general

[void void]

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-atrap-is-this-ajoke-is-this-aprank-meep-what-is-happening-gif-12330998

[void void]

turn around!!!!!! Run! Oh God! Oh fuck! He has airpods in! He can't hear us!

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people unregistered the version command?

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yes

the hide my version and plugins people

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ah

thought that'd just be a simple plugin to cancel the preprocess event

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if we were very opinionated we could force it but I didnt want to listen to them bitch

you'd think

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yes I think

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thats what you'd get for expecting logic

[void void]

Ok I'm sleep now

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no u

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so being on top of the nether killed you?

or did I misread that patch entirely

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thats an optional feature I added way back because its much cleaner to do in the server

and I hardcoded it to 128 because lol whats a world generator

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I presume people died :>

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lol probably

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but it was off by default i presume

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yes

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man it was fucking old

look at this shit

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vanilla changing stuff is always supposed to default off unless you can justify it

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+ netherVoidTopDamage = getBoolean( "nether-ceiling-void-damage", false );

md69 style

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at one point that was in spigot.yml

idk if that was when it was in paper or before that

that patch is older than paper

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tbh: ```- netherVoidTopDamage = getBoolean( "nether-ceiling-void-damage", false );

•    log("Top of the nether void damage: " + netherVoidTopDamage);```
  

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the paper config classes also used to match spigot config styles

[austere ivy]

r

hi guys

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so theres that ugly concept too

[austere ivy]

quick question

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eh it works fine for handling diffs & just ease of "slap this bitch on"

did copy pasta the fuck out of it for concrete though so i guess it lives on :>

[upper flicker]

tbh Im kind of waiting for someone to nitpick that math.max call and "y u no make sameline as initial assignment"

[austere ivy]

if I were to make a plugin what should it be

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not dumb even to misread the line below initial 2 :>

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"whats an idea for a plugin"

[cosmic raft]

make z750's favourites

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very original question

[cosmic raft]

lobby plugin

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kitpvp plugin

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but apparently dumb enough to misspell enough

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clearly

[austere ivy]

ok z7

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rewrite essentials please

[austere ivy]

ok spottedleaf

in actuality

that would be

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get that fucking shit tier code base out of this world

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the essentials people are nice enough they

'd probably let you rewrite the real thing

[austere ivy]

honestly I want to make a wrapper for bukkit so people can just do something with scripting

I mean

a config

like you can so easily read a config and add stuff from there

with the bukkit api

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in game scripting would be cool if you could figure out how to do that

[cosmic raft]

we don't need another one of those shit things

[austere ivy]

essentials is basically a wrapper for the bukkit API, here, let me write them a command

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tbh as time goes on essentials becomes less useful

[austere ivy]

@CommandAlias("tp")
public void onTeleport(CommandSender sender, Player target) {
Bukkit.getPlayer(target).teleportTo(IforgotHowTowRITEJava)
}

easy as pie

inb4 skript 2.0

that's basically what skript is isn't it?

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like tp didn't do shit nicely neither did /give

[cosmic raft]

/ess moo moo masterrace

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is that a secret command

oh and its command handling is a joke

[cosmic raft]

"secret"

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ok kash

i mean not-documented

[austere ivy]

lmgtfy://essentials_source_code

is that a linl

https://lmgtfy_essentials_source_code

[cosmic raft]

/ess moo moo - have you mooed today??
/ess nya - nyan cat

[austere ivy]

hmm

https://lmgty.com/essentials+source+code

nop

[cosmic raft]

moo: https://github.com/EssentialsX/Essentials/blob/2.x/Essentials/src/com/earth2me/essentials/commands/Commandessentials.java#L176-L200

nya: https://github.com/EssentialsX/Essentials/blob/2.x/Essentials/src/com/earth2me/essentials/commands/Commandessentials.java#L117-L164

[austere ivy]

lol what

oh no

OH GOSH

every single command is in one class!?

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interesting it sends to console

[cosmic raft]

no

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no

[austere ivy]

what

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oh you know what

[cosmic raft]

that's the class for /ess commands

[austere ivy]

oh

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appears to be just for ess

[austere ivy]

hey actually

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I just forced that on for everybody

[austere ivy]

with luckperms

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enjoy the way the game should be

[austere ivy]

it's so so so infuriating to do tracks

without sending to console.

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mfw

[cosmic raft]

forced what on

[vestal jasper]

how is tracks infuriating?

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people logging in on top of the nether

[austere ivy]

there's no way to do tracks with the luckperms api.

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literally explode

[austere ivy]

you just have to send commands to console.

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nah itll do the normal void damage to players

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no I looked at the diff

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the real crime is when they die, normal entities dont override it so they get removed instantly

[austere ivy]

it's like just lEMME DO THE METHOD YOU USE TO DO TRACKS D:<

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players override

[vestal jasper]

@austere ivy You're running on the JVM. You can do anything with enough reflection / digging.

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it was named kill which was wrong

because players override it

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you're still killing

[vestal jasper]

Don't let the API's limits stop you

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its a slow kill

it does void damage

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+ protected final void doVoidDamage() { this.aa(); } // Paper - OBFHELPER

[vestal jasper]

Just force your way in there and don't stop until it does what you want

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         this.die();
     }

fuck

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protected void aa() {  this.damageEntity(DamageSource.OUT_OF_WORLD, 4.0F);
    }

you're fucking retarded

I can only say it overrides

[vestal jasper]

leaf you're fucking retarded

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so many fucking times

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2

i didn't see that

[vestal jasper]

because you're retarded

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wtf

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how can I see more with one eye than you can with 2

[austere ivy]

lol what spotted

[cosmic raft]

[austere ivy]

wait s

are you blind in one eye

[vestal jasper]

literally look at his avatar

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oh I see what happened

I was busy copy pasting so I didn't read ur msg

[cosmic raft]

its ok leaf

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yeah u removed the boolean by accident

[austere ivy]

what

s

[cosmic raft]

some music to brighten your day

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ripperoni

[cosmic raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w9PukG97oQ

[austere ivy]

explain yourself, s

[limber knot]

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yeah I lost one while looking for threads in linux another guild

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.g miss puff has had enough

[austere ivy]

explain yourself, s, are you blind in one eye??

uh o

:clap clap:

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where's my fucking preview

[austere ivy]

tIME TO BAN CAFEBABE

advertising

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https://giphy.com/gifs/C51woXfgJdug

[vestal jasper]

he only has one eye

[austere ivy]

.g the most epic thing ever

[limber knot]

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[austere ivy]

.g is tehbrian epic

[limber knot]

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[austere ivy]

shush

delet

big delet

DELETUS

[vestal jasper]

wow nice advertisement

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big unfortunate part is everyone who dl'd in the past 2 mins is still fucked

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I mean

thats usually how it goes

[austere ivy]

who?

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well time to dl the old version and write a bug report

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theyll just get a "wtf why am I damage in muh nether top house"

and then bug us

and we can go "oof bad luck"

[static badge]

well if they update they're still fucked

from that version at least

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yeah we dont add migrations for fixes that go in immediately after

if we did we'd be at config version 999124

[vestal jasper]

I mean imo you should wait at least an hour after a build before you use it

unless it's like a critical fix / patch

[austere ivy]

ooh how do you like that?

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version 999124 isn't so bad tbh

[austere ivy]

Looking on r/admincraft, https://www.reddit.com/r/admincraft/comments/b9ixjd/i_would_like_to_setup_minecraft_server_with_web/

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I would like to setup Minecraft server with web, what files do I need? : admincraft - 6 comments, 0 points - jamesftf, 7h ago

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wow its only an int

we'd have to make that a biginteger or something

[austere ivy]

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.wa 2^31 - 1

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(DiscordBot) Result: 2147483647 - Scientific notation: 2.147483647 × 10^9 - https://is.gd/L3Jszm

[austere ivy]

.wa ^ 32

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) No results.

[austere ivy]

.wa ^32

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) No results.

[austere ivy]

.wa do my homework for me

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) No results.

[austere ivy]

garbage bot

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.wa 2147483647 / (5*999124)

[austere ivy]

.wa 2^32

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(DiscordBot) Exact result: 2147483647/4995620 - Decimal approximation: 429.8732984094066402168299430300943626616916418782853779911... - https://is.gd/c3KljB

(DiscordBot) No results.

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we have a bunch of stupid little tickets like that laying around

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430 years assuming the increments going at this rate 2

[austere ivy]

.wa 2^32

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(DiscordBot) Result: 4294967296 - Scientific notation: 4.294967296 × 10^9 - https://is.gd/L0aphL

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and a bunch that should've been closed immediately after they were opened

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no need for bigint :>

[austere ivy]

.wa NaN

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https://giphy.com/gifs/pulp-fiction-samuel-l-jackson-the-graham-norton-show-qzQD82aiiv3iM

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Result: not a number (NaN is a value of numeric data type representing an undefined or unrepresentable value, especially in floating-point calculations. Systematic use of NaNs was introduced by the IEEE 754 floating-point standard in 1985, along... - https://is.gd/7YXsPB

[static badge]

stop fucking spamming that

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and some more that probably arent relevant anymore

[austere ivy]

ok

one more <3

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why

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I can'

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were the 25 before not enough

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t see 2's memes

[austere ivy]

.wa how many calories in a potato that was cut into quarters which originally weighed 5 pounds

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(DiscordBot) No results.

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thank god

[austere ivy]

wow useless

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@static badge gta iv car flip "you missed the joke" meme

Ill just caption them since its all spam

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well I can see it now

nice meme btw

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the bert in the back seat one is better

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didn't see that one

[austere ivy]

can we have an F

thanks to the one person who gave me an F :D

waht hekc

[cosmic raft]

god I love this tv show

[austere ivy]

💢

[cosmic raft]

https://streamable.com/pbobs here's a clip

dance with me

[austere ivy]

warehouse 13?

[cosmic raft]

yes

[austere ivy]

what a golden tv show

watched it all a loong time ago

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this one might be better though https://giphy.com/gifs/5DzMRWfwUrkyc/html5

[austere ivy]

my sister was into it.

I occasionally watched it with her.

[cosmic raft]

did you watch the clip? ;D

[austere ivy]

I WILL SURVIVE

I WILL SURVIVE OOOH

[vestal jasper]

Hitting enter key to skip grub = SSD failing to initialize and be recognized by linux
Waiting 10 seconds and then selecting an entry in grub = everything working normally

[austere ivy]

AS LONG AS I KNOW HOW TO LOVE

[vestal jasper]

[cosmic raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I

[austere ivy]

I KNOW I WILL SURVIVE

[limber knot]

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[cosmic raft]

gloria gaynor

[vestal jasper]

Imagine a world where leaf isn't toxic half the time

[cosmic raft]

i'm impressed too

I was streaming that episode, playing in firefox, and recorded in obs

and it's good quality recorded

[vestal jasper]

I'm impressed also. Instead of calling me a retard he's actually being useful in paper-dev.

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ur retarded

[vestal jasper]

fuck you

ur retarded

at least I can use reacts

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ur more retarded

u know this emote restriction is bullshit

[cosmic raft]

@austere ivy I'm on S04 now

[austere ivy]

Never really did an entire series-like thing, just snippets here and there.

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why does discord register my own fucking message as a new message

[vestal jasper]

Spotted react to this message if you aren't retarded

[austere ivy]

my favorite character is

whatchamacallit

whoshisface

marty?

no..

artie?

[vestal jasper]

I guess spotted is indeed retarded

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ur hypothesis is retarded

[austere ivy]

spottedleaf tell you what

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oh 150 issues

god when did it get that large

[austere ivy]

if you react on THIS message with "ok" then I will delete my reddit account1

not really

[vestal jasper]

leaf you should totally do mine

so I can push out this plugin

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do ur what

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@static badge pretty much when we all got busy and stopped paying attention last fall

the vast majority are newer~ish

[vestal jasper]

My feature issue

[austere ivy]

leaf can you code me a plugin

[static badge]

wat feature issue

no ur plugin is retarded

[vestal jasper]

the only one made by the gh account with my avatar you blind retard

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and wtf happened i don't recall fall -> april being busytime

[vestal jasper]

which also happens to be the newest one

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I am backlogged by things to do currently

[vestal jasper]

work faster

[austere ivy]

spottedleaf

can ou tell me the output of this program:

public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("my name is leaf and i am ugl");
}

thnx

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that's an easy thing to PR

it doesn't compile

[austere ivy]

why not

[stiff yarrow]

[static badge]

I saw that '

and then I saw you edit it

[austere ivy]

saw what

I don't think anyone here saw an edit

[vestal jasper]

I'm retarded and don't know my way around the paper repo

[austere ivy]

ok let's get leaf into a mental hospital

the leaf hospital

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well it's actually pretty simple

[vestal jasper]

I also don't know which methods I need to access to make it possible

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well i guess i'll do it then

[vestal jasper]

which is half the reason I'm waiting for the pr

🤠

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#-dev

[vestal jasper]

what

[austere ivy]

spotedl

e🤠

e

e

🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

[vestal jasper]

are you ok?

[cosmic raft]

people in the US

wtf is "USJFKA"

[stiff yarrow]

never heard of that

[cosmic raft]

.g usjfka

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US is the country code

[cosmic raft]

aha

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JFK is an airport code

A is idk

[cosmic raft]

airport I assume

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you'd think that using an airport code implies that already

maybe not

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US-JFK-A

interesting how my benchmarks for a branchless abs were better than or matched a conditional abs

even if the conditional predicted each time it still wasn't worse at all

[cosmic raft]

branchless

leaf

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mfw

guess that shows how far cpus have come I guess

[cosmic raft]

don't worry

i found your favourite song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0

[limber knot]

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u know that's in my songs playlist

2's shredding issues meanwhile

[vestal jasper]

Seems a little odd that the trident/arrow thing hasn't been impld yet

Moreso arrows

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it'll be more useful with that custom tag api

however garbage that tag api is

[vestal jasper]

I guess there hasn't been much demand for it and hacks have accomplished the task

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the way I always handled that stuff was to serialize anything I wanted onto the entity's scoreboard tags

oh that was a beautiful solution

[vestal jasper]

My idea was just to serialize and store as meta on launch
But projectilelaunchevent doesn't even have the itemstack xd

[static badge]

paper has a player shoot projectile thing

it gives the item there

[vestal jasper]

Yeah finding the official list of added events is a little unintuitive

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PlayerLaunchProjectileEvent

it's easy

[vestal jasper]

I guess I can hunt down arbitrary pages or look at the patch list but it's not organized

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you type PlayerEvent and autocomplete

and scroll

took me 20s to find that event at most

[vestal jasper]

ok but I'm retarded

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yeah ik

[vestal jasper]

I'm quite glad paper exists

Even just for the api extensions (performance enhancements too)

If I was using spigot this would be really not fun. I wouldn't have either of those things and I'd be forced to rely on Reflection and NMS.

Just to stop loyalty tridents from dying in the void xd

[finite wave]

?

[vestal jasper]

wat

Failed to collect dependencies at org.spigotmc:spigot-api:jar:1.13-R0.1-SNAPSHOT -> net.md-5:bungeecord-chat:jar:1.13-SNAPSHOT: Failed to read artifact descriptor for net.md-5:bungeecord-chat:jar:1.13-SNAPSHOT```

[finite wave]

Did you use bungee chat colors?

[vestal jasper]

I'm compiling someone else's plugin, I just need to patch a few materials.
I forced a snapshot dependency update and it compiled fine.

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"afk thru wall hack"

[vestal jasper]

I imagine when Spigot was new people acted towards it pretty much like the do towards Paper?

"It breaks the API, not everything works 100% the same, don't use it!!!!11"

[finite wave]

@vestal jasper Paper breaks mah plugins

[vestal jasper]

And then later on everyone uses it and CB is left pretty much completely unusable

And everyone forgets the time they hated Spigot

[finite wave]

That goldencrates guy smh

[vestal jasper]

That's who I'm thinking about

With this

He explicitly stops his plugins from loading on paper then tries to use that as proof that his plugins don't work on Paper

Like yes hello I could do the same thing for spigot

God I love confirmation bias. How people will lie to themselves just to protect their beliefs.

[stiff yarrow]

honestly when someone does stuff like that makes me think they are mentally ill or something

[vestal jasper]

"Got any proof?"
"Find it yourself"

fucking

CLASSIC

I totally want to look through 26 pages of thread comments to find a single thing he's said

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I thought he removed it after some people took it out and everything worked fine

or was that someone else

[vestal jasper]

He did for some plugins

Not all

[upper flicker]

lol

is he still clinging to that even after being proven wrong?

or just hasnt updated anything

[vestal jasper]

Yes. As I said, he's subject to confirmation bias.

[upper flicker]

well are the posts before he removed it or after

[vestal jasper]

This resource I'm quoting from still has the checks.

[upper flicker]

before or after

you check le post date

[vestal jasper]

before or after he removed from other resources?

[upper flicker]

and compare against le update date

yes

[vestal jasper]

I don't know when he's removed from other resources

The only resource of his I've looked at or entered the discussion thread for is CombatPets

Ask it paper's author why it breaks some important plugin things.
#503 NightExpress, Feb 26, 2019

Seems spigot changes something in the latest builds. Will be fixed, the update is almost done!
#505 NightExpress, Feb 27, 2019

LOL

FUCKING

[static badge]

fucking is for the anti weeaboos

[vestal jasper]

I don't use paper because it changes some things
Oh it looks like spigot just changed some things, let me fix

I'm getting this framed and I'm putting it on my wall

[stiff yarrow]

this guy has a lot of plugins

[static badge]

.g nightexpress spigotmc

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[stiff yarrow]

ayy

[upper flicker]

there's an enderdragon noise in this song

tf

[vestal jasper]

I'm almost tempted to buy CombatPets just to decompile it and prove him wrong

[static badge]

wat song

[upper flicker]

cant get away from this game

[vestal jasper]

CombatPets gives you explicit permission to decompile it for personal use

[static badge]

"minecraft <insert song here> parody"?

[vestal jasper]

I'm doing this

Yolo

[upper flicker]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4r4dSND98gA4AFZrT82F6A?si=kgG7UWzOQWCE0wQalAfZww

~1:56 or so

[static badge]

do I really need a spotify account

[vestal jasper]

I'm so petty I'm giving him money just to yell at him for being wrong

🤠

[static badge]

u g h fuck that

[stiff yarrow]

@vestal jasper can't help but feel like hes winning if he makes you buy his plugin to "prove him wrong"

[upper flicker]

find it on youtube then

[static badge]

wat u think am doing

[upper flicker]

or go cry with your trees

the latter

[static badge]

2 my trees r better than urs

[upper flicker]

I dont have any trees

am not leaf

leafs r dum

[vestal jasper]

Well if I go and grab a leaked version of the plugin, decompile it, and show parts of the decompiled code on spigot I feel like I'm going to get banned

So I'm going to go on the safer side and just buy it

[static badge]

don't hear the enderdragon 2

where is the enderdragon 2

[cosmic raft]

I don't hear it either

[upper flicker]

I know where it is

[static badge]

i was promised enderdragon 2

[upper flicker]

dont you worry about it

[cosmic raft]

where it is then

[stiff yarrow]

@vestal jasper hes going to ignore you because he already knows hes wrong

[vestal jasper]

true

[upper flicker]

absolutely not from my client in the background

fit in super well

[cosmic raft]

lmao

[static badge]

huh :>

[upper flicker]

the track is a little bit more boring without that

[vestal jasper]

Shit which decompiler do I have installed?

[static badge]

get luyten

[vestal jasper]

I really don't want to use jdgui

[static badge]

works fine for me

[vestal jasper]

luyten it is

[static badge]

there's also one kash uses

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https://github.com/Konloch/bytecode-viewer

[static badge]

yeah that one

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has fernflower, procyon, etc

no bytecode editor though

[cosmic raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q50OntO-dD4

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) MitiS - Influential Past - length 4m 38s - 8,220 likes, 120 dislikes (98.6%) - 896,623 views - MrSuicideSheep on 2011.11.14

[cosmic raft]

[static badge]

anyone using an ide of sorts for bytecode editing is retarded

[vestal jasper]

I'll do leaf's suggestion

[static badge]

hex editing is the only way

[upper flicker]

anyone using a hex editor for bytecode is dum af

[static badge]

ur right u gotta use

.g emacs butterflies

[limber knot]

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xkcd: Real Programmers

Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.

[upper flicker]

ye

[vestal jasper]

I like nano

[upper flicker]

get out

[vestal jasper]

:(

[upper flicker]

so does eyykar

I think there's something in the water

[vestal jasper]

I've found nano to be the most intuitive terminal editor

[static badge]

nano is god tier wtf r u retards talking about

.g how to quit vim

[limber knot]

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[upper flicker]

vim masterrace

[vestal jasper]

that being said I don't enjoy using terminal editors

[cosmic raft]

mfw i remember the name of a song without a single typo

including what remix

[stiff yarrow]

I just like vim

[cosmic raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Kujas1IsM

[limber knot]

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[upper flicker]

nossr bb

4ever and ever

[stiff yarrow]

[static badge]

vim needs to burn alive

[upper flicker]

youre a leaf

you dont get to determine what other things need to burn

[vestal jasper]

Why is my java font rendering so retarded @static badge I blame you

[static badge]

ur fault

[cosmic raft]

that's just what it looks like

lol

[vestal jasper]

is there any way to make it not ass

[upper flicker]

the aliasing is poopy

[stiff yarrow]

3d aliasing

[upper flicker]

it shouldnt look that bad

Its never amazing

but its not usually that bad

[vestal jasper]

It's barely legible

jdgui has the probem too

[static badge]

honestly it's missing anti aliasing

windows has god tier anti aliasing

fuck I forgot what it's called

[upper flicker]

I mean mine doesnt look amazing

but its miles better than that

https://i.imgur.com/D5rUkWt.png

[static badge]

mine looks god tier

[vestal jasper]

what have I done to make it shitty or what have you done to make it nice

[upper flicker]

I installed yava

[vestal jasper]

nice

[static badge]

.g yava

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[vestal jasper]

I wonder if it's my system font settings

[static badge]

wtf is yava

retarded java?

[upper flicker]

everything else is just stuff from the masterrace

@static badge its the leaf distro of java

so yeah

[static badge]

wtf do you have it installed for

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studying the enemy

[vestal jasper]

btw

[static badge]

I don't recall sanctioning a leaf version of java

[upper flicker]

maybe there's a coup starting

[static badge]

wrong

[vestal jasper]

oh no

OH NO

[upper flicker]

they've finally recognized your poor leadership

and are taking action to save themselves from a firey death

[static badge]

wrong

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💯

[static badge]

yeah luyten does that

have fun wit that

[stiff yarrow]

does this bytecode project really not use gradle or maven, I have to build it like some kind of peasant?

[vestal jasper]

that's disgusting

why leaf

I'm trying to find out where this fucking class is

[cosmic raft]

just download it

[static badge]

inspect bytecode

[upper flicker]

everyone just downloads it

[static badge]

that's what I did

[vestal jasper]

did you suggest luyten just to fuck with me?

[static badge]

no

I just inspected bytecode when I wanted the location

[upper flicker]

@unreal quarry what did you do to your PC

rip pc

[cosmic raft]

he tried to mount it to his motorcycle

[static badge]

which reminds me: there's nothing more annoying than editing the mc dev patch to add obf helpers just to have it conflict on other obfhelpers in later patches

[unreal quarry]

Ran outdated Jenkins on my desktop. Got hacked

^_^

[static badge]

can u fuks agree to not do that thx

[cosmic raft]

i.. hwat

[upper flicker]

no

obfhelpers do not by default go into mc-dev

and thats a dumb place for them

only the ones that are mass-used should be there

[static badge]

I thought they did :>

[upper flicker]

nope

[cosmic raft]

they do, but only if used a lot as Z said

[stiff yarrow]

a lot of classes I click on do this, is the default decompiler ass or something?

[cosmic raft]

yes, that's jdgui or something

[upper flicker]

jd-gui is bad

[cosmic raft]

the worst one

[upper flicker]

go to view, pane, change it

[vestal jasper]

Well it seems combatpets loads on paper

[cosmic raft]

use cfr or fernflower

[vestal jasper]

it doesn't stop itself

[stiff yarrow]

k

[upper flicker]

how many leaf obfhelpers do we have to clean out of mcdev now is the real question

[vestal jasper]

honestly don't know how to use this plugin or trigger anything bad

[static badge]

I don't think there's any actually

[unreal quarry]

Z, https://discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/555469074080202765/560538528761643029 <- that's what happened to my pc

[static badge]

time to find out

[stiff yarrow]

finally a decompiler that works

[upper flicker]

you should try fedora now

distro hopping is a hell of a drug

[cosmic raft]

i hate that feeling like you're falling when you're in bed

[stiff yarrow]

should I be concerned

[upper flicker]

not really

decompilers arent an exact science

[static badge]

decompilers are science

[upper flicker]

which makes them trying to parse shit based on the output not always amazing eitehr

[static badge]

you know all this trouble of compiling and decompiling isn't worth it

[stiff yarrow]

well its better than looking at ASM

[static badge]

we should just go back to reading/writing x86

with a hex editor

[upper flicker]

x86 is bad

[cosmic raft]

and you

can go back to hell

[upper flicker]

its all about today's mips flavor

[upper flicker]

oof rip

[static badge]

you know I find it easier to read x86 than java bytecode

[vestal jasper]

I found the "proof that paper is bad"

OK I see, but paper just has bad compatibility.

[static badge]

probably because I've never learned bytecode buuuuuut

[stiff yarrow]

you're such a cool guy spotted tell us more

[static badge]

i once wrote hello world in x86_64 asm

[upper flicker]

woah

[static badge]

ikr

[upper flicker]

isnt that what the hakers use

the hello world thing

[vestal jasper]

I once wrote a shell in x86_16 asm

[upper flicker]

(guys what if this is that anonymous guy)

👀

[static badge]

I also made a function call

you know that's tough shit because you need to follow an abi

[upper flicker]

woah is that a b instead of a p in api

[static badge]

had to store a register on stack

[upper flicker]

guys this really is anonymous

[static badge]

and then pop it off

[vestal jasper]

Literally none of these issues seem to be paper related

[static badge]

even worse I had to figure out subtracting from the stack is allocating?

[upper flicker]

you are so triggered that there are stupid people on the internet

[vestal jasper]

They're just him telling users to fuck off because they're using paper

[upper flicker]

is this what I am like when I get upset at stupid people

[vestal jasper]

yes

[upper flicker]

wow

rough

[vestal jasper]

He said to look through the thread for why paper isn't supported

So I am

[static badge]

dude if u wanna hate on this guy

rewrite his plugin

[upper flicker]

lol

that'd do it

[static badge]

"we actually give a fuck about paper"

[vestal jasper]

I can't even finish my own plugins

[static badge]

ping lax

[upper flicker]

I havent seen lax rewrite any plugins in a while

I think he's busy

[static badge]

hopefully dead

[upper flicker]

he was going strong for a while there

[worldly condor]

wow, so much issues closed

[static badge]

unfortunately we've yet to resolve the issue with paper emitting cancer rays

[upper flicker]

yeah rip the 114 people following the repo

@static badge thats an issue with a downstream fork called conrete

we dont support forks

[static badge]

wtf

imma make u a fork

turn u into one i mean

[upper flicker]

can you make me a spoon instead

[static badge]

no

[worldly condor]

@static badge how much PRs u have done ? lmao https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/pull/1938

[upper flicker]

I still have a ticket open on the potato repo and it doesnt look like its gonna get resolved

[static badge]

21 total

wat potato repo

it will be 22 once i've added that dumbass trident thing

[upper flicker]

https://github.com/drtshock/potato

[static badge]

I suspect the enchant shit isn't going to be simple

probably some clusterfuck of converting between bukkit/spigot and some other shit

[worldly condor]

u should update upstream here https://github.com/Spottedleaf/Concrete spotted

[vestal jasper]

And it's not dumbass trident thing it's dumbass trident and arrow thing that should've been a thing since the arrow's and the trident's inceptions

[static badge]

don't need to

[worldly condor]

where i can get a jar ?

[static badge]

you build it

see readme

you're also going to need to build the dependency I'm using

all in the readme though have fun with that

[vestal jasper]

I will have fun

[static badge]

some dude actually complained about it not working

didn't get a log or anything so if it fails let me know :>

[vestal jasper]

@static badge concrete no work pls help user come forceop me click link in book pls to help oh no

[upper flicker]

yus hi ur conrete is no build

conrete supposed to be gud and stable

strong like shrek

no build

[static badge]

imma shove concrete down all ur throats

[upper flicker]

pls fix

[vestal jasper]

daddy?

[static badge]

oh yeah linus boy on youtube concrete cooled a computer for april fools

[vestal jasper]

link

[static badge]

.g linus tech tips concrete

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[vestal jasper]

hell ye

[static badge]

obviously you can't cool shit with paper

thus it's not cool

unlike concrete

[upper flicker]

you would get featured by that retarded channel and their clickbait

thats not a stamp of honor in my book

[static badge]

so what is

[upper flicker]

🌮

[static badge]

getting ur shit blocked by that one dude on spigotmc?

[upper flicker]

LOL

[static badge]

big yikes

[upper flicker]

I mean

[vestal jasper]

context?

[static badge]

bet that fucking shit works on concrete

[upper flicker]

is concrete relevant enough that anyone has ever blocked it?

[static badge]

$10

[upper flicker]

ofc not

no one has ever heard of it

and I mean come on conrete

what'd you expect

[static badge]

u can'

t come back with what u got hit by

[unreal quarry]

I hear it's rock solid, z

[static badge]

a concrete train leaves no injuries only death

[upper flicker]

see now he's trying to make a train out of conrete

talk about scope creep

what is this systemd

pls

[vestal jasper]

There's a Dunce role. Why doesn't spotted have it?

[static badge]

stop wit this <thing> creep

[upper flicker]

conrete-resolve

conrete-word-editor

conrete-init

conrete-mc-server

so much creep

[static badge]

I don't have any roles actually

[vestal jasper]

wtf

[static badge]

kash's bot must've shit itself

@cosmic raft

[vestal jasper]

@upper flicker

!!!!!

[upper flicker]

wat

[static badge]

it's really cool that i just type papermc and it joins

[upper flicker]

does conrete have a guild

[static badge]

one day that'll be concrete

[vestal jasper]

it does

[static badge]

yes it does actually

[upper flicker]

second

[static badge]

uh oh

[vestal jasper]

It's only retard and I in there

[unreal quarry]

Invite

[vestal jasper]

https://discord.gg/u7EBQj

[static badge]

it's in the readme

yeah there

look at that icon

[vestal jasper]

who reads the readme

[static badge]

beautiful

I believe the icon is literally concrete in silk

symbolizing how smooth yet sturdy it is

[vestal jasper]

Alright it's been like an hour

Time to spam spotted about the pr

🤠

[static badge]

oh that pr

[unreal quarry]

You haven't done that pr yet?

If I had my PC I could have done it in 30 seconds

;)

[upper flicker]

you could have reinstalled your pc by now too though 😮

[vestal jasper]

yeah what the fuck @static badge

[worldly condor]

can someone give me what obfuscation helpers paper uses ?

[upper flicker]

just a list of them?

grep can

[unreal quarry]

That's true, z. But I'm lazy af

[upper flicker]

filter for OBFHELPER

[acoustic pilot]

Dum Leaf has gotten a bunch of PRs into Paper over the past couple weeks. Good shit, dum Leaf.

[unreal quarry]

These raspberry pis are addicitive

[worldly condor]

download link(s) please

[upper flicker]

no

you clone

[worldly condor]

why

[upper flicker]

you grep

they're in patch files

we dont keep a big ass list

that'd be stupid

[worldly condor]

they're not

[upper flicker]

they are

[worldly condor]

where

[upper flicker]

I can literally go to GH

type OBFHELPERS

and get a fucking list

https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/search?q=OBFHELPER&unscoped_q=OBFHELPER

[worldly condor]

yeah, but name of the OBFHELPER

[acoustic pilot]

Search: how does it work??

[unreal quarry]

TIL gh has search :o

[acoustic pilot]

Probably powered by Elasticsearch

[worldly condor]

whats the name of the OBFHELPER?

[upper flicker]

the name of them depends on the specific one

which you can find right next the comment that says OBFHELPER

[worldly condor]

i dont see it

[upper flicker]

than youre blind and I cant help you

[worldly condor]

i see only // Paper - OBFHELPER

[upper flicker]

default void addModifier(AttributeModifier modifier) { b(modifier); } // Paper - OBFHELPER

[worldly condor]

and the method that the specific OBFHELPER did help

[upper flicker]

you cant figure out the name

not sure if serious

[worldly condor]

wtf dude i need the name of the OBFHELPER how does it work

[upper flicker]

wat

[quasi valley]

They didn't run a program to be like: oh that should be named cooledAttackStrength, let's create a protected getter

[upper flicker]

are you translating this or something

[static badge]

the name of an obfhelper?

[worldly condor]

then how they know that the specific method does that ?

[quasi valley]

t e s t i n g

[upper flicker]

you look at the code

see what it does

see what calls it

[static badge]

oh he means

[upper flicker]

see what it calls

and figure it out

then you give it a name

[static badge]

you can also copy pasta mcp

[acoustic pilot]

OBFHELPERs aren't API. There doesn't need to be documentation.

[static badge]

only doc they get is their name

[acoustic pilot]

If you can't figure it out by reading it, you suck.

[static badge]

wow

if this guild gets reviewed it'll be ur fault it loses

[worldly condor]

wait, doesn't forge had a non-obfuscated copy of NMS ?

[static badge]

sorta

[finite wave]

No

[static badge]

it has superior mappings

[finite wave]

^

[acoustic pilot]

Forge's mappings are more complete, but still far from being actually complete.

[cosmic raft]

MCP, not Forge

[unreal quarry]

Speaking of mcp...

[static badge]

if you want ill tell you how to set it up

since it's not doc'd anywhere :>

[unreal quarry]

looks around for demon

[static badge]

yeah demon boy is our savior from shitty spigot mappings

[upper flicker]

demon the person you want to yell at for pinging you is @finite wave

[static badge]

god what a fucking utopia it would be to work with mcp mappings

literally every problem would be solved

[finite wave]

@upper flicker Wasntvt me

[upper flicker]

Yes'd've was

[finite wave]

Why is my name thi

S

[static badge]

ur true name is cancer

[finite wave]

Thx

[upper flicker]

Apparently I changed it on wednesday

[static badge]

"J̵̿͐a̶̯͟n̹͟͞"

[upper flicker]

I changed it again for you

youre welcome

[static badge]

*ur

[upper flicker]

*leafs r bad

[static badge]

mfw that's more grammatically correct that "youre"

[finite wave]

L

[static badge]

that meme is a dumb one

[upper flicker]

is it

[upper flicker]

lol

[static badge]

jesus

alright 2

what did you fucking do

[finite wave]

Uh

[static badge]

to my

god

damn

name

[vestal jasper]

@static badge pr when

[finite wave]

Your name was cancer

It’s better now

[static badge]

oh yeah I gotta do that trident shit

[vestal jasper]

I'm going to remind you every 15 minutes until you submit the PR, leaf

Billy has an excuse to delay his impl

[unreal quarry]

Inb4 3 days later and my PC is fixed and I do it

[static badge]

ok am doing it now

[vestal jasper]

ty

[static badge]

setting up the branch

[cosmic raft]

for vendetta

[static badge]

maybe ill make it concrete only

[vestal jasper]

at least you kept a taco in my name

honestly I'd switch to concrete at that point

but I'd constantly bitch to you about it

[static badge]

jesus

[upper flicker]

threatening to switch away is not a good motivator

[vestal jasper]

LOL

[upper flicker]

it just makes us want to do it to be rid of you

[vestal jasper]

[static badge]

lemme tell you why you shouldn't use concrete in prod

[upper flicker]

the author?

[vestal jasper]

what if I enjoy having my server crash and burn

what if I'm trying to go on the fastest downward spiral possible

[static badge]

I use an experimental queue for handling main thread tasks

if that queue fucks up

not pretty :>

[vestal jasper]

how about this

I won't switch to concrete and I'll still bitch to you about it

[cosmic raft]

https://tenor.com/3ieR.gif here's your queue

[finite wave]

Which pr? What

[static badge]

oh beetle juice

[vestal jasper]

Adding getItemStack() to Trident and Arrow entities

Or something similar

[finite wave]

Nah

Do it yourself

[vestal jasper]

Do what? Pr or get the ItemStack

[worldly condor]

btw i have a better event system than bukkit's one

[quasi valley]

do you

[vestal jasper]

I can't really do either as one requires Reflection + NMS and the other requires me learning how to PR to paper

[worldly condor]

yes i do

better event creation, better event calling

u dont put code that u dont understand

better register

[vestal jasper]

Alternatively, instead of learning how to PR to paper to add a single method, I can just whine at leaf until he does it

[finite wave]

He won’t

[worldly condor]

here's my event system https://github.com/ExtensionsBukkit/ExtensionsBukkit/tree/master/src/main/java/ml/extbukkit/api/event
and here's its implementation https://github.com/ExtensionsBukkit/ExtensionsBukkit/tree/master/src/main/java/ml/extbukkit/main/secure/event

[finite wave]

Tbh, you can just completely override bukkits systems

[stiff yarrow]

all this time you guys kept making references to concrete I thought it was an inside joke and not a real project

[worldly condor]

yes

[stiff yarrow]

[finite wave]

By injecting yourself into their event system

[static badge]

that call event method is

very slow

oh no

[finite wave]

Why a HashSet though

Why no caching

[worldly condor]

we don't need a get method

thats why

[finite wave]

HashSets is a lot of overhead though

[worldly condor]

    server.getEventManager().registerHandler(EventExtensionLoad.class, event -> {
      Extension extension = event.getExtension();
      for(String author : extension.getAuthors()) {
        if(author.equalsIgnoreCase("MrIvanPlays")) {
          rate5Stars();
        }
      }
    });

[upper flicker]

@stiff yarrow all the memes here are real projects

if its not real its not elevated to meme status

[vestal jasper]

TacoSpigot is real anything else we mention can be real

[worldly condor]

it does not have a concept of unregistering thats why we don't require a Extension

when registering a event handler

@finite wave

wait omg i can improve that shit

wait no i can't

[static badge]

.g projectiles minecraft

[limber knot]

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[void void]

leaf wtf is your nick

epic

[limber knot]

somebody here had mappings for mcp <-> spigot, right?

I really need to bookmark that link, lol

[worldly condor]

@finite wave https://github.com/ExtensionsBukkit/ExtensionsBukkit/blob/master/src/main/java/ml/extbukkit/main/secure/event/ExtensionEventManager.java now its simplier

[static badge]

hey 2 I predicted

[upper flicker]

ye

I didnt say you were wrong

lol

there's always one

[heady spear]

hi sexies

[static badge]

there just added itemstack shit for each projectile

what a pain in the ass

[vestal jasper]

<3

[static badge]

and im too tired to remember to clone the items and do // paper

im sure it'll be great and absolutely bug free

[heady spear]

why is leaf helpful

did he get hurt

?

[finite wave]

He isn’t

[vestal jasper]

Not only is leaf being helpful, he's adding requested things

[static badge]

ur retarded

[vestal jasper]

thanks leaf

[finite wave]

The code will be a meds

[heady spear]

now he's talking to himself again

[finite wave]

Mess

[vestal jasper]

So why am I V again

No one even calls me v

it's almost always vic

[heady spear]

We decided to randomly replace the PlotSquared command system entirely and port all of our commands. We also decided to use the WorldEdit command system, rather than ACF. I don't know if I'm happy with that decision.

[vestal jasper]

I don't know if I'm happy with my decision to join the IS discord

[heady spear]

or give us a lot of money? 😛

[vestal jasper]

idk what you're talking about

[heady spear]

am gonna start announcing donations

[vestal jasper]

[upper flicker]

leaving the IS discord is the best way you can show your disapproval of that decision

and of city as a whole

[vestal jasper]

but then I'll lose my only Notable rank

[finite wave]

Fixed my name

[quasi valley]

oiuch

[vestal jasper]

did you get kicked or did you leave just to make a bigger announcement of your name change

[static badge]

that wont work for long

[upper flicker]

should just write a bot to strip unicode cancer from names

[finite wave]

Rejoined

[vestal jasper]

so the latter

[finite wave]

Because nub admins changes my name

[quasi valley]

just call yourself X749

[upper flicker]

pretty sure you have perms to change your own name

[vestal jasper]

Oh do loyalty tridents always return to the same slot when possible?

[upper flicker]

I wouldnt count on that

[finite wave]

Idk

[vestal jasper]

alright

[finite wave]

/name off

[vestal jasper]

it's /nick

[finite wave]

K

[quasi valley]

nice one