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void void
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stop self harming dumbass

limber knotBOT
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how the hell did I do that

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I swear the sharpest object I held was a plastic straw...

vestal jasper
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At least one person has died due to straw related incidents

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You gotta be careful with them dude

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Can be fatal

void void
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I had my first face off with the california straw ban last week

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All this restaurant did was put a sign on the straw holder saying "we are not allowed to give out straws with drinks"

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then u just grab one lol

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straws>?

void void
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yes

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plastic straws

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pretty dum

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but the workaround is you have to ask for one, instead of them giving you one by default

limber knotBOT
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I have a plastic straw

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a reusable one

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been using it for nearly three years

void void
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yes it's the war on single-use plastics :p

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which is good imo

cosmic raft
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lol

limber knotBOT
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it's not a bad fight to fight but I hope people don't get suckered into supporting an alternative that is just objectively worse

cosmic raft
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This is the third time someone has thought I work at the store I was just at

limber knotBOT
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maybe you should stop standing behind the cash registrar then

cosmic raft
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lmao

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I don't

limber knotBOT
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maybe you should've have played hitman with that employee in the staff bathroom then

cosmic raft
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First two times it was in the store, this last time I was heading into the store and someome thought I was heading in for my shift

limber knotBOT
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maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you should work there

cosmic raft
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I would be of they would accept my applications

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if*

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.rekt

limber knotBOT
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☑ The Rekt Knight Rises

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don't worry the local brother will take you in some day

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wow that's not the word I was going to use

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but whatever I'll roll with it

void void
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Lol wasn’t the transition from paper bags to plastic because people were worried about impact on trees?

limber knotBOT
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fuck trees

void void
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Now people going from plastic -> paper again

limber knotBOT
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it's all about the fishes now

void void
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It’s come full circle

limber knotBOT
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think of the poor fish

void void
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no it's single use plastic -> reusable plastic

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at least here

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Ah I see

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buy and keep bags, take them with you

limber knotBOT
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are they doing reusable plastic straws?

void void
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Not really familiar with CA, but that’s the impression I get from WA

limber knotBOT
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I thought they got banned outright

void void
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At least the impression the people in Olympia are giving me...

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I'm not sure on the actual text of the law, but to my understanding it's that they can't just give you a straw with your drink for example, you have to ask.

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And as for state owned land, such as the beach, you can't have a plastic straw.

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(I think, period.)

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Ah I see

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So what is the alternative on state owned land then?

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Paper straws?

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Drink it right from the cup

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Aha

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Or paper straws I guess, idk

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That might be banned too, because people litter.

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My local beach was trashed

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Every summer, just fucked up

cosmic raft
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I have a metal straw

void void
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Don’t some people have medical conditions that make t difficult to do drink straight from the cup?

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I heard that argument somewhere once

limber knotBOT
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yes they do

cosmic raft
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i have one like this

void void
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Yeah, again I'm not sure so you might be able to take a reusable plastic straw on the beach

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Just nothing single-use that you're going to litter.

limber knotBOT
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that's some hardcore sounding you're into kashike

void void
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Hm

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Interesting

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And the littering fine is raised on the beach

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Like hella

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Should be raised everywhere

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Littering is so fucking trashy, literally

limber knotBOT
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^-^: no pls

void void
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Yeah, it's stupid

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Just pick up your shit

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Government can make so much money off people being cunts

limber knotBOT
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did you look it up kashike?

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no, people have mentioned it before

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ah man

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I need to do something more obscure

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have you fellows ever heard of the rebirthing fetish

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trust me, it's much worse than you think

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you sure

void void
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California littering fine is $100 and 8 hours of roadside cleanup for first offense, and then it goes up slightly for second, and then third minimum fine is $750 and 24 hours of roadside cleanup. And then the beach has its own policy on top of that where they can tack on a few more hundred dollars.

limber knotBOT
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absolutely

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you know .g is right here

void void
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So if you are gonna be a shithead, get ready to pull out your wallet

heady spear
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Yas bitches they finally processed my student financing application

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So I am like rich for a month

void void
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Epic

limber knotBOT
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bet you don't have the huevos spotted

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tickles ^-^ with a rake

void void
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just impale him with a rake and then whip your arm down

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rip

limber knotBOT
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ay papi

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yes do that please

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^-^: you're 24 right?

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25 soon?

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are you trying to figure out what to give me on september 15th?

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mfw wikifur has an article for rebirth fetish

limber knotBOT
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september 15th 1994?

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yep

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adds to his dossier on ^-^

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that dossier better have your budget for my gift

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$0

void void
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.remind 247853925753946113 67d Magma's birthday

limber knotBOT
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unless i have a job by then

void void
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:L

limber knotBOT
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I already told you I don't want your love

void void
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what is the damn syntax

limber knotBOT
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I want your material wealth

cosmic raft
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wrong format

void void
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What format does it want

cosmic raft
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 67d Magma's birthday

limber knotBOT
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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 2 months from now.

void void
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oof

cosmic raft
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-d = discord snowflake
-w <who> = who

void void
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ah ok

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the d is for discord

void void
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snowflake as in simple#0001

limber knotBOT
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does the bot remind everyone at the exact hour 67d from now?

cosmic raft
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no

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snowflake = your id

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is it now

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 67d Magma's birthday

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^-^: Reminder set for 2 months from now.

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brilliant

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I'm absolutely going to spam that all of today

void void
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so what did -w just do?? lol that's my id isn't that

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.remind -d -w Kashike#8590 5s reeeee

limber knotBOT
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Snowflake expected.

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wow

cosmic raft
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it told it to ping you

limber knotBOT
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aw

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is there a way to ping everyone

cosmic raft
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 5s hello

limber knotBOT
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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

void void
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yeah so what's the difference between -d and -w` because it looked like you used my id (247853925753946113) for -w

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kash did you fix that one thing I told you to inspect

limber knotBOT
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Reminder for @void void: hello

void void
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so what's the snowflake then

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or am I going to have to give it a shot

limber knotBOT
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.remind -d 67d Magma's birthday

vestal jasper
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.remind -d -w 273258543132442624 1d ur retarded

limber knotBOT
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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 day from now.

cosmic raft
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-d doesn't take a value, it's simply saying "the value passed to -w is a discord snowflake

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so that it knows to format it correctly

limber knotBOT
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 1s what's the command for the bot to ping everyone

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fuck

void void
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.remind -d -w simple#0001 5s test

limber knotBOT
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Snowflake expected.

cosmic raft
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SNOWFLAKE

limber knotBOT
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 10s what's the command for the bot to ping everyone

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^-^: Reminder set for 10 seconds from now.

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legit

cosmic raft
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S N O W F L A K E

void void
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what else does -w take

limber knotBOT
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Reminder for @void void: what's the command for the bot to ping everyone

cosmic raft
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nicknames, when on IRC

void void
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oh ok

limber knotBOT
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oh wait what

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.remind -w ^-^ 5s meow

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kashike: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.

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that's not good

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Reminder from kashike, for ^-^: meow

void void
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ok im a remind expert now

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i get it

limber knotBOT
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^-^: what's not good

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I thought the bot was going to dm lol

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no it's just on chat

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that's good

void void
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well it could dm i guess

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but meh

limber knotBOT
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no this is superior

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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 67d Magma's birthday

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^-^: Reminder set for 2 months from now.

void void
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THAT'S ME

limber knotBOT
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it sure is buddy

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I await my gift

void void
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you get me decapitating you and shitting down your neck

limber knotBOT
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p hot ngl

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^-^: what are you getting me for my birthday

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the best gift one can ever hope to receive

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a picture of my beard

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i already have one

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that's not on my wishlist

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yeah, I know I'm your role model

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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 67d Magma's birthday

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^-^: Reminder set for 2 months from now.

void void
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do my cards count as bday gift

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when is your bday

limber knotBOT
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april 18th

void void
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rip

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i missed it

limber knotBOT
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you have next year

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and the year after

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and the year after

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and the year after

void void
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 284d kashike's birthday

limber knotBOT
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I mean if you don't want a pic of my beard I guess I can send you a single strand of hair from my beard

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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 9 months from now.

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but I'm not sure you deserve it

void void
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 649d kashike's birthday 2021

limber knotBOT
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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 2 years from now.

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^-^: or a postcard

void void
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 1014d kashike's birthday 2022

limber knotBOT
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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 3 years from now.

void void
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 1379d kashike's birthday 2023

limber knotBOT
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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 4 years from now.

void void
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ok done

limber knotBOT
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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 1379d am I still a loser?

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^-^: Reminder set for 4 years from now.

void void
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that's a constant

limber knotBOT
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don't be so hard on yourself

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give yourself 4 years

void void
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oh fuck this guy he tagged me

limber knotBOT
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did you expect literally anything else

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you made that hard on yourself

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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 2024-04-18T00:00:00 kashike's birthday 2024

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kashike: Reminder set for 5 years from now.

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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 2025-04-18T00:00:00 kashike's birthday 2025

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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 2026-04-18T00:00:00 kashike's birthday 2026

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kashike: Reminder set for 7 years from now.

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kashike: Reminder set for 6 years from now.

void void
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:D

limber knotBOT
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takes that format for date too :)

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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 2026-04-18T00:00:00 have I taken a shower since 2019?

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^-^: Reminder set for 7 years from now.

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god I hope so

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or you're being thrown into a pool

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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 2030-04-18T00:00:00 take the turkey out of the oven

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^-^: Reminder set for 1 decade from now.

heady spear
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Macbook pro or air? 🤔

limber knotBOT
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pro

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rather have air honestly

limber knotBOT
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I'd rather have neither

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mac's just suck in general

heady spear
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The keyboard on the 2018 pro supposedly sucks

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well with air you don't deal with a keyboard tbh

heady spear
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But the 2019 model costs a lot of casherinos

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is this joke really that shitty that nobody even

limber knotBOT
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are you having a stroke spotted

void void
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2019 model has issues, and they're getting rid of the butterfly keyboard

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i'd wait

heady spear
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I just ignore 90% of what you say tbh leaf

void void
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keyboard breaks easy

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or buy older

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(im using the 2019 model atm)

limber knotBOT
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buy a 2009 macbook

void void
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Only reason I haven't experienced it is I hardly use the built-in keyboard. I use ext monitors and peripherals

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Otherwise I'm sure I would have

limber knotBOT
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D O N G L E

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ah fuck I just realized I can't shitpost on kashikes-safe-place

heady spear
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I already have a desktop, so I am really only planning to use it as a laptop

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That is, bo external displays and shit

void void
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then yeah I wouldn't get 2019. Unless they're nixing the butterfly keyboard and keeping 2019 available, and not holding that for next year

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Apparently just a bit of dust can fuck your keys.

limber knotBOT
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that one's for you kashike

heady spear
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Wasn't that fixed for 2019?

limber knotBOT
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no

void void
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Not sure, if so then you might be ok

heady spear
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Thought they had that in 2018 and magically fixed it

void void
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Also, if it's important to you, you can't upgrade your RAM or any components in the newer model

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Soldered on

limber knotBOT
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one of these days apple will figure out a way to just solder the whole thing shut

heady spear
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Doesn't really matter. To be fair, I think I could do with an air too. I need something that doesn't fucking suck for uni, as my current laptop crashes when I open intellij

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But I do most heavy work on my desktop at home

void void
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fair enough then ur probably good, as long as you don't get the butterfly keyboard

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just make sure

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well if you want something that doesn't suck don't use a mac peepoJuice

heady spear
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Ye only heard bad shit about the butterfly keyboard

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But that sexy operating system leafy

void void
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And don't go for the highest processor, as much as they claim it can, the thing airflow is not enough to cool that bitch

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You will literally burn yourself lmao

limber knotBOT
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sexy? that's a weird way of typing "shit"

heady spear
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I'm fine with the i5 tbh

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They're fairly expensive tho

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The 2019 model costs $1000 more with the same specs lmao

void void
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I honestly think when they say it can still run is that the heat disperses through the chassis and heats the whole thing up, such that it doesn't overheat. But it certainly doesn't stay cool. That's one thing that kills me. But overall good computer

marble summit
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\❤

heady spear
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Is the throttling bad?

void void
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I haven't really noticed it

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And I run a fuckload of things

heady spear
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Fair enough

limber knotBOT
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it's been a recurring theme of apple laptops for at least the past decade

heady spear
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I need to be able to bring my dev setup to school because I'm basically confined to my fucking apartment if I want to ever be productive atm, which is no good lol

void void
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I mean I've got 3 external monitors, and I run at least two or three jetbrains programs, Firefox, Postman, Discord, a million terminal windows, a million finder windows, photoshop, illustrator, spotify

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runs fine

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but I'm on the pro

limber knotBOT
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what's that, you want me to post my setup again?

void void
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have no experience with air

limber knotBOT
void void
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you need more monitors also that pic is slightly off center and makes me mad

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either that or your desk is off center

limber knotBOT
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camera is off-tilt

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the room is actually rather narrow

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so it's hard to get a good pic

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at least with a normal lens

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ur brain capacity is narrow too

void void
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well stop sending shitty pics if you're gonna brag send actually sexy pics

heady spear
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My desktop is kinda mediocre but it was way too expensive for what it is

limber knotBOT
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I mean the setup is the sexy thing

void void
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sexiness factor is reduced by shitty picture factor

limber knotBOT
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some day I'll hire a photographer to take proper pics just for you

heady spear
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The i7 8700 is underwhelming and the 2080 was a waste of money

limber knotBOT
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lol

heady spear
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But I get decent framerates when watching movies

limber knotBOT
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meanwhile I have the 9700k and the 980ti

heady spear
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And rendering latex documents is pretty fast

limber knotBOT
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fantastic investments imo

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the current gpu gen is absurd

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and has no interesting games to back it up imo

heady spear
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I got the 2080 on a sale

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It's not bad

limber knotBOT
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I'll get the TI of the next gen

heady spear
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I can stream habbo in HD

limber knotBOT
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and really only out of a vague sense of keeping with the times

heady spear
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I mostly got it so that my minecraft screenshots would include it in the debug text

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So I don't look poor

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Meanwhile I couldn't buy groceries last week lmao

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Tomb Raider looks pretty sweet so I mean

limber knotBOT
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I mean I sure as shit hope cyberpink 2077 is good because I'm probably going to pay over 1k euros to play it

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lol cyberpink

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oh well

heady spear
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I don't game

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No time for that

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I only work and study

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All the fucking time

limber knotBOT
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I try to take breaks to game now and then

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but they are few and far between

heady spear
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I honestly wish I had time to because there are some pretty interesting games I'd like to play

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And now I actually have a setup that would allow me to

limber knotBOT
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I'm almost the opposite I have a hard time finding anything that holds my interest

heady spear
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But no, 900 fucking concurrent math courses because college is important

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I should just quit school and get welfare

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Sry am unable to work because I need to game. Very important. Is gaming week.

void void
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Actually had an employee say something like that at my family's company

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fired lmao

limber knotBOT
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weird

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why'd he get fired

void void
heady spear
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Boss wasn't a gamer

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Smh gamers are oppressed

limber knotBOT
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fucking amateur

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I hope you took your family business down

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it disgusts me

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time to start a gamers rights movement

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error on line 69?

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noice

heady spear
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Ok shitlord women have rights too

limber knotBOT
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did you just assume gamers' gender?

heady spear
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Honestly women can't game lol

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Imagine of they did, how would that work?

limber knotBOT
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I don't need to imagine it I'm pretty sure twitch has a 24/7 dedicated section to the topic

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they'd play mercy kappa

heady spear
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If they're gaming then when will they have time for knitting and other chores?

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This is insanity

limber knotBOT
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your women do those things for you?

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I get my slaves to do that for me

void void
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it makes sense when his women are his slaves

limber knotBOT
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silly man

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women can't be slaves

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because slaves are subhuman

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they're also robots but that's besides the point

heady spear
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I have a godly Christian woman that polishes our silver and knits all day long

limber knotBOT
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lol implying you have silver to polish

void void
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city is fucking rich confirmed

heady spear
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Good really has blessed me with all these riches =)

limber knotBOT
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s/Good/^-^

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <12C​it​yw​ee​bs​tr​et​> ^-^ really has blessed me with all these riches =)

heady spear
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Oh no meant to write God I'll do 94 hail marys

limber knotBOT
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s/mays/^-^

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fuck

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s/marys/^-^

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <12C​it​yw​ee​bs​tr​et​> Oh no meant to write God I'll do 94 hail ^-^

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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 67d Magma's birthday

heady spear
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God is love

limber knotBOT
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^-^: Reminder set for 2 months from now.

heady spear
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god is hope 😃

limber knotBOT
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wtf does it even mean to say that god is hope

void void
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I have a HTTP api and a decoupled spa for frontend. To protect from CSRF, I can't send a token with page load (decoupled). Is it safe enough to send a request for a csrf token on page load, and then send it back with the actual request?

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It sounds janky and probably is and not safe

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Well actually, maybe I can just use a JWS and use that to prove it came from the web app

spiral garden
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wtf is the discussion above

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obviously women are robots @heady spear

limber knotBOT
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please

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the PC term is androids

spiral garden
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that works too

heady spear
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No women were created by God to serve man

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Robots were created by man to serve man

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man is not God

limber knotBOT
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no man created God to serve women

marble summit
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No women created man to be dicks to them

limber knotBOT
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no women created God to create men to create dicks for them,

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actually if we're being real for a second dinossaurs created god to create men to create women to create that fantastic joke in Jurassic Park about women inheriting the world

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it was a long con

marble summit
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You're silly, the Earth is a Dinosaur

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And therefor God

quasi valley
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(DiscordBot) Me irl : me_irl - 86 comments, 13,435 points - karisjohnson, 16h ago

tropic juniper
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void void
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this makes making kids steal their parents' wallets to buy VIP in minecraft servers literally child's play

pallid eagle
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and spent time being there for on an emotional level on ur website is actually married

limber knotBOT
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no my website waifu!

pallid eagle
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what does that string of non sequiturs mean

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is this a true story

limber knotBOT
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well the people are real

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I fucking hope not

limber knotBOT
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I would hazard to guess the whole thing is real

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and not as uncommon as you might imagine

pallid eagle
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she said im a sweetheart

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maYBE SHE WILL FUCK ME

limber knotBOT
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aww yiss boys

void void
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lmao HOLY FUCK

limber knotBOT
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I gave her $13k and she told me I had a cute face

void void
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I tried to find the tweet but it's deleted so rip

limber knotBOT
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I'm IN

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I'm so in you might as well call me Neo

worn ember
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No u

acoustic pilot
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shut ur lying bitchface up

limber knotBOT
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holy shit

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it gets better

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there's a video of this dude not getting a high-five from the streamer at a convention

void void
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This guy is the ultimate incel

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What the fuck

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What the actual fuck

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Unless this is just how all incels are, never came face to face with one pepeshake

limber knotBOT
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I'll buy you a mirror for your birthday

void void
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you'll buy me something?

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does that mean you'll fuck me?

pallid eagle
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gasp

void void
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this is cursed

limber knotBOT
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only if you give me $130k

pallid eagle
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they acknowledged my internet message among this wall of text

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i must be special

limber knotBOT
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I'm having a field day today

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.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 67d Magma's birthday

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^-^: Reminder set for 2 months from now.

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) I'm dating a ghost (for real) - length 10m 9s - 1,586 likes, 415 dislikes (79.3%) - 15,976 views - blndsundoll4mj on 2019.07.10

heady spear
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I also want a ghost boyfriend that's passionate over toilet paper 😦

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okay nevermind now she's eating the toilet paper

void void
#

is she fr

#

like

#

actually

limber knotBOT
#

oh, her

heady spear
#

Trisha is always for real

limber knotBOT
#

she's insane right

heady spear
#

No

void void
#

she looks disgusting

#

tbh

heady spear
#

I love her

limber knotBOT
#

sorry

#

I said that as though it was a question

#

it was a declaration

woven otter
#

city are you still tripping

heady spear
#

woven otter
heady spear
#

I mean after the walls started talking yesterday I decided to sleep

limber knotBOT
#

what did they say?

#

why is that lady dressed like a stripper going to a formal gala

#

reminds me of that bubble censoring that was popular for a while

regal vale
void void
#

i need to sleep

#

im sititng here watching a dude drink heavy water on youtube

limber knotBOT
#

how heavy is the water?

#

is it thicc

void void
#

double, it has an extra atom

limber knotBOT
#

holy shit

#

if jesus turned that water into any alcohol it'd be vodka

void void
#

try tritium

#

it has 2 extra atoms

#

extremely radioactive though

limber knotBOT
#

00f

#

I'm not sure even god could drink such a water

void void
merry talon
#

you have an extra atom

#

or should I say chromosome

void void
#

im like tritium in that respect

acoustic pilot
#

Is there a 32-bit build of OpenJDK 8?

#

For Linux, oops.

#

AdoptOpenJDK only seems to offer a 32-bit build for Windows.

void void
#

just looking on openjdk.java.net all i can see is for aarch32 which is a subarch of armv8

#

no joy

acoustic pilot
#

Looks like it's possible to get Zulu for 32-bit Linux lol

void void
acoustic pilot
#

So seems like it's possible, just that AdoptOpenJDK and java.net don't offer them

void void
#

interesting

acoustic pilot
#

Hehe, just for shits and giggles tried changing Adopt's download URL from x64 to x86 but didn't work 😦

void void
#

404

acoustic pilot
#

Zulu will work fine for my needs any way

#

Just need to test something

#

So many different OpenJDK providers to choose from lol

void void
#

right

acoustic pilot
#

Zulu is backed by Microsoft, right?

#

I remember reading they had an interest in it for Azure

void void
#

Hm not sure

acoustic pilot
#

Yeah looks like it's Azure's preferred JDK

void void
#

Interesting

#

I'm so tired I'm starting to go crazy lul

acoustic pilot
#

It's only 4:30 AM

#

man up

void void
#

lawl

#

ok gnight and by that i mean ima lay in bed and scroll ifunny until i actually lose consciousness through no choice of my own

#

dances in insomnia

merry talon
#

what are the differences between those anyway

stark dock
merry talon
#

sdkman installs zulu by default too

void void
#

I guess Zulu is supposed to be like, independently verified and tested or some shit idk

woven otter
#

noo simple you're wrong

#

extra neutron

limber knotBOT
#

Oh no look out!

#

It's A Duck

#

grabs A Shotgun

woven otter
#

yeah you better hide

shell kraken
finite wave
#

Has discord loading screen gone darker?

unreal tiger
#

What's the best server version for bedrock edition?

#

etc pocketmine

finite wave
#

1.14.3

random chasm
worn ember
#

anyone have this issue where using ctrl+a to select all text in mc doesnt work?

#

it works anywhere else just not in mc

#

ctrl+v works though

#

seems to happen in all versions

pulsar wigeon
#

hm, pre4 is out but no patch notes?

#

cmon adrian get moving :< fabric is already updated

tranquil bone
#

Haha, I just saw anti-xray got added

#

On the changelogs, good effort

#

Everyone must be happy hahaha

next marlin
void void
#

just casually downloading eclipse 2019-06

tranquil bone
#

Just saw that you're one of the contributors on WorldEdit @pulsar wigeon, awesome

pulsar wigeon
void void
#

rip

tranquil bone
#

Let's see if a 1.14.3 schematic works on a 1.12.2 server

#

Doesn't have 1.14 blocks, but let's see

pulsar wigeon
#

it doesn't

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it's an entirely different format

tranquil bone
#

Nice

void void
#

erm howw do I add a eclipse shortcut to launch pad??

tranquil bone
#

That means it needs to be hand built then hahaha

pulsar wigeon
#

i've heard of people using viarewind + world downloader

tranquil bone
#

Jesus

pulsar wigeon
#

because it literally requires every 1.13 block state (~11k) to be mapped to a 1.12 block state

tranquil bone
#

Guess I'll stay with that as a restart lobby then

#

Too lazy to build anything

limber knotBOT
#

Bobcycle just add a sign

#

"TODO: Restart lobby"

tranquil bone
#

Hahahaha

#

No need

#

This makes up for it

#

Calling it a day

golden gust
#

If the server is dead and they try to connect, should make it act like a villager

tranquil bone
#

Hahahaha

#

Making these dumb villager noises when it's down

#

That'd be something

limber knotBOT
#

HMMMM

tranquil bone
#

Never knew that finding plugins which work for 1.12 could be such a pain

limber knotBOT
#

what's the best way to prevent player movement that conflicts the least with client desync?

#

because cancelling the movement event is insanely obnoxious

golden gust
#

You basically can't

limber knotBOT
#

figures

#

actually...

golden gust
#

if you wanna prevent movement entirely you can mess around with effects or even attributes I guess

limber knotBOT
#

there is one way el gaton lol

#

but it won't work for me

#

make them mount something

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that they can't control

#

that would be good right

acoustic pilot
#

Preventing movement entirely? Can't just teleport them back to where they should be on a per-tick basis if they move to where they shouldn't be? 😛

limber knotBOT
#

per-tick? just make it per second

golden gust
#

He's tryna avoid the effect that that causes

limber knotBOT
#

lol

#

pretty sure he's being facetious

acoustic pilot
#

The effect is certainly more pleasant than move event.

limber knotBOT
#

I think mount might actually be the best from first person

#

but it would look really weird for spectators

latent sorrel
#

If you apply the potion slow effect to its max you are entirely locked in place. Its not possible to set an infinite timer for it but you can set the timer for real years at a time so its a bit of a moot point.

#

That wont do any client desync either since the client knows its locked

limber knotBOT
#

I sort of tried the slow effect but maybe I need to go much higher with it

#

iirc minecraft has an enchant upper limit which isn't its primitive's max value right

compact fable
#

the enchants have different (mechanical) upper limits due to their effects. Some start glitching a bit after like 10, some are fine in the hundreds.
They are all a decent bit above what is achievable in the game though so I dont blame them for having weird limitations

void void
golden gust
#

yes

#

They're all acting on different things, how levels throw that out is dependent on what goes on

compact fable
#

right

limber knotBOT
#

fun

echo fulcrum
dire swift
limber knotBOT
#

I can tell I'm getting tired because I find it hilarious how "entities" has "tities" in it

#

not a good sign

#

So entitled

#

s/tled/tied

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Correction, <wizardfrag> So entitied

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:D

cedar spade
#

s/D/entities

#

rip

ornate spindle
#

Exception in thread "Async Shit - 4" java.util.ConcurrentModificationException this exception haunts my dreams

limber knotBOT
#

spooky stuff

#

please don't spook me so

#

be still my throbbing heart

cedar spade
#

spoOk

acoustic pilot
twilit quarry
#

I saw on twitter that the anti xray was added back, how does it work exactly? thonk

acoustic pilot
#

Exactly? Read the source code

#

Otherwise, how does anti-xray normally work, that's how it works

#

Complex feature with very simple expectations.

#

Not sure if there's much to explain there.

golden gust
#

GIB RESOURCES

limber knotBOT
#

please explain life, the universe and everything to me

#

from the start

golden gust
#

42

worn ember
#

42

limber knotBOT
#

thanks

worn ember
#

fuck

#

stupid latency 😉

golden gust
#

Yea

cedar spade
#

Rainbow and magic

golden gust
#

Studies do show that low IQ causes higher brain latency

limber knotBOT
#

studies show that studies are dum

acoustic pilot
#

studies show that studies conducted about studies are dumb

worn ember
#

studies show that studies are getting more retarded

limber knotBOT
#

studies show that studies are not to be trusted

worn ember
#

i think gradle only shows me 100 errors lol, it keeps staying at 100 even tho i fixed like 20-30 but i think theres like a total of 600+

#

yey

#

i love updates

twilit quarry
#

I'm not smart enough to read the sourcecode gheh

cedar spade
#

I'm pretty sure it's explained in the docs

worn ember
#

"Usually the plugin modifies the packets sent to the client by changing all ores that aren't exposed to a transparent block like air, water, glass, or lava to stone; and then changes the ores back into ores once they are exposed. Another method I've seen is that it changes all unexposed stone blocks into ores."

#

copy pasted from the almighty google

golden gust
#

Take a look at yarn for mappings if you haven't

worn ember
#

@golden gust its forge, so im using their mappings, but they havent been mapped yet

proud marten
fallen wing
golden gust
#

We cross ref to stuff like forge/yarn all the time

#

Spigots mappings are just horrific to work with

pseudo island
#

Thanks, that'll be pretty useful lol

proud marten
#

Hi.

pseudo island
#

hi

pulsar wigeon
#

a lot of parameter names aren't mapped tbh

#

especially if they are in niche places or very obvious

#

there's really just no reason to waste time on them most of the time

golden gust
#

Yea, I just find yarn is getting nicer as more methods are actually mapped, just makes sussing stuff out much easier \o/

worn ember
#

i mean, sure, its still annoying to work with unless you actually know what you're doing 😉

#

and having proper argument names helps a lot to figure it out

golden gust
#

Yea, but it's looots of extra fluff to maintain

worn ember
#

not arguing with that

golden gust
#

I'd rather they focused on stuff like the actual method names vs tryna keep method params maintained

odd escarp
limber knotBOT
#

Annie: I​IS​ K​er​ne​l ​Mo​de​ has already explained what it does. If your question was actually how to get it working on your server: You can enable and configure it in your paper.yml. The two methods which I​IS​ K​er​ne​l ​Mo​de described are engine-mode 1 and 2 in the config.

#

hm

#

fireballs

#

are they projectile damage or explosion damage

#

explosion right

visual sphinx
limber knotBOT
#

I definitely recommend using engine-mode 2, engine-mode 1 won't stop xrayers. Tip for everyone: Adding air and less other blocks to the ore list will help against cave finders.

spiral garden
#

tacos = socialism

limber knotBOT
#

chalupas = communism

#

burritos = tyranny

#

your mom = ultracommunism

quaint furnace
limber knotBOT
#

This system of equations isn't solveable

#

yeah because none of these are unknown variables

#

I didn't put your dad in there

finite wave
#

That’s tude

#

Rude

limber knotBOT
#

so is life

finite wave
#

Is it

limber knotBOT
#

yes

#

:D

finite wave
#

How so?

limber knotBOT
#

the other day I had just washed my car complete with wax and everything

#

because the forecast was clear

#

then it rained

#

and since it had been dry for a long time the dust and pollen settled with the rain

#

grimed up my car

#

super rude

pulsar wigeon
#

do you not have a garage

#

imagine caring about how your car looks but keeping it outside

limber knotBOT
#

honestly

#

the answer to that question is so complicated it's not worth getting into

#

suffice to say my "garage" is arguably worse than leaving it in the rain

#

by no fault of my own

#

The problem with 4 cars but only two garages .. :/

#

it's not a matter of wealth

pulsar wigeon
#

good fucking joke barty

limber knotBOT
#

it's a shared garage structure so I can't renovate it without coordinating with everyone else

#

and it's literally crumbling apart

#

why not 1.7 while you're at it

pulsar wigeon
#

why'd you disband it then

#

and dont ping me u fuk

#

oh, was rent finally fixed

#

did you increase it too?

#

i had enough balance for like a month

#

"a little"

#

it's only been like 10 days sicne i checked

#

did you double it

#

tf

#

you did double it

#

asshole

#

put my town back and turn off upkeep :<

#

imma name my next town "Owner"

#

[member] [owner] wizjany

#

sounds good to me

finite wave
#

Wiz, just purchase alot of money

pulsar wigeon
#

nah

#

barty's p2w server is 🚮

#

i'm playing on a better server now

finite wave
#

Buy admin

pulsar wigeon
#

my friend and i decided ur server was garbo

#

so we made our own

#

with blackjack

#

and hookers

#

and ftb mostly

#

not telling

#

you'll copy my server

#

and put shitty loot crates on it :^)

vestal jasper
pulsar wigeon
#

no

#

gregtech is trash honestly

finite wave
#

He is playing ftb infinity 1.6.4

pulsar wigeon
#

lul

finite wave
#

See i was right 👌🏼

pulsar wigeon
#

good joke

#

barty

#

are you actually jealous about the $0 in donations i've gotten in the past 9 years?

#

while you roll in your donator-supplied nitro and server hosting?

shut thicket
#

Oof

limber knotBOT
#

The blowback would be comical

quasi valley
#

how to be a dick 1o1

#

le money

#

nossr doesnt own such an essential part of literally every minecraft server ever

#

which isnt just made by one person

vestal jasper
#

No dis to mcmmo but yeah I'd rather live in a world without mcmmo than a world without worldedit

pulsar wigeon
#

also nossr isn't the one who started monetizing mcmmo

#

toothp1ck did way before

quasi valley
#

the harm is on 90% of consumers

limber knotBOT
#

The harms the entitleds

vestal jasper
#

most people don't even know what compile means

quasi valley
#

if it's just fun to contribute something like that to everyone for free and if one doesn't need that (extra) money, why put that burden on everyone else

#

it's like asking uncountable amounts of people to pay to enter your unique and awesome server, whereas people that have IJ installed can join for free

finite wave
#

Everyone should just do blowjobs for 10€

quasi valley
#

and Jan enters with porn again

finite wave
#

Kenny

quasi valley
#

well to that I agree

finite wave
#

That’s the wrong word

quasi valley
#

but it fits you more aaaa_helpme

finite wave
#

Kenny

#

You suck at correcting yourself

#

You accidently said porn was more fun than sex,

pulsar wigeon
#

combat tag?

#

what do you mean skulling system

#

oic

#

haven't played runescape in like...

#

12 years? 14?

#

idk how long it's been

finite wave
#

I haven’t played in maybe.. my whole life span

#

Not even once

feral sonnet
fast siren
finite wave
#

“Hardest part” -> “checking who got hit first”

pulsar wigeon
#

"hardest" is superlative

#

it's grammatically relative

finite wave
#

Wiz

#

Shut your mouth

#

Thx

pulsar wigeon
#

Jan

#

choke on glass shards

#

Thx

finite wave
#

Glass shards are meh

whole wolf
upper flicker
#

Jan are you making friends again

strange bane
#

My dedi took 8 minutes downloading paper. Ouch.

#

Was a bit silly of me downloading after the server had been stopped though. Should probably do it before hand. 😛

finite wave
#

Hi Z

#

Me and Wiz are best friends obviously

upper flicker
#

Hi 👋

crystal compass
#

Does anybody actually know the reason for the fucked up chunk loading system in 1.14?

#

What'd they change

finite wave
#

Everything

upper flicker
#

All of it

#

They rewrote it

crystal compass
#

Yikes

finite wave
#

Sniped it Z

#

U suck

limber knotBOT
#

They're heading in a similar direction to us

crystal compass
#

So they rewrote the whole thing just to have 5x worse performance

#

nice

limber knotBOT
#

Overall technically their new system is nicer

finite wave
#

Well obviously they were aiming for 5x faster

limber knotBOT
#

They just need to get the actual async part working, and they lack any form of "the main thread is asking for this now so we should give it it now"

finite wave
#

But they have no real tests

crystal compass
#

I feel like when they realize how poor it is, they should just not release it til its playable

finite wave
#

They don’t test it enough Sam

limber knotBOT
#

points to the bedrock release date

finite wave
#

They didn’t know how bad it was until we got it

strange bane
#

Just merge Paper? 😛

finite wave
#

No

strange bane
#

No?

merry talon
#

I'm sure they did

#

just management blah blah

#

I doubt they didnt test a massive rewrite for even one second

#

They would've realised its slow

strange bane
#

They were clearly rushed.

#

Actually, I think the progress has been pretty good. I never expected them to go to async in a point release though.

golden gust
#

Part of the issue is the deadline

#

and to be fair, the issue ain't really all too noticable on single player with decent issues

#

Same for the server too, really; With a handful of players on a decent machine it's not really all that bad, I doubt that mojang is drilling into debug metrics crazily

#

They do test stuff, they just don't really test on the scale we'd all hope, and tbh, it's easier to have us guys do that who already have the servers and stuff

strange bane
#

I wonder how extensive their testing environment is.

#

I feel like they should have at least a way of spawning fake player processes.

finite wave
#

Why

#

Write code which seems to work

#

Release snapshot

#

Wait for feedback

golden gust
#

Creating a full test of test cases for stuff like that is time consuming and complex

#

Especially if you're hoping for reliable tests which test how players actually interact

strange bane
#

Jan, would be good if they did that.

finite wave
#

They do mostly

#

But sometimes they rush too much

pulsar wigeon
#

yea tbh only issue was that chunk stuff was merged into 1.14 before proper testing

merry talon
#

You can extrapolate a lot

pulsar wigeon
#

instead of just holding on it

merry talon
#

You dont need to actually have 500 players on

pulsar wigeon
#

i guess it was a really big thing so they didn't want to keep it separate

finite wave
#

Just like this shitty antixray Paper just afded

#

added*

strange bane
#

Shitty?

finite wave
#

Who made it btw?

strange bane
#

Spottedleaf updated it from 1.13.

finite wave
#

I see

#

Shitty then

strange bane
#

Which sounds like a smaller task than it actually was.

merry talon
#

oh of course its shitty then

quasi valley
#

just look at their latest pre release, they added a new packet (probably to fix https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-156013) that makes the client reset their velocity, which now (which is hopefully a bug) makes you stop when just destroying grass while running dinnerthink

strange bane
#

The anti-xray in 1.14 works exactly like it does in 1.13, not shitty.

merry talon
#

leaf touched it

#

its cursed

finite wave
#

Well @quasi valley That’s a feature

#

U want to have a break point along an ice velocity bugging thingy, hit the grass

heavy rapids
#

with mojang noone can know for sure :^)

quasi valley
#

it's not a bug, it's a butterfly!

finite wave
#

You are a bug

quasi valley
#

with 10 legs

finite wave
#

Bem

quasi valley
#

ofc their tracker starts lagging out just when I want to create a ticket

limber knotBOT
#

How do they ignore tickets?

glossy crater
#

I came to this conclusion after watching my village for around 15 minutes to see what they actually did. While this sounds like a joke, I actually looked into this and it turns out that the villagers operate under a semi-communistic socialist economic system, with only a single element that prevents them being fully communist, which is obviously the fact that they still use money to trade with outsiders. Village society operates under "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need", as all villagers (save the disabled (nitwits) or children) will work to the best of their ability and give food and resources to fellow villagers. There is no economic hierarchy in villages, as there is no "boss" villager who pays other villagers wages in order to work for him. Instead, villagers work for the community and give their produce to other villagers. In fact, villagers are entirely lacking in any sort of hierarchy, making their society both classless and stateless, the two categories that must be filled in order for any society to be considered fully communist. When threatened, villagers co-operate to build a golem, a selfless automaton that displays altruism towards villagers and will defend them at any cost, rather then establish a military hierarchy, preserving their communistic system. Villages, more like communes.

Following from this, illagers are fascist counter-revolutionaries attempting to crush the villagers communes. Their rulers live in decadent mansions, enslave prisoners and operate under a strict military hierarchy with four distinct social classes: The evokers, the leaders. The vindicators, the officers of the illager army, the pillagers, the foot-soldiers and the witches, the poorest of the hierarchy, who live in shacks far away from civilization. They attack the peaceful villagers in order to dominate their territory, steal their resources and enslave them and their golems for forced labor.

pulsar wigeon
#

/r/minecraftcopypasta

glossy crater
#

^ you

pulsar wigeon
#

^ you

#

smh weebs

finite wave
#

Let’s start a sect

#

Like jehovas witness’s but without the no donating blood and less god

acoustic pilot
static badge
#

that's not even

#

good meme usage

acoustic pilot
#

CTH is hit or miss, still a hit for me 😄

unreal quarry
#

starts singing the great milenko

acoustic pilot
#

Guess I'm gonna have to become a juggalo and start quoting ICP lyrics

#

I'll hypnotize you like a vampire, Bite you neck and set your head on fire

stiff yarrow
#

is there a 'back button' for the new iphone? too used to android

static badge
#

yeah it's called maybe you can send it back for a refund

cosmic raft
#

you have an iphone now?

stiff yarrow
#

yeah I got one yesterday

finite wave
#

Nossr

static badge
#

mcmmo pays well huh kappa

stiff yarrow
upper flicker
#

Most apps let you do a slide from left to right as back

finite wave
#

Back in what Noss

upper flicker
#

Those that don't add their own Ui element in the corner

finite wave
#

^ as Z said

stiff yarrow
#

thanks Z that works

vestal jasper
#

you prob have blank space on the right

#

discord trims extra whitespace idk if I can be sure

#

no I'm fucking with you

static badge
#

mfw vic calling other people stupid

vestal jasper
#

ok retard

#

I was legit just fucking with him though

finite wave
#

Trying to save it

amber tinsel
#

Maybe they do this so people go over to Bedrock, or is that also so unstable as java ed?

finite wave
#

Who knows

#

I think they enjoy players on both

lost ravine
cosmic raft
#

always neat seeing modded minecraft on .net

wooden blade
#

De plane, Boss!

left yacht
#

modded minecraft was the reason I came back to minecraft in 2014!

#

always a big part of me.

lapis sequoia
#

barty, try using "|"

left yacht
#

so yeah always nice they recognize the amazing the work they do.

lapis sequoia
#

i could never get into modded 😭 too much of a learning curve to do alone

spare venture
#

oo multi line

tame pendant
#

Can anyone explain how I'm using my device right now?

pulsar wigeon
#

lmfao

#

1.5gb update

#

spam that nope button

limber knotBOT
#

How do you even dial 9-1-1.p> on a phone anyway?

woven otter
#

can someone murder anything below 1.12.2 ? k thx

golden gust
#

forgot about color codes for a sec when reading that

#

annnd I was scrolled up

upper flicker
#

_scrolls up looking for the original _

shut thicket
#

I need help

#

What should I eat for dinner

woven otter
#

tacos

lapis sequoia
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on a scale of 1-10, how many of you will eat me alive if i post another timings report asking for help

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im actually stupid

shut thicket
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Alright tacos it is

woven otter
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that sentence has conflicts

lapis sequoia
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true

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tfw 45 players and 11tps

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just hurts to look at

latent sorrel
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ouch

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What economy plugins do people like to use these days? The ones I used to use are all long dead.

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Cool, ill take a peek. I like my current one but the 1.14 version doesnt work with one of my main plugins so its gotta go

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@spare venture Which hyperconomy did you mean? The only one I can find has 182 total downloads and the only review is from me in the past lol

spark grail
woven otter
upper flicker
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oof

heavy rapids
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I seem to be in a coma. Because this certainly isn't reality. I wrote ~350ish lines of code that worked on the first try

woven otter
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Everyone on 1.8.8 should take on bleach diet PepeFedora

heavy rapids
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Why 1.8.8 instead of at least 1.8.9

woven otter
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okay then let me rephrase:
Everyone on 1.8.x should take on bleach diet PepeFedora

golden gust
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.9 was just a client update, the server wasn't really updated

heavy rapids
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ah

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mfw having to develop mods on 1.8.9 because people use it on a large scale

woven otter
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yes and it continues to survive because people keep supporting it with multiversion plugins

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well that's probably not the only reason though

heavy rapids
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it won't go away, due to the pvp split

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heck, I've been asked multiple times to support 1.7.10

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because "1.8 broke pvp, 1.9 killed it"

woven otter
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people and their shit opinions ¯_(ツ)_/¯

heavy rapids
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but I won't touch 1.7.10 with a ten foot pole

woven otter
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Yeah. 1.7.10 is terrible

heavy rapids
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I support 1.8.9 because it's actually quite easy to do, and well, users request it.

woven otter
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for the most part sure

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looks at boss bars

heavy rapids
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I don't use too many weird features tho :P

void void
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any plugin that prevents user from TABbing Autocomplete? if they do not have permission for that command? I don't want my players to sneak in to my plugins via TABbing

vestal jasper
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That's default behaviour

heavy rapids
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people thinking keeping the plugin list hidden improves safety

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🚮

vestal jasper
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If the plugin properly registers permissions and commands in the plugin.yml then users won't get tab completes for them if they don't have the required permissions

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that being said if anyone can do anything bad just by knowing your plugin list you either have shitty plugins or haven't spent enough time on your server

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

heavy rapids
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plugins registering permissions

I've seen that like in one or two non-huge plugins

vestal jasper
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I mean literally just a permission: line for the commands is enough

heavy rapids
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yeah

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(tbh I'm guilty of being too lazy for that either)

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(or more like, I just always forget it. :D)

vestal jasper
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I do think there are valid reasons to want all of your plugins to properly register permissions for commands though

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like not wanting it to be cluttered with bullshit users can't actually use

heavy rapids
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yeah

shut thicket
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I have returned after eating home made tacos

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and I need more help.

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At what viscosity does mucus stop being snot and start being boogers

golden gust
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Oh microsoft

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static badge
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.wa log2 2.4414062E-4

limber knotBOT
uncut skiff
void void
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henlo

golden gust
void void
acoustic pilot
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do eet

golden gust
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rsyncing 2.1 million files ;-;

cosmic raft
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wot @golden gust

golden gust
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backing up my user folder

cosmic raft
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rip

golden gust
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Pretty much going to format and go back to mojave

cosmic raft
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why

golden gust
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Had a few kernel panics on catalina