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how the hell did I do that
I swear the sharpest object I held was a plastic straw...
At least one person has died due to straw related incidents
You gotta be careful with them dude
Can be fatal
I had my first face off with the california straw ban last week
All this restaurant did was put a sign on the straw holder saying "we are not allowed to give out straws with drinks"
then u just grab one lol
straws>?
yes
plastic straws
pretty dum
but the workaround is you have to ask for one, instead of them giving you one by default
lol
it's not a bad fight to fight but I hope people don't get suckered into supporting an alternative that is just objectively worse
This is the third time someone has thought I work at the store I was just at
maybe you should stop standing behind the cash registrar then
maybe you should've have played hitman with that employee in the staff bathroom then
First two times it was in the store, this last time I was heading into the store and someome thought I was heading in for my shift
maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you should work there
.rekt
☑ The Rekt Knight Rises
don't worry the local brother will take you in some day
wow that's not the word I was going to use
but whatever I'll roll with it
Lol wasn’t the transition from paper bags to plastic because people were worried about impact on trees?
fuck trees
Now people going from plastic -> paper again
it's all about the fishes now
It’s come full circle
think of the poor fish
no it's single use plastic -> reusable plastic
at least here
Ah I see
buy and keep bags, take them with you
are they doing reusable plastic straws?
Not really familiar with CA, but that’s the impression I get from WA
I thought they got banned outright
At least the impression the people in Olympia are giving me...
I'm not sure on the actual text of the law, but to my understanding it's that they can't just give you a straw with your drink for example, you have to ask.
And as for state owned land, such as the beach, you can't have a plastic straw.
(I think, period.)
Ah I see
So what is the alternative on state owned land then?
Paper straws?
Drink it right from the cup
Aha
Or paper straws I guess, idk
That might be banned too, because people litter.
My local beach was trashed
Every summer, just fucked up
I have a metal straw
Don’t some people have medical conditions that make t difficult to do drink straight from the cup?
I heard that argument somewhere once
yes they do
i have one like this
Yeah, again I'm not sure so you might be able to take a reusable plastic straw on the beach
Just nothing single-use that you're going to litter.
that's some hardcore sounding you're into kashike
Hm
Interesting
And the littering fine is raised on the beach
Like hella
Should be raised everywhere
Littering is so fucking trashy, literally
^-^: no pls
Yeah, it's stupid
Just pick up your shit
Government can make so much money off people being cunts
did you look it up kashike?
no, people have mentioned it before
ah man
I need to do something more obscure
have you fellows ever heard of the rebirthing fetish
trust me, it's much worse than you think
you sure
California littering fine is $100 and 8 hours of roadside cleanup for first offense, and then it goes up slightly for second, and then third minimum fine is $750 and 24 hours of roadside cleanup. And then the beach has its own policy on top of that where they can tack on a few more hundred dollars.
absolutely
you know .g is right here
So if you are gonna be a shithead, get ready to pull out your wallet
Yas bitches they finally processed my student financing application
So I am like rich for a month
Epic
ay papi
yes do that please
^-^: you're 24 right?
25 soon?
are you trying to figure out what to give me on september 15th?
mfw wikifur has an article for rebirth fetish
september 15th 1994?
yep
adds to his dossier on ^-^
that dossier better have your budget for my gift
$0
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unless i have a job by then
:L
I already told you I don't want your love
what is the damn syntax
I want your material wealth
wrong format
What format does it want
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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 2 months from now.
oof
-d = discord snowflake
-w <who> = who
ah ok
the d is for discord
snowflake as in simple#0001
does the bot remind everyone at the exact hour 67d from now?
is it now
Integrate your service with Discord — whether it's a bot or a game or whatever your wildest imagination can come up with.
.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 67d Magma's birthday
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brilliant
I'm absolutely going to spam that all of today
so what did -w just do?? lol that's my id isn't that
.remind -d -w Kashike#8590 5s reeeee
Snowflake expected.
wow
it told it to ping you
.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 5s hello
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yeah so what's the difference between -d and -w` because it looked like you used my id (247853925753946113) for -w
kash did you fix that one thing I told you to inspect
Reminder for @void void: hello
so what's the snowflake then
or am I going to have to give it a shot
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.remind -d -w 273258543132442624 1d ur retarded
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-d doesn't take a value, it's simply saying "the value passed to -w is a discord snowflake
so that it knows to format it correctly
.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 1s what's the command for the bot to ping everyone
fuck
.remind -d -w simple#0001 5s test
Snowflake expected.
SNOWFLAKE
.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 10s what's the command for the bot to ping everyone
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legit
S N O W F L A K E
what else does -w take
Reminder for @void void: what's the command for the bot to ping everyone
nicknames, when on IRC
oh ok
oh wait what
.remind -w ^-^ 5s meow
kashike: Reminder set for 5 seconds from now.
that's not good
Reminder from kashike, for ^-^: meow
^-^: what's not good
I thought the bot was going to dm lol
no it's just on chat
that's good
no this is superior
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THAT'S ME
you get me decapitating you and shitting down your neck
p hot ngl
^-^: what are you getting me for my birthday
the best gift one can ever hope to receive
a picture of my beard
i already have one
that's not on my wishlist
yeah, I know I'm your role model
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april 18th
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I mean if you don't want a pic of my beard I guess I can send you a single strand of hair from my beard
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but I'm not sure you deserve it
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ok done
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that's a constant
did you expect literally anything else
you made that hard on yourself
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:D
takes that format for date too :)
.remind -d -w 247853925753946113 2026-04-18T00:00:00 have I taken a shower since 2019?
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god I hope so
or you're being thrown into a pool
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Macbook pro or air? 🤔
pro
rather have air honestly
I'd rather have neither
mac's just suck in general
The keyboard on the 2018 pro supposedly sucks
well with air you don't deal with a keyboard tbh
But the 2019 model costs a lot of casherinos
is this joke really that shitty that nobody even
are you having a stroke spotted
I just ignore 90% of what you say tbh leaf
buy a 2009 macbook
Only reason I haven't experienced it is I hardly use the built-in keyboard. I use ext monitors and peripherals
Otherwise I'm sure I would have
I already have a desktop, so I am really only planning to use it as a laptop
That is, bo external displays and shit
then yeah I wouldn't get 2019. Unless they're nixing the butterfly keyboard and keeping 2019 available, and not holding that for next year
Apparently just a bit of dust can fuck your keys.
that one's for you kashike
Wasn't that fixed for 2019?
no
Not sure, if so then you might be ok
Thought they had that in 2018 and magically fixed it
Also, if it's important to you, you can't upgrade your RAM or any components in the newer model
Soldered on
one of these days apple will figure out a way to just solder the whole thing shut
Doesn't really matter. To be fair, I think I could do with an air too. I need something that doesn't fucking suck for uni, as my current laptop crashes when I open intellij
But I do most heavy work on my desktop at home
fair enough then ur probably good, as long as you don't get the butterfly keyboard
just make sure
well if you want something that doesn't suck don't use a mac 
Ye only heard bad shit about the butterfly keyboard
But that sexy operating system leafy
And don't go for the highest processor, as much as they claim it can, the thing airflow is not enough to cool that bitch
You will literally burn yourself lmao
sexy? that's a weird way of typing "shit"
I'm fine with the i5 tbh
They're fairly expensive tho
The 2019 model costs $1000 more with the same specs lmao
I honestly think when they say it can still run is that the heat disperses through the chassis and heats the whole thing up, such that it doesn't overheat. But it certainly doesn't stay cool. That's one thing that kills me. But overall good computer
\❤
Is the throttling bad?
Fair enough
it's been a recurring theme of apple laptops for at least the past decade
I need to be able to bring my dev setup to school because I'm basically confined to my fucking apartment if I want to ever be productive atm, which is no good lol
I mean I've got 3 external monitors, and I run at least two or three jetbrains programs, Firefox, Postman, Discord, a million terminal windows, a million finder windows, photoshop, illustrator, spotify
runs fine
but I'm on the pro
what's that, you want me to post my setup again?
have no experience with air
please no don't force my hand https://i.imgur.com/ScPdjwn.jpg
you need more monitors also that pic is slightly off center and makes me mad
either that or your desk is off center
camera is off-tilt
the room is actually rather narrow
so it's hard to get a good pic
at least with a normal lens
ur brain capacity is narrow too
well stop sending shitty pics if you're gonna brag send actually sexy pics
My desktop is kinda mediocre but it was way too expensive for what it is
I mean the setup is the sexy thing
sexiness factor is reduced by shitty picture factor
some day I'll hire a photographer to take proper pics just for you
The i7 8700 is underwhelming and the 2080 was a waste of money
lol
But I get decent framerates when watching movies
meanwhile I have the 9700k and the 980ti
And rendering latex documents is pretty fast
fantastic investments imo
the current gpu gen is absurd
and has no interesting games to back it up imo
I'll get the TI of the next gen
I can stream habbo in HD
and really only out of a vague sense of keeping with the times
I mostly got it so that my minecraft screenshots would include it in the debug text
So I don't look poor
Meanwhile I couldn't buy groceries last week lmao
Tomb Raider looks pretty sweet so I mean
I mean I sure as shit hope cyberpink 2077 is good because I'm probably going to pay over 1k euros to play it
lol cyberpink
oh well
I honestly wish I had time to because there are some pretty interesting games I'd like to play
And now I actually have a setup that would allow me to
I'm almost the opposite I have a hard time finding anything that holds my interest
But no, 900 fucking concurrent math courses because college is important
I should just quit school and get welfare
Sry am unable to work because I need to game. Very important. Is gaming week.

fucking amateur
I hope you took your family business down
it disgusts me
time to start a gamers rights movement
error on line 69?
noice
Ok shitlord women have rights too
did you just assume gamers' gender?
I don't need to imagine it I'm pretty sure twitch has a 24/7 dedicated section to the topic
they'd play mercy 
If they're gaming then when will they have time for knitting and other chores?
This is insanity
silly man
women can't be slaves
because slaves are subhuman
they're also robots but that's besides the point
I have a godly Christian woman that polishes our silver and knits all day long
lol implying you have silver to polish
city is fucking rich confirmed
Good really has blessed me with all these riches =)
s/Good/^-^
Correction, <DiscordBot> <12Cityweebstret> ^-^ really has blessed me with all these riches =)
Oh no meant to write God I'll do 94 hail marys
s/mays/^-^
fuck
s/marys/^-^
Correction, <DiscordBot> <12Cityweebstret> Oh no meant to write God I'll do 94 hail ^-^
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God is love
^-^: Reminder set for 2 months from now.
god is hope 😃
wtf does it even mean to say that god is hope
I have a HTTP api and a decoupled spa for frontend. To protect from CSRF, I can't send a token with page load (decoupled). Is it safe enough to send a request for a csrf token on page load, and then send it back with the actual request?
It sounds janky and probably is and not safe
Well actually, maybe I can just use a JWS and use that to prove it came from the web app
that works too
No women were created by God to serve man
Robots were created by man to serve man
man is not God
no man created God to serve women
No women created man to be dicks to them
no women created God to create men to create dicks for them,
actually if we're being real for a second dinossaurs created god to create men to create women to create that fantastic joke in Jurassic Park about women inheriting the world
it was a long con
(DiscordBot) Me irl : me_irl - 86 comments, 13,435 points - karisjohnson, 16h ago

this makes making kids steal their parents' wallets to buy VIP in minecraft servers literally child's play
and spent time being there for on an emotional level on ur website is actually married
no my website waifu!
what does that string of non sequiturs mean
is this a true story
well the people are real
I fucking hope not
I would hazard to guess the whole thing is real
and not as uncommon as you might imagine
aww yiss boys
lmao HOLY FUCK
I gave her $13k and she told me I had a cute face
I tried to find the tweet but it's deleted so rip
No u
shut ur lying bitchface up
holy shit
it gets better
there's a video of this dude not getting a high-five from the streamer at a convention
This guy is the ultimate incel
What the fuck
What the actual fuck
Unless this is just how all incels are, never came face to face with one 
I'll buy you a mirror for your birthday
gasp
this is cursed
only if you give me $130k
I'm having a field day today
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(DiscordBot) I'm dating a ghost (for real) - length 10m 9s - 1,586 likes, 415 dislikes (79.3%) - 15,976 views - blndsundoll4mj on 2019.07.10
I also want a ghost boyfriend that's passionate over toilet paper 😦
okay nevermind now she's eating the toilet paper
oh, her
Trisha is always for real
she's insane right
No
I love her
city are you still tripping
nó

I mean after the walls started talking yesterday I decided to sleep
what did they say?
why is that lady dressed like a stripper going to a formal gala
reminds me of that bubble censoring that was popular for a while
double, it has an extra atom

im like tritium in that respect
Is there a 32-bit build of OpenJDK 8?
For Linux, oops.
AdoptOpenJDK only seems to offer a 32-bit build for Windows.
just looking on openjdk.java.net all i can see is for aarch32 which is a subarch of armv8
no joy
Looks like it's possible to get Zulu for 32-bit Linux lol

interesting
Download Java 11 Zulu OpenJDK Linux Windows macOS Solaris Update Java Alpine Java SE free download Java 8 Java 7 Java 6 JDK
Hehe, just for shits and giggles tried changing Adopt's download URL from x64 to x86 but didn't work 😦
Zulu will work fine for my needs any way
Just need to test something
So many different OpenJDK providers to choose from lol
right
Zulu is backed by Microsoft, right?
I remember reading they had an interest in it for Azure
Hm not sure
Yeah looks like it's Azure's preferred JDK
lawl
ok gnight and by that i mean ima lay in bed and scroll ifunny until i actually lose consciousness through no choice of my own
dances in insomnia
what are the differences between those anyway
sdkman installs zulu by default too
I guess Zulu is supposed to be like, independently verified and tested or some shit idk
yeah you better hide
Has discord loading screen gone darker?
1.14.3
anyone have this issue where using ctrl+a to select all text in mc doesnt work?
it works anywhere else just not in mc
ctrl+v works though
seems to happen in all versions
hm, pre4 is out but no patch notes?
cmon adrian get moving :< fabric is already updated
Haha, I just saw anti-xray got added
On the changelogs, good effort
Everyone must be happy hahaha

rip
Let's see if a 1.14.3 schematic works on a 1.12.2 server
Doesn't have 1.14 blocks, but let's see
Nice
erm howw do I add a eclipse shortcut to launch pad??
That means it needs to be hand built then hahaha
i've heard of people using viarewind + world downloader
Jesus
because it literally requires every 1.13 block state (~11k) to be mapped to a 1.12 block state
If the server is dead and they try to connect, should make it act like a villager
HMMMM
Never knew that finding plugins which work for 1.12 could be such a pain
what's the best way to prevent player movement that conflicts the least with client desync?
because cancelling the movement event is insanely obnoxious
You basically can't
if you wanna prevent movement entirely you can mess around with effects or even attributes I guess
there is one way el gaton lol
but it won't work for me
make them mount something
that they can't control
that would be good right
Preventing movement entirely? Can't just teleport them back to where they should be on a per-tick basis if they move to where they shouldn't be? 😛
per-tick? just make it per second
He's tryna avoid the effect that that causes
The effect is certainly more pleasant than move event.
I think mount might actually be the best from first person
but it would look really weird for spectators
If you apply the potion slow effect to its max you are entirely locked in place. Its not possible to set an infinite timer for it but you can set the timer for real years at a time so its a bit of a moot point.
That wont do any client desync either since the client knows its locked
I sort of tried the slow effect but maybe I need to go much higher with it
iirc minecraft has an enchant upper limit which isn't its primitive's max value right
the enchants have different (mechanical) upper limits due to their effects. Some start glitching a bit after like 10, some are fine in the hundreds.
They are all a decent bit above what is achievable in the game though so I dont blame them for having weird limitations
yes
They're all acting on different things, how levels throw that out is dependent on what goes on
right
fun
I can tell I'm getting tired because I find it hilarious how "entities" has "tities" in it
not a good sign
So entitled
s/tled/tied
Correction, <wizardfrag> So entitied
:D
Exception in thread "Async Shit - 4" java.util.ConcurrentModificationException this exception haunts my dreams
spoOk
LOL Nexus, you crazy if you need more than 2
I saw on twitter that the anti xray was added back, how does it work exactly? 
Exactly? Read the source code
Otherwise, how does anti-xray normally work, that's how it works
Complex feature with very simple expectations.
Not sure if there's much to explain there.
GIB RESOURCES
42
42
thanks
Yea
Rainbow and magic
Studies do show that low IQ causes higher brain latency
studies show that studies are dum
studies show that studies conducted about studies are dumb
studies show that studies are getting more retarded
studies show that studies are not to be trusted
i think gradle only shows me 100 errors lol, it keeps staying at 100 even tho i fixed like 20-30 but i think theres like a total of 600+
yey
i love updates
thanks, very helpful 
I'm not smart enough to read the sourcecode gheh
I'm pretty sure it's explained in the docs
"Usually the plugin modifies the packets sent to the client by changing all ores that aren't exposed to a transparent block like air, water, glass, or lava to stone; and then changes the ores back into ores once they are exposed. Another method I've seen is that it changes all unexposed stone blocks into ores."
copy pasted from the almighty google
Take a look at yarn for mappings if you haven't
@golden gust its forge, so im using their mappings, but they havent been mapped yet
We cross ref to stuff like forge/yarn all the time
Spigots mappings are just horrific to work with
Hi.
hi
a lot of parameter names aren't mapped tbh
especially if they are in niche places or very obvious
there's really just no reason to waste time on them most of the time
Yea, I just find yarn is getting nicer as more methods are actually mapped, just makes sussing stuff out much easier \o/
i mean, sure, its still annoying to work with unless you actually know what you're doing 😉
and having proper argument names helps a lot to figure it out
Yea, but it's looots of extra fluff to maintain
not arguing with that
I'd rather they focused on stuff like the actual method names vs tryna keep method params maintained
Annie: IIS Kernel Mode has already explained what it does. If your question was actually how to get it working on your server: You can enable and configure it in your paper.yml. The two methods which IIS Kernel Mode described are engine-mode 1 and 2 in the config.
hm
fireballs
are they projectile damage or explosion damage
explosion right
I definitely recommend using engine-mode 2, engine-mode 1 won't stop xrayers. Tip for everyone: Adding air and less other blocks to the ore list will help against cave finders.
tacos = socialism
This system of equations isn't solveable
yeah because none of these are unknown variables
I didn't put your dad in there
so is life
Is it
How so?
the other day I had just washed my car complete with wax and everything
because the forecast was clear
then it rained
and since it had been dry for a long time the dust and pollen settled with the rain
grimed up my car
super rude
do you not have a garage
imagine caring about how your car looks but keeping it outside
honestly
the answer to that question is so complicated it's not worth getting into
suffice to say my "garage" is arguably worse than leaving it in the rain
by no fault of my own
The problem with 4 cars but only two garages .. :/
it's not a matter of wealth
good fucking joke barty
it's a shared garage structure so I can't renovate it without coordinating with everyone else
and it's literally crumbling apart
why not 1.7 while you're at it
why'd you disband it then
and dont ping me u fuk
oh, was rent finally fixed
did you increase it too?
i had enough balance for like a month
"a little"
it's only been like 10 days sicne i checked
did you double it
tf
you did double it
asshole
put my town back and turn off upkeep :<
imma name my next town "Owner"
[member] [owner] wizjany
sounds good to me
Wiz, just purchase alot of money
Buy admin
my friend and i decided ur server was garbo
so we made our own
with blackjack
and hookers
and ftb mostly
not telling
you'll copy my server
and put shitty loot crates on it :^)

He is playing ftb infinity 1.6.4
lul
See i was right 👌🏼
good joke
barty
are you actually jealous about the $0 in donations i've gotten in the past 9 years?
while you roll in your donator-supplied nitro and server hosting?
Oof
The blowback would be comical

how to be a dick 1o1
le money
nossr doesnt own such an essential part of literally every minecraft server ever
which isnt just made by one person
No dis to mcmmo but yeah I'd rather live in a world without mcmmo than a world without worldedit

the harm is on 90% of consumers
The harms the entitleds
most people don't even know what compile means
if it's just fun to contribute something like that to everyone for free and if one doesn't need that (extra) money, why put that burden on everyone else
it's like asking uncountable amounts of people to pay to enter your unique and awesome server, whereas people that have IJ installed can join for free
Everyone should just do blowjobs for 10€
and Jan enters with porn again
Kenny
well to that I agree
That’s the wrong word
but it fits you more 
Kenny
You suck at correcting yourself
You accidently said porn was more fun than sex,
combat tag?
what do you mean skulling system
oic
haven't played runescape in like...
12 years? 14?
idk how long it's been
“Hardest part” -> “checking who got hit first”
Glass shards are meh
Jan are you making friends again
My dedi took 8 minutes downloading paper. Ouch.
Was a bit silly of me downloading after the server had been stopped though. Should probably do it before hand. 😛
Hi 👋
Does anybody actually know the reason for the fucked up chunk loading system in 1.14?
What'd they change
Everything
Yikes
They're heading in a similar direction to us
Overall technically their new system is nicer
Well obviously they were aiming for 5x faster
They just need to get the actual async part working, and they lack any form of "the main thread is asking for this now so we should give it it now"
But they have no real tests
I feel like when they realize how poor it is, they should just not release it til its playable
They don’t test it enough Sam
points to the bedrock release date
They didn’t know how bad it was until we got it
Just merge Paper? 😛
No
No?
I'm sure they did
just management blah blah
I doubt they didnt test a massive rewrite for even one second
They would've realised its slow
They were clearly rushed.
Actually, I think the progress has been pretty good. I never expected them to go to async in a point release though.
Part of the issue is the deadline
and to be fair, the issue ain't really all too noticable on single player with decent issues
Same for the server too, really; With a handful of players on a decent machine it's not really all that bad, I doubt that mojang is drilling into debug metrics crazily
They do test stuff, they just don't really test on the scale we'd all hope, and tbh, it's easier to have us guys do that who already have the servers and stuff
I wonder how extensive their testing environment is.
I feel like they should have at least a way of spawning fake player processes.
Creating a full test of test cases for stuff like that is time consuming and complex
Especially if you're hoping for reliable tests which test how players actually interact
Jan, would be good if they did that.
yea tbh only issue was that chunk stuff was merged into 1.14 before proper testing
You can extrapolate a lot
instead of just holding on it
You dont need to actually have 500 players on
i guess it was a really big thing so they didn't want to keep it separate
Shitty?
Who made it btw?
Spottedleaf updated it from 1.13.
Which sounds like a smaller task than it actually was.
oh of course its shitty then
just look at their latest pre release, they added a new packet (probably to fix https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-156013) that makes the client reset their velocity, which now (which is hopefully a bug) makes you stop when just destroying grass while running 
The anti-xray in 1.14 works exactly like it does in 1.13, not shitty.
Well @quasi valley That’s a feature
U want to have a break point along an ice velocity bugging thingy, hit the grass
with mojang noone can know for sure :^)
it's not a bug, it's a butterfly!
You are a bug
with 10 legs
Bem
ofc their tracker starts lagging out just when I want to create a ticket
How do they ignore tickets?
I came to this conclusion after watching my village for around 15 minutes to see what they actually did. While this sounds like a joke, I actually looked into this and it turns out that the villagers operate under a semi-communistic socialist economic system, with only a single element that prevents them being fully communist, which is obviously the fact that they still use money to trade with outsiders. Village society operates under "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need", as all villagers (save the disabled (nitwits) or children) will work to the best of their ability and give food and resources to fellow villagers. There is no economic hierarchy in villages, as there is no "boss" villager who pays other villagers wages in order to work for him. Instead, villagers work for the community and give their produce to other villagers. In fact, villagers are entirely lacking in any sort of hierarchy, making their society both classless and stateless, the two categories that must be filled in order for any society to be considered fully communist. When threatened, villagers co-operate to build a golem, a selfless automaton that displays altruism towards villagers and will defend them at any cost, rather then establish a military hierarchy, preserving their communistic system. Villages, more like communes.
Following from this, illagers are fascist counter-revolutionaries attempting to crush the villagers communes. Their rulers live in decadent mansions, enslave prisoners and operate under a strict military hierarchy with four distinct social classes: The evokers, the leaders. The vindicators, the officers of the illager army, the pillagers, the foot-soldiers and the witches, the poorest of the hierarchy, who live in shacks far away from civilization. They attack the peaceful villagers in order to dominate their territory, steal their resources and enslave them and their golems for forced labor.
/r/minecraftcopypasta
Let’s start a sect
Like jehovas witness’s but without the no donating blood and less god
CTH is hit or miss, still a hit for me 😄
starts singing the great milenko
Guess I'm gonna have to become a juggalo and start quoting ICP lyrics
I'll hypnotize you like a vampire, Bite you neck and set your head on fire
is there a 'back button' for the new iphone? too used to android
yeah it's called maybe you can send it back for a refund
you have an iphone now?
yeah I got one yesterday
Nossr
mcmmo pays well huh 

Most apps let you do a slide from left to right as back
Back in what Noss
Those that don't add their own Ui element in the corner
^ as Z said
thanks Z that works
you prob have blank space on the right
discord trims extra whitespace idk if I can be sure
no I'm fucking with you
mfw vic calling other people stupid
Trying to save it
Maybe they do this so people go over to Bedrock, or is that also so unstable as java ed?
De plane, Boss!
modded minecraft was the reason I came back to minecraft in 2014!
always a big part of me.
so yeah always nice they recognize the amazing the work they do.
i could never get into modded 😭 too much of a learning curve to do alone
oo multi line
How do you even dial 9-1-1.p> on a phone anyway?
can someone murder anything below 1.12.2 ? k thx
_scrolls up looking for the original _
tacos
on a scale of 1-10, how many of you will eat me alive if i post another timings report asking for help
im actually stupid
Alright tacos it is
that sentence has conflicts
ouch
What economy plugins do people like to use these days? The ones I used to use are all long dead.
Cool, ill take a peek. I like my current one but the 1.14 version doesnt work with one of my main plugins so its gotta go
@spare venture Which hyperconomy did you mean? The only one I can find has 182 total downloads and the only review is from me in the past lol
a very fine day: https://i.imgur.com/svAx45M.png

oof
I seem to be in a coma. Because this certainly isn't reality. I wrote ~350ish lines of code that worked on the first try
Everyone on 1.8.8 should take on bleach diet 
Why 1.8.8 instead of at least 1.8.9
okay then let me rephrase:
Everyone on 1.8.x should take on bleach diet 
.9 was just a client update, the server wasn't really updated
yes and it continues to survive because people keep supporting it with multiversion plugins
well that's probably not the only reason though
it won't go away, due to the pvp split
heck, I've been asked multiple times to support 1.7.10
because "1.8 broke pvp, 1.9 killed it"
people and their shit opinions ¯_(ツ)_/¯
but I won't touch 1.7.10 with a ten foot pole
Yeah. 1.7.10 is terrible
I support 1.8.9 because it's actually quite easy to do, and well, users request it.
I don't use too many weird features tho :P
any plugin that prevents user from TABbing Autocomplete? if they do not have permission for that command? I don't want my players to sneak in to my plugins via TABbing
That's default behaviour
If the plugin properly registers permissions and commands in the plugin.yml then users won't get tab completes for them if they don't have the required permissions
that being said if anyone can do anything bad just by knowing your plugin list you either have shitty plugins or haven't spent enough time on your server
¯_(ツ)_/¯
plugins registering permissions
I've seen that like in one or two non-huge plugins
I mean literally just a permission: line for the commands is enough
yeah
(tbh I'm guilty of being too lazy for that either)
(or more like, I just always forget it. :D)
I do think there are valid reasons to want all of your plugins to properly register permissions for commands though
like not wanting it to be cluttered with bullshit users can't actually use
yeah
I have returned after eating home made tacos
and I need more help.
At what viscosity does mucus stop being snot and start being boogers
Oh microsoft
shane/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.Word/Data/Library/Application Support/Microsoft/FontPreviewCache/en-US/ZapfinoRegular👪2.png
.wa log2 2.4414062E-4
(DiscordBot) Result: -12.0000000... - https://is.gd/v1QFts
henlo

do eet
rsyncing 2.1 million files ;-;
wot @golden gust
backing up my user folder
rip
Pretty much going to format and go back to mojave
why
Had a few kernel panics on catalina

