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austere ivy
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Yeah.

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It's called Vanilla MC

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./title actionbar

safe mason
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Read the entire question please.

tropic flame
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lol I can't get VS Code to work properly for Java, the "Language Support for Java" extension by Red Hat crashes 5 times in 3 minutes

austere ivy
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Of course you probably don't want that buut..

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works

bold zephyr
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pretty sure that script would just spam node processes

limber knotBOT
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I think he wants to filter messages and redirect them ;)

safe mason
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Exactly phoenix

merry talon
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that's because vs code is progressive and java is depressive

austere ivy
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Oh you want to filter messages?

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How would you filter them?

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Check string?

merry talon
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and wtf that is made by red hat

tropic flame
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Sweepy, or maybe extensions should just work properly if they're on the marketplace lmfao

austere ivy
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HMM OK I got it

tropic flame
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I just install VS Code, install the extension, and it crashes

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ooor I install the extension and then make a .java file

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it crashes

merry talon
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its working for me

safe mason
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I saw that UltraCustomizer had this feature but it's a premium resource.

austere ivy
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@safe mason try this:

safe mason
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I'm looking for a free alternative.

merry talon
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oh no

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it's global installing all of paper's dependencies

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starting up the language server

lucid vale
merry talon
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oh jesus

austere ivy
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@safe mason

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@EventHandler
    public void onChatSend(BroadcastMessageEvent event) {
        if (event.getMessage().equals("[Plugin] This is a message!")) {
            for (CommandSender commandSender : event.getRecipients()) {
                if (commandSender instanceof Player) {
                    Player player = (Player) commandSender;
                    player.spigot().sendMessage(ChatMessageType.ACTION_BAR, TextComponent.fromLegacyText(event.getMessage()));
                }
            }
        }
    }
bold zephyr
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that code hurts my eyes

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seriously stop stepping into so many if statements

limber knotBOT
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it also doesn't work

austere ivy
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You'd rather I check the opposite and return; from those?

bold zephyr
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and "onChatSend" is a.. not even a bad name its just wrong

static badge
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brian baits everyone part 18

finite wave
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Just use packets

austere ivy
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spotted you missed part 17

limber knotBOT
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BroadcastMessageEvent is only called for the Bukkit#broadcast methods

austere ivy
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also Neon said he wanted something simple and I've never used actionbar before

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ye wait

finite wave
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Packets

bold zephyr
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i rather you just stop offering help when you need to learn

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also i like jans idea

limber knotBOT
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you never stop learning :P

bold zephyr
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packets are superior here

austere ivy
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Alright, well Neon can do whatever.

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If he wants to go ahead into packets, that's his choice, I was just offering an idea.

bold zephyr
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@phoenix616 okay sure but theres a point between needing to learn more and being able to offer solid advice

finite wave
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How are you gonna do it without though @austere ivy

limber knotBOT
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nobody here is required to offer solid advice so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

merry talon
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nobody here is required to not point out bad advice either

austere ivy
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ah, how nice a free world is

static badge
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nobody here is required to be retarded

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yet brian and sweepy continue

bold zephyr
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ill start advising people to burn their server room

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in that case

merry talon
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look at your profile picture

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spotted

finite wave
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It’s a cat

merry talon
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just.

static badge
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yes I'm looking

merry talon
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that's all

austere ivy
static badge
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nothing weird here :>

austere ivy
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Check that out maybe, Neon.

bold zephyr
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lol

finite wave
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@austere ivy Lol why

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Did you even read the question

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Smh

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Just give him a proper link instead of poop bukkit.org

bold zephyr
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oh as for the question about returning out of certain checks, yes id prefer thst

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it improves readability

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and looks sane

merry talon
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i think the amount of nesting in that code is fine

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only a couple levels

bold zephyr
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its still a bad habit, especially after you see the nesting in his other code

merry talon
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since the loop is necessary

bold zephyr
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we dont need Slimefun v2

static badge
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just so you boys know javac will nest them like that so please don't nest them

merry talon
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its not an all or nothing thing

finite wave
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Wasn’t slimefun already the second version? @bold zephyr

merry talon
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that amount is actually more readable I think

bold zephyr
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what was the first version

finite wave
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Slimefun 1?

bold zephyr
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i mean the source is called Slimefun4 and Slimefun5 is his "standalone game"

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so i suppose brian would be making Slimefun6

finite wave
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Hmm

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So he has had 4 versions

bold zephyr
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i was referring to the fact that SlimefunSetup.java requires a decent amount of scrolling to the right

finite wave
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It was updated 10 days ago

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Lol

bold zephyr
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yeah its community updated

finite wave
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Why

bold zephyr
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i pred an update to ExoticGarden for 1.13.2

finite wave
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Ugh

bold zephyr
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idk tbh my servers playerbase likes the plugin

merry talon
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ok that's retarded

bold zephyr
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with more time i want to optimize it

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@merry talon LOL

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sec

merry talon
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and the timer logic below

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mfw

finite wave
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That’s nothing compared to everything else

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Read Minidiggers story

bold zephyr
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aight im going to work

finite wave
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Cya

merry talon
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The diamond operator does not add any benefit to source code, it is purely aesthetic

worn ember
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is there any sane reason why there is no entity despawn event for spigot? (i know paper has it) just wondering what dumb reason md_5 got for not implementing it

merry talon
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you could ask that about pretty much any paper feature

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you'll never get a valid reason

worn ember
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well its really fucking me over right now :/ and sadly i cant convice the owner of the commission to use paper

merry talon
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then don't support him

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oh

worn ember
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sorry worded that wrong

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i'm getting paid for it, but this will cause memory leaks

merry talon
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then don't work for him thinksmart

void void
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then tell him that, @worn ember

static badge
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you can implement it without memory leaks you know

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there are entity death events and chunk unload events

worn ember
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well i'm mapping entities, but i got no way to know if they still exist without a despawn event

void void
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I'm just willing to bet you can scare him into using paper, for his own benefit 😏

merry talon
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death events are called on despawn?

worn ember
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yeah i'm already listening for death events

austere ivy
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@bold zephyr, ignore the deprecated actionbar sending, I'm figuring out how to send actionbar messages. Which looks better:

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I personally like the second one more.

void void
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just use...the chat component api

stiff yarrow
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brian

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why

void void
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😠

austere ivy
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The first one requires you to go through more steps in your head to understand, and weirder levels of indentation.

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SHHHHH

void void
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no not shhh

austere ivy
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I'm asking Inneusa

merry talon
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second one is more readable

void void
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that's what you're meant to do

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boi

austere ivy
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bruh

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chatcomponent api can't send action bar messages

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can it?

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I'm looking but TextComponent definitely can't

safe mason
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@austere ivy I was asking for an alternative plugin, not some code. Thanks for trying tho.

void void
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yes, it has a chat message type argument as well my dude

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just add .spigot() in there bby

austere ivy
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oh

stiff yarrow
austere ivy
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uhh

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that's deprecated?

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that ..

fallen oracle
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Ahh, the good old times of using that lol

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I haven't used text component in so long.

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I forgot how annoying it was.

austere ivy
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you're saying player.sendMessage() but player.spigot().sendMessage?

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that's deprecated

void void
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what lol

austere ivy
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or are you saying with TextComponent

limber knotBOT
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Just compiled the git code. This using 1.14.1 pre-release?

void void
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yes with TextComponent

merry talon
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you've got to be kidding me

austere ivy
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that's

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deprecated

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void void
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it's not marked as deprecated....what api version are you using lmao

austere ivy
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that's what I was doin

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1.12? what are you?!

void void
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1.14 lmao

merry talon
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1.12

austere ivy
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Neon what mc version are you using?

merry talon
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what's deprecated are the argument types you're giving it

austere ivy
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sendMessage with those parameters

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it's stricken through?

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low quality but yeah it's sendMessage with those parameters

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that's specifically what's deprecated

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weird I didn't know deprecation went away in later versions

sturdy fulcrum
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What’s an actionbar

austere ivy
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it's the thing above your hotbar

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it shows text

sturdy fulcrum
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What’s a hot bar

limber knotBOT
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git checkout origin/ver/1.14

tropic flame
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sendMessage(string) being deprecated in bungee is something stupid and no one can change my mind

austere ivy
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it's

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logics

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oh

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you're saying for Bungee? I don't use bungee so I wouldn't know I guess

limber knotBOT
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this 1.14.1 pre-release?

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no

tropic flame
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what, is it also deprecated for bukkit now? @austere ivy

limber knotBOT
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it's 1.14

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yeah looking at git branch --all

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just says 1.14

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because it is 1.14

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but seems to be pulling 1.14.1 ... disregard that. I sux cocks

void void
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oops i forgot to go to my dmv appointment

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shitfuck

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i hate that place

limber knotBOT
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but 1000 Satoshi you are double checking

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what does a drivers test cost at the dmv btw?

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about

void void
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depends on license level

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bout 40 bucks

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i think

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for class C

limber knotBOT
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idk a normal car

void void
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class C

limber knotBOT
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yeah that

void void
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bout 40 bucks

limber knotBOT
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jezz that is nothing.

void void
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all im tryna do is get my license renewed cause it expires on my birthday

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next month

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but fuck it, i missed my appt

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oh well

limber knotBOT
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Costs like 30k sek in Sweden to get a drivers license.

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That is like 3k USD...I shit you not

void void
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o.o

limber knotBOT
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communists and shit

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no, the courses cost that much

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the actual paper doesn't...

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phoenix616, yeah but that is what my gf had to fork out

void void
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i mean yeah if you wanna do a driving school here you can expect to pay some $$$

limber knotBOT
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because europeans don't just let anyone drive who got a 1h lesson from their father

void void
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but you dont have to do that

stiff yarrow
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no they have to

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its mandatory

void void
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you do have to take an actual street test

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you have to now?

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in california?

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o.o

stiff yarrow
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no sweden

void void
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oh

limber knotBOT
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phoenix616, good luck passing your test if you don't go to driving schools.

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in almost any european country

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in Sweden that is

void void
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That's rarted

limber knotBOT
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just don't get a driver's license, lol

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no pee-tarded

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worse

void void
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I mean, if you fail the driver test here then no license lol

limber knotBOT
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no need in the city ¯_(ツ)_/¯

void void
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what the fuck do you need it for then

limber knotBOT
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because I hate hippies and want a YUUUGE 4x4 to pick up my mail with

void void
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do you not need a license for in city driving there or something

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because that's when you especially need a license here

limber knotBOT
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there is "out of city driving"? Oo

sturdy fulcrum
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Do u even have a car

void void
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what lol.

limber knotBOT
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I mean you never are more then 10km from another city in central europe...

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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void void
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of course there is out of city driving, there is out of province driving lol

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some of yall never drove for days on end and it shows 😂

limber knotBOT
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All this eurofaggoty is just making my balls shrink. ofc you need a car

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"days" means being in asia or the middle east. lol

void void
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yeah

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and?

limber knotBOT
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that's nto europe

void void
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not everyone lives in europe lol

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didnt know we were being euro exclusive

limber knotBOT
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well but I was referring to it...

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that was my whole point

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phoenix616, men det vet du!

void void
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oh shit let me get my psychic goggles and try and figure out where we completely switched only to phoenix's topic!

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hmmmm

limber knotBOT
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there really isn't enough change in driving environment to varrant in-city and out-of-city license differences

void void
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can't see it

sturdy fulcrum
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My shoes have more miles than your car

limber knotBOT
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oh wait phoenix616 .... tell them what gas costs in Sweden xD

void void
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how many miles u rockin

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my car has rolled over twice....i've only got...96K...i swear...

sturdy fulcrum
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Lol

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I just hit 40k on my new car

cosmic raft
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two accidents already?

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ouch

void void
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no

limber knotBOT
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I only kinda know German prices, sorry qxt ;D

void void
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rolled over in that context = mile counter rolled over

safe mason
cosmic raft
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oh

void void
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aka i have...296K miles

cosmic raft
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that doesn't seem like a lot

void void
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that's a lot for one transmission

limber knotBOT
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phoenix616, think it was 18kr today. That is almost 2USD a litter for gas.

void void
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rip

limber knotBOT
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.wa 1.40€ to $

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
void void
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Philippines is around 46-51 pesos per liter

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.wa avg of range 46-51

limber knotBOT
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void void
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nice

limber knotBOT
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.wa galon to liter

indigo cloud
void void
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.wa 48.5php to usd

limber knotBOT
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so ~6$/gallon if I understand US system correctly?

void void
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avg 93 cents per liter in philippines

limber knotBOT
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2 USD a liter is just wrong. That is after you fork out 3k USD to get your license.

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only costs half in germany (if you pass the first time)

austere ivy
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hey guys

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hold alt and drag in IntelliJ

sturdy fulcrum
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Gas here is less than $3

limber knotBOT
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so?

austere ivy
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it selects your code in your selection which is kinda cool.

limber knotBOT
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welcome in a sane editor xD

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ps.: github's web-editor does that too ;)

void void
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.wa 0.93 * 3.785

limber knotBOT
void void
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$3.52 per gallon

limber knotBOT
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Then you have a bunch of stupid co2 taxes here. A Corvette Stingray 1.6L 2019 had a CO2 hippie tax of 2000 USD a year

void void
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my hometown in california is ~4.7 US/gal

merry talon
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i forgot github had a web editor

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ew

cosmic raft
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web editor is not bad

void void
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ye california has a "gas guzzler" tax now

cosmic raft
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i've used it a couple times

limber knotBOT
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4.7USD a gal?

void void
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in california atm yes

limber knotBOT
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jezz

void void
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3.52 in philippines where i was

merry talon
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can't sign commits with web editor

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gitlab's web IDE is pretty good though

unreal quarry
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It's $3/gallon here.

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Costs me $8 to top off

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For the week

void void
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Billy you're tx? right?

limber knotBOT
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Some places in the US only cost like 2.40 a gal

sturdy fulcrum
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My neighbor charges their car every night and probably doesn’t pay for gas at all

unreal quarry
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Yeah, simple

void void
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it's gone up recently then

limber knotBOT
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Leave it to Texas to be normal.

void void
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have some fb friends who had like $2.30?

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recently

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in tx

limber knotBOT
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yeah that is normal in the US 2.30-ish

unreal quarry
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Yeah, it goes up every summer

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Winter can get down to 1.99

void void
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california hasn't been below $3 for years

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and hasn't been below $4 for a few months now

acoustic pilot
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lots of free charging stations in california for EVs

merry talon
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really?

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other than tesla superchargers?

pliant pilot
sturdy fulcrum
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Strictly electric isn’t a good idea to me because I like road trips

void void
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"free"?

sturdy fulcrum
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For normal commutes around the city I guess it could be beneficial

void void
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idk the tesla's have some pretty sick range

pliant pilot
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yeah EVs are getting wayyy better range

limber knotBOT
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Calif is just weird. In the old days you might get a tattoo during a drinking night out. Now you can wake up with a dick sewn onto your leg or something

void void
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yeah im getting sick of cali

limber knotBOT
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I mean it weather is nice but ... yeah thats it

void void
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not even in the central coast

pliant pilot
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not for me lol, 110 soon

void void
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currently overcast

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almost every day

acoustic pilot
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was drizzling earlier today in SoCal

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nice weather and nice food here

sturdy fulcrum
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It was snowing here last week of April so enjoy your weather

gloomy sphinx
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sunny here in alaska

void void
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Wadup

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fellow server dude here

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i prefer hot weather all day every day

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so, philippines is where it's at; it doesn't get cold. it has 2 seasons.

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wet or dry.

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but always hot

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oh ok so like hell :)

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yes

acoustic pilot
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Yeah I bet monsoon or typhoon seasons get really fun.

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Fuck that shit lol

void void
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that's where i enjoy

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@acoustic pilot yeaaaahhhh

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but still

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😄

limber knotBOT
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I hate hot... at some point you are just naked... if it's cold you can at least put more clothes on xD

unreal quarry
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I could never do EVs.. I'm gonna be that old guy you see in futuristic movies that lives in the desert and swears by gasoline power

gloomy sphinx
pliant pilot
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why are some people bots dude

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im so confused

void void
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they are on IRC

sturdy fulcrum
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The week it snowed, one day it was 60 degrees, next day it was snowing and cold

void void
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it's a bridge

pliant pilot
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ah okay

acoustic pilot
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@unreal quarry As long as it's not a Harley

void void
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i mean Billy, I will always have at least one gasoline/diesel powered vehicle

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but, for cost purposes....i might bend over and let EV have it's way with me one of these days

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but not this day

gloomy sphinx
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Billy would look sick on a Harley

acoustic pilot
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within state at least, EVs seem good for California

pliant pilot
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"bend over at let ev have it's way with me"

void void
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im just saying

gloomy sphinx
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Billy you should buy a Harley

pliant pilot
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I'd kill for an EV dude, I get 8 mpg and I drive in the city most of the time

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<10 miles a day

void void
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yeah i get like 9-13 mpg with my 89 mustang

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which has been my only car for a loooong time

pliant pilot
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i dont even drive a nice car its a shitty chevy blazre lmao

limber knotBOT
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like god intended

void void
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and im paying gas guzzler tax now

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lmao

acoustic pilot
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The gas tax repeal failed last year 😃

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Most people voted to keep it.

void void
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oh ok good, i dont pay attention to california crap anymore so that's nice

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im not playing to stay here much longer

gloomy sphinx
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89 mustang with the fox body?

void void
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yes

gloomy sphinx
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damn those can be nice

void void
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It is nice 😄

sturdy fulcrum
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We have to pay a road tax and all of the roads here will cost you a tire and rim due to potholes

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So much for a tax to ensure the roads are drive worthy

void void
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The best part is the stupid high school kids with their honda civics have not been exposed to older cars, even though it's not even that fucking old demoncatA

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but they try to race me

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oh boy, do they try

gloomy sphinx
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lol

acoustic pilot
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That's what our gas tax is for, for road maintenance/repair, but we still have pot holes everywhere in San Diego.

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Imagine what the state would look like if voters approved the gas tax repeal lol

merry talon
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lol

gloomy sphinx
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Canada has no pot holes haven't seen one in my life

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move to Canada

merry talon
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our carbon tax in canada is supposed to be an environmental thing

pliant pilot
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i wanna

merry talon
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afaik

sturdy fulcrum
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I call bs

merry talon
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which seems kind of disjointed

void void
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philippines has "deep excavation" signs, and they have dug at least a few fucking meters down into the earth, no fences

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just hey "deep excavation watch out"

sturdy fulcrum
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The weather is the main reason we have potholes and it snows a lot in Canada

void void
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"dont fall in"

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"pls"

limber knotBOT
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TCC you have something worse. justin trudeau...zmog what a fucking joke he is

gloomy sphinx
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no snow in British Columbia

void void
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time to go finish my adobo

gloomy sphinx
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yeah I stay out of politics

void void
merry talon
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what's wrong with trudeau?

gloomy sphinx
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life is good without a bunch of dudes having an orgy in court

merry talon
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if you think hes bad

limber knotBOT
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everything

acoustic pilot
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fake eyebrows duh

sturdy fulcrum
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He legalized weed right?

merry talon
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look up doug ford

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yeah

limber knotBOT
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Like him saying he was going to do a gay photoshoot

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that is weird for a PM

gloomy sphinx
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Doug Ford smokes Crystal and Justin has non English speaking immigrants taking jobs

merry talon
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that makes you think he's not fit for PM?

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that's just stupid

acoustic pilot
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Canadian employment laws requires that Canadians are considered for Canadian jobs before immigrants

gloomy sphinx
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there is more but I don't care I never like who is in the office anyways

acoustic pilot
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So if non-English people are taking Canadian jobs... lol

gloomy sphinx
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do you think businesses really follow that rule

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no

merry talon
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wasn't referring to what you said btw

limber knotBOT
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Sweepy like saying shit like Canada can bring in 20 million people

gloomy sphinx
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they hired an illegal immigrant at my plave

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ah

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place

pliant pilot
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how do you know they're illegal

acoustic pilot
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they're brown

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must be illegal

limber knotBOT
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lol

gloomy sphinx
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I was the person who ran the store

pliant pilot
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^

gloomy sphinx
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the ceo made the choice

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not me

pliant pilot
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that doesnt answer my question 😂

acoustic pilot
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You should go up to him and ask him for his papers!

gloomy sphinx
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nothing I can do

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I've spoken to him for like a year now

unreal quarry
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@acoustic pilot Harley and dune buggy obligatory

gloomy sphinx
#

he's cool

#

just not here legally

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$8 an hour!

pliant pilot
#

has he said that

cosmic raft
#

talking about funny things

gloomy sphinx
#

and our min wage is $12

#

yeah

cosmic raft
#

now that's funny

pliant pilot
#

or just trump in general

limber knotBOT
#

Wasn't trudeau a substitute drama teacher before he became PM? I know he was a ski instructor a while

pliant pilot
#

like even ignoring politics people have to realize he's an idiot dude

acoustic pilot
#

Trump's taxes mostly hurt property owners who relied on SALT deductions

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Oh his personal taxes lol

pliant pilot
#

Art of the deal

acoustic pilot
#

Or his businesses'

merry talon
#

$1b in a decade? that doesn

#

't seem like that much

pliant pilot
#

🤔

merry talon
#

so what lol

acoustic pilot
#

Cool, but what about earnings?

unreal quarry
#

They're just reaching now lol

#

Poor msm

tropic flame
#

imagine waking up to that trump's face staring at you

limber knotBOT
#

Lowest unemployment in 50 years. More jobs then ppl looking atm

#

beside he is a awesome troll

acoustic pilot
#

Doesn't help that our jobs figure is distorted to hell, though

#

Due to part time employment

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And lots of lower class working 2 jobs

sturdy fulcrum
#

Who u voting for in 2020

cosmic raft
tropic flame
#

kanye /s

acoustic pilot
#

lool

unreal quarry
#

I'll vote Trump again

#

\o/

pliant pilot
#

kanye 2020 tbh

acoustic pilot
#

I give Trump a 65% chance of winning 😛

limber knotBOT
#

but low end jobs salaries have gone up like 4% in the last year.

tropic flame
#

@pliant pilot I think he's letting trump stay for 2020 so, kanye 2024

limber knotBOT
#

I give it about 85%

sturdy fulcrum
#

Idk man the dems are trying to make a comeback

#

I’ll vote trump again as well

#

He made news great again

acoustic pilot
#

Personally I'll vote for the D nominee, probably. But Trump has a decent chance due to being the incumbent and because people are desensitized now compared to last year.

pliant pilot
#

^

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I also think that because of how America 🅱e, democrats are gonna have trouble getting a nominee who people will vote vote

#

eg a white straight male

limber knotBOT
#

AOC has the IQ of a gofer.

pliant pilot
#

gopher

limber knotBOT
#

=)

merry talon
#

oh jesus

#

that's a take

limber knotBOT
#

no gofer

tardy lynx
#

vote communism

tropic flame
#

yang gang

sturdy fulcrum
#

I’m not really for any party but it’s either trump or Pete buttijudge if he gets nominated

safe tide
#

Hey anyone here familiar with c++

acoustic pilot
#

Bernie's my guy who I'm hoping will win the nomination, but I'll probably still vote D whoever wins. I really hope Biden doesn't win, seems like a creepy old dude and he's the author of the 90s crime bill that led to the mass incarceration of minorities and poor.

limber knotBOT
#

The world is really boring. That is why I want trump to win.

#

Just to see what happens. Kinda like Puck

static badge
#

c++ lul

merry talon
#

lol "creepy old dude"

limber knotBOT
#

as in Shakespeare's Puck

tropic flame
#

speaking from the other side of the atlantic I barely care about US politics

limber knotBOT
#

I am Swedish but I follow this shit.

tropic flame
#

I'm Portuguese 😛

merry talon
#

I kind of agree with you there

limber knotBOT
#

4Chan is dope for news

pliant pilot
#

america is a superpower so it kinda makes sense to see whats gonna happen

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🤔

unreal quarry
#

I'm Texan, and we have guns \o/

tropic flame
#

haven't seen any of trump's new shit affect me through globalization yet

safe tide
#

I cant seem to figure out why my cout for my value is showing 0

merry talon
#

I'd vote trump simply for the entertainment that comes with that

limber knotBOT
#

Billy you lucky fucker! Would love to live in tx

acoustic pilot
#

It would be nice if America stopped being a super power, or at the very least, stopped being a hegemony.

pliant pilot
#

that's really ignorant dude

sturdy fulcrum
#

I’m an American and we have guns

acoustic pilot
#

American imperialism has done enough damage.

pliant pilot
#

notices oil deposits OwO what's this

limber knotBOT
#

Byteflux, thats why the USA needs to gtfo of everything and build a wall

cosmic raft
#

❗

merry talon
#

I haven't gotten that yet

acoustic pilot
#

It should GTFO of everything yeah, but a wall is not really necessary lol. That's money that can be better spent elsewhere.

merry talon
#

I didn't think it was country wide

unreal quarry
#

I turn those off on my phone

acoustic pilot
#

Probably hiring more border patrol, instead of a wall.

merry talon
#

you can turn them off?

unreal quarry
#

Then I wonder why I'm not notified of tornados and shit

cosmic raft
#

Yes

#

You can turn them off

pliant pilot
#

billy is gonna fuckin die from a tsunami or something

tropic flame
#

remember when some crazy dudes were predicting mandarin replacing english as the global language in a few years later

#

I'd personally prefer killing myself

merry talon
#

tsunami in tx

cosmic raft
pliant pilot
#

i just had to think of something

merry talon
#

fuck other languages

#

english is superior

unreal quarry
#

I rode my bike home yesterday in a sever tstorm lol

cosmic raft
#

I've turned off AMBER alerts

tropic flame
#

yes

#

I mean, English is superior to mandarin

#

first of all the damn script

merry talon
#

@cosmic raft is that a pixel

cosmic raft
#

Yes

merry talon
#

why does that look like google settings not device settings

#

oh

cosmic raft
#

3 XL

acoustic pilot
#

You never know, Mandarin still might take the lead, China has been engaging in economic imperialism in parts of the world, namely Africa, and the number of speakers is crazy already.

limber knotBOT
#

yeah the ditch under the wall is gonna be so deep that Mexico will fall off

cosmic raft
#

See, sweepy

#

:P

merry talon
#

nice

#

I have an s9+

austere ivy
#

kash can I tp

#

ahem

cosmic raft
#

can you what

austere ivy
#

kashike

limber knotBOT
#

OnePlus 6 getting the 7 on the 14th

austere ivy
#

can I tp

cosmic raft
#

again, what

austere ivy
#

teleport?

#

/tp?

cosmic raft
#

teleport to what

austere ivy
#

to you?

limber knotBOT
#

void

cosmic raft
#

no

#

I have standards

austere ivy
#

oh

#

t/pa kashike

#

whoops

limber knotBOT
#

hehe

austere ivy
#
  • TehBrian requests a teleport! /tpaccept to accept, or /tpdeny to deny. *
cosmic raft
#

/ban

merry talon
#

about the language thing, another could have more speakers but I think english speaking people will always be, and bare with me, the best fit for representing the human population

austere ivy
#
  • Parameter error. *
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okay don't kick me please

#

or ban

#

have mercy 😢

tropic flame
#

chinese culture would still have to have influence in the rest of the world imo

cosmic raft
#

How about I kick and then ban

tropic flame
#

most of the music I listen to is from the states for example

austere ivy
#

how about we settle on the middle with just a kick

tropic flame
#

why should I care about mandarin

merry talon
#

which I dont think will ever happen by nature

pliant pilot
#

I think that languages shouldn't be a world wide thing, I think people should learn their native language and if they want to do international stuff they should learn the language

unreal quarry
#

Michio Kaku believe English will be the official language of the world by 2100, if we don't kill each other off first

merry talon
#

that's just not progressive thinking

tropic flame
#

that's not really uh, effective

unreal quarry
#

He said it's already begun, look at the business sector. Everything is done internationally via English.

tropic flame
#

learning a language whenever you have to do business with other people vs everyone learning this one same language that is recognized as the global one

stiff yarrow
#

only one language would be so boring

tropic flame
#

the latter is more effective

merry talon
#

also programming

cosmic raft
#

I know English, but I'm learning another language too

merry talon
#

@stiff yarrow you can still have your esoteric languages

stiff yarrow
#

weeb languages PogU

merry talon
#

we won't take that away from you

static badge
#

nossr knows weeb

cosmic raft
#

Russian!

tropic flame
#

Portuguese is my native tongue, and I know English

limber knotBOT
#

English already is the worlds language. What are we talking here?

stiff yarrow
#

nah I'm a beginner weeb

#

Russian pog

tropic flame
#

I also learn French at school but I hate it, got no choice though

merry talon
#

i gave up learning korean

stiff yarrow
#

the two languages I would want to know most are russian and weeb

unreal quarry
#

Western culture is taking over the world.

merry talon
#

Good

unreal quarry
#

Example: how many of you wear blue jeans?

cosmic raft
#

Not me

tropic flame
#

if I could I'd replace French classes with Spanish but my school doesn't let me do that

unreal quarry
#

Lies

#

Lol

cosmic raft
#

I don't own a single pair of blue jeans

sturdy fulcrum
#

What do you wear

stiff yarrow
#

I own one pair and its the only thing I wear when I go out

limber knotBOT
#

I only wear jeans

stiff yarrow
austere ivy
#

yikes

cosmic raft
austere ivy
#

I think they mixed it up

#

that's how you cosplay as an amputee

limber knotBOT
#

I don't like those ball hugging blue jeans tho

sturdy fulcrum
#

WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE

limber knotBOT
#

You live in SF right

merry talon
#

kashike not a cat confirmed

limber knotBOT
#

You know when your pants are so tight your cock and balls like like a frogs eye

merry talon
#

no

unreal quarry
#

LMFAO

cosmic raft
#

Selfie

tropic flame
#

uh what

merry talon
#

oh no

#

a cat with human legs

sturdy fulcrum
#

Just showed that pic to my dog and he licked my screen

#

I think he’s hungry

pliant pilot
cosmic raft
merry talon
tropic flame
#

that cat could be a model

sturdy fulcrum
#

Same response from the dog. Now he’s crying

cosmic raft
tropic flame
#

I remember seeing some little doggos with like, dog clothes if you will

#

and the latter was how they wore it

merry talon
#

lol

#

black clothes living with a cat is a mistake

sturdy fulcrum
#

U need a lint roller

pliant pilot
#

you can see the cat remnants on the pants

cosmic raft
#

All of my clothes are black :P

tropic flame
#

you can see the pant remnants on the cat*

merry talon
#

that's just a phase, right?

woven otter
#

if you own a cat then expect fur everywhere tbh

pliant pilot
#

cat can pant the see remnants on the you

tropic flame
#

cat can see the remnants of me

#

r/im14andthisisdeep

cosmic raft
#

"a phase"

#

No

#

I hate colourful clothes

austere ivy
#

kash

merry talon
#

I'm sorry

austere ivy
#

cats are cute

shell vine
austere ivy
#

but can I honestly tell you something after having a cat

cosmic raft
#

lol phanatic

merry talon
#

lol

austere ivy
#

cats are jerks sometimes

limber knotBOT
austere ivy
#

this girl had cats

#

butchered her face

#

and legs

unreal quarry
#

The dog on the left is flashing it's butthole to everyone, so it's wrong lol

austere ivy
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Cats freakout !!!! : PublicFreakout - 772 comments, 3,391 points - kx11, 8h ago

austere ivy
#

Like cats are very cute and sweet.

#

But sometimes cats just hate you for no reason.

tropic flame
#

old reddit
not setting default user experience as pre-redesign in the settings

austere ivy
#

Like the one cat I have where I'm at, Turquoise, I'm petting her, and she's rolling around and purring and stuff

#

2 seconds later not moving she just suddenly gets up and hits me and leaves

#

and then 2 seconds later she's meowing for food

woven otter
#

that's one aggressive cat

austere ivy
#

yeah like what on earth cat

cosmic raft
tropic flame
#

awww

austere ivy
#

but then whenever I'm eating she just constantly rubs out my feet and sits in my lap

#

I'm like what do you want from me cat

tropic flame
#

tbh I've never had any pets

austere ivy
#

also I am very allergic to cats haha

unreal quarry
#

My cat wants to be pet, then if you pet her she turns around and farts

tropic flame
#

my grandma had a dog but it died recently ;-;

sturdy fulcrum
#

Never been a cat guy

austere ivy
#

I don't like dogs because of uh

#

an issue

#

with dogs, at my house

merry talon
#

dogs are too much work

sturdy fulcrum
#

Had my dog for 10 years

merry talon
#

cats are cute without all the effort

austere ivy
#

anyway, I'd rather have a dog than a cat just because they're not bipolar, one second hating you the other second.. wanting pets?

#

confusing

unreal quarry
#

Cats take care of themselves

austere ivy
#

but then again I'm also super allergic to dogs

tropic flame
#

lmao allergies in general are as stupid as having fever on summer

austere ivy
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

tropic flame
#

hold on, PEANUTS?!?!? > dies

#

aight

austere ivy
#

if anyone would like the story on why I dislike our dogs to the point of hatred, just ask and I will tell you my tales

merry talon
#

allergies

cosmic raft
sturdy fulcrum
#

All we have to do for the dog is feed him and open the door when he cries because he has to go to the bathroom

austere ivy
#

haha

merry talon
#

lmao basket

sturdy fulcrum
#

Oh and scoop up dog shit

austere ivy
#

you should see my dog, it's wonderful

sturdy fulcrum
#

But that’s once every few weeks

unreal quarry
#

I actually have 9 cats :3

#

Most of them live outside tho

merry talon
#

You don't have 9 cats

#

9 cats have you

tropic flame
#

billy takes care of 72 lives right there

unreal quarry
#

I let the momma cat stay inside with her 3 new kittens

tropic flame
#

9 x 7

cosmic raft
sturdy fulcrum
#

Technically I have a cat because the neighbors cat is always in my backyard

merry talon
#

that just makes it easier to take care of them lol

#

you can make 72 - 9 mistakes

unreal quarry
#

I would have 4 more cats, but one of them is stupid and let all 4 of her kittens die :/

austere ivy
#

bad parenting

sturdy fulcrum
#

Put her on birth control

tropic flame
#

some beings were just not made to be mothers

merry talon
#

@cosmic raft are you one of those people with christmas lights on all year

cosmic raft
#

yes

austere ivy
#

large potatoes

static badge
#

mfw

cosmic raft
merry talon
#

I suppose that's just a scuffed rgb accent lights setup

cosmic raft
#

Completely covered

merry talon
#

yeah I get that part

austere ivy
#

That's cute.

static badge
#

that's mspaint

merry talon
#

I already have blackout curtains and they let too much in

cosmic raft
unreal quarry
#

I have 2 blankets and duct tape covering my windows lol

cosmic raft
#

Other posters

austere ivy
#

Huh.

cosmic raft
#

and poster above computer

austere ivy
#

That's very cozy, cash.

#

cash?

merry talon
#

what is that poster lol

austere ivy
#

KASHIKE.

cosmic raft
#

Boruto

tropic flame
#

that's not very kash money of you, sir

austere ivy
#

I have a bunkbed

#

and uhh

#

one of those LIFETIME foldable tables

#

actually two

#

and then a futon

unreal quarry
#

Futons suck

austere ivy
#

It's very very empty but it's clean. I just want to be able to afford a desk.

unreal quarry
#

So uncomfortable

austere ivy
#

Eh.

cosmic raft
austere ivy
#

You have worse sleep when you use your laptop or phone or iPad in bed, because your body associates that with your bed.

unreal quarry
#

I have a memory foam bed with a pillow top cover over it. Most comfy thing evar

merry talon
#

I've got a queen but it's too hard

cosmic raft
#

My bed is older than I am

#

So there's that

austere ivy
#

So I just use my laptop/phone at night in my futon, and when I actually sleep, I go in bed.

#

Hey mine too.

cosmic raft
#

My bed is 25 or 26 years old now

merry talon
#

yeah but it doesn't count when you're 10

austere ivy
#

I'm 5 and 1/2 thank you very much

unreal quarry
#

That's not good, kash

cosmic raft
#

You want to buy me a new bed?

#

:∆

austere ivy
#

Kash how much do beds cost.

#

5000?

unreal quarry
#

Don't beds gain 8 pounds of human flesh every year? Lol

austere ivy
#

6000?

tropic flame
#

3 wood planks and 3 wools of the same color @austere ivy

austere ivy
#

nice.

merry talon
#

way less than that

cosmic raft
#

.g how much does a mattress cost

limber knotBOT
austere ivy
#

Once I get money, I'll buy you a bed, alright?

#

IN EXCHANGE

unreal quarry
#

My bed was only $2k

cosmic raft
#

That's 2k i don't bave

austere ivy
#

I come over to your house and you have to make me a taco

cosmic raft
#

:p

austere ivy
#

bed4taco

#

good exchange

void void
#

™

merry talon
#

you don't need a whole headboard and such

austere ivy
#

good

merry talon
#

just a mattress and metal frame

void void
merry talon
#

which should be a lot cheaper

cosmic raft
#

yeah just a mattress, the frame I have is new already

unreal quarry
#

Headboards are fun if you have a g/f tho...

austere ivy
#

FUNKY FACT

merry talon
#

we're talking about kashike here..

#

anyway

austere ivy
#

Since we had bedbugs, we had to completely replace a lot of stuff!

merry talon
#

get a casper mattress

austere ivy
#

Which meant replacing mattresses and those under-mattress things, and frames and boards

#

very fun stuff

cosmic raft
#

yeah I won't ever have a girlfriend lol

unreal quarry
#

A man hasn't lived until a woman has tied him to his bed using his own neck ties

austere ivy
#

and buying like twenty 50$ mattress protector sheets

#

.wa 20 * 50

limber knotBOT
austere ivy
#

which was very fun

#

did I just .wa 20 * 50

#

goodness

#

goodbye folks I need to go do something productive

cosmic raft
#

this is what i want to get i think

#

when i have money to

merry talon
#

who needs a bed you can be tied to when you've got a perfectly good pipe in the basement

unreal quarry
#

Get a pillow top over that

#

Memory foam is hard as cement until it warms up

cosmic raft
#

that'll be in like 2025 at this rate

merry talon
#

yeah im not a fan

sturdy fulcrum
#

I have a purple mattress and love it

unreal quarry
#

My first memory foam bed I ran into my room and jumped onto it after the delivery guys left ... I think I broke a rib or two

merry talon
#

these have a really good reputation

cosmic raft
#

850

merry talon
#

oh the price changed when the size did

#

lol

cosmic raft
#

even more

sturdy fulcrum
#

https://purple.com/mattresses/science?c3api=3859,56213657434,aud-553371945779:kwd-20986371292&device=m&kw=purple mattress&cid=1332326558&adgid=56213657434&clickgeo=9016255&km=e&network=g&adid=259343688143&adp=1t1&_b=&_camp=p-m&_pt=&_conq=&_adg=p-m&_content=&_content2=eta&_promo=&_slink=&_br=&_camp2=&_prodt=&_rt=&utm_name=gco&utm_source=go&utm_medium=sr&utm_campaign=Brand:+Purple+Mattress+-+IN&utm_term=br&utm_content=43664&hsa_grp=56213657434&hsa_src=g&hsa_ad=259343688143&hsa_mt=e&hsa_tgt=aud-553371945779:kwd-20986371292&hsa_acc=4386593859&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&hsa_cam=1332326558&hsa_kw=purple mattress&gclid=CjwKCAjw_MnmBRAoEiwAPRRWW1-g9lq8IKiP_EYr9AiMUuIfjjWuG92sdeuzu7lwDSAtzhcehCixERoCdysQAvD_BwE

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cosmic raft
#

$750 on sale right now technically

unreal quarry
#

California king size, or bust

merry talon
#

the price it listed on the other page was for the smallest one

cosmic raft
#

but that's $750 more than I have

unreal quarry
#

Go big or go home

cosmic raft
#

:P

merry talon
#

but yeah if you spend half your life on a mattress it should be a good one

unreal quarry
#

Matress should only last 5-8 years tops

sturdy fulcrum
#

Purple is where it’s at.

unreal quarry
#

$2k every 5-8 years ain't much

cosmic raft
#

thanks for the casper link sweepy, will get that instead of the ikea one when i can afford it

#

..one day

merry talon
#

lol

#

good luck

unreal quarry
#

Kashike, just do porn. Easy money. Instant fame.

cosmic raft
#

I'll pass

merry talon
#

easy money for women

#

not kashike

unreal quarry
#

Gay porn pays well

#

Fun fact: most guys in gay porn aren't gay

#

Lol

merry talon
#

yeah but there's the gay sex part

#

always throws me off

unreal quarry
#

Everyone has their cost

#

Some is just lower than others

#

Last I heard it was $10k/scene

#

That's too low for my cost, tho lol

#

For some it's not

merry talon
#

you'd have to be a fit good looking man though

unreal quarry
#

Not really

#

There's all kinds of people in porn

#

Rule 34 isn't just for cartoons

#

Lol

merry talon
#

I just can't imagine the nerdy programmer fetish to be very widespread thonk

unreal quarry
#

Google it

#

Lol

merry talon
#

lmao, vimphilia

silent pebble
#

where is the download for 1.14?

unreal quarry
#

It's all there. If you still can't find it, it's not ready for you

#

Kash, you could mow lawns for summer money. Or is that not even a thing in Canada? Does y'all's grass even grow? Lol

gloomy sphinx
#

to get the 1.14 jar

#

at least that's how I had to do it

unreal quarry
#

slaps @gloomy sphinx for hand holding

#

There's a reason it's cryptic..

gloomy sphinx
#

o

#

wasn't aware that was intended

unreal quarry
#

It's even mentioned like 37 times not to use it

gloomy sphinx
#

it works good for me

#

unless if your world is actually meant to have chunks

unreal quarry
#

:p

gloomy sphinx
#

I don't trust paper 1.14 purely because spottedleaf

static badge
#

wait till u see the stuff I did before build 1

void void
#

globalEntityList is lightning n shit

#

who did that

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Who do you think? :>

void void
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oh it was you

obsidian mauve
vestal jasper
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I just had a player whine that I fix imbalances when he reports them thonk

unreal quarry
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Mfw I go to find a "in leaf we trust" image on Google and get bombarded with pot propaganda lmao

gloomy sphinx
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pot propaganda is strong

obsidian mauve
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Is there a "proper place" we can ask for performance help when using Paper?
I posted on the Spigot forums and it got taken down for "not using Spigot"
My server's been lagging up a storm, and I wanted to share some timings and see if anyone can help me fix it

limber knotBOT
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#paper-help ;)

obsidian mauve
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thanks bot

limber knotBOT
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

unreal quarry
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Why does everyone freak out about the bot tag? Lol

limber knotBOT
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maybe an (irc) suffix would help avoid confusions 🤔

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no

limber knotBOT
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.lart Spottedleaf

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replaces Spottedleaf's lubricant with liquid weld.

nova elm
unreal quarry
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Liquid weld sounds bad :S

limber knotBOT
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also interesting that the bridge doesn't forward joins xD

half oasis
limber knotBOT
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that would just be spammy phoenix616

upper flicker
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Yeah it has an option to but it’s not on

pulsar wigeon
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imagine forwarding IRC joins/quits to discord

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channel would be full of people timing out

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channel is full of people's brains timing out

native thunder
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That's why I stopped using irc dammit

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Please don't subject me to it

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wouldn't make adifference

pulsar wigeon
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yes you leaf

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:^)

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LUL

limber knotBOT
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kashike: I mean the joins get displayed in discord 🤔

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that would just be spammy phoenix616

gritty abyss
pulsar wigeon
native thunder
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Lol

pulsar wigeon
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would you kindly not name if after an existing client mod and use our trademark? :^)

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it's fucking retarded

native thunder
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Wjz is here to call you an idiot

pulsar wigeon
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also the plugin absolutely sucks dick

native thunder
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You should see worldedit visualizer

pulsar wigeon
native thunder
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It uses particles

pulsar wigeon
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WorldGuardCUI? really?

native thunder
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And it causes a shit ton of lag on any selection even remotely large

limber knotBOT
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isn't the C for Client? 🤔

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shouldn't it be WorldEditSUI? xD

pulsar wigeon
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yes it is

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i wish that was the only retarded thing

native thunder
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Join the discord and yell at then

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Them*

pulsar wigeon
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also holy shit there's more of them

void void
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hello

limber knotBOT
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I just use WESV ¯_(ツ)_/¯

upper flicker
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Open a report if you don’t want them using WorldEdits name or WECUIs name

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There are rules about that

native thunder
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There's quite a few visualizers. They mostly suck

unreal quarry
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I made one of those plugins, but I named it pl3xsui (sui = server-side user interface)

pulsar wigeon
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also holy shit there's more of these

unreal quarry
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Cui doesn't make sense for a plug-in

limber knotBOT
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I wonder if there is a visualizer using the structure block yet

pulsar wigeon
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there is

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WE 7 has it lol

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inbuilt

limber knotBOT
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wat