lol
#general
wide chasm
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nossr
stiff yarrow
what a legend
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u set this up
limber knotBOT
spotted is a furry I have proof
heady spear
Well, so the n word is kinda frequently used here still to this day. It wasn’t really seen as offensive until American culture became a bigger deal over here
limber knotBOT
I have screenshots of his furaffinity account
stiff yarrow
the fact you think I set this up shows how furry doujins have corroded your brain
heavy rapids
spotted are you a furaboo?
finite wave
nossr50 is a weeb
heavy rapids
finite wave
.g nossr50 anime
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://myanimelist.net/profile/nossr50 -- nossr50's Profile - MyAnimeList.net: "Check out nossr50's anime and manga lists, stats, favorites and so much more on MyAnimeList, the largest online anime and manga database in the world!"
finite wave
limber knotBOT
god forbid
finite wave
;/
finite wave
stiff yarrow
Kicking Jan brings me great satisfaction
heavy rapids
lmao
finite wave
@stiff yarrow No hate
heavy rapids
kick, and he comes back. kick again, and he comes back. :D
limber knotBOT
!kick Spottedleaf cancer
stiff yarrow
I'm just hoping one day he won't come back
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hex
limber knotBOT
ah I've missed this
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you're literally retarded
heady spear
Isn’t it awesome that the moderators here aren’t abusing their powers for the lols? Then claiming that it is a verified server and that we should keep a certain standard
vestal jasper
kick me dad
heavy rapids
inb4 braincells
stiff yarrow
nice bait city 10/10
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it's just standard cancer part 1
upper flicker
The moderators didn’t claim we had to keep a standard
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I mean the moment you decide to set a rule you set a standard technically
upper flicker
The only standard laid out was tone down the usual amount of pure trash that is this channel
heady spear
Not even baiting. It’s just kinda amusing 🤷
limber knotBOT
for the record I'm just fucking around with Spottedleaf here and not abusing things
stiff yarrow
city if you paid closer attention you would have noticed a pleb said that
not a moderator
limber knotBOT
just to clarify
limber knotBOT
there is no animosity here, for you kids in the audience
spice geyser
verbal garnet
lmao
cosmic raft
Some people would disagree.
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I mean you're cancer and not funny
heady spear
It was sarcasm btw.
stray wing
Mom dad please stop fighting
heady spear
I think cancer and aids jokes both sort of belong in the no-no zone together with rape =3
If that’s comedy to you then I’m not sure you should either tbf
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I mean he's a weeb
he enjoys shows such as "show me your panties and a disgusting face" or whatever it was
stiff yarrow
stiff yarrow
I'm not the kind of guy who would say he didn't like something when he does
unlike certain furrys
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certain furries 
stray wing
So whose excited for E3 and a new Crowbcat video?
sturdy fulcrum
Sup in here today lol
robust quest
Aids, Cancer and Furries
heady spear
Once again 10/10 funniness
sturdy fulcrum
I hate cats
vestal jasper
banned
heady spear
Gööd jöb ppl ur like the internet version of Amy Schumer
vestal jasper
someone give this retard a table
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damn dawg
vestal jasper
you mad that your table is missing?
I'd be mad too
imagine just... not having one
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vic
verbal garnet
uh oh
vestal jasper
copypasta inc
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ur retarded
verbal garnet
lol
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keep em guessing is my moto
verbal garnet
^
tired heath
heady spear
@vestal jasper I don’t need to maintain my Christian friendly papi fork anymore, I just realized
vestal jasper
gg
limber knotBOT
but muh deus vult
heady spear
It doesn’t add any value besides the non-horrendous code style at this point
limber knotBOT
deus vult my dudes
heavy rapids
if java just made everything final by default
heady spear
Yes. It. Does.
heavy rapids
city you make everything final?
heavy rapids
I like you.
sturdy fulcrum
He removed daddy
heavy rapids
you forgot mydick.setSmall(true)
sturdy fulcrum
No one used your fork anyways
heady spear
See, Jan is funny for real. I think it’s the Scandinavian in him
Uh yes it was very popular
You’re just jealous
heady spear
My two users are better than all of yours combined
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your two users are your two braincells
sturdy fulcrum
You removed daddy tho. Only bastards used it
heady spear
Wait frick paper has more discord members than is now
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explains the cancer
heady spear
I removed daddy because it wasn’t appropriate. Our users only have one daddy and that’s God.
sturdy fulcrum
They can /papi ecloud download daddy back in your fork how bout dat
heady spear
I’ll disable the command because it isn’t needed anyway, they only need the PlotSquared thingymabobber
stiff yarrow
I thought you left your "organization"
ornate spindle
when I told people that they can use /daddy instead of /papi, they've all swapped to exclusively using /daddy
heady spear
I joined back in because PlotSquared needed me
No one knows how to do code reviews and the PRs looked sad
cosmic raft
I love how you still have the nickname I gave you like a month+ ago
finite wave
Idiot
sturdy fulcrum
If they only use plot squares how about you maintain it then
heady spear
Huh
sturdy fulcrum
Oof
heady spear
Maintain what?
sturdy fulcrum
Why don’t u offer it to everyone on the ecloud then
ornate spindle
I probably should make a Lilypad Expansion
heady spear
The source wasn’t available anywhere? And it wasn’t updated to our new API
I don’t know, Iron probably didn’t care enough lol
I refused to make my own extension, so he did it.
sturdy fulcrum
Shame on not caring about your users
heady spear
They’re all dumb
sturdy fulcrum
It’s so popular it’s listed in “other” on bstats
heady spear
They shouldn’t run servers
limber knotBOT
inb4 EssentialsX ships with its own fork of PAPI
heady spear
I should make plotsquared disable papi on startup just for the lols
heady spear
I mean I don’t really care at this point lol, they’ll have to take whatever we give them
limber knotBOT
this is like Tinker's Construct vs Gregtech except literally no reason for it
heady spear
Plugin monopolies are funny that way
sturdy fulcrum
No hard feelings lol
heady spear
Incendo shut down after some kid threatened to take me to court
heady spear
After he accidentally used /plot debugpaste
stiff yarrow
bowing to legal threats from children eh
heady spear
Nah, it as just an excuse for me to shut down my servers
I now save $50 a month =)))
heady spear
Athion is hosting the websites now so it’s all good lol
heady spear
Lol I know
I literally don’t care about anything relating to Minecraft anymore. I am mostly maintaining PlotSquared because it looks good on my github profile
limber knotBOT
excuse me I'm going to take your to court for contempt of plugin
sturdy fulcrum
Rip
heady spear
Not that I’m doing anything, I just own the organization at this point =33
limber knotBOT
your server is illegal because it isn't minecraft enough
vestal jasper
Imagine explicitly violating your company's data policies without care and then yelling at the software maintainer for letting you do it
👏
sturdy fulcrum
But I know papi codebase isn’t the best. Guess that’s what I get for not going to school. Been working on 3.0 which will be more up to your standards
vestal jasper
city monster
standards
heady spear
I mean, the PlotSquared code base is horrible too
limber knotBOT
glances at EssentialsX
heady spear
It happens when you have a bunch of contributions from people that learned to code via Bukkit tutorials
sturdy fulcrum
Nah it’s all me. Any contribution didn’t change much
vestal jasper
I learned to code because of ComputerCraft
sturdy fulcrum
I accept it
ornate spindle
tbh idk what is worse, learning to code through PHP or through bukkit tutorial
heady spear
All of jesses code looks like poop too but people still use it
Like, FAWE? Fucking nightmare
vestal jasper
FastAsyncWorldException
heady spear
Ye. It does make it harder for people to contribute tho
pulsar wigeon
[11:39 AM] Cityweebstret: All of jesses code looks like poop too but people still use it
/s/looks like/is/
sturdy fulcrum
So I won on that aspect
heady spear
PAPI is dope tho. The whole daddy thing was just really amusing to me
People got proper upset by it lol
pulsar wigeon
🍿
sturdy fulcrum
Trust me 3.0 is a complete change and might help me redeem myself
It’s sexy so far
ornate spindle
how many expansions do you personally maintain?
sturdy fulcrum
I’d hit it
limber knotBOT
is it public yet?
sturdy fulcrum
It’s in a private repo so I can focus on development and not criticism just yet
limber knotBOT
would gladly contribute several synonyms of "father" as aliases for /papi
vestal jasper
I wouldn't mind /daddy if there was a permission attached to it so every single one of my users didn't see it every single time they went to run a command
heady spear
Vic included. His players are confused.
pulsar wigeon
did they all start calling you daddy then vic?
sturdy fulcrum
Sad I couldn’t keep it for fun
vestal jasper
they'd bring it up daily
pulsar wigeon
clip just add it as a systemproperty
heady spear
I mean I kind of agree that it shouldn't be there. It's funny, but I kinda get where people are coming from?
vestal jasper
it was neat the first few times then it very quickly grew old
pulsar wigeon
java -Ddaddy -jar paperclip.jar to re-add /daddy commands :^)
sturdy fulcrum
I make an expansion for it so it’s optional
heady spear
It's Minecraft, and it's a free fucking plugin, like calm your tits
sturdy fulcrum
People actually use it lol
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the /daddy command?
sturdy fulcrum
Ya
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what's with people and that daddy fetish tf
heady spear
Don't kink shame wth
sturdy fulcrum
The expansion doesn’t even add placeholders
heady spear
I love myself a good daddy
vestal jasper
leaf ur retarded don't kink shame people
sturdy fulcrum
Literally adds a new alias to the command and that’s it
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vic
if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard
vestal jasper
ur retarded
heady spear
am need to do study for exam on friday but I could also watch netflix
stiff yarrow
Spotted I have to admire how you take time to type that out even though you've done it 5 times before
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do I type it out?
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find out on the next episode of nossr conspiracy theories
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no selfbot here 
heady spear
leafy is too dumb to use any of that
little ingot
heady spear
My professor added this to our course website 🤔
sturdy fulcrum
heady spear
it doesn't feel like this course is necessary for my degree tbh but anyway
at least I get free memes
cosmic raft
sturdy fulcrum
The people who got mad don’t have fathers
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what
cosmic raft
🍿
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interesting
quasi valley
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swift oyster
NANI
coarse yew
fuck
sturdy fulcrum
Can I mention daddy
sand vale
hugs kashike
cosmic raft
The rules are new.
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looks like I can carry on retard on
cosmic raft
:octagonal_sign: In order to ensure a productive and friendly environment, please avoid:
a) Language and/or content which can be reasonably considered discriminatory,
b) Content which is pornographic, distasteful and/or excessively violent,
:oncoming_police_car: Violating any of those rules can result in a warning, a kick, and/or a ban at the moderation's discretion.
is what was added today.
heavy rapids
what's your major @heady spear
void void
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read the ticket
void void
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uh discriminatory
sand vale
oi. city is here too?
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what definition is that
I can use discriminatory language
i.e everyone here except kash
right there
heavy rapids
spotted b&
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and it's reasonably discriminatory by definition
cedar spade
Oncoming police car
heady spear
@heavy rapids Computer engineering.
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well
heavy rapids
and you learn about zoos in contemporary society. 🤔
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last thing I expected was a vague language rule to make sense so 
cedar spade
the kazheek police are onto jan
heavy rapids
you get money for it?
cedar spade
good
heavy rapids
Where can I sign up to learn about zoos in contemporary society
heady spear
We get money for all courses we take
heavy rapids
where do you live?
heady spear
and since I'm only working half time during the summer either way I figured I could sign up for an essay based course, because why not 🤷
stiff yarrow
the rules are up to moderator discretion just like how the police in america work 
ocean ether
here you pay
heady spear
Sweden :p
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heavy rapids
moving there rn, thx EU
soft wing
😮
unreal quarry
gets his baton ready for open season beatings
stiff yarrow
It's furry season
heady spear
I am taking zoos in contemporary society and Special Relativity, so I get a decent amount of money for that
stiff yarrow
cat diddlers beware 
heavy rapids
I majored in compsci but I got nothing for it
heady spear
Like, not a lot lot. But ~$1200 a month, I think?
heavy rapids
except for my degree ofc
stiff yarrow
did you try the thing called employment
heavy rapids
shhh
heady spear
I wanted to do computer science but almost all comp sci programmes here are just software engineering with calc 1 lol
heady spear
so in order to actually learn anything you pretty much have to do computer engineering
sturdy fulcrum
You don’t need anything to learn
heavy rapids
well, compsci at my uni was just theoretical computer science
- loads of maths credits
wraith oracle
@static badge people tend to think the word discrimination has a negative meaning due to it being used when talking about topics such as racism
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they're retarded
heavy rapids
good luck with your studies
wraith oracle
So, is the wording vague? Yes. Will people understand it? Mostly sure
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and if we really wanna get down to it it's likely due to an incident which occured today
heady spear
I fucking hate 1.14.
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and if you look at that scenario discriminatory language wasn't used
rather a racial slur was
heady spear
This is half of the update of half of a plugin. So like 1/10th of the actual code base. Fuck NMS.
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so this new rule is just written retardedly for what it's trying to communicate
like if u wanted to ban racism just say it
stiff yarrow
src/main/java/xyz/ 👀
heady spear
Yes, nossr?
cedar spade
inb4 "no backseat moderating" rule
wraith oracle
It is generalized, racism isn't the only way to be negatively discriminatory towards someone
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doubt
heady spear
Is using the n word out of context racism?
stiff yarrow
if you use it at all I'm gonna ban you 100%
wraith oracle
Lol
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why do you think I'm not using it :>
stiff yarrow
if you want to have a discussion on the n-word go have it somewhere else
sturdy fulcrum
What if you replace r with a and you wear a fitted hat to the side
wraith oracle
The epitome of society
heady spear
clip is asking important questions
ocean ether
what if:
stiff yarrow
I've never had the urge to use the word or discuss it on a dev oriented discord, I'm sure you guys can control yourselves
🙄
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I never said I had a use for it
sturdy fulcrum
I don’t use it irl
heady spear
I don't speak English that often irl
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I just really love to point fun at how people get really upset at its use
heady spear
not since I graduated from high shool, at least
cedar spade
Several people are typing...
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irrationally so
vestal jasper
Several people are typing...
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it's the perfect bait
unreal quarry
.typing
limber knotBOT
heady spear
Not that I used the n word in high school either 🤔
sturdy fulcrum
I have kids to be a role model for
heady spear
I am a role model to all kids
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role model of what not to be
sturdy fulcrum
Idc about anyone else’s kids
heady spear
leafy go hide somewhere
worn ember
@sturdy fulcrum its ok daddy 😉
ocean ether
Chinese_Marc is typing....
heady spear
clip is my daddy, get your own
stiff yarrow
I think empathy for other humans is pretty normal
heady spear
This 100% isn't about empathy
bold zephyr
lmao
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I told you it's the perfect fucking bait
heady spear
For being really dumb leafy isn't that dumb
fallen oracle
Didn't k9lego used to be in this Discord?
cedar spade
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) no u - length 20s - 126,918 likes, 586 dislikes (99.5%) - 1,282,479 views - narpy on 2018.06.18
sturdy fulcrum
😂😂
sturdy fulcrum
Help him
heady spear
no
I don't help people, I just watch them suffer
Watching them suffer without causing the suffering isn't bullying
sturdy fulcrum
No compassion
heady spear
nO emPathY
worn ember
if i shoot someone thats suffering is it empathy?
heady spear
that's euthanasia
sturdy fulcrum
U need a gun to do that
sturdy fulcrum
Lol
unreal quarry
straw and paper, too
sturdy fulcrum
I think the arrow would be painful
heady spear
Like, if I was suffering and someone shot paper at me I wouldn't feel better, I don't think
unreal quarry
sturdy fulcrum
I hope with these new rules you guys stop bullying tehbrian
unreal quarry
placid thicket
Whoa, someone apparently crossed the line. What happened? Can only find people talking about it
red tide
anyone has a suggestion for a good cheat detecion on 1.14.2?
heady spear
oh yay let's talk smack about someone who isn't here to defend themself :3
sturdy fulcrum
😢
heady spear
i'll tell the teacher that ur mean
unreal quarry
@red tide /stop is pretty effective. cant cheat if you cant join 
void void
red tide
sounds like a good idea maybe i just use /maintenance then i can play at least
placid thicket
What if I agressivly bully myself?
heady spear
only @potent warren is allowed to do that
void void
:⭕
void void
echs dhee
crystal compass
Echo off
void void
crystal compass
Aw shit no pornographic content
Where else am i going to find old grandma pics 😦
LOL
stiff yarrow
Barty don't act like you're above his level
heady spear
he's like 13....
stiff yarrow
You're easily Brian level
crystal compass
Whos brian
heady spear
our second favorite republican
stiff yarrow
Brian is only one I patreon sub to
Yeah you're probably below his level now that I think about it
undone sedge
stiff yarrow
It's more your unnatural obsession with him that lowers you
potent warren
@heady spear ??
heady spear
hi bby
nossr does too but I am not obsessed with him
no jk I love nossr because he can ban me and he's scary
Brian is cool 🤷 I really don't mind him.
unreal quarry
everyone just needs to calm their tits. for real, if no one's had to correct your actions before those rules were posted, then the rules were not posted because of your actions. carry on like normal, please
heady spear
He has some extremely dumb opinions, but he is at the very least able to argue his point.
Ban billy plz he used 'tits' in a sentence and I don't like them
unreal quarry
everyone loves tits
heady spear
ok well then you can't band yourself either so that sucks
I always wanted us to go together 😦
stiff yarrow
I only booly'd you to get information about your organization
since it was genuinely baffling to me
heady spear
I wish you were here so I could smack you with a mushy banana
stiff yarrow
I may have been a bit too hyper focused on your needless organization
maybe I should start an organization that does nothing to compensate
stiff yarrow
just come watch anime with me and spotted so we can be friends
heady spear
fuck no
small carbon
Gotcha lmao
verbal garnet
gtfo outa here with this profanity you crusty fuckers
i have no cream so i must drink my coffee black
today is a sad day
unreal quarry
coffee gives me the hershey squirts
heady spear
Black coffee is not the best. It gives me bellyaches and it tastes like poo poo
Coffee with a tiny splash of almond milk is the best
deep shoal
is it okay to call a bukkit event from within a different thread?
heady spear
No sugar tho. Sugar and coffee do not belong together.
French pressed coffee is best black
but I don't like drip brewed black coffee, it just doesn't taste right
also gtfo with those damn coffee pods, ew gross
stiff yarrow
I have never had fancy black coffee, just the cheap coffee drip kind
pulsar wigeon
i just got back, what's this about tits
verbal garnet
i avoid sugar as much as possible, especially in coffee. cream helps reduce the acidity and makes it taste soooo goood
heady spear
A good espresso is neat-o
vestal jasper
pulsar wigeon
fuck, missed out on tits
verbal garnet
CAT
heady spear
birds r scary
deep shoal
that's an awesome photo
vestal jasper
heady spear
I really don't like birds. They freak me out.
fresh ermine
I wanted a pet bird but i own 3 cats
heady spear
The best animal is a smol ball python
stiff yarrow
cream changes the flavour of coffee
heady spear
Or any python tbh
vestal jasper
He loves birds
pulsar wigeon
one of my sisters has a gecko and a ball python
verbal garnet
nossr Thats the point!
fresh ermine
I have a bearded dragon
stiff yarrow
@verbal garnet I use creme if the coffee tastes bad
fresh ermine
Here she is
heady spear
but I don't want to have a bunch of insects in my apartment 😐
I'd rather have some frozen mice laying around lol
stiff yarrow
snakes are boring ass pets tbh
fresh ermine
Fair, i literally breed bugs inside my house for her
vestal jasper
"He loves birds" as in he'll literally try to jump through a closed window to chase after the ones outside.
verbal garnet
i dont think black coffee tastes bad, but just not as good
fresh ermine
Most people dont like the idea of that lol
heady spear
they eat a decent amount of fruits as adults tho, don't they?
That's the only thing keeping me from getting a lizard lol, I fucking hate bugs with a burning passion.
fresh ermine
Yeah they do, they switch from a lot of protein to a lot of fruits and veggies
verbal garnet
i use a french press and use okish quality beans
heady spear
Snakes are neat because they never eat and when they eat, they eat mice. Ez pz.
fresh ermine
But still gotta eat bugs every few days
When theyre younger tho... they are literaly blackholes for insects
heady spear
Also, only feeding the snek once a week 😛
verbal garnet
2 years ago for me
fresh ermine
And shed easily go thru 40-60 crickets
heady spear
nossr, they're everywhere here 😛
heady spear
Pythons can be horrible though, sometimes they refuse to eat for months and it's a pain in the ass
verbal garnet
would reccomend
verbal garnet
@thick iron no homo but who is that in your avatar, I ask for very no homo reasons
heady spear
how social is your beardie?
fresh ermine
Very social
She loves watching shows and me mess on my pc
@verbal garnet lil peep dw he makes me feel homo
heady spear
I've only really heard good things about beardies tbh
verbal garnet
is he the one that died or was that somebody else
fresh ermine
Honestly really great pets for beginners who want to get into reptiles
Mhm
I volutneer at a reptile rescue so i see a lot of reptiles
stiff yarrow
brb buying one of these
heady spear
had a friend with a really angry iguana
verbal garnet
now thats a coffee maker
fresh ermine
Ahahah
heady spear
They are just angry green claw machines
stiff yarrow
idk if its ever worth it to spend that much on coffee tho
fresh ermine
Theyre actually really common in the shelter im at
Because people buy them thinking they have a cute little lizard
heady spear
they are really cool looking so that doesn't surprise me
fresh ermine
Until they end up with a5+ft killing machine
heady spear
There are some pretty affordable espresso machines, that work decently
ocean ether
n i c e
heady spear
like, you can get a good one for ~$150
Anyway, back to reptiles. People do that shit with snakes too
They don't know what they're getting into, and all snakes are cute and smol when they're young
fresh ermine
Heres one of my fave videos of her
stiff yarrow
barely move
fresh ermine
Yep i deal with snakes a lot too
fresh ermine
Another thing with reptiles which i try to really push is for the love of god avoid pet smart or the likes when buying reptiles
heady spear
Pythons are kinda boring tbh, they don't do anything. But they're cuddly :p Corn snakes are kind of like floppy danger noodles, they're more fun
Ye, but that pretty much goes for all pets tbh
fresh ermine
Yeah it does but they really have a market on reptiles
heady spear
Pet stores are horrible and the pets are often in really poor condition when you get them
fresh ermine
I always buy from breeders now
More expensive but
They also know literally everything about the animal you are buying
heady spear
Worth it tho
fresh ermine
Yeah
heady spear
Ye. It's neat being able to contact them with any concerns
You don't need to know squat to work at a pet store 🤷
fresh ermine
Yep, and some people think buying them saves them but in reality it just makes the stores continue cus theyre still getting $$
Its a real fucked situation tbh
heady spear
If you want to save an animal, get a rescue
Some reptile breeders are kinda fucked tho. It varies greatly
fresh ermine
As someone who works at one yeah 100% we always have a variety of reptiles
Yep definitely
heady spear
Like, some really do just see the reptiles as a source of income and it sucks
fresh ermine
One thing ive learned about the reptile community is a lot of “professionals” play by their own rulebook they made over the years
heady spear
There's a looooooooooooooooooot of money to be made tho
if you manage to get expensive morphs then you can make a shit tonne of casherinos
fresh ermine
Like theres a big divide of people who say coconut shells are perfectly fine for your beardie, and people who say your besrdie could die if you arent careful enough with it
Oh hell yeah
Pure White (zeros) go for like 1K
finite wave
heady spear
All reptiles are hella expensive over here tho
finite wave
Hmm
heady spear
Most of the time it's cheaper to leave the country to buy them :p
heady spear
Sweden 😛
fresh ermine
You know id never imagine a big reptile market over there lol
stiff yarrow
@heady spear yeah I've never seen a good pet snake so far, all the ones I've encountered have been sloths disguised as snakes
heady spear
Well, not just reptiles. The same deal with alcohol and electronics, lol
finite wave
Alcohol is cheaper in germany for us too
heady spear
next time we go for an alcohol run to germany I'll stock up on snakes 😛
finite wave
Electronics are cheaper elsewhwre too
fresh ermine
Alcohol is cheap in america because we sell dirt alcohol lmfao
stiff yarrow
what country are you in Jan
heady spear
ye I force my friend in the UK to buy shit for me lol
finite wave
Hit me up if you drive through fyn, i want some alcohol. Might be after the summer first though
heady spear
Some people here have dedicated rooms for storing alcohol
they rent vans, go to germany and stock the hell up
fresh ermine
Is that not illegal
finite wave
Well
heady spear
it's kinda funny. Great people to know too, because they sell the shit for cheap
red tide
sweds...
finite wave
We sign papers in Paper saying we won’t bring it back
fresh ermine
That seems like it would be so illegal lmao
finite wave
Germany*
pulsar wigeon
it's illegal if you don't pay VAT probably Kappa
finite wave
Nana it’s legal
heady spear
Nah, you can just bring shit across the border here
perks of living in the EU, I suppose 😛
finite wave
Well you gotta sign the Papers for that cheap alco though
fresh ermine
If i went to canada and tried bringing alcohol back theyd probably ask to search my whole car and keep me at the border for 3+ hours
Lmfao
finite wave
Lol
finite wave
Well we only just got border control
heady spear
Our border controls are silly tho
finite wave
And they don’t care unless you are blackish
fresh ermine
Ours are idiots mainly lol
stiff yarrow
Canada border patrol is more likely to give you shit than the US side I think
Canada has such strict borders
finite wave
Ours was mostly for immigrant stopping
heady spear
It's really funny when going to other scandinavian countries tho
like no one fucking cares
fresh ermine
The US Side gives a shit about immigrants thats why
finite wave
Cares about what City
fresh ermine
And big drugs
heady spear
I could bring half of norway with me home and no one would mind
finite wave
Yeah but u won’t
stiff yarrow
are we still talking about the canadian border @fresh ermine
fresh ermine
You said the canada border is lax
heady spear
We recently started worrying about immigrants now tho
pulsar wigeon
yea we get tons of canadian immigrants here Kappa
finite wave
We started worrying when Sweden got overrun
pulsar wigeon
are you racist city
heady spear
Yes extremely
pulsar wigeon
good
finite wave
And all the immigrants came to take our free education and money for themselves
heady spear
Well, so we had a no-border border policy
but then everyone suddenly realized that it wasn't a good idea
fresh ermine
America and Canada work together to secure the border tho
heady spear
and now we have border again. 10/10 social experiment
fresh ermine
Thats what i was saying
heady spear
The messiest border to cross is the one between Norway and Russia
stiff yarrow
Canada has such strict border control man
fresh ermine
What about Hong Kong and China
heady spear
it's kinda hard to get into the russian side unless you have a workers permit
heady spear
Same country according to China*
stiff yarrow
Chinas map of the world is pretty funny
limber knotBOT
lets not even start talking about China and ROC...
stiff yarrow
games get banned for being historically accurate in China
heady spear
The UK sorta gave Hong Kong to China and China sorta promised that Hong Kong would remain independent and then they were like nah man fuck that
pulsar wigeon
i mean, HK is reasonably self-governing
limber knotBOT
s/is/was
Correction, <DiscordBot> <13wizjany> i mean, HK was reasonably self-governing
The UK had a 99 year lease for Hong Kong, no?
heady spear
ye
limber knotBOT
So they gave it to China as in they gave it back
heady spear
It's not gonna be self governing for long
heady spear
HK used to a really big economic power in the region, less so now
pulsar wigeon
they want the gambling taxes tbh :^)
heady spear
so China has no reason to care anymore
fresh ermine
Thats why those riots happens a few years ago in HK, they tried messing with hong kongs elections
heady spear
Tbh it won't be long until China takes complete control over HK
and no one will do anything about it
fresh ermine
Another big thing about HK and china tho
limber knotBOT
"China dont care"? didn't they recently stop a student protest and arrested dozens of people?
heady spear
Aren't HK news broadcasts in mandarin now too?
fresh ermine
Is HK people recognize the tiananmen square madsacare
China dont care in the UK deal phoenix
HK is supposed to be left alone by china until like 2027
But china doesnt care
limber knotBOT
ah, I see, that's what you mean xD
heady spear
Shenzhen has become a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge player in the tech industry
It's still crazy to me how a country can have several different spoken languages, and how that even works out
Belgium is freaky with their French/Dutch split
limber knotBOT
you mean like in the US? xD
heady spear
China has like 900 different languages
Well, English is pretty universally spoken in the US, isn't it?
limber knotBOT
I doubt all of them are different languages... more like dialects
large parts speak Spanish I would assume
heady spear
it was clearly not a real number
heady spear
Well, they do have a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
limber knotBOT
also the EU also has several official languages and all official documents are published in all member state languages ;)
heady spear
The EU isn't a country
fresh ermine
South Korea is pretty up there with the whole ordeal of them allowing a boat of 400+ students to just kinda sink with shitty rescue efforts
hot gorge
"Dialects aren’t languages I think" correct
limber knotBOT
also China isn't a country either, it's a dictatorship that is only held together by force
hot gorge
I don't think that's correct
limber knotBOT
runs faster
fresh ermine
Have yall seen the video of that guy going around china asking people what day it is
limber knotBOT
the UN is a joke nowadays
heady spear
I mean, China is huge so it makes sense. There's cantonese and mandarin, different tibetan languages, different mongolic languages etc
fresh ermine
No no one is executed but you can tell the majority think hes a gov entity
Trying to look for people
pulsar wigeon
yea city, and the US has/had hundreds of indigenous tribes
heady spear
China has over 300 living languages.
fresh ermine
Tbf if you go into native american languages that are used in the US
You open up a lot of languages
heady spear
I guess it also depends on if they also speak Mandarin
fresh ermine
And most are still used because of reservations
pulsar wigeon
so the question is whether we want to count
heady spear
I wonder what percentage of chinese people actually speak mandarin
pulsar wigeon
- how many languages are needed to cover everyone
- how many languages can be spoken by current people
which are completely different
fresh ermine
i saw a video not too long ago that showed a graph of hong kong people and wether they determined they were hong kong or chinese
in nationality
it was super high at first, and started dropping a lot
and now its shooting back up fast
heady spear
pulsar wigeon
According to the 2010 edition of the Nationalencyklopedin, 955 million out of China's then-population of 1.34 billion spoke some variety of Mandarin Chinese as their first language, accounting for 71% of the country's population
fresh ermine
people slowly started identifying themselves as chinese in hong kong
but then china did the whole election thing
lol
heady spear
It was kinda the same deal with Russian in the USSR. A lot of people spoke some Russian, because they had to
But the dialects are kind of extreme. Some variations are veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy different
finite wave
Russian looks ugly
limber knotBOT
probably like german and swiss german: if they don't want to you can't understand them xD
fallen jungle
Helloo Jan
heady spear
@finite wave Отвали!
fresh ermine
found one graph
this is a rate of how much someone considers themselves chinese vs hongkongian
heady spear
It makes a lot of sense that the younger generation wouldn't consider themselves Chinese
fresh ermine
i think a big thing is the massacare because HK still recognizes it and doesn't hide it, and younger people definitely look at that for an example
limber knotBOT
probably why china did what they did... they feared bigger student protests
heady spear
But the way China and HK are governed, are so extremely different as well
heady spear
Yep. It's not a dictatorship to begin with
fresh ermine
I mean they allow people to hold vigils over the massacare in HK which would NEVER happen in china
limber knotBOT
is it really? isn't hk governed by "democratically" elected officials now that are loyal to the communist party
(btw. it's pretty ironic that you guys discuss this via a service provided by an almost chinese company...)
fresh ermine
i read something about HK phasing out their neon signs too which is sad :(
but they were liabilities
heady spear
Carrie Lam was the Beijing-favoured candidate, wasn't she?
fresh ermine
because theyd have people hanging like 20 pound signs 10 feet into the street
heady spear
I am not saying life in China is horrible by any means. I couldn't tell you, as I only have a very western view of it
At least they take animal conservation seriously 😄
fresh ermine
i thought china was the one that goes out and kills dolphins and elephants for their "rare" medicine
or was that a joke
ahahah
heady spear
The chinese people, not the government :p
heady spear
The panda conservation efforts are kinda insane
acoustic pilot
it's japan and norway that does all the whaling
fresh ermine
ah
pulsar wigeon
who tf kills pandas
heady spear
However, China did lift their ban on the use of tiger parts
heady spear
It's not so much that they're getting killed, but their entire habits are destroyed
pulsar wigeon
conservation efforts of pandas have nothing to do with like, poaching
it's that they're too lazy to fuck and their forests are getting razed
fresh ermine
tbf most of the time its the focus so i just assumed that which was silly
heady spear
Pandas migrate between different areas to find different types of bamboo, as the bamboo they can eat is seasonal
fresh ermine
overhunting
fresh ermine
i just automatically defaulted to thinking it was overhunting causing it lmao
heady spear
They can't digest the bamboo though, which is why they have to eat so damn much.
pulsar wigeon
yea
heady spear
It's their only source of nutrition tho
pulsar wigeon
it's like koalas and eucalyptus
except koalas are too evolutionarily simple to eat anything else
heady spear
and since the bamboo is going bye bye, they starve to death.
fresh ermine
man imagine if sloths had ivory horns or something
pulsar wigeon
pandas are actually omnivores like other bears
fresh ermine
they would've been gone years ago
heady spear
Pandas could eat anything
pulsar wigeon
they just don't eat other shit
heady spear
Pandas don't deserve to live and that's fact.
They are too dumb to live. The only reason they're alive is because we think they're cute
pulsar wigeon
koalas are dumb but it aint their fault
they literally evolutionarily came to be because eucalyptus was taking over the whole continent
tardy lynx
why does lava look like this lol?
pulsar wigeon
and the only thing that could drive it back were koalas which evolved to survive eating literally poisonous, compeletely non-nutritious leaves
so they are dumb as fuck cuz literally the only thing they have energy for is eating more
fresh ermine
can't they legit not recognize if eucalyptus leaf is on the ground and not in a tree
as in they will only eat them off the trees
heady spear
btw fun fact but we killed all of the beavers in Sweden because of their anal gland juice and so we had to import new ones from Norway
worn ember
Panda: exists
Also panda: exists
fresh ermine
the only knowledge of marsupials i have from being in america are opossums
and those fuckers are something else
worn ember
just because you're dumb doesnt mean you're not allowed to exist. Who else will play fortnight
fresh ermine
i remember walking home one day and i literally walked into a opossum that was hanging in a tree
like my face made full contact
heady spear
they are freaky
We don't have any weird animals here so that's dope
The coolest thing I've seen is a wolf, I think
elks are pretty dope tho I suppose, but they're hella scary
fresh ermine
theres elk in the upper parts of my state since it juts into canada
heady spear
they can be nasty fuckers
and they're also really big
and will charge at you for no reason 😠
fresh ermine
ive only ever seen one and it was while i was in a car and i was thankful for that
🙏
cosmic raft
what state is that @fresh ermine
fresh ermine
Michigan
heady spear
We had a bunch of them in the forest I used to run in and they would scream at you
fresh ermine
if you go to the upper part of michigan you might as well call it Canada-Lite
heady spear
I also walked right into one together with her baby, when I was walking my dog
was kinda convinced that I wouldn't make it home that day
fresh ermine
do you have coyotes in sweden?
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Coyotes Screaming - length 60s - 126 likes, 26 dislikes (82.9%) - 182,584 views - SandylovesGunner on 2009.09.01
heady spear
Boars have a nasty scream too
fresh ermine
imagine camping in the woods by yourself and you just start hearing that
100% fuck that situation
heady spear
they're also fucking horrible, like boars will 100% fuck you up
Y'all have mountain lions tho. They're freaky af
fresh ermine
ive heard of wild boars being dangerous as fuck
heady spear
They are
Like, 100% get the hell out of there if you ever get close to one
There are a tonne of them near Stockholm, and they fuck your gardens up lol
heady spear
It's such a wild concept to me
I've watched a tonne of videos of cougar encounters lol
fresh ermine
a bunch of them were released from zoos and another big factor is that breeding grounds are two states over
heady spear
like people just walking, minding their own business, while being stalked by a giant fucking cat
fresh ermine
if i ever spotted a cougar id shit myself honestly
normally you only see a cougar when they finally want to be seen too
heady spear
idk we have none of that shit here
like yeah you'll run into a wolf from time to time
but they're harmless tbh
My grandpa ran into a bear when fishing once, but they're not even that big
fresh ermine
cougars stalk / hunt their prey in the way that they keep hidden until they know for sure its a good attack
heady spear
We only have moderately sized brown bears here
fresh ermine
ive seen some big bears in my state
but i think america / canada has the hold on big ass bears
lol
heady spear
yeah no that's my point, we don't have grizzly bears here 😛
there aren't even polar bears here so like
golden gust
You know, think I saw a movie like that
fresh ermine
polar bears can fuck you up
golden gust
I forget the plot, I think it started with this guy coming over to fix a boiler
heady spear
Sweden sucks. We're not even in the fucking polar circle 😠
fresh ermine
id say they are worse than grizzlys lmfao
heady spear
Polar bears are 100% worse
they have no natural predators
they'll just kill whatever they want to kill
golden gust
"it moved, kill it!"
fresh ermine
funny how white fur makes it seem so innocent lol
fresh ermine
and then you start focusing on its ginormous claws
pulsar wigeon
with seal blood
golden gust
Well, yea, but most people see animals these days in the "cleaned up" tv ways
worn ember
@golden gust sounds like the start of a porn
"i'm here to fix ya boiler"
half naked mom opening the door
heady spear
There are polar bears in Svalbard tho, and you can get there with flights from Norway
I kinda wanna go there sometime tbh
golden gust
r/whooosh
heady spear
Otherwise you'd need to go to Siberia .-.
fresh ermine
i remember reading a stat about cougars
it was an insane stat about how many people dont even realize a cougar was stalking them at first
/ how likely it is you won't even see the cougar stalking
pulsar wigeon
a moose once bit my sister
heady spear
who wanna go look at polar bears with me?
let's just book a flight to Spitsbergen 😐 It's only a 3h flight from here
Do y'all have reindeer? :p
heady spear
There are some here, but they tend to keep to Norway for some reason
They're kinda cute tbh
fresh ermine
id love to see one up close
heady spear
We also have red deer 😛
fresh ermine
i just see the farms when i drive
heady spear
Look at these cuties
they're all over europe tho
and asia 🤷
I'm mostly mad because we have 0 interesting reptiles here.
We have grass snakes and vipers, that's all.
fresh ermine
i dont see many native reptiles in my state
we have things like Gardner snakes, salamanders, and turtles
heady spear
grass and smooth snakes are kinda common here, but people like to kill them for no reason