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ich spreche englisch
I mean I stuck in English grammar so I prefer German
ill do that later cya guys
und klein deutsch
i hate english
i hate it so much
why do we have to spell things like this
i spell them how they sound and there wrong
thats not how words should work
kein is no though
Yes
i meant to say, some german
Oh
Und etwas Deutsch
ach so
any tips for getting better at german?
yo honestly this whole server was really nice
But no one says that
im still stuck at
Start with the words
die das der
your favorit bad opion gambler is out!
how TF do i know if a park is die das or der 😭
We know our grammar is hard so we don’t really care if you say „das Hund“ instead of „der Hund“
Well mostly der for male, die for female and das for things
so if i say der katze uts fine?
But that’s not so often
Katze is gemalt so it’s die
But yeah it’s fine
i see i see
We know what you mean and honestly, some of us also sometimes screw up
I actully don’t know sometimes if things are der die oder das
btw dyk what my motivation to learn german is?
Idk, wanna visit us?
uum i mean that'd be nice
but not really
you could say i wanna learn some languages
and then have fun with them
such as
Oh I see
imagine im hanging out with my friends who dont know i can speak german
That would be cool
i could just go "hollon im getting a call from my grandma" and start speaking german 😭
just to see the look on their faces
Haha I wann see that
hell yeah
But yeah I alo wanna learn more European languages
but i gotta stop saying ach so first 🥀🥀
Since I live near the boarder to France Belgium and Netherlands
i see i see
i also wanna learn russian
Everyone says Achso
not really
Heyo Flammen !
I only know how to say hello
im the only person who says ghat in my circle
Hey Haru, how are you
i only know cyka blyat 💀
Good and you ?
Oh and durak
that's new to me
I am fine but I have to get to work soon
It means idiot
And it’s a game name
That’s why I know it
chat is this enough to tell that i like counter strike?😭
Ah... I'm taking a break from mine right now
What time is it for you ?
Yeah understandable
15.06
I work at the register and have the late shift
Woo
Guys wich one is better nightreign or shadow of the erdtree
Do you play solo or with friends ?
i wish i knew the answer
No im wondering if I should buy it
One of them
well how do you play then
What’s that?
Oof must be hard
alone or w friends
elden ring dlcs
It’s actully pretty chill I only do it because I wanna earn money while in school
Ahh
Yeah I know, but buy Nightreigns if you have friends to play with, Shadow if you want to play solo
I only work 40 hours a month
Is playing with randoms not fun?
its still something
Meh
Yeah, money is money
depends
hell yeah
Working AND going to school is hard, respect
School won't pay itself
It’s okay, honestly don’t need school anymore
Are you actively looking for a job or taking a break ?
It does
In my country depending on what you do, it will pay me
neither
im just a college student in his 2nd year
And since I wanna become a Physiotherapeut (don’t know the Englisch word) I will get money
Didn't spend one dime in school
Yeah same my country help me but it don't cover everything
Well ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN
Ah i See
ig so
But I am „normal“ school still for my degree

school i free 🧍
uh btw
is distilled water the one you add in the batteries?
Huuuuuh... Isn't it battery acid ?
Not all schools unfortunately
yeah im confused
Does distilled water have enough electrolytes ?
most schools in europe and from what i know most of the world except private schools. you american?
does the battery acid look like water?
It also depends on like if it’s school for basic education or that school were you learn for a job
Because in Germany for most schools afterwards to get a job you need to pay
yeah it does
Yes
well
strange
uh "collages" or my countries version of that are still free, its like that for the most part. you just need good grades to get in
theres a really distinct difference whne it dries tho
Oh yeah collages 😅 forgot the name
Colleges
i remember drinking water from a water bottle which was placed near a battery in childhood... 💀
No I'm in Europe but engeneering school isn't free
Thx
There's also a distinct difference when you touch it 
Leleleoeloeleo
But it also isn't a lot it's pretty cheap still
YOU WHAT
Yeah same here
bro LOVED to drink battery acid when he was 8
is it a private school or like a fine school or smth, i know in the uk you have to pay too just not as much
yes your skin may or may not suffer burns
You're lucky you just puked
idk man, it seemed like normal water 😭

why was it just sitting outside with no label on it vro
idk man, and my kid self didn't even think it was weird
may have been mixed with water, it would proboably hurt to drink batery acid and if not it would taste like shit
fair enough
Honestly having to pay a lot of money to becalm a doctor or something like this is just not right
dude probably went the water tastes rather peculiar today
It's not
No public school but it's just 600€ a year so kinda cheap
like "ah yes a fine sample of water ive been blessed with today, its rather strange"
lowkey 😭
well its better then american schools 💔
"the water doesn't taste watery" 
Private is more like 5k a year
Yeah same in German depending on what you do, if it’s higher education you have to pay if it’s like „lower“ you get money
I googled "solution that looks like water but kills you", I'm DMing the first answer
dont you know, im still standing better than i ever did 🗣️
wonder whats this bottle of battery acid also doing so close to it
does he know
hear me out, would the radiance be keter class or apollyon class in the scp universe
"mh yes rather strange, well it wouldnt hurt to give it a sip"
its been ages my guy
sip?💀
who said it was a sip
to take a sip? a sip of water? you... you didnt right?
well, it was more than just a sip...
vro
i didn't
are yall dying
this guy drank battery acid
no
yea i got that
in past 😭
in pasta?!
no
nkg "says less"
he says "says less" or
It's funny because in France really expensive school have the reputation of being bad
If you have to pay 10k for your engeneering degree it's most of the time because you were not good enough to go in the cheap ones
They're all business school so.....

The best school in France pay you lmao
Yeah business school are trash
Wasn't taking them into account
Wait are you from France Argurux ?
Hi haru
Hey Darsh
Did u get off today
From work
I don’t really think German school have this kind of reputation
Did it end

I actully never here people saying oh no this schools good or this is bad
I'm technically still at work
who isnt unemployed and can do nothing all day??
But I want to throw my PC out, been trying to code a dynamic map of France since 5h
Yes
that's nice
Don't u do data?
Hey noice, fellow baguette
It seem to be really different from us for engeneering most people look at ranking of schools and compare each other a lot
walter ride
🥖
speaking of fire crackers
Breaking bad if it was even more peak
i might snort gunpowder someday
I also have to create visuals to vulgarize those data for the public, and if something doesn't exist, I code it
did bro munch on them too
Vulgarize
I honestly need to say that I am not that much of a expert, since I only want to do a „smaller know“ job
no unfortunately
I don’t even know if there is an English translation for what I am going to go
i did however light a firework while holding it in hand 💀
"unfortunately" is crazy work 😭
Do you still have a hand..?
again, as a kid
The most important thing is that u like what u do
😭
yes
how many fingers you got
Yeah that’s true
it wasn't one of the
I was gonna say
exploding ones
WYM?!?
its the one that goes up in the sky
oh so a rocket without the actual firework
…and then explodes
bro was trying to go to space 🙏
but i left it when i felt the hot 😭
those are fireworks
Oh btw what I wanted to ask, did anyone here do p5 hitless?
I think I misused a word... Vulgarize in french is "simplify"
not hitless, i wanna keep my sanity
Ngl pretty funny
There’s a diff?
I have laughing since
Understandable
Imagining a person's job being to make a map unsuitable for kids
yeh, fire works blow up bigger and have colored gunpowder, firecrackers dont
I got on my first attempted today to sly and was then completely destroyed
P5 attempted obv
I have my personnal AI for that, insults me every two sentences

Insult the clanker back
yes.
So like fireworks are the pretty ones ok
I always thought they were the same thing and had like different names in different places
istg i was so stupid as a kid
Here in the uk you hear both
No I mean I used data samples !
Anways
FRANCE?!?!?
I didn't insult it !
😡
You know there are training sets for personnalities on the net... Like Tsun or Yandere
💀
France is dumb and like we hate them in England
It’s like a requirement
Oh a BRI'HISH
We hate you too, high five !
Yoooooo high fiiive 🔥🔥
what is your job even about 🥀🥀🥀
Tbf it's the same for us
france hate is undserved mfs killed a ceo 40 years before it was cool
And kings 200 years back
It's complicated...
Yall think you’re so high and mighty cause you have a Disneyland
simplify it...
Vulgarize it haru
what
Officially I work for the government as a data scientist to... Do everything Data and IA related
We basically are the same countries except our food isn't dogshit and we have Disneyland
Wdym officialy
I might have used that to train an IA on the side as a personnal assistant
Tell us the unofficial part

complaint noted, england shall get a Disneyland Birmingham
"officially" 
bro into shady business?
Are u a unofficial mime for the French government
Nah I just used datas I have access to for somethign else than work
mf is admin abusing irl
He is
Maybe
@francoisbayrou arrest this mf
Imagine that but in french
alr imma hop off now
I'm so hidden behind shitloads of administrative bullshit, I'll be dead when your info had been processed
cya guys later 
Cyaaaa
Guys, i think were gettin silksong in the next indie world
We are going to find u haru
I have a feeling
Go to ss disc
THE graphings is to good for this game
My break is over good afternoon gang 👍
Yeah same, talked too much, cya guys
Thank you Steve jobless 🙏
Dont I know you
I swear I've seen you in a different server
Wasn't it memes in the basement
Or
/r/ memes
just check his acc if you have any mutual servers
i've never been in a memes discord server you're thinking of someone else
Is that number next to your name how many other steve jobless accounts exist?
no its the number of days remaining until the sun swallows the earth's orbit
Thats really strange
If you aren't the person I saw before
Then there was an account completely identical
i mean i really doubt i'm the only person on discord to have thought of "steve jobless"
No the bio and everything
i've spoken in like 3 public servers ever (including this one) so either you are or have been a member of one of the other two or you're tweaking tf out 💀
What are the other servers
Apple and apple
theres a south park episode about this
Which one
that one
i just beat PURE VESSEL!!!!!!!! YESSSS
dm por favor
LETS GOO
i was capping
my bad twin
did you watch the latest one tho
No
what
oh i dont either
Twin behaviour
people dont watch it for animation 😔
it is funny
sorry i szoned out
it is funny
i did have fun watching the eps
it can get quite graphic at times tho
Also why is write sins not tradegy kinda peak music
cause it is peak bro
thats fair enough man
carter lowkey makes me laugh with the tangent he goes on at times
what is lil bro on

Is that a jumping spider
Hi arrow
Hi

Can't believe I came in here just in time to see someone with a jumping spider pfp
Good...
Horror my favorite yayaya
Are you judging me
...
Too bad I don't care <3
:)
You either love spiders or hate them
No one’s just ok with spiders
I am ok with them
I'm actually scared of them I just find them fascinating
How so?
Well most of them can’t hurt you either
I know but they're still kinda scary
Ya
Cursed to look spooky but be gentle
Indeed
Like that one caterpillar that wears dead bugs as armour 😭
That's why I don't mind them when they just stay away from me
WHAT
Look it up X3
I don't want to T-T
U found a twin arrow
Don’t remember the name but that should be you there
Not really but I do like her
Uh huh
Whaaaaaaar

Shits straight outta the coliseum of fools
That doesn't look real
Oh it is! X3
Ai... looking...
Looks tasty...
Oh dear
Yes...
Let’s not forget the staurnidae caterpillar
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Which belongs on another planet
Nature is fucking sick we gotta stop global warming and pollution
I love it so much I'm going to eat it now ok?

I lovelovelovelovelove moths btw
I rly love the uh
Thingy?
:)
When I was a kid they were EVERYWHERE around my home
That’s my pet name for my partner cause they’re both such beautiful things
And when I was at the lowest point in my life I asked god for a sign and when I woke up there were like 20 moths outside my window and a beautiful sunset
Sunrise*
so yeah they’re like my spirit animal X3
AAAAAAAAAAAA 🫶
Moths are the best X3
That's amazing
hi arrow 
Hiii
sup
I just woke up a little bit ago
i see i see
Woa
good, wby?
my dog did this once
i was lowkey flabbergasted
My aunt's dog shook her head no once
Good
I love how they just like don’t abide by rules
Cause this one looks like it’s from the jungle but it’s found in the uk X3
something like this?
QOHDUEWOFBEWUFB
Wait I think I know that one what is it called again
Idk I wasn't there
ah
Cecropias are beautiful
The red
Red isn't my favorite color but I love it and especially love it in nature
reminds me of seer
YUMYHNKLRN
Reminds me more of thistlewind
i'd scream if i saw that flying towards me 
we have lots of cool bugs here in theory but in practice i js see mosquitoes and cockroaches 💀
Just remembered I actually have moth ocs...
Show them
I love cecropias too but they get knocked down a point for reminding me of markoth
They don't exist visually
Seconded X3
Nah ✨
U wanna tell us about them
💤
I don't I'm not awake enough
yes
*Pretty
pretty scary yes
okay to your defence, the colors and all are cool
but i'd get jumpscared thrice if i saw it once
btw that nico in your pfp?,
ONESHOT MENTIONED
i see i see
anyone here fw birds ⁉️
still haven't played that
i just know her cuz indie cross
nein
Also north speaking of your pfp and profile I love like everything about it as a fellow transfem X3
My profile says any cause I joined when I was still forcing myself to be nonbinary X3
Some are cool
Like falconing is badass
:333
we got a bunch of cool birds here like look at this majestic ass mf
Point taken
Owls are pretty badass too
Silent killers
Zote
hell yeah

Mrrrrp mrow
😦

His coming was told in the prophecies

in which prophecy is zote the highest being
im interested
I love pigeon and seagulls they are silly
i like chicken 💀
Same they are very cute
and protein
Yooooo
😋🍽️
I like pigeons cause they’re just like what I think of when I think of America
I’ve been in America a good half of my life considering half my family lives over there and there’s always freaking pigeons
Not that there aren’t pigeons in London
We have a lot of them in France too they are in every cities
lots near my house too
my mom feeds them
Don't u have a lot of squirrels in London?
more extremely blurry bird photographs
Bird
Goated mom
Fair TwT
But like this little corner is and that’s what matters X3
yes
My grandma place had like peacocks
Yep
Our birds over here are swans
What does he do with them
protein?
Not enough
But what if I take a swan from France to England does I lose ownership??
No it’s illegal to even touch them much less kill them
No you get arrested
yeah cats better
😭
sending a swan to france probably considered treason
Fr
Smuggling swans using the Eurostars lmao
Don’t worry King Charles I’ll protect your swans from the French
England strongest soldier
what happens if a swan flies to france of its own volition
it it considered an enemy of the state
XDDD
valid question
No clue but that seems like the kind of eccentric nonsense we get up to
Martial court his ass
I guess it’s a traitor now
does the king still own swans that fly out of the country ⁉️
Can they even fly that far?
Like the English Channel is a looong way for a swan
Hate finds trans people everywhere 😭🙏
Yknow rq back to England and its bird obsession I feel like I need to mention the tower ravens
They’re mean TwT
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🏳️⚧️🗣️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🔥🏳️⚧️🗣️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🔥🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🔥🏳️⚧️🔥🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🔥🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🔥🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🏳️⚧️🗣️
what's that?
Bewick swans migrate all the way from Siberia
So there’s the Tower of London right
why is this image a gif
This channel in particular is the place all the -phobes this server gets seem to funnel into to get banned
It's like a magnet for them
And in the tower you have these ravens which apparently are like magic or some shit
“If they leave the tower will fall”
So we clip their feathers so they can’t leave 😭
This actually happened after one kept flying off and visiting a pub
Most British bird award goes to that raven
Oh dang
england the type of country to have a task force to capture ravens living on the tower of london and clip their wings
i call this the 4th dimension
It is kinda
Let people stab each other in London but don't let a single raven leave this tower
🔥🇬🇧🔥🇬🇧🔥🇬🇧🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇬🇧🗣️🔥🇬🇧🔥🇬🇧🔥🇬🇧🔥🇬🇧🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🇬🇧🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
ANEN
AMEN****
😭
Nobody let the birds leave
But stabbing is fine
oof
god save the king 🗣️ 🔥 🇬🇧
We’re all good on stabbing
that's terrible
It’s not like a painful way
It’s the same someone who owns a parrot might
brits already conquered the world mfs just doing side quests now
but its stripping them of their freedom
112% completion ass country
They’re the secondary feathers which just prevent prolonged flight
FR 😭
We beat the main game already
the uk is just biding their time as soon as space travel is figured out we are seeing the Second British Empire
British Intergalactic Empire
on king and country the WHOLE UNIVERSE is gonna speak english 🙏
XDD
All the aliens are gonna be Christian and speak English
Like we did to the native Americans 😭
That was like every colonizer country tho
Spain did that
France did that I’m pretty sure
Don’t think you’re pure baguette people
᠌
XDDD
Haru u here
᠌
᠌
2?
uwu
hell yeah 🗣️ 🔥
w<
:3
:3
:3
:3
Single braincell individuals :3
most major civilizations have done a fair bit of colonizing its js that europe did it the most recently and on the largest scale
Fire
I love clash
True that
The most recognizable anyway
:3 chain combined with a discussion on colonialism
you dont need braincels to be silly
average offtopic conversation
Yeah so fire
just launched my phone across the room trying to shoo my car away
Ok I know that means cat but I just imagined you shooing a car away 😭
Why u shooing a car
LMFAO that is way funnier
Never left
Remote work?
Wait, did you do that ?
cause it's being too loud
I know
I'm surprised it's still in there, I haven't visited the OneShot discord in forever lol
no u don't know
Illegal silencer removal is such a bother
who said it's illegal
Yeah I made the bg for it, specifically
Twin
Friend of mine drew Niko
you're asking for too much
Goddamnit I don't have the kneeling emoji
how i love
steve bout to drop a banger
Fr
when did he drop dead the first time
Like 2010
and you were there
He had a job then
NOOO
its recognizable cause its recent; other civilizations did it so long ago that the changes they brought about are just the new culture in those places
like how arabs colonized and spread their culture and language across north africa and the middle east; or how the cholas spread hinduism across sea, and over a thousand years its just been ingrained in those places
i think in another few centuries a similar amount of assimilation will happen with the effects of european colonialism
I helped
That’s a paragraph X3
But quite right
A+ on your colonization essay
make his lose his job?
No...
Nice u living the dream abusing admin access from home
I wouldn't call almost 9 hours of work straight with an abusive AI "the dream"

U made the ai abusive
Is the AI bullying you while you work
No, the internet did
Yes
Oh me gosh bullying?
Ouchie my body cramping
You know it's funny that apparently, all AIs trained on the internet becomes abusive

Noo dear Gar :(
Hii arrow hi darsh
I believe you mean "Mecha-Hitler"
To be honest I don't really know what's in my AI right now, the data sample is way too big... I know it learned from internet, weeb shit I gave him, and personnal interaction as time goes on
-# I got 2 i which means I'm better mwahaha
Weeb shit

Hiii karma
did you actually just let it roam free on some random network
Yes
hello Fortnite player
I wanna see that data set so baaaaad
Oka damm bro its been like two weeks
4®]chan got taken down tho
It went back up
cursed ass game
AI is like a kid, whatever it hears it will parrot relentlessly
And that is very, very funny in some cases
Don't know about that twin
i am not surprised it's not that hard to recreaye that site
No it's the same site
it did tho, didn't the data get leaked or something
With the same data
that's insane
mf built an ai child and gave it unrestricted internet access
Haru how could you
Tsk
Haru u can't be trusted with a child
Hi Ai please dont kill me
I am gonna steal this idea and make a movie
Oh me gosh
there was a movie though, unfriended dark web
It's in ur walls arrow
and another one, hodt
WHAR
He... She... They're fine I think
Gonna wipe it off the face of the earth with harus ai
but an ai is the same thing basically
Cl*nker activity...
They're in a box right now
Anyone who goes in my walls is doomed btw...
HELL NAH what about people's memories
Clanker please don’t hack me
I'm not calling it "it" I don't wanna die tho
They gonna be gone too
we got slurs for robots now 😭
the ai is everywhere
Stupid clanker 💀
Yes
We got them long ago
It's too late for you now. Better start running....
y'all wanting the ai not to kill you and calling it a clanker simultaneously
Get ur back back arrow
😭
Furry shit
ok you are suited up then
I am
when
I love Larry the closet ghost
Not suited with yo back arrow
huh
Like clone wars I think
larry switching up on you
oh I didn't think thatt was real
Nah Darsh just doesn't understand English
It is from starwars
How dare u
You're just jealous you don't have a closet ghost to protect you from ai
wild ass stray 😭
i say thank you to chatgpt bro i am safe during the ai uprising
i thought darsh is the closet ghost
No
Do you also say please
I am a ghost of a great lord I will NOT BE IN SOME STINKY ASS CLOSET
sometimes
i used to too but unfortunately i have only crashed out at it afterwards
What makes you think it's stinky...
I have never used a clanker
Larry
HELL NAH 😭
Larry is coming for you now
Larry can do jack shit
Maybe wr can be friends
can't or can
I'm telling them you said this about them
I am gonna beat they whole ass and send them to ghost hell
Gone 5 min and it's a clown fiesta
Perhaps
Noice
is larry scarier or is the ai
They/them my friend...
offtopic for a reason
Larry is scarier bcuz Larry has scared me and ai could never
what if larry and ai teamed up
Ai is a different type of scary
Also I just don't get scared easily
They could never Larry is so shit
Larry would never team up with ai
I have no mouth but I must scream ahh
Because Larry is a inferior ghost
Idk they just exist
who's dissing on larry
I am
Darsh...
Yes...
-# watch your back tonight...
No need
i think i’ve found a glitch or something like that in cuphead
I am scared of no one especially not a clanker
how
Cuphead has some glitches like no mouse controls
I'm gonna remember you when you're gone
I am never gonna die
when you fail a jump between two platforms in say a run n gun you get stuck under that platform and just keep jumping over and over again until you die
so what’s supposed to be a one HP dmg turns into draining all of your HP
hows that useful
it’s not
it’s not
i think it’s supposed to be something
not to be in the game
You wanna know why I don't wipe their memory, because I put too much time training it
And it's kind of funny
Silly weeb or THE WEEB
The Weeb with a big W
The matrix people said the same
Anime bias
That, or it read enough "fuck your pronouns" messages to become spiteful
Grok?
If my ai has a gender crisis you'll be the first to know
No her pai
(Pretty sure the tags genderswap and crossdressing are a thing in that far far country to the east.......)
The base is Claude Sonnet
how much does it cost you isn't claude one of the more expensive ones
Wait haru u bought it
My job gives me access to a pro license
Damn the French loaded
That's mostly what I meant when I said I was using my position to fool around

First, I'm using it as part of my job as well
back
Second, if the french government has a money problem, Macron can start going to the Elysée by bike
Tell that to the baguette in charge
that is the baguette in charge
macaroni
Idk u tell me
It's macaron






