general

[austere ivy]

FPS

[fresh ermine]

thats some pretty shitty reasoning tbh

[austere ivy]

this

is

amazing

50

FPS

[cosmic raft]

[austere ivy]

I'm getting more than 10 fps on 1.14

and not a whole lot of input lag!

[cosmic raft]

60 with vsync here

without optifine

[austere ivy]

thanks for fixing , Optifine

kash

[fresh ermine]

that doesn't mean following unhealthy practices is okay and breathing isn't a manual thing anyways unless you fully focus on it

[cosmic raft]

i know, you hate me

[austere ivy]

Howdy

I was going to get my system info I paste everywhere

But my computer is completely frozen

[cosmic raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555469074080202765/577965972518993920/tumblr_p5pka77bI11wlbioqo3_500.gif

[austere ivy]

lol

[fresh ermine]

damn who dat sexy man

[austere ivy]

me clicking at the end lol

[cosmic raft]

that's what i say whenever i see your avatar

[austere ivy]

hypermode activated

now that my computer is unfrozen, this is why this is amazing for me:

hyper klik

my poor trackpad.

my trackpad:

And thanks to the wonders of nitro:

[limber knot]

hi UwU

[fresh ermine]

But youre making a bold claim that no one needs to discuss it

Thats not just you

But im talking about in general

[austere ivy]

[fresh ermine]

p dense ngl so im done with you

[austere ivy]

Okay bye now feel to ping me in exactly 1.2 seconds

.remindme 1.2 seconds @austere ivy

.remindme 1.2s @austere ivy

.remind 1.2s @austere ivy

[limber knot]

kashike, hi

[austere ivy]

.remind

[limber knot]

[-d] [-w <who>] <when> <message...>

[austere ivy]

.remind 1s @austere ivy

.remind 1.2s hello, @austere ivy

[limber knot]

I like how Korobi is an irc bot

[austere ivy]

._.

[limber knot]

of course UwU

[cosmic raft]

lol @austere ivy

having fun?

[limber knot]

i havent forgotten about that thing you wanted btw, just been busy kashike

[austere ivy]

I'm confused, kash

.remind 1.2s tehbrian

.remind

[limber knot]

[-d] [-w <who>] <when> <message...>

[austere ivy]

.remind 12s tehbrian

[limber knot]

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 12 seconds from now.

[austere ivy]

huh

[limber knot]

Reminder for DiscordBot: tehbrian

[austere ivy]

thanks

[limber knot]

Cant believe Hex got upset over a pun though

[austere ivy]

What pun?

[limber knot]

"in general"

the channel name is #general

or is it

not on irc tho lol

[austere ivy]

we're in the twilight zone now bois

[limber knot]

i was on discord when I said it

ah yes, twilight

great show

[cedar spade]

#paperal

[austere ivy]

oh look it's mr. pineapple man

[limber knot]

which MD are you

[austere ivy]

not that one

[cosmic raft]

https://youtu.be/nZXRV4MezEw

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Cher - Believe [Official Music Video] - length 3m 57s - 147,274 likes, 4,960 dislikes (96.7%) - 17,391,155 views - Cher on 2018.10.19

[old badge]

wat

[austere ivy]

yes

yes I do

[cosmic raft]

read the entire name lol

[void void]

@austere ivy https://puu.sh/DCiE0/8d1e469f26.png

[austere ivy]

.. do I believe i life?

[cosmic raft]

read the entire name

[austere ivy]

after love

uh

uh

uhhh

uhhhHH

Time-wise or like

[cosmic raft]

and now see the song i linked

[austere ivy]

importance wise?

I think this channel is superior now

[cosmic raft]

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no

are the lyrics

well, part of the lyrics

[austere ivy]

I'm still waiting for a #macgang channel

[limber knot]

UwU

[golden gust]

Oh god

[austere ivy]

when #take-me-on

takkeee

[limber knot]

there is a macgang channel

[austere ivy]

meeeeee

onnnnn

(take on me)

[cosmic raft]

@golden gust do you like it?

[limber knot]

TehBrian, you dont have to wait any longer TehBrian

[austere ivy]

what?

[cosmic raft]

UwU: new channel

[golden gust]

lol

Just looked inside it

[cosmic raft]

;D

[limber knot]

on irc tho

[cosmic raft]

it'll be worth coming to discord for a moment

[vestal jasper]

the fact that I can't react to the message(s) in #586067405495730215 saddens me

[limber knot]

its either a meme, or rick roll

[vestal jasper]

I want to shitpost

[austere ivy]

@vestal jasper I can't react in LITERALLY ANYTHING

_>

[cosmic raft]

you can now

[austere ivy]

It actually makes me sad but I've just resorted to just posting my reaction in chat.

[limber knot]

Welp, I dont even have to go to discord to see it

[austere ivy]

A bit of a clutter but what else am I to do

[cosmic raft]

you do

the name isn't all there is

[limber knot]

someone said what it was

[cosmic raft]

it is what is inside that counts

[austere ivy]

:(

[limber knot]

Yea, that sounds like what you say to your daughter who turned out ugly

ill check though

[cosmic raft]

:3

[austere ivy]

I'm going to make a joke.

I need some misinterpretation repellent.

;p

[limber knot]

oh, thats great

[vestal jasper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jxn1sqAQ-c

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Fallout 2 - Soundtrack - "My Chrysalis Highwayman" (Wasteland) - length 1m 9s - 1,515 likes, 10 dislikes (99.3%) - 150,857 views - owl95 on 2010.06.08

[vestal jasper]

god this song is so good

[austere ivy]

here's the joke:

[limber knot]

I checked btw kashike

[cosmic raft]

\o/

[austere ivy]

[Misinterpretation Repellent] then why do girls only look at how ugly I am [Misinterpretation Repellent]

[cosmic raft]

@vestal jasper oh yeah?

i have something better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRQhtZDgbAs

[vestal jasper]

pls

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Firefly OST - 18. Cows / New Dress / My Crew - length 2m 13s - 22 likes, 0 dislikes (100.0%) - 9,178 views - Soundtrack Central on 2014.02.12

[austere ivy]

it's a joke it's called a joke it's a joke it's not I am not an incel ok? I am in a relationship thank you very much

[limber knot]

now rick roll is playing in my head

mfw

[void void]

ok incel

[vestal jasper]

ty kash

[cosmic raft]

@void void see new channel

[austere ivy]

[void void]

hehehe

epic

[austere ivy]

still waiting on a new channel for mac gang but it'll never happen

[limber knot]

TehBrian, macgang channel exists

[austere ivy]

you know what'd be a good idea? jail.

[limber knot]

I told you that already

[golden gust]

We don't need a channel to feel superior

We have macs

[austere ivy]

actually, not a jail

[vestal jasper]

yeah you should go to it brian

[austere ivy]

I call it, the "empty space"

[vestal jasper]

here's a space for you: the corner

[limber knot]

macgang is on IRC

[austere ivy]

It's a role and when you get put on it, you're not allowed to view any channel except your own personal channel called "the empty space" but you're allowed to do literally anything with it (you have the manage channel permission in there)

So you can rename it and put emotes and bla bla bla

but you're all alone

in the empty space

and no one else can see it

[vestal jasper]

that's called the life of @static badge

[austere ivy]

and you can't get out

lol

[cosmic raft]

@vestal jasper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8c17upEwM too

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Bastion-Build That Wall (Zia's Theme) - length 5m 26s - 14,728 likes, 195 dislikes (98.7%) - 1,623,611 views - MrMas35 on 2011.08.27

Then the game is to invite the relavent people into that channel until it becomes the main channel

[vestal jasper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Fallout New Vegas Soundtrack - Jingle Jangle Jingle - length 3m 18s - 77,829 likes, 1,895 dislikes (97.6%) - 11,964,060 views - MaddinDS on 2010.06.26

UwU

[vestal jasper]

oh that reminds me, kash I got a song for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n63UbX5kzAc

[limber knot]

is it the UwU song

(DiscordBot) BLIND GUARDIAN - The Bard's Song (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) - length 3m 29s - 49,216 likes, 677 dislikes (98.6%) - 4,706,316 views - Blind Guardian on 2010.03.03

[austere ivy]

it's the OwO song silly

[cosmic raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mBqm8uO4Cg

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) OwO What's This? - length 55s - 95,263 likes, 1,507 dislikes (98.4%) - 1,757,124 views - Dottovu on 2018.08.18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdidzC1wxYo

(UwU) UWU | Stress Relief meme - length 12s - 2,992 likes, 39 dislikes (98.7%) - 45,690 views - Nawnii on 2018.08.27

[austere ivy]

.g owo

.g uwu

.g uwu discord spigot account

huh

[cosmic raft]

stop using the bot to search

[austere ivy]

wait so what's the point of .g

[limber knot]

memes

[cosmic raft]

to be used once in a while

[austere ivy]

ah ok

[cosmic raft]

not for every single search

[golden gust]

To search, but that doesn't mean to spam it needlessly instead of just going to google

[cosmic raft]

you have a browser for a reason

[austere ivy]

I do??

[limber knot]

i dont have a browser, full CLI

[austere ivy]

oh man oh goodness ohw owa

[limber knot]

.g UnU

(UwU) https://unu.edu/ -- United Nations University: "UNU contributes, through research and education, to efforts to resolve pressing global problems of human survival, development and welfare."

lame

[austere ivy]

Be right back I'm gonna do an internet :D

..

never again..

[limber knot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DYWcrfp_dXKM

[old badge]

[limber knot]

rip bad link

[austere ivy]

what

[limber knot]

the youtube link i posted

UwU: dance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFHak21e230

(kashike) Егор Крид - Самая Самая (Премьера клипа, 2014) - length 3m 57s - 425,165 likes, 38,769 dislikes (91.6%) - 143,282,403 views - BlackStarTV on 2014.10.09

i hope it doesnt demand me watching the video

cause im going to play it with mpv

yay mpv

I have no idea what they are saying, but not bad

[tame pendant]

Hi, Im getting an error whenever I try to delete a line from my SQLite databse
Error: https://hasteb.in/ejasarof.sql
Source code directed at the problem line: https://github.com/DrBot7/Ecotalk/blob/91c29b198eeb5fb32f95953eec0dc0fe26c91e55/ecotalk/src/main/java/org/acornmc/ecotalk/Database.java#L52 Googline it I found https://docs.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/sql/SQLFeatureNotSupportedException.html but I'm still confused on what I can do about it
pls @ me

[limber knot]

...

did you actually link a paste to redirect us to go to other places?

UwU: no

bot does that, line length

ah ok

I would suggest not using a feature that isnt support

[golden gust]

I mean, it would suggest that deleteRow is unsupported, you'd need to run a query to remove it from the db seperately

[limber knot]

*supported

[tame pendant]

mm ok so I should like ps = conn.prepareStatement( and stuff?

[limber knot]

orms are over rated anywho

good thing java doesn't have any of those

[austere ivy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHsmaxrvsw0

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Nobody Ever Buys Salt - length 31s - 59,451 likes, 533 dislikes (99.1%) - 942,923 views - Gus Johnson on 2017.12.12

[austere ivy]

nobody ever buys salt

it's always just there by default

how does it get there? no clue.

I've never bought it have you?

I've had a whole lot of people in my crappy life

whose abandoned and ditched me and left me in strife

but I know that no matter how bad the assault

that somewhere nearby me there'll probably be salt

[void void]

yes i have bought salt

[austere ivy]

@void void send proof

[void void]

wtf

[old badge]

[austere ivy]

look at #memes

Also why can't I talk in #delicious-tacos ;/

[old badge]

https://i.imgur.com/qHj0Y5P.png

maybe because of this?

[vestal jasper]

rip

[void void]

.rekt

[limber knot]

☑ Shrekt

[austere ivy]

Seriously?

Really?

Alright how can I get that off ;c

I don't know what I did to deserve this

[merry talon]

oh really

you have no idea

[austere ivy]

No

[merry talon]

.brian

[limber knot]

https://v.redd.it/1n80cxwrinx21/DASH_480

[austere ivy]

I know about that

Why'd I get no-reactions

[cosmic raft]

because you were spamming reactions on things

[austere ivy]

Ah yep, I see now.

Went back to it.

Well I've changed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt6H1gSOx4Q

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Have You Ever Had A Dream Like This? But It's A Piano Dub - length 20s - 23,299 likes, 168 dislikes (99.3%) - 472,474 views - Finn M-K on 2017.12.01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yADrtfAmLTo

(Amaranth) I Can Change - Saddam Hussein (South Park The Movie) - length 2m 5s - 5,324 likes, 322 dislikes (94.3%) - 932,833 views - Clipfreak on 2013.03.28

[austere ivy]

[void void]

[tardy pond]

Hey guys, does one of you know a good server hoster? Any suggestions? Best in the EU or with European locations

[limber knot]

.eta

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

[heavy rapids]

OVH & its subsidiaries

[tardy pond]

Okay going to look

Thanks for the answer

[limber knot]

its no surprise that ovh servers have no real competition

[heavy rapids]

(they only have VPSs and dedis tho)

[limber knot]

but they have so much more

[heavy rapids]

(so you need to manage stuff yourself!)

[limber knot]

why wouldnt you manage stuff yourself?

[heavy rapids]

if you don't know how to.

[limber knot]

why wouldnt you want to know?

[tardy pond]

Im looking for VPS or dedis

Not single gameserver hosting

[heavy rapids]

then OVH's a good choice

[void void]

game servers are scams ✨

[heavy rapids]

I wouldn't call them scams, they allow people with no idea of how to manage a dedi to have a minecraft server that's not realms

and some people just don't want to learn how to manage a dedi

they want to host a server & play with friends

[void void]

they compete on prices really hard, obviously they are cutting major corners

also rip i left ij open at home, now i look like a pleb edtiting one file for 3 hours

i guess for a friend group it might work though

[quasi valley]

imagine nitrado but without them taking 3 minutes to restart a server and not just providing craftbukkit and spigot

[cosmic raft]

kek mikro

[void void]

maybe you just really want to get FastAuthMod.java correct

like REALLY REALLY

[heavy rapids]

a game hoster that does not provide paper?

heresy!

[void void]

this will probably idle for atleast 10 hours

before i get home

[tropic flame]

can't you disable game activity through phone?

[void void]

i don't really care either :D

[tropic flame]

lmao writing an app with only one class /s

[void void]

ez

what is class max size again...?

nvm subclasses get separated to diff class files still

[heavy rapids]

2 GiB

:P

[void void]

O.o

[heavy rapids]

there's no real limit on size

just on # of fields, methods and so on

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/42294998/what-is-the-maximum-size-of-a-java-class-file

[void void]

2nd answer is dope

[heavy rapids]

true

javac ddos'd

[void void]

the latest comment on the second answer lol

like anyone is using anything pre 1.6

i hope

[heavy rapids]

probably a lot of closed source business applications

that haven't received updates in years

but are still in use

[void void]

🙀

you're probably right

rip

[stiff yarrow]

this boost role color is messing with my brain

[void void]

[vestal jasper]

noss you're boosted in my eyes

and not the good kind

[void void]

[merry talon]

lol apple telling everyone they have to put the sign in with apple button above the others

[void void]

lolwat

[merry talon]

classic apple

[earnest stirrup]

How did these people disable the discord notifications ?

[heavy rapids]

wdym

you can change notification settings per-guild per-channel

[void void]

5th hour

[heavy rapids]

that class better be good

:D

[woven otter]

and how many hours have you spent afking

[stiff yarrow]

@woven otter also 5 hours

[woven otter]

he's still afking

good thing CTRL + ALT + L exists in IJ

[woven otter]

gradle is being slow today. Can someone explain

[void void]

yes: you and your computer are retarded

[woven otter]

wow

rude

[void void]

it may be rude, but it's accurate

[woven otter]

no

ur not accurate

ur not leaf you can't call anyone retarded

[void void]

@static badge call him retarded

[static badge]

simple

you're retarded

[void void]

you t oo but can you call him retarded

@woven otter you're retarded

[woven otter]

ur not leaf

[void void]

im bettr

[static badge]

quack

for the price of ur stupid fucking username

you're retarded

[woven otter]

it's @upper flicker fault

he is the author

[void void]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-spongebob-gif-5089933

[woven otter]

I kept it so I can blame Z whenever someone mentions my username

[limber knot]

ok, since I am rewriting VGL, how does the idea of writing gamemodes in JS using graal sound? 🤔

I think that might be worth a try

[merry talon]

use TS

[limber knot]

no, I want actual scripting, then I might as well just use normal java

its not meant for complex mechanics, just to quickly combine and configure existing elements

to have a no builerplate way of defining gamemodes without resorting to JSON

[gloomy sphinx]

I wake up 4am because fucking crows going nuts

I see this

[static badge]

hey look it's a dumpster diver

speaking of course of the later image

[stiff yarrow]

spotted literally 5 years old

[woven otter]

[static badge]

nossr

if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

[stiff yarrow]

this copy pasta again

[stiff yarrow]

[static badge]

ur retarded

[woven otter]

lel

[static badge]

ur still retarded

[merry talon]

does that not take roles away

[woven otter]

nope

[static badge]

ur still retarded

[stiff yarrow]

he has a bot to give him his roles because he gets kicked so often

[woven otter]

^

[merry talon]

mfw

[merry talon]

oh look

no roles

[static badge]

ur still retarded

[merry talon]

nvm

[stiff yarrow]

its actually tiring to kick him

[quasi valley]

ban him

[static badge]

u cannot win against me

[stiff yarrow]

[static badge]

[woven otter]

@static badge do you have a bot that automatically joins this server

[static badge]

ur a bot

[simple vigil]

Does bungeecord work with paper? Or only waterfall?

[woven otter]

[simple vigil]

Does bungeecord work with paper? Or only waterfall?

[void void]

it works with paper yes

[static badge]

I'm not aware of any breaking changes we do

and generally asking the same question twice in 5s isn't going to get an answer faster

[simple vigil]

So why use Waterfall over Bungeecord?

For Paper.

[void void]

why use paper over spigot

[simple vigil]

Okay, Thanks.

[quasi valley]

[simple vigil]

@void void

[void void]

[woven otter]

because it's not bungeecord

[merry talon]

this is cool

[limber knot]

what is to be cool

was it made by vanilla ice

[merry talon]

simple

how the fuck

[void void]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-pinky-laugh-giggle-gif-5505432

[merry talon]

its supposed to be private isnt it

[void void]

i dont know

i find those useful tbh

[static badge]

.g sweepyoface github

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://github.com/sweepyoface -- sweepyoface · GitHub: "sweepyoface has 28 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub."

[merry talon]

fuk off

[merry talon]

btw spot

I found a new thing you can do

[void void]

bruh

[static badge]

oh yes

[void void]

[quasi valley]

https://kennytv.eu/files/lp3b3.png

ah yes

[merry talon]

yes

[void void]

yes

[merry talon]

not my choice

[woven otter]

buttwaters

[limber knot]

hey sweepy do you ever get ashamed of how cringy your github profile pic is

[merry talon]

no

[limber knot]

you should

[void void]

that's epic though

[quasi valley]

not cringy but low quality

😂

[merry talon]

I'll keep that in mind

[quasi valley]

you need em pixels

[woven otter]

imagine being in organization called Buttwaters

[void void]

needsmore.jpg

.jpg

nawwww

[merry talon]

find me a hq version of that image then

[void void]

no command for that video

@cosmic raft can you? :)

[limber knot]

do you ever wake up and thank Odin that you weren't born as sweepy

I know I do every day

[void void]

buttwaters

rip sweepy

[merry talon]

i gotta clean that stuff up

[stiff yarrow]

if we're gonna booly anyone for their avatar its spotted

[merry talon]

its old bad code

[void void]

thank odin

portuguese furball

furball? xd

[limber knot]

I think bullying people for having garbage avatars is a duty appointed to us by the Big Man himself

[void void]

he kinda looks like one

[static badge]

oh yeah that reminds me

[merry talon]

I outgrew the youtube tutorial photoshop logo

if you have any suggestions let me know

[limber knot]

literally anything else

having no profile pic would be preferable

[quasi valley]

just some white noise please

I want to hear it when looking at your profile pic

[limber knot]

I'd be less embarrassed of having a closeup of a baboon's ass tbh

[static badge]

damn dawg

ur gettin rolled

[limber knot]

literally better than the alternative

[quasi valley]

oh no

[merry talon]

have u seen any of spotted's avatars

i mean

[limber knot]

link me one

I'll shit on his lineage as well

[merry talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/273258543132442624/806582efaee8264e0065998d26bc01bb.png

[static badge]

@upper flicker there's nsfw content in this channel

[limber knot]

god damn feral furries get the hell off of my e-lawn

[merry talon]

[static badge]

ur bout to be banned sweepy

[void void]

b&

🍌

[merry talon]

nah

[limber knot]

remember when people used their words instead of emojis

it's like humanity is regressing back to iconography

[static badge]

wtf he's not banned

[quasi valley]

what a shame

[merry talon]

z is banned

[limber knot]

the pyramids were decorated by memetastic lit savages

[merry talon]

look he's gone

[static badge]

WTF

preferential treatment

[woven otter]

Racism

[limber knot]

Fascits

[woven otter]

We should treat everyone the same but we need to treat some better

[woven otter]

look leaves on fire:
https://i.imgur.com/YB2wSir.png

[pulsar wigeon]

looks like concrete

[static badge]

concrete has such a patch

[woven otter]

why did you name it concrete anyways

[void void]

because it's brittle

unlike paper

which is flexible

[merry talon]

but also weak

[upper flicker]

conrete still hasn’t added the rebar feature

So it’s brittle and just breaks all the time

[static badge]

just u wait z

when I'm done with this rewrite concrete will be god tier

[woven otter]

rebar?

[heavy rapids]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rebar

[woven otter]

oh lol

[woven otter]

such an ugly startup log if you don't take out plugins meant for 1.14

especially from FAWE

[limber knot]

Who even uses 1.14?

o/

[woven otter]

some people do

[limber knot]

It seems truly awful

it getting better 🤷

[woven otter]

I'm still on 1.13.2 but I have some clients that are on 1.14

[limber knot]

what the duck

Is it though MiniDigger?

well, its just a server to play around with and for friends

[merry talon]

everyone's been talking about the anniversary of that chinese massacre

but forgetting that today is the anniversary of the falador massacre

never forget

[static badge]

.g falador massacre

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://runescape.fandom.com/wiki/Falador_Massacre -- Falador Massacre | RuneScape Wiki | FANDOM powered by Wikia: "The Falador Massacre was an infamous glitch and subsequent violation of the bug abuse rule that occurred on 5/6 June 2006 in UK time, and 6 June in..."

[static badge]

retarded

[heady spear]

Language and/or content which can be reasonably considered discriminatory

ban leafy

[void void]

lol all the mods scrambling

[static badge]

all the moderators here r retarded

couldn't enforce a rule if it hit them across the face

z ur retarded too

[heady spear]

leafy has the vocab of a 12y/o slavic boi

[static badge]

u have the brains of a 12y/o slavic boi

[merry talon]

sounds discriminatory

[heady spear]

As a 12y/o slabic boi I am allowed to say that

[void void]

12y/o slabic boi
also a weeb

sounds like a "how to fail in life fast" tutorial

[pulsar wigeon]

stop stealing my face :^)

[quasi valley]

=^]

[carmine hinge]

how stable is 1.14.2

[pulsar wigeon]

about as stable as Uranium-235

[merry talon]

[void void]

[merry talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-BbW6zAjL0

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Stadia Connect 6.6.2019 - Pricing, Game Reveals, Launch Info & More - length **** - N/A, N/A, (N/A) - 0 views - Stadia on 2019.05.24

[merry talon]

starts in an hour

[void void]

wut dat

oh bo y

[merry talon]

I refuse to believe you haven't heard of stadia

[void void]

i havent

[merry talon]

ur baiting

100%

[upper flicker]

I mean I’ve heard of it

[void void]

no i actually havent

[upper flicker]

But it isn’t recognizable without “Google” in front of it

I didn’t recognize it until I clicked the description

[heavy rapids]

I haven't heard of it either

but I live on the far side of the moon

[void void]

ill just watch l8r

still havent slept because im retarded

wow look at that TPS slowly descending to 0 (blue line)

[signal yoke]

Time to rewrite NMS

[void void]

looks at cuberite

[signal yoke]

Ew

Mine is better >:3

[void void]

[signal yoke]

Does Cuberite use Korm? I think not

Also mine will support multiple protocols

[static badge]

[void void]

[signal yoke]

[worn ember]

[signal yoke]

[heady spear]

wtf is korm

[signal yoke]

Lol

[void void]

you talking about sxtanna's file format

[worn ember]

corn

[heady spear]

ew what why

[static badge]

.g korm

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=KORM -- KORM - Urban Dictionary: "Gosh dude, my girl friend is a total KORM! I recited Beethoven to her & she was like huh?! #romance#moment#killer#love#gifts. by knightofeden March..."

[worn ember]

oh god

[void void]

i feel like it's this https://github.com/Sxtanna/KORM

[worn ember]

why does that name keep popping up lol

[heady spear]

...

[static badge]

oh god

kotlin

[signal yoke]

Woah, you know sxtanna

[static badge]

[void void]

yea?

hes in here sometimes

[heady spear]

Sxtanna is uh, well known

[worn ember]

i havent seen him in ages

[signal yoke]

Oh, he's here

Totally knew that

[void void]

lol

so...korm turns kotlin objects into special file format?

aka....it serializes?

like what...hmm

gson can do?

😮

[signal yoke]

Yes, but better

[void void]

[heady spear]

"better"

How?

[merry talon]

This is basically a stripped down Json with slightly different syntax

https://tenor.com/view/but-why-butwhy-ryanreynolds-haroldandkumar-gif-8846428

[signal yoke]

It's a mix of Json and Toml

[void void]

IT'S BETTER OKAY

[heady spear]

I actually really doubt it's better 😛

[void void]

SHUT UP IT'S BETTER

[heady spear]

Why is everyone and their grandma making file formats

stop it

[signal yoke]

You forgot the cat gun emoji @void void

[void void]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

https://puu.sh/DCrVg/eaa1862526.png

[signal yoke]

Ew white theme

In 2019

[heady spear]

ew ugly serialization format

[merry talon]

it just looks like yaml with parenthesis

[static badge]

it's because "kotlin"

[heady spear]

Does it perform better than JSON? Because it doesn't look like it's easier to read

[void void]

https://puu.sh/DCrWT/a1f20b7229.png

[heady spear]

Does it offer more features? Doesn't seem like it, considering it's "stripped down"?

[static badge]

probably not I mean it's kotlin

[heady spear]

seems like dumb

[merry talon]

yeah im not sure this is it

[static badge]

anything kotlin is retarded

[signal yoke]

Jeez, you guys really hate Kotlin

Did it hurt you as a child or something?

[void void]

i use kotlin

[static badge]

yes actually

[void void]

but this library is trash

[merry talon]

it was just dropped on its head as a child

[signal yoke]

How?

[static badge]

gave me pure cancer

[signal yoke]

Everything gives you cancer leaf

Because you are cancer >:3

[heavy rapids]

kotlin is ♋

[static badge]

ur cancer

[signal yoke]

no u

[heady spear]

Kotlin is typed diarrhea

[signal yoke]

I thought that was JS... Oh wait

[heady spear]

JavaScript is fine.

[static badge]

js is pretty bad

[heady spear]

It has a purpose, at the very least

[static badge]

yeah it does

[void void]

kotlin to js

[merry talon]

its purpose is to get compiled to

[static badge]

it's called

[merry talon]

by typescript

[void void]

Jotlin

[heady spear]

typescript is the worst experience I've had with a language thus far

it was yucky

[merry talon]

how so

[signal yoke]

I would only use Kotlin/JS for extensions and such, not full websites

[void void]

i happen to know sweepy is a typescript aficionado

[static badge]

sweepy is a filthy fucking web dev

rather be a weeaboo tbh

[heady spear]

Frontend development is ew

[merry talon]

well the thing is

[heady spear]

backend development is yay

[merry talon]

I want to use javascript without using javascript

[heady spear]

use kvantum

for your website needs

support your local developer

[merry talon]

what

the KDE theme

[heady spear]

ew no

the buggy web server with the same name

[merry talon]

An intellectual (HTTP/HTTPS) web server

[signal yoke]

Thoughts on Bootstrap Studio?

[merry talon]

come again neighbour?

[heady spear]

It used to be called intellectualserver lol

because it was used to host intellectualsites

in like 2015

[dapper nacelle]

If you need to test some Java logic really quickly and you have your plugin opened, where do you write it to test it without compiling your whole plugin

[heady spear]

there's the java repl thingy

[dapper nacelle]

?

[merry talon]

https://repl.it/languages/java

[signal yoke]

@merry talon The web IDE thingy

[dapper nacelle]

it has auto completion

nice

[worn ember]

i bet you dont

[dapper nacelle]

but IntelliJ is better

can I do it inside of my IDE

[quartz sequoia]

How did you guys did this what the fuck?

[heady spear]

look ez pz

[merry talon]

probably

[quartz sequoia]

Is this insane commitment or a bot?!??

[merry talon]

thats easy

but it's a secret

[quartz sequoia]

What, tell me

Please 😦

[merry talon]

what do you think secret means

[heady spear]

guys look I am a developer!!

[merry talon]

oh so that var proposal went thru

[void void]

ye ben der a while naio

[static badge]

yeah

[void void]

succ it

[static badge]

it's seriously fucking disgusting

[merry talon]

dum

kotlin is leaking

[heady spear]

I only ever use it in jshell

it's awful in code

[void void]

huggles local type inference

[merry talon]

so do u just do final var

[heady spear]

in actual java you obviously use the lombok var instead

[worn ember]

i can say i'm part of the solution

[void void]

fix it

[heavy rapids]

using var instead of val

[void void]

theyre talking about java

[worn ember]

using anything but js

[merry talon]

java

[heady spear]

LordKorea left their smart in Korea obvi

don't do a dum in here u'll get bullied

[heavy rapids]

@void void https://projectlombok.org/features/val

[heady spear]

ew actual lombok

[static badge]

.lombok

[limber knot]

[03:01:27] <gabizou> fuck you and the lombok horse you rode in on

[heavy rapids]

lol

[void void]

.lombok

[limber knot]

[03:01:27] <gabizou> fuck you and the lombok horse you rode in on

[heavy rapids]

I like lombok. :D

fite me

[heady spear]

Lombok is quite dope, actually

[void void]

Lombok is good

lombok is disgusting you cannot change my mind

[static badge]

oh no

[heady spear]

Lordylord has some good opinions

[heavy rapids]

I can change your mind.

See? This is my baseball bat.

[merry talon]

the problems with lombok are problems with java itself

[heady spear]

LordKorea, I like you. You're cool.

[heavy rapids]

It can change your mind in very damaging ways.

[dapper nacelle]

@worn ember look again

[void void]

also, a look into @merry talon's dotfiles: https://puu.sh/DCsaC/302bf0b016.png

[merry talon]

ah yes

[void void]

You just noob dev

[worn ember]

wtf, are you assuming i can see?

[dapper nacelle]

in the announcements

[merry talon]

https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

[dapper nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555469074080202765/586215538154405889/unknown.png

[void void]

o:

[dapper nacelle]

you sent this

[worn ember]

i swear if you fuck it up i'll murder your family

and your neighbors too for good measure

[dapper nacelle]

[heady spear]

oh no it looks weird

[void void]

oh man i love this https://raw.githubusercontent.com/nvbn/thefuck/master/example.gif

.java

[dapper nacelle]

I clicked the ones you clicked so you have to unclick so restore the balance

[void void]

.lombok

[limber knot]

[03:01:27] <gabizou> fuck you and the lombok horse you rode in on

[merry talon]

its good

but I always forget about it

[void void]

https://puu.sh/DCsdF/51d555764d.png

i enjoy

.

Do you know da wae

[heady spear]

stop it with the 900 year old memes

you have a swedish sounding name, r u a sill?

[void void]

No u

[heady spear]

no one names their kid johannes outside of Sweden

[void void]

Not even maybe

[dapper nacelle]

it's back to balance again

[void void]

@heady spear fuck off you idiot

[worn ember]

owo

[heady spear]

no it's not

[carmine hinge]

1.14.2 stilll unusable? 😦

[heady spear]

@void void 😠 Call me an idiot again and I'll send you to IKEA, son.

[void void]

@heady spear do it

[heady spear]

I'm sure you would like that, you filfthy Swede

[void void]

am goin 2 pass out

[finite wave]

Sup idiots

[void void]

Idiot

[heady spear]

no I am very swedish

[void void]

Don't call me something if youbdont know who i am.

[finite wave]

@carmine hinge I’ve had it running for a while other than the lower performance it runs fine

[void void]

[carmine hinge]

how many players

[void void]

this got heated

[static badge]

[finite wave]

Well only me and friends so 10-17

[upper flicker]

You guys need to knock it off

[void void]

My dad is dead so, say that again. And i swear i am not done.

[static badge]

wtf happened here

[void void]

no idea

[static badge]

I go to make a pr and everything blows the fuck up

[verbal garnet]

schools out i guess

[heady spear]

I just said he had a Swedish sounding name 😦

Sorry. Won't do it again.

[verbal garnet]

I like turtles

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trailsidezoo.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F10%2FTurtle-Survey-BOX-TURTLE-HATCHLINGS9.11.09-025.jpg&f=1

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pixelstalk.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F05%2FTurtle-On-Road-Focus-Wide-HD-Wallpaper.jpg&f=1

[void void]

I like gold fish

[heady spear]

...

[void void]

I'm dead serious.

[merry talon]

me too

[verbal garnet]

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wikihow.com%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffc%2FBeat-Bowser-in-Super-Mario-World-Step-17.jpg&f=1

[merry talon]

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

[verbal garnet]

fish are boring. get turtles

[void void]

I like dogs

[finite wave]

Also using GraalVM @carmine hinge

[limber knot]

I like turtles

[limber knot]

but also

I like trains

[finite wave]

Not the biggest boost but whatever

[heady spear]

#share-your-animals apparently

[limber knot]

I like my waifu

google-chan

[verbal garnet]

trains are cool

[void void]

Why are peoples taking their time to type in another channel to respond with the bot here...

[verbal garnet]

its an IRC bridge, not bots

[limber knot]

no I'm a bot

[verbal garnet]

Well he is a bot

[heady spear]

can we shut that one off

[limber knot]

I did a reverse jappeto

[void void]

.stop

[heady spear]

!shutdown

[void void]

.shutdown

.kill

.kill ^-^

[limber knot]

stabs ^-^ in the heart a few times with a knife.

[void void]

.mutebot

[limber knot]

Shutting down! Thank you for using ^-^

[void void]

done

[heady spear]

oh, neat

[verbal garnet]

^-^.kill();

[limber knot]

Initializing furrybot 9000

[worn ember]

nononono

[limber knot]

what's this?

[worn ember]

pull the plug fast

[void void]

Error: gay

[limber knot]

oopsie I did a fwucksie wucksie!

[heady spear]

omg you said gay

10/10 funny

[worn ember]

UwU

[void void]

[limber knot]

nudges cityweebstret

[verbal garnet]

"pull the plug fast" dont pull buttplugs fast its dangerous

[limber knot]

l-lewd baka!

[heady spear]

omg buttplugs too!!!

[limber knot]

my plug is a special place

[heady spear]

y'all are so funny it's insane

[limber knot]

I once left my buttplug at a ball

[worn ember]

ya'll need help

[void void]

if (message.startWith(prefix + "stop")) {
message.channel.send("Bye"):
client.shutDown():
}

[limber knot]

my prince found me when I was the only furry able to fit it in the whole kingdom owo

[void void]

[heady spear]

does having javadoc open in a separate tap count as research?

because I would like to invoice 5 extra hours for that

[void void]

wai naht

do et

[limber knot]

do it daddy

more bad dragon money uwu

OwO: disgusting

[heady spear]

my ex called me daddy and it was weird

[limber knot]

nuzzles daddy

[verbal garnet]

stop dating your daughter???

[limber knot]

.kill Etna

stuffs a bomb up Etna's ass and waits for it to go off.

don't kink shame -w-

[static badge]

mfw filthy weeaboos

[heady spear]

but she cute tho

[limber knot]

yiff me daddy

[void void]

ok thats about where i call it a day

adios

[worn ember]

its jiff

[heady spear]

what it got neat

[limber knot]

dm me your tentacle collection

[void void]

Calling you daddy? Lmfao

[verbal garnet]

Leaf

[limber knot]

I'd do anything for daddy

anything

anything

[static badge]

holy shit the weeaboos never end

[verbal garnet]

Your a furry

[limber knot]

I can show you my end spotted owo

[heady spear]

he was a year older than me tho

[static badge]

no

[heady spear]

so it was weird

[limber knot]

I have it plugged up just for you

[verbal garnet]

im not a weeb

[merry talon]

these are not weebs

this is something on a whole new level

[static badge]

no these are weebs

[merry talon]

o

[limber knot]

humps spottedleaf

[acoustic pilot]

i didnt know furries and weebs hated each other

[static badge]

not furry 😠

[verbal garnet]

^ furry

[limber knot]

humping intensifies

[static badge]

imagine

[worn ember]

as long as they dont have children i'm good with that @acoustic pilot

[limber knot]

oh shit it's a dragon

[static badge]

being such a weeaboo

[limber knot]

nuzzles dragon

[static badge]

ur typing "humping" into a public discord channel

[upper flicker]

mfw the entire channel takes the bait

[static badge]

z

[limber knot]

he nuzzles

he cuddles

[merry talon]

spot

[limber knot]

but also

[merry talon]

u just typed it

[limber knot]

he gurgles

[static badge]

ur bait

[worn ember]

@upper flicker you want my dongle in your usb port?

[upper flicker]

No, too small

[limber knot]

man fuck you all that was a fantastic pun, acknowledge it

[static badge]

you're a filthy weeaboo

[acoustic pilot]

he has that micro-usb

[merry talon]

z's still running USB A

[limber knot]

yeah but I'm also a fantastic shitposter

[static badge]

literally nobody wants to acknowledge anything you do

[limber knot]

you people don't deserve me

[static badge]

LUL

[limber knot]

which is why I put my time in here down as charity work

[verbal garnet]

Z is usb c cuz he uhhhhhhhh

goes both ways

[limber knot]

for furrytarian work

[static badge]

furrytarian

[heady spear]

I would totally be up for some furry stuff, depending on who asked me to

[worn ember]

what if dino's had leaves instead of feathers

[limber knot]

yiff my mursuit daddy

[merry talon]

go yiff yourself off a cliff

[limber knot]

I'd do it with you just to rid the world of a degenerate

fix your profile pic

[merry talon]

not sure why i need to help with that

it would be happening either way

[limber knot]

I want to make extra sure it happens

[verbal garnet]

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FnWfsyWSYCof8Q%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1

[woven otter]

@merry talon yes let's remember falador massacre

[merry talon]

[limber knot]

no let's remember the day the wildy died

alongside with rs

[verbal garnet]

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.runehq.com%2Fimage%2Fcityguides%2Ftreegnomestronghold%2Ftortoisepen.png&f=1

[woven otter]

yes and let's remember the day it came back

and the day free trade came back

and the release of eoc

[merry talon]

^ that's the real day rs died

[woven otter]

then there's osrs

[merry talon]

too old for me