sk-discussion

[violet path]

Mgr?

[fiery burrow]

MGR brainrot is just quoting the villain monologues

[cunning geode]

kinda similar to ultrakill brainrot

[silk zodiac]

i liked it when uhh raiden said he was the storm that was approaching when meeting mr sam

[violet path]

What is an mgr

[nimble radish]

what does the brainrot debuff do

[fiery burrow]

metal gear rising

[violet path]

Oh mid gear

[fiery burrow]

Out

[whole grove]

surely silksong news will be on the 14th

[opaque sigil]

aren't you a persona fan clearly you have negative taste

[whole grove]

state of play is fake anyway

[woeful matrix]

mgrr

[fiery burrow]

Persona fans when they are asked to name a good game other than 4:

[violet path]

You like metal gear 😂

[opaque sigil]

metal gear rising

[violet path]

Persona 4 sucks

Persona 4 more like persona bore amirite

[lone crown]

Don’t ever say bore in front of me…

I might… i might…

[nimble radish]

what?

[lone crown]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

[delicate summit]

Guys I found new leth photo just added in the code of the team cherry website

[opaque sigil]

good for him ig

[lone crown]

What in the AI generated

[cunning geode]

"new" leth photo

[lone crown]

(Trolling)

[nimble radish]

he was so young

now he wears a hat... they grow up so fastr

[violet path]

Anyone know any good movies i need an excuse to not do my hw

[opaque sigil]

cope

[delicate summit]

I have no idea for some reason team cherry just changes the photos in the code of their website so often (all square space assets)

[lone crown]

Ever considered the possibility he’s not there to work

[opaque portal]

Ever consider it was just a joke

[lone crown]

Or are you making a joke

Fuck.

[nimble radish]

we need this guy in silksong (real bug image)

[lone crown]

I apologize

[opaque sigil]

we need this guy in silksong

[lone crown]

That’s real?

[violet path]

This image so cool 🙏

[nimble radish]

that guy is trying too hard

[opaque sigil]

no it's a seltas

[delicate summit]

Oh nah this photo was already there they just change the site often for some reason I look like a dumbass lol 😭

[opaque sigil]

he has a girlfriend

[violet path]

What the

[lone crown]

Oh god

You know what as long as he’s happy

[opaque sigil]

she eats him if her health gets low iirc

[robust furnace]

Did Williams twitter acct get hacked or something lmao

[lone crown]

[cunning geode]

oh boy here we go

[shell yacht]

You're like a month late, it's his personal account, ignore it

[nimble radish]

gf who is bigger than you and will kill you ❤️

[opaque portal]

All good man, it’s a pretty tired and tasteless joke anyway. I just couldn’t resist

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/paolumu-odogaron-monster-hunter-world-destroy-mhw-gif-12955710175627893233

[violet path]

Vro 😭

[robust furnace]

Ok lol

He keeps posting undeliverable messages

Undecipherable *

[shell yacht]

You're like a month late, it's his personal account, ignore it

[opaque sigil]

it's a shitpost account it shitposts

[cunning geode]

oh no water's record is repeating

[coarse leaf]

it's a personal shitpost account. it's supposed to be funny. has nothing to do with team cherry

[lone crown]

Is this a giant chicken

With… dragon wings?

[opaque sigil]

paolomu

[cunning geode]

its a big bat

[shell yacht]

Flying squirrel and furless dog

[steady raven]

Tbf it's the closest we'll ever get to interacting with Team Cherry

[coarse leaf]

it's a bat with a puffy neck

[shell yacht]

The squirrel has a balloon for a neck

[violet path]

Because theyre not messages

[cunning geode]

oh yeah more like a squirrel

[lone crown]

Oh lmao

[cunning geode]

well

[nimble radish]

oh yeah ok that makes sense

[cunning geode]

idk

[opaque sigil]

gets introduced like this

[robust furnace]

Fair enough

[nimble radish]

it looks like a bat to me

[misty reef]

what s that

[opaque sigil]

monster hunter is a good series guys

[shell yacht]

It doesn't really do any bat things

[misty reef]

its so silly

[steady raven]

Me when I'm in a shittiest looking armor set on the planet competition and my opponent is Paolumu

[opaque sigil]

Paolumu

[violet path]

Me when i lie

[lone crown]

Actually they’ve chatted here directly before, especially during the very beginning of the server

[coarse leaf]

it screams at you

[shell yacht]

I like the part where monster Hunter turned the thousand degree knife challenge into a dragon

[opaque sigil]

WHAT

[shell yacht]

Literally everything in the game:

[opaque sigil]

floof

[steady raven]

Interacting with Team Cherry *in the last 4 years

[coarse leaf]

yeah but paolumu very specifically uses sound for a lot of its attacks

which is a very bat-themed thing

[lone crown]

Actually William sent two messages in this chat when xbox trailer was shown

[opaque sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/glavenus-gif-15745234058947633421

[steady raven]

Interacting with Team Cherry *in the last 3 years

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/glavenus-rathian-monster-hunter-generations-ultimate-mhgu-gif-22211188

[lone crown]

Do you count Leth

[stoic sigil]

Woah as you can see William has made 3 nonsensical Twitter posts in the span of 5 minutes

[coarse leaf]

leth pops in here every now and then

[shell yacht]

It's just one of the monsters with a louder scream that happens more frequently, legiana is more known for its annoying sounds

[steady raven]

I mean interacting is Leths whole job with Team Cherry. He has no stake in Silksongs development.

(Plus it doesn't seem like he knows much more than we do)

[stoic sigil]

This is hinting at the fact that he's schizophrenic and needs psychological help

[wheat sail]

Should've been me

[edgy valve]

i loved it when team cherry said "its teaming time" and cherried all over the playstation state of play

[cunning geode]

hasn't he... played the game

[nimble radish]

just like us

[lone crown]

He does know a lot more but obviously will not disclose

[wheat sail]

He's played this game before

[edgy valve]

i also vote for kirbstar to replace leth

[nimble radish]

or did you not get to play silksong, wombat

[lone crown]

Leth beat Silksong multiple times already, stated in an interview with BlueSR

[coarse leaf]

leth knows significantly more than we do

[cunning geode]

im just trying to fit in

[steady raven]

He probably doesn't know anything about when the game is coming out because Team Cherry probably doesn't either.

My guess is their plan is to release the game "when it feels done"

[violet path]

No he dont

[formal marsh]

Does Leth think?

[shell yacht]

He's played the game

[edgy valve]

before

[coarse leaf]

well sure. but the statement that he doesn't know any more than us is still wrong

[edgy valve]

what if leth is secretly 27,344 days 🤔

[steady raven]

He knows way more about Silksong than anyone here could ever hope to, but he probably doesn't know when this game is coming out

[lone crown]

He’ll only know when TC knows

[violet path]

No because leth has a job

[lone crown]

And if TC knows we’ll know according to their promise

[stoic sigil]

What if Leth is my wife

[wheat sail]

Water has a job as a mod

[warped rock]

handsomely paid

[violet path]

Thats like a negative job

[steady raven]

It was apparently supposed to be 2 years ago, but they have had a great time developing the game and they definetly haven't run into any problems don't worry about it trust me bro

[violet path]

If youre a mod you need 2 jobs to be considered employed

[shell yacht]

I wish I was getting paid, need me a PS5 by end of Feb for monster Hunter

[unborn dome]

I wonder what the mod salary is here
I only pay my mods 20 cents
need to know if that’s above or below average

[warped rock]

How much was the switch on release

[violet path]

A ps5?

Thats like buying a ps4 in 2020

[wheat sail]

I give mine 38$ per hour 24/7 to be on call, with dental and health benefits and 4 weeks vacation

[shell yacht]

300$(?)

[warped rock]

Yes

[woeful matrix]

300

[warped rock]

Okay maybe I do need to save for the switch 2 😅

[coarse leaf]

wha??

[woeful matrix]

switch 2 will prob be like 350-400

[shell yacht]

Mine was 100$ bc thrift store

[wheat sail]

So like 1000 cad

[woeful matrix]

cad more like bad

[olive lynx]

Jolou nai simsom

[fossil dawn]

Am I the only one that thinks Secret of the Mimic looks bad?

[woeful matrix]

no it looks dogshit

[wheat sail]

My name is edwin

[formal marsh]

i made the mimic

[coarse leaf]

it looks really terrible

[woeful matrix]

poppy playtime 2

[shell yacht]

?

[coarse leaf]

new fnaf game

[wheat sail]

The hour of mid

[coarse leaf]

it appears to have, through years of genre inbreeding, wrapped around to to taking inspiration from other mascot horror games that it inspired in the first place. and that's not a good thing

[woeful matrix]

state of the mid except metal gear triangle

[shell yacht]

Oh I saw fazbear onscreen and I skipped it

I liked this

[fossil dawn]

Gameplay looks like shit too

[coarse leaf]

saros looks really cool

it's from the returnal devs

[cunning geode]

returnal devs working on fnaf

[wheat sail]

Saros? More like sorry

[coarse leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK4W-hBrSZs&t=9s

[woeful matrix]

ss devs should make a fnaf game instead

[edgy valve]

i thought that the game was a lotr game with that opening shot for some reason

[steady raven]

The only reason I gave half a shit about this playstation thing was the prospect of Nightreign and the fact that angry Silksong fans are the funniest thing ever

[woeful matrix]

were any ss fans actually mad about it not being at the event

[edgy valve]

real ss fans have 0 hope for silksong being released at any of these events

[viscid tendon]

The State of Play was uhhhhh...

[coarse leaf]

if there were we probably would've been seeing it in here already

[frozen frigate]

i just lost 434k souls

[steady raven]

Real ss fans gave up on the game a year ago

[unborn dome]

I need to bring back the mod raffle
||disclaimer all the $20 earned from the first one was burned in a money fire||

[viscid tendon]

Nintendo is going to destroy PS and Xbox it seems right?

[violet path]

Duune

[unborn dome]

server shops are so corny

[violet path]

Was persona 7 announced or what

[coarse leaf]

who caressssss

[cyan forum]

Jin Dahaad looks like a graphics card

[violet path]

In what world would nintendo destroy ps?

[coarse leaf]

i'm so incredibly tired of stupid console war shit. consumerism is insane.

[shell yacht]

None of that is dune?

[steady raven]

Billion dollar company is totally gonna destroy the other billion dollar companies!

[edgy valve]

in a world where silksong is exclusively on the switch 2

[wheat sail]

If they make a product I like I buy

[coarse leaf]

lost soul aside looks so final fantasy-esque and i missed the publisher name during the livestream so i thought it was final fantasy 17 for a solid minute. but no it's still far too early for that announcement

[wheat sail]

Valve is gonna kill Nintendo 😎

[violet path]

Console wars has been done since 2020

[viscid tendon]

I was talking about the consoles 😭

[shell yacht]

I literally saw the part at the beginning where the guy announced he used to be a solo developer and then PlayStation hired him and I still thought it was final fantasy

[edgy valve]

guys atari gonna destroy everyone else

[coarse leaf]

you're so wrong. i still see people fighting those fights

[viscid tendon]

[steady raven]

Only digital entertainment product worth buying is Silksong and that shits probably cancelled

[violet path]

And anyone who has tried to continue it sense gets “in the big 25”’d

[violet path]

Fuckin where other than like reddit

[viscid tendon]

Sonic saved the State of Play

Naaaah

[coarse leaf]

i'd argue there were way more exciting things there than a new sonic racing game

funnily enough the most exciting thing for me was a new digimon game getting announced

[viscid tendon]

Digimon looks good

Twitter Right now is pure chaos

[wheat sail]

Digimon digital monsters

[heady iron]

Always has been

[coarse leaf]

is it ever not?

[violet path]

Minesstill about the superbowl and kendrick

[viscid tendon]

Welp that's

[steady raven]

Just saw the Nightreign release date trailer.

I was right this shit is gonna release before Silksong and it's gonna be better

[coarse leaf]

i think that's the only social media platform that's gotten so bad i've just had to fully disconnect from it for my own mental wellbeing

[violet path]

Ya

I still scroll on it whenever i dont have access to audio it fuckin sucks

[frozen frigate]

hoo boy

[viscid tendon]

The bots

[frozen frigate]

trying to rush through ds2 now that im on ng+ and i am dying to all of the disgusting new enemies i hate so much

[violet path]

That isnt remotely the problem

Just stupid people with bad opinions

[wheat sail]

Y'all should listen when spoken to

[coarse leaf]

it is an especially grim platform to be on as a trans woman in america under trump's administration. even if you cultivate your feed to cut out almost all the bigotry you still get exposed to it through other queer people engaging with and being mad at it on the platform

it's just so bad, all the bullshit is just completely inescapable on there

so i opted to never go on there ever again

[steady raven]

Have fun waiting until 2026 for your 2D metroidvania losers I'm gonna go be excited for a game with an actual release date

NIGHTREIGN BABY LETS GGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[formal marsh]

ok

[violet path]

Tiktoks so much cooler

[coarse leaf]

personally i'm very happy waiting patiently for one thing while being excited for other things instead of disparaging it just because i have to wait

[violet path]

Whoever shralsed has never use tiktok a day in their life

To think twitter is a better place to scroll

[coarse leaf]

i've used tiktok plenty. it's bad for its own reasons

plus they were complicit in what was effectively propaganda for the trump administration right at the start of his term so

not a huge fan

[unborn moat]

The wait for Silksong personally is quite enjoyable, mostly because of the shenanigans that the Silksong community cooks though, not gonna lie

[violet path]

They were very loudly outspoken against it lmao

[formal karma]

Waiting is also SUPER easy

[edgy valve]

https://tenor.com/view/silk-song-waiting-hope-dog-my-peabody-gif-15141683682113506156

trust peabody chat

[strange gulch]

The silksong wait community feels like it's going through all the 5 stages of greif at the same time

[unborn moat]

This made me wonder how the subreddit is doing after the State Of Play (help)

[coarse leaf]

either i missed something or you're just lying through your teeth because the initial message when tiktok came back up was actively reverential towards trump for saving the platform

[neon adder]

I’m constantly at the denial stage, I think

It’s tomorrow, trust me

[violet path]

For like one day gng

[versed pollen]

Well if there's a lot of people grieving, then there will be people at different stages

[strange gulch]

What about bluesky?

I haven't used it

[sly scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323129137325539389/1338681936503373844/caption.gif

top tier silksong discussion

[coarse leaf]

bluesky's pretty alright. it's still sort of developing its identity so it's a little odd but it's certainly a better alternative to twitter

[frozen frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/giant-spider-enemy-spider-gif-15912591

[sly scaffold]

GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

[viscid tendon]

I need a new Metroid Prime 4 Beyond Trailer

[frozen frigate]

howd you make it big

[versed pollen]

Hashtag

[viscid tendon]

#ThankYou

[frozen frigate]

#goop#

[versed pollen]

https://markdownguide.offshoot.io/cheat-sheet/

[viscid tendon]

Hmmmm

[frozen frigate]

didnt work liar

[versed pollen]

Me when I do it wrong

[heady iron]

a simple problem of a lack of skill

[viscid tendon]

##Silksong

[versed pollen]

Add a space

[violet path]

Ts pmo icl sybau

[viscid tendon]

Silksong

[frozen frigate]

hey man you didnt specify, most other text things on discord work by putting things on the borders of your message so i imagine it in the same way yknow

[viscid tendon]

S I L K S O N G

[whole grove]

Chat silksong will release when pellen figures out his crossword puzzle

[viscid tendon]

OH YEAH THANK YOU SO MUCH

[flat remnant]

this is how i imagine you all to look like

especially you

[sly scaffold]

i am uncomfortable

[viscid tendon]

4K Ray Tracing DLSS

[heady iron]

That’s literally just a photo of me

[versed pollen]

You're the one who accused me of lying, which I didn't. So eat a shoe, actually

[woeful matrix]

link rxn

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-shoes-gif-21489615

[cedar radish]

me if Silksong was a shoe

[coarse leaf]

yum!

[bronze portal]

Next state of play guys

[clever rapids]

When does the Minecraft movie come out?

[versed pollen]

Few months in the future iirc

[flat remnant]

april

[violet path]

Ow

[coarse leaf]

never, god willing

[flat remnant]

4

[violet path]

Mfs always hating peak

WE will be watching the minecraft movie

[flat remnant]

toast the type of guy to watch the personal critic screening of the skibidi toilet movie

[strange gulch]

Silksong will be announced E3 2025 trust

[weary tapir]

people did NOT like the state of play

[coarse leaf]

come back to me when you've spent ~30 dollars to watch it in theaters and realize you wasted your money and multiple hours of your time

[flat remnant]

ough glad i skipped out, what'd they announce

[weary tapir]

new five nights at freddys game I guess

[coarse leaf]

it wasn't even that bad, capital g Gamers are just whiney bitches

[weary tapir]

more borderlands 4 news but the game looks kinda mid

[flat remnant]

when the channel has slow mode so i have to use commas to put seperate clauses together instead of just pressing enter

[coarse leaf]

frankly

[weary tapir]

worry about tomorrow

[violet path]

Or i’ll just have fun watching a dumb movie about minecraft with my friends instead of sitting at home day after day

[flat remnant]

secret of the mimic?

[weary tapir]

that one

[violet path]

They still make those hih

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/edwin-mimic-jackies-box-fnaf-my-name-is-edwin-gif-10139822896485640975

[weary tapir]

the big thing was lies of P DLC

people liked the lies of P DLC

[quiet knot]

Real name drop?

[flat remnant]

yoo peak, is it more pinocchio or is it based off another book

[wheat sail]

cat omg

[coarse leaf]

damn sorry i didn't know the minecraft movie was that important to you

[quiet knot]

Was there any Helldivers 2 stuff at PS State of Play?

[flat remnant]

yes fantastic name i am proud to announce in this public server my real name is edwin

i made the mimic

[quiet knot]

Im so proud of you

[violet path]

What?

[quiet knot]

That takes a lot of bravery

[flat remnant]

it was difficult to put the pieces together

[quiet knot]

Just like Jenga

[coarse leaf]

maybe i just interpreted it wrong but it came off like you were trying to be vaguely insulting with that last bit

[violet path]

??

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-edwin-edwin-but-unfortunately-something-went-so-wrong-jackies-box-mimic-gif-2962648718601212473

[coarse leaf]

it was difficult to put the pieces together

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/and-now-i-cant-do-anything-but-sing-this-stupid-song-edwin-my-name-is-edwin-mimic-jackies-box-gif-16481775935138329688

[violet path]

Just making up things to get mad at type shit

[coarse leaf]

i interpreted "sitting at home day after day" as you saying that about other people but evidently i took it wrong

[fiery burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge__8Dan6bU

[clever rapids]

Did anybody else think some of the games looked like the same game?

[fiery burrow]

No

[flat remnant]

erm, what the peak!

[coarse leaf]

i mean, not particularly. but yes also some triple A games just look samey

[flat remnant]

is it a metroidvania with combat elements or is it just a hack and slash platformer

[coarse leaf]

hack and slash platformer it looks like

[shell yacht]

One of them did literally have two trailers

[flat remnant]

hmm i will check it out

[fiery burrow]

The amount of hitstop is crazy

[clever rapids]

That may have been it then.

[delicate summit]

When was the last time yall summoned leth

[clever rapids]

I dropped in and out so I didn't catch all of every trailer.

[opaque sigil]

Hitstop seems stylistically appropriate though

[coarse leaf]

i believe the last time was when people were freaking out over the whole cake thing that they completely fabricated in their heads and deluded themselves into thinking was 100% a real ARG

[fiery burrow]

Yeah it looks awesome I love it

[shell yacht]

Nah he came in here to tell us he walked through some girls tiktok in Walmart

[coarse leaf]

awesomeeeee

[shell yacht]

I assume she was tick-tocking at the entrance which is even funnier

[fiery burrow]

'ss-discussion will not BELIEVE THIS'

[delicate summit]

Don’t worry I won’t but someone should summon him trust

[coarse leaf]

i think people should treat him like a real human being and not encourage people to try and get his attention

[quiet knot]

Its been so long, since last ive seen my son

[flat remnant]

HE'S REAL?????

[formal marsh]

yeah his name is edwin

[flat remnant]

i bet he made the mimic

[coarse leaf]

well yeah, that song didn't just invent the character

[serene chasm]

Was there any fun games at the PS thing

[formal marsh]

SLOWMODE?! INTERRUPTING MY BAD SONG LYRICS?

it was difficult. to put. the pieces. together.

[quiet knot]

Naj

[coarse leaf]

new digimon game, and new game from the returnal devs

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/edwin-mimic-jackies-box-fnaf-my-name-is-edwin-gif-10139822896485640975

[flat remnant]

no i knew he was real and from the books i just didn't expect him to become a major player in the games

[shell yacht]

Not a lot of it was new

[heady iron]

They showed off some lame indie game called Silksong

[serene chasm]

Thanks. All that looks lame

[flat remnant]

i feel bad for these developers they're trying to make a serious story with these characters but it got hijacked by a satirical fan song

[quiet knot]

No way 2 Gooner games collabing

[shell yacht]

The worst collab ever

[coarse leaf]

very excited for the new digimon game, especially since it has the same devs as what is widely considered the best one, cyber sleuth

[quiet knot]

Truly

Its almost as bad as the KSI and Trippie Red collab

[shell yacht]

I typically hate Digimon games the gameplay just doesn't scream Digimon for me, but this one actually looks kind of good

[coarse leaf]

i keep on mixing up infinity nikki and nikke for some reason and almost jump to defend it because infinity nikki is decidedly not a gooner game

that's a game For The Girls. and guys who don't have fragile masculinity

[quiet knot]

Nikke is the definitive gonner game, they have ZERO shame in their ads. Literally showing fat no life nerds playing their game. Atleast they know their target audience...

[quiet knot]

Guys like Jerma985

[flat remnant]

the modern day school of athens

[quiet knot]

I love the Internet

[heady iron]

If I could make sweaty incels pay $1000 to roll their favorite waifu I’d do it

[clever rapids]

We sang Once in a Lifetime in here the other day.

[coarse leaf]

this song is still conceptually funny but i think the fact it was most likely made bad on purpose detracted so much from my enjoyment of it

[quiet knot]

Moolah!

[coarse leaf]

like it went from "oh this is someone who's doing their best but is making really not good music" to "oh this is someone who's making bad music on purpose for attention"

and the latter is infinitely less endearing or funny

[flat remnant]

at the very least it makes one feel less bad for laughing at it

i wouldn't enjoy this silly bit so much if it was coming from an earnest place of trying to make art that would just make me mean

[fiery burrow]

walking underground underground underground

[wheat sail]

normalize being mean

[strange gulch]

How much will the battlepass for Silksong cost?

[coarse leaf]

i have awesome news about the current state of the world

[wheat sail]

oh nice

[neon adder]

2.99

[fiery burrow]

Shut up

[wheat sail]

chump

[edgy valve]

5000 geo

[weary tapir]

EVERYONE I MEET. IS SO. MEAN!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-drink-sad-alcohol-gif-8450873665900658636

[edgy valve]

dan my love

[wheat sail]

another yapper

[wheat sail]

💧 🥚 🍺

[fiery burrow]

I've stolen more lunch money than you buckaroo

[heady iron]

I should’ve invested in Apple instead of being an egg cell

[flat remnant]

i am baldi you're in my school

[wheat sail]

errmmm hrrmrmm

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[high hedge]

They should have had Jack Black trap all the villagers in their homes

[neon adder]

Ooooooooooh
Thanks, I hate it

[flat remnant]

you hate it for what it represents in your soul

[neon adder]

True

[violet path]

Together we are minecraft

[cunning geode]

eddie brock

[flat remnant]

mfriends inever nabandon efriends

[violet path]

Eddie brockv

[wheat sail]

I always thought that shit on their face was their nose

[lone stream]

Edit-Nevermind. I Googled it lol

What is a gooner game? I heard Stellar Blade has great combat. I play pretty much every big Souls-like so I will be getting it whenever it launches on PC

[heady iron]

ay boss what's da plan

[coarse leaf]

games for people who are just a little bit too obsessed with conventionally attractive women in revealing clothes, which was like, stellar blade's entire marketing tactic

[woeful matrix]

omg stellar blade the game with 2b

what is stellar blade actually tho i still dont know

[coarse leaf]

nooooo she's from nier automata don't associate her with that game even though there was a collab

[coarse leaf]

the game itself is just an OK character action game afaik

[lone stream]

Yeah I remember some outrage whenever they like, made her made her clothes like slighty bigger. Wiiiild

[woeful matrix]

ik im just joking
nier automata is so incredibly good

[coarse leaf]

nothing at all special

[lone crown]

Nier automata is a non-gooner game made by gooners (is that term even allowed to be used here anyways 😭)

[coarse leaf]

ideally not as much as it currently is i think

[lone stream]

That;s disappointing. I heard the combat was pretty S tier. But that was probably "gooners" hyping it up. Maybe I'll skip it and play Sekiro/WuKong/Nioh again

Playing the NG2 Black Remake. Crazy good so far!

[coarse leaf]

yoko taro has a particular way he designs women but there's cool queer stuff in his games so he gets a pass

[woeful matrix]

nier automata my 2nd fave game oat

[formal karma]

It won a bunch of gooner awards at the "not woke game awards" if that makes you skip it even more

[lone crown]

Like i feel like yoko taro clearly says yes frequently to these kinds of crossovers cause he knows what his fans like and embraces that audience

[lone stream]

NA is goated. I let the weirdo shit pass for him

[wheat sail]

Y'all are getting banned haw hawwww

[woeful matrix]

reasonable

[lone stream]

Though it is reallly....weird walking up ladders and the camera pans just a certain way......not a fan.

Ok I'm done with this topic for at least a few years. Live and let live is my philosophy. Play it, or don't. Seems easy enough for me lol

[coarse leaf]

i forget how much of that there is in nier automata but in nier replicant emil is gay and kainé is intersex and it's awesome

[lone stream]

I'm all about inclusion if it fits the story or feels natural. All the forced characters coughDragonAgeVeilguardcough are annoying.

[woeful matrix]

fr

[ashen hearth]

Stellar Blade embraces it's auidence too; Nikke getting a Collab with Stellar Blade is mad funny ngl

[lone crown]

They're both owned by the same company, surprised they didn't do it sooner

its like the only two games they made 😭 what a jump in genre right

[ashen hearth]

Yep

all the gacha money went into Stellar Blade lol

[lone crown]

Honestly more respectable investing into another project rather than just keeping the gains

[sleek cloud]

I mean gacha game people just make very interestingly designed women cause its big big money

[ashen hearth]

personally idk why people got so mad over Stellar Blade, especially when games like that have existed since video games were a thing in the 80s

bit of an overreaction imo

[wheat sail]

One week of gacha money is stellar blades whole revenue

[ashen hearth]

lol

unironically true

[lone crown]

Samus is my favorite cause Metroid first broke the norm of typical male protag fighting off horrors especially in combat using weaponry

[ashen hearth]

Yeah

Stellar Blade wants to be Nier Automata so bad, at least that's what people have told me

[lone crown]

I thought it tried to be Bayonetta lmao

[opaque sigil]

manufactured outrage

[ashen hearth]

It's basically Nier with slow souls like combat

[formal karma]

Bayonetta sure was... interesting

[lone crown]

Bayonetta being in smash still doesnt feel real

What a wild fucking pull

[wheat sail]

Bayo in smash 4 ☹️

[young saffron]

Build me up and break me down

[lone stream]

Bayonetta's combat was legit though IMO

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bayonetta-smash-bros-smash-bros-ultimate-willem-dafoe-gif-27291228

[heady iron]

Ongbal played stellar blade, surely it has a good combat system

[stoic sigil]

Silksong

[heady iron]

will be a gooner game

[neon adder]

It all makes sense
Hornet has been there all along

[ashen hearth]

Anyway for me at least, I feel like logically Silksong will be out in 2025, we are still pretty early in the year and Silksong probably went through some struggles with a 3 person team making a 100 hour Metroidvania atp for more platforms at the same time than they wanted; Silksong was originally for just Switch and PC and now it has to release on everything

[deft sluice]

No mister mushroom in silksong = silksong not worth it

[ashen hearth]

They probably also want a stable launch

[wheat sail]

20$ mushroom dlc

[deft sluice]

Nah gotta be at least £50

Just to see mushroom, another £20 to unlock dialogue

[flat remnant]

they said this in 2024 and in 2023 and in 2022 and in 2021 and in 2020 and in 2019 and in 2019 and in 2019 and in 2018 and in 2006

[unborn dome]

@shell yacht it's flux week
now's the time to stock up

[serene chasm]

This reads like a notification for a phone game

[shell yacht]

Lmao

[shell yacht]

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[shell yacht]

Howdy

[stoic sigil]

Andy

[gray parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381596265559097354/1262566337822195792/6c9c9f3f12f72d9e14b784d9ad22433d.gif

I’m bored y’all

[coarse leaf]

you say that but the people who were the most vocally angry at stellar blade were the people who got mad that it didn't objectify the women in it MORE than it ended up doing at release

[leaden delta]

play Rabbit Hole

[gray parcel]

Tf is that

[coarse leaf]

the general consensus from the other end is "it's a competently made game, not really anything special, and the fanbase is really weird"

[leaden delta]

hit indie roguelike on STEAM

[gray parcel]

Oh

[leaden delta]

for FREE

[gray parcel]

Hell no

[unborn dome]

kinda funny because the game is notorious for being banned on phones
also the gamemode in it im talking about can't even be played on phones when it isn't banned

[gray parcel]

“Indie” and “rougelike” in the same sentence 💔💔

[lone crown]

Watch the nightreign footage provided by fromsoft to youtubers (they got to play the beta as a team in advance)

[gray parcel]

Already have

[leaden delta]

but it’s awesome

[lone crown]

I'm maining the bird I do not care

[leaden delta]

And funny and it’s fun and

it has lesbians

[atomic sparrow]

the 🦅 ?

[lone crown]

Might be the best co-op I'll ever play with friends

[gray parcel]

I bought the collector’s box 😅

[lone crown]

Incredible

[naive geode]

hi sam I am

[lone crown]

the 🦅.

[coarse leaf]

also i've gotta say, calling people getting grossed out by a game that had a marketing campaign that almost entirely consisted of "hey cishet men, check out how HOT our women are and how much BLOOD they get covered in." manufactured outrage is strange

[gray parcel]

What’s the hawk guy’s name anyways

[naive geode]

what are we getting angry about?

[gray parcel]

Has that been revealed?

[lone crown]

We don't know, every class has a name but we don't know the real names of the characters themselves probably

Wylder - Knight guy with explosive grapple
Guardian - Hawk guy with shield
Recluse - Sorceress with elemental fusing abilities
Fuck whats the other one in the demo

Oh yeah of course, Duchess

[naive geode]

oh nightreign

[gray parcel]

Recluse = Gojo

[naive geode]

I'm soooo disappointed by what that game seems to be

[wheat sail]

Im the strongest

[lone crown]

I heavily disagree

[naive geode]

you're entitled to your opinion, its fine

[gray parcel]

Oops 😭🙏

[coarse leaf]

i think regardless of your opinion it's for the best that fromsoft continues to experiment

[wheat sail]

based pic

[atomic sparrow]

easy
Guar D. Ian

[opaque sigil]

shocking that the multiplayer roguelike is different from the arpg

[lone crown]

A bit of reassurance, it's not replacing what could've been another fully fledged-out From title. Fromsoftware's studios have expanded a ton since elden ring and they've been working on several projects for a while now

[naive geode]

why is everyone flaming me for my opinion 😭

[gray parcel]

Bc you’re objectively wrong

[opaque sigil]

boredom

[gray parcel]

Game is gonna be peak

[coarse leaf]

"everyone" literally just tammo and fella

[lone crown]

Its also why Miyazaki is letting new directors step in now

[naive geode]

sam I'm tired

[shell yacht]

Is this a playable race???

[gray parcel]

Grrrr I like my new fromsoft projects

[atomic sparrow]

no he's just like that

[opaque sigil]

monhun better anyways

[lone crown]

In nightreign you can select a bird guy yes

[gray parcel]

It’s just a guy

[lone crown]

You dont create your own character in nightreign. There are character classes but you can still find shit like weapons and whatnot

[gray parcel]

The hawks from Farrum Azula wanted all the smoke

[woeful matrix]

ahhhhh

[naive geode]

Nightrein isn't the type of game I enjoy in general

[coarse leaf]

fromsoft experimenting with the types of games they make and also giving other game designers chances to head up their own projects is objectively a good thing regardless of if you personally like this game or not

[lone crown]

That's understandable

[naive geode]

I'm not saying it isn't!!!

[gray parcel]

I’m trying to 1v1 nameless king with modern mechanics

[lone crown]

Yeah nightreign lets them test out a whole bunch of shit that should have existed ages ago

[coarse leaf]

ikik, just reiterating

[naive geode]

Woohoo cheers yippe new fromsoft games- all happy?

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/shangrila-frontier-香格里拉-shangri-la-frontier-sanraku-anime-gif-13328637219390102279

[lone crown]

We can finally attack bosses while they're getting riposted by a player/are grabbing a player

Why that didnt exist before I have no idea

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/studio-ghibli-hayao-miyazaki-the-boy-and-the-heron-how-do-you-live-parakeets-gif-12670256791875634971

[naive geode]

powdered why is there a 10 second slowmode there's like 3 people here

[lone crown]

Three birds*

[naive geode]

i am NOT a bird

[shell yacht]

Oh right

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/studio-ghibli-hayao-miyazaki-the-boy-and-the-heron-how-do-you-live-parakeets-gif-12670256791875634971

[gray parcel]

It’s only like $35 too

[coarse leaf]

playable character. there's not appearance customization in nightreign outside of maybe some cosmetics. i do hope that nightreign having a bird man maybe means anthropomorphic animal races will come in a later full-fledged fromsoft title though. that's something i want so bad

[cunning geode]

hey... my gif...

[opaque sigil]

state of play earlier

[cunning geode]

what the H...

[naive geode]

https://tenor.com/view/bober-kurwa-wombat-not-a-beaver-beaver-gif-8961649020872801915

[lone crown]

I'm also taking this 👹 with me

[naive geode]

ty for lowering slowmode powdered

[wheat sail]

wombat bacon

[shell yacht]

That'd b dope

[opaque sigil]

I still need to watch this

[lone crown]

Almost like letting other devs cook as director is a great idea

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-psycho-weird-filter-gif-16273193

[woeful matrix]

silksong

tommorow

[naive geode]

I'm gonna get around to it eventually, it's just that Nightreign is really different from everything they've done before... and I must say, they've not been the best at putting mutliplayer features in their games

[gray parcel]

Myazaki is Hopefully taking a break for now

[lone crown]

The multiplayer footage we've seen from the stock footage looked smooth as hell

[gray parcel]

That’s actually the purpose of the game, to actually do good multiplayer

[woeful matrix]

🔥

[coarse leaf]

they're absolutely redoing their netcode for nightreign at least

[lone crown]

And yeah this game's most definitely a way to expand on their multiplayer systems

[naive geode]

fuck yes then

[coarse leaf]

seems much smoother than typical fromsoft multiplayer

[naive geode]

but fortnite elden ring is not what i expected

[lone crown]

its nothing like fortnite

[naive geode]

i know jesus

[woeful matrix]

whats a netcode

[shell yacht]

They already redid all the net code for elden ring, are they re redoing it?

[lone crown]

My bad for not being able to tell...

[opaque sigil]

can't believe they're just making a dark souls minecraft server

[naive geode]

can't believe they're doing a LAZY sequel to elden ring

[coarse leaf]

considering that elden ring's netcode still sucked shit, presumably yes

[lone crown]

Baiter! Baiter! More bait please!

[gray parcel]

You sure about that??

[woeful matrix]

good argument

[naive geode]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emotes-laugh-smile-king-gif-14309345

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/death-knight-grab-er-shadow-of-the-erdtree-sote-die-gif-2123891594685898275

[gray parcel]

Crazy sentence

[woeful matrix]

[naive geode]

powdered

WHY

[coarse leaf]

anyways i wouldn't self-identify as a furry necessarily but there's enough latent furry DNA in me that Blaidd made neurons fire off in my brain that i can't say any other fromsoft npc ever has

[lone crown]

Looks like someone didn't read rules 👹

[woeful matrix]

its just a terraria refence

[lone crown]

[gray parcel]

DNA? Or BNA??

Tragic no second season

[shell yacht]

BNA ended kinda weird for a sequel

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/salt-gif-23132451

[wheat sail]

anyone else huff

[lone crown]

That sentence is enough to kill a medieval peasant

[woeful matrix]

watch this guys

[gray parcel]

Bread boys in the big 25 💔

[woeful matrix]

silksong 🔥

[gray parcel]

Literally those guys used to be my favorite, now they’re kinda just lame

[woeful matrix]

wait what

did they fall off or smth

[shell yacht]

You could confirm heliocentrism with math and they'd try to kill you

[gray parcel]

Pretty much

[woeful matrix]

dang

thats sad

[gray parcel]

It’s the same formula over and over, nothing original

[wheat sail]

its peak

[gray parcel]

Son does some Gooner shit, father pulls out gun, dramatic cut

[lone crown]

Didnt they kill someone for first proposing that the earth was round

[coarse leaf]

fucking any modern sentence would be enough to kill a medieval peasant. i could tell them i'm a woman who was assigned a different binary gender at birth and it would cause a societal collapse

[gray parcel]

I also just despise the great helm

FUCK that helm

[shell yacht]

They killed for a lot of people posing ideas so definitely one round earther died for speaking the truth

[lone crown]

They'd call you a witch or something

[coarse leaf]

that sentence is STILL enough to whip some people into a goddamn frenzy so think about how they'd be back then

[lone crown]

Heretic

[gray parcel]

Also remember that we are all objectively 20/10’s looks wise to medieval peasants

[lone crown]

My parents go into a goddamn frenzy even now when they see a single rainbow

[fiery burrow]

I'm pretty sure most people back then knew the earth was round

[gray parcel]

Yeah

[leaden delta]

I think bringing me and my gf back in time would break every persons head that observed us

[coarse leaf]

oh good lord i'm so sorry to hear that

[gray parcel]

Ironically Christopher Columbus sailing earth bc it was flat is Italian propaganda

[lone crown]

Yeah you know older people who immigrated from a religious country

It be like that

My mom has a built-in gaydar. She can tell who's gay, and she'll say to herself "ugh..."

[fiery burrow]

I pray they don't glance at a sprinkler from the wrong angle 🙏

[shell yacht]

There's people today that don't

[coarse leaf]

it's profoundly funny to me that queer people have gotten so inside of bigots' heads that even seeing the colors of the light spectrum is enough to make them think society is collapsing around them

[leaden delta]

Thank god too

well kinda no but it’s funny seeing them melt down over legit nothing

[gray parcel]

They’re so insistent on calling people snowflakes when they themselves break down after seeing a rainbow

[cunning geode]

maliketh is hot. any questions?

[coarse leaf]

none at all

[atomic sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-maliketh-maliketh-the-black-blade-beast-clergyman-the-boss-attack-pattern-gif-17665618050446745737

is THIS maliketh ??

[wheat sail]

thats a cat

[atomic sparrow]

oh thanks

[wheat sail]

np manny

[lone crown]

Maliketh first phase is severely underrated

[coarse leaf]

actually he probably smells really bad but other than that.

[marsh ibex]

sigh

[coarse leaf]

his voice is awesome i'd let him speak to me all day

[gray parcel]

He probably grooms himself

[marsh ibex]

so I had work today

[shell yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793128374213279776/1301702044586872842/ThatsItGetInTheWoodChipper-1.gif

[marsh ibex]

and one of the swimmers was asking each of the lifeguards and coaches if they had valentine’s

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[marsh ibex]

they got to me

I said no

they laughed and said “that’s crazy”

[wheat sail]

shoulda lied at least

[gray parcel]

Just get ripped

That’s what worked for me

[marsh ibex]

it was like an 11 year old I’m not lying to an 11 yo about this

[shell yacht]

Then u gave them the line about a rubber room and rats didn't you

[wheat sail]

i would

but i got gfs

[lone crown]

Nah i'd still lie, kids are ruthless

[gray parcel]

I would

[marsh ibex]

anyways that’s probably gonna hit me when I’m mid chocolate coma on friday

[coarse leaf]

i love that people who aren't bigots have stolen that one guy's formula now to make fun of him

[gray parcel]

You’re too weak

[atomic sparrow]

guh ??

[shell yacht]

what

[wheat sail]

theres still 2 days its not too late

[marsh ibex]

no its over

[gray parcel]

Joker and his learned Helplessness

[marsh ibex]

I’d have to buy gifts and shit

I’m just gonna

[lone crown]

Joker learned addiction

[marsh ibex]

drink and drive or something

I dunno

[woeful matrix]

nah its not an addiction hes just dedicated

[wheat sail]

romatnic

[gray parcel]

To what, sitting around

[wheat sail]

dedicated to resisting the urge to find love

[atomic sparrow]

no don't do it you forget what they teach in schools ?? don't drink and drive. don't text and drive. look left and look right before crossing.

[wheat sail]

maybe theres a reddit where someone can pretend to be your valentine

[marsh ibex]

I mean like genuinely what’s the point

I’m mid.

[opaque portal]

Mid is still better than low

[wheat sail]

nah dude your peak 😔

[gray parcel]

Start grinding??

[wheat sail]

like me

[gray parcel]

There’s literally no reason to not hit the gym now

[marsh ibex]

Eh whatever I’ll get over it when I wake up tomorrow

[gray parcel]

Or pick up a hobby

[wheat sail]

your low self esteem will ironically make it harder to find somebody

[marsh ibex]

yeah
I was planning on working on that some more

I went from intense self loathing to “i’m mid” so I’m halfway there

Ahhhhhh

Livin on a prayer

[woeful matrix]

dw joker ur one of the cool mods here at least

[coarse leaf]

i have similarly gloomy feelings about valentine's day for different reasons but this is never the right mentality, i'll tell you that much. i think the healthy thing is to not subscribe to the idea that you NEED to actively find a partner as soon as possible, the societal expectation for everyone to be in a romantic relationship as early and often as possible is stupid and shitty. as long as you put yourself out there and exist in the world and talk to people you'll find your person

[gray parcel]

I’m having the opposite problem from joker right now, it’s not good 🙏😭

[lone crown]

Develop a pessimistic attitude like I do. Relationships are expensive and require effort, surely you wouldn't want to go through that do you? And the pain that could come from it may outweigh the happiness you felt in the moment

[wheat sail]

would be even cooler if my warns were removed

😈

[atomic sparrow]

huh

[marsh ibex]

pain is worth the happiness

and effort is how you know you’re alive

[gray parcel]

You are NOT mentally stable for a relationship

With that mentality

[lone crown]

This is true

[marsh ibex]

i was considering dating apps but uhhh almost all my friends have had really shit experiences with them so

[leaden delta]

consider that i like my gf

[woeful matrix]

nah

[leaden delta]

and we do fun things like talk and watch anime and play fetch

[marsh ibex]

Consider this

The earth is rotating concurrently and yet we have to spin cotton candy

[leaden delta]

and its awesome

[marsh ibex]

Fetch????

are you a dog?

[honest valley]

Lowkey, the "societal expectations of romance" are not what causes people to feel lonely in this way.

It's nothing to do with societal expectation at all. It's everything to do with the voluntary self-isolation that people put themselves in. These feelings of loneliness are strongest when you feel misunderstood and isolated. If people were to engage in extraverted behaviors, they would be less lonely and their yearning would be more healthy

[flat remnant]

puppygirl

[coarse leaf]

dating apps CAN be good but that's a hard emphasis on CAN. they can also be a very negative thing for people

[leaden delta]

other direction joker

[marsh ibex]

you’re a cat?

[honest valley]

cold approach the next chick you see fr fr

[leaden delta]

i should just kill you

[marsh ibex]

oh

so your gf is the parrot

[woeful matrix]

i still dont get it

[marsh ibex]

I get it now

[woeful matrix]

whos the dog?

[atomic sparrow]

no ! no killing in hk cord...

[marsh ibex]

Thanks sonia

[honest valley]

Side comment: No skong

[warped rock]

They always ask "whos the dog" but never "what's the dog doin"

[atomic sparrow]

idk fetch ?

[fiery burrow]

So what do you guys think of shellwood-barb-trap

[wheat sail]

thats what they say though

what the dog doin

[marsh ibex]

oh yeah I underwent that arc in early university

it worsened my depression fifteen fold

[marsh ibex]

it’s mid

orange jug better

[leaden delta]

why not

[fiery burrow]

its not the tool thats interesting its the AREA

SHELLWOOD FOREST

[leaden delta]

MY GF!!!!!!! damn

[fiery burrow]

What?

[marsh ibex]

You literally referenced the tool whose fault is that

[atomic sparrow]

rule number 1 buddy

[shell yacht]

Zornet appearance

[fiery burrow]

No I mentioned the file name

[marsh ibex]

Ignored

[fiery burrow]

It is not the barb-trap of the name that is interesting

[wheat sail]

sus

[violet path]

AHHH

IM FUCKED

[honest valley]

The ultimate issue:

People are made to be around people who think and act like they do. That's where people can actually thrive socially. However, with the increased mobility of people and the general diversity of experience within any given group, it's pretty hard to find people that are "like you"

[marsh ibex]

Chest and shoulders are aching

[violet path]

I couldnt even go today

[coarse leaf]

as someone who is decidedly not an extrovert but has still been in a handful of romantic relationships, i can tell you that's not the deciding factor. it can certainly help, and pushing yourself to be SOCIAL is certainly a big part of it, but people who just aren't ready for relationships feeling like they SHOULD be in a relationship is very objectively a result of societal expectations.

[marsh ibex]

extrovert

[slate wagon]

knees weak arms heavy

[marsh ibex]

an extravert is goku

[honest valley]

I am a murderer who insults people, talks while others are talking, lies constantly, likes to rot in bed, and burns down buildings.

[violet path]

Oh my valetines day is gonna SUCK

10 billon times worse than everyone elses

[atomic sparrow]

mods get em

[marsh ibex]

Sure buddy

still in hs ass

[violet path]

Thats the problem

[young saffron]

Dad?

[violet path]

We were supposed to have that day off school

[marsh ibex]

“That’s the problem”

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/ladies-and-gentleman-we-got-him-gif-12313683

[fiery burrow]

Is valentines day the silksong news holiday

[violet path]

But my orchestra director decided itd be the perfect day for a 7:30 am to 6 pm MPA prep camp

[marsh ibex]

“I have free access to people who I am forced to somewhat interact with”

Dingus

[violet path]

Soo i get to slave away rehearsing all day

[wheat sail]

Watching the life leave their eyes is the best part of it

[young saffron]

Yes and 24 I think

[heady iron]

My mom forbade me from being in a relationship until I graduated college

[violet path]

Thats way worse than whatever lonely people sadness yall can muster up this friday

[versed pollen]

Is this shrue

[honest valley]

idk, for me those feelings never had anything to do with society or the expectations of others and everything to do with wanting to be understood.

I guess you could say that I thought people could be understood because I saw relationships and therefore wanted to mimic that? But I think that's really stretching "societal pressure"

[heady iron]

Now I’ve been working full time for years and still haven’t been in one

[young saffron]

Lucky

[heady iron]

Are you happy now mom

[wheat sail]

one of them may be married so maybe not

[marsh ibex]

“Oh no I have to do something that keeps my mind off of personal crippling loneliness”

[honest valley]

lowkey it doesn't help unless they're the same kind of person as you.

[young saffron]

Are u rich

[heady iron]

Are you proud of me

[atomic sparrow]

we're not your mom !!!

[marsh ibex]

Yea

[violet path]

Clearly youve never been in a full day rehearsal

[marsh ibex]

Oh no I’ve never had to practice and rehearse for hours on end

Definitely not

shut up nerd

[versed pollen]

What if I get run over by a car

[young saffron]

Minor

[wheat sail]

look both sides next time

[versed pollen]

Maybe the chord they'll be playing in, yes

[wheat sail]

L

[violet path]

“Oh no i have to sit at home all day and be sad because other people are happy on this day thats so much worse than playing an instrument as part of multiple intense chamber level rehearsals for like 9 hours”

[violet path]

Mpa camp still worse

[wheat sail]

me everyday

[marsh ibex]

yeag

stop complaining

[heady iron]

Band camp ain’t even hard

[violet path]

Gosh im not looking forward to that

[versed pollen]

Then don't go Imo

[violet path]

Because band is weak and easy

[woeful matrix]

what instrument you play

[violet path]

Orchestra is for cool people

[violet path]

Violin

[wheat sail]

band players when all they do is blow all day

[violet path]

Fr

[versed pollen]

That was your mistake buddy

[woeful matrix]

thats cool fr

[violet path]

Maybe

[woeful matrix]

violein sounds great

[wheat sail]

your lie in april??!?

[violet path]

cellos way cooler but cello shit is so damn expensive

Violin stuff is already so expensive and its the cheapest orch instrument

[wheat sail]

just get a grand piano

[violet path]

Instrument itself was 1000 (and its still cheaper end for people in my class), strings are 100 per year, bow was 300, case was like 100, gotta rehair the bow which is 50-100 like annually

[atomic sparrow]

like one of these thingamajigs ?

[heady iron]

orchestra players when they have to move a stick back in forth all day

[versed pollen]

Pick hard instrument
It's hard
🫨

[wheat sail]

thats an organ

[young saffron]

Do you get paid, like for playing

[violet path]

Im in a charity orchestra

[marsh ibex]

why would he get paid for a school thing

are you a dingus

[young saffron]

Oh..

[violet path]

So no but i get to make money for an organization

[young saffron]

I am

[violet path]

I play violin outside of school 😭

[coarse leaf]

it depends on the people you interact with in your life i guess. especially among young cishet boys and men who grow up in social environments that encourage really traditional, regressive views of masculinity there's the all too common culture of needing to "show off" their masculinity to each other, and that's often done through relationships, whether that's the number of relationships they've been in, how much they dehumanize women and talk about them like a commodity rather than people, so on and so forth

[violet path]

Im in 3 orchestras

[marsh ibex]

yeah this is entirely your fault

[violet path]

😭

[wheat sail]

everyday im shuffling

[violet path]

I gotta play a solo for one of them on an electric violin

[marsh ibex]

I lost all sympathy I had for you

dorkus

[wheat sail]

blud is building up that portfolio

[versed pollen]

We got plucking strings for 10 hours tomorrow 😖

[violet path]

Ok well

[wheat sail]

grindset sigma

[violet path]

One is just a small group with friends

[marsh ibex]

anyways next crush I have will work out definitely

just like next event will have silksong

[wheat sail]

nintendo direct next week

[atomic sparrow]

totally

[woeful matrix]

when is it

[wheat sail]

eating ice cream and watching tv shows is still an option

[wheat sail]

next week i promise

[woeful matrix]

oh alr thanks

[marsh ibex]

I’ll crash out at the gym on friday

new pr

[heady iron]

music majors after graduation coming up with banger beats while flipping burgers at mcdonald's

[wheat sail]

ego lift and break your arms

[versed pollen]

Oh valentines day is 14 I see

[gray parcel]

Getting emotional at the gym isn’t very good or healthy

[marsh ibex]

music majors when the meat sizzling has a crazy beat

[versed pollen]

I have a midterm that day

[woeful matrix]

valentines day is NOT tommorow

[violet path]

We have a piece thats only pizzicato

Its quite fun

[sinful flare]

valentines schalentines it doesnt prevent me from queueing in league of legends

[cold pumice]

i was really hoping for silksong in playstations state of play

[marsh ibex]

you need help

like therapy

[woeful matrix]

ew lol

[wheat sail]

i met my wife on league of legends

[sinful flare]

game too fun AXE AXE VICIOUS VICIOUS CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE ULTING INTO ENEMY FOUNTAIN

[versed pollen]

I'm gonna be spending my valentines day doing school work, probably 💪

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerdy-nerds-nerd-emoji-gif-25380417

[lone crown]

Sorry but crushes are nothingburgers

[versed pollen]

You can't send this because I'm failing all my classes

[lone crown]

Unless you decide to take action

[versed pollen]

Ok that's a lie

[marsh ibex]

I almost was extremely rude to you I apologize

[violet path]

https://youtu.be/LU4fexkx2D8 🔥

[lone crown]

Easier said than done ofc

[stoic sigil]

I'll be at work for Valentines day 🥰

[coarse leaf]

again, in my opinion the number one piece of advice is to just keep on existing, being who you are, and being relatively social. as long as you are talking to people you'll find your somebody. rejection and failure is just always gonna be a part of getting there, as much as it can sting sometimes

[wheat sail]

Rare Sammy wisdom

[marsh ibex]

yeah I will try that next time

[gray parcel]

“I wanted to see a deer in the ocean” ah sentence

[violet path]

FR

[heady iron]

I met my forever one right here on discord

[atomic sparrow]

i'm gonna spend valentines at home cuz i have that day off (hooray) !

[cold pumice]

a man can hope😭

[marsh ibex]

I realize now that being closed off and enigmatic only works when you have your hooks in already

[wheat sail]

The worst she can say is no

[atomic sparrow]

it's friday right

[sinful flare]

such fire wisdom

[violet path]

just be sigma

[marsh ibex]

“I know”

[violet path]

lucky

[gray parcel]

Why would tbey do that, literally every silksong fan thinks this

[woeful matrix]

once it stops being so sad and cold outside ill start to go to the gym again

[wheat sail]

"ew"

[violet path]

han solo ass

[violet path]

"took a screenshot of chat"

[gray parcel]

Surely it’ll be THIS time ☝️

[violet path]

"LMAO"

[wheat sail]

Yo that would be great then you guys immediately start dating!!

[violet path]

just like that thing i saw in that one movie

[lone crown]

What about laughing

[heady iron]

fellas, ask that girl out now

[sinful flare]

coral caves

[warped rock]

Bro screenshotted a single pixel

[warped rock]

that's a no

[heady iron]

the worst she can say is "Ew, get away from me! I'm calling the police!"

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/i-no-wanna-kirby-sad-gif-6306764292949327438

[gray parcel]

Which one

[sinful flare]

ask her what

[wheat sail]

In reality multiple women just fight over me and I can't stand the drama

[coarse leaf]

one of my friends once received the vocal face-to-face response of "ohhhh, buddyyy...." from someone he confessed to and it's still a story he tells so often

[violet path]

the worst she can say is "AHHHHH" and then pull out pepper spray and leave you permanently blinded

[warped rock]

Haha! No!

[versed pollen]

Jngo will you go out with me we can burn down government buildings and kill people

[violet path]

ooo can i tell a story that my orchestra teacher told us

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/ricolino-scolari-gif-25352670

[wheat sail]

buddy is pretty romantic

[heady iron]

before I answer are you of legal age in the united states of america

[sinful flare]

this was him saying the first part of ohhhhhh buddy

[warped rock]

buddy holly

[versed pollen]

Yea

[wheat sail]

holly hell

[heady iron]

ok I was gonna say no either way

[versed pollen]

Perfect

[sinful flare]

i am of illegal age

[violet path]

she was at disney like many years ago with a group of friends including this guy that was her stand partner for like years but they never had anything romantic at all and never dated or nothing, and out of no where on main street fucker proposes with like a ten thousand dollar something super shiny ring in front of everyone

[wheat sail]

youre 89 anyways auntie

[lone crown]

Man

[wheat sail]

grandmaw

[versed pollen]

I am NOT 89!!

[atomic sparrow]

old..

[violet path]

and as you can expect

she said no

[sinful flare]

soapi older than curly its kind of crazy

[marsh ibex]

be me
want to tell mom about work story
I say “want to hear a funny joke”
she says “my hair?”

[coarse leaf]

ohhhh wow. i was expecting a bad rejection story but that's just a creep story

[marsh ibex]

I do not tell her

[heady iron]

well was your hair funny

[violet path]

no they were good friends he just read the relationship wrong i suppose

[heady iron]

was it cracking jokes

[marsh ibex]

No she just doesn’t like it

[violet path]

theyre still good friends now

but like come on

[versed pollen]

The worst rumour on Earth has begun

[marsh ibex]

Yeah no that’s still creepy

[violet path]

also he was like super rich kid so definitely used to being entitled to stuff

[marsh ibex]

10k ring proposal in front of people

[coarse leaf]

idk if you read being friends as being in an intimate enough relationship to propose to someone you're a creep

[marsh ibex]

With no prior relationship?

ewwww

[violet path]

anyways best part is that after that, their group of friends was sharing a car ride and hotel room soo

[marsh ibex]

I’d eat the ring in front of him

[violet path]

very awkward

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-kong-mine-cart-ride-dispair-diddy-kong-gif-22844465

[marsh ibex]

ouch

[lone crown]

I think he still is harboring some of those feelings

[sinful flare]

ring proposal???? its free to tell someone you love them

[violet path]

hes married now she told us

[lone crown]

Oh

[marsh ibex]

he’s still harboring feelings

[wheat sail]

well if youre rich enough youll eventually get someone

[marsh ibex]

it’s not enough

[violet path]

unless it is enough

[lone crown]

Man

[wheat sail]

maybe two timer