

static badge
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and then take 6 months to revert lul

acoustic pilot
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oh dumb as in bad lol

hot gorge
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Having played a shit ton of TF2 I couldn't get into overwatch. Maybe I'll give it another try

acoustic pilot
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yeah he isn't very threatening in my games

merry talon
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badly designed

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imo

pulsar wigeon
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yea so that's fun. apparently someone found out how to ping @everyone despite it being disabled

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thanks discord

merry talon
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webhook?

hot gorge
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On enginecraft?

acoustic pilot
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no no it's crafthub

static badge
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baptiste is one of those annoying fuckers the higher you go in ranked

acoustic pilot
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i guess from a team perspective his skill to keep you alive on last hits as well as the damage boost are probably really good

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only really considered from a DM perspective

ruby sky
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is that possible to make Paper with Forge? πŸ€”

static badge
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dm

acoustic pilot
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the only game mode that matters ^_^

static badge
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ur bronze

merry talon
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says the LUCIO main

acoustic pilot
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im worse than bronze

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im unranked

merry talon
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holy shit

acoustic pilot
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last time some one trashed my lucio, they got stomped on with zero kills against me

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πŸ˜›

static badge
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ur actually bronze

merry talon
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I didnt say you were bad just a bad person

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but ur prolly bad too

static badge
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sweepy v byteflux

acoustic pilot
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fwiw i've had maybe 3-4 matches in DM where i won 20 kills and 0 deaths

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total

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out of my hundreds of hours πŸ˜›

merry talon
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bad person confirmed

acoustic pilot
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they are hard to come by

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but they do happen

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all the stars have to align perfectly, pretty much no widows, mccrees, or sombras lol

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~_~

marsh charm
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welp, even more intel speculative cpu vulnerabilities today

acoustic pilot
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Specific to Windows

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Not giving me an option to update, unless I already have it, or it's part of 1903 πŸ˜›

marsh charm
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it is not specific to windows @acoustic pilot

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according to microsoft they released patches today

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linux also released kernel patches today

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dists are probably pushing it out now, if they haven't already

wide hazel
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@void void plugin is loaded through a custom CL in a dep-injection library I created

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though it looks like someone messed up a method/class name or something when reflecting

acoustic pilot
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@marsh charm True, the vulnerability exists everywhere, it's just believed to be unexploitable on any OS other than Windows atm

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Cool, was fixed in KB4497934, so already had the fix for a while

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Microsoft rolled out the fix in June

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Looks like disclosure was today

limber knotBOT
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well here we go again

void void
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what are we going on

limber knotBOT
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re more intel cpu vulns

void void
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lel

reef arch
runic night
static badge
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intel kappa

fallen oracle
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@hot gorge Did you say you might have a solution to my monitor issue?

hot gorge
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Possible pm me

fallen oracle
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FR sent.

stable oriole
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@ruby sky I've made it for 1.12.2, and hopefully soon 1.14.4 (Paper and Forge)

limber knotBOT
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Hey Amigos

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I haven't played Minecraft in such a long time.

static badge
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it's gsand

limber knotBOT
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Wow, how did you know it was ME. 😎

static badge
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ur name

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u haven't changed it in decades

limber knotBOT
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Dang

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Foiled again!

wary lynx
void void
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gsand u foken noob

wanton summit
limber knotBOT
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says the person stuck on beta

void void
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STOP BULLYING ME

limber knotBOT
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you can always just

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backup your data, reinstall

void void
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i tried that lol

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i erased the disks, and had a usb stick with mojave

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it booted from usb fine

limber knotBOT
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did you fully wipe the drive, the partition and all not just the volume?

void void
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and then gave error -1008

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i think so?

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i had a MacBook HD and a MacBook HD - Data

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I deleted both

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or "erased"

limber knotBOT
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did you remove the partitions?

void void
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I guess not

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Why can't I just use fucking fdisk

limber knotBOT
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because there's diskutil

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it has a cli

void void
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in recovery mode can i use that tho

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terminal, that is

limber knotBOT
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you can

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its under utilities

void void
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~.~

golden gust
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ur fckn dum

void void
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well

limber knotBOT
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inc more excuses

void void
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ok one thing tho

golden gust
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You shoulda tried with shift too, should pull up an older macOS install and then you can upgrade to mojang or whatever

void void
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recov mode had an option to enable booting from usb, i didn't, then deleted all the data (but not partitions)

which coincidentally erases recovery mode ??

but I don't know if error 1008 was due to the partitions or due to the fact that enable booting from usb wasn't enabled?

even though it did boot from usb?

limber knotBOT
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*mojave

golden gust
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rip

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too tired

limber knotBOT
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it deleted recovery mode?

void void
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yea

limber knotBOT
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wait, how old is your MacBook?

void void
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pre sure it's the 2018 model

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ye

limber knotBOT
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you should still have the internet based one

void void
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i did

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that's what i had to use

limber knotBOT
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and that gave you an error?

void void
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however not the mojave recovery mode, i had to use the "latest macos internet recovery mode"

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the first one yes

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second one no

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(which just reinstalled catalina)

limber knotBOT
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id say try it after deleting the partitions, people on reddit have rolled backs its without a doubt possible

golden gust
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there are like 3 key combos

limber knotBOT
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sometimes Macos's installer cries when it sees a partition

void void
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well does a normal time machine backup work for restoring mac? :\ because it took for fucking ever to get this set back up how i needed it

limber knotBOT
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timemachine does

void void
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and im not hyped to do it again

golden gust
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one uses the macOS recovery partition, other pulls the original install, the other pulls the "latest" one

limber knotBOT
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he says he "deleted" the old on

void void
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yea so the original install gave me -1008

limber knotBOT
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*one

void void
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and i did

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somehow

golden gust
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You mean cmd-r?

void void
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yea the regular recovery

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it got deleted when i erased the hard drive

golden gust
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Yea, rip dat one

void void
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nice

limber knotBOT
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rip

golden gust
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I linked you a page yesterday iirc that tells you the 3 sets of key combos

void void
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you did

limber knotBOT
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there's a full guide on GitHub on how to manually install macos

void void
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again, i tried, maybe it was the partitions

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like, i did what i knew how to do

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even searched for these error codes like hell

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but -1008??? turns up nothing

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-2002

golden gust
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apparently u knew not much

limber knotBOT
golden gust
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and yea, apples error codes are the best

limber knotBOT
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I've actually seen worse

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-1008 is a networking error

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invalid CA

void void
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where did you find this

limber knotBOT
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don't remember, its from when I was setting up Mojave

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I got the same error and it annoyed the heck out of me

void void
limber knotBOT
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hey now, that was Mojave beta don't blame me for not remembering where

void void
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so this d00d asks for additions to my plugin on spigot

limber knotBOT
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also stop sending emojis, I have no idea what they are lol

void void
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i do it and ask him to test it

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ghosted

golden gust
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I mean, you delivered

void void
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Tea, that is precisely why I send so many emojis when talking to an IRC ;)

golden gust
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Why would they care to speak to you anymore?

limber knotBOT
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I can enable the embeds

golden gust
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I know that if I could take a quick exit, I would

limber knotBOT
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I just don't like seeing the stupid emojis

golden gust
void void
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pepetard <-- Tea

fallen oracle
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Any of ya'll worked with expiring maps?

void void
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yea

limber knotBOT
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it just clutters up chat

golden gust
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It's a map

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It expires stuff

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is magic

void void
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wat u need 2 no

fallen oracle
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Maybe I'm looking more for a cache. I want to add something to a "cache" for about 10 minutes and then auto remove that entry

void void
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check out caffeine

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can expire on last access or when it was added, and also use a removal listener and do stuff like cleanup or update record when it expires

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iz nice

fallen oracle
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Hmm okay, yeah what I need is just super basic remove X minutes after that specific entry was added.

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I'll check out caffine

golden gust
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didn't guava have a cache too?

void void
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yea caffeine is based on guava

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forkd

golden gust
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ah, lol

fallen oracle
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I don't need anything hardcore tho

void void
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well why doesnt expiringmap work then?

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if all you need is entry lifetime

fallen oracle
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Is there a lib for that?

void void
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yea

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expiringmap

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i thought that's what you were asking about

fallen oracle
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Didn't know what I needed πŸ˜›

void void
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heh

fallen oracle
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Dope, thanks.

void void
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πŸ‘Œ

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caffeine for when you want a get(id) method that conditionally checks cache or pulls from db and puts in map for you, and also expires with ability to listen to expiry (say, to keep db objects in memory for a while and edit them directly, then sync back to db when they go unused for a bit)

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iz cul lib

limber knotBOT
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simple, take a look at the installation part of that guide I linked skip the parts you don't need should help you out if its really ruining your life

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GLHF

void void
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it hasn't been too bad so far but yea i will

limber knotBOT
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tbh, he does the last part himself

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I should sleep

void void
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accurate

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also accurate

limber knotBOT
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oof

fallen oracle
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Ez cache

void void
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Caching is amazing

fallen oracle
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Yeah. I'm sure inventive will be happy.

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Won't be spamming the Spiget API anymore.

void void
fallen oracle
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Now let's try to generate vk2pg banners and see how long it'll take.

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Jk I forgot I don't have that setup atm

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So sexy.

limber knotBOT
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wide hazel
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What the FUCK did I just watch

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And why was it on my feed

void void
wide hazel
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NSFW warning

austere ivy
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I got kicked from mcforums?

void void
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how'd you manage that

ancient bolt
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I really hate how rogue one and force awakens isn't on netflix but all the other movies are because the netflix contract didn't include anything before it was signed

austere ivy
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Purge.

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@void void untuned seemed to have been a mod and Intelli was in the process of demoting them and they acted out.

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Seems like a bit of drama unfolding but that's the gist. I thought I did something wrong ;c

void void
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lol

fallen oracle
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Hmm, can't really do too much testing of streams vs cache when you only have 1 entry to play with, eh?

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Cause I currently utilize streams for handling data / getting objects I need, but I'm wondering if the cache would be faster, but I'm not sure how much data I would need to get to the point where cache would be faste.r

void void
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i guess it depends where the data is coming from

fallen oracle
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A list

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Well that's where it is currently

void void
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i mean originating, is it expensive to populate the list

fallen oracle
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I load all the data in on startup, and then modify the objects in the list / add / remove as needed.

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Wouldn't think so

void void
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well then you're already caching hah

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it's all stored in memory

fallen oracle
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Alrighty cool, I thought someone said that wasn't "true" caching but hey if it works it works,.

void void
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lol wat

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who said that πŸ˜‚

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caches are just maps with extras

fallen oracle
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I guess I should just stop trying to make microoptimizations if I don't have any current issues.

void void
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dont fix what's not bork

fallen oracle
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True

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Boutta stop adding anything new to my projects and only fix things people PR

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Ez

void void
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yes

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if you wana do what's called a pro gamer move

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make people PR fixes to their own PRs

fallen oracle
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Yeah

#
    /**
     * Gets a guild by it's uuid
     * @param uuid the input
     * @return the output
     */
    public Guild getGuild(@NotNull UUID uuid) {
        return guilds.stream().filter(guild -> guild.getId().equals(uuid)).findFirst().orElse(null);
    }```

Ez OwO fast speed.
static badge
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lame

fallen oracle
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UR LAME

pulsar wigeon
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wtf is that

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why do you not have a map

fallen oracle
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@void void Probably this guy ^

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🀣

heady spear
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Why the fuck would you loop through the entire collection to find a keyed element

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This is why we can’t have nice things

fallen oracle
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@void void Probably this guy ^

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🀣

void void
fallen oracle
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The collection never has more than like 200 and I haven't been able to test 200 so I wouldn't know

void void
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streams actually are best case 1 iteration worst case full collection

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depending on where it is in the collection

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so i mean, it's not amazing

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but

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i mean

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a map would help

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to be completely linear

fallen oracle
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I'd need to have some data generated to test with.

void void
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with 200 items (if that's accurate) honestly the performance gain will be minimal

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but haters gonna hate

fallen oracle
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200 is a big if

void void
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well then

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idk id probably consider a map

heady spear
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The performance gain might not be insane but I don’t see the motivation behind not using a map at all

static badge
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glare pullin a mojang kappa

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we don't need more than 1 player doing anything on the server

heady spear
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It makes very little sense and that’s a huge code smell

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Do it right from the beginning. This isn’t a micro optimization, it’s just common sense lmao

fallen oracle
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I understand. I can look into changing this.

heady spear
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I’ll throw pineapples at you if you argue with me

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If that helps

static badge
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reeeeeeeeee gotta use streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeams

void void
limber knotBOT
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fallen oracle
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No pineapples needed. I'll do some exploring in a few days.

queen pollen
void void
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yes, i dont know what point you're trying to make but that's just java

static badge
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1.14 kappa

void void
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those are just different threads afaik

queen pollen
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_two of which I need to take a look at πŸ˜› _

celest spire
queen pollen
fallen oracle
#

What's that?

quasi valley
#

a random graph with bad naming lefbad

#

or maybe just fancy art who knows

void void
#

when people come here just to flex their infrastructure

quasi valley
#

I'm as skilled as that I know we use Grafana as well, but dont even know how go through our fancy stats dinnerthink

void void
#

well that graph is conveniently cut off to the left to remove what the graph is actually about

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server to <something>

#

bed tiem

inland veldt
void void
#

Creeper

limber knotBOT
#

no.

cedar spade
#

aw mini why you gotta ruin the fun

tall drum
jagged veldt
true lance
cursive girder
limber knotBOT
#

Everything just went cock&balls. On a high end server.

cedar spade
#

how high end is "high end"?

#

does it end on a hill? a skyscraper? a mountain? outer space?

limber knotBOT
#

dual xeon 2630v4 with 64GB ram but this qemu instance has been given 10GB

#

-Xms6G -Xmx6G -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=100 -XX:+DisableExplicitGC -XX:TargetSurvivorRatio=90 -XX:G1NewSizePercent=50 -XX:G1MaxNewSizePercent=75 -XX:G1MixedGCLiveThresholdPercent=35 -XX:+AlwaysPreTouch -XX:+ParallelRefProcEnabled -Dusing.aikars.flags=mcflags.emc.gs

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Thought maybe I "tipped" over the MazNewSizePercent to I lowered it to 75 from 80

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but there are just a few ppl online

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the 4 of the 10GB is for the system and dynmap, sqlsevers etc

acoustic pilot
#

2630 v4 is not high end

#

for Minecraft, it would be considered incredibly low end.

golden gust
#

Looks like a mixture of a slower CPU + pillagers + 1.14

limber knotBOT
#

looking at top I have not even come close to topping the cores

acoustic pilot
#

The CPU is quite beyond slow

golden gust
#

mc is heavily single threaded

#

Having 20 dozen cores means nothing

cedar spade
#

we're using an i3 from 2011 so I'm not gonna judge

acoustic pilot
#

i3 from 2011 might actually be better than the 2630 v4

#

no joke

#

for Minecraft

#

there are definitely i3s that are better, just not sure how old they are

celest coyote
#

I agree

limber knotBOT
#

watch -n1 "grep MHz /proc/cpuinfo |sort -k4rn" is looking like the cores are not even really speeding up.

acoustic pilot
#

A load of 1.0 means your server is stressed as far as Minecraft is concerned

celest coyote
#

minecraft doesn't give a shit about your extra cores

#

it only uses 1 or 2

acoustic pilot
#

Your kernel will schedule work across all your cores, but Minecraft will still only operate within a single thread, effectively this is the same as "running on one core"

limber knotBOT
#

yeah I know

acoustic pilot
#

So you should understand how that works before jumping to conclusions

#

Just look at the process CPU for Java, should be better instead of core load

limber knotBOT
#

wondering I can pin cores to the qemu instance and avoid the scheduler. Just keep them on "turbo"

#

threads jumping around with NUMA is not really a java thing

golden gust
#

The scheduler will just spread the load across whatever cores you set it can keep

limber knotBOT
#

why are API-spawned firebals always at a fixed velocity regardless of what you do

acoustic pilot
#

And the kernel is incredibly efficient at this

#

You intervening on its part isn't going to improve it

limber knotBOT
#

it's really aggravating

#

electroniccat gosh I hate jave atm

#

java

golden gust
#

Java ain't the issue

acoustic pilot
#

Mostly Minecraft is the issue

#

That's where the blame lies first, second is the hardware

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Java would be pretty far down the list

cedar spade
#

jave

celest coyote
#

dave

acoustic pilot
#

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

cedar spade
#

home of witty banter

limber knotBOT
#

heh and I have a IBM Power9 system with 128 threads coming in soon =P

#

prolly not a good idea to drop a mc instance on that

acoustic pilot
#

I'm sure it'll make an OK web service machine lol

#

BungeeCord/Waterfall are good candidates for more cores, weaker CPU, but def not Spigot/Paper.

#

For the latter you need to focus on CPU power

limber knotBOT
#

CPU(s): 2 Hexa core Intel E5 Xeon E5-2630 v4s (-HT-MCP-SMP-) cache: 30720 KB. clock speeds: max: 3200 MHz.

#

that was from inxi ... 3.2GHz is not enough?

#

what I am wondering is is there could be issues with NUMA. I have pined RAM to each CPU so it would not "span" CPUs and flop around.

void void
#

xeon cpu-s are generally crap for minecraft

limber knotBOT
#

agree

#

well if you have more then one

void void
#

i wonder how much do cpu bug patches impact the performance

#

a'la l1tf, spectre & meltdown mitigations

limber knotBOT
#

Kinda sick of Intel all together. Next time I fork out 5-6k on a system it will be IBM.

#

Power10 is around the corner at 7nm. Intel is a falling apart.

#

One reason is amt

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intel is kind of single core performance tho

#

and I like open hardware

#

Its time for Mojang to get with 2019. Everything today is massive parallel computing.

acoustic pilot
#

Intel is still the king of single threaded performance, and probably will be for at least the next 5 years, but AMD is definitely catching up.

void void
#

intel sacrificing security for speed

limber knotBOT
#

not knowingly

celest coyote
#

AMD is like within 3-5% of single thread

#

a worthy alternative

limber knotBOT
#

also, mojang can't just look at the code for a week and flick a switch and make it multi threaded, its extremly complex

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and looking at chunk stuff, they are no experts, lol

acoustic pilot
#

Lots of games are still vastly single threaded, the shift to multi-threadedness is still very much on-going across the board.

limber knotBOT
#

Intel has had close to zero innovation the last five years. Last decent architecture innovation was with the sandybridge 2600

#

cause nobody forced them to do anything

acoustic pilot
#

Turns out managing unsynchronized game state is hard!

limber knotBOT
#

Have you looked at the Power9s. Google and Amazon are not using them.

#

now^

#

You can get a very nice system from Talos for home usage

#

but ofc you can't install windows on it. At least not yet.

#

power9 only makes sense for application that highly scale

#

its nearly useless for mc

#

true

acoustic pilot
#

As I said earlier, sure would make a great web services machine

peak dirge
#

Once upon a time, Windows ran on PowerPC...

acoustic pilot
#

Horribly crap for MC

#

I would agree that it's an absurd waste of money in today's cloud hosting climate

#

Where you can just scale based on your needs

#

And pay upfront for only what you need

limber knotBOT
#

I do a lot of work with Neural Networks and Deep Learning so it I need the scaling

acoustic pilot
#

Regardless of MC, that is

limber knotBOT
#

but MC is something else

#

Have anybody/group actually tried to do a total rewrite of MC? Would that even be legal?

#

glowstone reimplements the server

#

there are countless of clients for mc

#

in different languages

#

barty like dropping java

#

there are also copy cat projects like minetest

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and well, bedrock is a copy of minecraft too

acoustic pilot
#

There's nothing wrong with Java.

#

Just someone speaking out of their ass who thinks the problem with Minecraft is Java (it isn't)

limber knotBOT
#

buuuut da jvm overhead!!!

acoustic pilot
#

Mind you this is the same person asking us for help on Minecraft performance

#

Clearly he has all the answers

celest coyote
#

Pay no heed to the opinions of sheep who cannot code multithreaded programs

limber knotBOT
#

I remember learning Java as a kid and then looking up at my TV and it was 9/11. That was a long ass time ago =)

celest coyote
#

Did you really have to bring that in here

acoustic pilot
#

lol

celest coyote
#

Also just so you can code doesnt mean you can also code multithreaded programs

golden gust
#

Issue with threading is that threading is a complex bitch which unless applied properly can drastically hit the performance of an app, sometimes its literally not even viable, and honestly, with mc when you consider things like modding etc, it gets fun...

#

Part of 1.14s breakage is because mojang tried to hold themselves too much towards things like the server not being stupid

acoustic pilot
#

Yes, aggressive multi-threading is just going to lead to contention and more lag.

limber knotBOT
#

Haskell would be fun

golden gust
#

Issue is that the server is stupid, and plugins have to fight against that

limber knotBOT
#

just for shits and giggles

golden gust
#

And there have been several projects to respin the server, not a single implementation is at the point where you can swap out an SMP server

acoustic pilot
#

Depends on which version, maybe?

golden gust
#

part of the crashes in 1.14 have been around the assumption that certain things won't do things like loading chunks

acoustic pilot
#

If you wanted a really old SMP server, maybe πŸ˜ƒ

celest coyote
#

The server makes a shitton of assumptions that do not really hold true

#

This causes bugs but most people dont notice

#

Plugins expose those bugs however and then have to get around them

limber knotBOT
#

Honestly though the world it not heading toward super fast single core CPUs. MC is going to die if they don't cut the shit and get with the times.

acoustic pilot
#

MC is not going to die

golden gust
#

Threading mc is complex, however

celest coyote
#

They are working on it slowly

acoustic pilot
#

90 million active monthly players

#

They'll change it slowly

#

They see the writing on the wall

celest coyote
#

Keep in mind mc was made over a decade ago

golden gust
#

Per world threading is easy, assuming you don't care about existing plugins

celest coyote
#

By onr person in his basement as a pet project

golden gust
#

To get the server to be as threaded as some people are hoping is very :S

celest coyote
#

He never expected it to sell one copy let alone become the best selling game

acoustic pilot
#

All it takes is a commitment to performance and they can have it done in 1 release

#

but performance fixes don't sell

golden gust
#

Pretty much

acoustic pilot
#

it wouldn't change much, IMO

golden gust
#

Part of the mess with 1.14 is that they where trying to clean up a pretty core area of the game and it was pushed out in such a bad state

acoustic pilot
#

Mojang sees the server community as a test bed

#

As long as realms is working fine, all is good

#

As far as multiplayer goes

celest coyote
#

Yeah

#

They dont make any money from servers

golden gust
#

Mojang are basically stuck with a 10 year old codebase and have to try and keep up with a brand new codebases releases and try to maintain/bring up 10 year old code which was never really designed to be maintained/extended

#

The new ticketing system is as much of a hell as it is a blessing

acoustic pilot
#

They are well aware that the server community can take care of itself, so they only focus their resources on the things that will generate them more revenue

#

Which is feature releases

#

Not performance releases

limber knotBOT
#

I blame Hillary

celest coyote
#

Im sure the ticketting system will be great once the rest of the code base is properly adapted to use it

#

Ill give it 2 years

golden gust
#

Major hell is that mojang doesn't have any real form of "this chunk isn't loaded" strategy

#

In cases where they do it's often based around other assumptions

acoustic pilot
#

rip lol

celest coyote
#

Viaversion is a hack

#

Dirty dirty hack

acoustic pilot
#

ViaVersion is not really that hacky

#

It's a rather elegant way of dealing with protocol transitions

golden gust
acoustic pilot
#

Don't think anyone else could've done what ViaVersion did, any cleaner than how they did it

#

And it's pretty damn clean

golden gust
#

Note the code there, they check if the adjacent block is loaded, they don't care about checking if the block near that is loaded or not

limber knotBOT
#

At work our bosses can literally point at a project that is a Godzillion times more complex then MC and tell our team "you have 14 days to port that to --fill in blank--" This is not super unique. Why can't Mojang do that? Not enough money?

acoustic pilot
#

Capitalism isn't very hard to understand

#

Companies make decisions to increase revenue

#

Fixing server performance doesn't do that for Mojang lol

limber knotBOT
#

barty start firing ppl

golden gust
#

Firing people doesn't solve anything

#

What byte said is true

#

Mojang really just needs to spend a release on fixing and addressing the performance issues

#

Instead of tryna bring up a 10 year old codebase, add in features, fix misc issues, and all that in a single release

acoustic pilot
#

Or even just commit just ONE DEVELOPER to performance strictly

#

Have one person on payroll whose only job is to fix performance.

golden gust
#

They've seemingly got some interest on their end of tryna hit a few hard pressing issues

acoustic pilot
#

I think it would make sense to hire someone who has an eye for optimization/performance

limber knotBOT
#

barty - What they need to do is recognize that MC runs on servers that are newer then five years old.

acoustic pilot
#

A specialist

celest coyote
#

why would they do that

acoustic pilot
#

I mean I'm sure Dinnerbone, Grum and all them are great, but they probably don't specialize in performance

celest coyote
#

it doesn't make them any money

#

as long as the server runs at 20tps for realms they won't care

limber knotBOT
#

can always think of some BS like "the environment" and carbon footprints.

golden gust
#

Mojang have admitted that the release was shit and are interested in putting effort into bumping it

acoustic pilot
#

1.15 will be telling how sincere those words were

celest coyote
#

yeah we'll see about that

limber knotBOT
#

heh

acoustic pilot
#

I think that's fairly normal for a new release?

golden gust
#

Mojang have admitted that the release was shit

#

Mojang have been given a shit hand

#

I don't think that it's really fair that people in here seem to think that they release 1.14 as bad as it was intentionally

acoustic pilot
#

Given the shitty release, it's expected people will be more cautious to update, but overall seems like a lot of people did

limber knotBOT
#

See that's what happens when hippies are at the helm of hiring programmers. They hire retards.

golden gust
#

It's still not perfect, and honestly, I can kinda see whhhy they wouldn't wanna make the changes they'd need to in a point release; but credit for the fact that they put their hands up and admitted it

acoustic pilot
#

Yeah I'll hold my rage until 1.15

#

but after that, it's gonna be a slug fest

#

If they don't do anything

#

Will have lost all confidence and trust in Mojang

#

Rightfully so

#

So sure, Mojang's development team doesn't like the way this release went, but we'll see next release.

#

I get their hands were tied

#

But if next release is just as shitty, then no excuse

golden gust
#

Pretty much, tbh

cedar spade
#

I'm happy that they're trying to address limitations in the existing codebase with each update, rather than just slapping new content onto an aging game

#

1.14.x hasn't worked out great, but there's potential

limber knotBOT
#

btw anything in the settings to reduce the amount of pillagers?

#

guess I could.

cedar spade
#

I'm not going to write off Mojang unless they actually kill Java Edition

#

(which they could do by porting Bedrock to Linux, releasing the Mac port to everyone and giving JE owners a free copy)

#

It isn't really done

#

Data packs afaik

golden gust
#

So, I've been tryna sort out some stuff at uni and got sent an email for an appointment offer and sent a response back saying "yea, sure" pretty much, and haven't got a response back from them yet; Do I still attend or wut because it's like across town? o.O

cedar spade
#

There used to be a custom launcher for PE on Android that supported modding

void void
#

there's PE on linux launcher

golden gust
#

They said a time and I replied, but never got any message back from him saying that it's recorded on the books, so idek if the appointment has been made for me or not

cedar spade
#

Is there time to email and say "just to confirm, the appointment is booked for X time?"

golden gust
#

Yea, I sent one an hour ago or so

#

Still got a few hours before I'd have to setoff, but this is just 😑

cunning badge
#

The appointment is then approved

tulip lotus
#

Damn I get "Players can join a normal faction, this is a system faction", but I've typed /f bypass

earnest star
void void
#

Anyone knows how can i set private slots? My server is set to 20 players, and me being an OP can even join after it has reached the maximum.
I want 2-3 slots more for Admins/Mods so that they can also join when the server is full.

#

I have essentials

jaunty oriole
#

essentials.joinfullserver

void void
#

Would it be smart to use the recommended jvm startup parameters with 4 bungees which mostly lag due to lack of CPU usage

#

cause in the documentation it says it'll use more CPU performance to do the efficient memo dumps

#

Bungee performance just sucks so much :c

golden gust
#

Use waterfall

#

If you can pick up specific issues, I can try to find time to look into them

limber knotBOT
#

@void void firefox will be fixed in beta 6

#

thunderbird as well

void void
#

we use travertine @golden gust

#

fork of waterfall

golden gust
#

same advice still applies, tbh

void void
#

only difference is 1.7 support

golden gust
#

I know, I maintain it

void void
#

we need 1.7 support

#

oh for real

#

lol nice

#

Wait then you probably know what's going on

#

we can't handle 600+ players with redis bungee when players are all near each other

#

we run 4 bungees on one dedicated game-2 OVH server

#

It'll spike to skyheight

#

and lag a ton

#

once they're seperated, it's reduced by about 250/350% CPU usage

golden gust
#

600 on a single instance?

void void
#

no 600 total spread by 4 bungees

golden gust
#

issue is that so many players near each other will just shoot out packets to no end

void void
#

Yeah

#

Our dev has a formula to calculate it

#

it multiplies like a nuke

#

is there anything to do about that

#

hasnt there been updates to improve those performance ?

golden gust
#

I don't run a server with enough of a scale to keep my eyes on how well everything performs at scale

void void
#

hm

#

Could there be any reason that bungees act differently when there's a different spigot core operating the server they're playing on?

#

Cause we think it does but we arent sure

golden gust
#

Not really

void void
#

You still did a great job though, many exploits fixed in watertfall and yet the performance is still as good (probably even better) than normal bungee

#

So in other words there isn't a solution to reduce those incoming packets ?

golden gust
#

nope

void void
#

can't it run on a different thread?

limber knotBOT
#

I thought it was using work-stealing

#

huh

void void
#

what @atomic marten

limber knotBOT
#

Its a strategy for multithreaded applications using a thread pool

void void
#

oh

#

For waterfall?

#

I had some suggestions from a bungee pro

#

using epoll, compression to 256 etc

#

there are some ways to improve it

#

but what you're saying would be the best fix

limber knotBOT
#

might not be practical

golden gust
#

Bungee should already have a bunch of worker threads

limber knotBOT
#

So it wouldn't be a good fix what thread the task was on matters

#

I need to setup a bitlebee for messenger...

void void
#

hm

#

80% of my playerbase uses 1.7 sadly

#

I think almost every PvP network

abstract aspen
#

Can someone link me all the stuff I should add to my start.sh

#

-Xms10G -Xmx10G -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=100 -XX:+DisableExplicitGC -XX:TargetSurvivorRatio=90 -XX:G1NewSizePercent=50 -XX:G1MaxNewSizePercent=80 -XX:G1MixedGCLiveThresholdPercent=35 -XX:+AlwaysPreTouch -XX:+ParallelRefProcEnabled

#

is this it?

limber knotBOT
#

hi

tardy oasis
void void
cosmic gorge
#

fucking what now

#

I wanted to buy a single spork

#

costs 2 euros on amazon

#

50 euros in postage

#

hey amazon, why don't you have a seat and let's talk about scams

#

the only way I'd agree to pay 50 euros in postage for a spork is if you ship it to mars

#

I live in a country with no amazon

#

easy

#

I pay delivery fees

#

portugal

#

it's in europe

#

most amazon shipping costs around 6 euros

#

we're talking about a good valued at 2 euros and which weighs only a few grams

#

this would be a scam even if you had it delivered to the mariana trench

#

no more than buying one book

#

or one knife

#

because I want one spork

limber knotBOT
#

hey tiago buy my spork ;)

cosmic gorge
#

yes how outlandish, buying a spork

#

why aren't I buying uranium in bulk instead

cedar spade
#

I like how the fact that Amazon doesn't operate in Portugal isn't even being questioned here because why the fuck would you buy one spork

cosmic gorge
#

@cedar spade turns out they only open websites for the countries they have warehouses in

#

and they don't want a warehouse here

#

then they need to get in another line of business barty

cedar spade
#

Portugal
third-world country

cosmic gorge
#

and no I don't understand how selling your goods puts you at a loss

cedar spade
#

because you no longer have the goods thinksmart

cosmic gorge
#

yes, we pay for shipping

#

genius

cedar spade
#

what are you even arguing about

cosmic gorge
#

shipping under 100 grams of material does not cost 50 euros

#

it doesn't even cost a euro

#

you do understand that by your logic nothing in this country would cost less than 50 euros right

#

especially since we produce fuckall here

cedar spade
#

no, just sporks

cosmic gorge
#

wasn't aware they made sporks out of black holes these days

#

them fuckers be heavy

vestal jasper
#

Wtb spork $150

cosmic gorge
#

tell me whatever business you end up getting into barty so I can invest in the competition

cedar spade
#

you've clearly forgotten about the great portugal spork crisis '97

vestal jasper
#

Ok but what if they order 2 sporks

cosmic gorge
#

I should hope you'd be able to identify that buying things from amazon is not a business

vestal jasper
#

Just invest in other p2w loot crate servers. That'll hurt barty. /s

cosmic gorge
#

not everyone eats with their hands barty

#

or just off the floor

#

why do you think I'm buying one spork

acoustic pilot
#

Shipping is the problem, Amazon has fulfillment centers everywhere, so if you wanted, you could pick up on the same day of your order.

cosmic gorge
#

can you not imagine a single reason?

acoustic pilot
#

Probably too much overhead to ship cheap things.

cosmic gorge
#

like I said not everyone eats with their hands

#

there's these things, they're called eating utensils

cedar spade
#

I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of, using a knife and fork

cosmic gorge
#

they price it like that because it's a scam

vestal jasper
#

Ok but a single fork. No knives or anything else?

cosmic gorge
#

this is going to blow your mind but I only need one spork

#

I am also buying one bowl

#

guess what the spork is for

cedar spade
#

you can't even use a spork with drtshock/Potato therefore they are completely useless

cosmic gorge
#

that's right it's to spoon with your mom but also fork your dad tonight

#

hey I'm buying one blender right now

#

isn't that weird how I'm not getting the 10-pack

#

they're probably going to charge me $100000 for shipping

acoustic pilot
#

you can buy singles if you group them together but amazon probably will list them as "add-on" items so a minimum order amount would be required

cosmic gorge
#

imagine how many single orders of sporks I could fit in that blender

vestal jasper
#

Dude barty you sound mad. Did someone steal your spork or something?

acoustic pilot
#

chopsticks for everything tbh

#

even soup

cosmic gorge
#

his family was killed using only a single spork

#

he's trying to take away my right to bear sporks

vestal jasper
#

I'll cut your heart out with a spork?

cedar spade
#

why aren't you blending the sporks

cosmic gorge
#

because the sporks cost 50 euros to ship

#

looks like you value single sporks even more highly than me

#

feel free to get one

#

even get one 100 times

cedar spade
#

have you tried adding 2 sporks to your basket to see what the shipping price is

acoustic pilot
#

damn

#

im patenting that right now

#

chop straws will make me a fortune

cosmic gorge
#

gunchop, use two revolvers as chopsticks

#

the fun part is when you put both barrels in your mouth

#

what a steal

#

fucking jesus christ barty

cedar spade
#

what the fuck is that

cosmic gorge
#

how dumb are you

cedar spade
#

that is not a spork

cosmic gorge
#

that's not a spork

#

the one thing you had to get right

#

and you get it wrong

acoustic pilot
#

that looks more like a fork

cosmic gorge
#

it's a scam numbnuts

cedar spade
#

spnirk

acoustic pilot
#

that's not really what a spork is though >_>

cedar spade
#

that's nont what a spork is

cosmic gorge
#

where the scam is that that's not even what it says it is

cedar spade
#

*not

acoustic pilot
#

unless our understanding of sporks over the past 2 decades has changed

#

has it?

#

it's still a spoon edge with fork tips

cedar spade
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aklhweiuwdnakxnlcmnwiuwhiwuheuhwieuhriuehfuehfleskbwfnebmndsfbsjrfrui THAT IS NOT A SPORK

cosmic gorge
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really? because I am browsing them right now and I am finding plenty

fallen oracle
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@acoustic pilot Daily reminder to work on libby.

cosmic gorge
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it's not a spork buddy

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go back to primary school ,go learn basic shapes

cedar spade
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magma: what amazon are you on

cosmic gorge
acoustic pilot
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a spork is when you combine the spoon and fork into one end

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a fork on one end, and a spoon on the other, isn't a spork

cedar spade
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what the fuck why does amazon.de have so many singular sporks

cosmic gorge
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if you take a spoon to a fork you do not get a spork

cedar spade
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OH WAIT it doesn't

cosmic gorge
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much like how if you staple a woman to a man you don't get a woman with a penis

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it's just not how that works

acoustic pilot
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lol

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damn

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that's pretty much a beatdown for barty's spork logic

pulsar wigeon
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.typing

limber knotBOT
pulsar wigeon
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everyone up in arms over a fake spork

acoustic pilot
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i think your idea of up in arms and ours is very different mr anger management

cosmic gorge
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6xl right?

pulsar wigeon
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fuck you too byte

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β™₯

cedar spade
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€50 for a spork is not a ripoff end of

acoustic pilot
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damn that's an expensive spork

acoustic pilot
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y a spork gotta cost $10

fallen oracle
cosmic gorge
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I am proud of you

cedar spade
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your fault if you want to spend precisely €50 on a single spork versus just buying two

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glare I stg

celest coyote
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Why thr hell is this discudsion still going

cosmic gorge
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you understand that the shipping is a flat base rate which only goes up with each additional item right

cedar spade
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because magma

acoustic pilot
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not sure how it works there but at least here shipping is affected by weight

cosmic gorge
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if everyone else seems retarded maybe you're the one who's retarded @spare venture

acoustic pilot
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as well.

cedar spade
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you're all redarted

acoustic pilot
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flat rate per item sounds really nice if it's not affected by weight o.o

cosmic gorge
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it is affected by weight

cedar spade
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the cheap way to deliver a wrecking ball

acoustic pilot
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to barty's door

cedar spade
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what sporks are you buying that are that expensive

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wait who are we picking on again magma or barty

acoustic pilot
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we're picking on people?

cosmic gorge
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a lot of sporks are just $2-$3

cedar spade
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I don't know I forgot how this works

pulsar wigeon
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everyone is retarded byte

cedar spade
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especially wiz

pulsar wigeon
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we're equal opportunity pickers

acoustic pilot
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true

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im retarded too

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we're all retarded

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but leaf is most retarded

cosmic gorge
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amazon isn't scamming me, these sellers are

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oh hey second hand individual sporks

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meth-flavored

pulsar wigeon
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yea what happens if you lose your first spork

cosmic gorge
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how am I scamming myself

acoustic pilot
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what flavor is meth

pulsar wigeon
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you need a backup spork just in case

cosmic gorge
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I pay a fraction of a set I was only going to use one of anyway

cedar spade
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spork you all I'm outta here

pulsar wigeon
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nah it's gotta be gold

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so it doesn't impart metallic flavors on your food

acoustic pilot
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i only use sporks that leech toxic chemicals

cedar spade
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misread as import

acoustic pilot
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so plastic pls

cosmic gorge
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you're the kind of guy who buys buttplugs in bulk because you don't realize you only have one ass @spare venture

fallen oracle
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/r/RareInsults

acoustic pilot
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no he buys them in bulk because he keeps "losing" them

cosmic gorge
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look, you go eat your meal using two sporks, record it and then upload it on youtube

celest coyote
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I only use sporks made out of pure sodium metal

cosmic gorge
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then we'll let the commenters decide how many sporks you need for your meals

celest coyote
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They give food a good ompf

cedar spade
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You go eat your meal using one spork, record it and then upload it on youtube, then we'll let the commenters decide how many knives and forks you need for your meals

cosmic gorge
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that way when I shank barty with it I can sell it on cs:go for hundreds of dollars afterwards

cedar spade
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*sporks

cosmic gorge
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I mean I wouldn't be mad if that were the case

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see

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you're the odd one out barty

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you and your single spork having ass

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I bet you're actually a secret single sporker

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and you're just overcompensating to try to fit in and lie to yourself

robust quest
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Oh hey, Phantom Block Fix merged.

acoustic pilot
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what's portugal? is that like a place where they don't have school shootings?

void void
cedar spade
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no but seriously do you know what a knife and fork are

cosmic gorge
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no that's just the rest of the world byteflux

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yes

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see now I'm very suspicious

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I bet you have exactly one spork in your favorite kitchen drawer

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clearly a lie

cedar spade
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you're a spork

cosmic gorge
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you feel that tightness as we start circling the truth

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that's your anus puckering up against the single spork you're hiding oh so well from everyone but yourself

cedar spade
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spork you too

cosmic gorge
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I'm going to bed tonight, comfortable in my own skin and with a lovely spork-to-be on the way via express mail

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that's more than what you can say about yourself barty

cedar spade
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the question is

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did you pay €50

cosmic gorge
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no, found a seller that isn't running a literal scam

cedar spade
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you're a literal scam

robust quest
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Everyone knows retardation cannot be fixed while sleep deprived.

fiery wharf
cedar spade
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Yes

hot gorge
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How on earth do you get Dynmap to stop spewing progress on renders in the in game chat?

digital talon
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/dynmap quiet

hot gorge
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Well damn. Thanks

hearty plank
rare nest
shell vine
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running a mc server be like

fallen oracle
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Mfw

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Say that she can request that you be banned.

shell vine
limber knotBOT
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one hour later and I am wondering why Magma orders from amazon.de all the way down to portugal

heady spear
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his beard is sucking all the smart out of his head so he doesn't know better

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why would u need more than 1 spork tho

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that's a perfectly good reason to complain

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yes

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no

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but like

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sporks are different

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you don't need more than one

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it's not like you gather your family to enjoy some sporking

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yes

hot gorge
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I have so many questions