sk-discussion

[rocky flicker]

I tried namor

[quartz cave]

He has the other one

[trim estuary]

yeah…

[willow crystal]

what the hell is what the hell is silk song?

[rocky flicker]

I get why you like him

Still cringe tho

[quartz cave]

You know whats cringe?

[rocky flicker]

Half life 3 straight up isn’t real

Like not silksong “not real” it just straight up is not

[quartz cave]

That black panther that hadnt showered in so long you can smell him through the all game chat and is bullying my backline

[rocky flicker]

A good black panther is horrifying

Luckily 90% of them are like spider man mains and suck ass

[quartz cave]

That is why i do what i do, because im FUCKING TIRED OF THESE BIT HES SUDDENLY SHOWING UP IN THE BACKLINE, DESTROYING ME, AND DISSAPEARING EVERY MINUTE

PLEASE leave me alone im just trying to heal my tank

[rocky flicker]

Silksong over under 2027

[fringe violet]

People waiting for hl3 are in some weird state of mind, I mean why'd you even want another. it's been too long

[rocky flicker]

I don’t believe for a second you play support

[quartz cave]

Im carrying this whole team on my already destroyed back because my dps cant do shit so i have to heal and damage i have hard enough of a job already man

[quartz cave]

Invis loki rocket and cnd

[silver oak]

https://youtu.be/h7On3OixTcs?si=vNlEYORTl5l8hQIC

[quartz cave]

Luna on pc

[silver oak]

In case you thought it couldn’t be worse

[quartz cave]

For the life of me cannot play mantis

[rocky flicker]

I love mantis

She’s my main support

I still can’t find a tank I like

[quartz cave]

HOW

How do you manage it all

[rocky flicker]

She just does so much damage

Keep self buff on at literally all times

Get dove sleep them and walk away

[quartz cave]

With every other healer is easy but with mantis you literally need to dps, amanage all of your heals see which teammates about to run out of you cant really do strong heales like the others and it feels like trying to multitask everything

[rocky flicker]

Or just kill them

[quartz cave]

Shes 1 star how 😭

[rocky flicker]

Idk man u just kinda do it

Her heal lasts ages

I think it’s actually 10 seconds long

[quartz cave]

Mantis main sixth sense to feel when the buffs and heals go away because the bars are NOT big enough

My ui is at max alr

[rocky flicker]

U change ur ui?

[quartz cave]

Tbh the easiest is like magneto

[heady iron]

damn this is the last video in 3 weeks

[rocky flicker]

I’m still even using default crosshairs

[rocky flicker]

I tried him he’s pretty cool

[quartz cave]

No amogi shaped crosshair? Blocked?

[rocky flicker]

But I just be thinking wow I could be playing mantis rn

Or star lord

Or literally anyone else

I hate tanks

[quartz cave]

Fr

[rocky flicker]

When are they gonna add skins to make the characters look like their movie variants i know a few have them already

I don’t like star lord comic look

I want Chris Pratt

[quartz cave]

If we need a tank ill just hop on but if we REALLY need one i hop on magneto, then shield one of my supports of an ult or smth so i have a pocket healer at all times and feel like im doing something useful

[rocky flicker]

If it’s quick match I won’t switch because it’s quick match

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-now-way-unbelievable-oh-my-god-peter-quill-gif-27162425

[rocky flicker]

If it’s comp I’ll flex between dps and healer and refuse to switch

Because me being tank is throwing

[quartz cave]

Imagine not switching in comp

[rocky flicker]

The Christmas special fucked hard

[rocky flicker]

Me being tank is effectively a 5v6

[quartz cave]

Comp is like an endless game of cat and mouse

[rocky flicker]

I kinda like comp

I’ve only played like 5 games of it but it’s aight

[quartz cave]

You get shredded, you counter pick them, they counter oicn you, you counterpick them, they counterpick you, youre back at the start

[rocky flicker]

Ew counterpick meta

[quartz cave]

I HAD to play it bacuse fym i was going to let a free invis woman skin pass

[rocky flicker]

Invis woman is also pretty awesome I think she’s my second fav heals

Big bubble of aids go brrrr

Hehehehehe hit markers

[quartz cave]

Tbh cunterpick comp games are a 50/50 on which team falls apart on the end because they all tried to counterpick and didnt get any healers

[quartz cave]

She so peak,,

[young saffron]

you can spam her and be viable

[rustic ore]

i feel so squibidi

who up huntin they monster

[young saffron]

although I am gold 1 so idk if it doesnt apply to higher ranks

[quartz cave]

You need aim something i dont have

[rustic ore]

i havent slept .,

[young saffron]

works really well here tho

[opaque sigil]

me

[quartz cave]

Hii ennea

[young saffron]

thankfully I had experience with valo / ow
transferred over pretty well

[rocky flicker]

The namor special

[rustic ore]

i have been doing everything BUT getting ||Uth Duna|| layered

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-starlord-marvel-rivals-gif-7712026316071171194

[rustic ore]

Chat am I cooke

[rocky flicker]

No ur rukiamorph

[rustic ore]

ism hi omg ism ism hi hi ism hi

[quartz cave]

No see namor is fun because i throw a trident and my dumbass enemies walk into it

[quartz cave]

Ew

[rocky flicker]

Slow projectile heheheh

[rustic ore]

guys i got a haircut and it sucks

[rocky flicker]

Mantis projectile feels nice to me it’s like zenyatta

[rustic ore]

time to not leave my house for a month

[quartz cave]

The amount of times ive thrown a trident to literal air and a spidey swings RIGHT into it

❌

[rocky flicker]

Am yet to meet an actual good spiderman

I should try spiderman tbh he seems sick but idk if I have the gen alpha brain for it

[rustic ore]

It’s Genji/Yasuo all over again

[naive geode]

Yasuo is suck

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/namor-marvel-rivals-hop-on-marvel-rivals-gif-6103320760431318210

[young saffron]

😔

[rocky flicker]

Fake news namor ult doesn’t do damage

[young saffron]

play black panther, hes not that hard ppl r overreacting

[rocky flicker]

That’s one thing I hated playing namor his ult unless u coordinate it sucks ass

[kindred pewter]

I want the better "hop on marvel rivals" gif

[rustic ore]

The super flashy, hypermobile character that is either absolute dog ass and goes 0/10 in 5 minutes or carries you like a goddamn powerlifter going 26/1

[rocky flicker]

I feel like there were more good genjis than spidermen

[quartz cave]

Hes fun but in dm because you get healed when you kill

[rustic ore]

We now have a holy trinity
-Windshitter
-Sticky Pete
-I Need Healing

[spare rain]

With great regret I wish to inform you that silksong has not yet released

[rocky flicker]

Mfw I’m in quick match trying a new dps and I’m like what the fuck is my healer doing I’ve been sitting in the backline for 30 seconds on 2 hp and I realise our only healer is a c and d who’s frontline

I don’t get the dps cloak and daggers just fucking play scarlet witch

[kindred pewter]

can someone explain this to me but the world is ending in 5 seconds

[quartz cave]

Lord?

[rocky flicker]

Idk probably

[quartz cave]

Average cd lord

[rocky flicker]

Heheheehh I don’t need to aim brrrrr

[quartz cave]

If not lord then its a dps forced to play healer

[rocky flicker]

What’s the point if a it’s quick match and b ur just gonna play like a dps

That’s why I love mantis I’m a dps who heals

[quartz cave]

Why are you expectin rational thinking outta marvel rivals players

[rocky flicker]

With one of the best stuns in the game

God her sleeps good

I shut down a scarlet ult twice in one game

Peak

[quartz cave]

Luna is peak she does crazy damage and healin

[rocky flicker]

Luna is super easy true

I gotta try Loki he’s so annoying to play against

Just 3 clones and people melt

[quartz cave]

Loki is NOT for the weak

You need THE loki mentality to play him

Become the god of lies

[rocky flicker]

I’d rather get better with more dps characters than more healers

I got mantis under my belt, kinda got Luna and invis woman

[quartz cave]

Are you really a healer if you cannot do the jeff roll

[rocky flicker]

I have literally never tried jeff

[quartz cave]

Cringe

Blocked

[rocky flicker]

Fair enough

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-land-shark-marvel-major-general-ffxiv-gif-2225911870593737747

[warped rock]

jeff is the reason i quit marvel rivals <3

[rocky flicker]

He’s cute and I love him but also I wanna step on him until he is sludge

[warped rock]

More like never got into

[quartz cave]

No you wanna do that to the people that play him not him

[rocky flicker]

My team and their team

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-shark-marvel-rivals-kill-jeff-the-shark-yowd-gif-7825075933685935821

[quartz cave]

Okay fuck you ennea

[rocky flicker]

Me every game

Either the enemy jeff has solo ulted me or my jeff CANNOT FUCKING AIM and refuses to use bubbles

[rustic ore]

Irl, I want to give Jeff the Land Shark all of the love and affection I can possibly muster.

In game

I wish nothing but the fires of the black pit for Jeff and all who deign to play him.

[rocky flicker]

How did they make a character this cute and likeable so hateable

[rustic ore]

See: Teemo

[rocky flicker]

Like I want to pull a solo ult hulk on him

[quartz cave]

Ok opinions on

[rocky flicker]

Isn’t teemo a little shit tho like his personality

[quartz cave]

Peni

[rocky flicker]

Jeff is just an awesome guy

[rocky flicker]

I have literally no opinions on peni

If I see her on either team I could not care less

[rustic ore]

No, Teemo’s just a studious lil boy scout

[quartz cave]

Shes either ass or anoyying as fuck

[warped rock]

she cool designed, how she plays or figjts against idk i don't play the game

[quartz cave]

Specially in dm

[rustic ore]

Peni vexes me

[rocky flicker]

She’s a big target I guess

No movement abilities she’s fun to shoot

[quartz cave]

The ammount of times ive seen the stupid peni camp the roof for free kills and somehow getting top6

[rocky flicker]

Her mines are super annoying

[quartz cave]

Fr

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/run-explosions-gif-13620594

[rocky flicker]

But that’s balanced out by peni kinda being shit

[quartz cave]

I rather shoot the stupid fucking nest than her if i have both in front

[rustic ore]

POV: it’s spider time

[rocky flicker]

What’s she gonna do

Also I have no idea how she works

What do her floor webs do

What does her ult do

[quartz cave]

That stupid fucking web

[rocky flicker]

I have no idea

[quartz cave]

Mines placed in it are invincible and invisible, if theres a nest it drops mines that travel across them

[rustic ore]

Who’s the Junkrat of the game again

[rocky flicker]

I’ve lost the right to complain about stuns I play mantis

[quartz cave]

The ult makes more webs and mines like a portable nest

[rocky flicker]

Mfw I fly away

[rustic ore]

League should make a hero shooter

Would be based and just as toxic

[rocky flicker]

League should make more shows and delete their game

[rustic ore]

I might drop it altogether this next update lmao

[rocky flicker]

I’m proud of you

[quartz cave]

Me when i accidentally step on half a pixel of a web three kilometers away from point and suddenly have all her mines going straight after me until im a ragdoll in the floor

[rustic ore]

They really put in a “nuh uh play nice >:(“ button in the PBE

[rocky flicker]

I wanna get good at more characters I don’t wanna be a one trick

[rustic ore]

theyre adding it to main game

[rocky flicker]

But star lord is so fun I don’t care

[rustic ore]

Become a onetrick Venom dps ngl ngl ngl

[quartz cave]

I love some characters but i force myself to keeo lesrning because i know for a fact i dont yet shve a main for every situation and id rather be prepsred than getting shredded

[rocky flicker]

Venom is pretty awesome

If I do play tank it’s venom or magneto

[quartz cave]

DUDE WHY DO I KEEP WRITING LIKE SHIT

[rocky flicker]

Venom if I wanna have fun

[quartz cave]

IM ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN

[rocky flicker]

keeo lesrning shve prepsred

Oh yeah winter soldier is awesome too

Apart from one thing

[quartz cave]

I should just flame off and throw my phone off the window 💔

[rocky flicker]

WHY IS WINTER SOLDIER NOT HITSCAN

ITS A FUCKING GUN

his projectile pisses me off

[kindred pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-breaking-it-down-omni-man-breaking-it-down-let-me-break-down-omni-man-gif-13756552621007848541

[frozen frigate]

WHAT will you have after five HUNDRED YEARS!!!

[woeful matrix]

hes alr op enough its fine

[frozen frigate]

i have made it to the spike comb room in farewell guys

pray for me

[kindred pewter]

silksong...i would still have silksong

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-sniper-fingergun-boom-gif-5674048

[fiery burrow]

My condolences

[frozen frigate]

doesnt help that half the time i try to wavedash i just dash to the right

[runic atlas]

garm will never be a baller

[woeful matrix]

wait which room is that

oh

i was stuck there for a good while

[subtle flint]

just beat it maggot

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-tf2-meet-the-soldier-soldier-meet-the-team-gif-7578387418168082098

[twilit vector]

hello chat

[cunning geode]

salutations

[twilit vector]

would you rather be a squirrel or a mouse

[cunning geode]

hmmm

squirrel because humans would accept me socially more often

[twilit vector]

wrong answer

[cunning geode]

darn

[subtle flint]

i wanna eat seed

and lay an egg

[cunning geode]

is mouse also the wrong answer

you can eat seeds already but laying an egg will require some creative roleplaying

[twilit vector]

perhaps

[subtle flint]

Damn...

[frozen frigate]

Sir yes sir

[maiden stratus]

I beat pop finally 🥳🥳

[subtle flint]

Is your name neev or niamh

[maiden stratus]

Neev

[subtle flint]

Damn...

[maiden stratus]

Why?

[cunning geode]

neevermore

[subtle flint]

Cus for some reason niamh is pronounced neev

Goofy ahh

[maiden stratus]

I have never hear something like that

[cunning geode]

gaelic is like that

[subtle flint]

Yeah very weird language

Wombat my girlfriend had to go home to Stockholm earlier today and now im lonely

How do I cope

[cunning geode]

walks in nature

alcohol

and doom 2

[subtle flint]

That just sounds like your day to day

[maiden stratus]

Beat path of pain

[subtle flint]

Means i gotta download hk again

And get to it

Cba

[maiden stratus]

Did you play hk and never did path of pain?

And deleted it

[subtle flint]

No I did it

[maiden stratus]

Oh

[subtle flint]

I did basically all I could

Grinded p5 until i beat it

Uninstalled

[maiden stratus]

Steal soul?

[subtle flint]

Havent touched it since then

Did a steel soul yeah

[maiden stratus]

Panthion 5??

[cedar trench]

that engels drawing plagues my mind like the fucking devil i think it's eched into my grey matter

[maiden stratus]

Steal soul true ending?

Complete every achievement??

[subtle flint]

I just speedran my steelsoul cus I was getting bored

Woah

[cunning geode]

excellent

[subtle flint]

I wanted to click it...

[maiden stratus]

Same I wanted the beat the game under 5 hours achievement so I did it with steal soul

[cunning geode]

whose soul did you steal

[maiden stratus]

No 50$ staem gift card 😭😭

[subtle flint]

I have to get out of bed for this

Or do I download some random doom 2 apk on my phone

Honwstly sounds kinda lit

[maiden stratus]

Play ori

[cunning geode]

playing doom on the phone like on the train

that sounds really dumb but very funny

[maiden stratus]

Ori is really good

[cedar trench]

naah

[subtle flint]

Already played both of them zzz

[subtle flint]

Sounds v based

[maiden stratus]

nine soul?

I like ori 😭

[cedar trench]

looking for games?

[maiden stratus]

Rain world

[cunning geode]

no he’s looking for anything entertaining

[marsh burrow]

anything?

[cedar trench]

this chat has played

3 games, maybe 4

[marsh burrow]

Postal void

[cedar trench]

a book

[cunning geode]

lots of good books

i have one i need to read

[cedar trench]

crazy amounts of good books out there

[maiden stratus]

Brawl stars???

[subtle flint]

Peak...

[maiden stratus]

Weathering waves??

[subtle flint]

I wanna get some more Sci fi books but my favorite bookstore is like a 2 hour car ride

[subtle flint]

No thanks

[cedar trench]

i need to finish "Poveri Cristi" so i can resume "Consider the lobster" so i can finish "The old man and the sea" so i can finish "Ham on rye" so i can finish "Infinite Jest"

[maiden stratus]

Dead cells??

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/daring-today-are-we-spongebob-squidward-gif-22508233

[cedar trench]

this chat has played 3 games

maybe 4

[cunning geode]

and none of them are hollow knight

[subtle flint]

If you want to play peak, play minesweeper

[cedar trench]

the irony! The irony!

[maiden stratus]

Last of us??

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-point-lance-hand-lance-monster-hunter-wilds-gif-9235857330245433511

[cunning geode]

i love minesweeper raaaah

[cedar trench]

why are you looking for distactions

because you're bored?

[subtle flint]

I need to cope

Loneliness is consuming me, my girlfriend went home

[cedar trench]

my hobby is every time something negative in my life happens , to come in here and be very condescending

[subtle flint]

And it's like 5 hours away with train

[cunning geode]

just take a dragon instead

[subtle flint]

Im going to next week

[cunning geode]

nice

[grand ferry]

chess

[subtle flint]

Let's see if this random ahh doom 2 apk i downloaded is a virus or not

Wml

[cunning geode]

i wish you lols

[lone crown]

My hobby is to come in here and make fun of other people’s interests/opinions if they aren’t identical to mine

[maiden stratus]

I like subnautica too

[cedar trench]

see this guy gets it

[cunning geode]

my hobby is doom midi..

[twilit vector]

😔

[cedar trench]

ripbozo

[cunning geode]

sit with him

[maiden stratus]

Skill issue

[cunning geode]

the chum

[cedar trench]

rest in the blue lake you will be missed

[twilit vector]

goodbye pookie

[subtle flint]

It actually works 😭

[cunning geode]

amazing

[subtle flint]

The controls are ass but

Doom 2 on phone....

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/369949566532976650/1290533429565194313/demon.gif

[cedar trench]

power lines stretching through the water

the sea is so beautiful man

[grand ferry]

i love hunting leviathans

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-swimming-meme-sea-fun-gif-19233308

[maiden stratus]

I like killing everything tbh

[cunning geode]

i say this all the time

[formal whale]

Does he actually die or no

I’m confused

Because I heard others make jokes that Quirrel killed himself

[twilit vector]

he dissapears leaving his nail behind

so its up to you

maybe he goes off and lives a fulfilling life

[cunning geode]

he drowns himself

it’s never said out loud, but it’s explicitly implied

[opaque sigil]

how he dies isn't really implied only that he dies

[cunning geode]

oh shush

[opaque sigil]

no

[cunning geode]

ok

[ebon badger]

maybe he just leaves

maybe quirrel is alive and well

[cunning geode]

i’m sorry but this fictional bug dies

[frozen frigate]

le sigh...

[ebon badger]

[frozen frigate]

time for some covenant grinding in ds3 i guess

very very inoptimal grinding i only have the covetous gold serpent ring

[shell yacht]

It's absurd to think that he killed himself, he probably turned to dust off screen like the dreamers did

[cunning geode]

what

[shell yacht]

But he's definitely dead

[cunning geode]

all these lore channel regulars are so boring

[shell yacht]

His life was being extended by the dreamer mask monomon made him keep

[formal whale]

Why would he turn to dust randomly

[shell yacht]

He says his life is catching up to him etc

[dense temple]

HELLO GUYS 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[formal whale]

Doesn’t means he dies

[shell yacht]

He's absolutely dead

[cunning geode]

ye he’s dead

[shell yacht]

He wouldn't leave his nail behind after saying how important it is

[formal whale]

He is prob very old now

[formal whale]

Maybe he left it behind to find new purpose in life

[cunning geode]

“the dead have no need of weapons” etc

[fiery burrow]

boo

[shell yacht]

That's not how it works, he kept it for self-defense he says how dangerous the place is. He didn't just go become a pacifist old man, he died

[cunning geode]

YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

[dense temple]

But he would be killed without a weapon for protection

[twilit vector]

hes an agile guy

[shell yacht]

Not when his 30s catch up to him

[twilit vector]

he can dodge

oh god

forgot he is old

[fiery burrow]

You ever seen The Dark Crystal? Quirrel probably crumbled to dust like the emperor

[cunning geode]

can’t wait to hit the big 3 zero

[formal whale]

The only things we saw outside hallownest that actually posses threat were those bugs in quirrel comic

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-crystal-chamberlain-skeksis-hmmm-gif-14982237

[twilit vector]

what are the ethics of eating other bugs

[formal whale]

Elderbug for no apparent reason

[twilit vector]

they did it in city of tears and it seemed taboo

but then bug soup is ok

[cunning geode]

whut who is this little guy in the corner i just noticed

[formal whale]

If it’s non sentient then you can eat it

[shell yacht]

That's not a good point, for one he wasn't even protecting himself he was protecting Boon and two he almost gets in a fight with hornet in that same comic

[fiery burrow]

Animals? 👍
People? 👎

[formal whale]

If it’s sentient then no

[twilit vector]

what is the barrier for sentience

[formal whale]

Talking

[opaque sigil]

To persevere in this ruin, that old nail alone just won't be enough. Though that's no problem! One only has to look around.

Plenty have come before us and most have met their grisly end, many more equipped than you and I.
I'm sure they wouldn't mind were a fellow explorer to relieve them of their tools. It's a kindness really. The dead shouldn't be burdened with such things.

It's a heavy thing you attempt, but I've seen your prowess up close and she too believed you capable.
Be on your journey then, and allow me rest a time. With the deed complete, I begin to feel my age.

Again we meet, my short friend. Here at last, I feel at peace.

Twice I've seen this world and though my service may have stripped the first experience from me, I'm thankful I could witness its beauty again.
Hallownest is a vast and wondrous thing, but with as many wonders as it holds, I've seen none quite so intriguing as you.
Ha. My flattery returns only silent stoicism. I like that.
I like that very much.
...Incredible...
To live an age, yet remember so little... Perhaps I should be thankful?

All tragedy erased. I see only wonders...
He's dead he's obviously dead the only possible reasonable conclusion to his story is that he's dead

[fiery burrow]

💀

[twilit vector]

that still seems wrong though

eating a braindead human is still not socially accepted

[kindred pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-balling-perfect-cell-dragon-ball-z-ballin-cell-ballin-gif-6400456760564649584

GET ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED THIS IS ME BALLING

[fiery burrow]

cuz its a human

[twilit vector]

but if you were a bug it would be the same thing

[fiery burrow]

yeah

[cunning geode]

what is a human but a miserable little pile of etc etc

[fiery burrow]

Eating sapient bugs is bad news

[runic atlas]

that's not you that's perfect cell and you ain't nowhere near perfect

[fiery burrow]

It did happen though because rich people are evil

[kindred pewter]

I AM

I'M THAT SIGMA

[runic atlas]

nuh uh

[twilit vector]

so glad team cherry are fighting for the working class

how much money do they have again?

[kindred pewter]

I HAVE A BASKETBALL

[fiery burrow]

Team Cherry are millionares we should eat them

[kindred pewter]

the number of pi

[formal whale]

More than 3 million

Estimated

[runic atlas]

3 AUD

[twilit vector]

3 doll hairs

[kindred pewter]

TC gotta up their stats

absolute frauds that earn Pi

[grand ferry]

play ace attorney

[kindred pewter]

after Wednesday I'll play AA4

[formal whale]

Tf is pi

[grand ferry]

apple pi

[formal whale]

What is pi

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-math-what-wtf-peep-gif-6081931

[kindred pewter]

read your maths again

[formal whale]

Ohhhh

It’s math

[cunning geode]

pi is a specific string of numbers that are used to calculate the circumference of any circle

[formal whale]

[shell yacht]

That explains why you didn't understand quirrel's death

[cunning geode]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Pi-unrolled-720.gif

[shell yacht]

His life had come full circle

[cunning geode]

ok this gif is pretty cool

[kindred pewter]

no quirrel is not a sigma and all sigmas suck and die but the real sigmas live forever and witness the heat death of the universe

[shell yacht]

Proof that we live in a simulation and that pi is the glitch to get out

[kindred pewter]

powdered

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-crap-jurassic-park-gif-5914612

[cunning geode]

mmmm no

[kindred pewter]

you need to be sigma

to escape the simulation

like me

[frozen frigate]

this xbox headset is so bad bro

paid $90 for this thing and the mute switch stopped working which means my microphone is always active, picking up the sound from my fan, and sometimes the mic just stops working entirely

[subtle flint]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-cute-smelly-boy-gif-25537705

[cunning geode]

dats me

[frozen frigate]

i used to be able to disconnect and then reconnect my controller and it would be fine but now i think i have to turn off my xbox entirely just to get it to work again

[shell yacht]

Your first problem was buying a $90 headset

[kindred pewter]

tf is an xbox headset?

[frozen frigate]

i thought because it was an xbox product it would be decent

[kindred pewter]

OH HEADSET

[cunning geode]

damnit i watched like 10seconds of doom footage now i gotta play doom

[shell yacht]

That's exact opposite of good product

[frozen frigate]

how do they allow themselves to produce this shit man

i would feel sick charging $90 for this it's robbery

[shell yacht]

There's like three different Xbox ones, they think they're Apple

[kindred pewter]

simple

capitalism.

[formal whale]

Xbox in big 2025

💔 🥀 🪫

[frozen frigate]

my controller uses a cable man

[shell yacht]

It might be an outdated piece of shit but my 10-year-old PlayStation 4 has only had one catastrophic failure which was a software problem on Sony's end also the controller falling apart but after 10 years that's way more than enough

[formal whale]

Acting like socialism would be any better

USSR is clear example of why socialism will never work

[kindred pewter]

that's why we gotta destroy every concept that ends with "ism"

[formal whale]

And never will

[frozen frigate]

0/10 bait mods teleport him to the centre of the earth

[leaden delta]

oh the centre of the earth

ggs hit next

[formal whale]

It’s not even bait

[kindred pewter]

if we destroy every concept that ends with "ism" humanity will be free

[formal whale]

I’m deadass

[formal whale]

Isn’t that just anarchism

[frozen frigate]

anarchWHAT

[kindred pewter]

ok so lets destroy the concept of anarchism

that's one concept destroyed

∞+ more concepts to be destroyed

[formal whale]

Then we will go back to primal times

[kindred pewter]

good

life was simpler back then

[worn valley]

Unga bunga times

[formal whale]

Yeah

That

[kindred pewter]

me hate silksong, silksong sucks

[formal whale]

But if we go to primal times then no Silksong

[dense temple]

Turkish nationalism???

[worn valley]

Same thing today

[worn valley]

Gone

[kindred pewter]

that concept is destroyed

[dense temple]

No

[formal whale]

I hate that they locked 90% of content behind DLCs that will get removed in 2-3 months

[leaden delta]

change it out for billionaires and I might agree

[kindred pewter]

it's okay bro

[opaque sigil]

Real

[kindred pewter]

Billionaires thrive off capitalism, and capitalism the concept is destroyed, so billionaires are gone. I'm smart

[leaden delta]

I mean in a cosmic sort of way

[opaque sigil]

We had massive wealth disparities before capitalism you need more than just that

[leaden delta]

ig

[kindred pewter]

so universal?

hmmm

[opaque sigil]

Feudalism was
Not Great

[frozen frigate]

i love wearing the solaire helmet and doing the praise the sun gesture whenever i invade a world

[dense temple]

🇹🇷

[kindred pewter]

well we can expand the idea of every concept ending with "ism" to be destroyed, so we can also expand this idea to universal, where every variant of word having "ism" is meant to be destroyed. if we have a ∞+ concepts to be destroyed, than we can have a ∞+^2 concepts be destroyed. I'm smart

[shell yacht]

You can't get rid of ism's there's a paradox, catholicism(or any religion) v atheism, we can't get rid of all of them when one is the absence of the other

[kindred pewter]

just get rid of both at the same time

[shell yacht]

[opaque sigil]

Destroying the concept doesnt destroy the thing

[frozen frigate]

im rather excited for sister friede

[kindred pewter]

that's why I said "Variant "

[full rune]

catholicism > isma's

[dense temple]

how about making more concepts ending with ism

[opaque sigil]

Isma is based tho she gives you a magic fruit

[formal whale]

Ismaism

[worn valley]

Any dictatorship is an example of why dictatorships suck

[shell yacht]

What about the pssr?

[opaque sigil]

The ussr wasn’t even socialist it just called itself that

[kindred pewter]

I will make a machine that destroys more isms than the amount of isms being produced

a machine that makes the isms go into the negative counter

[worn valley]

Stalling

[dense temple]

What if the machines name ends with ism

[kindred pewter]

it's name is "∞"

and infinite name of an infinite machine

I'm so smart

sorry

but rules are rules

[formal whale]

It’s okay he hates isms equally

[worn valley]

Dyslexia survives

[dense temple]

Botulism

[kindred pewter]

destroyed, all of it destroyed

you guys don't understand, the infinite amount of isms that exist, will soon be turned into nothingness

[formal whale]

Aren’t you technically nihilistic rn

[kindred pewter]

well

I never said humanity fucking sucks

I just said we need to destroy isms

all of them

well

[formal whale]

I’m going to make ism of that

[kindred pewter]

even if you get rid of the word, the concept exists

[formal whale]

Other languages

[dense temple]

ismdestroyerism

[formal whale]

Amongus

Amongism

[kindred pewter]

ismoil will cry once asmongism is destroyed forever

[dense temple]

silksongism

[kindred pewter]

oh god

[formal whale]

Copeism basically

[kindred pewter]

the isms...they're getting to me

I can hear them now

it's their damn souls haunting me in the afterlife after I destroyed them

[worn valley]

Ismism

[dense temple]

isim means name in Turkish 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[woeful matrix]

its turkiye guy

[raw crystal]

vaybe

[dense temple]

🇹🇷

[raw crystal]

sakin

[dense temple]

sakin olamıyorum 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

Turkiyeturueturkiyeturkiyeturkiyeturkiey

[cedar trench]

they call me ann the way that's my name

hello guys

[oblique musk]

You are NOT andy

[cyan forum]

@dense temple 🇬🇷

[dense temple]

NO 🇹🇷

[oblique musk]

Cyprus moment

[frozen frigate]

wow there seems to be no one ever outside pontiff other than pvp people

i need people who arent good at pvp so i can get human dregs man what the hell

[shell yacht]

That's a big PVP area

[frozen frigate]

yeah

its just the same guy wielding like 7 different weapons and silver knight armour and still somehow not heavy rolling?

[torpid nova]

so

less than one month until april 2, yall excited?

[shell yacht]

Why would I be excited about the day after my favorite holiday

[torpid nova]

something's not right

[frozen frigate]

if there are multiple people fighting him he just runs off and then disappears and reappears with a fucking semiautomatic greatbow

[oblique musk]

Oh he's weapon art swapping

[oblique musk]

Also just kill the priest guys on the balcony after Pontiff. They drop dregs.

[frozen frigate]

could you elaborate

also why are throwing knives super quick to use but kukris take a lifetime

[oblique musk]

There's a crossbow you can obtain after killing the final boss of the second DLC. Its weapon art is effectively a fully automatic crossbow. However, since it is a crossbow, it does piss poor damage. The guy you are fighting is using a known glitch to perform the weapon art using a greatbow.

[frozen frigate]

so he's cheating basically and i should be angry and i'm better than him at dark souls pvp

[cedar trench]

yeeah that's why i said ann

[oblique musk]

Yes.

[oblique musk]

You stole his signature "hey guys" quote.

[cedar trench]

damn

[oblique musk]

He has a copyright trust me

[formal marsh]

hey guys

[trim estuary]

Can you use it to shoot swords too

[oblique musk]

No, but most great arrows are comparable in size to swords.

[frozen frigate]

this guy is so annoying

he's moving like a glitching robot

doing weird backstep rolls and stopping completely still in some cases

[coarse leaf]

Average ds3 pvp player trying not to cheat in 15 different ways challenge

[oblique musk]

Elaborate on "weird backstep rolls"

[frozen frigate]

i dont really know to be honest id have to see him do it again

[oblique musk]

Now I do have a way for you to guarantee not having to deal with this guy

[frozen frigate]

is it remove the aldrich faithful covenant item

[oblique musk]

Nope

[formal marsh]

based

[frozen frigate]

well you see

im afraid i dont have a choice

well i do bt

[coarse leaf]

Only correct answer right here

[frozen frigate]

either i stop allowing the covenant to summon me and i have to farm the human dregs or i deal with this guy on the off chance i get someone who i can kill and relieve some of the weight off my back yknow

[oblique musk]

You only need 10 human dregs for the spell, which is the only thing needed for all achievements.

[steel pelican]

just finished 'Queen of Pharloom' ending, 11/10 sequel 🙌

[frozen frigate]

yeah i have 6 right now

[oblique musk]

WOAH no spoilers man. Mods crush his skill

[steel pelican]

I never spoiled what actually happens

[kindred pewter]

it ended

that's a HUGE spoiler

Queen of Pharloom ending is a huge spoiler

[frozen frigate]

man this sucks

[steel pelican]

Ngl I'm surprised they kept "Forgotten Memories" ending where Hornet actually dies

[frozen frigate]

i think id rather just farm the human dregs to be honest this is genuinely miserable\

[oblique musk]

guys stop spoling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[steel pelican]

Yknow I hate you

[oblique musk]

Yeah, human dregs are like the least bad covenant farm

[formal marsh]

Stop spooling!
The humble weavers:

[steel pelican]

I'm going to spoil more

In the Coral Forest there's a secret door where you can find Mr Mushroom

[oblique musk]

Speaking of weavers, how important of a role do we think they will play?

[steel pelican]

Yeah, get spoiled nerd

[steel pelican]

Very

[frozen frigate]

anyone who dares to spend any amount of time fighting real people in dark souls 3 is insane and should be treated as such

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhh-gif-9549451645697661034

[coarse leaf]

[steel pelican]

I'm 60% sure the final boss will be a type of weaver or sum

[frozen frigate]

this guy is parrying my hits while im behind him and somehow im stuck in the stun animation for about 2x its normal length while waiting for him to gingerly pull out his bullshit sword and cram it through my ribcage

[oblique musk]

Except blades of the darkmoon because they have no alternative.

[shell yacht]

You're fighting HIM
The Parry King

[frozen frigate]

what

[oblique musk]

I still have PTSD flashbacks when I run up those stairs.

[vivid belfry]

hornet should have a tool dream of the childhood

[coarse leaf]

I honestly dont understand how PVP got so big in the souls series anyway, like, its literally

• anti-cheat that makes valve feel like they did a good job with VAC
• Complete garbage netcode so you can watch your opponent teleport harder then last time
• From managing to not Balance anything so you run into the same shit 50 times in a row
• People ganking to make sure Invasions have not even the slightest amount of enjoyment in them

[opaque sigil]

I mean tbf if you have pvp people are gonna play it

however clumsy

[oblique musk]

I've always found the "ganking bad" argument hilarious. Like, you are shoving yourself into another player's game with the intent of impeding their progress, and are surprised when they use all the tools they have to stop you.

[steel pelican]

do yall agree with me or no (chances of them appearing in Silksong)

[coarse leaf]

Im not saying ganking bad ban it or whatever, i get it, but it isnt fun

[lilac gyro]

None of them will exist in silksong

[steel pelican]

Honestly prob right

[frozen frigate]

tbf if you're getting your friends to get online for the express purpose of catching a trespasser, what progress are you really making

[steel pelican]

The only one I truly believe might be referenced is Herrah

That's it

[oblique musk]

Wrong. All of them have a 50% chance, since they will either be in it or not.

[steel pelican]

ok smartass 😭

[lilac gyro]

False

[formal karma]

100% for.mushroom. 0% for the others

[lilac gyro]

I played the game

So I know

[steel pelican]

I MADE THE GAME!

"Wow this Kingdom sure has fallen."
"Say that again?"

[frozen frigate]

have you played the game before?

[lilac gyro]

Yes

I’ve played these games before

[coarse leaf]

Also true, the 5er groups that run around in Irythil for 3 hours or whatever ganking people arent actually playing the game besides to gank people obviously

[kindred pewter]

where the fuck is hornet

[steel pelican]

"Why is your Knight's emotions so hollow?"
"Say that again?"

[frozen frigate]

i have no idea where to go now

[steel pelican]

in her own tier (Hornet)

"Return here within a Fortnight, Hornet, then I will give you the battle worthy of your royalty."

[frozen frigate]

i fell into the trap with the 3 annoying ass knights and got this earthseeker axe which i assume is what they used to do that bullshit shockwave attack and now im back up and i cant recall anywhere else to go

[lilac gyro]

A battle Royale

[shell yacht]

Mr mushroom 100%
The rest are 0%

[lilac gyro]

Mr mushroom is actually the only character that doesn’t appear in silksong

Sorry silkers

[steel pelican]

Bretta and Hornet will get married obv

[lilac gyro]

That’s actually

[steel pelican]

Then their child is the one and only, PALE KING!!!!!

[lilac gyro]

50% right

[steel pelican]

THE TIMELINE REPEATS ITSELF!!!!!!!!

like bleach or sum

[lilac gyro]

The endgame involves marriage

[oblique musk]

Far left to skirt around the pit

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[lilac gyro]

Dude

It’s the guy from whiplash

But here’s the thing

[frozen frigate]

i see

[twilit vector]

fortnite

[frozen frigate]

one of these large knights shot an exploding greatbow arrow at me and i had a flashback from that guy after pontiff

[steel pelican]

Silksong final boss prediction:
The final boss

hahahahahahahahahahahaa

[oblique musk]

They're probably using the same bow as him. It's the strongest in the game on a STR build.

[steel pelican]

who deleted zote flossing 😢

[twilit vector]

silksong final boss will be a horde of small ugly bugs shouting about having to wait

[steel pelican]

what game are you playing

[oblique musk]

This is just like George Orwell's famous novel Nineteen Eighty-Four.

[twilit vector]

the thought police are on us

[oblique musk]

Dark Souls III: Ashes of Ariandel

[shell yacht]

If you're just going to shit post gifs #hk-meme

[frozen frigate]

dark souls 3

[coarse leaf]

[worn valley]

Erm, actually zote from hollow knight never appeared in 1984, so this , in fact, is nothing like George Orwell's "nineteen Eighty-Four" novel at all

[grand ferry]

so true

[lilac gyro]

WHAT

[shell yacht]

[frozen frigate]

The closer an empire is to its downfall, the more outlandish its laws

[lilac gyro]

every day

[twilit vector]

that was related to the conversation, demoted

[oblique musk]

The woke liberal version of 1984 removed zote. Orwell's original novel features him as a main character.

[lilac gyro]

We get closer to 1984

[twilit vector]

i hate all of the woke moralism in 1984

[oblique musk]

Actually we get farther in a literal sense

[twilit vector]

the party arent that bad tbh they just want whats best for the economy

[frozen frigate]

is there a boss in that big ass colosseum area that you see after leaving the pit with the large knights? that thing looks so fire

[lilac gyro]

Paradoxical

We get farther and closer to 1984

[twilit vector]

what if youre a time traveler

[oblique musk]

There was. Now it's just an npc invasion.

[frozen frigate]

[oblique musk]

If I were a time traveler I would not be here right now. I would be approximately 20 years in the future to celebrate Silksong's release date.

[lilac gyro]

Can I eat someone here, I need to eat a #sk-discussion member only

[twilit vector]

only 20?

[oblique musk]

Yeah TC really got their shit together in 2037

[twilit vector]

silksong will never release anyway, it will ALWAYS be releasing tomorrow

[frozen frigate]

dude im so goated

[twilit vector]

its a fundamental law of the universe

[frozen frigate]

fly guys grabbed me and put their shit on me and i was literally 1 tick away from bleed proc but i pulled out a torch i had gotten earlier

[oblique musk]

Now pull the funky lever to access the final boss of the area

[twilit vector]

language. dont make me call the mods BUDDY.

[frozen frigate]

im so goated a 2nd time

i saw a fly staring at the wall so i hit the wall and wouldnt you know i

[oblique musk]

It's almost as if the devs put that fly next to that wall for a reason

[frozen frigate]

ity

it was meant for me

[lilac gyro]

Is bro fighting flies?

[frozen frigate]

i am the first and only person to have discovered this area

[oblique musk]

Large ones.

[lilac gyro]

How big

[frozen frigate]

about the size of a fully grown golden retriever

bigger actually

[lilac gyro]

I’d win

[oblique musk]

Closer to a Saint Bernard tbh

[frozen frigate]

oh theres a thing happening

i turned a lever thing

[oblique musk]

They can also vomit maggots on you that cause heavy blood loss

[frozen frigate]

this is literally the painted world of ariamis

[worn valley]

Ok buddy

[oblique musk]

No, this is the painted world of ariandel.

[frozen frigate]

No, this is Patrick,

ah is this what you meant by funky lever

[lilac gyro]

That would not bleed me

[oblique musk]

Yes.

[lilac gyro]

Do not cap me

Do not talk to me like that maggot

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-soldi-smirk-grin-gif-14632572

[oblique musk]

I was about to say "Soldier ass quote" but you beat me to it

[lilac gyro]

Get rekt

[frozen frigate]

wow this torch is so bright i can actually see in dark caves

[formal marsh]

the neanderthal when i give it a modern flashlight:

[frozen frigate]

i wish they incorporated torches more into dark souls....

[shell yacht]

The guy that thought Prometheus was lying:

[oblique musk]

British cave divers buying a new flashlight:

[lilac gyro]

[frozen frigate]

alright guys

3 in a row is crazy

[lilac gyro]

I haven’t made a joke yet

[frozen frigate]

can you explain this one

[lilac gyro]

So let’s go for 4

[formal marsh]

prometheus brought light

[lilac gyro]

Prometheus was guy who brought fire to man

[oblique musk]

A man shocked that he has been beaten in a game of tic-tac-toe:

[formal marsh]

LMFAO thats a good one

[frozen frigate]

oh wow

friede is kindly asking me to leave

just as Crossbreed Priscilla did

[twilit vector]

a man very confused about how 3 person rowing teams work

[formal marsh]

one of the child experiments at hawkin's national laboratory, asking their (oddly knowledgeable) caretaker trivia questions:

[frozen frigate]

i refuse to be your brush for comedy any longer

its hardly comedy anymore to be honest what even does this mean

[formal marsh]

kid named finger:

[lilac gyro]

A comedian who is very nervous but is laughed at for being nervous and not his jokes

[formal marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-mike-ehrmantraut-breaking-bad-k2-arty-gif-26747433

[oblique musk]

Yeah yeah now go fight Sister Feet Friede

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-better-call-saul-meme-mike-ehrmantraut-gif-25407923

[twilit vector]

kid nameed ffingverr

[lilac gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/please-dont-be-cracked-drops-phone-fortnite-90s-cracked-named-dont-kid-be-gif-15326114807908194930

[frozen frigate]

just tried to destroy the bridge that leads up to where sister friede is and

i was teleported into the air

[oblique musk]

We are like children drawing on the walls while our parents are not at home.

[lilac gyro]

I drew on your face if that’s the case

[oblique musk]

That is, uh, not supposed to do that. Try destroying it while you're not on it.

[frozen frigate]

i dont think i was on it

[oblique musk]

Well break it again anyway.

[frozen frigate]

i think the attack pushed me forward and it had some weird collision with my body and the bridge stake thing

i dont need to go there yet do i

[oblique musk]

There's optional content down below

[frozen frigate]

i go the other way past sister friede to fight sister friede right

[oblique musk]

Including a bad boss

And a free Titanite Slab

[frozen frigate]

is it the wolf and the guy

that shit looks like balls i cant even lie

[oblique musk]

It is the wolf and the guy.

[frozen frigate]

what is this

[lilac gyro]

Bleed dog?

[oblique musk]

Nah, those don't exist yet.

[frozen frigate]

"This phantom will be summoned later at a separate location. Summon Slave Knight Gael?"

[lilac gyro]

What game is this even

[frozen frigate]

dark souls 3

[lilac gyro]

Oh I should probably stop looking

[frozen frigate]

this guy is a fucking keeper of the seal man what the hell

[lilac gyro]

I tried ds1 recently

[oblique musk]

If you choose to summon him, he won't appear right there. He'll join the fight at a later point.

[oblique musk]

He's the guy who gave you the painting in the Cathedral of the Deep.

[frozen frigate]

WHAT

THAT WAS GAEL???

[oblique musk]

Yep.

[frozen frigate]

i need to research the lore surrounding these dlcs man

[lilac gyro]

Stop playing dlc smh

[oblique musk]

Do that after you beat them both

And also beat the main game

[frozen frigate]

i have already done that one

sister friede scythe so coiol

[oblique musk]

How did you react to ||Soul of Cinder phase 2||

[lilac gyro]

Question

[oblique musk]

What's your question, @lilac gyro ?

[lilac gyro]

Do I gotta play them in order

Ds 1 then 2 then 3

Like is that preferred

[oblique musk]

Not really. There are a couple references that would go over your head if you played 3 before 1 or 2, but 2 doesn't really tie into 1. Also DS2 sucks so don't play it, and DS1 is only good for the first half.

[frozen frigate]

he did the gwyn grab and i froze entirely

every muscle in my body came to a screeching halt and all i could do was sob

[lilac gyro]

I tried to play ds1 but it’s all console controls

[oblique musk]

That was what tipped you off? Not the music?

[wheat sail]

DS1 remaster, DS2, Bloodborne, DS3, demon souls remake, Elden ring, sekiro

[frozen frigate]

i had to be pried out of the fetal position

[frozen frigate]

i already knew about that beforehand unfortunately

[twilit vector]

bloodborne..

[frozen frigate]

sister friede first phase doesnt seem so bad

that would make sense because there are 2 more

she cooked me so hard i didnt even get a hit off

[oblique musk]

Fun fact: She has different dialogue based on whether or not you followed her sister Yuria's questline.

[frozen frigate]

yuria is her sister?

if only i did the usurpation of fire ending

[oblique musk]

Yep. Friede is the eldest, Yuria is the middle child, and they have an unseen (kinda) third sister named Liliane.

[lilac gyro]

I should play blasphemous 2

[twilit vector]

guys should i do a nail or spell build for nkg

[lilac gyro]

Personally I love nail

[twilit vector]

same bro

[lilac gyro]

So I may be biased

[frozen frigate]

alright 2nd phase lets do this

[lilac gyro]

But spells suck on nkg

[twilit vector]

this is current build

i hate having to have grimmchild bro

[frozen frigate]

hes gonna do the scream holy balls

[oblique musk]

My ass was about to say "why grimmchild" lmao

[lilac gyro]

Alternatively

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/father-adriandel-scream-gif-father-adriandel-father-adriandel-scream-gif-27509963

[frozen frigate]

LITERALLY

[lilac gyro]

You could kill him without nkg

[twilit vector]

im going to tc headquarters to ask them that exact same question

[frozen frigate]

i wonder why hes chained down or whatever

[twilit vector]

no fun

[oblique musk]

Ask them about Silksong while you're there

[twilit vector]

why? its coming out tomorrow

[lilac gyro]

Why do you use steady body

I mean I get it but

[oblique musk]

What he said. Steady body helps on like 10 bosses, and NKG is not one of them.

[lilac gyro]

The knock back is really what set me up in the fight

[wheat sail]

I should start playing the DS's too eventually

I've been putting it off

[twilit vector]

it helps me wallop him through the spikes

[oblique musk]

NKG isn't on screen when the spikes happen

[twilit vector]

isnt he?

[oblique musk]

No. Troupe Master is, Nightmare King isn't.

[twilit vector]

should i switch out long for mop

[frozen frigate]

okay i think 2nd phase has absolutely no health at all

[twilit vector]

i love mop

[lilac gyro]

No

Nkg spikes are only spikes

[frozen frigate]

i assume 3rd phase is the hardest but i HATE duo boss fights so its probably going to be the 2nd phase for me

[lilac gyro]

I love mop

[twilit vector]

switching it after this run

[lilac gyro]

Do you jump during spikes

[oblique musk]

Actually, phase 2 has over 2000 more health than phase 1, but Ariandel has piss poor defenses.

[oblique musk]

The humble janitor:

[frozen frigate]

i see

[lilac gyro]

Lmao

[twilit vector]

not usually since i dont really panic on it

[lilac gyro]

Jumping makes them slightly skewed but easier to dodge

[twilit vector]

im usually alright on that one

[lilac gyro]

Ok well what’s the main problem

[twilit vector]

the only one that consistently gets me is that damn jump flame attack

i panic so hard

[lilac gyro]

The dive?

[twilit vector]

i just need to throw some deaths at him tbh

[lilac gyro]

You mean the dive?

Oh

[twilit vector]

the one where he slashes and them jumps in the air and spews flames

[lilac gyro]

The uppercut

Bro that’s easy

[twilit vector]

i panic

[lilac gyro]

Look all you gotta do

Is get NEXT to where he was

[twilit vector]

i know that logically

but when im in the fight i just mess up

[frozen frigate]

dude i was fucking comboing sister friede and then her prick dad came in and brothe fire all over me like an asshole

[twilit vector]

especially since im so used to jumping over attacks

[twilit vector]

brothe?

[frozen frigate]

like breathe

it sounds funny even if its not grammatically correct

[twilit vector]

valid

[frozen frigate]

this boss fight is pretty balls to be honest

first 2 phases are rather uneventful

[oblique musk]

Why were you fighting friede in phase 2? Ariandel is a bigger target and takes more damge.

[frozen frigate]

she was an easier target

she was trying to do some heal miracle too

it looked like a heal miracle atleast

either that or an explosion

i believe i am right in the assumption that the 3rd phase is the hardest

[lilac gyro]

I always just went up to close to himand didn’t get hit

[oblique musk]

Can confirm, it is a heal miracle.

[twilit vector]

i got him

[lilac gyro]

Ggg

[frozen frigate]

so what you're saying is i'm basically the goat for noticing and preventing her from popping a fast one on me and that i'm also the best player to ever touch dark souls 3? hey thanks man i'm heartwarmed

[twilit vector]

you are

[lilac gyro]

You’re the worst player to beat the game

[frozen frigate]

come fight me bro im literally outside pontiff right now

[twilit vector]

guess its time for godhome now

[oblique musk]

No problem bro

[frozen frigate]

real talk though thats enough ds3 for me for today im really excited to beat sister friede tomorroq

[twilit vector]

scared to fight

[oblique musk]

No way you’re celebrating Silksong coming out by defeating Friede.

[maiden stratus]

I want to complete these hidden achievements how do I find them?

[twilit vector]

google

or steam

[frozen frigate]

my sleep is more important than ending her life, i'm a mere knight, not a monster

[twilit vector]

did you just react true to your own message

[frozen frigate]

i did

[wheat sail]

loser eh eh eh

[lilac gyro]

Unspoken rule

You can’t shrue yourself

Unless you’re a loser

[cerulean sable]

unpopular opinion

but Hornet will wear an eyepatch near the end of the game

call herself the Punished Princess of Pharloom or someshit

[lilac gyro]

Hunter of Hallownest

[wheat sail]

the 3P

[lilac gyro]

Poopy Phart Piss

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/samsung-one-ui-samsung-one-ui-emoji-emoji-samsung-gif-15421094149726828842

[lilac gyro]

It’s just one of those days

You don’t wanna wake up

[rapid arrow]

Guys you think that in switch 2 annuence we have something?

[cerulean sable]

i feel like wed sooner make laser guided meteors over the Switch 2 showing anything

[rapid arrow]

2026 then?

[cerulean sable]

Surely

[cedar trench]

here is my compelling thought experiment

Silksong copies are given to a select number of people across the globe.
Do you kill chaya raichick

[cerulean sable]

Who?

[cedar trench]

libsoftiktok

do you kill her yes or no

this somehow affects the first sentence

[rapid arrow]

Hurt this silence

[cerulean sable]

uhhh i dont have any strong opinions one way or another?

[cedar trench]

unfortunate

[cerulean sable]

look all im sayign is

if i wasnt so afraid...
id shine a light through space 😔

[compact echo]

Will it have path of pain?

[wheat sail]

path of suffering

[proud axle]

path of pure absolute pain

[wheat sail]

Silkened path of pain

[oblique musk]

Does it get me silksong faster? If so, yes. If not, probably.

[fiery burrow]

no

[wheat sail]

it'll come when its ready

[compact echo]

Tomorrow

[wheat sail]

dont rush team cherry

the sooner it comes the shittier the game will be

i prefer if they never release the game but i know that they are continuously improving it

https://tenor.com/view/sad-crying-black-guy-gif-25962626

i hope it doesnt release within 4 years