people that do lots of rendering on expensive hardware will likely benefit from a mac product since a lot of that workflow is already on mac
#general
limber knotBOT
ancient bolt
the companies who are the target for the mac pro won't bat an eye at the price
fading ibex
I can understand the monitor not coming with a stand
ancient bolt
they are already paying that much and more
fading ibex
People are going to use fancy multi-monitor desk stand
limber knotBOT
the monitor stand is dumb but it literally does not matter
ancient bolt
@fading ibex most reference monitors don't come with a stand, as do basically all enterprise products
fading ibex
yeah, I can understand why
ancient bolt
you just have never seen enterprise pricing before
so you find these numbers to be very high
but in reality enterprise shit is always like this
fading ibex
I think the problem is that Apple makes it seem like it's marketed for the average people
it's not really obvious that it's meant for enterprise use
limber knotBOT
no, people who want to make cheap jokes about apple being a shitty company say that
fading ibex
Imagine you're someone that don't know stuff about monitor, you glance at Apple's monitor and you go "durr hurr, apple overcharging stuff!1!"
limber knotBOT
anyone with any shred of common sense understands that
safe tide
@golden gust duh
ancient bolt
here's a small piece of metal for RED cameras (you know, cameras that cost at least $50,000 and come with none of the accessories required to use them) that costs $1,2000 https://www.red.com/DSMC2-RED-EVF-Mount-Pack
void void
muh resolution
safe tide
how else do I get to see that well made clip art scam
fading ibex
but it comes with a cheese gratar on the back
ancient bolt
yeah since it's not apple it's okay
fading ibex
i Can grATe MY cHEeSe wHIle ScRoOLing oN reDIt
safe tide
shit @fading ibex you mean I can render my videos while making dinner with my computer
void void
guys, lol. enterprise pricing is a whole new level. Calls business vendor "hey ya your program had a fault that we didnt cause, this is effectively a bug report"
vendor: "that will be $5000"
limber knotBOT
DemonWav: i use linux which is free so anyone who buys an operating system is a dumbass lol
fading ibex
why is everything expensive for enterprise?
ancient bolt
yeah, gotta pay that support license fee to submit big reports
fading ibex
is it just higher quality stuff?
ancient bolt
Because corporate money doesn't work like personal money
safe tide
I really outta buy spotify premium
void void
Paying for OSX, paying for bsd with a fisher price texture pack
No, half the time it's very shit programs.
fading ibex
oof
void void
But they're enterprise so :3
ancient bolt
when you're someone given a budget to spend and you need a tool, you do not give a flying fuck how much it costs
because it's not your money
void void
true
void void
We had a whole department called vendor management
void void
All this dude did was negotiate expensive contracts
ancient bolt
that's only one part
ancient bolt
the other part is companies often sell their consumer products at a loss just to gain market share and brand recognition
limber knotBOT
consider also: with an enterprise price tag there's a greater expectation of stability and support
before a company buys something, evaluations and comparisons are made and papers are signed
it's not the same as when I buy something
ancient bolt
companies like microsoft don't hardly make any money at all from windows sells, and kind of lose money due to continued support
void void
my company paid $250,000 for support access; if it was something that needed "rapid" (~2 days or so) response, then extra charge in the thousands.
$250,000/yr*
ancient bolt
microsoft makes all of their money through enterprise partnerships
azure, active directory, sql server, windows server, etc
@void void my company paid $100,000 / month for SQL server licenses
void void
yeah same
ancient bolt
most of their RDS is postgres
limber knotBOT
in education, universities will pay a /minimum/ of 250k/yr for online learning systems because that's what the market is
ancient bolt
well i need to stop typing, if I keep using computers I'm gonna perm fuck up my wrists
God this sucks
and very scary
limber knotBOT
shit man i'm sorry
void void
On top of that, you pay for different modules that actually end up making the system so that's added on top of the 250,000 usually at ridiculous prices ($20,000 for a simple program that exports document bytes and puts them on a page to print)
limber knotBOT
don't die
fading ibex
i'm confused
fading ibex
how are you typing weird enough to break your wrists
static badge
use your nose to type
ancient bolt
yeah im gonna go watch netflix
void void
no use your eyes to type, actual sclera to key action
fading ibex
it says that it's caused by poor posture too, though
limber knotBOT
poor posture, i read, slowly correcting my near-horizontal sitting position
void void
nah wrong show but i know what you're talking about
(i think wrong show but i might be going insane)
marble summit
keen minnow
void void
lol shit you're right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
it was a way way earlier episode
rapid plank
turbid moat
cosmic raft
@void void the best part though
is that gibbs just unplugs it to make it stop
lmao
cosmic raft
:D
cosmic raft
@void void https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) GUI interface using visual basic to track the killers IP address CSI - length 15s - 15,913 likes, 332 dislikes (98.0%) - 3,043,782 views - xerohour on 2009.04.27
void void
favorite clip ever
austere ivy
r/itsaunixsystem
If they're so blatantly lying about that and we're all like "omg like so inaccurate"
Imagine how actual detectives and cops must feel watching these shows.
unreal quarry
thats the best way to stop hackers. always unplug the monitor. cant hack what they cant see
runs away
void void
now, a challenge:
find me the single most accurate "hacking" scene in a (extra points for police procedural) TV show
@cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) The Most Accurate Hacking Scene Ever - length 3m 15s - 125,958 likes, 10,315 dislikes (92.4%) - 8,158,938 views - Kyle Buchanan on 2015.11.27
void void
I've seen that lmao
austere ivy
Pfft only 10 firewalls?
Rookie numbers. I think I'm up to 45 firewalls, maybe I'll install new ones later this month.
start counterstrike CS:GO starts, lol.
"UGH Blinky Boxes" she acts like he's being not very smart but in reality like.. lol
launch CYBERNUKE
LITERAL IMAGES OF NUKES ON THE SCREEN
LOL
void void
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
slow epoch
native badge
earnest tapir
woven otter
@void void have you seen Mr.Robot nub
cosmic raft
not a police procedural
woven otter
there's some form of police procedures involved
woven otter
ur wrong
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Mr Robot Decryption Scene - length 3m - 2,886 likes, 52 dislikes (98.2%) - 236,219 views - Pablo Godoy on 2017.08.21
cosmic raft
woven otter
what are you doing kashike 
void void
being a real one
wide hazel
It's a fun show, though
woven otter
yes
wide hazel
And surprisingly accurate
woven otter
kashike and simple are wrong
wide hazel
There's a couple of scenes and techniques I was a bit iffy on, but suspension of disbelief
cosmic raft
mr robot is not one
wide hazel
The USB malware drop bothered me slightly, only because the USB somehow put an icon on the desktop with no intervention
But then he also has several 0-days for phones
void void
looks at mac
wide hazel
Sooooo
naive bloom
Any of you ever click through the public pastes on pastebin?
People post some REALLY personal information in there.
wide hazel
Yyyep
woven otter
time to harvest crypto wallets
wide hazel
This is why https://paste.egg82.ninja exists
naive bloom
I just saw an entire families address, phone number, and stuff in there
cosmic raft
https://paste.gg :-)
woven otter
both are pretty cool
naive bloom
Oh wow, someone just pasted their playlist
Like a "hot mix tape" style
I don't know why I find this so interesting, It's creepy.
Backstreet Boys is in this playlist >.<
glossy pebble
sturdy sand
void void
PHP Developers, what's wrong with my code ?
// Start encoding IP
$ipParts = explode(".", $_GET['ip']);
$intIp = 0;
for ($i = 0; $i < count($ipParts); $i++) {
$intIp |= $ipParts[$i] << ($i * 8);
}
$obfIpArray = array();
for ($i = 0; $i < 8; $i++) {
$pos = 4 * $i;
$obfIpArray[$i % 2 == 0 ? $i + 1 : $i - 1] = chr((($intIp >> $pos) & 15) + 48);
}
$obfIp = join($obfIpArray);
echo $obfIp;
// End encoding IP
Should return an integer encoded version of an IP, I'm getting a questionmark in the result
static badge
kash 
terse osprey
void void
๐ค
Tried to convert from java version of the code (which is working perfectly)
what data format is your IP stored as
and from where exactly? is this mysql?
Just a simple ip string
127.0.0.1 for example
There's no data storage involved at all
the whole point is having a function that convert an ip string into an integer
I have it in java and it is working perfectly fine, but it seems like php doesn't like me (or I am not used to "typeless" interpreted languages)
ip2long(string)?
and long2ip(int)
Can I know the exact algorithm used by this ?
I would like to decode the result value into java or go
You should be able to find it but this is from php docs https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.ip2long.php
see the simple math prog at the bottom of this, it is likely that http://www.aboutmyip.com/AboutMyXApp/IP2Integer.jsp
Thank you
c is gross with that ifdef shit
lmao
void void
raven brook
twin lagoon
shitfest
karmic solar
how nice
karmic solar
i know
limber knotBOT
is sign exploit patched in paper 1.13.2+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xDODejcM6c ?
(asdf) 2b2t - The Sign Exploit - length 2m - 3,459 likes, 45 dislikes (98.7%) - 97,147 views - SalC1 on 2019.03.07
static badge
we should have a fix for that
limber knotBOT
does somebody know how I can tell intellij that my code uses modern js?
because its stupid
that code runs just fine
GameTypeImpl{identifier=voxelgameslib:TestGameType, phases=[PhaseImpl{identifier=voxelgameslib:TestPhase, features=[TestFeature{test=null}, TestFeature{test=test}]}]}
void void
what the fuck is that minidigger
i know that's vgl but what in god's green earth are you doing
limber knotBOT
well, I thought this wasn't complex enough yet
so i introduced scripting via graal :D
limber knotBOT
you can define game types using javascript
void void
WRITE THEM MOTHERFUCKER
lavish heron
void void
Anyone knows how to use sourcemaps ?
I have a .js and a .js.map but I have no idea on how I can get beautiful code with it
tried a few node packages but they don't like it
woven otter
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) The Future Is Bold - length 2m 14s - N/A, N/A, (N/A) - 292 views - Brianna O'Keefe on 2019.06.08
heady spear
๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ง
woven otter
the money will roll right in
void void
static badge
what's this
woven otter
brianna
static badge
yeah I know
woven otter
her announcement
static badge
oh patreon announcement
woven otter
yeah
strange bane
You're almost at your 50th PR spotted. ๐
void void
leaf is a retard
woven otter
u
strange bane
Billy has 89, wow.
void void
Billy is smart
woven otter
get ur pr game up
unreal quarry
tardy lynx
md-5???
void void
i dont show up on there bc mine hasnt been merged to master yet ๐ฆ
woven otter
@tardy lynx it's from spigot
woven otter
ninja'ed
tardy lynx
oh k
woven otter
get rekt simple
void void
no u frak u bitch
stiff yarrow
you can see when Aikar started playing ark on that graph
void void
mfw aikar has more diffcount and commits than md
oh so does zach
stiff yarrow
@void void for some reason it shows md5 in contributor history and then just stops in 2016
golden gust
if you're looking at the contributors page on gh that's going to be useless
golden gust
From the point the patch system was used you're just going to see commits on that
void void
runs paper patch and uploads to private git repo 
lapis sequoia
Does anyone know how to remove blacklisted items from players inventories easily?
e.g, my players have somehow found an feature I overlooked in a plugin and a few of them are now running around with fortune 5 picks
golden gust
URggh, I wanna spawn in some fake itemframes, but don't wanna go messing around too much
hmph
strange bane
Spawning fake armour stands is very easy. ๐
vivid oyster
Can I get some good host recommendations?
golden gust
I mean, for me it's just, I've not slept and I really don't wanna
strange bane
OVH is good.
golden gust
Pebblehost/ovh
lapis sequoia
๐ญ
woven otter
so paper devs don't ever sleep
strange bane
Item frames are wall mounted so I don't know if you can just spawn them like every other entity? Can you?
electronic seems to be on here 24/7.
golden gust
Seems like it kinda doesn't care, the facing just seems to override all concept of location \o/
unreal quarry
electroniccat takes 15 minute cat naps all day. he never really sleeps
stiff yarrow
@woven otter the only breaks t hey take are for dinosaur games
woven otter
well Aikar is on 5 hour energy,
Z is getting 4 hours of sleep on average
golden gust
I actually really wanted to do polyphasic sleeping
stiff yarrow
.g polyphasic sleeping
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.supermemo.com/en/articles/polyphasic -- Polyphasic Sleep: Facts and Myths | SuperMemo.com: "This article compares polyphasic sleep to regular monophasic sleep, biphasic sleep, as well as to the concept of free-running sleep. The follow-up to..."
golden gust
It's just, too many people around and too much of an adoption hit that it kinda never happened
woven otter
@stiff yarrow is there anyone else that plays dinosaur games other than Aikar
stiff yarrow
I did 
strange bane
This is my hologram.java if that helps.
void void
I've heard of that but I feel like I would probably die.
woven otter
yeah it's pretty hard if you have to be around other people
void void
Just straight up die.
stiff yarrow
I don't know what it is and I'm too lazy to do my own google search
.g what is polyphasic sleeping
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biphasic_and_polyphasic_sleep -- Biphasic and polyphasic sleep - Wikipedia: "Biphasic sleep is the practice of sleeping during two periods over 24 hours, while polyphasic sleep refers to sleeping multiple times โ usually more..."
woven otter
basically you split your sleep in multiple intervals
void void
its when you sleep more than once in a 24 hour period
woven otter
yes
stiff yarrow
stiff yarrow
my mom and her husband nap instead of sleep
its weird
I don't think I could do that
acoustic pilot
it's all about managing that sleep debt
as long as you get your 8 hours per day, doesn't matter how you do it, you break even
woven otter
void void
wtf uberman sleep schedule
stiff yarrow
@acoustic pilot not everyone needs 8 hours too
void void
3 hours of sleep per 24 hours, spread out of 6 cycles
unreal quarry
i sleep when i cant keep tmy eyes open anymore
golden gust
Yeaaaa, I used to do that, used to live on like 3.5ish hours on weekdays
Weekends generally hit like 9-11 hours of sleep
acoustic pilot
It's just how sleep debt works
strange bane
I think programming ruins people.
acoustic pilot
You go days for sleeping 4 hours and on the weekend you'll sleep in for much longer
It's a well understood concept
8 hours is the break even point
unreal quarry
i miss my old sleep pattern, tbh. 36 hours awake, 12 hours of sleep, rinse and repeat
woven otter
was it fun though
strange bane
You may die faster, but you spend more time being alive.
strange bane
Sounds like a real quote lol.
worn ember
i'd rather get 80 than 60 with no sleep lmao
void void
if i just continue to stay awake and sleep at obscene times, i'll achieve the sweet release of death u fuk
golden gust
Takin' 2 long
void void
my doctor said i might have sleep apnea
so if im lucky ill just forget to breathe
like the retard i am
worn ember
just drown yourself in your sleep
strange bane
I had no idea it could kill.
worn ember
did you die yet?
strange bane
Wouldn't you wake up before dying?
unreal quarry
i was in the hospital hooked up to all these machines (for unrelated things) and everytime i dozed off the machines would start beeping real loud. nurse had to tell me a few times "keep breathing"
thats when i realized
strange bane
O.O
unreal quarry
sleep apnea
worn ember
how do you even forget to breathe lol
woven otter
be sleeping
nurse yells: "keep breathing"
void void
me: "breathe you need oxygen"
body: "YoU nEeD oXyGeN"
worn ember
the real question: why tf do 1.3mil people watch this
unreal quarry
i never did
strange bane
That's scary. Any of you guys had sleep paralysis?
void void
that's normal
strange bane
I've never had it.
unreal quarry
if you dont have it then you sleep walk
worn ember
i always sleep with my face down in my pillow, suprised i havent suffocated myself yet
woven otter
yeah I have had sleep paralysis when I didn't know what it was
worn ember
or wake up with my charging cable wrapped around my neck lmfao
woven otter
not pleasant
void void
when people say that, it's when they wake up but still are in the middle of a sleep cycle so can't move
acoustic pilot
having it and being consciously aware of it though, yeah that's creepy
void void
everyone has it tho
acoustic pilot
feels like some invisible force is sitting on you
woven otter
you pretty much start to hallucinate some dark shit
acoustic pilot
no you dont
worn ember
i either sleep or dont
acoustic pilot
at least i never have
worn ember
theres no inbetween
woven otter
well it depends really
acoustic pilot
sleep paralysis awareness was mostly just confusion for me
void void
fact you cant sleep on everest like that
stiff yarrow
@unreal quarry I might have it because I snore loud, I'm told thats a symptom
void void
maybe duck got possessed by a demon instead
woven otter
BytefluxToday at 2:24 PM
feels like some invisible force is sitting on you
that's a hallucination
acoustic pilot
no that's a feeling
unreal quarry
@stiff yarrow have you ever woken up with chest pains?
acoustic pilot
the feeling of being unable to move
void void
oh i know dreams are caused because of lack of oxygen
worn ember
what
void void
999iq
worn ember
its your brain processing shit htat happend lol
strange bane
I thought sleep paralysis was the consciousness of uhm... sleep paralysis?
void void
fun fact snoring is caused by your throat collapsing over your air pipe (whatever that bitch is called) and the sound is the skin flapping while you inhale :^)
stiff yarrow
@unreal quarry nope never
strange bane
"Sleep paralysis is a temporary inability to move or speak that occurs when you're waking up or falling asleep. It's not harmful and should pass in a few seconds or minutes, but can be very frightening."
unreal quarry
the chest pains are a dead give away for sleep apnea. its from holding your breath for so long you wake yourself up. you have no idea you even held your breath, it just hurts for a few moments until you catch your breath
woven otter
any of you had ever been so tired that falling asleep were difficult
worn ember
thats scary as fuck
stiff yarrow
Billy I'm pretty sure people die from that
worn ember
no u
void void
golden gust
/s
worn ember
@golden gust ur a big meanie
acoustic pilot
fairly sure hundreds of thousands of people, if not millions are on constantly on the verge of death from sleep apnea during their sleep
stiff yarrow
I don't think heart attack is the right word simple
golden gust
oh god
stiff yarrow
what you're probably thinking of is called suffocation
void void
It literally causes a myocardial infarction
golden gust
Could you imagine if I came in here and started being nice to everybody?
void void
i had that but it was caused by lack of minerals that i eat like alot anyway they barely meet norms
which is a heart attack
worn ember
true, it wouldnt feel like the internet anymore
stiff yarrow
not breathing gives you a heart attack?
worn ember
it gives you dead braincells
stiff yarrow
Billy did you do anything to fix your sleep apnea 
unreal quarry
does it count as sleep paralysis when it takes my wife an hour in the mornings to wake me up for work and i just lay there not wanting to move or talk?
no, nossr ^_^
acoustic pilot
Looks like sleep apnea causes long-term heart complications and the consequences of that is commonly a factor in deaths attributed to sleep apnea.
void void
depends
unreal quarry
i've talked to a couple of doctors about it and they dont think its that big of a deal. so i dont either ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
void void
usualy apnea is caused by lack of minerals and not sleeping for too long
record your breathing at night billy and give er a listen :3
stiff yarrow
my mom has sleep apnea, she told me she had to get a surgery for it but that would mean time off work so she can't do it or some shit
acoustic pilot
There are risk factors that make it worse like obesity, and other heart-damaging conditions
but seems generally OK as long as you're not at that risk levl
stiff yarrow
yeah my moms obese so its pretty
woven otter
void void
if you are too tired muscles dont work when u sleeping
unreal quarry
i hate it
stiff yarrow
that's real?
woven otter
yeah
stiff yarrow
so you hallucinate stuff while sleeping or waking up?
unreal quarry
its almost like a firework going off in your head. but its not anything like that
its loud, but its not at the same time
woven otter
you hallucinate loud noises
stiff yarrow
is it only loud noises?
woven otter
and that wakes you up
unreal quarry
^
stiff yarrow
is it ever quiet ones?
unreal quarry
imagine, the moment you start to drift into sleep, BAM! loud noise, youre wide awake, but nothing happened
strange bane
What?!
acoustic pilot
sounds fun
woven otter
once it was some electronic sort of buzz that was scary as fuck
stiff yarrow
so when it happens, its never been quiet or normal volume?
acoustic pilot
also seems like some extreme form of tinnitus or something >_>
stiff yarrow
yeah I was going to say it sounds like tinnitus
but the fact that it only happens while you transition from sleep
void void
I have on off tinnitus :\
woven otter
I usually have some bangs as well but once i had a weird experience
void void
Fucking drives me insane
woven otter
I thought I was dying pretty much
strange bane
Everyone does?
stiff yarrow
@void void it only gets worse
woven otter
woke up pretty terrified
strange bane
At least with tinnitus you can easily tell it's not real.
stiff yarrow
@void void were you ever exposed to loud noises earlier in life? like concerts? work place related?
strange bane
A buzzing or firework-like sound, sounds terrifying.
void void
I was once at a range with an M-16 and they said wear ear plugs or ear damage and I was like "lol"
I had ringing in my ears for the next 4 hours
And since then, well
Yeah
unreal quarry
sounds like my drum corps days
stiff yarrow
imagine having 60 years of suffering ahead of you because you didn't wear ear plugs at a shooting range
one time
unreal quarry
"ear plugs are for pussies" hours later "what you say?"
void void
Yeah the best part is we had a whole fucking presentation about ear damage before we went to the range
when u dont sleep whole night and air raid syren test hapens on morning
and my dumb fuck ass was like
"hmmmmm"
woven otter
also imagine being extremely tired and trying to sleep while and when you start to drift off to sleep you experience weird sort of buzzing/vibrating sensation through your whole body
void void
???
stiff yarrow
@void void bro, the most fucked up part about hearing damage is most people aren't aware of the danger
void void
Cause you see fuckers in movies shooting weapons no issue right next to their fucking ears so I'm like "well, maybe I'll have to do that one day let's see"
unreal quarry
does anyone else here twitch as they drift into sleep? like, not little twitch. one big ass twitch that makes you feel like you just jumped out of your own body lol
yeah, those suck too
stiff yarrow
@unreal quarry sounds like tetris syndrome
woven otter
those weird sensations have ever happened to me when I had been very tired
void void
hypnogogic jerk?
woven otter
^
golden gust
sounds like you're broken
void void
Lol
stiff yarrow
I actually have a medical condition with my eyes that has no current medical definition
unreal quarry
like, in high school i would fall alseep in my desk and twitch so hard the desk would make that harsh sound as it scoots across the floor
^_^
woven otter
whom did you mean to tag
void void
any of you ever had bell's palsy
acoustic pilot
The twitch always lets me know I'm right about to fall asleep, but some times it wakes me right back up too
woven otter
have you had woken up from belief that you were going to die in your sleep
stiff yarrow
I'll visualize my condition in an mspaint image, I've had MRIs, countless tests because of this
void void
I just woke up and didn't notice anything, didn't feel different. But I go to class and smiled at someone and they're like "???"
Well, turns out only half of my face worked. So it just looked like one side of my face smiled and the other was almost frowning
No muscle control
woven otter
sounds like a stroke tbh
unreal quarry
at least you didnt drool
golden gust
passes simple his football helmet
void void
A stroke can cause it yes, but I didn't have one
acoustic pilot
that you know of
woven otter
^
golden gust
And no licking the windows on the bus again!
void void
Well, the doctor didn't say I did ๐
stiff yarrow
imagine this is what you see normally
acoustic pilot
@void void did the doctor do a MRI?
stiff yarrow
This is what I see when I move my eyes and only when I move my eyes
golden gust
Not enough matter there to scan
stiff yarrow
fuck
void void
Yes I had an MRI of my brain
stiff yarrow
DISCORD
woven otter
nice phishing attempt
acoustic pilot
then yes they can conclusively tell you whether you've had a silent stroke
stiff yarrow
unreal quarry
you see circles?
stiff yarrow
Yes
void void
They said my brain looked just fine
stiff yarrow
specifically I see 2 of them, fixed in the center of my vision for each eye
woven otter
are they persistent
woven otter
damn
stiff yarrow
but they only appear when I move my eyes
unreal quarry
i sometimes see a V shape in the corner of my vision that flickers. its usually a sign i'm about to get a migraine, though
stiff yarrow
Also get this
the circles are inverse of what I'm looking at
in a dark room they are bright white
in a well lit room ,they darken things
unreal quarry
do you wear contacts?
void void
are you perhaps a computer that doesn't realize it's a computer
unreal quarry
you might have bubbles under them
stiff yarrow
I should mention, these circles only appear if I have eye fatigue, so early in the day they aren't even present
@unreal quarry they happen regardless of wearing contacts
I have them all the time permanently
acoustic pilot
Maybe it's some kind of remnant material from the brand of contacts you use
unreal quarry
maybe you're inner robot is just trying to lock onto a target
acoustic pilot
Try switching to glasses for a week?
woven otter
nothing from the eye doctor either?
stiff yarrow
I've went to see many specialists at OHSU they were all stumped
got MRIs done etc
I've had lasers take super high resolution imagery of my eyes
nothing abnormal
acoustic pilot
well then I doubt anything we say will reveal anything you haven't tried ๐
stiff yarrow
well get this
at my sisters neices bday party
I mention this shit to my sister
and she tells me she has it too but not circles
woven otter
are you an alien
unreal quarry
robots
woven otter
triangles
acoustic pilot
fucking robo family
stiff yarrow
they actually originally weren't circles
it first manifested with just bright white dots
static badge
so you come a family of mutants
acoustic pilot
got a robot sleeper cell waiting to be activated
woven otter
maybe you are the chosen one
stiff yarrow
anyways its actually a 1/10 benign condition
it only shows itself if I move my eyes and only if I'm tired
acoustic pilot
how you know it's benign if doctors can't even tell you wtf it is >_>
stiff yarrow
@acoustic pilot currently benign
acoustic pilot
could be a precursor to something very not benign
woven otter
like eyefloaters but more annoying?
acoustic pilot
hopefully not obv ๐
stiff yarrow
much larger as you can see
that image I made is actually a very accurate representation of what it looks like
they are about that large
and only 2 of them
fixed size rings
one for each eye
I always see both of them if I see them at all
I've never only seen one at once
woven otter
weird
stiff yarrow
one doctor I saw thought maybe in my 50s they might start moving around, if he had to take a guess
they are fixed position currently
always in the same place
always the same size and shape
before they were rings, they were just bright white dots/flashes of light for about a week
then it turned into what it is now
they look a lot like the after image you get when you look at a bright light
they appear extremely briefly, the moment my eyes stop movement they are gone
woven otter
so did doctors just gave up on you
stiff yarrow
basically they ran every test short of a spinal tap
I mean they took extremely high resolution imagery of my eyes and retina
have you ever seen those electron microscope type images
woven otter
yeah
stiff yarrow
it wasn't like that level, but they took some kind of picture similar to that of my retina
to do it I had to have a shitload of lasers bounce around in my eye for a long time
I asked for a copy of the image (I saw it on the computer while I was there) they mailed me a CD-R with corrupted data 
woven otter
because it was supernatural
stiff yarrow
from what they could tell though, there was nothing physically wrong with me, even on the MRIs
the last test they proposed was a spinal tap but that has risk associated with it and since the condition doesn't impact my life significantly I declined that
void void
that reminds me i went to this place that takes photos while you are there and anyway at the end there are packages of how many photos to buy, well there are like ABCD where A is like 4 pics and D is all of them. We chose C and the retard at the desk just puts all the pictures on the flash drive and hands it to me
I'm like okthx :3
stiff yarrow
be a shitty min wage worker at photo stand
hook up customers with the whole set of images
get called a retard
woven otter
well it's simple
tropic flame
Twitter
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) @roguemaru (ana): native english speakers are so fucking weird like yโall just born talking movie language???? wack as fuck (1 day and 12 hours ago)
void void
tweet in english
tropic flame
Maybe... She is not a native English speaker
void void
still movie language
tropic flame
Ok
worn ember
gey
woven otter
bobs
lament kiln
gentle steppe
static badge
weeaboo trash
static badge
simple
if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard
woven otter
well at least he has 1 braincell
void void
i was trying to be wholesome ๐
proper cloud
slim relic
amber lagoon
this server should opt in for the server discovery!
void void
i mean we already get people who kinda but dont really know what Paper is
vestal jasper
imagine having more of them
void void
huggles his blocklist
vestal jasper
mfw still not listed as a contributor 
amber lagoon
@spare venture - do you have an verified server?
static badge
ur not a contributor vic cuz ur a trashcan
vestal jasper
project owner
limber knotBOT
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.
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finite wave
@stiff yarrow Whatโs up with all this boob grabbing
stiff yarrow
oh hey look its Jan again
vestal jasper
I need to snag that emote
vestal jasper
finite wave
@stiff yarrow Iโve watched some more
So itโs either incest of weird boob grabbing ending on a relationship
Like
Wtf is with the viewers of this crap
stiff yarrow
fanservice is a common thing in anime, not all anime have it but many of them do
get used to it
limber knotBOT
yall need jesus
or, in the language of your people, jesus-chan
jesus-chan says: no bad touch!
slim relic
limber knotBOT
please nossr50-kun stop being a filthy degenerate and accept the words of jesus-chan into your heart
stiff yarrow
surely you mean to direct that at Jan
void void
i cant smoke anymore i broke my glass
and i ran out of drugs to smoke but that's a different problem altogether
woven otter
no you're just broke
pure stag
limber knotBOT
I can't smoke anymore, my spoon has a hole
void void
name checks out
woven otter
I can't smoke anymore. I have no lungs
void void
die
woven otter
only after you though
pine slate
carmine hinge
is there any way to get it so that when you load old unconverted chunks the server doesnt just die?
strange bane
"Wrong location! (-194, -81) should be (-194, -80), EntitySkeleton" no-one cares xD
Convert them, @carmine hinge?
limber knotBOT
hi all
limber knotBOT
more than a moment and less than a while
peak lagoon
carmine hinge
1.12 to 1.14 @strange bane
how long does it take to do
100kx100k world
?
which haappens to be
100gb large
๐
strange bane
If you just live with the lag for a bit it doesn't take long to stop.
It'll take days.
carmine hinge
reee
ooh nice the 5000x5000 worlds on my test server only take like a few seconds
it can't be THAT much longer
strange bane
You don't seem to understand the exponential increase of chunks per distance. xD
carmine hinge
/s
limber knotBOT
long, looong maaaaaaaaaaan
carmine hinge
nvm about a few seconds
that world was already largely converted
this other world is taking like 10 minutes lol
actually it's been 10 minutes anad it's only half done
rip
lavish lichen
does someone here knows if this is getting fixed
server runs on 8 gig but whenever someone joins this happens
limber knotBOT
try renting NASA servers scrub
heady spear
I know a command that fixes that
carmine hinge
alt f4
merry talon
limber knotBOT
simple you lazy bum
void void
limber knotBOT
meanwhile I go out of my way to build more furniture for my house so its better
limber knotBOT
so turns out there's a person that spends her time smashing her face into bread
people do some weird shit for attention
heady spear
that's hot
merry talon
ever heard of cake farts?
limber knotBOT
how does it feel to know you're objectively what's wrong with society cityweebstret
heady spear
I like bread and I like faces
so I like them together
I don't like cake, and I don't like farts
so therefore I don't like cake farts
limber knotBOT
I like your mom and I like respecting people but you don't see me being a complete degenerate and respect your mom
heady spear
disrespecting* but fair enough
I don't like my mom and I don't like respecting people, so I will 100% disrespect my mom
But that dumb cow deserves it.
limber knotBOT
I like cows and I like your mom but you don't see me having a threesome with your mom
heady spear
you should
altho you'd probably catch something from that :/ wouldn't wanna wish that on ya
limber knotBOT
sounds like you speak from experience
void void
limber knotBOT
did you break both arms as a kid?
heady spear
I'll break both of your arms, kid.
heady spear
So are you
limber knotBOT
yeah I know
heady spear
10/10 would smash based on internet experience
if you suddenly appeared in front of me I probably wouldn't be able to help myself
void void
i'd smash, but no homo and im wearing socks
heady spear
the socks makes it not homosexual
limber knotBOT
means a lot from someone who does the nasty with his own mom on the daily
heady spear
because if your feet don't touch it never happened
void void
correct
limber knotBOT
sex is no homo but if you hold hands that's game over
void void
yeah that's why im bringing my machete
limber knotBOT
that's that lewd degenerate shit
pretty sure rome fell because two dudes held hands that one time
heady spear
I am okay with guys marrying eachother as long as they don't drink milk from the same glass
That is just nasty and has no place in this Christian country
limber knotBOT
I'm fine with guys having sex in church as long as they don't do piggyback rides
only jesus can give piggyback rides
it's in the bible
the part about footprints in the sand
heady spear
If it's in the bible it must be true
void void
kill all infidels
heady spear
If I see someone eating shellfish I will instantly stone them to death
void void
good man
limber knotBOT
pass the blunt
void void
i'll sell you one of my two pigs in exchange for a single wheat plant seed
heady spear
Also please do remember that you are not allowed to sit where a menstruating woman has sat
void void
jail all menstruating women
limber knotBOT
ah yeah well you should know better than to do that and get cooties
does that mean we wouldn't be able to put men in jail afterwards simple?
heady spear
Menstruating women have issues and her issue is her flesh is blood
she must be locked in a cave for seven days
limber knotBOT
do gaming caves count
heady spear
This bible book kinda sounds pretty dope tbh someone should make a religion out of this
void void
no gaming caves are for the boys
limber knotBOT
idk man it sounds too hard to believe
void void
jail for menstruating women
limber knotBOT
no one would buy it
limber knotBOT
what does the bible say about gamer girls tho
heady spear
They are fine unless they mix their fabrics
if you wear both linnen and wool you deserve death in a pit of fire
limber knotBOT
so basically we need to get twitch to approve nude streaming for the sake of wholesomeness
can't mix fabrics if there are no fabrics
void void
and if you wear polyester then you get stoned on grounds of being metrosexual, sans investigation
stone first ask questions later
heady spear
That is also very true
limber knotBOT
kill them all and let god sort them out
void void
Yeah actually, sounds good. When do we start our crusade?
heady spear
If your teenage sons don't listen to you, then the elder guardians of the town must stone them to death at the gates of the town
void void
perfect
limber knotBOT
either is fine
heady spear
Cyber monday plz, I want to take the weekend off
Also it's slightly inconvenient if we have to stone everyone for working on a sunday, no?
limber knotBOT
yeah but then how am I to get some dank ass deals on christian videogames?
void void
new rule you get stoned if you work
limber knotBOT
we could sell stoning kits
void void
at all
stiff yarrow
I used to smoke heavily but I haven't done that in a long time
limber knotBOT
just send rocks via amazon
heady spear
Everyone should dedicate their lives to the lord tbh
limber knotBOT
GabeN?
void void
the only true profession
limber knotBOT
(^-^) TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT - length 35s - 64,293 likes, 691 dislikes (98.9%) - 3,144,811 views - Uncle Grim on 2012.07.06
heady spear
I am fine with any authority figure controlling every aspect of my life
as long as they call me son
void void
me too
void void
we take orders, and answer in the affirmative with "yes daddy" instead of "yes sir"
limber knotBOT
I hear that if you do real good you can go to the altar and give a special "yiff me daddy owo" prayer
tropic flame
we are the only rational animals who can even think that there might be a "god"
someone (human) had to invent the concept of "god"
someone (human) had to write the Bible, it didn't fall from the sky
therefore, God didn't create humans, humans created God
i hope IRC peeps can see multiline messages lol
void void
i think therefore i am
if i create god, then i am god
woven otter
no simple
limber knotBOT
rams a grenade launcher up @Quack Quack Duckerino Duck's ass and lets off a few rounds.
heady spear
my cats are very religious tbh
woven otter
.kill simple
limber knotBOT
slices simple's limbs off with a chainsaw.
limber knotBOT
I can convince my dog that I've thrown a biscuit to the other side of the garden, I'm pretty sure I can convince it that there is a god and that his name is GabeN
woven otter
im immortal though
heady spear
uhm have u never seen paranormal activity?
void void
paranormal activity is propaganda created by The Unholy Ones
heady spear
dead pepperinos kill living mexicans in bad sequels all the time
limber knotBOT
I'm sorry simple how do you get away with being that stupid
dead people absolutely can kill living people
heady spear
Once I thought there was a ghost in my bathroom but it was just a naked homeless dude shaving his armpits
tropic flame
dead people can kill living people with the diseases their rotting body can transmit
void void
not consciously :^)
tropic flame
what if I consciously kill myself so I can kill someone with diseases though
rain plume
void void
limber knotBOT
what if I blow myself up to also blow simple up
heady spear
the disease is the killer, ur not
limber knotBOT
I'd be dead before the blast hits him and I'd still kill him
heady spear
just like if you stab someone the knife is the killer and you're innocent
void void
at least you'd be dead, magma
tropic flame
limber knotBOT
it's a fair trade simple
heady spear
Knives are evil ๐ฆ
void void
I'm willing to give my life to eradicate you
limber knotBOT
knives don't kill people
tropic flame
death kills people, not people
limber knotBOT
I do!
heady spear
ok prove it
limber knotBOT
you want me to kill simple?
heady spear
yes plz
limber knotBOT
that'll cost ya
void void
.kill \^_^
tropic flame
/kill @e[type=entitiesWithBlueFireOnAvatar]
void void
that's just discord being a retard loser
limber knotBOT
says the retard loser in discord
.kill ^-^
rips ^-^'s intestines and uses them as a skipping rope.
I can't believe you've done this
heady spear
Actually it's not a fire, it's just a a bunch of blue pixels on your screen
It's an easy mistake to make tho
limber knotBOT
not with that attitude
heady spear
Once I saw a picture of a snake and I thought it was real so I ate it
heady spear
Oh, okay. Will that help?
tropic flame
.kill .kill
heady spear
the gagging part is kind of hot
limber knotBOT
feeds God to an angry kraken.
tropic flame
R.I.P. .kill
limber knotBOT
oh no
heady spear
I like being tied up and gagged, but I only do it sometimes
limber knotBOT
I finally did that one thing all of the anime protagonists wanted to do
heady spear
it's hard to do it yourself
limber knotBOT
I killed god
void void
.taco God