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pulsar wigeon
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and aren't damaged

orchid pelican
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no we arent talking about the same ups

cosmic raft
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I've never had something damaged by FedEx or UPS

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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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The worst experience I had was with DHL

orchid pelican
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yall are to funny

cosmic raft
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DHL came to my door, stuck the "pickup at our depot" notice on the door, and left. I was home, they didn't bother knocking.

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Depot required 2 pieces of government-issues photo id, not just 1 like everyone else asks for

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most people only have 1 piece

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yup, like most people

void void
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wat

cosmic raft
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I have two now

void void
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I have a passport, 2 ids, my birth certificate, and my ssn card

orchid pelican
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like license and passport?

void void
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am i the outlier, really

pulsar wigeon
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birth cert and ssn aren't photo id

cosmic raft
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I don't have a passport, birth certificates don't have your picture, and we don't have "ssn" cards

pulsar wigeon
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driver's license and passport are

void void
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oh didnt see photo

orchid pelican
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I also have my license, ssn card, passwport, and birth cirtificate

pulsar wigeon
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and yea, unless you travel, you prob don't have a passport

cosmic raft
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It's in fucking bold

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lol

void void
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i know but you expect me, a retard, to read

cosmic raft
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but now I have 2x picture id

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examples:

native thunder
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The ssn card is a great

cosmic raft
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1x Identity Card, 1x Services Card

native thunder
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The stuff in the back changes through the ages

heavy rapids
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"Test Sample Four" is a strange name

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must be one of those celebrity names

pulsar wigeon
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"Lord Korea" is pretty strange too

cosmic raft
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fun fact

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services cards have been issued with "unknown" as gender

native thunder
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Needing 2 forms of photo ID is so weird

cosmic raft
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tell that to DHL

native thunder
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Who carries about that many

cosmic raft
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I do now, the two I showed above together

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1x Identity Card, 1x Services Card

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lol

merry talon
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ah yes the third gender

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ugliness

void void
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what

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O.o

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what different transformer behaviour does openj9 have then

marble summit
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Third Gender is Block Gender

void void
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also sad that modlauncher has no license rn, i thought it'd gain enough traction to replace legacylauncher finally - but nah

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would contribute n stuff

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but hey it does not matter anymore anyway, i was mainly looking into this to replace legacylauncher in my Orion project

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but hopefully Fabric support for spigot/paper gets more mature so i could finally archive my it :D

cosmic raft
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@void void it has a license lol

void void
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oh?

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last time i looked at it, it didn't

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aanyway i still want to archive Orion xd

sturdy fulcrum
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Anyone here have experience with mobile apps

pulsar wigeon
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i have experience uninstalling and disabling them all from my phone

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๐Ÿšฎ

sturdy fulcrum
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Figured Iโ€™d reach out to some of the best in my community with a possible opportunity

unreal quarry
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?ask

sturdy fulcrum
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Donโ€™t pull that ask shit that failed billy

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Haha

unreal quarry
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Ok.

cosmic raft
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lmao

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(sound)

unreal quarry
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goes back to work with his Android dev knowledge

heavy rapids
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wiz you like that ๐Ÿšฎ emoji don't you

upper flicker
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I learned java to do android long ago

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tl;dr donโ€™t use android to learn java

pulsar wigeon
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yea i did some android shit at one point

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๐Ÿšฎ

heavy rapids
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lmao

upper flicker
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The ecosystem has improved

pulsar wigeon
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i would assume so

upper flicker
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And I imagine the android APIs can only have gotten better than they used to be

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But itโ€™s been a long time

earnest tapir
cosmic raft
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hi doot

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made any good food recently wiz?

merry talon
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no one in the right mind writes apps in java anymore

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they use a framework like flutter or react native

cosmic raft
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lots of people still write java apps, no reason not to

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especially with java 9+

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jlink and all

lapis sequoia
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bby clip, does dtags work on 1.14 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

merry talon
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yes there are reaons not to hence the frameworks existence

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like not having to maintain 2 codebases

pulsar wigeon
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kashike, i have a bunch of chicken thighs defrosting atm

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idk what to do with them

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also wow

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fuck you too

cosmic raft
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:D

sturdy fulcrum
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Ask in the appropriate place @lapis sequoia

lapis sequoia
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yes father ๐Ÿ˜ญ

merry talon
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I just assumed you meant java since this is a java community lol

cosmic raft
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did you just assume? on my christian minecraft server?

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wait until god hears about this

merry talon
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we have knowledgeable people here? doubt

sturdy fulcrum
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Yes wtf

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Dm me if I sparked an interest and u know what you are doing.

unreal quarry
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A job offer? Eww. I thought you had a technical question that needed expert guidance.

sturdy fulcrum
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

unreal quarry
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Could have just started with that and prevented all the confusion

proud bay
gloomy sphinx
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hey look its the placematapi guy

sturdy fulcrum
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Stfu dude

gloomy sphinx
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cant wait for the new release of the wool placemats

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maybe summer designs?

sturdy fulcrum
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Update your server and u get it automatically

gloomy sphinx
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ill have you know my server has 2 dedicated players who are happy on 1.7.10

sturdy fulcrum
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They are miserable on the inside

gloomy sphinx
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they dont sleep on a couch

sturdy fulcrum
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They donโ€™t even pvp each other

gloomy sphinx
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ouch

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thats really rude

heavy rapids
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lmao what am i reading

gloomy sphinx
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i might just have to move to mvdw's placemat

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๐Ÿ˜ฉ

sturdy fulcrum
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Good

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Spend 10 to get some outdated placeholders

gloomy sphinx
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at least his is made in vietnam and not australia

sturdy fulcrum
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And lose your /daddy

gloomy sphinx
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oh no

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shit

sturdy fulcrum
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Sry

gloomy sphinx
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hey ill program your wifes app. i am proficient in html, kotlin, and PHP

pulsar wigeon
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needs more JPG TCC

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i can almost make out the white text behind the purple artifacts

gloomy sphinx
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dont blame me i just found it on yahoo

sturdy fulcrum
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โœŒDADI

gloomy sphinx
woven otter
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@unreal quarry good job on the moon generation and gravity

unreal quarry
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Most of it was someone elses work. I just fork and modified

woven otter
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that rocket should need more instructions though

unreal quarry
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Yeah, I plan on removing the height restriction and adding a longer fuse time

tall hatch
limber knotBOT
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after setting up firewall rules, how do i check test it for a possible admin login exploit?

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what is the procedure?

void void
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try connecting to your offline server sans bungee

limber knotBOT
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sans?

wind mauve
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Trying to fix fps on this laptop.. it's got a 4k screen. Any recommendations for resolutions to try?

merry talon
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.wa sans

limber knotBOT
merry talon
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fucking image

wind mauve
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It's a surface book 2. i7-8650u 16gb ram and a gtx 1060. Like its not the best but not terrible either

merry talon
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try running it at 1080?

wind mauve
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Gonna try that next. 2k is definitely better so far

merry talon
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should look no different for minecraft anyway

wind mauve
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Yeah. Currently testing on r6 siege

wide hazel
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mm, my chili tonight is turning out great so far

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followed a comment on a recipe with modifications, added some more modifications of my own

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if you don't add cocoa powder and cinnamon to your chili, you should think about doing so

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heard that as a tip years ago, but never tried it until now

cosmic raft
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is there a good project name generator around?

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;D

pulsar wigeon
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does github not have one anymore?

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bearded octo nemesis comes immediately to mind...

cosmic raft
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github's generates weird names

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i want a single word

pulsar wigeon
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slow down kashike

cosmic raft
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slow down what

pulsar wigeon
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2 letter project names ๐Ÿšฎ

unreal quarry
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just look to your left. first thing you see is the name

pulsar wigeon
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:^)

cosmic raft
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doesn't anymore

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PROJECT PCP is what it just generated

pulsar wigeon
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do you want the name to be relevant to the project at all

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pomf

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kashike what did you do

cosmic raft
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anything works, basically

pulsar wigeon
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.-.

cosmic raft
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what?

pulsar wigeon
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you renamed your yarn fork pomf

cosmic raft
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pomf was the name of the repo before it was renamed to yarn

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so no

pulsar wigeon
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oh

cosmic raft
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i did not :P

pulsar wigeon
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ok

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i can see it from asie then

cosmic raft
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yes

pulsar wigeon
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Publicly Open Mapping Files

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asie knew exactly what he was doing here

cosmic raft
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project wizjany

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ok wiz, which of these are good:

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crow, raindrop, yoga, raven, flame, splash

pulsar wigeon
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raven/crow maybe

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flame/splash ๐Ÿšฎ

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raindrop could be good

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yoga ๐Ÿšฎ

cosmic raft
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crow, raindrop, drizzle

pulsar wigeon
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crow > drizzle > raindrop

cosmic raft
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hmmmm

merry talon
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cool, visa checkout vehemently rejects my attempts to paste info into fields

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and they don't let me change my email address

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easy way to pay my ass

cosmic raft
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lmao

pulsar wigeon
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kashike what are you making ๐Ÿ‘€

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can't just ask me to help name and then not fill me in on the juicy deets :<

cosmic raft
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isn't the question

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what am I not making?

pulsar wigeon
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:<

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did you ever find out the name of the company

cosmic raft
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yeah

pulsar wigeon
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gl on the interview (โ—•แด—โ—•โœฟ)

cosmic raft
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thanks :D

limber knotBOT
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i wonder what the exploit is, maybe infected jar?

wide hazel
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2FA+ would save you from that

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seriously

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indeed

pulsar wigeon
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probably just found some admin account password

wide hazel
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there's a few different ways

pulsar wigeon
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you can download 10 million username/password combos in about 30 seconds with a google search

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find one that matches a minecraft account

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boom, you're in

wide hazel
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2FA+ would stop that, of course

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๐Ÿ˜‰

pulsar wigeon
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right

limber knotBOT
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pretty sure mojang has a limit on brute forcing

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brute forcing is retarded in 2019

pulsar wigeon
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so would using different passwords on different accounts

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instead of sharing your passwords

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but you know, people aren't very security focused

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most people*

wide hazel
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more common ways include the whole "book command" thing that happened several times

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infected jar, but less likely

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improper bungee setup is the most common I've seen

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100% most common way is improper firewall/bungee config

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only thing 2FA+ wouldn't save you from is a bad/backdoored plugin since that could theoretically remove the plugin and restart the server

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though that would be very difficult

cosmic raft
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multiple usernames barty

wide hazel
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yeah

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too damned many

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actually the entire reason 2FA+ exists is because the network I ran got pwned by a bad firewall rule

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someone else opened a MC port and forgot to close it, didn't tell me they did

limber knotBOT
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did it affect your sales?

wide hazel
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dunno

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I just did the technical stuff

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network

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so, bungee

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ie. offline mode server

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yep

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logged in as one of the owners

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thus, 2FA+ was born

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we had backups at that point

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completely restored the server and undid all damage in less than 10 mins

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also half our mod team was on, including myself

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so

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that ended quickly

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but yeah, the most common I've heard about was a bad firewall rule or bungee config exactly like that

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which is why 2FA+ exists, why hasn't everyone downloaded this yet ๐Ÿ˜‰

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well

pulsar wigeon
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because you keep shoving it down our throats

wide hazel
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I mean

pulsar wigeon
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๐Ÿšฎ

wide hazel
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I wrote it, so yeah, but I don't make plugins that suck

cosmic raft
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is there a performance difference between using an interface vs a concrete class? I seem to recall someone saying that simple field getters (Foo getFoo() { return this.foo }) get inlined or something
when accessed via the concrte class but not an interface, but can't find where I could have read that

wide hazel
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so also yeah

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@cosmic raft sadly I'm not sure ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

cosmic raft
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you know the answer wiz?

pulsar wigeon
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uh

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interfaces don't have fields

wide hazel
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rip

pulsar wigeon
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so no?

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i mean

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do you mean some public static final thing

wide hazel
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my plugins force-quit after a max of 8 seconds

pulsar wigeon
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and a default getter?

wide hazel
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usually shuts down well before then though

pulsar wigeon
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tbh i stopped paying attention to a lot of java internals right around java 8

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so the internals of streams api and default interfaces are still a bit unknown to me

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but hey, i became a full time c# dev in the meantime, so if you'd like to talk CLR/CIL to me, feel free

cosmic raft
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no i mean

interface A { Foo getFoo(); }
final class B implements A { private final Foo foo; public Foo getFoo() { return this.foo; } }

void thing(final A a) { a.getFoo(); }
void thing(final B b) { b.getFoo(); }

I seem to remember someome linking something that says that passing B around has a performance increase because the getter is known to hit the field always

upper flicker
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Pretty sure it depends on the inheritance

cosmic raft
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i just can't remember where I saw that

wide hazel
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could take a look at the bytecode for it

static badge
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I don't see a reason for the jvm to choke

pulsar wigeon
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bytecode isn't everything

static badge
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yes they will use different calling instructions

pulsar wigeon
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could look at the jitted assembly for it :^)

upper flicker
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ie one single impl should get JITd but I have heard itโ€™s slower if you have many impl

wide hazel
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bytecode would be a good indicator, but yes the assembly would tell all

upper flicker
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No idea Iโ€™d thatโ€™s still the case

static badge
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that's correct z

pulsar wigeon
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yea might be something like an invokevirtual vs invokestatic

static badge
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it becomes a virtual function invoke vs a a direct one

pulsar wigeon
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i don't remember this shit

wide hazel
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I mean, at that point the term "micro optimization" doesn't even begin to cover it, so I'd have to ask "why?"

cosmic raft
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so there is a very slight performance difference, then?

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yes, just remembered reading this somewhere and have been trying to find it

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a conversation somewhere else was mentioning something similar

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and i wanted to link the article/etc

static badge
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I haven't been able to test exactly the performance between a virtual function invoke and a direct one

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the problem with the direct one is it gets inlined and removed

wide hazel
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"problem"

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but yeah

static badge
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yes it turns out the JIT removing the code you're trying to benchmark is an issue

wide hazel
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yeah ๐Ÿ˜›

cosmic raft
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aha, maybe this is what I remember

static badge
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there is a threshold though

wide hazel
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"well, it's technically faster!"

pulsar wigeon
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it's invokeinterface vs invokevirtual

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i was close :^)

wide hazel
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whew boy

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that is a patch

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that is indeed a patch

static badge
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it is a good patch

wide hazel
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it's probably a good patch

static badge
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get... is used literally everywhere

wide hazel
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just never thought I'd see the day that patch was needed

upper flicker
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Supposedly it has helped a lot on the tiny arm soc setups as well

static badge
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ofc it did arm is god awful kappa

upper flicker
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Have gotten some comments on that

wide hazel
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god help us all.

upper flicker
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Not that you can run 1.14 worth a shit on any of them anyway

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Given how poorly it runs on x86

static badge
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the only person I saw do it in here had watchdog timeout to like what 200+

acoustic basin
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can someone help me disable the server max tick timeout thing? my server keeps crashing from it

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paper #95 i think

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I set max-tick-time to -1 in but it wont work

fallen oracle
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Hey does anyone know where to find the gif of the kid falling asleep in class and he dreams he's falling and then he wakes up?

wide hazel
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every time I look at the redstone changes for 1.14 I nope the fuck out :/

cosmic raft
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set it to 2147483647

acoustic basin
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ok

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server.properys yes?

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im in Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU E8500 @ 3.16GHz
if that matters

cosmic raft
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actually

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set it to 0

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i get this one confused with another, this one is 0 to disable

acoustic basin
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ok

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ok thanks

wide hazel
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โ„ข

acoustic basin
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tm?

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what is trademarked

static badge
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egg's way of making a retarded meme

wide hazel
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I try sometimes

acoustic basin
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i tought -1 was to disabe eavrything

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but i guss not

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thanks

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my server cant run without this amazing fork of spigot :D (it littrally wont load the chunsk without suffacating players in walls without it)

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i have a suggestion btw, you should add a option to disable tnt from explodeing

wide hazel
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plugin/Skript thing

void void
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anyone know a plugin like you open a chest with key and you get random item?

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for 1.14.2

wide hazel
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@void void CrazyCrates

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probably the best currently

stiff yarrow
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that might be the plugin that I submitted a PR to update them to 1.14 Thonk

cold pollen
sand vale
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hmmmph

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hi @cold pollen :D
Careful you don't get a paper cut :O

cold pollen
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Hello! I'll try my very hardest :)

brazen barn
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This isn't paper related in the slightest but Idk where else to ask.

On some Discord servers there are images at the top of the channel list. How do you set that? I'm not seeing any image upload spots in Server Settings otherthan the icon spot.

cosmic raft
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verified guild

brazen barn
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There are /guilds/ for Discord?

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huh

cosmic raft
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you're in a guild right now

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guild is the real name for what the discord user interface calls a "server"

brazen barn
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Interesting.

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Thanks for the info mate.

limber knotBOT
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can someone explain to me how bungeecord admin exploit works?

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lets say firewall rules are fucked, what does the exploiter do?

cosmic raft
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simply logs in with an admin's name

limber knotBOT
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if firewall rules are in place it stops at logging in?

cosmic raft
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can't reach it to even try to login

limber knotBOT
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connecting just like normal ''ip.address:25565'' ?

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since its a bungee

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should server be pingable if firewall is setup properly? (in minecraft client)

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if bungeecord is setup properly, should the server return "If you wish to use IP forwarding, please enable it in your BungeeCord config as well!" when youre trying to connect directly?

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or should it not even ping in minecraft client?

merry talon
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if your firewall is configured properly, you should have no connectivity to the backend server

limber knotBOT
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what do you do if you have servers on multiple ips?

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different machines

merry talon
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private networking

wide hazel
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also slightly experimental command config thing

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optional "run command for VPN user" thing

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(works on my end, but you know how that goes, so let me know if it breaks)

fresh ermine
limber knotBOT
heady spear
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I like the bot because it posts the video a second time

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so you get to watch it twice

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very useful

fresh ermine
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indeed

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very nice

wide hazel
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just in case you missed it the first time

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wait wait wait

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why is there a game console in the front of the car, with the driver controlling it?

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is it April 1st already?

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I assume it's a metaphor or something

native thunder
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I think it's real

wide hazel
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can't be, that would be beyond stupid

native thunder
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It'd be a tesla thing to do. Make a racing game for you to play while charging

wide hazel
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yeah

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can't see that going wrong

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ever

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what is a "Switch"?

native thunder
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What'd be even funnier is playing a racing game while it auto drives

wide hazel
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(if you can't afford a $250 game console what are you doing with a Tesla?)

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also, that's like watching a movie on your phone as you're charging it

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sure, it'll charge, but I mean

fresh ermine
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i doubt a game drains that big of a battery significantly

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lol

wide hazel
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isn't the point of playing a game inside the Tesla precisely because you're sitting there, presumably in some parking garage, bored?

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I just dunno why you'd waste time and charge on a game is all

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(at least charge on the Tesla)

fresh ermine
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wdym "charge on a game"

wide hazel
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as in, power

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eh, I don't get it

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just buy a Switch if it happens that often

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play real Mario Kart

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enjoy other games

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don't risk accidentally throwing the car in reverse as you're playing

fresh ermine
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but it disables the car

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you cant just

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put a tesla in reverse while charging

wide hazel
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it probably does

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but you gonna bet your life, someone else's life, or the car on that?

fresh ermine
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i mean yes the car is insanely safe

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its completely engineered to be safe

wide hazel
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cars in general are insanely dangerous

fresh ermine
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teslas are insanely safer compared to normal cars

wide hazel
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"it's the least-sugary candy I could buy!"

fresh ermine
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its pretty dumb to downplay just how much safer roads would be with teslas lol

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they are smart cars

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the most dangerous things about a car is the human controlling it

stiff yarrow
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automated driving in general has the potential to drastically reduce the dangers of driving if it were heavily adopted I think

wide hazel
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I play games on my PC and drive in my car. I don't play games in my car, and I don't drive on my PC

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tool, meet job

fresh ermine
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automated driving will not only help that but pretty sure theres studies that it would reduce traffic a shit ton also

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because that is also caused by human error

wide hazel
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the most dangerous thing about cars is the person driving it, and apparently playing games in it while behind the steering wheel, controlling the vehicle

fresh ermine
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you cant play it while driving

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tf

wide hazel
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who knows

fresh ermine
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uhh them, because its designed that way?

wide hazel
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all I see in the ad is someone controlling a game with the steering wheel of a street-legal vehicle

fresh ermine
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then read more into it before just talking about it

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lmfao

wide hazel
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safety-precautions or not, I'm not a fan

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just because something's safer doesn't mean you can use it like an idiot

fresh ermine
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also its not like they also have a perfect test crash rating or anything

wide hazel
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safety scissors still hurt

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again, "the least-sugary candy"

fresh ermine
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thats completely downplaying the significance of how safe a tesla is

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cars wouldnt be so dangerous if humans aren't behind the wheel controlling it

wide hazel
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self-driving cars are great because the computer is generally a far superior driver to a human

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but

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still a car

fresh ermine
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its not like any other choice is viable lmao

wide hazel
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they could.. Not add a game into the car?

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entirely do-able

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they already did it, in fact

fresh ermine
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they already had entertainment options actually

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only accessible in park mode but yknow

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"dangerous"

native thunder
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What a thing to be outraged by

wide hazel
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not a fan of those either

fresh ermine
#

literally like any other car with a screen

#

were you in a rage when those car dvd players showed up

wide hazel
#

I'm not "outraged" - just concerned. I stated my reasoning

native thunder
#

Actually those are pretty dangerous

wide hazel
#

some people think my reasoning is dumb

#

that's fine

#

maybe it is

native thunder
#

Distracted drivers are super dangerous

fresh ermine
#

those were only able to be used in park mode also

#

iirc

#

at least in my last vehicle that had it

native thunder
#

Not talking about teslas. Cars in general

fresh ermine
#

a lot of features

#

weren't accessible if i wasn't i npark

wide hazel
#

not a fan of anything that has potential to seriously distract a driver

#

car radio? Fine, just don't screw with it too much while driving

#

TV? lolno.

#

I'm fairly certain this whole "game in the parked car" thing is fine, but I'm still concerned because it's still a car and there's a distracted person behind the wheel

#

that's a safety-net removed

fresh ermine
#

in a car that can't move

wide hazel
#

hopefully can't move*

fresh ermine
#

what do you mean, literally go to any article

#

it clearly states

#

it only works in park mode

wide hazel
#

I hope so, yes

#

removing a safety-net is still one less safety-net in place

fresh ermine
#

tesla vehicles already have a shit ton of precursors for humans to not be distracted, included weighted steering wheels

#

to sense if a person is actually touching it

wide hazel
#

neat, adding safety-nets is good

#

it's only several tons of metal flying at 20-80MPH

fresh ermine
#

they are literally most likely one of the safest cars someone could get?? of course it has safety nets, its a smart car. you are acting like this one thing is showing they don't but you aren't even accepting the fact that it only works in park mode lmao

limber knotBOT
#

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fresh ermine
#

they not only have computer built safety features

#

its completely built up to be safe

wide hazel
#

yes, I hope that the game only ever works in a parked mode, and that parked mode doesn't fail

#

but why risk it?

#

Switch, $250

fresh ermine
#

same distraction

wide hazel
#

better than hands on a steering wheel

fresh ermine
#

and you can use it while driving 100% of the time

#

much safer though

#

๐Ÿค”

wide hazel
#

yeah, I'd also hope that someone doesn't play their switch while driving

#

same hope, really

fresh ermine
#

id also hope if someone notices that their car can move while playing a game in their parked tesla theyd stop playing

wide hazel
#

still the same hope

fresh ermine
#

your solution isn't any better then lol

wide hazel
#

just dunno why anyone would risk otherwise is all

fresh ermine
#

because charging your tesla is boring and was obviously something that needs attention too

wide hazel
#

not really a solution to a problem that.. Does this problem actually exist?

#

people bored while parked, charging?

fresh ermine
#

yes the problem of being bored at a charging station is completely exists

wide hazel
#

I assume it does, but that often?

#

really?

#

don't people have phones or something?

fresh ermine
#

sitting on your phone for a while gets boring too, plus if youre in a place with no service

#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

wide hazel
#

Switch?

#

no?

fresh ermine
#

why spend money on a switch when you have a few fun games and things like netflix and hulu in your car

wide hazel
#

part of me is confused as to why they thought it was necessary

fresh ermine
#

its elon musk

#

lmfao

#

he sent a rocket to the ISS just cus he could

wide hazel
#

"yes, let's remove a possible safety net because ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ"

#

eh

#

sure

#

fuck it

#

it's probably fine

#

probably.

fresh ermine
#

ill eat a sock if anything bad comes from the game being put in the car

#

๐Ÿ˜„

wide hazel
#

I wouldn't bet on people not being dumb

fresh ermine
#

good thing teslas literally have measures to stop idiots from being idiots

wide hazel
#

you'll always lose that bet

fresh ermine
#

computers can always overpower people

wide hazel
#

then they just invent better idiots, really

#

"that's the problem with idiot-proof stuff. Just invents better idiots."

#

not an exact quote

#

but goddamn does that ring true everywhere I look

limber knotBOT
#

ok I just found the single most inappropriate amazon search result

#

pack it up boys this is it

wide hazel
#

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssss?

limber knotBOT
#

not sure I can link it

#

can I link sex toys on chat

wide hazel
#

oh

#

no

limber knotBOT
#

I was looking at dice cups

#

a "realistic" mouth fleshlight complete with a detailed throat showed up

#

for some reason this product's name is "sex dice masturbator cup"

#

hoyl shit this amazon seller is the best

#

neck massager - it's a device for ball torture, what in the absolute fuck

#

I should probably report this to amazon

wide hazel
#

hahaha

limber knotBOT
#

I can't link the product but the name is sufficient, here's the full name under which it's listed

#

actually you know what I probably can't say all of these words either

#

Massagers for neck and back male egg squeeze scro*** clamp ball crusher bondage scrotch torture chastity poison for men toys enjoy love shirt

#

that's one name for one product

#

this is maybe the stupidest way of doing SEO

wide hazel
#

wow

#

that's a product name

#

alright

#

so

#

mayyybe we should keep that to a minimum

limber knotBOT
#

man amazon has some weird shit

wide hazel
#

I'm like 80% sure you've just introduced some 12-year-old kid to the wonders of the internet

limber knotBOT
#

yes, shirts

#

and poison

wide hazel
#

enjoy, 12-year-old kid. Enjoy.

limber knotBOT
#

the best amazon products

#

if it makes you feel any better they probably won't find the product

#

it's not in the US store and I just reported it so it'll probably be down in a few minutes

wide hazel
#

I'm also pretty sure 10-year-olds these days know Google exists

#

aaaand now I'm on a list.

static badge
#

ur face is a list

limber knotBOT
#

hm there's not a wealth of dice cups in the DE amazon

static badge
#

those effects are awful

wide hazel
#

think I see your uncle up there

limber knotBOT
#

it's not fair that the US amazon consistently has cooler shit for much cheaper

#

this is really stupid but I might just import it from the US

spiral bane
cosmic raft
#

my face smells nice

limber knotBOT
#

are you tempted to eat it?

cosmic raft
#

no

limber knotBOT
#

can't smell that nice then

cosmic raft
vestal jasper
#

exfoliation I read that as exploitation at first

fallen oracle
#

What's up people

limber knotBOT
#

hello

#

I am a Chinese, I want to add Chinese comments to waterfall.yml.

#

Where is the explanation for this document?

carmine tundra
limber knotBOT
#

can someone help me with this error i got

fallen oracle
#

No

#

Can't help with what we don't know

cosmic raft
#

ok

#

time for bed i think

#

interview tomorrow

cosmic raft
#

is what

limber knotBOT
#

Mfw we found a bufferoverlow + remote code execution that affects all modern websphere versions

#

It's exploitable by entering stuff into our site search ๐Ÿ˜‚

acoustic pilot
#

no u didn't, ur 2 dum

limber knotBOT
#

But it affects all our websites and applications

static badge
#

and how would that work

#

dumping 16gb of string data into the search?

cosmic raft
#

you referring to CVE-2019-4279?

limber knotBOT
#

MiniDigger: ^

#

Ye, my boss just found that

#

\o/

#

So it's patched after all, strange

#

I thought we were on latest

#

NOPE

#

Not my problem ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

#

My applications run on spring ๐Ÿ˜‚

#

And we are migrating our main website to my application, it's going to prod in 2 months ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

#

nice \o/

#

I like how the guys that found the cve PRd an exploit into metasploit, lol

worn ember
#

Delete the server

thorn summit
limber knotBOT
#

oh I wish I could delete the server

#

also, turns out its not CVE-2019-4279

#

its way simple

#

its an overflow in the jsessionid

#

and something todo with how clustering works

#

so more like CVE-2008-5457

worn ember
#

๐Ÿค”

vague nebula
limber knotBOT
#

sadly I am not directly involved with any of that

limber knotBOT
#

mrrnen

#

grabs tea

heavy rapids
#

oof gitlab api doesn't support setting up push mirrors

finite wave
#

Were is nossr

#

Where*

#

@stiff yarrow What the hell is up with anime and โ€œpervertsโ€ it seems all the boys end up running into naked girls that falls for the boy immediately?

#

It seems weird

#

Like, i wanted to see some of these shows when i had nothing else to do, but apparently they are all about molesting women?

#

What even

#

Also seems like everything is about super big breasts

void void
#

Is there a software to view the diff between two project folders easily ?

golden gust
#

Yes, just search for any of the dozen diff tools for your OS

cosmic raft
#

hello my love

#

back to bed I go

golden gust
limber knotBOT
#

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void void
#

@golden gust Found WinMerge

#

@cosmic raft โค

#

@golden gust if I have a copy of a whole git project with all the branches, how can I reimport all the branches to a new github project ?

#

I always only get one branch to push

#

should I switch and push each branch or there's a easy solution to this ?

golden gust
void void
#

woo

void void
#

worked, thanks

wide hazel
#

@vernal moth you're affected by a CVE from 2008?

#

Rip

craggy trench
void void
#

hm

#

in Minecraft discord

#

there's Tree Puncher role

#

what's that for and how people get it?

#

apparently i have that role

#

for no apparent reason

pulsar wigeon
#

default role?

#

or no

graceful wyvern
#

Itโ€™s one of those activity based roles

#

Really doesnโ€™t mean anything

void void
#

fair

limber knotBOT
#

@egg2, no but it looks related

#

we don't use weblogic

#

MiniDigger: where do you work?

#

top 5 german insurance

pulsar wigeon
#

time to start trying exploits on top german insurance sites ๐Ÿ™ƒ

limber knotBOT
#

we filtered it via our waf now

pulsar wigeon
#

tbh even if one didn't find yours, there's probably other issues out there

#

web security ๐Ÿšฎ smh

heavy rapids
#

Woo! Finally I've got a script to setup git repos from the command line.

pulsar wigeon
#

setup?

#

like

#

alias setup_git_repo = git clone $1

heavy rapids
#

nah, I mean create a repository on GH/GL

#

via their API

pulsar wigeon
#

oic

#

create a remote repo

heavy rapids
#

so I don't have to leave the CLI once I begin git init

pulsar wigeon
#

doesn't gitlab allow you to create a repo just by pushing

limber knotBOT
#

insurance

heavy rapids
#

I don't know

limber knotBOT
#

Explains why using websphere in <current_year>

pulsar wigeon
#

there's a setting for it at least

#

dunno if it's on in the "official" gitlab

graceful wyvern
#

github also has a hub cli which does that and some more

heavy rapids
#

there might be, but I also have the script automatically setup webhooks

#

so I'd need the script regardless

limber knotBOT
#

we are migrating all legacy stuff to jboss and all the stuff I maintain is on spring wizardfrag :D

pulsar wigeon
#

i use a private instance of gitlab and pretty sure i have a setting that just lets me push to a non-existant remote and it will create it

limber knotBOT
#

nice :D

#

Although I must admit I'm so pleased I don't use java in my day job :P

#

what do you do?

#

I use Elixir/Go

#

I created an app that interprets json and outputs html/css/js :D

#

For a UK online gambling company :P

#

Isn't that all apps lately? :P

#

and I was feeling bad for implementing gtm, lol

#

we hacked a json exporter into our legacy cms

#

that was fun

heavy rapids
pulsar wigeon
#

o i linked ee docs but it's in ce too

limber knotBOT
#

if its only in ee it was say so

pulsar wigeon
#

yea just wanted to clarify

heavy rapids
#

sweet

#

now I know that I need to take care when typing in remotes

#

otherwise I'll have 3 repos consisting of typo'd remotes

old drum
#

is it possible to set a spawnpoint where you go everytime you log on?

#

Like what plugin do i need?

fallen oracle
#

Probably a custom one

heavy rapids
finite wave
#

Why though

fallen oracle
#

Man, I love linux so much. Switched to it full-time and I have no more internet issues or pc freezing.

strange bane
#

Were you using macOS before?

fallen oracle
#

No, W10.

strange bane
#

Hm, that doesn't sound like Windows.

fallen oracle
#

I was getting so tired of it.

#

Switched to linux and no problems since.

strange bane
#

Hm, what do you mean by internet issues?

fallen oracle
#

The DNS was deeply fucked for some reason. http would quit working for a few seconds every few minutes.

#

PC itself would freeze for a few seconds, etc.

#

Multiple times an hour.

strange bane
#

Ah, not my issue. But I think my issue is ISP related not Windows-related.

fallen oracle
#

AHh

#

I also realized how much extra crap I had over on windows.

wide hazel
#

is it just me

#

or does this actually describe plugins?

strange bane
#

lol

wide hazel
#

it's in the Anti-Patterns Wiki page

wide chasm
#

Yes. I've actually had problems with that before. Two plugins using the same library, which make calls to Material, one has set api-version to 1.13, one hadn't, enjoy the show.

heavy rapids
#

oof

fallen oracle
#

That's why you relocate (:

wide hazel
#

who needs relocations when you have a child-first ClassLoader?

wide chasm
#

I did for one, the other one was just testing the library, so I didn't there. But I got a bug in my program and I wanted to debug with IJ, but it doesn't support relocations. "I'll just disable the relocation for now, debug it, and then put it back in". That was a terrible decision.

wide hazel
#

that's my anti-pattern solution this this anti-pattern

#

@wide chasm Child-first CL ๐Ÿ˜›

wide chasm
#

I just used Bukkit's classloader, I didn't change everything in ways that I suddenly used a different classloader.

#

Also, I don't think Bukkit likes it if you change the classloader. Tried it before, had to use a bunch of reflections additional constructors and whatnot before I got somewhat close to making it work.

wide hazel
#

use your own CL, don't replace Bukkit's

#

if you replace Bukkit's CL I and everyone else will murder you in your sleep

old drum
#

can you use bungeecord with ngrok?

wide chasm
#

stops sleeping

brazen barn
#

@twin lagoon probably best we continue down here

twin lagoon
#

i've been using linux and windows as a dualboot for 3 years now or so

#

so updates & system maintenance isn't really a thing i care about anymore

#

though i have reinstalled windows 2 weeks ago or so

brazen barn
#

Certainly you have forfeited your right to complain about instability then if you're not maintaining half of yoru system

twin lagoon
#

and now i keep windows updates on

#

i don't use windows a lot nowadays

#

only boot into it every 2 weeks or so

#

so there's barely any system maintenance to be done

brazen barn
#

I boot into it whenever I need to do work on D&D stuff as my art program isn't available on Linux and I'm not into Wine

#

so about once a week or so

#

Still make sure updates get done and old update files get purged.

Clean up missing registry paths/keys every month or so from installing/uninstalling things

twin lagoon
#

i don't care about windows enough to do that anymore

brazen barn
#

which reminds me I need to do a paccache today

twin lagoon
#

though i'm also having some issues with gnome here and there

#

maybe i'll switch back to macOS once I upgrade my PC

brazen barn
#

xfce is a nice de I used for a while. Switched to KDE when I decided I wanted more eye candy though

twin lagoon
#

i have tried a lot of DEs

#

and nothing is as good as GNOME for me

brazen barn
#

you're literal first person I've ever heard talk highly of gnome

twin lagoon
#

it's not like i'm extremely satisfied with gnome either lmao

#

most people tend to hate it though

#

i just like gnome's design / applications

#

and they've been improving lately, memory leaks fixed, animation performance fixed etc

brazen barn
#

You could spin up your own custom de.

Take the elements of gnome you like, kick out and replace the poorly performing bits, customize here and there

twin lagoon
#

no thanks

#

that's way too much work for me

#

nor do I have the knowledge

brazen barn
#

Didn't I see the Arch logo on your taskbar?

twin lagoon
#

i do use arch

brazen barn
#

all the knowledge is there in the wiki for the taking

vestal jasper
#

:^)

brazen barn
#

oh hey an emote I never knew I needed

#

:arch:

#

awh

#

that's sad

vestal jasper
#

Idk what server it's from

cedar spade
vestal jasper
#

Can just steal it

brazen barn
#

how?

vestal jasper
#

Right click

#

Copy link

brazen barn
#

and make custom emote for own server I assume?

#

using that link/image

vestal jasper
#

Save and upload to own server

brazen barn
#

yeh

native helm
#

Anyone good at decompiling plugins want to help me determine if 2 plugins I have are malicious?

#

They aren't the same plugin but they're obfuscated in the same way and are both on servers that appear to be sending ddos attacks

austere ivy
#

Hello good morning peepoJuice

#

How are you folks doing?

cedar spade
#

I'm doing

hexed iris
#

using obfuscated plugins is for me already a big no no. this means they are hiding something. 99% its bad

native helm
#

One of them still exists on Spigot's site, the other looks to have been removed at some point

hexed iris
#

let me have a look

native helm
#

The servers in question are creating a ton of sockets at once all directed at the same IP/Port, I think someone's trying to make a botnet out of minecraft servers lol

vestal jasper
#

I just turned off my computer but I'll hop back on to help check eyesshaking

upper flicker
#

turns off Vicariousโ€™s cat

vestal jasper
#

monkaSHAKE wat is this obfuscation

native helm
#

Yea..

#

I'm pretty sure I can see where they are doing what I suspect though

#

Someone should probably get these off of Spigot

austere ivy
#

Here's the author.

#

Seems a bit suspicious. One resource.

native helm
#

The other one was called AutoItemReload

#

I can't find it online anymore, same obfuscation, much smaller plugin

austere ivy
#

Closed source, already a bad sign. There are some like CoreProtect and HeadDatabase and they have closed source so it's not an instant ruling but you gotta be more careful if it is closed source.

vestal jasper
#

closed source and obfuscated free plugin from an author with no previous resources

native helm
#

We've had 3 nodes at work taken offline by the DC for bad traffic, need to come up with a way to find and remove these things

golden gust
#

You're saying that you have two plugins of which one is likely being bad, and one of them that you're suspenting as being the issue has been removed from the site?

#

*suspecting

austere ivy
#

Let me open up the source and see what it's doing.

hexed iris
#

I got somehting.

#

well i got it decompiled

native helm
#

2 plugins, both obfuscated in the same way on 2 servers that are both sending bad traffic to the same IP/Port, only correlation between the 2

#

1 removed from Spigot, 1 still existing on Spigot

vestal jasper
#

mfw luyten hates the jar and jdgui fails every other class

native helm
#

I can DM both of them to whoever is interested, just want to get it taken down from Spigot mostly

unreal quarry
#

Solution: stop using obfuscated plugins

austere ivy
#

he used maven

#

lol

#

he used his github account

native helm
#

It's not me using them, I work for a host, clients are downloading these things

austere ivy
#

Might not be him but that's what package he's using.

hexed iris
#

Uhhhh..

austere ivy
#

Opening the classes with IntelliJ and I'll see what pops up.

hexed iris
#

not everything is decompiled

#

but i found something intresting

#

Its encrypthing something in AES

golden gust
#

lulwut

austere ivy
#

Encryption? Obvious hacker stuff right there jail 'em boys /s /s

hexed iris
#

and something with a base64 dXBkYXRlNGxpZmUueHl6 => update4life.xyz

#

....

native helm
#

It doesn't always target the same IP/Port so it's being controlled by something

austere ivy
#

update4life.xyz leads to:

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) ใƒ†ใ‚ช / ๅˆ้ŸณใƒŸใ‚ฏ - Omoi - length 3m 31s - 27,960 likes, 192 dislikes (99.3%) - 2,049,318 views - Omoi [Official] on 2017.07.08

austere ivy
hexed iris
#

yeah

#

What the actual fuck lmao

vestal jasper
native helm
austere ivy
#

excellent plugin design right there, blank class names

#

"So where's the error coming from"
"uhh I think it's 4 blank lines? wait no 3"

vestal jasper
#

ik you're baiting but it's obfuscation brian

austere ivy
#

Yeah I'm kidding it's sarcasm

hexed iris
#

it has thousnds of return statements

#

like wat

static badge
#

that looks sketchy af

hexed iris
#

This plugin is so not safe

#

dont use it

native helm
#

I don't plan to use it lol, I just want people to stop downloading it

#

I don't know who to contact to get it off Spigot

austere ivy
#

I just reported it.

golden gust
#

Use the report button

vestal jasper
#

below the plugin description there's a report button

austere ivy
#

For something so simple as a death plugin it's not worth using a closed source plugin.

vestal jasper
#

it being closed source doesn't mean much

hexed iris
#

I reported it as well

vestal jasper
#

the high level of obfuscation for a free and "simple" plugin is sus though

native helm
#

Yup, just found the AutoItemReload one on the 3rd node we had issues with, same obfuscation and weird encryption stuff

#

Guess it's been going around for a little while

austere ivy
#

that's some interesting obfuscation right there

#

if !(!true) {
doStuff()
}

native helm
#

All 3 of the ones I've found share the same class that contains the Socket creation and encryption stuff

austere ivy
#

I'm not paid enough to understand this. Just don't use the plugin lol.

#

Don't forget to subscribe and SMASH that report button.

potent warren
#

That obfuscation lol

native helm
#

I'll report any more that I find, now to get OVH to unblock our servers

wide hazel
#

words.

peak dirge
#

mongodb doesn't have joins so it's fast
mongodb adds joins
proof mongodb is a meme

wide hazel
#

after reading through it multiple times, we've figured out what that says

#

"it's a left join."

heavy rapids
#

malicious ddos plugin

And that's why the only public plugins I use are WE/WG, Vault, protocollib. ._.

peak dirge
#

@heavy rapids My server is on the road to flat-out forking a bunch of public plugins. Already did it to ProtocolSupport.

#

So we can make its 1.12.2 performance not totally crap

heavy rapids
#

due to security concerns? ๐Ÿค”

#

ah

peak dirge
#

Yeah, Shevchik's policy is to base on the latest version of Minecraft, but the horror stories of instability and performance issues in 1.13 and 1.14 have made us wary of moving past 1.12

#

1.12 is a good, stable release, just needs some TLC to make it really shine

heavy rapids
#

yeah lol

still on .12, too

#

20 TPS stable, even with tons of zombies pathfinding

peak dirge
#

So we wound up forking Paper to add performance enhancements and stuff

heavy rapids
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I still fear the day I'll not be able to stall the update any longer

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performance enhancements specifically related to your use-case?

peak dirge
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some backported fixes, async lighting smuggled from Sponge, and EigenCraft redstone stuff smuggled from Paper 1.13

heavy rapids
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ah, nice

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the one thing I'll probably need to do is implement async pathfinding for my NPCs

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right now they use a zombie with overridden goalSelector

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but judging by all I've heard so far, pathfinding in 1.13/1.14 gets worse

peak dirge
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we essentially run a bunch of small creative-like servers anyway, so we need it

heavy rapids
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nvm

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fallen oracle
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@wide hazel What's that from?

wide hazel
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the plugin

vestal jasper
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the obf'd plugin brought up earlier

wide hazel
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the malicious one linked earlier

pulsar wigeon
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o boi some vocaloid

vestal jasper
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I like how all of the booleans are just xor'd numbers

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        if (!bl) return false;
        return true;```
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classic

heavy rapids
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mh, what does the plugin do with the URL?

native helm
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http://update4life.xyz:8080/ just returns ่‡ชๆฎบ which translates to suicide, nice

wide hazel
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it creates a secure socket connection

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so would be HTTPS somewhere

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ZipInputStream -> CipherInputStream -> Socket

native helm
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update4life.xyz:666 sends a ton of what seems like encrypted data to me

wide hazel
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eyy

pulsar wigeon
wide hazel
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looks like that might be it

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encrypted zip file

lost needle
vestal jasper
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Well since I need to stall me sleeping as long as possible

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Slowly chipping away at the obfuscation

wide hazel
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looks like it's not a zip file, but a jar file

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it downloads the jar, opens it unsing zip, then loads the main class inside it and invokes the main method

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jar/download is encrypted with AES

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not HTTPS, but the download itself

void void
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nice

vestal jasper
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This has got to be the most annoying obf I've had to deal with

native helm
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I want to know why anyone would put this much effort into this sort of thing

vestal jasper
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I'm starting to get some idea on how it works tho

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The fuckery the obfuscator did that is

wide hazel
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I jumped on the bandwagon of reporting the plugin

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if anyone wants a copy for analysis, get it now

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don't run it though

native helm
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I have the other one that is even smaller of a plugin

wide hazel
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other one?

pulsar wigeon
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easy deaths?

wide hazel
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yeah

native helm
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EasyDeaths is one, AutoItemReload I found to be another that is no longer on Spigot

wide hazel
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neat!

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looks like they used to be legit

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authors are different too

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"EasyDeaths plugin by PinkNeonDino"

native helm
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I'll DM you the other one if you want it

wide hazel
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on plugin load

native helm
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Can probably block these plugins by redirecting domain with hosts file then I guess?

pulsar wigeon
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you can also just not download random-ass plugins

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:^)

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js

native helm
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Again, it's not me running them

pulsar wigeon
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?

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i wasn't here for the original question lol

native helm
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Server host, trying to prevent clients from getting our servers flagged

pulsar wigeon
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oh you're a host

native helm
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Yea, had these things on 3 machines so far

pulsar wigeon
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hosts file would require you to be ahead of the curve

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you could in theory go the opposite way and have a whitelist-only firewall

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might be annoying tho idk

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and i mean

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technically they could store their malicious jars on a reputable site

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stuff like update checkers usually go to github or w/e

native helm
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Yea, not sure why I thought Spigot had some sort of screening process for plugins

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Guess that would be hard

vestal jasper
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If you want access to 1.13 materials you need api-version set to 1.13 or 1.14

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Having api-version set to 1.14 prevents it from being loaded on 1.13 servers

pulsar wigeon
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it wouldn't be "hard"

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dbo has it

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it's just..more work than not

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like, this is automatic ๐Ÿšฎ

wide chasm
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dbo โค

cosmic raft
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let us listen to some nice, calming, music

limber knotBOT
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pulsar wigeon
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did anyone find out what the jar it downloaded was