sk-discussion

[gray parcel]

Dark souls

Hollow knight is the gate way drug to dark souls

[subtle flint]

oh my fucking god

i accidentally went into off topic

bruz

chat with me im bored and i dont wanna sleep

[gray parcel]

Work out

[subtle flint]

i have a cat on my lap and its almost 1 am so its impossible

[steady sage]

goat slepy!!!

[uncut citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004627119516700782/1081817837439561879/attachment.gif

[uncut citrus]

Go eep..

[subtle flint]

but cat, music and ss-disc....

[marsh ibex]

what happens if this gif gets deleted, then?

[subtle flint]

could someone buy me high quality headphones

hows rarria going joekr

[marsh ibex]

we don't talk about it

[subtle flint]

ok

[uncut citrus]

I forgot my earbuds at my dad’s so no music when I’m not at puter for me....

[subtle flint]

speaker

[uncut citrus]

I don’t think that’s a good idea

[indigo nymph]

Simply be a menace and blast it in public

[hollow terrace]

an tear falls from window

[subtle flint]

blast deathmetal on speakers

[uncut citrus]

Surely I can go back to my dad soon..

[chilly nexus]

what's a good upper body workout that you can do while standing up and with no equipment

[hollow terrace]

REAL rockclimbing

[gray parcel]

Uh

Idk

[chilly nexus]

I don't have axxess to a rocky face rn 😭

[chilly nexus]

I'm struggling to come up with something yeah

not enough space to do pushups rn but my upper body is bored

[iron spear]

Nah

[gray parcel]

I mean, wall pushups

[modest night]

you need equipment for that tho (walls)

[chilly nexus]

my inventory isn't big enough to equip those yet ye

[vale temple]

just have the person living inside help

[wheat sail]

I have a portable wall

[chilly nexus]

true I can ask my roommate to stand upright while I pushup on him

[vale temple]

why is your roommate inside the wall

[chilly nexus]

I hope to have an inventory size like yours one day

[cedar trench]

i have to replay super paper mario

[chilly nexus]

an AMAZING game

[cedar trench]

god i listened to the title theme and now i feel so bad

it's like a big weight on my chest

it's like feeling good but at the same being devastated

[wheat sail]

ttyd and super paper mario were my jam

[steady sage]

super paper mario is alright

[chilly nexus]

shun

[flat remnant]

were your... paper jam?

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-dead-ko-faint-gif-17440398

[steady sage]

what's your favorite kind of jam?

i like strawberry jam

[wheat sail]

me too

[flat remnant]

marmalade >>

(i have had neither)

[steady sage]

anyways, i'm gonna be spending a lot of time in this game

i'm happy that it released

[subtle flint]

i still really like this song https://open.spotify.com/track/3Cjstn0UHpGgtV84m4WpeQ?si=6528c0730c6c47e0

it almost has 3000 plays on spotify 🙏

[gray parcel]

My nitro ran out

[cedar trench]

keem & kendrick dropped btw

[gray parcel]

[wheat sail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EyIkYwQbt4

[modest night]

https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/1663674317295738880?s=20 yo chat

tobyfox (@tobyfox)

Ever wanted to ask PAPYRUS a question? No? Well, for the next 24 hours, now's your chance!

https://t.co/wbKnD597qZ

Please ask only 1 question. The answers will be featured in the newsletter!

(This time, there won't be anything about his favorite food...)

Likes

13898

Retweets

3248

Twitter · May 30, 2023, 10:30 PM

[wheat sail]

yo papyrus does it blend?

[hollow terrace]

HES REAL!!!!!! :O

[flat remnant]

THE PAPYRUS THE PAPYRUS IS REAL

[flat remnant]

thanks for sending this sonia

[rough mirage]

Omg is that sans Undertale?

[gray parcel]

Sans?

[modest night]

youre welcome

[gray parcel]

Megalovania?

[rough mirage]

Bad time question mark?

[modest night]

ask your best questions chat come on

[vale temple]

cat! are you good w drawing perspective

[modest night]

yooo what are you gonna commission sof

[flat remnant]

no sadly

[vale temple]

no im just trying to learn

[flat remnant]

unless you have a good reference image then i can try something

[vale temple]

hi sonia

[flat remnant]

ah okay

[modest night]

hiii

[vale temple]

i feel like my drawings are bland so i thought perspective would make it look it has more life

[flat remnant]

i don't know what to ask papyrus help

[chilly nexus]

now you can read mine

link to lore doc in this message

[modest night]

How was that time you'll never get back

[vale temple]

it will be useful if the game comes out!

how about you play nuclear throne

[flat remnant]

is this a good question

[wheat sail]

good is subjective, little one

[distant crown]

i asked him about spagethi

[flat remnant]

yeah i had a feeling people would

[coarse leaf]

good is objective i decide what is good or bad

[distant crown]

I actually asked him if he was going to appear in deltarune

[trim estuary]

mee

[flat remnant]

mee

[trim estuary]

but yeah

[vale temple]

were voice messages always enabled in this server

[coarse leaf]

no

[flat remnant]

wonder if fox would actually acknowledge undertale AUs

[trim estuary]

still dont know how to send voice messages

[distant crown]

he created one

[marsh ibex]

oh shit

[trim estuary]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

Steam

DELTARUNE

The next adventure in the UNDERTALE series has appeared! Fight (or spare) alongside new characters in UNDERTALE's parallel story, DELTARUNE...!FeaturingA massive soundtrack and story written by Toby Fox!Meet new and endearing main characters, as well as familiar faces like Toriel, Sans, as more. Huh? Papyrus? No, he's busy. SorrySmooth and expre...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[vale temple]

you press the button
..

joker please disable voice messages please

[coarse leaf]

what no

[trim estuary]

WHERE

[coarse leaf]

they're so useful

[distant crown]

its called deltarune

[coarse leaf]

other side

[trim estuary]

WHERE

[vale temple]

lmao pc L

[coarse leaf]

what the

[wheat sail]

yes, the mobile app is very good

[vale temple]

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-uni-cat-cat-tuxedo-cat-meow-gif-25754518

[rough mirage]

Another cat?

[flat remnant]

me fr

[vale temple]

https://twitter.com/EverythingOOC/status/1663598968947736590?t=8PuWTVmVDu_FaxWsMXbIbg&s=19

Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC)

https://t.co/aEKJstvAUv

Likes

46024

Retweets

5051

Twitter · May 30, 2023, 5:31 PM

[flat remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901199704887541780/1091813024945422487/album_2023-04-01_14-52-44.gif

[strong veldt]

You're the shit

[flat remnant]

laceshit

[chilly nexus]

I don't swear

[strong veldt]

No shit

You're ratshit

[cobalt wolf]

ghostly gelato |SIMO PLAY HLDshit

[languid linden]

I’ve never heard chickenshit

[cobalt wolf]

I will make new curses

[languid linden]

Or ratshit

[cobalt wolf]

chickenshit

chickenshit chickenshit

[languid linden]

Ratchet

And Clank

[cobalt wolf]

was just gonna say that

[wheat sail]

i heard ps5 doesnt have that many games but idk

[quiet knot]

PS5 has forspoken, god of war, i cant remember anything else.

[gray parcel]

It has dark souls 3 and that’s all you need

[charred surge]

What da lace doin

[languid linden]

Metal Gear Solid 2

[flat remnant]

shitting

[subtle flint]

my legs hurt

[wheat sail]

ice bath

[subtle flint]

real

[wheat sail]

and a nice massage

they say i have good hands

[subtle flint]

you can give the massage

🤚

[charred surge]

Cut them off

So as to remove the pain

[wheat sail]

🫳

[charred surge]

Follow for more medical tips and tricks

[gray parcel]

Welp I’m at the Gael boss fight

NG+ finna be crazy

[chilly nexus]

❣️ Gael

phase 1 is so fluid, phase 2 is like maria, phase 3 is epic

[gray parcel]

Phase 3 is so climatic

Truly the dark soul boss

[wheat sail]

yeah but im talking about new ps5 games

[charred surge]

🗨️

[glass forum]

Haven’t been in here for like a month or so

[gray parcel]

JERM!!

[glass forum]

Hii

[gray parcel]

@jolly island

Get in here

Jerm we missed you so much

[glass forum]

Lol why

[wheat sail]

jerm jerm

[subtle flint]

my cat treid to run up the stairs but he couldnt cus hes hurt his back leg so e just walked slowly instead

[glass forum]

Hello

[charred surge]

False

You were last in the server approximately 8 days ago

[glass forum]

In the server

[silver oak]

skill issue

[glass forum]

Not in here

[silver oak]

this was here

[glass forum]

Oh yeah that did happen

[charred surge]

False

[glass forum]

It’s been like 8 days since I was last here

[glass forum]

Slow 🐌

[jolly island]

JERM

[gray parcel]

Jerms back !!

[opal dew]

Jerm moment

[gray parcel]

Gael said the thing

“Is this the blood? The blood of the dark soul?”

[jolly island]

dark soul???

like the game???????

[glass forum]

I’m back

[jolly island]

JERM

it’s been so long! (it’s been a week)

[gray parcel]

So long since I’ve seen my son

[jolly island]

no

[gray parcel]

Lost to this monster

The man behind the slaughter

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-purple-guy-peepaw-gif-24730406

[jolly island]

mfw the slaughter,

[cerulean sable]

I dreamed about silksong for the 15th time

Hornets long jump can be used vertically

[jolly island]

that is most certainly not a good thing

[cerulean sable]

on top of the double jump

[glass forum]

Hi oofy

[jolly island]

hiii

[cerulean sable]

the amount of vertical ground you can cover is insane

[glass forum]

How you been

[jolly island]

managing. still procrastinating an assignment that’s due at 12 tn.

[glass forum]

Damn

[jolly island]

fr unfortunate

[glass forum]

Ong

[graceful beacon]

ong ong

[gray parcel]

imagine being in school

[jolly island]

oh hush

[eternal ridge]

i have return from my extended slumber

[jolly island]

but yeah it’s rough. i still have finals to deal with and a bunch of normal tests as well

[eternal ridge]

i have beaten totk

damn

no ones speakin 😭

[chilly nexus]

we're giving space to the Australians so they can start their days of well

[eternal ridge]

there will be new at xbox event

[chilly nexus]

news yes, SS news v unlikely

[eternal ridge]

i have spoken

it will happen

[limpid nebula]

We’ll see

[wheat sail]

We'll shout, we'll let it all out

[visual quail]

When silksong???

The wait has gotten old

[silver oak]

It’s gotta be more than that

[silver oak]

cool

[coarse leaf]

So you're telling me, I have to fight some godly monkey dude after the hollow knight for an ending and the game doesn't even save?

[silver oak]

The radiance?

[coarse leaf]

yes

[hollow terrace]

Monky is a new one

[silver oak]

THK will become consistent after a while

And trust me this is far from the worst point where you’re gonna wish there was a save point

[lean jacinth]

laughs in Godmaster DLC

[hollow terrace]

Necro spoiling new players

[surreal remnant]

The Pantheon of Hallownest

[silver oak]

I didn’t say anything!

[hollow terrace]

Fucked up mods

[silver oak]

It was these other people putting words in my mouth

[hollow terrace]

Implying is spoiling imo

[graceful beacon]

bro just ruined my whole day

[silver oak]

Skill issue

[surreal remnant]

Lies!

[graceful beacon]

gonna need some milk or something now

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-sip-sipping-drink-gif-20186172

[gray parcel]

i love milk

too bad i cant drink it anymore

[surreal remnant]

i’m allergic to milk

[gray parcel]

womp womp

[graceful beacon]

no milkshakes

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-scp-scp3008-falling-fall-gif-21533740

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-alf-smell-gif-10746089

[silver swan]

[copper hatch]

https://media.tenor.com/B5TaqLIOflsAAAAM/thanos-dusty.gif

[strong veldt]

Are u lactose intolerant or sum

[gray parcel]

no milk wont be good for the cut

[strong veldt]

Milk ruins the cut?

[gray parcel]

yeah

milk is straight fat

[placid ether]

Hello

i am back

the rappest god

[gray parcel]

tomb and bomb

[chilly nexus]

skim milk and yogurt would like to speak with you

[strong veldt]

Damn. No wonder I got that stomach fat i have cereal 5days a week😭

[chilly nexus]

also, silk makes a cashew almond milk that's primarily protein

[gray parcel]

i hate almond milk

[strong veldt]

But im on the bulk rn so its good ig

[gray parcel]

tastes awful

[chilly nexus]

imo, unless you're a body builder, don't put yourself through bulking and cutting, just be healthy, eat whole and varied foods, and stay active

[strong veldt]

I mean if there's a desired physique you want it doesn't matter if ur a body builder or not

[gray parcel]

well i am

plus me want abs to impress girl

[strong veldt]

U ever had a girl

[graceful beacon]

me who has milk with protein shake:

i see no such problems

[gray parcel]

yes

for like almost a year

[strong veldt]

Must be nice

[woven tiger]

What does fragile greed do

[gray parcel]

it was

[placid ether]

today im sad
lack of silksong making me mad
i saw a reddit post by a tard
claiming silksong was out
i went to the steam page to check it.. you know... out
and what i saw
made me shout
Coming Soon they said
it will be out by the 23rd
lies, lies, lies
i wonder if arara
is one of TC spies

[strong veldt]

Wrong channel

[gray parcel]

give more money

[chilly nexus]

I have abs but it's easy to have abs when you're skinny

[strong veldt]

No bomb

[gray parcel]

well im like 6' and 170 pounds right now

[placid ether]

i saved it

[gray parcel]

[woven tiger]

So good for farming and killing?

[chilly nexus]

I'm 6'4 and a similar weight so I'd say you're close!

[gray parcel]

i guess, nobody really uses it

[gray parcel]

dang youre tall. thanks im hoping to drop to 160 by the end of summer

[chilly nexus]

honestly if I were you I'd aim to maintain the weight and just slowly recomp a tiny bit

muscle is way more dense than fat

and you train so probably have quite a bit of muscle

[gray parcel]

im trying to get my fat ratio down

[dark thunder]

Same

[strong veldt]

Damn yall are short im so much taller

[gray parcel]

aint you 5'10

[strong veldt]

5'6💀

[dark thunder]

Stomp

[strong veldt]

Thats why 150 lbs is considered a bulk lmao

[placid ether]

That rhyme will make it in Silksong

[gray parcel]

320 pounds lean

tren twins moment

[dark thunder]

Huoh

[turbid kite]

all of you could throw me

[strong veldt]

I'm going to become the ultimate short king

Greater than all that came before

[placid ether]

Why are many guys into short woman? Tall, big and strong woman are the best

[turbid kite]

no i'm already the ultimate short king

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/tren-twins-manic-mike-tren-gym-bro-gif-9664503346658014675

[strong veldt]

I'm just into women

[gray parcel]

theyre both 5'8

[turbid kite]

5'2

[gray parcel]

but also take hella roids so dont be like them

[turbid kite]

you're still in puberty

[placid ether]

I'm 170cm (fuck feet)

[dark thunder]

Im like 5'10 an 189 😵‍💫

[strong veldt]

Growing would be nice but at the same time I can make up for height with pure width and muscle

[turbid kite]

actually i do know some people shorter than me

[placid ether]

You all americans need to use metric system

[turbid kite]

i want to look like a xianxia protagonist so my height is unfortunate

[gray parcel]

i got taller cuz i picked up weight lifting

[dark thunder]

🤨

[gray parcel]

im the tallest in my entire family now

[strong veldt]

Can confirm this does not work. Started Weight lifting at 5'5-5'6 and still 5'6

[gray parcel]

well i was 14 when i picked it up soooo

[strong veldt]

Ay im 16. Theres still a chance

[turbid kite]

i just lie about my friends' heights to other friends who wouldnt know to not believe me

[turbid kite]

gene expression might've already capped out

you need to get into the willy wonka taffy stretcher

[gray parcel]

same

[coarse leaf]

Why is there a channel for a game that isnt even out yet?

[turbid kite]

my parents think i'm getting taller but i'm 21. i think theyre just shrinking

[strong veldt]

Some of my family had the same thing where they were short but in 12th grade jumped to 6'0

[turbid kite]

to discuss the trailer and cry about the trailer and yell about every game conference when ss isnt there

[graceful beacon]

my height capped out at 5'7, its gg

[gray parcel]

to discuss it

[coarse leaf]

you guys are clearly discussing about silksong ngl

[turbid kite]

tk is a short monarch

[gray parcel]

average new comer

bruh how is it 8 and the sun is still out

[turbid kite]

the earth spins on an axis

how did i fuck that yp

brain autocorrect fucking sucks. where's my update

[gray parcel]

actually i really joined in 2020 on my alt 🤓

[turbid kite]

who was it

[gray parcel]

idk

it was a pure vessel stan account

[turbid kite]

we have a lot of banned pv stans

(probably)

[gray parcel]

now its called UltraKnight

[ripe kettle]

simo play hld

[gray parcel]

i logged out of the account so i no longer associate with it

[gray parcel]

i got warned like once

actually i think i was one warn away from a ban

[turbid kite]

it's ok, moderator joker has uh... over 100 warns

[gray parcel]

i was a #hk-discussion regular

[turbid kite]

that explains everything

[gray parcel]

i like it here more

yall dont crunch numbers all the time

[turbid kite]

and then you took a hammer to the knee

[cerulean sable]

2017 gang

[turbid kite]

you what

[chilly nexus]

nintendo treehouse gang

[turbid kite]

my memory is kind of shit so i'm kind of surprised i still remember you fairly clearly

the gartic games left an impression

[chilly nexus]

I'm soooooo glad I wasn't presumptious and went "me? "

[turbid kite]

gelato

[bleak leaf]

Mossbags quality did go very, very down didnt it

[turbid kite]

sorry docstar but i dont know you

[chilly nexus]

in a Mariah doesn't know JLo way or

[gray parcel]

hes done every HK thing man

[turbid kite]

...i'm sorry i have no impression of you.

[bleak leaf]

Amnesock

[heady iron]

Amnesia: The Bunker, just a week away

[chilly nexus]

how about

The Saloon

[turbid kite]

my memory is incredible in terrible ways

[chilly nexus]

or my bell disc with grover

granted, I was a boo from mario with a purple background back then

[turbid kite]

genuinely all of my memory space is filled with trashy webnovels

[chilly nexus]

rip I should be trashier

[turbid kite]

and 8 seasons of criminal minds

[chilly nexus]

and illegal

[bleak leaf]

I should ban evade imo

[chilly nexus]

cash me after breaking the law in a trashy fashion, sock. Then, you'll remember me

[turbid kite]

i can ban you personally and forget what you did near immediately

[chilly nexus]

who wants to make out with me in vc 3

[turbid kite]

same

[heady iron]

My memory is great at keeping all the cringey and embarrassing moments in my life

[turbid kite]

my memory is pretty decent in an academic sense but less effective in social scenarios

like i'm fucking awful at recalling conversations

[flat remnant]

my memory is inconsistent because i can remember useless trivia and most songs really well but i can't remember things that "matter"

[tall juniper]

Hello chat

[chilly nexus]

I have a few visceral memories

[turbid kite]

SO TRUE

[merry bridge]

Hi waxy

[hollow terrace]

Sock quick what was the conversation the last hour

[flat remnant]

i hate that i relate to this

[turbid kite]

UHHH

[chilly nexus]

like the first time I saw someone jump rope alternating feet vs both at the same time

[turbid kite]

when i came in. the conversation was about...

[heady iron]

Is it really helping me with survival if it's pushing me to have terrible thoughts

[turbid kite]

HEIGHT???

it was about height that's my final answer. that wasnt an hour ago but i wasnt here an hour ago

[hollow terrace]

Good job, such tricks keep the mind flexible

[turbid kite]

i'm based and i stopped thinking about my cringe moments by somehow successfully purposefully not thinking about them

[hollow terrace]

And useful for holding random info about obscure fanfic

[west marsh]

I can't find anything on the bug that brumm or nymm are playing with.

[turbid kite]

i dont need help remembering obscure fanfics

i need help remembering that wombat is allergic to every substance on earth

i do remember what state joker lives in

[gray parcel]

who?

[serene chasm]

joker lives in a state of denial

[knotty relic]

I’m going to spoil the silksong

[turbid kite]

a cold hearted roast

joker does not live there

[west marsh]

grimm dlc

[turbid kite]

does joker really give off california vibes

[languid linden]

Yeah

[knotty relic]

Gives sock vibes 🤔

[flat remnant]

y'all i am drawing something and after 3 hours i am not even halfway done and i am exhausted
should i take a break

[serene chasm]

Joker gives of crazy vibes

[languid linden]

Probably

[gray parcel]

its a harmonbug

[turbid kite]

yes

[gray parcel]

hi cat

hi fordo

hi curly

[languid linden]

Hi silly fella

But not anyone else

[flat remnant]

hi all of you cool people and also silly fella

[serene chasm]

hi silly

[merry bridge]

Hi curly, fordo

[gray parcel]

am i really cool?

[serene chasm]

sorry to see you lost your nitro

[languid linden]

🦅 🔫 🇺🇸

[gray parcel]

RAHHHH

[flat remnant]

yes that's why i said "and"

[turbid kite]

do i remember other facts about my comrades in moderation

[gray parcel]

sad day today

[turbid kite]

i recall nothing

[hot rampart]

Pink status lost

[languid linden]

Let’s see how many mods can I doxx

[gray parcel]

elite status lost

[heady iron]

Only I remain

[languid linden]

Curly drowns in maple syrup

[gray parcel]

dude its crazy how its only 8 and the sun is still up

[serene chasm]

yes

that is true

[languid linden]

Joker lives in an alligator

Window lives in Costco

[turbid kite]

sounds humid

oh yeah costco

[languid linden]

Sock lives in the ocean or smth I forgor

[flat remnant]

do any of you know the feeling where you contract the common cold and now have a constant need for tissues otherwise your face is extremely uncomfortable
because that is me right now

[turbid kite]

you're way off fordo

you think i raise chickens on a raft or something

[serene chasm]

yes

[languid linden]

Yeah

[chilly nexus]

babe wake up, totk stats are out
(spoiler only contains info featured in gameplay trailers)

[turbid kite]

i learned facts about blowing your nose

[knotty relic]

SPOILED

[languid linden]

Sock I thought you lived in like Indonesia or smth

[flat remnant]

by all means enlighten me

[turbid kite]

it's better to not absolutely blast it by holding one nostril shut

[gilded adder]

Time to pog and play Silksong

And I'm all out of Silksong

[flat remnant]

is it pogging time already?

[turbid kite]

you probably got confused by me saying where my family origin is versus my actual nationality

[languid linden]

Please doxx yourself for me

Ghostie lives in the ocean

So does taco but in a different part of the ocean

[coarse leaf]

[languid linden]

Sharky lives in Yharnam

[knotty relic]

2813 Shelby Avenue, Washington

[languid linden]

Okay thanks

[coarse leaf]

i live in Hell

[knotty relic]

Trinity County

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodborne-gif-18037122

[knotty relic]

This u bud?

[turbid kite]

i live

[coarse leaf]

that's me

[turbid kite]

on a farm

[languid linden]

Okay so not Detroit

[turbid kite]

so true

[gilded adder]

https://tenor.com/view/live-firecat-firepunch-agni-firepunch-live-gif-26357939

[hot rampart]

Shady knock off of 3812 cypress avenue goldridge california

[coarse leaf]

wtf put him out

[languid linden]

Jonny lives in freedom land I think but tbh idk for sure

[gilded adder]

I live in California, yes.

[turbid kite]

water lives with 500 very excellent holdable cats

[languid linden]

Insomnia lives in your head

[coarse leaf]

i'm so sorry...

[serene chasm]

Basically every mod other than the ones who dont live in the US

[languid linden]

Val lives in uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idr

[knotty relic]

81.72628838, -80.71717188

[high hedge]

Sad

[serene chasm]

Ttacco and Val are nieghbours

[high hedge]

You’re not a real Valhead

[hot rampart]

Like i know my coordinates

[wheat sail]

Not south east asia

[languid linden]

Oh okay so the ocean

[turbid kite]

val is clearly also french

[knotty relic]

I clicked random numbers

[languid linden]

Grover lives in Vermont or smth

[flat remnant]

Val is like in Indonesia or someplace close iirc?

[languid linden]

Sonia and Yekane live in Reevesland

[turbid kite]

reeves is reeves???

[languid linden]

Wombat is an alien I’m pretty sure

[serene chasm]

Philippines iirc

[flat remnant]

Reeves lives on another planet clearly

[languid linden]

Zal lives in freedom land too

[turbid kite]

some of the mods live in eurasia and some of them live in north america

the admins live in neither

[knotty relic]

I WANT IT DONE THE OCKY WAY

[languid linden]

God knows where water lives

[flat remnant]

I was barely off

[turbid kite]

catland

[flat remnant]

Water lives in the great salt lake

[coarse leaf]

im a bit worried about the tools in silksong

[gray parcel]

yeah

[turbid kite]

the bombs are bad for the environment

[gray parcel]

like how will hornet sew if her needle breaks

[languid linden]

Oofy lives like an hour from me

[smoky nebula]

Oh my bloody stars that's cool

[coarse leaf]

idf if they are gonna be like the thins in games like castlevania or shovel knight

[turbid kite]

she can just sue her enemies

[serene chasm]

What worries you about them>

[flat remnant]

Surely being thrown around by hornet can't be good for their mental health

[coarse leaf]

maybe they will be too situational

like the items in games like castlevania or shovel knight

[languid linden]

Oh yeah and nth lives in purgatory

[turbid kite]

i want hornet to silkwrap me and hurl me into a brickwall at 20 mph and then a "5000" shows up in big bold letters above my dissolving corpse

[coarse leaf]

eastern europe?

yes, those things are nice to have but your main weapon is more than enough

[turbid kite]

you dont want bombs????

[coarse leaf]

are you really gona use the bombs?

[turbid kite]

yes????

needles arent good for breaking walls

[languid linden]

I have no idea but he hasn’t been active in decades so

Maybe he lives in Brazil

With maat

[knotty relic]

TOTK Spoiler:

Link

[flat remnant]

Bombs are objectively cooler than needles

[chilly nexus]

My hope is they're like Sekiro's prosthetics. Perfectly integrated in the gameplay and combat, greatly supplementing your normal kit

[serene chasm]

I think they are trying to vary them enough where you will have a mix of situational tools, and more jack of trades tools. Should be easy enough to swap them out when needed as well.

[turbid kite]

bombs are actually hot not cold

[coarse leaf]

if anywhere on earth is purgatory it's in eastern europe

[knotty relic]

Is the spirit of a person still with emotion or flowing with action

[flat remnant]

I'm going to invent ice bombs to spite you

[serene chasm]

Banned. Straight to Poland

[hot rampart]

place in the edge of alaska named "Unalaska"

[coarse leaf]

i hope they will be useful and u wont only use like 3 of them in very specific places

[turbid kite]

dry ice bombs probably exist

[chilly nexus]

Literally sekiro is so amazing

one of the most worthy GotYs of recent time

[turbid kite]

they immediately become cityslickers

[hot rampart]

Thats the part canada tried to hold onto

[turbid kite]

goodbye gelato

[gray parcel]

thank god

[limpid nebula]

Alaska (the user) in alaska (the state) going to unalaska (the place)

[turbid kite]

wait. see you gelater

[marsh ibex]

get the fuck out

[turbid kite]

ok

[hot rampart]

14 year old response

[flat remnant]

clearly you hate fun

[smoky nebula]

He's traumatized

[turbid kite]

joker after i leave i'll make sure to read up on the bizarre "man performs csection on self after being parasitized by eldritch worm" novel and tell you all about it

[marsh ibex]

Not really. Unique copyrighted those puns

Sock doing so after he's...no longer with us...is in bad taste

[coarse leaf]

did he copyright cheese puns

[marsh ibex]

I've read worse

[turbid kite]

sayingn i disrespect the dead is a choice after every time i've brought up and defended funerary cannibalism

[hot rampart]

Don't try to spin it joker, you know what you are

[marsh ibex]

Okay, stranger in a strange land

I've definitely made that joke before

[turbid kite]

i wouldnt remember

[marsh ibex]

I know

neural capacity of a sock

[hot rampart]

Omg disney's strange world?!?!?!?!

[marsh ibex]

no, shitty story penned by heinlein

[turbid kite]

i stopped reading real books

theyre so bad. none of them give me the type of psychological agony i crave

[marsh ibex]

You aren't looking hard enough

[flat remnant]

What counts as a fake book

[limpid nebula]

You’re bad

[turbid kite]

i'm sock

[limpid nebula]

You’re a bad sock

[marsh ibex]

there's so much shit that you can sift through with actual books without falling to that specific hole you're in

you're just weak

[wheat sail]

Such a meanie

[turbid kite]

i'm not going to find queer "man performs c-section on self after being parasitized by eldritch worm" in the library

[marsh ibex]

We ground each other

[wheat sail]

Now kiss

[turbid kite]

grounding is a pseudoscience

[hot rampart]

Personally im really glad that doesn't exist.

I prefer forest witch genre

[wheat sail]

I have some shungite rocks

[turbid kite]

i am very specifically referencing an actual novel.

[marsh ibex]

fuck you

also spider verse this friday

[turbid kite]

joker believes in pseudoscience, pass it on

[hot rampart]

Personally im really sad.
Im just really sad.

[turbid kite]

it's funny but mostly because it's bizarre

top ten worst ways to become a father

[hollow terrace]

If I had a nickel for every time an story had this exact situation unfold I would have two

[turbid kite]

i know why i'm finding these novels but why are YOU

[hot rampart]

I love witch book

[turbid kite]

the lack of response is an explanation in of itself

[hollow terrace]

The alien series and ip has some parallels to certain themes

[marsh ibex]

oh yeah

[turbid kite]

alien has a man pregnante????

[marsh ibex]

technically FNAF has a story like that too

[turbid kite]

WHAT

[marsh ibex]

yeah it's uhh

one of the stories in the books

it's called in the flesh

or is it into the flesh

uh tl;dr some dude whose name is eerily similar to matpat starts turning into springtrap and then births a plushtrap

[flat remnant]

Genuine thanks for the reminder I'm going to see it at some point next week

[hollow terrace]

let’s just say this story has it

[turbid kite]

WHAT

[flat remnant]

He what

[marsh ibex]

ah whatever I'll just put it here

https://freddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com/wiki/In_the_Flesh

[turbid kite]

year of our lord, cis male pregnancy is entering the mainstream

[marsh ibex]

also in the trivia section

[turbid kite]

in the novel i was talking about earlier, the protagonist names his first monster son something that translates to "Good Boy"

[marsh ibex]

Some have theorized that Matt is a reference to Matpat, an online theorist famous for his FNAF theories and his friendly rivalry with Scott Cawthon.

like conceptually this is both hilarious and horrifying

[turbid kite]

this feels like a crime against matpat

it's not true rpf at least

[hot rampart]

Scott cawthon matpat headcanon

[marsh ibex]

it's not always about the money spider man

[flat remnant]

Are there any characters in these books called Mark

[wheat sail]

It's not about the money money money

[flat remnant]

Let's go mets

[gray parcel]

[hot rampart]

I cannot fucking wait till my wetzels pretzels arrive

[turbid kite]

ohcshit what kind

the minibites are my favorite

[hot rampart]

Minibites all the way

but it could be default or pizza variant

it is unclear at this time

[turbid kite]

tbh i find them too salty now but theyre still good pretzels

[hot rampart]

yeah, they go CRAZY with the salt, i always have to brush it off of the pretzel

[turbid kite]

theyre massive salt crystals too

[marsh ibex]

https://youtu.be/KPLShELQyNc

[turbid kite]

i hope you fall into a pothole

[marsh ibex]

love you too

[turbid kite]

ew

[marsh ibex]

I'm so smart

[chilly nexus]

have you guys ever had properly crystallized salt

[hot rampart]

HUGE

[wispy mirage]

have you

[chilly nexus]

same compound but tastes way better ngl

[gray parcel]

bruh i wanna make my knight armor but i ran out of materials

[chilly nexus]

I have

[wispy mirage]

nice

[hollow terrace]

AUNTIE ANNES STANS STAND UP

[hot rampart]

We don't got those in my area

[chilly nexus]

if you've ever done a chem lab where you precipitate crystals from a solution, it looks like those

[turbid kite]

tbh i cant tell the difference between auntie anne and wetzels

i just go nuts if i see either of them

[chilly nexus]

canada doesn't have pretzel chains really sadly

[hot rampart]

So based

[chilly nexus]

but we have beaver tails

[hot rampart]

What the fuck.

[chilly nexus]

rip beavers but their tails are so good

[chilly nexus]

we're a healthy people

[hot rampart]

Pretzels aren't THAT unhealthy

[chilly nexus]

ye i was half kidding

[hot rampart]

They're fucking good

[turbid kite]

usually i only find pretzel stalls at malls (which i rarely visit + theyre going out of business) or at sports events (that i dont go to)

[hot rampart]

yummy

[chilly nexus]

I like pretzels lots

[hot rampart]

truuue.
They have one in my local walmart so im chilling

[gray parcel]

pretzels are mid

[turbid kite]

i mean there's pretzels at like, QT, but it's not the same to buy a whole pretzel vs the cup of pretzels

[hot rampart]

istg im gonna kill you

[turbid kite]

atm i think i live in an pretzeless area

[flat remnant]

malls are going out of buisness?

[chilly nexus]

have you ever had guormet pretzels tho

[gray parcel]

what color is the mod role

[marsh ibex]

pink

[gray parcel]

like hex code

[chilly nexus]

I made homemade pretzels once

[hollow terrace]

I just get cinnamon minis and have a feast

[turbid kite]

cinnamon is also good

[hot rampart]

Theres one mall near me that's so poor that it looks like it's been abandoned for 15 years and has started growing over with vines and shit.

[gray parcel]

do it

[chilly nexus]

you're only verifying the "window is a really cute person on the inside" narrative I tell myself

same tho with the cinnamon minis

[hollow terrace]

and stop at two minis because the cinnamon was too much and spread all over my clothing

[turbid kite]

sometimes i'll get the hotdog ones

[gray parcel]

ill be waiting

there will be a fog wall

[marsh ibex]

Ok dude from Inaba

[gray parcel]

silly fella of discussion valley

[chilly nexus]

literally, the right person is gonna love you so hard

[turbid kite]

joker what's your pfp

[flat remnant]

Most of the malls near me look pretty healthy and have a fair amount of buisness every week

[hollow terrace]

thE TOTK character

[flat remnant]

Link about to hit the pavement

[turbid kite]

it looks like someone feeding a buffalo

[marsh ibex]

nice astigmatism you got there

[turbid kite]

shut up i'll prove it just give me a moment

[marsh ibex]

You’re not proving shit dumbass

[hot rampart]

WOAH THATS THE JOKER PFP

[flat remnant]

He's about to die

[turbid kite]

ok youre right im not proving shit

[marsh ibex]

I'm more offended you called Twink here a buffalo

[hot rampart]

No no i can see it

It's cause of his hair

[marsh ibex]

yeah after slamming your head into asphalt 3 times in a row

[hot rampart]

You're biased because you've SEEN the pfp already

[flat remnant]

The legend of zelda

[marsh ibex]

if you see “buffalo” from mass of hair

I have got to say

You need to go and apologize to your optometrist

Billie Jean…

[chilly nexus]

I unironically thought the pfp was a buffalo's head until now too ngl

[marsh ibex]

of course people only mention this stuff after sock says it

[marsh ibex]

cool

You can also yknow

[flat remnant]

You convinced me sock joker is buffalo

[marsh ibex]

?av

[white sail]

JoJoker#5029

Server Avatar

[turbid kite]

i KNEW it wasnt a buffalo but i couldnt make my brain see a normal image

no

then it's too high res to show why i was confused

[chilly nexus]

yeah like once you tap it it's obvious

[turbid kite]

i specifically saw a buffalo because i was looking at the shitty compressed image

[chilly nexus]

but during regular chat you're like "buffalo"

[marsh ibex]

mhm

[wary imp]

Legend of zelda: Buffalo of the Wild

[hot rampart]

It made us look at the pfp and realize what it was

[turbid kite]

in regular chat i go "brown" and in profile view i go "buffalo???"

and then in ?av i go "oh that's link"

[chilly nexus]

tbh I thought it was a hairy version of Malphite from league

[marsh ibex]

You see

Stuff like that makes me think you’re making this up on the spot

[chilly nexus]

does it not look like malphite but hairy

[wary imp]

I just originally thought it was link cause that's what joker had on their profile, status, and bio

[marsh ibex]

I don’t play league I don’t know what you’re talking about

[wheat sail]

Sort of looks like that guy from league of legends

[turbid kite]

i didnt even see his status

[hot rampart]

It's valid

[wary imp]

I can see it

[chilly nexus]

like, you see where I'm coming from?

[turbid kite]

is brown. spiky. seems legit

[chilly nexus]

hairy malphite?

[wary imp]

Makes sense

[chilly nexus]

ye see

[turbid kite]

malphurred

[marsh ibex]

Not really
It’s rocks and hair

[turbid kite]

it's the same triangle shapes

[marsh ibex]

there’s a very big leap

[chilly nexus]

if I wasn't on my phone I'd make one img transparent and superimpose them

[wary imp]

Just like link into the concrete

[hot rampart]

You're in denial

[chilly nexus]

so everyone sees malphite right?

[wary imp]

Yup

[hot rampart]

and also especially on pc it's hard to see pfp icons cause they're so small

except mine, yall know what my pfp is

[turbid kite]

a fancy elf

[marsh ibex]

red.

[hot rampart]

It's actually me in real life, i am a 2d character

[gray parcel]

an elf

[turbid kite]

you have horns irl????

[hot rampart]

Antlers

[gray parcel]

i mean mines pretty obv

[turbid kite]

oh the classic editing a typo out but editing another typo in

[gray parcel]

no wonder youre so short

[wary imp]

As is mine

[turbid kite]

i wouldn't mind being my pfp

[wary imp]

I'm gonna desilk mine

[turbid kite]

immortal. cute. capable of unbelievable devastation

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/madeline-celeste-madeline-celeste-squish-crouch-gif-21797767

[hot rampart]

I need to comm someone to draw this pfp, but as of recently im broke and it's tragic

[gray parcel]

like the SS version?

[hot rampart]

mhm

[gray parcel]

cool

[turbid kite]

i promise to only charge you 50 dollars

[wary imp]

Bam
Desilked

[gray parcel]

i wanna draw but i have no paper

[hot rampart]

that's 50$ over my budget, and bank balance

[turbid kite]

but it's an increase from my normal price of 30 dollars

it shows you are a valued customer

[hot rampart]

That sounds...Like the opposite of what that is

[chilly nexus]

literally can't tell me you don't see it

[flat remnant]

Oh i could draw you one

[turbid kite]

just pull up diablo from monster hunter

[wary imp]

I charge all my favorite customers 50% more than usual to show I care

[flat remnant]

The right one does not have green

[hot rampart]

But i have nothing to pay you with

[turbid kite]

pay with exposure

[flat remnant]

Your unconditional adoration is enough

[wary imp]

That's what I do

[hot rampart]

Well... i am famous

[chilly nexus]

ye just add a sig to all your posts for a specified period of time that has the person's @

[hot rampart]

my video of me dancing to blues clues when i was 2 years old has like 127k views on youtube

[turbid kite]

isnt it conditional on receiving the product

[flat remnant]

It becomes unconditional after the fact

[chilly nexus]

I guest starred in a limited-run lesbian witch drama webseries

[hot rampart]

this is completely inexplicable by the way

[wary imp]

Dang
Phoebee is famous

[hot rampart]

but it is genuine

[lusty horizon]

what

[turbid kite]

you're going to find out that someone submitted you to America's Funniest Home Videos

[chilly nexus]

at 1c a view I hope your parents monetized it for you

[hot rampart]

yknow, that might have been it

[hot rampart]

not even a little bit

[chilly nexus]

😦

[turbid kite]

you should put as many ads as possibly on it

[wary imp]

It's 1 cent a view?

[chilly nexus]

approx

[wary imp]

I thought it was 1 cent for 10 views

[turbid kite]

1cent per view sounds too generous

[chilly nexus]

might be 10

i'm making this up as I go

[charred surge]

“I’m adding you to my cringe compilation” : cliche, low stakes, it’s only some rando on the internet saying this
“I’m sending this to America’s Funniest Home Videos” : stops you in your tracks, high stakes, the entire world will see your cringe

[wheat sail]

Good night chatterino

[wary imp]

I'm gonna start using that

Gn kirb

[turbid kite]

tbf the people watching America's Funniest Home Videos are probably all ancient + your particular humiliation is being buried by dozens of videos of men getting their jewels kicked, children committing violence, and ropes breaking midswing

[wary imp]

Don't forget people being stupid

[gray parcel]

you know whats weird to think about

[hot rampart]

It's 3 views per cent

[chilly nexus]

what's(******) weird to think about?

[charred surge]

Would you want your grandma to see your cringe?

[gray parcel]

the last person to ever beat dark souls 3 will be the canon ashen one

[hot rampart]

We would have had 5200 dollars from that video

[turbid kite]

what's the percent

[hot rampart]

112

[wary imp]

Should have put adds on it

[charred surge]

3%

[turbid kite]

she probably already can since she's been a spirit for my entire lifetime

[hot rampart]

tbf it was 2008 so

[turbid kite]

my grandma seeing me gender beyond her comprehension

actually i think she was buddhist so probably not

[gray parcel]

youre 17?

[charred surge]

The after life is twitch chat

[gray parcel]

wait

me bad at maf

18?

[turbid kite]

what crimes has grandma committed to be sentenced to twitch chat

[hot rampart]

wow you're REALLY bad at math

im 16

[gray parcel]

how tf were you 2 in 2008?

[hot rampart]

born in 2006

[flat remnant]

That would be a horrifying end, forced to look at whatever streamer commit horrible acts as you can only pogchamp in horror

[gray parcel]

late birthday?

[hot rampart]

I can't reveal that

[gray parcel]

cuz im 16 but im 07

[wary imp]

Fr

[turbid kite]

doxxed. now know born in 2006 past the date of may31st

that only leaves another uhhh. whatever many months to guess from

[wary imp]

Ill handle the doxxing from here

[flat remnant]

I was born after 1900 but before 2100

[hot rampart]

There are genuinely people who stalk me to find out my birthday

[gray parcel]

weird

[turbid kite]

and with that information i will extrapolate your constellation, moon sign, sun sign, etc

[wary imp]

Yoooo same

[wary imp]

That's creepy

[hot rampart]

The stalkers would love that info

[turbid kite]

i cant even remember my own brother's birthday, much less another discord user's

[wary imp]

Same

[hot rampart]

I should specify online

[gray parcel]

still

[turbid kite]

presenting as a girl online truly the most dangerous game

[wary imp]

Still creepy

[hot rampart]

Im almost certain they watch most things i say here, and everywhere else

[hot rampart]

Tell me about it

[gray parcel]

i think thats called paranoia

[turbid kite]

no people are genuinely like that towards girls and women online

[wary imp]

This is true

[gray parcel]

oh

[hot rampart]

They aren't trying to hide it

[gray parcel]

gross

[turbid kite]

it's not actually gender exclusive but it's much more common to hear from girls and women

[wary imp]

As a guy
I sincerely apologize for those disgusting people

[gray parcel]

yeah cuz most incels are on the internet

[charred surge]

Tfw when you some medieval peasant who died and was expecting a solemn and fulfilling conclusion to your soul’s constant toil, but when you come to all you can see is some dude crucifying koroks or some shit while the deranged ramblings of the souls of the billions before and after your time scroll at speeds beyond comprehension at the side

[turbid kite]

a medieval peasant would thrive. they lined up to watch actual executions

[flat remnant]

That's probably one of the bigger reasons i hesitate from being female-presenting NB, people can be genuinely creepy just because they see pronouns

[wary imp]

They would rejoice

[coarse leaf]

???

[gray parcel]

no that was the renaissance

pesants just worked fields all day

[turbid kite]

true

ok but they would line up if they could

[hot rampart]

Usually when i say im trans people quit stalking me, which feels equally bad and good.

[gray parcel]

medieval era kinda sucked ngl

[turbid kite]

the european serfs would love jerma

[hot rampart]

emphasis on "usually"

[smoky nebula]

Hello luvs

[gray parcel]

nothing really interesting happens

[gray parcel]

hi mella

[wary imp]

2 words: siege engines

[gray parcel]

eh

[smoky nebula]

I have now remembered I need prepare for renfest this summer
I need so much money

[turbid kite]

i care not for sieges. i want to know about how the islamic empires spread literacy across the continent via religion

[gray parcel]

im making myself some armor

[charred surge]

“I haven’t a clue hwæt is happening but þis fellowe is quite amusinge, especiallye hwen he puts those people in þat meat grindre of his”

[hot rampart]

Like being watched sucks, but for people to STOP watching me when i reveal im trans, thats like... hurtful.

[smoky nebula]

I'm going to be a page, so I don't need too much armour
Just peasants clothing and stuff an assistant to a knight would have
(Me and 3 of my friends are are doing tarot face cards)

[turbid kite]

you cant really win if you're being harassed

[smoky nebula]

You can either lose or lose
Your choice

[hot rampart]

tbf in more recent times i've made it kind of a game.
Like if im gonna be HUNTED for my birth date im gonna have fun with it
So i've just started throwing out random dates like november 14th and none of them can tell if im lying or not

[turbid kite]

comedically there's actually another thing where afab people present as nb or as men online to avoid harassment and experience gender euphoria

honestly it sounds like you should just jump ship and find a new account

[gray parcel]

ive got patterns for all my plate armor, the only thing i need is my family crest shield, but i cant find a template for one anywhere

[smoky nebula]

Do you have a family crest‽

[hot rampart]

It's not bad enough for me to care really
Let them stalk me, they'll lose interest when they find out im actually boring.

[turbid kite]

... i dont think that's why people stalk girls?

[gray parcel]

yeah, i might update it tho since we're the only family in america that has it

the last name i mean

[hot rampart]

These people are WEIRDOS their goals are unclear
Idek what they hope to gain from this.

[turbid kite]

but i guess the point remains that you can lose some stalkers and then gain back new ones by virtue of The Internet Sucks

[smoky nebula]

My upmost apologies my leige but having a unique last name sounds awesome

[hot rampart]

I wish i could decide on a last name so i could actually change my name and get my drivers license and stuff

[gray parcel]

its also actually pronounceable

[smoky nebula]

Aww
That's a minus

[turbid kite]

i also want a name change but i'd have to do some shit with the newspaper and then go to court

[smoky nebula]

The newspaper‽

[turbid kite]

yeah

[hot rampart]

the newspaper rule is so fucking weird

[wary imp]

What newspaper

[gray parcel]

how is that a minus? my name is unique and subsitiute teachers dont mispronouce it

[hot rampart]

But mostly i just struggle with finding a name to actually change mine to.
Like im set on my first name, which is pretty clear
But my last and middle i have NOTHING

[marsh ibex]

Other dudes stalk girls

[smoky nebula]

I need an explanation I'm too far from being able to change my name legally to have done it

[marsh ibex]

I turn then into corn stalks with eye of newt and gizzard of sparrow

[smoky nebula]

My plan is as many first names as possible

(we're at 4 right now)

[hot rampart]

oh... oh no....

[turbid kite]

other dudes stalk girls. joker stalks them (he made ohio)

[vivid belfry]

More like glizzard of sparrow

[wary imp]

I'm currently looking into have multiple ids

[vivid belfry]

Call that a bird dog

[smoky nebula]

Look I got the idea from DND gnomes

[marsh ibex]

No I made Iowa

[turbid kite]

corn with mustard and offal doesnt sound that tasty

what do you owe

[gray parcel]

ngl the bible has some pretty cool names

[hot rampart]

Joker founded wyoming and phased out of existance

[wary imp]

Corn and mustard?

[turbid kite]

eye of newt is mustard

[flat remnant]

I have dissociated from my real name so much that i hardly think about it and at this point i mentally renamed myself to cat

[gray parcel]

dang

[smoky nebula]

Don't worry it won't be that bad

[hot rampart]

My favorite is Zeus. From the bible

[flat remnant]

Chronically online moment

[chilly nexus]

what did the current say to the resistor when it blocked its path?

||Wy-ohm-ing?||

[smoky nebula]

My favorite is hades from the bible

[turbid kite]

it took me 6 years to get my parents to call me by my chosen name and it required my brother's intervention

[gray parcel]

i think spiders is the only one in this server that knows my real name, and they found it by accident

[chilly nexus]

Charles

[turbid kite]

is it oofy

[flat remnant]

Being constantly dead-named by your own parents must hurt like ow

[hot rampart]

Damn
My dead name is like. EVERYWHERE
It became more popular after i was born.
And i feel like 8 in 10 days im exposed to it more than i want to be

[smoky nebula]

My parents are never going to call me by my chosen name and I've just kinda accepted that
The plan is to cut them off after high school

[gray parcel]

omg how did you know?

[charred surge]

Wyoming Hindu confirmed ❕

[turbid kite]

my family actually always used a derivative which made it acceptable (mostly) but it was awful when relatives visited

[tall juniper]

guyssss i need ideas

[marsh ibex]

oh what method did they use

[gray parcel]

for?

[wary imp]

Wax is the only one who kinda knows my name

[charred surge]

Massive contraptions

[hot rampart]

for?

[smoky nebula]

I think I've mentioned my middle name somewhere here once

[wary imp]

I'm probably going to legally change it eventually tho

[tall juniper]

HKAM. Day 30 is "hollow Knight" but idk if i should do THK or the game as a whole

[turbid kite]

just chopped off most of it and left the last syllable

[gray parcel]

i like my the shortened version of my middle name

[flat remnant]

Both is good

[gray parcel]

"jack"

[charred surge]

Thk playing hk

[gray parcel]

i went by jackie once

[hot rampart]

So they called you slinkert, got it

[tall juniper]

bro i wouldnt even have a name then
"how's it goin __"

[chilly nexus]

I can see you as a Jack

[tall juniper]

i like this.

[chilly nexus]

def J energy

[flat remnant]

My real name is spanish and i used to tolerate it but at some point yeah i really don't like it

[tall juniper]

Jesus ✝️

[smoky nebula]

Being called "Sam" is slightly less painful than my legal first name(hopefully you people don't find me based off of just my middle name)

[turbid kite]

the last syllable of my birthname also lines up with a term in my parent's native language for "youngest child" / baby so it worked

[wary imp]

My first name is a combo name and I don't like mine either