#Ask Monke
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They’re like sweet chips maybe
Pretty easy to make you just make the dough and get one of those cake squeezers with the shaped nozzle
Like donut?
No they’re usually crispy
If u do make churros at home u should probably get like a caramel or chocolate dipping sauce
I got Nutella
Shall it suffice
Uhh probably not pretty thick
Fuck my chungus life
The chocolate sauce is pretty easy to make too tbh
Just melted dark chocolate and some other ingredient thar I can’t remember
Favourite Spider-Man suit?
I love being around people who help me see the world through a new pair of glasses and you're one of those people
Why is Flusap in Seattle no longer streaming on paramount?
Flusap that is one of the nicest things someone has ever said to me
Trademarking issues
When is monke in Seattle
Check my tour dates
Fuck off
I love being around people who help me see the world through a new pair of sunglasses and you're one of those people
(I upgraded it to sunglasses so it’s cooler 😎)
Who's your favorite diary of a wimpy kid character
I like manny because his face is long
Goodbye simptons
SAY WHAAAT 😱😱
Bless simpton
Hi monk monk
Are you good with pee and poop health cause I have this weird anomaly sometimes
All good in the butt 👍
actually what is that question
Sometimes.....when I'm peeing this thing happens. There I am, peeing normally, and this usually happens if I'm a little dehydrated. Don't get me wrong I don't get super dehydrated, in fact I am pretty good about drinking a lot, but I go through water quickly and basically if my urine isn't crystal clear there is a danger of this happening. I'm peeing normally then near the end I just have this total urethra malfunction where my piss starts to stall and sputter and I produce this urine sludge. It doesn't hurt really but it's just weird and then, every time without fail, it forces me to take a shit, like it makes this urge that I need to poop every single time this phenomenon happens. I could have 0 urge to before this, it's like it makes my large intestine send out early. It's not like an overwhelming feeling like I'm gonna shit my pants if I don't but it is like I'm not gonna feel right until I do
Like I'm sure it's some kidney stone adjacent thing but idk I drink lots of water idk what else to do
Please define urine sludge
I have never heard of this and I got a whole piss class at university
This is interesting
It's quite mucusy imo, like I will look down in the toilet and that part of it will be loosely congealed together like a syrup
That might be a UTI
Mucus in urine is normal
But too much might show signs of a uti
I've had it for like years though
It's like if I'm dehydrated so it kinda comes and goes like during the summer it tends to be more often cause I sweat more
But like any level of dehydration whatsoever like I feel like it's unreasonable for me to stay perfectly hydrated cause I already have to get up to piss like once a night if I wanted to stay that hydrated I'd have to get up like. 3 times a night
That might be IBS
Ibs can make you pee weird too?
Yeah IBS can make excess mucus in the digestive tract
Actually wait no
Cus that’d have to mix in the toilet bowl
Oh yeah this is before I defecate
No I probably should
Hmmm ok
Is there ever periods where it doesn’t happen?
Yeah I think so, it's just been happening more lately
Were you a virgin when this first started happening?
oh god i hate this
STAY OUT OF THIS REGGIE
Don't remember tbh I'd say prolly not?
man don’t tell me what to do i’ll kill yoshi
That’s confusing as hell man
Maybe it’s a form of reoccurring UTI
But even then idk
Cus I thought it might’ve tied in with IBS
Yeah I tried googling it a few times but didn't see anything that matched
Idk why it makes me poop
Cus when you pee maybe your digestive tract is disturbed
O
But that’s just a guess
Something to do with ur bladder maybe
Maybe even bladder stones
are bladder stones a lot different than kidney stones
My grandpa had prostate cancer I wonder if that's something
Not massively
I wouldn’t think it’d be anything cancerous but yeah man go get it checked
Sure
damn flusap hopefully you get it sorted
Thx
Venom
Kingpin
Wrong he daredevil villain silly 🤪
the wall
He both!
Wall is broken
He soo fat he both
big wheel
Write me a letter of recommendation
Dear you,
Flusap Lewis Dunkcord is a good guy. You’re a fucking idiot. He’s smart. You’re a fucking idiot.
Let him innnnnnnnnnnn,
Billy
I like it a lot
It’s Spider-Man
Yaaaa!
Yaaaaaaa
Monke, will I ever find a scene emo girl with long half red dyed hair and classic eyeliner who likes monster energy drink?
monke how do you think you’ll die
if you look hard enough
blunt force trauma
forspoken monke
Fartspoken Monke
Why do doctors say turn your head and cough when they grab your balls
What does the check mark mean
Chefs secret
Thanks for your answer man
No prob
Incorrect
We murder peach Rosalina Pauline Toadette Mario and everyone else accept me daisy daisy jr Luigi baby daisy and baby Luigi ok?
Leave in bowser jr Yoshi jeffy and chef peepee
Do the Mario babies canonically exist at the same time as their adult counterparts or like how does that work
Fucked if I know brotha!
But if I had to guess I’d say baby Mario is a fuckass pretender to the throne
omg
I think they do
Because of mario & luigi partners in time
Oh yeah but how does like baby daisy fit into the equation then
she survives
because shes going to live in salalalaland
with daisy, luigi, and baby luigi
ohhhhhhh
and everyone else dies
LOL
Just made for Mario kart
U know toadette was made for Mario kart double dash because every character needs a partner and toad didn’t have one
The exceptions are Petey piranha and king boo and because of that they work different and can actually roll any character specific item
o cool
Do u like double dash…
yeah its my fav mario kart
me and my brother played but we never knew there was another cup or petey and king boo cause we always played the easiest difficulty cause we were babies
Are u saying u played on 50cc
yeah exclusively
Damn
How is 50cc
I’ve always played on 150cc for every mk game
I feel like that’s the standard
I never got to experience Wii or ds online so idk if it was 100 or 150cc
Ask Monke special face Q&A is COMING!
Omg
GO AHEAD ASK A QUESTION!
What is your favorite planet
Actually
What's the most memorable dream you've ever had
O cool
That's scary!
What’s YOUR most memorable dream Flusap
This gonna sound fake this sounds like bullshit but Im being for real. When I was a kid I would have lots of lucid dreams, but not like good ones. I had lots of nightmares and a lot of times I would realize I was dreaming and try and wake up cause it was scary and there was usually a monster or something coming after me. In one dream I had this going on for a long time where I was in a haunted house being chased by some ghoul and I would not wake up. When I had these nightmares I had a specific technique where I would shake my head back and forth really fast to try and like shake myself out of it, but it wasn't fing working. And I went into this one part of the house and a bunch of kids from my school were there and they wanted to help me escape the dream. They told me there was a portal to wake up right outside so I go back through the rest of the house and the ghoul is chasing me and I'm scared shitless and I get outside and I see the portal it's like a green swirling portal like when grim makes portals in billy and Mandy. So I jump into the portal but as I'm doing it the ghoul grabs my leg and I'm like struggling against him and I literally like wake up for half a second and see my dresser irl, but then I am right back in the dream and I end up kicking him off me and then I finally wake up for real and I wake up in the same position looking at my dresser exactly like I just was it was crazy
Ooooooo thats scary af
The camera shaking syncs with ur voice
Hahaha fun detail I noticed. Enjoy the rest of your day ❤️
There was a period of 6 months of my life where I had lucid dream nightmares every night. They were all about some monster trying to murder my family. After a while of being scared of the dreams I made up my mind to where the next time I had one, I would kick the monsters ass. That night I had a dream where there was a clown who drove a ferrari into my parents foyer & I was so scared & angry & I picked him up by the hair & just repeatedly punched him in the face over and over again, and he just kept laughing, and eventually as I was punching him, I realized his head had come off of his body, and he was still just laughing. I woke up from that one and the nightmares stopped
Ok that's badass
Nightmares like that are so insane, where the setting is somewhere real & familiar, & the danger feels so real
See like
We need a dreams channel
Yah!
@lost sentinel answer
i need you to step off
man I can't even tell you to answer a question in the ask monke channel? liberals have gone too far
i had a McRib last night
was it good?
It was okay
First time I had the McRib I remember really liking it then the second time it was released I had it again and it was just ok now last time it was rereleased it was just bad
I want to try it again to see if maybe I was wrong and it was good.
Also pretty sure the McRib is made out of humans and that’s why it’s only released every now and then because they have to build up their human meat preserves but it’s year round in Germany because cannibalism is legal there.
you will die
I may die but the people of dunkcordia will not
And through their achievements and memories I shall live on
Because you can’t kill DunkPiece as it’s not a person, it’s a mind set
Who is your favourite portrayal of a Spider-Man villain in live action?
Either Willem Defoe green goblin Alfred Molina Doc Ock or Rhys Ifans lizard
I can’t pick
Whats your favorite mob in Minecraft?
No flusap… what’s YOUR favourite mob in Minecraft ❤️
I like snow golems cause they are silly
What's yours
Wardens Are scary and awesome

They kind of lose their luster when you become too competent though so that’s sad
I like the doggy
I like those too
Dogs are good now with the armor and they scare skeletons so I use them way more
What’s longer
Infinitely kilometres
Or
Infinitely miles?
Dude I swear to god I don’t even know lmao
@lost sentinel Ask monke: have you coned off your friend’s door for safety?
Yes. For safety.
Thank god
Did you order a whole pizza for yourself?
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
It’s fine Tonka
I would
@lost sentinel remember?
What's your favorite animal but you can't choose cats dogs or any primates
SEA MONKEYS!
or sloths
Does a straw have one hole or two?
ONE
who do you predict will win the us election tomorrow
I fink Kamala
i fink so too
Which one monke, the bus full of school children or your wife
I pickkkkkkk
Wife!
Oh shit? U wanna rule this city, together? Like gods?
Monke is abstaining from the vote
FUCK
whos your favorite character in castle crashers
The king
I always thought it was weird that he makes out with the princesses if you play as him cause isn't he their father
lol ya
LOL
Who’s (who is) your favourite one piece character?
The only anime I’ve watched is teen titans go
One piece isn’t an anime
Who’s your favorite star wars character?
I like anakin
From the movie or the tv series or the 2d tv series or the Lego video games?
I think it is
YES IT WAS
Monke what anime do u watch
If you could try a full glass of any exotic mammal milk, what animal would you want to try
Like any lactating animal you get a filled glass of its milk for free cruelty free. So like you could have bat milk or giraffe milk or chimpanzee milk anything you like!
Mole milk
Whatever
Bro you can just buy camel milk at like Tesco
What’s your favourite dinosaur?
That’s not a dinosaur
Monke I’m incredibly sick with an undiagnosed illness could you please send me some good vibrations
Do you feel the vibrations
Favourite pookiemon?
Bloo
What’s 9 + 10?
why wont you help me?
what do you need Jose
i cant wake up
they are lying to you
no i got the lie detector app in my apple watch
Alan wake spotted
more like alan woke
hi monke how are you?
Cunt!
Hi March I’m good thank you how are you
I gon hang out with dad
im at a crossroads monke i need your help
If you spent a year planning and buying parts for a brand new pc to play one special game, but you don't have enough for the monitor you want. Would you rather wait to play that game or would you just play it anyways?
I’d wait
Thanks Monke
What's your favorite precious gem
You
Favourite Mario enemy?
Favourite monkey type?
I will fucking kill you
Let me do your homework lil bro
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Donkey Kang
We both know you need the help
Orangutan
I’ll do it for you
Oke
I’ll tell you real stuff school wont teach you
Stuff only I know
What do you want to learn
I’m talking about homework, pal
I want to learn how you were fired from your job
Not usless stuff
I saved the children
And that wasn’t allowed
Because the world strives on people’s misery
But I wasn’t having it
I told diddy no
@static totem please put this guy in the spaghetti sauce bruh
And he got really, really mad
I had to save the kids
Always save the innocence
Mine was taken from me a long time ago
When I understood it’s meaning
I swore I would preserve everyone else’s
That’s just who I am
I guess I am a good person
At leasy that’s what I’ve been told
You cant do shit
Your gifs hve no power over me
I’ll go to where you live
In real life
Lets see what power your gif has then
You’re from America
@brisk vigil you’re name is spelled wrong
Just letting tyou now
Big bud
@brisk vigil it’s Gaurdian
Please spell correctly
I know this is tough for you
Since you’re American
But please
You’re laughing at me
I am tryna help you
And you’re laughing at me
Like I’m some kind of funny monkey gif
That’s all I am to you people
Makes me sick
You guys run the matric
what about non-boss enemies though?
The fuckin cloud guy
so i can kill him and take his cloud
youre gonna be a doctor right
Whoa...
why are you british
I’m gonna need you to displace yourself from my cock dawg
no 😘
Hello Monke
Hey Alex
alerjickl
That might be an apple allergy
Maybe your body mistakes proteins in the apple for histamine like compounds
Is there any other symptoms
Do you have hayfever?
Yeah that sounds like an apple allergy man
Maybe take anti histamines and eat one and see if there’s a difference
If the histamine receptors are blocked then the proteins can’t bind with them
Then you’ll know if it’s an allergy or not
Oh ok
Why he running away from me
wait is mone a doctorb?
flusap has skin confirmed
Where did you go, monke…
@lost sentinel
Maybe you have the cheese touch
Why is tail his so FAT
Too many mealworms...
Worms…?! YUCK!!!!!!!!!
oh he likin dat shit but he too dum to eat da worm :(
HOW DID YOU DO THIS
everytrime i try to type frowny face it turn emoji
oh my fucking god its in options
yeah
Favourite brand of chips or as ye old England speaker say crisps?
Their chips got smaller, they’re mascot got de-swaggered and all their new flavours taste the same
Holy shit salty chip Kane
Can Spider-Man beat doflamingo?
Doflamingo is a good guy but he has string powers so if they fought would Spider-Man be able to kill him dead?
Anime Spiderman
Anime’s Diddy
Monke do you like da movies?
I like da movies a lot
Apple juice or orange juice?
I totally agree
wait people actually talk like this
my apologies munkle, here’s an invitation to my reggie plane for tea and crumpets
British accents are only annoying if it sounds like CHOMMY INNIT
Monke has a PLEASURABLE voice
To me the most annoying accent is like deep south like Louisiana
Not Bobo though he has a very charming voice
I don't get bothered by other accents rlly
But I think ppl don't like Midwestern accent which I prolly have
If you could eat one creature from fantasy (or like a fantasy/fictional film) what creature would it be?
Jake the dog!
Might be a bit rubbery
Ya
is it really necessary to eat food and drink water
ive come across some evidence that proves we dont, but i wanna consult an expert on the matter
Nop
Yop
What was it?
This house is bitchin
my first thought was wiondering where da bands at
Cats or dogs
Hello doggy
It’s in the works
Have you travelled many places ?
Bucharest, Lithuania, Latvia, Brussels, New York, Afghanistan, Ukraine, Egypt, Libya, Iraq
Favourite Christmas memory?
how do i make the voices go away
I in brussel
Get out of there before someone puts you in their Christmas dinner and eats you! 😂
Don’t worry I don’t like those veggies so you’re safe from me
yeah brussel sporuts are gross
Do you have golden gay times in England?
What is a golden gay time
It’s an ice cream
We do not
Yeah sorry
How do you feel about the rough endoplasmic reticulum
lmao boner
I've never been so humiliated...
those who understand 💀
I’m more akin to the smooth endoplasmic reticulum
Rough is too rough
Me explaining to any girl I talk to about the smooth endoplasmic reticulum
they only want to hear about the golgi apparatus these days
All girls are the same
if you could have any animal as a pet but they were 100% tamed, 100% housebroken, 100% chill to hang with you and do whatever, 100% good to just eat a reasonable amount of kibble, so no like exotic meats or fruits necessary whatever. they will not die of old age until the instant you also die, but they can die to unnatural causes like violence, but overall imagine any animal you want as a pet what would you pick?
Monkey
What kind
Opinions on the new friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man trailer?
Oh I like spiderman
That’s cool
what do you think about my newest movie dear moneky
If @lost sentinel gets banned, he might be banned for 4 weeks and 2 days just like Ok.1177.
True
Oh you didn't forget about it I'm just not important
This is what it feels like having to say true in dunkcord rather than using the emoji
True
I like it
will you go to the dance with me
Yar
Monke waterpark
I like this a lot Lewis.
im glad
Hmmm I’m not sure
Ooh 5 days ago of inactivity then
Yeah that’s five ✋
you fw sosa
pat it
I think that may of actually helped a bit
Monke magic
Monke you are going to die doing this!
You’re going to die in that stupid costume!
And I know that there is nothing I can say to stop you from doing it but in a billion years would I imagine that I’d be thrown off a bridge by a maniac or wiping gun shot blood off my clothes so my mum doesn’t see it.
Someone is going to kill you
what if you starting pooping and peeing and puking and crying and you had a runny nose and you started producing lots of earwax all at once
Id look at the camera and do a Jim smile
jim?
Anything zeb wells writes aint mean shit
What's your favorite kind of tea
Yorkshire tea
Whoa
Opinion on the upcoming fantastic 4 movie?
Hell yeah
What's your favorite dunkey video
@lost sentinel respond to @rose raptor
Thx alex
I like the prank call videos
@lost sentinel Hi
Hi
Yeah I like that that’s my second one
monke do you like cool games
I like cool maths games
wow
Monke did you leave that server??
I got boredddddd
I’m not doin nothin
Favorite Ed Edd n Eddy episode?
The one where they try to get to the candy store before it closes and there’s a ton of shit setting them back
Ask me that same question
Okay
Too 5 favourite movie villains of all time?
Hrmmmmmmmmmm
Dark Vader
Thanos
William afton
Micah
Jason
Micah isn’t a movie
He is video game
Okay
The scuba diver man from scooby doo 2
Honourable mention
The pentagon thief
ikr
Do you think Mandy secretly cares about grim and Billy
I know so
Eh?
found this ancient dunkcord member who is this
@chimpoinrie
i dont know if i can forgive you monke.
Monke, if I ever die. I want you to have my Trafalgar Law figurine and sky landers chop chop figure
Thank you dunkpiece
And to Flusap I leave my energy drink can collection
Thx
you fw mac n cheese
you fw me?
You won’t get away with what you did!
Yh I will
what should i do for dinner
Corndog
This isn’t ask monke.
Bro I said recreate it
Not just re-upload the same image I sent
Yarg
He recreated it
you're a grill???😍😍
Yar
ooh la la
BOO
Woah
Do you like Twickenham
Why must tummy hurt?
Cus brah!
crumpets or muffins
I don’t eat either
I'm Lew and you're Bill and together we're Lew&Bill
I call em the Lew & Bill Bros
Thot son or gay daughter
grappler son or zoner daughter
The other monkeys would be like ahhh because theyd be scared
Ew I would stomp the shit out of that thing
What would you do if you were in a garden and plucked a flower and then it bloomed and there was a little version of me in the flower?
Would you take care of it?
Ask monke is shutting down its doors on March 20th
Why
Idk
Okay
Are you going to get the chicken jockey drink cup and the TNT popcorn bucket
it will go next to my red hulk
Did I ask you a question ans it got deleted or did I just forget to post the question ?
You forgor
are you going to go see minecraft movie in theatres april 4th
Since you lost chat helper do you ever feel like the king from Minecraft fallen kingdom music video
I used to rule the world
Feel the fear in my enemies ass
Can robots dream?
If we were trapped in a meat locker during the zombie apocalypse and I had a heart attack would you drop a big salt lick on my head to make sure I didn't come back as a zombie or would you try and revive me
duh, have you watched robot dreams
hey man
Caveman when it sees a scarecrow
Why’d nigahiga stop doing YouTube?
He died
try the ask asimov channel
hey im ok how about you
I’m good thanks I’m working on ma dissertation
oh hell y eah dude i love dessertation
I’m gonna be so happy to be done with this
its gonna be like when you're so need to piss and take a big pee when its all done y ou'll pee it all out
and you'll be like done pissing. hell yeah.
You so right brah
its gonna be like when you're so need to piss and take a big pee when its all done y ou'll pee it all out
Would spraying bear mace on a blind persons eyes hurt them? Like do blind people still feel stuff in their eyes? Same goes for if they stared at the sun, would they feel anything?
No
Then why is she screaming?
Blind people scream
Am I more a Rigby or Mordecai?
James
I’ll fucking Jill you
Fucking autocorrect
Was a bitch and only autocorrected it as I press sent instead of just after I wrote the word too
Fuck you
What’s the economy like in England?
Shite
Thank you lew
maybe fix it?
Why do I hear a heart beat behind my walls?
And why does it beat louder everyone I have pudding ?
That’s because everything lives!
See this?
It is the same lol
Woah you have it?
Yes
Wow
Have you seen this?
Favourite X-man?
Doop
Booger mutant
glob herman better
Stewie in family guy is baby?
But he talk?
do you feel regret for what you've done
No
How’s everything going?
Idek rn brah
I think shit will be better in a few months
Thanks for asking
Nigel farage or doomsday which would you pick in a fight
Doomsday picks Nigel’s limbs apart one by one
Slow
@lost sentinel what's your favorite rock
Whoa...
Favorite shape?
Like a circle probably
Or perhaps even a square but not a square with sharp edges
Like curved edges
Yeah
What is your favourite shape
Rectangle perhaps
Yeah that’s a good one
Blue Jontron
Ooh. So close. That’s a political compass
@lost sentinel who's your fav spiderman villain
probably superior spider-man/doc ock
I like doc ock too he is silly
How will you fix the state of current Dunkcord?
I too shall go
Will you wear wigs?
How to neutralise acid with base?
Can all acids be neutralised with the same base?
Some acids cant dissolve glass but some can. Stomach acid is very strong but doesn’t dissolve metal that quick as another weaker acid? Why?
How to stop free protons?
So an acid still reacts with a base but doesn’t destroy the base it just creates two new things? Is this symbolic for how destruction can’t be overcome but we can manipulate the way chaos falls by what we feed it to create an outcome better than just destruction?
Can I borrow five dollars?
catch them in a jar
I may
I hope you don’t got diabetes twin🤞
@grave stone you do this here
What movie did you like more? Superman or fantastic four?
What do you think of the socioeconomic climate in dunkcord
I don’t know yet
I think probably superman
Yes
Yeah whatever smokes a fat blunt
I think it’s all gone to piss!
Do you like creamed corn?
Ya
If you could permanently solve the climate crisis but to do so you had to sacrifice yourself in the brazen bull would you do it
No cus it’s sooooooooo hot
Why can’t commercial planes have square windows?
Just don’t look good
I'm having a seizure what do I do
Stiffen up that upper lip soldier get back to work
sir yes sir
What? Like a seizure salad?
He can't answer in this thread.
yes
Perchance one should not throw stones from atop glass houses? 🧐🍷
doctor the milk smells like yogurt and has clumps in it this fine morning
should I drink it anyway
yes it's fine man up
Yes it is extra bacteria
will I ever find happiness?
Ya
Cus rn
Ur like
In ur bedroom all sad and shit and ur like bruh
But then one day ur gonna be like bruh
And shit will be happy
thank you bro
Would you rather have the powers of the thing or the hulk.
Regardless of their strength more asking would you prefer to be like the thing where you’re permanently stuck looking like that but have your normal mentality or would you prefer the hulk where it only happens when you get mad but you don’t really have control while mad?
What's your favorite Christmas song
What's your favourite British dish
Thing
Fortnite Christmas lobby music
Bangers and mash
Bet
Flusap they removed the fortnite Christmas lobby music from Spotify
What's your favorite horror movie
Ooooooooo probably the shining
What’s yours flapflap
Good pick good pick
Hmmmm
I do really like the shining too
Idk a lot of horror these days is fun to watch but like hard to say is insanely good
That one with Scarlett Johanson was rlly good
Beneath the skin or whatever
Would you rather never have to brush your teeth again? (They’ll always just be clean and never stain)
Or
Never have to blow your nose again? (No boogers, always clear nostrils and clear breathing)
Probably nose
Cus my mouth would still taste bad after I eat
Yeah I was gonna specify that when you eat it be normal but just naturally get clean like 30 minutes after or something. It all just disappears or something
But also when im with a girl she’s gonna think im gross when its teeth brushing time and she’s not gonna believe me that i dont need to
Bash her head in with a air fryer
If a person in a wheelchair got bit by a zombie, would they be able to walk? As a zombie.
Because like zombies can walk with ripped limbs and muscles as it is
Nuh uh
What if it’s a nervous system problem cause their nervous systems don’t really work anyway
How do zombies work
Oh you know
Yeah, but i’m asking for those of us, the less enlightened, who don’t
Oh
Uh
Well
Uhh
They’re dead
And uh
They get controlled by Malgosha the Piglin sorcerer
Is there a way to stabilise alkali’s so they don’t explode in water?
So like apparently running a charge through an alkali metal will make it lose its outermost electron but it still is reactive with water but just not in an explosive way. Can confirm?
Ohhh yeah just put some acid in it
Yeah yeah
Well you see the problem is the thing that’s an alkali metal is living and I need to make them non-reactive before it starts to rain
Ok
I’ll pee on their foot. See if that does anything
Who's your fav Harry Potter character
cool
What is yours
Bruh last month or so when I stand for a bit or walk around for a bit my right testicle starts to ache a little. It's not like unbearable but it's noticeable, I don't feel a lump though what do you think doc
I’m at work atm so I’ll try help in a lil bit brah brah
Is it like directly ur right testicle
Or is it around your stomach too
And does it hurt when u pee at all
And it’s only when ur up?
Does it begin to ache faster if you were to run or do anything more physical than just walking
Yeah and no it is worst when I'm just standing. I was thinking maybe my undies were too tight or something but it's literally only ever my right ball
I’d try boxers
But if it’s still hurting for a while longer than I’d go get it checked if you can
Will do thanks doc
Why is this thread so big and are you mentally healthy and stable
People just can’t stop asking Monke bro
No
do you like hatsune miku
No not really
I don’t really understand why so many people like her but I don’t know much about her or it idk
I farted and it stinks???
That didn’t answer my question
Dude what is this DVD disc for?
Alien
Jurassic world rebirth
I'm going to see a doctor about my pesky testicle problem
BILLY MY INSURANCE DOESNT WANT TO COVER MY APPOINTMENT I CAN'T GET MY BALL LOOKED AT NOW
Show the insurance company your balls
Walk up to their desk and slam your balls on the table
I'm going to have to do self surgery
Never touch your own balls without help bro
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This is bad
Are you monke
Dude what
Heyy
Heyyyy bro
dude
in the Mario Kart server, some people talk about wrong games
not supposed to do that bruh
it's crazy dawgggg
But that’s a server for Mario kart???
Bruh
You shouldn’t be talking about other games
WHAT???
Why would they remove it....
I say we protest
let's go to discord headquarters
self proclaimed wordle "pro" embarrasses himself
I just found a rash on my inner thigh. Can I send you a photo and tell me what it is?
I am not a qualified doctor fellas
I know
how many degrees of freedom do you have
monke will I be saved?
I say about 3°
No
Has there ever been a blind racist?
Ye
Weird
Have you ever been eating something soft and you bit something crunchy