#Make up a rumor about the person above you.
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poops pants
Sleeps with his teddy bear
they have a hobby of eating dry bark
ate a cat
Homosexual
Is actually very feminine
asks ChatGPT to generate an "about me" for their discord profile
Is
Is not actually the definition of satire
Red
I heard they eat dirt
Their favourite food is handmade accordions with garlic sauce
Have a house
he is actually a fraud who relies on mahoraga
Tax evader
does taxes
Does taxes 50% of the time and evades them the other 50%
eats pants
Eats bugs on bread
Gave Newton a watermelon
Illiterate
Has summoned a demon to ruin all of pvz games
Never gotten past the tutorial
got past the tutorial, but by cheating
donated all of their money to vivziepop
Ate a hairball while trying to fight a shark
compulsive liar
Compulsive truther
cemplosive truter
Uses chatgpt to generate jokes
doesn't know how to janitor
Committed 67 war crimes
Trained Megumi
Talks too much in the QOTD thread
steals pillows from people's beds for an undetermined purpose. they always return half-warm and no one knows why.
is blue dabudidabudai
Ate an entire kingdom worth of people last night
Cooked an entire kingdom worth of people last night
is secretly a cheeseburger and not a hamburger
is secretly with the KGB
CIA plant
CIA zombie
Crazy Dave's evil cousin who works for the CIA
CIAs good cousin that works for Evil Crazy Daves
Short
Likes mecha mecha
responsible for the deaths of Rat0 - Rat80
Makes rude assumptions about people with numbers in their username
Lost to swabbie
Has no legendaries
is named mildred
Was the body double used for the giant head in the bill Nye the science guy intro
is actually red popo
(shit they caught me) is actually Velvette, Co.
Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony, everything changed when discord user battlechiky3 attacked
died but didn't tell anyone
this person and spider man are never in the same place
this person is always in the same space as spiderman
Is actually named Billiam
Wanted in 67 states
overdosed on 67ium and is suffering the effects by making 67 jokes
Gave physical birth to the forbidden numbers kid
Is the forbidden numbers kid
#1 67 fan
supposedly likes va-11 hall-a
died
Is secretly the world champion HeavyCrown player (beta out now)
lying about heavycrown being real
Lying about heavycrown being fake
Lying about lying about heavycrown being real
pfp’s actually a crustacean and not sushi
not very chill
hates the color blue
hates me
Unironically watches ytp from the last decade
spreads rumours that are actually true

not a janitor
is actually straight
Touched grass (knuckles)
Lost to Gojo
lost to goku
Actually has 9 notifications and not +1k
as the emperor of pings i denounce you of your pings. you are in ping debt