#qotd

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soft river
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Mouse trap

fair moon
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briscola

runic rivet
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monopoly

dusky pivot
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uno

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When you were younger, what did you think would be awesome about being older, but isn't as awesome as you thought it would be?

dusky pivot
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i don't remember thinking it would be awesome

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what would?

dusky pivot
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idk

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i guess i thought things would be awesome when i was older

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but i don't remember specifically any aspect about being older that i thought would be awesome as compared to my situation at the time

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but it isn't, maybe if i had joined some other college doing some other thing it would have been but currently it fucking sucks

tame quest
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Sex, getting drunk, drugs all of them suck, stick to jesus and/or youtube videos

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Also undertale

dusky pivot
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i have stuck to all 3 of those things

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guess i'm doing well

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getting drunk was one thing that was pretty much the same as how I thought

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awesometrollface

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also more social

dusky pivot
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getting drunk has never seemed appealing i think

tame quest
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Yeah it just makes you cry about your childhood friend from 3rd grade

dusky pivot
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i can do that without drinking

tame quest
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Ur a pro

dusky pivot
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maybe not childhood friend from 3rd grade specifically

tame quest
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?

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Not a pro anymore

dusky pivot
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never said i was a pro

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i'm not getting paid

tame quest
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I retracted my statement is all

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Do you like things that are "so bad it's good?" What's your favorite example of it?

tame quest
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Undertale

dusky pivot
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what?

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🤬

uneven junco
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like who I'm with

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while getting high is always awesome

tame quest
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QUESTION: um, who do u have a crush on 👉👈🫣🤭🤭

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Ill go first ehehe, uncle joe. But dont tell dont tell

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FranklinIII

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😳

soft river
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The indomitable will of Jesus Christ

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What do you wish your phone could do?

uneven junco
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instead it can only do regular sex

solemn obsidian
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Never run out of battery

tame quest
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😳

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What movie, picture, or video always makes you laugh no matter how often you watch it?

tame quest
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Definitely video game dunkey videos

dusky pivot
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i agree with video game dunkey videos

dense storm
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Skip to 0:54

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this thread is for sale pay me 20 dolars

soft river
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What if everyone’s favourite snack

tame quest
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Cheese

tame quest
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i will kill you with a fucking rock

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What are your preferred ways or murder?

soft river
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Total incineration

dusky pivot
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blunt objects to the head and also guns that cause a lot of destruction like a shotgun

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not that i would kill someone but when i think about violence those are the two i think of they are the most satisfying i think

dense storm
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That’s how I wanna leave the world one day

soft river
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Leave by the sun snu

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What brand are you most loyal to?

dense storm
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My own 😎💅

tame quest
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Garfield

soft river
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M&M’s

solemn obsidian
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Apple

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BAD ANSWER

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FUCK YOU

dense storm
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Woah woah calm down question man

solemn obsidian
# shut forum FUCK YOU

First your posting game spoilers and now you’re telling me fuck you? Who do you think you are

solemn obsidian
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That’s the real question of the day

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I am a man who regrets his actions

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If you could get an exotic pet, any animal at all, what kind of companion would you like to have?

soft river
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Monkey

slow wigeon
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Learn harmonica

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Switzerland, Australia, and Japan

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Japan has neat sweets and stuff id love to try a lot of stuff there

soft river
dusky pivot
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especially not a dog

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all animals make me nervous

solemn obsidian
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Red panda

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What incredibly common thing have you never done?

dusky pivot
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only time i've been to macdonald's is i think i had ice cream from there when i was 4 maybe

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there's probably a lot of things i've never done

soft river
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Vaped

slow wigeon
dense storm
solemn obsidian
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Whistle

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What habit do you find yourself doing without thinking?

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dusky pivot
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i wouldn't have to think about it but unfortunately people notice sometimes

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i have to do it

uneven junco
tame quest
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Shake my leg

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**Have you ever seen this best movie called La La Land **

dusky pivot
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no

uneven junco
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no

cunning yarrow
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no

tame quest
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No

thin edge
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And the people above me should watch it

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Great movie!

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Chazelle's second best film

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(1st is Whiplash duh)

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wrong!

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la la land is his best movie whiplash comes second sorry

tame quest
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His best movie is called bean house

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Only a handful of people have seen it

dense storm
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Haven’t watched the movie itself tho

runic rivet
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whiplash is better though

solemn obsidian
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Yes it’s one of my favorite movies ever

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When someone finds out what you do, or where you are from, what question do they always ask you?

dusky pivot
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i don't do anything

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sometimes when i say i'm from idaho people respond "damn"

cunning yarrow
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damn

dense storm
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damn

slow wigeon
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damn

soft river
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And I say yes

slow wigeon
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People are mean

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😢

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runic rivet
shut forum
thin edge
solemn obsidian
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“I wasn’t expecting you to have a southern accent”

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If you could have a never-ending candle that smelled like anything you wanted, what fragrance would you want it to be?

tame quest
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I would want it to smell like uncle joe

dusky pivot
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vanilla

uneven junco
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bacon

cunning yarrow
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victory

dense storm
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dodges

runic rivet
slow wigeon
slow wigeon
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What was the last concert you went to?

dusky pivot
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never been to one 😢

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i have explained this before but i am not allowed to go alone

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hoping to find someone by march 1st that is when suffocation comes to idaho

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if suffocation was the first concert i see that would be the best

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tame quest
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Kendrick lamar

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It went so hard

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Ignore shaky video i was getting beat up

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This was only concert I went to tho

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man i want to go to a hip hop concert

runic rivet
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it's also the only concert I've ever been to

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What question can you ask to find out the most about a person?

dusky pivot
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idk i never tried that

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What's your favorite video game console and game or series on that console?

dusky pivot
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gamecube

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zelda wind waker, super smash bruddas melee, wario ware

tame quest
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Ps2
Mario kart

cunning yarrow
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gba
pokemon mystery dungeon

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**What really makes you angry?
**

uneven junco
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white people

soft river
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People who drive at 20mph

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and yeah white people

runic rivet
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alt rock fans

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(all of alt rock sucks)

uneven junco
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Black midi, wii super Mario galaxies, speed bumps

runic rivet
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black midi? why?

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oh wait do you mean THAT black midi

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if you do i wholeheartedly agree

uneven junco
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No I was referring to the last three questions lol

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I only hate speed bumps

uneven junco
cunning yarrow
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alt rock haters
(alt rock is my favorite genre)

dusky pivot
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white people

dense storm
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Or the destruction of nature in general and huge biodiversity loss in general

thin edge
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Huh

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What then

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You fool

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You forgot to account for all scenarios

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Absolute baffoon

cunning yarrow
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they should speed.

soft river
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My answer

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They should speed

thin edge
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Huh

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What then

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Huh

soft river
thin edge
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Oh

uneven junco
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people who drive sober

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What current trend do you hope will go on for a long time?

uneven junco
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arson

soft river
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Ryan gosling memes

radiant saddle
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Awesome vidjagames

tame quest
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Garfield

slow wigeon
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Back in aboutt

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December i believe

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Some dude played blues harmonica which made me buy a fender blues deluxe and i have barely used it

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I kinda wanted to play spokey dokey but i believe irs one of the most expert harmonica songs

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What hobby would you get into if time and money weren't an issue?

runic rivet
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probably art

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i mean i'm already kind of into it

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but still!

cunning yarrow
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real estate trollformation

thin edge
dusky pivot
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actually idk

slow wigeon
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and uh

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Mario kart i guess

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Ds had a more fun mario kart game

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And zelda a link to the past on 3ds

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OH YEAH

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AND ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF

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I prefer new leaf over acnh

uneven junco
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When people come to you for help, what do they usually want help with?

uneven junco
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Movie recommendations

dusky pivot
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that's about it

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probably been asked about drawing at least once

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people usually don't come to me for help

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or come to me for anything

runic rivet
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music recommendations (i have superb taste)

tame quest
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Computer stuff, help move thing

uneven junco
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yup

tame quest
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Not gay sex though, im terrible at that

dense storm
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funnily enough I have been stopped like over ten times by random people during my walks last year alone, they were all friendly encounters and most of them wanted either direction or stopped me to compliment my dog and asked to pet him

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that was very sweet

dusky pivot
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repeating qotd questions

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idk i don't know trends

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shut forum
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ah shit

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What's the spiciest thing you've ever eaten?

runic rivet
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idk i haven't gone out of my way to eat much spicy stuff

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a jalapeno i guess lol

uneven junco
dusky pivot
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probably just a mildly spicy salsa or something, never eaten peppers or anything

mild flower
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taki

thin edge
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It was only a little bit so it didnt last long

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But zamn

soft cipher
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some taco from a Mexican restaurant holy shit i couldent read the menu because it was in spanish so i pointed to a picture and they brought it out and god damn that was fucked up that they would even put that on a menu

mild flower
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QOTD: what is the best fortntie skin

dusky pivot
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rick and pickle

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fuckin

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idk

cunning yarrow
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griddy goku

uneven junco
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What's your favorite thing about the area you live in?

dusky pivot
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i can see large mountains on the horizon on my way to school

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that is the only part i like

uneven junco
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The library

cunning yarrow
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syrup

frigid cipher
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Doggy

dense storm
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same!

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lot of birds too

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i see peacocks on my backyard alot of times

slow wigeon
slow wigeon
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Its like 15-20 minutes away

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They have great tea

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And coffee too but i dont really like coffee that much

runic rivet
slow wigeon
runic rivet
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i hope you suffer a sudden life threatening incurable medical issue

runic rivet
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with death coming, on average, approximately 7 days after symptoms begin appearing

runic rivet
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i guess not having any close neighbours is nice

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What is your favorite ethnic or family dish?

dusky pivot
radiant saddle
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Cabbage, smoked sausage, and apples. German.

mild flower
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Big Mac

uneven junco
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Chicken fried steak

slow wigeon
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Scooby snacks

tame quest
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Scooby snacks

slow wigeon
tame quest
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Its ok we can share

runic rivet
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just get some terrible memes from some anime subreddit

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and replace every image with something

slow wigeon
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That breaking bad shit aint funny

runic rivet
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you're really unfunny

slow wigeon
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The badass skull ones were awesome

slow wigeon
runic rivet
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it's true

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you will also die in 72 hours

slow wigeon
thin edge
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If you could level up in life just like in video games, where would you put your next skill point?

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can't believe i forgot this!

mild flower
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Intelligence

dusky pivot
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Idkw

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Which one will make it so that i have friends

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Or be happy

thin edge
cunning yarrow
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defense

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my body will be like iron

runic rivet
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dexterity

tame quest
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Otherwise dex

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What is the farthest you have ever been from where you were born?

soft river
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Born in Southend, UK. Furthest I’ve been is Orlando Florida

runic rivet
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where I live right now

dusky pivot
runic rivet
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born in russia live in sweden

uneven junco
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From Georgia to California

worn dragon
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NYC, born in LA

tame quest
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australia

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What food have you never eaten but would really like to try?

autumn shuttle
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Chicken and waffle

thin edge
# autumn shuttle Chicken and waffle

Kind of overrated honestly. It's nothing special. Just imagine eating chicken, and then imagine eating a waffle, that's what chicken and waffles is like. Those are two good foods but they aren't an especially incredible combination.

autumn shuttle
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Waffle stuff like syrup or chicken stuff likes spicy

thin edge
autumn shuttle
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That s weird as hell

tame quest
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I wouldn’t eat that personally

tame quest
autumn shuttle
tame quest
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So?

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I choose to eat moi alive

autumn shuttle
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Fuck

thin edge
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I would like to try that wagyu steak thing

autumn shuttle
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Idk it seems full of fat

tame quest
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Thats like everywhere, it kinda sucks ngl

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Although i heard most of it around is some cheap substitute

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Maybe real would taste as good as fresh zebra

autumn shuttle
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I feel like shark meat probably tastes good

uneven junco
runic rivet
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fried butter so i can puke while eating it and make fun of Americans

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some tasty popular ramen if i go to japan

runic rivet
slow wigeon
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I went to that place for 3 days wasnt that enjoyable

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Pyramids were cool

worn dragon
thin edge
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Ive had chicken and waffles that are supposed to be famous or amazing

worn dragon
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You had roscoe’s?

thin edge
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And I eat them and im like "yup that sure was chicken as well as waffles"

thin edge
worn dragon
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If you go to LA eat at Roscoe’s

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Scrumpdiddlyumptious chicken and waffles fr

soft river
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The idea of chicken and waffles together baffles me

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Waffles is breakfast

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Chicken is dinner

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WHAT?

thin edge
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The three main food groups:

  1. Chicken
  2. Waffles
  3. Chicken and waffles
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What song is stuck in your head right now?

thin edge
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Was literally singing it in my head right before reading this question

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up there there is so much room where babies burp and flowers blooms

uneven junco
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What happened this week that made you happy?

dusky pivot
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i ,sent audio of me playing guitar to someone in my class and this was their reply

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also some kid at school keeps saying i look like "wednesday" idk what that means but i like it idk

uneven junco
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Me laughing at this video for 30 minutes straight yesterday

worn dragon
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I went out for pizza a couple days ago

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You're going on a road trip, What two items do you make sure to bring with you?

dusky pivot
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car

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me

uneven junco
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Phone, charger

cunning yarrow
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12 ton limestone cube
wallet

soft river
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Infinity gauntlet

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iPhone charger

worn dragon
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Left nut

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Right nut

runic rivet
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´phone with my charger plugged into it (this makes it count as 1 item)

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headphones

soft river
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I’m geeenius like Tony starks

runic rivet
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true

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then instead of bringing meth to the road trip i take it before getting in the car

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you're a smart guy

soft river
autumn shuttle
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2 beer cans

runic rivet
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why not 2 sixers

autumn shuttle
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That would make me a drunk

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I couldn't possibly survive on the island

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Do you like coffee or tea? What kind do you prefer?

autumn shuttle
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Both

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But red fruit tea is gold

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Well I guess it's more of an infusion

dense storm
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Tea

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tea

cunning yarrow
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coffee

dusky pivot
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coffee tastes bad

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so tea

slow wigeon
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Uh

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Cinnamon tea

worn dragon
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Tea

uneven junco
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Love black coffee

runic rivet
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tea

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What is your favorite summer activity?

dusky pivot
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only more summer specific thing i can think of is swimming maybe

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i'm not one for enjoying activities

runic rivet
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swimming

uneven junco
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Being out on the lake

cunning yarrow
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dissociating

slow wigeon
runic rivet
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starving

hollow copper
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Hiking on trails!!!

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What's the story behind your username?

tame quest
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I liked adventure time

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Adventurer2000, the fancy A was because its cool. And then shelly is because i am a turtle man

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I saw this thing called Absolute Heroine somewhere i forgot where

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i just changed it to hero and used it

tame quest
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Dope

uneven junco
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One day I was playing destiny and some guy was named tikemyson and I thought it was funny so I did the same thing for my name on xbox and it just stuck but I just dropped my last name for online stuff

dusky pivot
hollow copper
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I like to write poems but I didn't want to be overly direct. At the same time, it's also inspired by ddlc, particularly Yuri

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strawbs is just because i think its cute

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but i guess strawberry cupcake also is related to natsuki

runic rivet
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i was gonna try catfishing people on a discord server and tried to find an egirl name and found this

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but then I liked it so i kept it

worn dragon
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I smell

soft river
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I like monkeys

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And also spiderman

uneven junco
uneven junco
slow wigeon
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My name sucks

fast walrus
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Joseph Stalin

runic rivet
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What's something you do differently than most other people?

autumn shuttle
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Sexy time with the wife

fast walrus
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Uhhh

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I don't think anything

soft river
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I keep it 💯

slow wigeon
mild flower
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i puit my headphone on the worng way

slow wigeon
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Your dumb

mild flower
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you mean you're dumb

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idiot

worn dragon
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I put on my pants one leg at a time

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What are your most anticipated upcoming games in 2023!

tame quest
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Skyrim in space game

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same

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that and baldurs gate 3

soft cipher
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Elden ring dlc and botw 2

dusky pivot
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nothing

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i'm currently not anticipating anything

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nothing to be excited about

thin edge
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Barbie

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By Greta Gerwig

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With Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie

worn dragon
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Tears of the kingdom

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Jedi survivor

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Mortal kombat 12

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Starfield

uneven junco
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Botw 2 better be the best game ever

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qotd

cunning yarrow
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there are games being released?

fast walrus
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Uhhb

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Silksong

runic rivet
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hades 2 silksong

slow wigeon
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Mario 64

mild flower
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lil wayne the video game

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What's your favorite ice cream topping?

uneven junco
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No toppings is best

dusky pivot
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cause then you just get gummy worms

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not even like a topping

hollow copper
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Sometimes peanuts or chocolate or caramel...

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Or berries... or Graham cracker crumbs...

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Really depends on the type of ice cream, flavour, texture,,,

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But I'll just give one of each category... let's say... peanuts, blueberries, caramel sauce, and peanut butter cups

autumn shuttle
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Ice cream

fast walrus
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No toppings

runic rivet
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no toppings

soft river
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jam

slow wigeon
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No toopin

slow wigeon
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Mo toopppinh

worn dragon
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Honey mustard

slow wigeon
soft cipher
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Oreo

shut forum
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big gay balls

fast walrus
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Yeah

hollow copper
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Mhm

worn dragon
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I agree

slow wigeon
cunning yarrow
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indubitably

soft cipher
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Delectable

dusky pivot
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what is the question

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i don't think that's a real question

hollow copper
dusky pivot
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what is the question

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that's a noun with two adjectives

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it's not even a full sentence

hollow copper
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big gay balls

dusky pivot
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that's not a question

hollow copper
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big

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right?

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gay

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balls

dusky pivot
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that's not a question

hollow copper
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sure it is

dusky pivot
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no it isn't

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it's not even a full sentence

hollow copper
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people seemed to have answers

dusky pivot
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well that's their fault

hollow copper
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big gay balls

dusky pivot
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that's not a question

hollow copper
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big gay balls

dusky pivot
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that's not a question

hollow copper
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big gay balls

dusky pivot
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not a question

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not a full sentence

hollow copper
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gay balls big?

dusky pivot
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still not a full sentence

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and that's very vague

hollow copper
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gay balls. big?

dusky pivot
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again that's not a full sentence

hollow copper
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big gay; balls

dusky pivot
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there's still no verb

hollow copper
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Gay Big balls.

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🏀

dusky pivot
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you also aren't the qotd bot so i don't trust your question as official

dusky pivot
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not a sentence

hollow copper
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balls is the verb

dusky pivot
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not a question

dusky pivot
hollow copper
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Gay Big is the noun he's a guy

dusky pivot
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does he ball?

hollow copper
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he does ball

dusky pivot
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oh

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i should kill someone

hollow copper
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Gay Big's big gay balls?

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yeah

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probably

dusky pivot
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why do i feel as if my life is somehow going to end soon

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like i am in the last years of my life

soft river
dusky pivot
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yeah,,,

hollow copper
dusky pivot
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oh

hollow copper
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When things change, that feeling will probably go away

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I'm in a similar boat somewhat

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At least that's my assumption

dusky pivot
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well how can that change

hollow copper
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Change is inevitable

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Nothing ever stays truly the same

dusky pivot
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it seems like things would have to change a lot for it to feel as if there is enough things to do for the next several decades

dusky pivot
hollow copper
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Yeah I've definitely been there

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There are a million things that are impossible to imagine

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Feelings you've never felt

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Places you couldn't even think existed

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They'll find their way into your life

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No direct solution really, unfortunately

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But keep living life. Things will have to change and that change will lead to learning new things

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For now, just focus on taking care of yourself the best way you know how

dusky pivot
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idk how to

hollow copper
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Well you know, personal philosophy, eating food that makes you feel good, interacting with media that makes you happy

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All basic things

dusky pivot
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things don't generally make me feel happy,

hollow copper
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Yeah. Me neither.

dusky pivot
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i guess i have personal philosophy

hollow copper
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There's something in that

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Don't think too hard about it. Those are just examples of things that already exist in your life

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If you do want to progress yourself, I'd recommend journaling about how you feel and then reflecting on those journal later

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It's kinda hard but genuinely really helpful

dusky pivot
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it is?

hollow copper
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It helps my girlfriend recognize her progress a lot

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And it can help you identify things that make you feel better or worse over the course of time

dusky pivot
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i have written stuff like that sometimes kind of

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on a few occasions

hollow copper
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Ever go back and read them?

dusky pivot
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yeah

hollow copper
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Good

dusky pivot
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i google translated some of them into finnish idk why i did that

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i think it was so i could post it on a server or something and hope that people didn't notice but also maybe that they did notice idk

hollow copper
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Well, I understand that feeling pretty well

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I think it's good to have that type of outreach

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When it's hard to put yourself out in other ways

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But something like that sounds like tactics I use sometimes

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Being indirect and whoever picks on up it and wants to interact does

dusky pivot
hollow copper
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No, it doesn't work that often

dusky pivot
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my other method at the time was that goldifsh image

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that i took at like 5 am

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this is pure distress

hollow copper
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Yeah

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I understand

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I'll try to take mind of that

dusky pivot
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it's worse than i remember it being

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but i had almost the same perspective on my feelings at the time that i wrote it as i do looking back on it

hollow copper
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How long ago was that?

dusky pivot
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the earliest writing was 06/20/2022, but it didn't start out as being about my feelings

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well

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it was, but not directly

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and then i added to it 07/06 and 07/08

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where it became more direct

hollow copper
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Well, that's good progress and definitely a good way to do it

dusky pivot
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the first finnish one was 7/13

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i goes kind of hard ngl cause translating it back into english with google translate makes the word choice kind of weird

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the last writing was on 7/31

hollow copper
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I like to be pretty indirect about my feelings when I write poetry. I like to use words that invoke a similar feeling overall

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That's okay not to change so much since then

dusky pivot
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but that one is even more indirect and doesn't express specific instances of any feelings

hollow copper
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That's good too

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Doesn't necessarily have to be about feelings. The feeling can be within the writing, and when you read it back, you remember the feeling you intended when you wrote it

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Nothing is ever black and white

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Though I know it's easier working with literals

shut forum
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**You have to sing karaoke, what song do you pick?
**

thin edge
runic rivet
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idk probably some David Bowie song

autumn shuttle
slow wigeon
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No idea

shut forum
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What is the most irrational superstition you have?

runic rivet
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none

slow wigeon
fast walrus
autumn shuttle
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In France we just touch the wood

shut forum
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What is the dumbest way you've been hurt?

thin edge
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I typed it but it had "scr aped" in it so automod got rid of it

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I aint typing allat again

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Sorry I guess youll never know

shut forum
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hack the server and access message logs and paste it here

fast walrus
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When I was a kid I stomped out a fire while wearing sandals

thin edge
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Oh one time I was on an escalator and put my foot on one of the sides, the escalator then swallowed my foot and sprained my ankle really badly

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I refused to use escalators for years after that

fast walrus
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Jesus Christ

uneven junco
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I was in the back of a pick up truck with some friends and I was on the edge and when my friend went to park he swerved onto the side of the road and I fell off and hit the pavement and blacked out for like 10 minutes and was bleeding from my head everywhere and had to go to the hospital

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Also when I was younger I was on a zip line in my family’s backyard and as soon as I grabbed on I fell and hit my head and blacked out but no bleeding this time

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I tried sending another but it keeps getting deleted

runic rivet
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when i was a kid i was trying to get a big rock up somewhere

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and i dropped it on my foot and lost my toenail

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nails grow back though so it's not that bad

worn dragon
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I broke my pinky trying to steal the ball in a basketball pick up game

slow wigeon
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And my mum told me to stop whining

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Bitch i broke a bone

dusky pivot
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i don't think i've been seriously injured in any way not that i can remember

uneven junco
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Another time I accidentally fell down an entire flight of stairs as a little kid

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Idk how I didn’t die tbh

slow wigeon
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I fell down like 18 stairs when i was carrying boxes

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And hurt my shoulder really badly

mild flower
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i do a wheely but i fall backward

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and thr bike landedon me

shut forum
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I was once cycling down a hill with full speed, brakes failed completely

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big rock ahead

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crash :(

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broke leg

mild flower
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one time i pillow fight i fall down arm stuck inbed frame thing ibreak arm

soft river
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When I was a kid in Portugal

runic rivet
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i lost another nail through some see saw thing

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i think i put my finger/nail somewhere there in the middle

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i think ive lost a third nail but i don't remember how

slow wigeon
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When i was a kid

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I was using a pencil

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And i was like

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“What if i stuck this in my hand?”

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And i did it

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And i got graphite in my hand

uneven junco
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Same here lol

shut forum
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What were you thinking when you were committing those sinful crimes? Do you think god will forgive you? Do you really think your horrible crimes are forgivable?

dusky pivot
runic rivet
autumn shuttle
worn dragon
fast walrus
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He will forgive me for He is merciful I truly repent for my sins

uneven junco
shut forum
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If you could be on any game show, which one would it be?

autumn shuttle
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Squid game

uneven junco
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video game dunkey

uneven junco
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Family feud

fast walrus
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Takeshi's castle

shut forum
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the american ninja thing

thin edge
#

FAMILY FEUD

slow wigeon
mild flower
dusky pivot
#

family feud

shut forum
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What invention doesn't get a lot of love, but has greatly improved the world?

tame quest
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Family feud

fast walrus
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Hmm

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Gay porn

worn dragon
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Bob esponja

shut forum
dusky pivot
#

garfield the cat

slow wigeon
shut forum
#

What fictional item do you wish you owned in real life?

slow wigeon
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Actually

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Fludd

tame quest
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Ben 10 watch

slow wigeon
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That drug they used in cowboy bebop

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Or whatever

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Ot was in the first episode

tame quest
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Meth from breaking bad

umbral umbra
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Portal gun

autumn shuttle
thin edge
worn dragon
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The dog from john wick

fast walrus
#

A big gun

fast walrus
runic rivet
#

gravity gun

dense storm
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A truly omnipotent immortal god emperor of mankind

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🥺

shut forum
#

estrogen

slow wigeon
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estrogen

tame quest
#

A truly democratic political estrogen

dusky pivot
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i always liked the way the pizza in the old tmnt cartoon looked

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so

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that pizza

tame quest
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For me, the fictional item I want is videogame_munkey

shut forum
#

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

cunning yarrow
#

could?
i will eat garlic bread for the rest of my life

soft river
#

Yeah garlic bread

fast walrus
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Grilled chicken

autumn shuttle
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Fried chicken or pizza

runic rivet
#

probably something with the possibility of variety like tacos or pizza

worn dragon
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Spaghet

thin edge
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Cocks

dusky pivot
tame quest
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My wish came true

shut forum
#

What are the best april fools pranks you have done?

tame quest
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Pranked myself by developing alcoholism

uneven junco
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I didn’t do it but one time on a spring break trip in high school my friends mom woke us all up and told us we were in trouble since she found the alcohol and said she called all of our parents to come pick us up

dense storm
dusky pivot
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you know

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.

uneven junco
dusky pivot
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what a stupid fucking holiday

uneven junco
#

hey munkey

dusky pivot
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hey guys let's all do pranks on a set day, that way everyone will expect it and the pranks won't even work haha

uneven junco
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I'm outside your house rn

dusky pivot
dusky pivot
uneven junco
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ok

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I am inside

dusky pivot
#

ok

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are you sure you got the right house?

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is their a large package of yehuda matzos

dense storm
uneven junco
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I am in your walls

dusky pivot
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what a ridiculous statement

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then maybe you do know nothing

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if you actually think that

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or maybe it is true

dusky pivot
dense storm
dusky pivot
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what is this

uneven junco
dusky pivot
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wht

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aothe

#

oaeubg

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5:22 am

dense storm
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munkey.exe crashed

dusky pivot
#

things will most likely not improve for the forseeable future

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and will very possibly get far worse in the future

dense storm
#

What will get far worse in the future

dusky pivot
#

everything

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well

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no

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some things will probably improve or stop being an issue and others will become far far worse

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and new things will become probems

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problems

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that's what i would guess

dusky pivot
uneven junco
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you make a good point

dusky pivot
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i'm sorry i shouldn't have sent that

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that was an ovveraction

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you didn't deserve something so harsh

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probably isn't appropriate to send to the server at all

uneven junco
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didn't know soad actually copied weird al for toxicity

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crazy

dusky pivot
#

wdym

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in what way did they do that

uneven junco
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they got the lyrics from him

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for chop suey

dusky pivot
#

nuh uh

uneven junco
#

yea uh

thin edge
dusky pivot
shut forum
#

What is your favorite life hack?

dense storm
#

Tax evasion

dusky pivot
cunning yarrow
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when i hack the life out of someone with an axe

runic rivet
#

using glue and honey to repair my phone screen

tame quest
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Tax evasion

viscid mango
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Tax evasion

fast walrus
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Not paying your taxes

dusky pivot
#

basically you just get out of paying your taxes saves a lot of money

shut forum
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What's something that a lot of people are missing out on because they don't know about it?

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gay porn

autumn shuttle
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Space pussy

worn dragon
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My penor

viscid mango
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Heroin

fast walrus
#

Russian fallout 2 mods

dense storm
shut forum
#

What's your current earbug (song that your mind can't seem to get off replay)?

uneven junco
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I hate this song with every fiber of my being

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It’s not even good and it’s been stuck in my head for years, and it’s not even catchy

dusky pivot
#

actually none right now

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no song

tame quest
#

Coma coma coma coma chameleon

shut forum
#

**What is your favorite quote?
**

viscid mango
#

shoutout to all the pear

dusky pivot
slow wigeon
soft river
slow wigeon
shut forum
#

If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?

dusky pivot
#

what this says?

thin edge
#

If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask?

uneven junco
hollow copper
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What are the origins of the universe... or... How did the first cells start living

mild flower
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why my toenail purple

hollow copper
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Drink to much... purple flurp...

soft cipher
dusky pivot
#

maybe you're just an actual irl impostor

shut forum
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What is the nicest surprise or favor someone has done for you?

runic rivet
#

i don't remember

autumn shuttle
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Threw a birthday party for me

uneven junco
#

My friends and my mom threw a surprise birthday party for me

thin edge
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That one time

fast walrus
#

Blowjob

shut forum
#

What food is underrated?

viscid mango
#

Gra pes

thin edge
cunning yarrow
#

mushrooms

fast walrus
#

Broccoli

shut forum
#

Papaya

uneven junco
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Grilled cheese with sugar

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Everybody shits on it which is crazy to me considering that’s how my first one was

viscid mango
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w sugar?

runic rivet
uneven junco
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Just put sugar on the cheese before you grill it

fast walrus
#

You need to be locked up ...

cunning yarrow
#

actual culinary crime

uneven junco
#

There’s literally sugar in cheez its

worn dragon
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Apple pie with cheddar cheese

uneven junco
#

You should try cheddar cheese pie

worn dragon
#

What

cunning yarrow
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using sugar to feed bacteria in cheese and using sugar to sweeten a cheese sandwich are 2 completely different things

cunning yarrow
uneven junco
shut forum
#

**If you could use magic to do one mundane task for the rest of your life, what would it be?
**

tame quest
#

Exercise for me

uneven junco
#

Use the bathroom

fast walrus
cunning yarrow
#

anything relating to school assignments

shut forum
runic rivet
#

practice a musical instrument

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(i do not find this mundane but others do)

tame quest
#

Do crack for me

dense storm
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catching free time gain!

shut forum
#

thats a good idea

runic rivet
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am i misunderstanding the question here

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isn't it asking "which mundane task do you want to do for the rest of your life?"

shut forum
#

no

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use magic to do it for you so that you dont have to do it

runic rivet
#

but that's not what the question says!!

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edit it buddy!!

shut forum
#

wdym thats what is says

runic rivet
#

read it carefully

shut forum
#

you do that

runic rivet
#

anyways if we're going by that (which is wrong btw!)

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i would remove eating

shut forum
#

what would the correct version be?

runic rivet
#

If you could use magic to remove one mundane task from your life, what would it be?

shut forum
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yeah it removes by doing it by itself

runic rivet
#

ohhh

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wtf is that phrasing man..

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qotd bot needs to get it together

shut forum
#

fr

slow wigeon
#

I’m sooo sick of robbing banks nowadays it’s just a chore

shut forum
#

What stats for your life would you most like to see?

viscid mango
#

pounds shat

runic rivet
#

didn't we have this question already

shut forum
#

did we?

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mb then

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What song is a 10/10, yet hardly anyone has heard of it?

slow wigeon
#

Shawty wanna fuck

viscid mango
#

Say it ain’t so

dusky pivot
#

let's just say as a qualifier "hardly anyone has heard of it" has to be less than 100,000 on that number thing on spotify

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maybe less than 50,000 i'm gonna look through some more tracks

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i'll go less than 50,000

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one of them doesn't have a number at all damn

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this is pretty strict, not even the miasmatic necrosis song i wanted on there is less than 50,000

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also might have to relisten to a few albums to figure out which ones go on there
i'm making a playlist

mild flower
#

love sosa

dusky pivot
#

and timeghoul i haven't listened in a while but so i'm just assuming those are 5s because its timeghoul except for boiling in the hourglass that one i know for sure

shut forum
#

**What made you start using discord?

**

dusky pivot
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i don't remember

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i made my account in 2018 when i was 12

thin edge
#

Being a fucking idiot that's how

shut forum
#

same

uneven junco
#

Had noone to talk to about stuff that i liked as much as i did

soft river
#

I thought it was cool because all the YouTubers used it to talk to each other

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Now look at me

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Addicted to fart videos and super Mario

runic rivet
#

my friend made me get it I think

dense storm
#

Listen to this

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I urge you

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Listen to this

shut forum
autumn shuttle
#

COVID starting

fast walrus
#

My friend

slow wigeon
#

Friends

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To talk to them

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My ass was using Skype up until 2020