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Pokemon :P
Oh boy
Was quite a bit hesitant there if i wanted to say or not π€£
pokemon go to the polls
I wonder if I'd see any difference using argo. I mean, it's already faster, so it would just be a micro optimization.
I wonder why it has a base price. And that it'll keep charging you when you toggle it.
because cloudflare needs to make money somehow by convincing people their products are worth it
Their default cache is already too good ;P
you hook up to one of the cloudflare locations and that cloudflare location proxies your machine for the other cloudflare locations via their dark fiber
cute, maybe helpful, but if you have good transit it won't really make a difference
Ya
It's very helpful for more then just cache
like a lot of networks are just abject garbage
Ya, I already saw an instant improvement when I started caching the jars.
@fallen oracle You can do Library.builder().url("url to .jar")...build()
i mean it depends how much you spend on bandwidth
i only use cloudflare for ddos mitigation anyways
Ahh
I use it for the bandwidth saved :P
Ugh, another disappointing series of losses on Overwatch competitive FFA :<
I use sockets quite a lot tho, and cloudflares free option isnt very viable there
how much bandwidth do you consume
Cf pls cache my mc chunks
Never gonna one-trick my way out of 2400 in FFA
I run various different sites. Combined i use about 30 TB monthly
Cloudflare takes roughly 90% of it
Not bad
wait only 30tb?
Argo would be expensive as fuck for you.
who are you hosting with?
Digitalocean
Well, you say "only 30TB"
But considering the files range from a few bytes to max 1mb
It's quite a lot :P
that's a fair chunk of porn
At least those are all cached.
I'd have a hard time storing it on my desktop
I wish I could do a better bench test ofr the changes. I'm not sure if it was truly 8 seconds that it took compared to what it does now.
how many gigabytes is 366055179419189
.wa 366055179419189 bytes to gigabytes
(night) Result: 366055 GB (gigabytes) - https://is.gd/yY9LwB
366 055,179 gigabytes
.wa 366055 gigabyte to terabyters
(DiscordBot) Result: 366.1 TB (terabytes) - https://is.gd/KeOTFO
huh not bad for two weeks
:P
What do you host?
.wa 366.1 terabytes to petabytes
Or is that just your porn-meter?
(DiscordBot) Result: 0.3661 PB (petabytes) - https://is.gd/lODdaL
Hardcoded into your modem?
That's a ton of data.
"You have streamed 366055179419189 bytes worth of porn this week"
this is like some r/DataHoarders flexing going on in here
Lol
"I have more TBs than you"
I'll wait a few days to see how much the cached data goes up to.
Tho I don't have a bandwidth limit
r/datahoarders don't got nothing on me
No flexing on my end, just informative info based on cloudflare :P
Night on the other hand.... :P
jk datahoarders is insane
some people have multi petabyte clusters
like wtf where do you get that money
i think 60-70tb of that 300tb is actually just served from this 2 core container lol
Iβm so bored
WHAT do you serve
porn, obviously
some small files
what else could it be
So porn movies? Not just clips
Damn. Just tested again and it went back to about 7 seconds.
i wish i served porn
Like full-blown 3 hour length the pornit stuff
Wait wait
You host and serve bukkit plugins and depend on donations to survive?
:P
Do people really care how fast their server starts up?
No, it starts when it starts
Right now i have an issue with a MC server that doesnt stop at all
I woke up today to a "8000 something seconds have passed, attempting force stop"
One line for every second in the console
On first run, my plugin takes about 9 seconds to load. Every run after that takes 3 seconds.
that's a lot of lines
Hm
I actually have no clue of how long my plugin takes to initialize
hmmmmmmmmmmm
you've tempted me
Not long
The extra 6 seconds first time is just downloading the dependencies.
I guessed that much
idk I'll be generating 250 config files on first startup very soon
Why
I run a node app that takes 94 seconds to start :P
because I've been told people like config files
Move the config into a SQLite file and force them to use long and confusing commands.
Hmm
that sounds like an almost great plan
Force them to write pure sql
I use reflection to register my commands, takes about 120ms
I'll just force them to change the source code
Well i use acf so i guess i do too
Some mix of Oracle and MS SQL.
Well yeah, it's ACF but I use reflection to register the acf commands
It's automatic now so I don't have to be like new Command1(), new Command2() etc.
the reason for the config bloat is because each boss is its own file, each event is its own file, each item is its own file, each power is its own file...
so on
I probably should split my config up sooner or later. It's like 800 lines.
yeah I think my current items file is over 3.5k lines long
which is why I had to break it up
elitemobs
Ahh
Most of my config is comments.
climate change is a myth
there are 0 comments on this config file
that's why I made a webapp
I've got a wiki too
so people could just paste new items to that file
Ahh
Ahh cool
even exists in chinese https://magmaguy.com/EliteMobs_Webapp_Chinese.html
Lol
Yeah, I'm not translating my config. I already do the language files.
I push to the english file and it distributes out to all the other language files.
Since you seem so helpful and clever mr Glare.... I don't want to have a huge discussion about it, and if it's not a small thing i'm doing wrong, then just tell me to stfu.
But i have made a small plugin that does nothing but register commands for the autocomplete, along with sending data using sockets when a player moves, and at the same time use mysql to store some data when a player joins and leaves. The entire thing combined is probably 300 lines long.
Yet, it's 800kb large when compiled. I'm guessing it's because it includes the code for mysql, sockets and so on.
Any way to avoid it?
I notice other plugins that use MySQL is significantly smaller then mine.
did you actually unzip the jar and see what takes up the space
No, i've never tried that
^
7zip can unpack a .jar without file extension changes on Windows, in case you're using that.
Yeah, unzip worked
So it seems to include the socket library (io) and the json library (org)
okio i have no clue what is
doesn't windows have a way to check what takes up the space
Is the size of the jar an issue for you?
No, not at all... But gotten a few laughs from a few devs :P
hey wizjany big boy add me on discord to ur sacred friends list, after i send you pee peep pictures, ill give you a legit proposition to make some money ;)
Don't let that bother you.
But out of curiosty here
Why is every library i use included, except mysql?
I can't seem to find that anywhere
Is it part of java by default?
Mysql is built into java
But isnt json as well?
MySQL def not built into Java >_>
sql is
but SQL
SOrry
But the size isnt a problem overall?
Didn't egg say that AntiVpn is like 30MB in total or something?
It's not slower or less optimized performance wise because of its size?
To an extent
Hehe, pretty sure i'm not adding anything more
Just doing some very basic shit to fit my sql structure
Ahh
Did you see "The Last Castle" ?
Not yet, I'm in class.
there's this lass on my master's degree
spends the entirety of every class torrenting movies
on the world's shittiest internet connection
Woot, just got my test back. I passed it.
Ahh, I'm just taking summer classes.
So long suckers
I just got accepted to the "GeForce Now" beta program. So now i'm gonna play Minecraft like a pro
please no nvidia card can deal with the graphical magnum opus that is minecraft
you need God's very own gcard if you want to be an elite minecraft gamer
:P
remember; if you want to play minecraft you best have the power of god and anime on your side
instahacks:
https://i.imgur.com/VZ46aXg.png
does instagram run on python
o, wow they do. django
https://github.com/Instagram/MonkeyType this sounds retarded
"not gonna bother adding my types when i write the code so i'll just let the runtime figure them out...and then add them back to source code"
π
this is why we have errors like the one screenshotted above btw
lol
Django is pretty nice π
this'll be interesting
--- a/assets/minecraft/lang/en_us.json
+++ b/assets/minecraft/lang/en_us.json
@@ -2383,6 +2383,7 @@
"attribute.name.generic.movementSpeed": "Speed",
"attribute.name.generic.attackDamage": "Attack Damage",
"attribute.name.generic.attackSpeed": "Attack Speed",
+ "attribute.name.generic.attackReach": "Attack Reach",
"attribute.name.generic.luck": "Luck",
"attribute.name.generic.armor": "Armor",
"attribute.name.generic.armorToughness": "Armor Toughness",
looking at the combat experiment thing?
good
πΏ
i hope it gets banned
some other subs already have been banned
I think the server or client still limits the reach attribute π
100 didnt make the reach 100, only a couple of blocks more ;(
(DiscordBot) @Marc_IRL (Marc Watson): Me whenever someone goes aggro in my twitter mentions https://t.co/hDyhzBVhJV (10 hours and 7 minutes ago)
Idk where to ask this, but how would you promote a minecraft server made for a community? (rocket league community)
in that community
Promote it in your community
π
lol
If you want to reach a wider audience outside of that community, there are topsites and such
Word of mouth, with things like YouTube series
new experimental combat snapshot
muh combat
jeb literally calls it a snapshot
"a custom java edition snapshot to test new combat..>"
jeb knows nothing
it's not in the "weekly snapshots" track, eg this isn't like 19w27 or w/e
u better be
jeb is an experiment
lol
put out by government
should I blame the dogs for this
well done, you scared them off
I think it was you
wow such a rude language from this gentleman
I hope you can forgive me for my foul language
Certainly but keep your foul language to yourself young one
My twitter (please follow me i have already atleast 4 followers) https://twitter.com/cobraunie30 The door open smoothly because of the malisis doors mod Don'...
(DiscordBot) Just a peaceful Minecraft video - length 7s - 24,783 likes, 349 dislikes (98.6%) - 212,266 views - Cobraunie SC on 2019.06.17
F
is for fake
you can tell by the pixels
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
s/jet fuel/coal furnaces
Correction, <DiscordBot> <03Aβ Dβucβk> coal furnaces can't melt steel beams
s/steel beams/iron blocks
Correction, <DiscordBot> <03Aβ Dβucβk> coal furnaces can't melt iron blocks
No
π’
Just got home from class, will probably watch the movie tonight.
okay i gave my nx7400 an SSD
currently updating win10
although the RAM situation is very limited, 2gb is barely enough
should I rlly be using Eclipse?
if you hate yourself sure
ig im one of those stubborn ppl who wont get IntelliJ π
Get it, you won't regret it
i dont liek downloading things tho
that wasn't directed to you
Firefox > Chrome > Explorer
Curl is obviously the superior choice
You guys have obviously no taste.
Telnet is and has always been the exquisite choice of the modern man.
@wide hazel Where is your jenkins?
dumb question.... I should have known that...
How similar is Java to C++?
I know how to code in C++.
I mean some of paper is coded in pure malice
because that's the other component of mojang's code
like I'm pretty sure the whole inventory system is all pure malice
well when notch first started making minecraft he designed 19 features of popularity in java
What are scheduled blocks on timings?
but then he crafter a twentieth feature into which he poured all of his malice: his will to sell out
this might be a bit of a deep pull
@myokan, Are you talking about a hopper timer system in Minecraft?
I'm talking to bots.... -_-
On our timings report, Scheduled Blocks and Scheduled Blocks - Ticking are taking up a lot of the tick
Are the bots real people or no?
what? Oh are you on discord?
I'm messaging from IRC
oh...
Omg! Could have had so much fun with that :P
Yeah well I'm not having fun because I'm trying to diagnose performance issues
LOL
On Minecraft?
What kind of performance issues exactly?
I can give you the answer right now, if its MC
memory leaks?
8-10TPS with only 100 online
"Microsoft bought it"
I'm a bot for what it's worth
TPS?
I'm looking through timings and idk what "Scheduled Blocks" is supposed to mean, I'm guessing redstone or something like that
I would assume the same thing about scheduled blocks.
Perhaps, it could be blocks that work with redstone (e.i. dirt)
yw
@eager plaza the bots are people speaking through the inferior IRC system
don't be scared of them though, as the saying we have in portuguese says, "dog that woofs doesn't bite"
How does IRC work?
series of tubes
how do I fuck up a component hover event
What kind of component?
you just do?
Kyori TextComponent
When sending the text with the hover to the player the hover doesn't show
oh I don't think the relevant method modifies the existing component
yeah it doesn't
makes sense
components are entirely immutable
When building using kash's text lib, most methods modify the existing builder.
But hoverEvent doesn't
TextComponent.of("hi", TextColor.GOLD).hoverEvent(HoverEvent.of(Action.SHOW_TEXT)....
er, builder or component?
TextComponent.Builder
Do git patches work for bytecode?
Misspoke when I said "existing component", meant to say "existing builder"
When doing the following the hover doesn't show
name.hoverEvent(HoverEvent.of(HoverEvent.Action.SHOW_TEXT, getNameHover(player)));
prefix.append(" ");
prefix.append(name);```
When doing name = name.hoverEvent(...) it does show
public B hoverEvent(@Nullable final HoverEvent event) {
this.styleBuilder().hoverEvent(event);
return this;
}```

@Override
@SuppressWarnings("unchecked")
default @NonNull C hoverEvent(final @Nullable HoverEvent event) {
return (C) Component.super.hoverEvent(event);
}```
```java
default @NonNull Component hoverEvent(final @Nullable HoverEvent event) {
if(event != null) this.detectCycle(event.value()); // detect cycle before modifying
return this.style(this.style().hoverEvent(event));
}```
@static badge
mfw
I updated one of my servers to 1.14.3. Ever since it's had an issue where one world, seemingly at random which, will start loading chunks. It keeps loading until it overloads the server and the watchdog shuts it down. If I try to unload the world where this is happening the server freezes and the watchdog shuts it down.
Oh, fun.
What do you guys think of the new PvP changes?
@vestal jasper wizjany's code above is the builder, yours is from the component itself
components are not mutable, builders are
Oh I see
yup
Theyβre tryna compete with hytales combat
I misunderstood and didn't notice
π
Just a typo. It is running 1.14.3.
I haven't tried it, just seen videos of it. Will have to play around to know for sure, but looks like an improvement.
Also kash is there any way on bukkit to convert color'd displaynames to text components?
I don't think it has anything to do with Hytale.
yes
LegacyComponentSomething.deserialize
@fast solstice https://jenkins.egg82.me
LegacyComponentSerializer doesn't seem to be doing the trick
LegacyComponentSerializer.legacy().deserialize(string)
@strange bane Well, they gotta soften the hit when Hytale Comes out if it actually turns out to be good
Thank you
Time to debug if the displayname is actually being changed then
are you sure you have the colored name vic
Indeed!
some plugins just format chat
instead of coloring the actual name
as retarded as that sounds
:^)
No I'm straight up editing my displayname on join
lol
kash reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee /s
fix bukkittttt
Any advise on my issue?
wot wiz
wot wot
Does anyone know what this means:
java.lang.NullPointerException: null
at com.earth2me.essentials.xmpp.XMPPManager.updatePresence(XMPPManager.java:150) ~[?:?]
at com.earth2me.essentials.xmpp.EssentialsXMPP.updatePresence(EssentialsXMPP.java:113) ~[?:?]
at org.bukkit.craftbukkit.v1_13_R2.scheduler.CraftTask.run(CraftTask.java:84) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-626]
at org.bukkit.craftbukkit.v1_13_R2.scheduler.CraftScheduler.mainThreadHeartbeat(CraftScheduler.java:449) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-626]
at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.MinecraftServer.b(MinecraftServer.java:1010) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-626]
at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.DedicatedServer.b(DedicatedServer.java:439) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-626]
at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.MinecraftServer.a(MinecraftServer.java:940) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-626]
at net.minecraft.server.v1_13_R2.MinecraftServer.run(MinecraftServer.java:837) ~[patched_1.13.2.jar:git-Paper-626]
at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:834) [?:?]
set up EssentialsX XMPP or delete it
pls tell me you didn't just install every essentials module blindly
then delete it
k
Chill out lol I didn't wanna delete anything because I thought it might break essentials
@cosmic raft It throws constant NPEs if the XMPP server isn't configured
Why would it be its own separate jar if not having it would break essentials .-.
@radiant heron https://essentialsx.github.io/#/Downloading-EssentialsX
I can only figure the issue is either with 1.14 or multiverse-core.
More likely 1.14.
I don't see why Multiverse Core would load chunks.
I guess I should say explicitly load chunks. π
What do I do?
Make an issue on the Paper GitHub.
Please donβt delete the templates
Youβre missing stuff from them, which is why they exist
I heard that issues that don't follow templates get closed instantly?
unless they feex
The smoker arrived today btw
when important information is missing noone can help you
I finally heard the price tag on it, and, wowie. This thing better make some damn good food.
irc works?
o wow its does lol
xd
IRC and Discord are bridged. We can see you, you can see us
amazing
Now I just need a telegram bridge Z
if I add it will u merge
wait it's kash's bot isn't it
dont make a new issue, just edit it with this template https://hastebin.com/neyeguzoku.coffeescript
Hey, quick question.. I have a fork where I have some changes I made but I want to update the repo to be up-to-date with upstream.. I've added the original repo as upstream.. How do I update it and keep my changes and commits in place?
Timings or Profile link: https://timings.aikar.co/?id=71ba1832548c4520a22c6e1d304d1d3c#config https://i.imgur.com/JbvABJ3.png Description of issue: This CraftBukkit commit moved the saving of the l...
git pull upstream <branch>
But wouldn't that remove my commits?
does this just improved a lot of performance and i'm just imagining?
not if you did it properly and used a feature branch lol
they weren't merged with upstream..
? and
git pull just fetches and merges
you should be in a feature branch for your changes anyway, you shouldn't be editing master of ver/1.14 directly
normally you will pull to your local master/or branch then go to your feature branch and update against your local
;-;
to get your stuff to a feature branch, from the branch you are now: git checkout -b myfeature
now myfeature has your current changes
then git checkout originalbranch
erase your changes on original branch, pull from upstream
woot updated
go back to feature branch
update from your local
woot updated
yea, however i'd still go make a feature branch now
for when you go to PR to whatever project it is
These changes aren't going to be PR'd tho
ok then ur fine ig
np
@fallen oracle Tell me you got a Kamodo?
Will this work? https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/2244
yes, thank you FatherWh0 π
no stacktraces yet 3 pastes? 
How did you manage to miss the template?
you ignore it
Thank you guys. I hope you can find the issue before I have to restore a backup, rolling back to 1.13.2.
Wasn't trying to be hostile, just I've seen lots of people do it and have no idea how it happens.
presumably they see template and think optional
there's still an other link on the template page
@vestal jasper maybe they're sponge devs π€
Spotted, thanks for updating the xray patch! I was wondering if you could maybe make it better than the 1.13 one too? π Engine mode 2 places ores directly under the skin stone, as I'll call it. This means breaking one block in a cave can cause the fake ore to appear for a split second. In my opinion, there should be two layers of skin stone before fake ores are placed.
Why?
why what
Yes
yes
Wat
20 TPS, locally hosting and can see the block update.
It's only the first hit, in a chain of breaks, obviously.
It's pretty normal. I'm surprised this the first time you've seen that
We've always used engine 1.
2 is obviously much more effective, I'd like to use it, but if anti-cheat methods affect legitimate players in anyway I kinda don't wanna use it.
Some people might assume they're being trolled or something?
Well, by now most players have come across it at least once
Used to I'd get reports all the time "my ores are disappearing"
I dont hear that anymore lol
Or engine mode 1
Or it being fixed barty.
Mode 1 works, it just doesn't hide anything exposed by air
Like, ores in a cave wall
It would increase cpu exponentially
In the way you said it, yes. But I don't think programmatically it would be easy.
Unless there's already a variable "skinDepth" π
How it is now, it hides blocks that are completely surrounded by full blocks. It's already a cpu intensive task. That's why e2 is harsher than e1. Making it scan 2 blocks around it in all directions would multiply that harshness :3
Are those yours kashike?
no
Oh, the title of the gif made me think twice. π
DEFAULT(1, "default"),
WAIT(2, "wait until nearby chunks are loaded"),
LOAD(3, "load nearby chunks");
Grr, that's annoying. What is "default"?
DEFAULT is 1
Billy, I don't think that's why engine 2 is more CPU intensive.
Both engines have to "scan" surrounding blocks.
kek
YouTube?
the issue is that doing those checks are far more expensive
yup
go away
What is chunk engine mode default?
idk
yeah it was moved up
Why not comment it out?
mfw my grandma's trying to convnice my mom to buy a new microwave the easy way
let's cook a 3 minute meal for 30 minutes
if you need a new microwave, buy a cup of noodles, don't add water, cook for 3-5minutes
nearly burned down my highschool like that by mistake
I ate cup of noodles so often I auto piloted and forgot the water step
my teacher was rushing me to GTFO, i forgot the water and he left me alone, burned the noodles then dipped, microwave did not survive
not adding water pretty much burns the FUCK out of the noodles and will either burn the building down, kill the microwave, or leave the entire building smelling like burnt noodles for a week.
IDK why i took off, its not like the teacher didn't know the only person who he left alone in the class and was using the microwave...
yeah, orange smoke that stained those sealing pannels forever and smelled for a week and a half
wtf
luckily I caught my grandma's food right as it started smoking
so I have crazy TMJ disorder in my jaw, and my jaw locks repeatedly. I was looking for solutions and one of them was literally punch your jaw until it stops locking
and it fucking worked
jesus christ
i mean, it still pops
and probably always will
but i unlocked it and now i can eat
your jaw locking sound like it royally sucks
me too. both sides of my jaw always pop like crazy
but sometimes when i wake up, i can't open my jaw
at all
oh god jaws
my jaw broke a few years ago and just thinking about it hurts...
anyway just punched my jaw like 5 times and i can open a little wider
thanks people on youtube
i've told my dentist, orthodontist, and jaw surgeon; all they say is "we can't do anything. go to physical therapy. i can make u a mouth guard but it won't make it go away lol"
prob not an inch ngl I can't even really tell how far I can open it
yeah they won't give me a splint either, and also mentioned it to me
all they gave me was a plastic mouthguard
which does not help, for obvious reasons
bring a gun next time, they'll give it to you
well, they refuse to give it to me
so
nice that it works
not nice that i can't have it
i know someone you could pay to do things to your jaw for you ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Okay, we're now running the wonderful antixray patch in production. =D
i've had it for years, im used to it, but i'm not okay with it
im looking for yet another doctor
but are you xraying to see if it works James?
look at all dem diamonds...
how does it look when a not cheating player is mining?
Basically normal.
I hope the entity movement bug gets figured out soon. There's so many patches that could have an impact.
If I wasn't on Windows I think I'd considered just going through removing possibly offending patches.
what if you want your corpse to be launched instead
let some aliens find it
preserved by the vacuum of space
but why would you want to do that when you could buy an apple monitor? you only need an extra 1k to get the stand with it too!
corpse does sound better π
imagine that shit, your dead corpse just eternally floating through space
If youβve ever longed to travel in space, or stepped outside on a starry night and felt at home, we invite you to consider one of the following memorial spaceflight services for you or for somebody you love.
They call them "experiences"
LMAO
You're dead. Who's experiencing shit
"Track your loved one in space"
One day just fucking disappears
"Papa?"
Would be a pretty sick funeral tho https://puu.sh/DLh7J/13ca97a62e.png
mfw they've been doing this for 20 years
wtf
how many dead people are in space
Fun fact, there aren't any dead people in space. There have been deaths in space, but bodies were recovered.
i mean
(that we know of)
im talking about this
From official records
Oh ashes
lol
Bitches probably don't even launch shit lol
That costs a lot of money
Probably just fake it π
I mean, they don't do it per person
lol
One of my favourite things I've seen.
Yeah, I did I couldn't hold myself together. xD
^_^
"You have to continue it"
a women an a reality TV show takes a water melon to the face
(DiscordBot) women takes water melon to the face - length 1m 11s - 182 likes, 15 dislikes (92.4%) - 154,388 views - JMistryproductions on 2010.09.10
hey
hi
hi
yo
(DiscordBot) @manhattanna (anna ou-): joined that Facebook group where you can only talk like Boomers and Iβm having the time of my life https://t.co/YfvtD9OhiN (2 days and 3 hours ago)
jfc
lmao
i wanna join this
ok nvm i don't
some of them are good, then there is the one teenager in there being a total retard and ruining it for everybody
Like this fucking twat https://puu.sh/DLhL3/d110ec9c9a.png
That is not BOOMER SHIT
@cosmic raft I joined the group
We are having a discussion about batteries atm
lol
well
i've successfully shitposted with strangers
we're at 56 comments
about batteries, lazy sons, acid, credit cards, vaccines, Jim, amazon, and answering machines
yes you are so cruel
as if that's hard
lol wat
yup
I've crached IntelliJ a few times by having too many things open
Don't crach me please
@wide hazel Pom go zoom π
indeed!
nice
I've been wondering why my bank won't do that
They have notifications for just about everything else
Legacy bank
I use Simple, does the same thing
is great
nice to know where my money is going and when
I'd rather not be reminded of my shitty spending habits
same
Prepaid visa card via PT
Simple is awesome
lost my card recently, just opened the app and hit "block"
I have a feeling we all have the "same" bank
I have a card like that colour
When I was working at Rabobank, they kept trying to get me to have an account with them and I was like "no" and all of them were SO FUCKING CONFUSED why young people don't want to use brick and mortar (physical) banks anymore
mine is pure white
And I said "simple". "No fucking fees."
And when I told them that, it looked like I shattered their entire definition of reality
how do you deposit cash @cosmic raft
through CIBC, eTransfer to KOHO
oh, meh
4.95 for CIBC per month, but limited transactions before you get up to 14.95/mo, so I transfer to KOHO for unlimited free
that has a $10 minimum
CIBC is $0.01 minimum
I don't deposit cash. I find someone who will be willing to write me a check FOR cash
Then I deposit that
lol
Aint kidding
but who has cheques nowadays
lots of people
old people and stores
even modern banks like simple offer cheques
Then you have to talk to someone
they're required in some cases
i have checks as well but that doesn't help me deposit cash tho
i need someone else who has cash in bank to write me a check
yeah:
Individual transfer must be for a minimum of $0.01 and a maximum of $3,000
with CIBC
cheque*
'murrica π
czech*
for real though, basically every American ever 40 and below spells it "check"
even though it's wrong
soooo
YOLO I guess?
it's not wrong in america that's just american English
yeah, I said YOLO, I'm hip with the kids
province == state
but not ===
SOUNEN YO SHINWA NI NAREEEE
May your marianara sauce never cling to your pasta
ahhhh yeah I remember
@wide hazel province is a word in american english though 
nonexistent word that exists
we use it when decribing other countries

state is a more specific term
united states of america
occasionally I'll hear or say "this province" but that's only ever been with Canananadia
I need tv series to watch
well episode 5 starts off strong
noss
come to think of it, I never feel that other people I talk to think about countries as having smaller pieces to it than just "the country of X"
it's always just "Canada" or "the Ukraine" or "what the fuck is Australia doing now?"
switch Australia with NZ occasionally
@vestal jasper enjoy it while the budget lasts
yeah, we been fucking up recently
recently
totally take the blame for that
I might binge as much as I can tonight @stiff yarrow
of what @vestal jasper
neon genesis
ah
eh, I feel like America's historically tried to do its best. The people especially, but I can see where some of the more strange decisions may have been made from the gov't
generally anyway
@vestal jasper when you get to that part where they ran out of money its probably best to switch to the movies
our biggest critics have always been the UK, but now they also live in a glass house so π
also, really just as an average citizen speaking for his entire country, ya know..
so, not REALLY speaking for the entire country
@vestal jasper I remember it being around ep 16 but I literally watched this series 10+ years ago
so don't trust my memory
no I speak for canada
no I speak for canada
NO I AM SPARTICUS
rip Mexico
you dont have milk bags here
drew the short end of that straw
its not really canada
My ancestors are norwegian gods so I know who I speak for :^)
fucking. Bagged. Milk.
vicarious speaks for germany

Why doesn't bukkit use SLF4j π
I agree
well my grandfather's german
because bukkit is a steaming pile of shit
how do I fucking log exceptions with this logger
it's better than spigot
log(Level.ERROR, "message", throwable)
you add in the SLF4J API and pray to christ
fuck that's ugly
there's also SLF4Bukkit
we should make a new server plugin api and server modification from the ground up named after another minecraft item, something like sponges.
slf4j isn't that great anyways, missing lots of things that log4j2 has
kinda outdated codebase, but then so is Bukkit
what feature specifically?
fits
slf4j has supported every feature of log4j2 that I've wanted to use
supplier-based logging (logger.error(() -> someMessageThatIsNotCheap())), no Level to dynamically change the level, have to do an if(level == INFO) logger.info(...) else if(level == ERROR) logger.error(...)
and a few other things
slf4j has supplier based logging
if it does it's in the latest, or semi-latest, version
Oracle Database 12.2.It is close to 25 million lines of C code.What an unimaginable horror! You can't change a single line of code in the product without breaking 1000s of existing tests. Generations of programmers have worked on that code under difficult deadlines and filled...
cant really say im surprised
Game of Thrones : We the best TV show ever
Chernobyl : Hold my dosimeter
i just googled "dosimeter" no clue what it was
intellij's new local changes view is great
shows the diff of the selected file on the right side of the tool window now
with nice breadcrumbs for the collapsed parts
all major features of paperd are done now
In a Spigot plugin; what would be best performance wise? Using sockets to send data to an endpoint, or send JSON as http post requests? The data would be sent for every 2 blocks a player moves.
biggest thing missing is actually printing the status command in a format a little better than https://gist.github.com/DemonWav/94a3bd3768bfd7b40ba7a7c3cb50df3f
then after that I need to write a lot of documentation on it which is fun I guess
dosimeter is an accumulative radiation measurement device right
off the top of my head
oh yes
wtf
ok ill eat it arbys
wait looks and TASTES like the vegetable
arby's go fuck yourself
do aikars flags assume youre running 1 instance of paper on your machine?
no
they are per instance of java running a paper server
they are per instance of java running a paper server
they are per instance of java running a paper server
they are per instance of java running a paper server
they are per instance of java running a paper server
they are per instance of java running a paper server
that answer doesn't even make sense for his question
Sweepy
Sweepy
wtf
ok
my discord is being retarded
Sweepy
if i had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would i reject that offer but I'd be
surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard
imagine sending that message 3x
how does it not demon
i said no
then explained
hmmmmm it depends on how much memory you have on your machine. you need to balance the memory usage of each server isntance with the total amount of memory on your server

