#Ask Monke

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meager aurora
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Just fried dough sprinkled with sugar and stuff

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They’re like sweet chips maybe

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Pretty easy to make you just make the dough and get one of those cake squeezers with the shaped nozzle

lost sentinel
meager aurora
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No they’re usually crispy

meager aurora
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If u do make churros at home u should probably get like a caramel or chocolate dipping sauce

lost sentinel
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Shall it suffice

meager aurora
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Uhh probably not pretty thick

lost sentinel
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Fuck my chungus life

meager aurora
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The chocolate sauce is pretty easy to make too tbh

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Just melted dark chocolate and some other ingredient thar I can’t remember

grave stone
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Favourite Spider-Man suit?

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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I love being around people who help me see the world through a new pair of glasses and you're one of those people

grave stone
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Why is Flusap in Seattle no longer streaming on paramount?

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
brisk vigil
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When is monke in Seattle

lost sentinel
brisk vigil
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Fuck off

lost sentinel
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:(

grave stone
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(I upgraded it to sunglasses so it’s cooler 😎)

rose raptor
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Who's your favorite diary of a wimpy kid character

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
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Goodbye simptons

meager aurora
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SAY WHAAAT 😱😱

lost sentinel
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Bless simpton

grave stone
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Hi monk monk

rose raptor
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Are you good with pee and poop health cause I have this weird anomaly sometimes

lost sentinel
quick depot
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actually what is that question

rose raptor
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It's too embarrassing...

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you will laugh...

lost sentinel
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Speak your mind

rose raptor
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Sometimes.....when I'm peeing this thing happens. There I am, peeing normally, and this usually happens if I'm a little dehydrated. Don't get me wrong I don't get super dehydrated, in fact I am pretty good about drinking a lot, but I go through water quickly and basically if my urine isn't crystal clear there is a danger of this happening. I'm peeing normally then near the end I just have this total urethra malfunction where my piss starts to stall and sputter and I produce this urine sludge. It doesn't hurt really but it's just weird and then, every time without fail, it forces me to take a shit, like it makes this urge that I need to poop every single time this phenomenon happens. I could have 0 urge to before this, it's like it makes my large intestine send out early. It's not like an overwhelming feeling like I'm gonna shit my pants if I don't but it is like I'm not gonna feel right until I do

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Like I'm sure it's some kidney stone adjacent thing but idk I drink lots of water idk what else to do

lost sentinel
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I have never heard of this and I got a whole piss class at university

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This is interesting

rose raptor
lost sentinel
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Mucus in urine is normal

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But too much might show signs of a uti

rose raptor
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It's like if I'm dehydrated so it kinda comes and goes like during the summer it tends to be more often cause I sweat more

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But like any level of dehydration whatsoever like I feel like it's unreasonable for me to stay perfectly hydrated cause I already have to get up to piss like once a night if I wanted to stay that hydrated I'd have to get up like. 3 times a night

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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Ibs can make you pee weird too?

lost sentinel
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Yeah IBS can make excess mucus in the digestive tract

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Actually wait no

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Cus that’d have to mix in the toilet bowl

rose raptor
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Oh yeah this is before I defecate

lost sentinel
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Not come out from peeing

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Hmmmm

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You’ve never seen a doctor about this?

rose raptor
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No I probably should

lost sentinel
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Idk if antibiotics would help

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It might even be a mild uti that reoccurs

rose raptor
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Hmmm ok

lost sentinel
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Is there ever periods where it doesn’t happen?

rose raptor
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Yeah I think so, it's just been happening more lately

lost sentinel
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Were you a virgin when this first started happening?

quick depot
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oh god i hate this

lost sentinel
rose raptor
quick depot
lost sentinel
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Maybe it’s a form of reoccurring UTI

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But even then idk

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Cus I thought it might’ve tied in with IBS

rose raptor
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Yeah I tried googling it a few times but didn't see anything that matched

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Idk why it makes me poop

lost sentinel
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Cus when you pee maybe your digestive tract is disturbed

rose raptor
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O

lost sentinel
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But that’s just a guess

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Something to do with ur bladder maybe

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Maybe even bladder stones

rose raptor
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are bladder stones a lot different than kidney stones

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My grandpa had prostate cancer I wonder if that's something

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
lost sentinel
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Np flap flap

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And flap flap

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Can you do one thing for me?

rose raptor
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Sure

soft path
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damn flusap hopefully you get it sorted

rose raptor
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Thx

lost sentinel
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Just keep on smilin

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grows big bat wings and flies off

grave stone
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Why’s that gif so high quality?

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Favourite Spider-Man Villain?

meager aurora
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Venom

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Wrong he daredevil villain silly 🤪

dire salmon
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the wall

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
grave stone
soft path
rose raptor
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Write me a letter of recommendation

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Monk monk might like this

lost sentinel
grave stone
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It’s Spider-Man

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Does this go hard?

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Monke, will I ever find a scene emo girl with long half red dyed hair and classic eyeliner who likes monster energy drink?

quick depot
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monke how do you think you’ll die

lost sentinel
soft path
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forspoken monke

grave stone
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Fartspoken Monke

soft path
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@lost sentinel Which of the Mario’s do we murder

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X out all of the ones we murder

rose raptor
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Why do doctors say turn your head and cough when they grab your balls

inland canopy
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Not birdo

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Birdo is a beautiful bird

rose raptor
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What does the check mark mean

pliant shale
lost sentinel
pliant shale
lost sentinel
soft path
soft path
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We murder peach Rosalina Pauline Toadette Mario and everyone else accept me daisy daisy jr Luigi baby daisy and baby Luigi ok?

meager aurora
soft path
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bowser jr is literally ok

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lol.

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#jk

rose raptor
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Do the Mario babies canonically exist at the same time as their adult counterparts or like how does that work

lost sentinel
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But if I had to guess I’d say baby Mario is a fuckass pretender to the throne

rose raptor
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omg

soft path
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Because of mario & luigi partners in time

rose raptor
lost sentinel
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because shes going to live in salalalaland

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with daisy, luigi, and baby luigi

rose raptor
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ohhhhhhh

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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LOL

meager aurora
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U know toadette was made for Mario kart double dash because every character needs a partner and toad didn’t have one

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The exceptions are Petey piranha and king boo and because of that they work different and can actually roll any character specific item

rose raptor
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o cool

meager aurora
rose raptor
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yeah its my fav mario kart

meager aurora
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Hooray

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I wish it had like 2 more cups 😔

rose raptor
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me and my brother played but we never knew there was another cup or petey and king boo cause we always played the easiest difficulty cause we were babies

meager aurora
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Are u saying u played on 50cc

rose raptor
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yeah exclusively

meager aurora
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Damn

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How is 50cc

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I’ve always played on 150cc for every mk game

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I feel like that’s the standard

rose raptor
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its easy

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i mean we were like 6

meager aurora
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I never got to experience Wii or ds online so idk if it was 100 or 150cc

lost sentinel
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Ask Monke special face Q&A is COMING!

rose raptor
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Omg

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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What is your favorite planet

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Actually

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What's the most memorable dream you've ever had

rose raptor
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O cool

rose raptor
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That's scary!

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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This gonna sound fake this sounds like bullshit but Im being for real. When I was a kid I would have lots of lucid dreams, but not like good ones. I had lots of nightmares and a lot of times I would realize I was dreaming and try and wake up cause it was scary and there was usually a monster or something coming after me. In one dream I had this going on for a long time where I was in a haunted house being chased by some ghoul and I would not wake up. When I had these nightmares I had a specific technique where I would shake my head back and forth really fast to try and like shake myself out of it, but it wasn't fing working. And I went into this one part of the house and a bunch of kids from my school were there and they wanted to help me escape the dream. They told me there was a portal to wake up right outside so I go back through the rest of the house and the ghoul is chasing me and I'm scared shitless and I get outside and I see the portal it's like a green swirling portal like when grim makes portals in billy and Mandy. So I jump into the portal but as I'm doing it the ghoul grabs my leg and I'm like struggling against him and I literally like wake up for half a second and see my dresser irl, but then I am right back in the dream and I end up kicking him off me and then I finally wake up for real and I wake up in the same position looking at my dresser exactly like I just was it was crazy

meager aurora
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Please tell me ur still in the same lighting

meager aurora
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Hahaha fun detail I noticed. Enjoy the rest of your day ❤️

inland canopy
# rose raptor This gonna sound fake this sounds like bullshit but Im being for real. When I wa...

There was a period of 6 months of my life where I had lucid dream nightmares every night. They were all about some monster trying to murder my family. After a while of being scared of the dreams I made up my mind to where the next time I had one, I would kick the monsters ass. That night I had a dream where there was a clown who drove a ferrari into my parents foyer & I was so scared & angry & I picked him up by the hair & just repeatedly punched him in the face over and over again, and he just kept laughing, and eventually as I was punching him, I realized his head had come off of his body, and he was still just laughing. I woke up from that one and the nightmares stopped

inland canopy
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Nightmares like that are so insane, where the setting is somewhere real & familiar, & the danger feels so real

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See like

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We need a dreams channel

grave stone
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Monke

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

grave stone
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This you?

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
soft path
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man I can't even tell you to answer a question in the ask monke channel? liberals have gone too far

soft path
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was it good?

lost sentinel
grave stone
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First time I had the McRib I remember really liking it then the second time it was released I had it again and it was just ok now last time it was rereleased it was just bad

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I want to try it again to see if maybe I was wrong and it was good.

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Also pretty sure the McRib is made out of humans and that’s why it’s only released every now and then because they have to build up their human meat preserves but it’s year round in Germany because cannibalism is legal there.

grave stone
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I may die but the people of dunkcordia will not

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And through their achievements and memories I shall live on

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Because you can’t kill DunkPiece as it’s not a person, it’s a mind set

pliant shale
lost sentinel
grave stone
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Who is your favourite portrayal of a Spider-Man villain in live action?

lost sentinel
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I can’t pick

rose raptor
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Whats your favorite mob in Minecraft?

meager aurora
rose raptor
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What's yours

meager aurora
rose raptor
meager aurora
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They kind of lose their luster when you become too competent though so that’s sad

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
rose raptor
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Dogs are good now with the armor and they scare skeletons so I use them way more

grave stone
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What’s longer
Infinitely kilometres
Or
Infinitely miles?

lost sentinel
pliant shale
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@lost sentinel Ask monke: have you coned off your friend’s door for safety?

pliant shale
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Thank god

young laurel
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Did you order a whole pizza for yourself?

lost sentinel
young laurel
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It’s fine Tonka

inland canopy
soft path
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@lost sentinel remember?

rose raptor
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What's your favorite animal but you can't choose cats dogs or any primates

lost sentinel
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or sloths

grave stone
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Does a straw have one hole or two?

grave stone
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Monke

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Monke I need an answer

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They’re coming Monke

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Quickly!

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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who do you predict will win the us election tomorrow

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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i fink so too

pliant shale
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Which one monke, the bus full of school children or your wife

pliant shale
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Oh shit? U wanna rule this city, together? Like gods?

meager aurora
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Monke is abstaining from the vote

soft path
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FUCK

rose raptor
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whos your favorite character in castle crashers

lost sentinel
rose raptor
# lost sentinel The king

I always thought it was weird that he makes out with the princesses if you play as him cause isn't he their father

rose raptor
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LOL

grave stone
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Who’s (who is) your favourite one piece character?

lost sentinel
grave stone
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One piece isn’t an anime

lost sentinel
grave stone
lost sentinel
grave stone
lost sentinel
grave stone
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Happy birthday btw Monke

lost sentinel
young laurel
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Who’s your favorite star wars character?

lost sentinel
grave stone
solemn parrot
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Monkee

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Is that really Mario Kart Tour?

lost sentinel
solemn parrot
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YES IT WAS

pliant shale
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Monke what anime do u watch

lost sentinel
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RAGHHHH

rose raptor
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If you could try a full glass of any exotic mammal milk, what animal would you want to try

rose raptor
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Like any lactating animal you get a filled glass of its milk for free cruelty free. So like you could have bat milk or giraffe milk or chimpanzee milk anything you like!

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Mole milk

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Whatever

rose raptor
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Bro you can just buy camel milk at like Tesco

rose raptor
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Mann ok

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I would do something crazy though like rhino milk or maybe blue whale milk

grave stone
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What’s your favourite dinosaur?

grave stone
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That’s not a dinosaur

amber ferry
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Monke I’m incredibly sick with an undiagnosed illness could you please send me some good vibrations

grave stone
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Favourite pookiemon?

lost sentinel
grave stone
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What’s 9 + 10?

rain wigeon
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why wont you help me?

lost sentinel
rain wigeon
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i cant wake up

lost sentinel
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WAKEEEEEEEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPP

rain wigeon
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they are lying to you

lost sentinel
inland canopy
dire salmon
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more like alan woke

stable steeple
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hi monke how are you?

meager aurora
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Cunt!

meager aurora
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Pick one monke.

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For me? David goggings. He will teach me to be a Man .

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
stable steeple
stable steeple
stable steeple
rose raptor
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What's your favorite precious gem

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Favourite Mario enemy?

full niche
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Favourite monkey type?

icy nest
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I will fucking kill you

lost sentinel
icy nest
lost sentinel
icy nest
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We both know you need the help

lost sentinel
icy nest
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I’ll do it for you

lost sentinel
icy nest
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I’ll tell you real stuff school wont teach you

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Stuff only I know

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What do you want to learn

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I’m talking about homework, pal

lost sentinel
icy nest
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Not usless stuff

lost sentinel
icy nest
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And that wasn’t allowed

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Because the world strives on people’s misery

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But I wasn’t having it

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I told diddy no

lost sentinel
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@static totem please put this guy in the spaghetti sauce bruh

icy nest
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And he got really, really mad

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I had to save the kids

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Always save the innocence

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Mine was taken from me a long time ago

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When I understood it’s meaning

icy nest
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I swore I would preserve everyone else’s

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That’s just who I am

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I guess I am a good person

icy nest
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At leasy that’s what I’ve been told

icy nest
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Your gifs hve no power over me

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I’ll go to where you live

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In real life

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Lets see what power your gif has then

icy nest
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@brisk vigil you’re name is spelled wrong

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Just letting tyou now

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Big bud

icy nest
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@brisk vigil it’s Gaurdian

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Please spell correctly

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I know this is tough for you

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Since you’re American

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But please

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You’re laughing at me

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I am tryna help you

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And you’re laughing at me

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Like I’m some kind of funny monkey gif

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That’s all I am to you people

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Makes me sick

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You guys run the matric

grave stone
lost sentinel
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so i can kill him and take his cloud

rose raptor
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youre gonna be a doctor right

rose raptor
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Whoa...

quick depot
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why are you british

lost sentinel
quick depot
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no 😘

solemn parrot
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Hello Monke

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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whenever i eat apples my nose gets stuffy

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Why

quick depot
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alerjickl

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
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Maybe your body mistakes proteins in the apple for histamine like compounds

lost sentinel
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Do you have hayfever?

rose raptor
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Yeah I do

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My nose gets stuffy very easily

lost sentinel
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Yeah that sounds like an apple allergy man

rose raptor
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Damn

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Thx

lost sentinel
# rose raptor Thx

Maybe take anti histamines and eat one and see if there’s a difference

rose raptor
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Ok I'll try that

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I eat apples literally every day

lost sentinel
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If the histamine receptors are blocked then the proteins can’t bind with them

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Then you’ll know if it’s an allergy or not

rose raptor
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Oh ok

rose raptor
quick depot
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wait is mone a doctorb?

quick depot
full niche
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Where did you go, monke…

nova sinew
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@monke

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:(

solemn parrot
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@lost sentinel

lost sentinel
soft path
rose raptor
soft path
rose raptor
quick depot
quick depot
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everytrime i try to type frowny face it turn emoji

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oh my fucking god its in options

nova sinew
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yeah

grave stone
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Favourite brand of chips or as ye old England speaker say crisps?

grave stone
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Imo princess kinda fell off

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Pringles

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Their chips got smaller, they’re mascot got de-swaggered and all their new flavours taste the same

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Holy shit salty chip Kane

grave stone
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Can Spider-Man beat doflamingo?

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Doflamingo is a good guy but he has string powers so if they fought would Spider-Man be able to kill him dead?

grave stone
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Anime’s Diddy

solemn parrot
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Monke do you like da movies?

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Apple juice or orange juice?

grave stone
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I totally agree

quick depot
quick depot
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my apologies munkle, here’s an invitation to my reggie plane for tea and crumpets

soft path
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British accents are only annoying if it sounds like CHOMMY INNIT

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Monke has a PLEASURABLE voice

rose raptor
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To me the most annoying accent is like deep south like Louisiana

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Not Bobo though he has a very charming voice

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I don't get bothered by other accents rlly

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But I think ppl don't like Midwestern accent which I prolly have

grave stone
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If you could eat one creature from fantasy (or like a fantasy/fictional film) what creature would it be?

grave stone
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Might be a bit rubbery

lost sentinel
dire salmon
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is it really necessary to eat food and drink water

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ive come across some evidence that proves we dont, but i wanna consult an expert on the matter

grave stone
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Do you remove your first thought ever?

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I do

lost sentinel
grave stone
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What was it?

lost sentinel
quick depot
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my first thought was wiondering where da bands at

grave stone
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Cats or dogs

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Hello doggy

lost sentinel
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Bloo here

grave stone
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Omg hi

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When will you be making an ask bloo channel?

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Have you travelled many places ?

lost sentinel
solemn parrot
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Dog

grave stone
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Favourite Christmas memory?

quick depot
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how do i make the voices go away

soft path
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I in brussel

lost sentinel
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Don’t worry I don’t like those veggies so you’re safe from me

soft path
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yeah brussel sporuts are gross

grave stone
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Do you have golden gay times in England?

lost sentinel
grave stone
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It’s an ice cream

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Yeah ok whatever

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I just guess I’ll go fuck my self

lost sentinel
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Yeah sorry

rose raptor
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How do you feel about the rough endoplasmic reticulum

quick depot
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lmao boner

rose raptor
quick depot
lost sentinel
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Rough is too rough

lost sentinel
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Me explaining to any girl I talk to about the smooth endoplasmic reticulum

rose raptor
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they only want to hear about the golgi apparatus these days

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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if you could have any animal as a pet but they were 100% tamed, 100% housebroken, 100% chill to hang with you and do whatever, 100% good to just eat a reasonable amount of kibble, so no like exotic meats or fruits necessary whatever. they will not die of old age until the instant you also die, but they can die to unnatural causes like violence, but overall imagine any animal you want as a pet what would you pick?

rose raptor
grave stone
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Opinions on the new friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man trailer?

lost sentinel
grave stone
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That’s cool

next lintel
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what do you think about my newest movie dear moneky

solemn parrot
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If @lost sentinel gets banned, he might be banned for 4 weeks and 2 days just like Ok.1177.

next lintel
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Oh you didn't forget about it I'm just not important

grave stone
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This is what it feels like having to say true in dunkcord rather than using the emoji

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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will you go to the dance with me

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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Monke waterpark

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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im glad

solemn parrot
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What happened to counting here

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On the server

soft path
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@lost sentinel THE PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS

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your reign of terror will soon come to a close

lost sentinel
solemn parrot
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Ooh 5 days ago of inactivity then

lost sentinel
quick depot
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you fw sosa

grave stone
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Monke

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Monke my tummy hurts

lost sentinel
grave stone
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I think that may of actually helped a bit

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Monke you are going to die doing this!
You’re going to die in that stupid costume!
And I know that there is nothing I can say to stop you from doing it but in a billion years would I imagine that I’d be thrown off a bridge by a maniac or wiping gun shot blood off my clothes so my mum doesn’t see it.
Someone is going to kill you

rose raptor
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what if you starting pooping and peeing and puking and crying and you had a runny nose and you started producing lots of earwax all at once

lost sentinel
nova sinew
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jim?

grave stone
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Why did Spider-Man say this?

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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What's your favorite kind of tea

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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Whoa

lost sentinel
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thank you flusap

grave stone
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Opinion on the upcoming fantastic 4 movie?

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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What's your favorite dunkey video

solemn parrot
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@lost sentinel respond to @rose raptor

rose raptor
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Thx alex

lost sentinel
solemn parrot
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@lost sentinel Hi

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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Oh cool

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What about the spiderman vid where they say circus in town

lost sentinel
nova sinew
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monke do you like cool games

lost sentinel
nova sinew
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wow

solemn parrot
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Monke did you leave that server??

lost sentinel
grave stone
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I’m doing it

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Are you?

lost sentinel
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I’m not doin nothin

rose raptor
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Favorite Ed Edd n Eddy episode?

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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Oh yeah that's a good episode

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And Eddy betrays double d

rose raptor
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Ask me that same question

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Too 5 favourite movie villains of all time?

lost sentinel
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Dark Vader

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Thanos

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William afton

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Micah

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Jason

grave stone
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Micah isn’t a movie

grave stone
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He is video game

lost sentinel
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Okay

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The scuba diver man from scooby doo 2

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Honourable mention

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The pentagon thief

rose raptor
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are you daft

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just joking ik you're smart

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
lost sentinel
rose raptor
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ikr

rose raptor
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Do you think Mandy secretly cares about grim and Billy

lost sentinel
soft path
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Eh?

nova sinew
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found this ancient dunkcord member who is this

soft path
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@chimpoinrie

lost sentinel
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I’m so sorry

nova sinew
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i dont know if i can forgive you monke.

grave stone
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Monke, if I ever die. I want you to have my Trafalgar Law figurine and sky landers chop chop figure

grave stone
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And to Flusap I leave my energy drink can collection

rose raptor
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Thx

quick depot
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you fw mac n cheese

soft path
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you fw me?

lost sentinel
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Yur

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Yur

grave stone
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You won’t get away with what you did!

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Hmm

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I never thought of it like that

quick depot
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what should i do for dinner

lost sentinel
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Corndog

grave stone
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Monke can you recreate this?

solemn parrot
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he WONT EVEN LOL

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
grave stone
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Bro I said recreate it
Not just re-upload the same image I sent

lost sentinel
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Is that Chloe

grave stone
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Yarg

solemn parrot
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He recreated it

lost sentinel
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I did!

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I tried my best

lost sentinel
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It was hard

soft path
lost sentinel
soft path
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ooh la la

lost sentinel
soft path
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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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nvm

lost sentinel
rose raptor
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I race you to finish our masters degrees first

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The winner gets 5 quid

rose raptor
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Do you like Twickenham

grave stone
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Was this you?

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Why must tummy hurt?

lost sentinel
sage kraken
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crumpets or muffins

lost sentinel
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I don’t eat either

rose raptor
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I'm Lew and you're Bill and together we're Lew&Bill

lost sentinel
soft path
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Thot son or gay daughter

nova sinew
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grappler son or zoner daughter

lost sentinel
grave stone
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Imagine if there was a bug monkey in the world

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Like a monkey that’s a bug

lost sentinel
grave stone
rose raptor
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Ew I would stomp the shit out of that thing

grave stone
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What would you do if you were in a garden and plucked a flower and then it bloomed and there was a little version of me in the flower?
Would you take care of it?

next lintel
lost sentinel
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Ask monke is shutting down its doors on March 20th

sage kraken
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Why

rose raptor
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Don't

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
rose raptor
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Are you going to get the chicken jockey drink cup and the TNT popcorn bucket

rose raptor
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I will have to get it too I think

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They are really badass

grave stone
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Did I ask you a question ans it got deleted or did I just forget to post the question ?

lost sentinel
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You forgor

dire salmon
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are you going to go see minecraft movie in theatres april 4th

rose raptor
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Since you lost chat helper do you ever feel like the king from Minecraft fallen kingdom music video

grave stone
#

Can robots dream?

rose raptor
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If we were trapped in a meat locker during the zombie apocalypse and I had a heart attack would you drop a big salt lick on my head to make sure I didn't come back as a zombie or would you try and revive me

sage kraken
lost sentinel
devout ember
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hey man

grave stone
grave stone
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Why’d nigahiga stop doing YouTube?

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
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How are u

nova sinew
devout ember
lost sentinel
devout ember
devout ember
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its gonna be like when you're so need to piss and take a big pee when its all done y ou'll pee it all out

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and you'll be like done pissing. hell yeah.

lost sentinel
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You so right brah

amber ferry
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its gonna be like when you're so need to piss and take a big pee when its all done y ou'll pee it all out

grave stone
#

Would spraying bear mace on a blind persons eyes hurt them? Like do blind people still feel stuff in their eyes? Same goes for if they stared at the sun, would they feel anything?

lost sentinel
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No

grave stone
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Then why is she screaming?

lost sentinel
grave stone
#

Am I more a Rigby or Mordecai?

lost sentinel
grave stone
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I’ll fucking Jill you

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Fucking autocorrect

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Was a bitch and only autocorrected it as I press sent instead of just after I wrote the word too

solemn parrot
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That says Minecraft

lethal leaf
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Fuck you

lost sentinel
grave stone
#

What’s the economy like in England?

lost sentinel
sage kraken
grave stone
#

Why do I hear a heart beat behind my walls?

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And why does it beat louder everyone I have pudding ?

lost sentinel
solemn parrot
#

See this?

lost sentinel
#

For the Wii?

solemn parrot
#

It is the same lol

lost sentinel
solemn parrot
#

Yes

lost sentinel
#

Wow

solemn parrot
#

Have you seen this?

lost sentinel
#

Lego Indiana jones

grave stone
#

Favourite X-man?

lost sentinel
grave stone
#

Why he look like a booger?

lost sentinel
sage kraken
grave stone
#

Stewie in family guy is baby?
But he talk?

soft path
#

do you feel regret for what you've done

lost sentinel
#

No

young laurel
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How’s everything going?

lost sentinel
#

I think shit will be better in a few months

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Thanks for asking

young laurel
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Keep your head up it’ll all work out

#

Trust

full niche
#

Nigel farage or doomsday which would you pick in a fight

lost sentinel
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Slow

rose raptor
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@lost sentinel what's your favorite rock

rose raptor
#

Whoa...

young laurel
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Favorite shape?

lost sentinel
#

Or perhaps even a square but not a square with sharp edges

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Like curved edges

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Yeah

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What is your favourite shape

young laurel
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Rectangle perhaps

lost sentinel
#

Yeah that’s a good one

full niche
grave stone
#

Ooh. So close. That’s a political compass

rose raptor
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@lost sentinel who's your fav spiderman villain

lost sentinel
rose raptor
#

I like doc ock too he is silly

grave stone
#

How will you fix the state of current Dunkcord?

lost sentinel
#

I too shall go

full niche
#

Will you wear wigs?

grave stone
#

How to neutralise acid with base?
Can all acids be neutralised with the same base?

#

Some acids cant dissolve glass but some can. Stomach acid is very strong but doesn’t dissolve metal that quick as another weaker acid? Why?

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How to stop free protons?

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So an acid still reacts with a base but doesn’t destroy the base it just creates two new things? Is this symbolic for how destruction can’t be overcome but we can manipulate the way chaos falls by what we feed it to create an outcome better than just destruction?

#

Can I borrow five dollars?

soft path
lost sentinel
lost sentinel
soft path
lost sentinel
grave stone
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I hope you don’t got diabetes twin🤞

lost sentinel
#

@grave stone you do this here

grave stone
#

What movie did you like more? Superman or fantastic four?

full niche
#

What do you think of the socioeconomic climate in dunkcord

lost sentinel
#

I think probably superman

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Yes

grave stone
#

Yeah whatever smokes a fat blunt

lost sentinel
young laurel
#

Do you like creamed corn?

lost sentinel
#

Ya

rose raptor
#

If you could permanently solve the climate crisis but to do so you had to sacrifice yourself in the brazen bull would you do it

grave stone
#

Why can’t commercial planes have square windows?

lost sentinel
#

Just don’t look good

soft path
#

I'm having a seizure what do I do

lost sentinel
soft path
#

sir yes sir

grave stone
soft path
#

is your name monke

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@grave stone IS YOUR FUCKING NAME MONKE

devout ember
lost sentinel
grave stone
soft path
#

doctor the milk smells like yogurt and has clumps in it this fine morning

#

should I drink it anyway

soft path
lost sentinel
soft path
#

will I ever find happiness?

lost sentinel
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Cus rn

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Ur like

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In ur bedroom all sad and shit and ur like bruh

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But then one day ur gonna be like bruh

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And shit will be happy

soft path
#

thank you bro

grave stone
#

Would you rather have the powers of the thing or the hulk.
Regardless of their strength more asking would you prefer to be like the thing where you’re permanently stuck looking like that but have your normal mentality or would you prefer the hulk where it only happens when you get mad but you don’t really have control while mad?

rose raptor
#

What's your favorite Christmas song

devout ember
#

What's your favourite British dish

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
devout ember
lost sentinel
rose raptor
#

What's your favorite horror movie

lost sentinel
#

What’s yours flapflap

rose raptor
#

Good pick good pick

#

Hmmmm

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I do really like the shining too

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Idk a lot of horror these days is fun to watch but like hard to say is insanely good

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That one with Scarlett Johanson was rlly good

#

Beneath the skin or whatever

lost sentinel
#

I’ve never watched that one

#

I should give it a watch soon

rose raptor
#

Under the skin

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Yeah it's pretty good

grave stone
#

Would you rather never have to brush your teeth again? (They’ll always just be clean and never stain)
Or
Never have to blow your nose again? (No boogers, always clear nostrils and clear breathing)

lost sentinel
#

Cus my mouth would still taste bad after I eat

grave stone
#

Yeah I was gonna specify that when you eat it be normal but just naturally get clean like 30 minutes after or something. It all just disappears or something

lost sentinel
grave stone
#

Bash her head in with a air fryer

grave stone
#

If a person in a wheelchair got bit by a zombie, would they be able to walk? As a zombie.
Because like zombies can walk with ripped limbs and muscles as it is

grave stone
#

What if it’s a nervous system problem cause their nervous systems don’t really work anyway

full niche
#

How do zombies work

lost sentinel
full niche
#

Yeah, but i’m asking for those of us, the less enlightened, who don’t

lost sentinel
#

Oh

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Uh

#

Well

#

Uhh

#

They’re dead

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And uh

#

They get controlled by Malgosha the Piglin sorcerer

full niche
#

yeah

#

See

#

She just doesn’t control disabled people

grave stone
#

Is there a way to stabilise alkali’s so they don’t explode in water?

grave stone
#

So like apparently running a charge through an alkali metal will make it lose its outermost electron but it still is reactive with water but just not in an explosive way. Can confirm?

lost sentinel
grave stone
grave stone
#

Ok
I’ll pee on their foot. See if that does anything

rose raptor
#

Who's your fav Harry Potter character

rose raptor
#

cool

grave stone
#

Bruh that’s lord of the rings

#

”My precious”

lost sentinel
rose raptor
#

Bruh last month or so when I stand for a bit or walk around for a bit my right testicle starts to ache a little. It's not like unbearable but it's noticeable, I don't feel a lump though what do you think doc

lost sentinel
#

Is it like directly ur right testicle

#

Or is it around your stomach too

#

And does it hurt when u pee at all

rose raptor
#

ok thx

#

it's directly on my right ball and I pee fine no pain

lost sentinel
#

Does it begin to ache faster if you were to run or do anything more physical than just walking

rose raptor
lost sentinel
#

But if it’s still hurting for a while longer than I’d go get it checked if you can

full niche
#

Why is this thread so big and are you mentally healthy and stable

lost sentinel
#

No

soft path
#

do you like hatsune miku

lost sentinel
#

I don’t really understand why so many people like her but I don’t know much about her or it idk

soft path
#

wth

#

how could you say such a thing bro

grave stone
#

I farted and it stinks???

grave stone
#

That didn’t answer my question

solemn parrot
#

Dude what is this DVD disc for?

full niche
#

Alien

lost sentinel
rose raptor
#

I'm going to see a doctor about my pesky testicle problem

rose raptor
#

BILLY MY INSURANCE DOESNT WANT TO COVER MY APPOINTMENT I CAN'T GET MY BALL LOOKED AT NOW

lost sentinel
#

Walk up to their desk and slam your balls on the table

rose raptor
#

I'm going to have to do self surgery

lost sentinel
solemn parrot
#

7 days ago inactive

lost sentinel
devout ember
#

Are you monke

lost sentinel
#

Confirmed.

devout ember
#

Holy fuck

#

Are you attracted to Marge Simpson

lost sentinel
#

Confirmed

solemn parrot
#

Dude what

solemn parrot
#

Heyy

lost sentinel
solemn parrot
#

dude

#

in the Mario Kart server, some people talk about wrong games

#

not supposed to do that bruh

#

it's crazy dawgggg

lost sentinel
#

Bruh

#

You shouldn’t be talking about other games

solemn parrot
lost sentinel
solemn parrot
#

The Remix feature was gone Monke..

#

No more Remixing photos..

rose raptor
soft path
#

let's go to discord headquarters

grave stone
#

Pro test?

#

I’m anti test

#

I hate doing tests

soft path
#

self proclaimed wordle "pro" embarrasses himself

grave stone
#

I just found a rash on my inner thigh. Can I send you a photo and tell me what it is?

lost sentinel
grave stone
#

I know

rose raptor
#

how many degrees of freedom do you have

soft path
#

monke will I be saved?

lost sentinel
lost sentinel
grave stone
#

Has there ever been a blind racist?

lost sentinel
grave stone
#

Weird

devout ember
#

Have you ever been eating something soft and you bit something crunchy

rose raptor
#

Yeah

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Oh sorry I thought this was asking flusap