Once there was a man
#rhyming story
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With a plan
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And a flan
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Who loved himself some jam
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And he said "oh boy i love myself some jam"
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Turns out the jam was a human hand
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That human hand once played for a rock band
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They disbanded because of the drummers contraband
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That drummer packed all his things and left the rest of the band in the sand
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The band in the sand were damned in the land
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Besides the sand was a man named Sam who liked to eat green eggs and ham
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He went to jail for domestic abuse and had to call Saul Goodman
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Saul goodman didnt like ham and wanted the lamb
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And he want Blue Bell mint chocolate chip ice cream in a pint sized can
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He also got a soda
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The soda promoting star wars yoda
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He drinks the soda on a sofa
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Then he bought an orange
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He shared it with his friend George
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Geore wanted to eat the orange with his porridge
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George costanza
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He was writing a poem but couldn't come up with the first stanza
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He had an idea and wrote down "bonanza"
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His Italian friend Mario was waiting for him at the airport and says to himself "it's gonna be-a forever until this goddamn-a plane lands-a"
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Then Donkey Kong jumped in, said "where's my banana?"
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The banana was in Indiana
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The man with a plan and a flan who loved himself some jam looking for donkey kong's banana in Indiana met a girl named Hannah
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Hannah said "cool"
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Then they kissed by the pool
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And got some gabagool
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But the man was a fool
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He bought poisoned gabagool
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And he died painfully on the stool
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Donkey kong lamented: "oo oo"
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Donkey kong took a shit, he ate his poo
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Diddy looked at him and said "what the fuck dude"
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Dixie texted an emote, she Morgan Freeman true'd
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Cranky proposed that Japan gets nuked
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and duked by Randy
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But Randy got fluked
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And he didn’t have a clue
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That somebody took his Stadia, too
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He went on a rollercoaster and said woo
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Unfortunately he tragically dies from a wild kangaroo
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Cow go moo
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I gotta poo
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The end