When I was a child my recurring nightmare was being chased by a fucking T-Rex and hiding behind a tree before being eaten alive
#general
cosmic raft
my recurring nightmare
has been me in a basement, very dark, and a train comes into it with someone evil who chases me up the stairs
but i fall down them
void void
Now that I know T-Rex likely looked like a gigantic fucking chicken and didn't roar but probably "coo"'d, it's more funny than scary.
wooden blade
I'd just imagine it clapping it's hands or trying to tie its sneakers.
quasi valley
As a kid I dreamt of my clock turning evil at midnight, having a dirty face and just magically locking all doors in the house, trapping me 😂
wooden blade
I think they call those Nests now.
quasi valley
Just imagine like a Disney villain look with smudge on his face
cosmic raft
"icing"
void void
Wtf
If I was ever in such a class, I'd drop it.
Don't have time for the shenanigans
I'm here to learn
Not be fucking brainwashed
quasi valley
ours are 😂
Not too sure, we‘ll read reference letters later
But it certainly is a lot 
void void
each paragraph focuses on a different body part 
"I love your eyes because...."
8 paragraphs later
"I love your NSFW because...."
That whole class is creepy AF
Prof never received love letters, so makes class write some to her
quasi valley
That’s also a way to frame it 😂
void void
She'll probably grab a class of wine and her special friends why reading some (or all) of them. Honestly, if you thought I was kidding when I said I'd drop I'm not. That is so creepy. And unprofessional tbh
quasi valley
I’ll just subtly make it a hate letter by writing “... and you are the exact opposite of all that” at the end
Oh that’s good haha
void void
You're going to start getting emails after the class, and it's going to turn harrassment
quasi valley
Well writing messages on the bike isn’t fun, so bye for now
void void
Adios chai
dense trout
limber knotBOT
Does 1.14 have map issues?
heavy rapids
Don't use your phone and ride a bike, while other people might be at fault that ain't gonna bring you back from the dead :^)
quasi valley
yeah, obviously
limber knotBOT
I've updated one of my servers to 1.14.2 and just walking building new chunks brings the tps down to 13.
quasi valley
did you optimize the entire world with the startup flags?
void void
Go to 1.14.3.
WHy are you using .2
.2 has horrible chunk problems, reports say .3 has helped
limber knotBOT
essentialsX breaks with 1.14.3
quasi valley
void void
That was supposedly fixed are you using latest essX
jaunty bolt
limber knotBOT
Ok, uploading 1.14.3 and newest essX
void void
@quasi valley do you have invite to the ess disc
quasi valley
void void
thx
green edge
would i get banned on spigot if i added a feature into my plugin to allow people to download paper fast?
cosmic raft
quasi valley
and it's dead since? 
void void
That means I'm an old motherfucker
i wish they had bought 10.today so it could be howoldisminecraft1.7.10.today
tardy lynx
minecraft should revert to 1.7.10
heavy rapids
1.7.10 sucks change my mind
limber knotBOT
I've updated to 1.14.3. Check this out. I'm alone on the server and I've got 27k chunks loaded. http://prntscr.com/o6tpl1
limber knotBOT
Guide for optimizing performance: https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/guide-server-optimization⚡.283181/
wise pebble
zamknij pizde
void void
wat
limber knotBOT
vestal jasper
10.today is taken
void void
i saw
limber knotBOT
Now I have 82k chunks loaded and at 0 tps http://prntscr.com/o6tr78
from standing still
void void
Is that really surprising lol
limber knotBOT
mfw you want to shit talk a random tp plugin for doing sync chunk loads and then its made by phoenix616
hai o/ 😂
void void
limber knotBOT
smth smth consider using PaperLib.teleportAsync instead, it will fallback to a sync tp on spigot but provide async tp to paper users
tranquil bone
Yesterday I took the risk of going balls to the wall and updating to 1.14.3
It runs really smooth haha
Haven't encountered a single problem
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) A custom Java Edition snapshot to test new combat mechanics : Minecraft - 13 comments, 50 points - jeb_, 1h ago
how the hell did I trigger a stack overflow
void void
by being a dumbass
void void
maybe stop being stupid
void void
async we crashed on you not 1.14.3
also that's not a crash, the server is just busy doing something
Spigot doesn't print dumps when lagging, Paper does. https://puu.sh/DKXWg/17ee65a0bc.png
finite wave
Lolol
vestal jasper
Attacks only happen when fully charged, even if you spam click
sounds like an interesting solution
finite wave
Hmm
vestal jasper
On paper these look like fun changes
limber knotBOT
Since updating to 1.14.3, what I've watched happening is chunks begin loading and continue to load until it brings the tps to 0 and the server shuts down.
void void
Do you have some sort of plugin that is forcing chunks to load such as worldborder, and if so a very large border
limber knotBOT
I have worldborder but it shouldn't be loading chunks.
void void
That's the entire point of worldborder
To preload chunks
(And then add a border)
How big is your border
limber knotBOT
I have several worlds. Most the border is 13k.
void void
Alright, I'm not 100% versed on WB so I would wait for someone else's comments on the issue but any plugin loading chunks (and also not unloading them, the API did change on that iirc) will cause a chunk leak (thus a memory leak) and then your server will die
So I'ma yield to someone else
Maybe join #paper-help and ask there too
wheat talon
cedar spade
@void void WB pregenerates chunks if you run a command, but it doesn't keep them loaded (at least not intentionally)
ornate spindle
damn regular 1.14.3 is actually catching up to my torture test, FatherWh0? https://i.tcpr.ca/1aauVf9
tranquil bone
wait till it goes live
red oriole
having this very irritating problem
when running a long 1.13 style execute command in 1.14.2 it works properly
however as soon as I put it into a command block it reacts as if I never put the command in at all
minecraft:execute at @e[tag=beamgenerator] as @s run summon minecraft:tnt_minecart ~ ~ ~ {NoGravity:1,Tags:["beammember"]}
works when running as a command in chat
can be seen here
however when running from a command block...
limber knotBOT
how the hell am I throwing a stack overflow error when saving a config file
void void
magma do you have some stupid obj in your conf that it doesnt know how to serialize or wat
limber knotBOT
it's probably my new itemstack serializer isn't it
void void
yes
limber knotBOT
da
void void
lemme see your serializer
limber knotBOT
I'll let you see ur mom
void void
fr tho
void void
is it failing on ser or deser?
limber knotBOT
deser isn't currently getting called
void void
oh k
limber knotBOT
and it does seem to ser fine
hm
I mean if it wasn't good it shouldn't show up in the config file right
void void
o.o
void void
What is it
limber knotBOT
it's not a ser issue it only fires when the file already exists
void void
ah
btw if you want the whole itemstack, https://github.com/simpleauthority/detective/blob/master/src/main/kotlin/com/algorithmjunkie/mc/detective/serialization/ItemStack.kt https://github.com/simpleauthority/detective/blob/master/src/main/kotlin/com/algorithmjunkie/mc/detective/serialization/ItemMeta.kt
<3
limber knotBOT
I don't actually want the whole itemstack this is only for menu items
void void
yeah thought so
limber knotBOT
I have a much more elaborate ser/des already in place for my custom items
pretty sure it's thousands of lines in total...
but it has custom enchants so there's that
void void
I had a gigantic serializer for items but just said fuck it and serialized the whole damn thing using ConfigurationSerializable
yea custom enchants would change that
limber knotBOT
yeah and it also has a potions effect system
which can apply on hit or continuously
and to the player or to the entity struck by the player
limber knotBOT
starting to customize the potion effect effects too
limber knotBOT
Hi, my server is really laggy when we hit 60 players, here is the timings report
any ideas?
wide chasm
You have about ~3600 loaded entities which seems to be the main issue.
limber knotBOT
What can I do about this?
wide chasm
You probably want to kill some of those.
limber knotBOT
I already use clearlag
supple knoll
void void
why is papper mc 1.14.2 closed
i can only download 1.14.3 from official website
does paper 1.14.3 support 1.14.2 plugins so i can easily replace .jar file in server folder
merry talon
Yes
finite wave
No 1.14.3 is a whole new game
tropic flame
lmao I'm stuck with 1.14.2 until optifine releases a preview jar for it
limber knotBOT
seems they found a good balance for the new combat update
yeah, really like it
more options \o/
(https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/minecraft-combat-update-snapshot.380017/ for everyone wondering)
wide chasm
I really hope this doesn't separate the player base even further.
limber knotBOT
its up to the players to provide CONSTRUCTIVE feedback now
everybody crying for a pvp toggle should be hanged
wide chasm
A pvp toggle wouldn't do anything good: 1.8 players would just complain that it isn't exactly like 1.8 and stick to 1.8 anyway.
limber knotBOT
this guy seems quite happy with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyS8TDv9vMU
(MrSpock78) Minecraft PVP & Combat Update - length 13m 9s - 858 likes, 13 dislikes (98.5%) - 6,062 views - docm77 on 2019.06.26
doc isn't in the pvp community
also, its so fun to here a german speak english 😂
wide chasm
doc has a very heavy accent
limber knotBOT
nothing for ungood :P
yeah, its not only the accent
he tries to project german saying into english
wide chasm
I don't think I even notice that anymore, I've heard too many people speak their own version of English.
ornate spindle
tbh anyone in EU speaking english seems mostly fine, though if you keep going east, it gets harder to understand
strange ridge
quasi valley
even better are English trying to speak German 👀
limber knotBOT
as a german you notice it, as you have the german sayings in your mind
and its fucking hilarious 😂
wide chasm
I've had 5 years German and still don't understand your language, even though the government here wants us to speak German better than English.
wide chasm
Bonjour, j'ai un baguette.
limber knotBOT
speaking perfect minilang
electronicboy can confirm
that was intentional stef ^^
wide chasm
Just make your own language if the others don't work
limber knotBOT
some ppl are "interesting"
"Hey my server crashes", > attaches spigot thread with timings
"can you please attach the log?" > attaches log with spam of some stupid kit plugin, not the crash log
cursive torrent
last heath
void void
worn ember
choco mad xDD
upper flicker
I mean I’d close reports from spigot with the same message or near about
He’s not wrong
wide chasm
Sounds fine to me tbh
heady spear
they are responsible for what people do with their code tbh
just like FAWE bugs should be reported to enginehub rather than IS
worn ember
just report everything to Oracle
slim aspen
That doesn’t seem like he’s mad
worn ember
as they're responsible for java
slim aspen
Just frustrated
worn ember
i mean, i'd be too if i had to deal with retards all day 😃
slim aspen
I’ll report it to intel since it’s running on their hardware
heady spear
I'd be frustrated if I had to be Choco too
worn ember
@heady spear what you working on these days?
slim aspen
I’ll be reporting all of these bugs to Benjamin Franklin because they use electricity
heady spear
I'm working on my server, and my degree.
I don't really work on any public projects atm
worn ember
arent you on summer break yet?
heady spear
Summer semester :))
worn ember
ew
heady spear
I go on break the 17th on August, but I have my surgery scheduled the 27th lol
so I get 10 days off this summer :3
worn ember
i'd die
heady spear
it's fine tbh, I don't like not working
worn ember
well granted i have work in 2 weeks and then i need to study to do my retakes
heady spear
I have a retake but I'm gonna do that some other year
can't be bothered with physics lol
heady spear
I miss two weeks of class because of the surgery so I'd like to get ahead in those courses
worn ember
site will probably be down for 3 hours again lmao
heady spear
it's Operating Systems, and Computer Systems lol, can't be that hard
worn ember
i had computer systems this year
heady spear
I got my semester grades last week but they haven't reported them to the admissions center yet
so I don't know if they'll be included in the admissions for the next semester, in which case??
worn ember
in my course it was basically just calculations with binary and hex and so on
two complement, 7 complement, 9 complement
and whatnot
and some hardware
heady spear
we have to look at some dumb C snippet and write it in assembly
fast solstice
Just a small truly irrlevant, but curious question..... How come Spigot cannot include Bukkit in their builds and have to use the buildtools, while paper can?
worn ember
pretty sure paper doesnt either
wide chasm
Paperclip patches the server for you and caches that.
Paper uses binary patches though, which are faster than the patches Spigot uses.
worn ember
so thats what the .cache is for 😃
finite wave
Duh @worn ember
worn ember
me smurt
heady spear
"write a subroutine with the name dubgem in C that doubles the lowercase letters in a string. It should be written without [ and ], and without library functions" <.<
fast solstice
Right, but downloading it automatically, isn't that technically the same as including it?
fast solstice
If the package has the file buildt in, or downloads the packages as soon as you run it, wouldn't that count as the same?
wide chasm
The main problem was iirc, the NMS code. That one is downloaded, not included. Gray legal area, but works for the time being.
heady spear
interrupts are hella weird
fast solstice
Cool cool, thank you. It's irrelevant, but i was curious :P
worn ember
i dont see how its irrelevant?
fast solstice
To me...
heady spear
then why'd you ask? <.<
fast solstice
Because i was curious how it worked out technically
finite wave
heady spear
then it's a pretty relevant question
fast solstice
Truth be told, this is only relevant for one person, and thats the original author of Bukkit that denied Spigot to include bukkit in the code
To the rest of the world, its irrelevant :P
wide chasm
Tbh, someone should make a repository with the NMS classes, fields and methods, as mapped by Spigot, but without any code in the methods, constructors, etc. If you need NMS running BuildTools in a CI is way too slow.
finite wave
“Original author” of bukkit
wide chasm
It takes 10 minutes in my CI and 20 on my pc.
pulsar wigeon
are you on windows or something Jebaited
finite wave
^
fast solstice
As far as I know, then buildtools and the issues with using the code is caused by one single person at bukkit who wrote that code. And from what i read, people don't really know why he did why he did, he just did it?
wide chasm
I think CI is on Linux
rancid urchin
Anyone have a datapack or plugin that reverts enchanting back to how it was in 1.14.2?
wide chasm
I'm on Windows though
finite wave
@rancid urchin Meh
pulsar wigeon
mfw mojang reverts unpopular changes and then people want it back
heady spear
He didn't write all of the code. He contributed some code. It's also very clear why he did it
I don't think anyone questions why he did it tbh
wide chasm
From what I've heard a person wrote a bunch of Bukkit code then Mojang said "you know this is our stuff, right, since you're using NMS" and then he said, you can no longer use my code. That's what I understand from it though
fast solstice
Why? Pretty sure i read a statement from md_5 where he couldnt say why
pulsar wigeon
there's a bunch of reviews of what happened online
heady spear
The Bukkit project lead decided to cancel the Bukkit project, but then Mojang were like "no dude we own this" but no one knew mojang owned bukkit
and the bukkit community were like "well that's just rude"
fast solstice
Ahh right. I remember reading that
heady spear
and he was like "oh but then u can't have my code bcuz license breach!!!"
and RIP bukkit
heady spear
No
fast solstice
Mojang
heady spear
Mojang did.
heavy rapids
mojang did
worn ember
Mojang big gea
heavy rapids
if the contributors are not told that they're producing IP for a company
I would DMCA it asap, as well
wide chasm
Same here
worn ember
IP?
fast solstice
But hasn't bukkit always been opensource?
heavy rapids
intellectual property
heady spear
They got the rights to Bukkit when they hired Dinnerbone and the other dude that no one cares about
worn ember
ah
wide chasm
Bukkit is open source, yes.
heavy rapids
grum?
pulsar wigeon
rip evilseph and grum
fast solstice
So how can they suddenly make it propriatory code?
heady spear
Dinnerbone is bae the others one r like ?
worn ember
Wait, they hired dinnerbone to get rights to bukkit?
pulsar wigeon
they hired 4 main bukkit devs iirc?
heady spear
Bukkit distributed code with a license that isn't compatible with the Bukkit lecense
wide chasm
You have to tell contributors to sign something that says you can use the code they contribute. That didn't exist, so they said, "hey this is ours"
worn ember
lol thats new to me
heady spear
it was news to everyone at the time too lol
heavy rapids
bukkit's GPL license always was kinda strange, I mean, they built on NMS so they couldn't really fulfill the GPL anyways (not a lawyer)
heady spear
jeb just whipped it out in a random twitter statement
ancient bolt
this conversation is not accurate
pulsar wigeon
bukkit's isn't
heady spear
then dinnerbone said he'd personally update bukkit
pulsar wigeon
bukkit is an api
heady spear
but never did
pulsar wigeon
it's not built on nms code at all
ancient bolt
bukkit was owned by mojang not because of nms, but because mojang purchased it
pulsar wigeon
bukkit can totally be GPL
ancient bolt
but no one was informed
heady spear
that's what we said tho?
pulsar wigeon
yes, DW, that's what city said
ancient bolt
that's not what I read
fast solstice
So let me just get this straight.... The devs of bukkit didn't know they coded for Mojang, and Mojang owned the code, so the devs told Bukkit they couldn't use the code they had made anymore, and hence, screwed over Mojang and Bukkit as a whole?
ancient bolt
anyways going to work
heady spear
Anyway, Dinnerbone said he'd update Bukkit and he didn't so like fu DB
wide chasm
Yeah that sounds about right
heady spear
basically "if bukkit goes down I'll personally do it!!! we r good guys"
meanwhile 5 years later
where the fuck is my bukkit update? 😠
worn ember
i still know people that use bukkit xD
wide chasm
I don't think brigadier has received any updates either the last x months, seems like he does this often 😉
heady spear
Bukkit hasn't been updated since, has it?
heavy rapids
it has, but by md5
pulsar wigeon
why would brig need updates
heady spear
Ye, so not by Bukkit
heavy rapids
yeah
heavy rapids
yeah
heady spear
let's throw pineapples at him
heavy rapids
DB didn't do shit for bukkit
pulsar wigeon
mmm pineapples
worn ember
riot
heavy rapids
(after that mess)
heady spear
v dead
worn ember
Who takin care of mah farm. I really loved that farm
pulsar wigeon
well, was murdered tbh
heady spear
people still use the forums tho
wide chasm
I still upload to DBO in 2019
fast solstice
But why?
heavy rapids
well, it has good SEO
heady spear
I update PlotSquared on there so that people using weird server panels get access to the plugin
fast solstice
I mean, what interest does Mojang have in doing anything but run the thriving community?
wide chasm
DBO is better than Spigot's resource section tbh.
wide chasm
DBO = dev.bukkit.org
heady spear
I didn't for 3 years tho so lol poor those people
worn ember
doesnt anyone
fast solstice
But Minecraft wouldnt be what it is without Bukkit
finite wave
I have an interest in $$$
heavy rapids
for that they don't need bukkit :D
fast solstice
It would have died a long time agoo
heady spear
lol no
finite wave
Nah
heavy rapids
nah not really
finite wave
There are other tools
heavy rapids
server community would have, maybe
acoustic pilot
You can't kill an open source project like Bukkit.
heady spear
minecraft would be just fine without modded java multiplayer
heavy rapids
but minecraft as a whole? no
worn ember
modding would jsut be bigger
acoustic pilot
Bukkit's GPL license is valid.
finite wave
Bukkit is just the popular server community software atm
heady spear
There's also bedrock multiplayer
acoustic pilot
CraftBukkit's LGPL license is/was invalid.
fast solstice
You seriously think minecraft would be as big without the modded community?
worn ember
who plays that tho
wide chasm
There's also Realms laughs
heady spear
without the modded server community? kinda
heavy rapids
freddy, mods != bukkit
heady spear
without mods at all? kinda
pulsar wigeon
yea if bukkit wasn't a thing something else would take its place
heavy rapids
yeah
pulsar wigeon
tbh
acoustic pilot
Something else did take its place during all of that uncertainty
It's called Sponge.
It took years to develop
It rose from the ashes of Bukkit
worn ember
modding is just a general term. it just refers to modification lol
wide chasm
Sponge is great
heady spear
Yes Sponge is 100% representative of the community
heavy rapids
like, I have no idea
heady spear
everyone uses sponge
pulsar wigeon
lul
heavy rapids
but is sponge actually being used by many ppl
heady spear
except for the fact that no one uses sponge
wide chasm
I wish more people did
acoustic pilot
Sponge is being used by every modded server.
pulsar wigeon
no it's not
acoustic pilot
Besides trashy 1.7.10 ones
pulsar wigeon
plenty of modded servers get by with just forge
fast solstice
I love Sponge, Spigot just has more plugins to offer, more people involved in Spigot
pulsar wigeon
and did for years
heavy rapids
gimme a compat layer for bukkit API & a conversion guide on how to do plugins on sponge
heady spear
I don't mind Sponge, I just wouldn't release anything for Sponge atm because it'd be used by 3 people and a drunk llama
acoustic pilot
Running a modded server on Forge is like running a server on Spigot instead of Paper.
worn ember
bigger market on spigot to make $$$
acoustic pilot
It's just stupid as fuck.
pulsar wigeon
not really byte
acoustic pilot
You use Sponge because it offers all those extra juicy things
Including performance fixes
acoustic pilot
You kidding? sponge comes with a bunch of performance mixins
fast solstice
And Sponge is easier to code for. Better API, or?
acoustic pilot
It's like using Spigot when you could be using Paper.
pulsar wigeon
there are things like foamfix and such though
acoustic pilot
So yes, using Forge instead of Sponge is pretty stupid.
pulsar wigeon
also historically
heavy rapids
Things sponge needs to do before I would consider using it:
Bukkit API compat
Performance like paper or better
Guide on migrating from Bukkit API to sponge
pulsar wigeon
like sponge only has a 1.12 userbase
heavy rapids
dunno which of those are there
worn ember
they cant add bukkit compat lol
acoustic pilot
No shit, I just said modded servers
pulsar wigeon
retardedly mutually exclusive
worn ember
their system is completely different
acoustic pilot
That's 1.12.2 and 1.7.10
heavy rapids
wiz, not quite
wide chasm
I wouldn't want Bukkit compat for Sponge tbh
fallen oracle
Sponge is great
worn ember
Sponge is nice
heavy rapids
it's just deprecated.
heavy rapids
well then I'm dumb
pulsar wigeon
and we dont care about dumb ppl
acoustic pilot
Yes compatibility is stupid
heavy rapids
well then I'll stick to paper
worn ember
we should gas the people below 80IQ
pulsar wigeon
slow down there hitler
heady spear
Sponge isn't worthwhile considering I want my plugins to be used by more than 3 people, so I'll stick to releasing shit for Spigot exclusively
pulsar wigeon
you first
heavy rapids
this would kill everyone php
worn ember
lmao
fast solstice
Why? You need 79 in IQ to open a door, their lifes are already miserable :P
acoustic pilot
Sponge is objectively better software with a smaller audience, but it is better nonetheless.
fallen oracle
Ez solution, just make your plugin download paper and replace their spigot jar
heavy rapids
pretty sure dogs can open doors and don't have 79 IQ
pulsar wigeon
"objectively better"
"objectively"
byte i never thought i'd have to say this
but you're retarded
heavy rapids
heady spear
guys plz download p² to feed my ego
acoustic pilot
You've said this countless times moron.
fast solstice
Thats what i've heard and understand as well @acoustic pilot. It is better, in many ways, but far less people involved, hence not being used as much
pulsar wigeon
that's not how "objective" works
worn ember
🍿
limber knotBOT
am I too late for shitting on sponge?
acoustic pilot
I will admit Sponge lacks in some areas that are not so objective, but as an API it is hands down superior.
heavy rapids
we appreciate your input
limber knotBOT
or is this discussion optional? 😂
fallen oracle
@fast solstice my dude, I need more movie suggestions. I loved the last one.
wide chasm
Yes
heady spear
digger is lame
pulsar wigeon
yea, if you want to write 3 lines of code to change a single property on any object
worn ember
oof
fast solstice
@fallen oracle O.ooo.. Following up perks is a hard one.
limber knotBOT
see, am in office and it 35C, I couldn#t think of a better joke
worn ember
just write a coremod and hack the nsa
pulsar wigeon
like i'm not advocating for bukkit's 🚮 api
fallen oracle
Ikr
heady spear
Sponge is great as it gives you an excuse to not release updates for years
heavy rapids
rip mini
pulsar wigeon
but objective has a very clear definition
pulsar wigeon
and "sponge is objectively better" is retarded
heady spear
If they're stuck on the same major minecraft version for ages then I don't need to update my shit
= yay
acoustic pilot
Yes, it is. There isn't a better API out there right now
worn ember
still think global warming is a joke?
acoustic pilot
Bukkit is trash.
limber knotBOT
bukkit has become trash*
acoustic pilot
Seriously, name a better Minecraft API out there right now than Sponge API?
limber knotBOT
bukkits main issue is that it doesn't adapt
acoustic pilot
I still stand by it: Sponge's API is objectively the best right now.
heavy rapids
command functions
fast solstice
@fallen oracle I would have to say "The last castle", if you havnt seen it, one of my all-time favorites
heady spear
aj löv lua
limber knotBOT
see, am a simple man
limber knotBOT
I go to bstats, I look at servers (current/record), I see 879/1042, I close my case
limber knotBOT
meanwhile spigot has 81k servers
acoustic pilot
MinIDigger: Bukkit has a lot of issues. At this stage of its life, most of those issues can be traced back to one idiot.
worn ember
so you're saying windows is superior to linux because more people use it?
i rest my case
fast solstice
@fallen oracle Don't use Netflix :P So no idea :D Plex FTW
limber knotBOT
well, 16k of those are paper
fast solstice
"Shutter Island" is also exceptionally good
wide chasm
Sponge lacks in amount of servers running it, but I'd choose its API over Bukkit any day
acoustic pilot
Not that it wasn't a steaming pile of crap before that.
heady spear
Linux has more users doesn't it?
worn ember
Bots dont count
acoustic pilot
Certainly Bukkit was a step up from hMod 😉
pulsar wigeon
wow stefvan, almost like it's a matter of opinion
worn ember
No.
ebon root
DOes anyone here have salesforce ?
fast solstice
@wide chasm Same....
worn ember
is it a series about shutter stock images?
wide chasm
@pulsar wigeon I didn't say Sponge is bojectively better though?
heady spear
guyyyys don't exclude cuberite
worn ember
concrete 👀
pulsar wigeon
and i've been trying to say the whole time that that's not how the word "objective" works
limber knotBOT
clearly pocketmine is the best minecraft server impl
acoustic pilot
Yep, Sponge's API is objectively better. Everything out there right now is trash 😃
heavy rapids
minecraft mod for minetest or bust
heady spear
https://plugins.cuberite.org
look they even have an extremely cancerous plugin page
fallen oracle
Ahh yeah it's on Netflix
heady spear
@worn ember feels like you'd like that website tbh
worn ember
ok what the fuck
limber knotBOT
holy fuck
worn ember
no
acoustic pilot
Every Minecraft server API right now is absolute garbage compared to Sponge's API I'm able to confidently say that it's objectively better @pulsar wigeon 😃
worn ember
that looks horrible lmfao
heavy rapids
that's not objective
limber knotBOT
sponge has a good plugin website
heavy rapids
ffs
fast solstice
@fallen oracle Its like perks, strong story and "message" behind it
limber knotBOT
ore is great
heady spear
they even have worldedit
upper flicker
Objectively is the new literally wiz
worn ember
theres no way a tile system is better than a regular list for this xD
acoustic pilot
Indeed
upper flicker
Just eat some tacos and go on with your day
acoustic pilot
I just love that it's so easy lol
pulsar wigeon
give me tacos then
fallen oracle
Awesome
heady spear
fast solstice
You have tacos?
upper flicker
no get your own
worn ember
@upper flicker taco's gave me the amazing power of shitposting
heavy rapids
@worn ember is your name like a communist version of phpMyAdmin
heady spear
this is such a great wbesite
pulsar wigeon
FU :<
limber knotBOT
we live in a post factual world guys, everybody opinion is right
worn ember
@heavy rapids yes
heavy rapids
nice keep up the good work
acoustic pilot
It's like pissing in his cereal 😄
fast solstice
So what you're saying is "Struggle getting tacos, then eat them, then get on with your day" ?
acoustic pilot
He can't help but respond to it
pulsar wigeon
are literally all the cuberite plugins written by the same guy tf https://github.com/NiLSPACE?tab=repositories
worn ember
i think if you ever stepped on wiz his lawn he'd shoot you with a .50
heavy rapids
city p² port when
heady spear
wiz is just upset because the dude made a superior version of WorldEdit
acoustic pilot
true
limber knotBOT
whats worldedit? isn't that the old school voxel sniper?
acoustic pilot
jealous because jesse is objectively superior
heavy rapids
city pls port p² to cuberite
acoustic pilot
^_^
limber knotBOT
😂
heady spear
but also whoever decided that there should be 4 line breaks between every method needs help
heavy rapids
what the heck
heady spear
5 > 4 so clearly it's gooder
pulsar wigeon
objectively, even
heavy rapids
I understand the tabs vs spaces debate
worn ember
java devs: REEE MY VERTICAL SPACE
heavy rapids
but the 5 newlines vs non-retarded code
heady spear
it's in the cuberite code style specification lol
heavy rapids
i don't understand that.
fast solstice
I sort of agree..
It is much easier to read, much more convenient.
Wouldn't you say?
heady spear
they will reject code that doesn't have the correct number of line breaks :))
heavy rapids
freddy pls no
fast solstice
:P
heavy rapids
·P
static badge
what cancer I have I missed
limber knotBOT
thank god irc strips newlines 😂
heavy rapids
sponge bashing
wide chasm
Tbh, could just do a commit to fix missing 5 line breaks
static badge
oh sponge bashing
pulsar wigeon
it's brain cancer in your last brain cell leaf
worn ember
bash me daddy 💦
heady spear
guys this is the specification
static badge
wiz ur brain cancer
pulsar wigeon
if you're lucky, the tumor will grow more brain cells for you :^)
acoustic pilot
the tumor IS your brain cells
static badge
byte ur literally a tumor u fuking weeb
worn ember
if ur lucky you'll get hit by a truck before the cancer gets you
heady spear
Keep individual functions spaced out by 5 empty lines, this enhances readability and makes navigation in the source file easier.
static badge
the true crime
worn ember
weeb tumors are easy to get rid of. All you need is a flamethrower and earplugs to not hear the screaming
static badge
All case statements inside a switch need an extra indent
worn ember
sceams in weeb
wide chasm
Yes
worn ember
i was reading that an was like "hmm that looks like lua" guess i was right xD
acoustic pilot
I hate that most of them have adopted 1-indexed arrays
heady spear
he starts and ends the file with 5 empty lines
so
like
a single statement would require 11 lines
acoustic pilot
Because it's easier on the people with no programming background
Lua was meant to be a very high level scripting language
heady spear
tbf even in mathematics you'll get debates whether you should index from 0 or 1
acoustic pilot
That's easily accessible
heady spear
as long as you make it clear what you've chosen it's fine
heavy rapids
I remember a lecture where we discussed with the prof if 0 \in \mathbb{N}
he said no
we said heresy
fallen oracle
What's up people
fast solstice
Well, in reality none of you have the answer, this is all based on preferences 🤣
worn ember
city's pp when he sees me
heady spear
Well, how would you count to 0?
fallen oracle
Oh wait, I already talked here
heady spear
That's not counting to 0 lol
heavy rapids
what's counting to 1 in your opinion
wide chasm
Let's all count in base isqrt(2) thanks
fast solstice
But @heady spear, with that logic.. How do you count to 1?
heady spear
Every other natural number can be represented by the cardinality of a set of objects
finite wave
@fast solstice In that logic how do you count?
heady spear
having 0 of something doesn't make any sense
then you don't have the thing to begin with
acoustic pilot
use ur fingers, obv
wide chasm
I have no money makes perfect sense to me
heady spear
having no money = not having money, not having 0 money
heavy rapids
|Ø| = 0
acoustic pilot
cut off all ur fingers then you can count to 0
heavy rapids
so there's a set with cardinality 0
worn ember
@heady spear do you like imaginary numbers?
wide chasm
If I have no money, I have 0$ or whatever currency you want.
fast solstice
50
wide chasm
-42
heavy rapids
meh, 0 \in \mathbb{N}.
heady spear
Either way, the natural numbers are dumb. Just use a specified subset of the integers instead 😛
heavy rapids
here it's like €550
fast solstice
Most countries you only get that much the first year or two after you loose your job
heady spear
welfare here is over €1000
fast solstice
If you dont get back on your feet by then, then you get a different kind of welfare, and the sum drastically reduces
heady spear
you earn more by not working than you do as a student
acoustic pilot
Swedish immigration is also VERY friendly
heavy rapids
what's the current temperature in sweden
heady spear
which is funny
fast solstice
It's Scandinavia i'm talking about right now :P
acoustic pilot
If you can prove basic income in Sweden, you can live there.
heavy rapids
I'll just flex my EU and move
acoustic pilot
Citizenship isn't important for most people, residency and legal ability to work is
heady spear
Residency ye, but then you don't qualify for most safety net features 😛
fast solstice
PhpOur; exactly, which is why the welfare reduces by roughly 70%
heavy rapids
oof
heady spear
you're basically only half a citizen
worn ember
i wish it would be like that here
heady spear
just marry someone
heavy rapids
city do you want to marry me
acoustic pilot
And you'd still walk away with more benefits than in say, the US lol
heady spear
sorry have already promised to marry Z
acoustic pilot
Even with only "half" citizen status
heavy rapids
is polygamy allowed in sweden
heady spear
If you're a refugee you'll get access to most monies
as a non-refugee immigrant you'll get way less
acoustic pilot
Even in Korea, foreigners have access to the national services like healthcare
fast solstice
Residency gives the exact same rights, except you can't vote
acoustic pilot
I'm sure it's the same way in Sweden
worn ember
does NK even take refugees?
acoustic pilot
LOL
heavy rapids
they take ||out|| refugees.
wide chasm
"Mind your step"
heady spear
even if you make it out alive you might die a bit later
acoustic pilot
Well yeah
worn ember
@wide chasm more like "mined your step" blows up
acoustic pilot
Don't let the door kick your ass on the way out
heady spear
just by happenstance
wide chasm
City is Swedish
heady spear
Yes Sweden is so dumb?
fast solstice
They are... Danish, with a potao shoved down their neck is way smarter
heady spear
and free education
acoustic pilot
And cheap/free education 😦
heady spear
fuck free education
finite wave
Hm
fast solstice
Not cheap, free.. But it's like that in Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland.. Scandinvia as a whole
heavy rapids
fcuk speiling
finite wave
I get free stuff
heavy rapids
what's the temperature in sweden rn
limber knotBOT
wahts a speling
heady spear
Finland isn't in Scandinavia you dumb fuck
heavy rapids
anything below 30°C will get me moving
heady spear
Why the fuck did you include Finland in your list of Scandinavian countries?
limber knotBOT
england is my favourite part of mainland europe
wide chasm
It's ~22 C here right now
heady spear
You need some of our free education
worn ember
its 22°C here rn
heavy rapids
oof
worn ember
oof
fast solstice
No, it's not, not officially, but it is considered to be by us locals :P
heavy rapids
35°C inside rn
finite wave
22 here
heady spear
It's not?
finite wave
worn ember
that was yesterday lol
heady spear
No one considers Finland to be a part of Scandinavia
acoustic pilot
Norway is a pretty crazy country, +20k more in GDP per capita than the US, whilst still having so many social services, higher taxes and a higher level of happiness among their population.
heady spear
what the fuck are you on about?
fast solstice
Thats pure utter bullshit
heavy rapids
no way.
finite wave
Like you
heady spear
...? Scandinavia is a geographic region my dude
wide chasm
Since when is Finland not a part of Scandinavia?
heady spear
It's a nordic country, not a scandinavian country.
worn ember
Since City weeb his opinion differs
heady spear
Scandinavia is Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
wide chasm
I've been lied to
fast solstice
The kings of the world
limber knotBOT
U are dumb cityweebstret
finite wave
Hot hot
wide chasm
Thanks elementary school
heady spear
The Nordic countries includes Iceland and Finland
acoustic pilot
As per 2019 Happiness Report, Finland is the happiest country in the world, with Denmark, Norway, Iceland, and the Netherlands holding the next top positions.
heady spear
and also all of the extra regions, like Greenland, the Faroe Islands etc
finite wave
No he is not
acoustic pilot
Norway is 3rd happiest country in the world in 2019 so far
heavy rapids
what about sealand.
finite wave
I’m danish i couldn’t care less
fast solstice
Svalbard?
limber knotBOT
https://i.imgur.com/S5p8NTd.png only english dumbfubbs call the nordic countries "scandinavia"
heady spear
Svalbard is close enough to Norway that we consider it a real part of Norway
fast solstice
@finite wave Realize know you where the danish one.. Which doesn't explain all the stupid comments :(
finite wave
mf678 stfu
limber knotBOT
and also people who didn't ever bother to look up the differeence
heavy rapids
limber knotBOT
germans too md678685
worn ember
can we nuke russia yet?
limber knotBOT
s/difereence/difference (like me)
wide chasm
I blame my elementary teacher for telling me that scandinavia is nordic countries
fast solstice
They are
acoustic pilot
should just nuke Sweden
wide chasm
Yeah, but not all
limber knotBOT
you know what nevermind I cna't spelk
heady spear
Scandinavia is a subset of the nordic countries
wide chasm
You know what I mean
wide chasm
Netherlands
fast solstice
Would explain a lot :P
worn ember
heavy rapids
help
finite wave
Hm
heavy rapids
what was that
wide chasm
IRC never forgets
worn ember
lol
limber knotBOT
everyone: talks about geography
jan: "guys stfu why are you having DiScUsSiOnSsSs"
fast solstice
:P
finite wave
Yes
worn ember
all jan does is post edgy memes
limber knotBOT
no we don't
worn ember
(no we dont)
fast solstice
Jan Banan
finite wave
Geography is annoying
limber knotBOT
s/Geography/Jan
heady spear
Jan only wants to discuss alcohol
worn ember
just use google maps lul
limber knotBOT
Correction, <DiscordBot> <03Jan> Jan is annoying
finite wave
Hmm
heady spear
Should I pay rent or get a new monitor?
acoustic pilot
monitor
fast solstice
New monitor
acoustic pilot
government will prob cut u a check for rent any way
limber knotBOT
buy a monitor to pay your rent
finite wave
Buy monitor and sell it for more than you purchased it for
heady spear
I wish, my student financing application has been pending for over a month now
I have to do actual work for money atm
it sucks
acoustic pilot
Unacceptable
worn ember
city too retarded to work 😉
heady spear
which also means I'm currently not getting paid to read books about zoos
which is dumb
Yes Dark I'm sure that's it
wide chasm
Make ZooSquared and I'll donate money
fast solstice
"I have to actually work atm for money"..... lol :P
heady spear
What kind of work were you doing? I forgot
fast solstice
But student financing. Do you actually get that money?
Isn't it called a "Student loan" ?
wide chasm
No?
fast solstice
Right, same here
Everything is free from 1st to 10th grade
After that it's more a loan
wide chasm
11th and 12th grade are high school, right?
fast solstice
Well, not free... You pay taxes the rest of your life so.
heady spear
from first through 12th grade we get paid