off-topic

[opal thicket]

No talking about it tho

[spring ermine]

oh shiiii

[opal thicket]

also how beat 3BC

[topaz kite]

Along with gear from a bunch of other indie games

[opal thicket]

?psa Moment

[civic glacier]

Reminder: Please avoid any discussion of Hollow Knight and Silksong in #off-topic (and delete your potential spoilers). Discuss details in #hk-general, #hk-discussion or #sk-discussion; and for help in Hollow Knight ask in #hk-help!

[topaz kite]

The Sword & Gun from Hyperlight Drifter, the other sword & gun from Curse of the Dead Gods, the face-smasher flask from Blasphemous

And a few others

[topaz kite]

Lots of trial and error
and an Assassin's Dagger + Phaser build

[opal thicket]

[topaz kite]

4BC took me 60 hours

[opal thicket]

🗿

[unreal belfry]

im 34 hours and still on 1 cell

depression

[topaz kite]

[unreal belfry]

keep dying on hand of king

[topaz kite]

You'll get there eventually

[unreal belfry]

got there like 3 times in a row

[opal thicket]

2BC was really easy for me for some reason

I think I beat it second try

[fallow plaza]

im stuck on 2bc

[topaz kite]

2BC took me forever

Something like 50 hours

[fallow plaza]

hey squid

do you ever talk in offtopic in the dead cells server

[topaz kite]

Sometimes

Why

[fallow plaza]

thats where i talk

in that server

the only place

[opal thicket]

not in this off topic tho?

[autumn stump]

same but in this server

[fallow plaza]

no the dead cells server

i only talk in offtopic in that server

[autumn stump]

yeah ik

[fallow plaza]

im talking to zip moosh

but yeah also same

[autumn stump]

yeah

[fallow plaza]

i havent started school yet

[autumn stump]

sloth go do school you are being very irresponsible

[opal thicket]

like you haven’t started school today

or for the year or

[fallow plaza]

today

im homeschooled

[half salmon]

Ive learned that there are alot of kirby games on the SNES thing on the nintendo switch.

Im going to be busy

[fallow plaza]

yeah

i played kirby super star on there

[half salmon]

I love kirby

[half salmon]

I like dream land 3 alot

But super star is super fun too

Im not good at gourmet race

[fallow plaza]

i didnt like dreamland

[opal thicket]

yup

[topaz kite]

If you want to play old Kirby games and still have a Wii U, you can get a whole lot of the mainline games on there

[opal thicket]

epic yarn is the best kirby game obviously

[half salmon]

I need to play every single kirby game

[topaz kite]

I got half of the mainline Kirby games on there for a total of about $30

[half salmon]

Unfortunately I do not have a Wii but if I get my hands on one ill make sure to check the kirby games out

[fallow plaza]

i do not have a wii u

[topaz kite]

Damn

[fallow plaza]

but i do have a wii

[half salmon]

Wait isnt nintendo shutting the E shop for the Wii soon? Or is that just a stupid rumor I heard

[topaz kite]

Well there's probably lots of other ways to play old Kirby games

[fallow plaza]

i think they already shut it down

[opal thicket]

They did for Wii but not Wii U

[fallow plaza]

theres always emulation

[opal thicket]

So I cannot morally pirate SSB Wii U yet

[fallow plaza]

thats smash 4 right

[opal thicket]

yeah

that one

[half salmon]

When that was out I used to play it and then shout whatever the character said when I won for some reason

I was younger

[opal thicket]

I went through my grandma’s old Wii and they used the calendar and it was really weird to see dates and notes about things when I was like 3

[half salmon]

Most of the time it was lucario and I couldnt understand what he said so Id just say something nonsensical

[opal thicket]

HAHSKSJXO

like that?

[half salmon]

I guess yes

[fallow plaza]

ha imagine playing lucario

[topaz kite]

Imagine playing a character that requires you to be good at the game

This message was sponsored by the Kirby Mains Gang

[half salmon]

I thought that like

Aura was a person

So id go around asking people who is aura

I think what gave me this idea was the pokemon movie where lucario is really a human?

[opal thicket]

Corrin main gang

[half salmon]

And that lucario says “the aura is with me!

[half salmon]

I dont think I can call anybody my main in smash

[opal thicket]

sad

[half salmon]

Its between Byleth Kirby Isabelle and Joker I think

[opal thicket]

Why do you main a moderator of this server

[half salmon]

Confidential information.

cant believe they added a moderator from this server into smash bros

[knotty quarry]

Guys I've done something terrible

[opal thicket]

Did you eat a cat

[knotty quarry]

No

I gave cad bane humans eyes

[opal thicket]

[knotty quarry]

He looks baked

[opal thicket]

I almost threw my phone what the frick

[knotty quarry]

It's the worst

Idk why i made this

[green zodiac]

Stick the nose if I were you

[knotty quarry]

Idk why he says this

He doesn't even have a nose

[green zodiac]

He wishes to have nose 😔

[autumn stump]

no way

it's larry

I can't believe it

[ivory summit]

nether
hyper
mega
super
ultra
extra
giga
meta
if you know what those words in that order mean you are a based individual

[opal thicket]

super was my name for a while

[opal thicket]

power rangers

that’s it isn’t it

[ivory summit]

no

[opal thicket]

dang

sounds like power rangers

[ivory summit]

Never watched a lot of power rangers

[opal thicket]

me neither

[ivory summit]

Even if someone knows what those words mean they probably wouldnt remember since they havent been used for severalyears

[knotty quarry]

Hi

[autumn stump]

hello

[fallow plaza]

hi

[fallow plaza]

same

i am going kill youy

yeah idk what its from

im going kill you

why

isnt that kinda

?psa

[civic glacier]

Reminder: Please avoid any discussion of Hollow Knight and Silksong in #off-topic (and delete your potential spoilers). Discuss details in #hk-general, #hk-discussion or #sk-discussion; and for help in Hollow Knight ask in #hk-help!

[fallow plaza]

you'd be saying they look beautiful but yeah still feels weird, i agree

[stiff parcel]

booger

i didn't know people had pronouns

[stiff parcel]

:Agony:

you can always refer to them by name yk

[severe stratus]

[stiff parcel]

don't worry i'm like that too

[stiff parcel]

most people just assume my pronouns because i don't put them anywhere for reasons

actually my nitro comes from my allowance and i can't get games usually because of it

no

they/them but he/him is ok too

i just prefer they

i've met people that don't use pronouns before

i usually mention people like that by name when needed idk

why do all the weird commercials show up around olympics time

[stiff parcel]

as for why i don't put them in my about me or nicknames is because i share servers and chat in dms with my brother

[spring ermine]

man why do indie games look so good

[stiff parcel]

because they're made with love and passion

..usually

[spring ermine]

theres like 4 indie games i want to play rn

and i cant decide which one

[stiff parcel]

i wanna play earthbound on the switch

earthbound isn't indie but still i wanna

[spring ermine]

you should buy it then

[stiff parcel]

it's free with nso im pretty sure

[spring ermine]

yes so buy nso

[stiff parcel]

i got it as a christmas gift

[spring ermine]

then go play

what are you waiting for

[patent iris]

New Hearthstone mini-set revealed and they're going back to Dragons! 💯

[stiff tartan]

Rate the whip

[stiff parcel]

he,o chat

wow that was an epic fail of a message

[spring ermine]

very epic that it failed

[shrewd zenith]

Death

[spring ermine]

by car

[spring ermine]

oNlY nOw?

[green zodiac]

This guy touched HK discussion 💀

[fallow plaza]

oooof

i feel sorry for you

[mortal spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC6LBr9tN5k

[fallow plaza]

no little german boy, dont go into the weed cave

OH MEIN GOTT

THIS CAVE IS FULL OF BLUNTSMOKEN

[patent iris]

Oh 2022 you are beautiful

[proud talon]

is this official?

[patent iris]

Everything on it is, yes 🙂

[proud talon]

Oh god

So is silksong confirmed for 2022?

[patent iris]

Its still slated for 2022 but that's all we have to go off

[fallow plaza]

no

[patent iris]

They havent said any date whatsoever though

[proud talon]

God fucking dammit nintendo

Fuck you

[patent iris]

Lol

[fallow plaza]

also probably shouldnt talk too much about funny bug game sequel

[proud talon]

not here at least

[fallow plaza]

yes not here

but i wouldnt tuch

aaaaaaaaaaaa

wrong key

[proud talon]

uh, so like

[patent iris]

I don't know who to be upset at, but TC hasn't updated socials or their blog since 2019 so... yea

Not great

Everything else looking good though on there so far lol

[fallow plaza]

but i wouldnt touch #sk-discussion with a 40 foot long pole so i will never talk about it there

[proud talon]

Battlefield 1 remastered confirmed for 2024?

[proud talon]

why?

[fallow plaza]

cancer

[proud talon]

It's literally just some unfunny people once in a while

[fallow plaza]

its more active tho

[proud talon]

it's not the plague or anything

[fallow plaza]

more active than here

[proud talon]

huh

[fallow plaza]

and also i like talking about everything other than bug game

[proud talon]

Yeah, that makes sense

plus no cooldown

[fallow plaza]

yea

[proud talon]

B)

I used to post a lot in offtopic

[fallow plaza]

off-topic is the best channel after all

[proud talon]

about starwars walkers for some reason..

[fallow plaza]

almost the only one i talk in but i have talked in other places before

no

well

[proud talon]

I do

[fallow plaza]

ive barely had any cheese

i like mozzarella but not cheddar

[proud talon]

Browncheese is the best

[fallow plaza]

and american cheese is kinda eh

good on certain things but not others

[proud talon]

Like hamburgers

but I get sick when I see those videos where people just dump it on anyting related to meat..

[fallow plaza]

then its a hamburger

and not a cheeseburger

[proud talon]

that's acceptable

[fallow plaza]

with cheese = cheeseburger

[tame trellis]

It's still a cheeseburger

[fallow plaza]

without cheese = hamburger

[tame trellis]

Get out swede 🤡

[proud talon]

I like my hamburger with ketchup, a light squirt of dressing, lettuce, tomeatoes, onions and pickles

[proud talon]

your probably finish

lmao

[fallow plaza]

i like my cheeseburger with ketchup/bbq sauce

i have very plain burgers

[tame trellis]

[fallow plaza]

only ever had homemade or mcdonalds cheeseburgers anyways

[tame trellis]

Maybe

[proud talon]

and meat of course

[tame trellis]

Anyways this isn't ica

Find somewhere else

[proud talon]

bro, I'm not even swedish

let me guess, dane?

[fallow plaza]

let me guess,

um

[proud talon]

ok

[tame trellis]

KILL

[fallow plaza]

idk

something

[tame trellis]

[fallow plaza]

gonna play my daily ultrakill

[verbal spruce]

sadly the only one here i want to get is silksong

in general i mean, i dont have a switch

[tame trellis]

[patent iris]

Oh man, you need a Switch!

Amazing console

[verbal spruce]

though there are a few recognisable titles

[tame trellis]

[proud talon]

If you're Scandinavia and hate other Scandinavian countries that's alright, if you're some random mid-tier country and hate Scandinavian countries you're just a loser

[verbal spruce]

like dying light 2 and omori

[patent iris]

Can't wait for Triangle Strategy in a few weeks 🙂

[restive fox]

damnit i went there just to see the comments and theyre locked

[patent iris]

https://tenor.com/view/triangle-strategy-benedict-pascal-gif-23434308

[tame trellis]

Very swede thing to say

[proud talon]

Idc

Nice

Dayum

[patent iris]

That seems extreme

[proud talon]

might get you a warn but ok I guess

It's true, but the average finnish guy is racist...

ACTUALLY

let's not talk about this

I feel like I'm getting eagle eyed by a mod here

cya guys

[tame trellis]

SWEDES

welcome to Suomi general

[proud talon]

It's not racist, just pointing out that the average guy is

byeee

[tame trellis]

Says nothing about someone though

You don't assume someone is racist by default lmao

Wtf

[proud talon]

god dammit, now I look like an ass

[tame trellis]

Again very swede statement

[proud talon]

Just.

Finland has had a history of treating their minorities not great

In fact we nordic people all are pretty shitty ..

Guess we're all to blame

TRUE

but not the racist part

[tame trellis]

So wait
You're not swedish

Norwegian then?

Dane?

[proud talon]

A lot of immigrants get loads of flak for just existing, I feel really bad for em

Yes I am norwegian

But you can just choose not to employ them in the first place..

that's the problem

wait it is?

How?

[tame trellis]

Seems like it's pretty strictly regulated

[proud talon]

like, if one guy is named Muhammad Klainski, and the other guy is named Erik Kristianson

You're not allowed to not choose Muhammad?

OOH

like that

[green zodiac]

Bruh

Rasis

[proud talon]

Also, just to be on the mods clear side..

[tame trellis]

I believe so yeah

[fallow plaza]

would be pretty dumb if you had to choose someone just because they were a minority

they gotta be a good worker yk

[tame trellis]

Well I mean you can get a lawsuit for wrongful termination

[proud talon]

are we allowed to talk about racism and stuff?

[timber nexus]

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2022/02/key-senators-have-voted-anti-encryption-earn-it-act soon, all your discord messages will be read by the government

[tame trellis]

Employment is still kind of a grey area

[proud talon]

mr mods

[tame trellis]

Good 😈

[fallow plaza]

why should i care

[green zodiac]

Joe biden

[fallow plaza]

i say nothing incriminating

[green zodiac]

Read this bitch

[proud talon]

[timber nexus]

“I don’t care about privacy, I have nothing to hide”

[fallow plaza]

um definitely read the rules

[fallow plaza]

well i just dont care if the government knows what i say online

[green zodiac]

proceed to forget the rules

[fallow plaza]

if it was someone i know knowing what i say, that would be worse

because i can be cringe and it would be embarassing

[tame trellis]

I actually really like brunøst i just wanted to talk about it

[timber nexus]

What if the black doors to encryption built for the government are hacked by malicious actors and leaked?

[fallow plaza]

what does that mean

[tame trellis]

Sorry to say

[timber nexus]

Then your conversations could be public

Not just discord, any social media app too, including DMs

[tame trellis]

Can you go fearmonger somewhere else please

[proud talon]

you're norwegian too?

ÆØÅ

[fallow plaza]

thats just common sense tho

not to ping everyone

[tame trellis]

Well technically immigrant

[proud talon]

Don't give a damn, still a norwegian bro

[tame trellis]

Same with nynorsk honestly

No real reason
Maybe for one job interview idk

[proud talon]

Well, nynorsk isn't that bad,

[tame trellis]

Maybe I don't have enough foresight but I really just can't process it

[proud talon]

if you grew up using it it's no biggy, pluss bokmål is really easy so you can just learn it afterwards.

[fast kiln]

What the frick is going on? 😂

[tame trellis]

bokmål is easy (totally unbias)

[proud talon]

but if you start off with bokmål I can totally understand your frustration

[tame trellis]

Norwegian dialects

[fast kiln]

What did Sweden do?

[tame trellis]

Existe

Oh shit it's oslo

[carmine ermine]

oh shit oh fuvk

[fast kiln]

No one’s forcing anything…

[proud talon]

they took our country and sold it away like fifty times

but now we're friends

we just like to mess around

that's just scandic culture for ya'll

[tame trellis]

[fast kiln]

That’s dumb

[proud talon]

It's like the Balkans, but no war-crimes or racism

[fast kiln]

No one should be forced do anything. What do I know though- I am from America. I should be asleep right now

[tame trellis]

There's like 100k swedes in Finland or so

Good amount but not really justified even if they are neighbors

[carmine ermine]

oh?

fake swedish...

[tame trellis]

😭

[proud talon]

Oslo? More like, Kristiania

[fast kiln]

Most people who teach other languages, even in America. Spanish for example. Are just white bitches.

[tame trellis]

Gotta get those swede pity points

[proud talon]

I know Norwegian (plus all the dialects), Swedish, Danish, English, and Germans

[fast kiln]

I know some spanish, the very basic though. I know some french, chinese, and ASL

[proud talon]

Once you know one Germanic language, the rest is easy (mostly)

[fast kiln]

I barely remember anything I learned though

I barely remember anything from school

[tame trellis]

[fast kiln]

My language is ✨gay✨ 💅💅💅💅🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👑👑👑👑👑

[tame trellis]

[fast kiln]

No. I am American and should be asleep

[proud talon]

True

sleep

[fast kiln]

No

You’re not my mom

[tame trellis]

🇸🇪

[proud talon]

"You're not my mom" 🇸🇪 🇸🇪 🇸🇪

[tame trellis]

Swedish behavior

[fast kiln]

Or what? Am I going to get a spanking 🙃😏

No. I am just kinky 🤐

[proud talon]

woah

[ocean needle]

My language is kazakh

[proud talon]

There's nothing wrong with gays, swedes on the other hand ...

[tame trellis]

[fast kiln]

The only think wrong is that I can’t get a girlfriend for the life of me

[proud talon]

jesus

[fast kiln]

How? Where are the cameras 📷

Wow!!!!

[tame trellis]

[fast kiln]

Mean! 🙄

😂

[proud talon]

good day to you dear

Finn

👍

[fast kiln]

Good night and keep a eye outside your window

[tame trellis]

"""view""" outside my house

[proud talon]

That's nothing

Try a half a meter snow

... everywhere ...

[tame trellis]

There's more I just can't take a picture of a street sign without getting killed in my sleep

[fast kiln]

Pls- Try america

[tame trellis]

[proud talon]

you guys loose your shit with 10 cm

[fast kiln]

True

[proud talon]

ZAMN

make a snow cave

That's perfect

[fast kiln]

That’s a lot of white stuff- God must be having some fun

[proud talon]

** ** 🤨

[fast kiln]

🙃

[tame trellis]

Snow is very clean for a pile honestly

This city has been corrupted by gravel

Gravel is a disease

It ruins everything

[proud talon]

it dirties out the snow

only use gravel when it's icy

[fast kiln]

Glady

[proud talon]

but still salt is better

[proud talon]

go to sleep, jesus

[fallow plaza]

gladys

[fast kiln]

I am going to get banned 😂

[fallow plaza]

nah

lynched, maybe, but not banned

[tame trellis]

Once I slipped down a hill with gravel and I stood up looking like injured zoro

[fast kiln]

I got hit in the face with a soccer ball once

[fallow plaza]

i got hit in the face with a soccer ball plenty of times

comes with the territory of being a soccer player

also got hit with a basketball multiple times, as i did play basketball for a bit

and a couple weeks ago i got hit in the balls with a soccer ball

[fast kiln]

I tried soccer, did not work, track, many sports. I can’t do sports. Tired to easily

I get tired walking up the stairs

[fallow plaza]

i get tired doing soccer but i can still run fast

i get tired way too fast tho im super out of shape

[fast kiln]

I mean- I stay in bed all day so that could explain why I am always tired still though

[fallow plaza]

i stay in bed during the entire first half of every day

its called sleeping

[fast kiln]

True

I never really leave the bed though

[proud talon]

The Taiping Rebellion was fucking crazy

30 million dead jesus fucking christ

[night hamlet]

argument incoming?

[spring ermine]

luigi though

[fallow plaza]

patrick

[potent burrow]

100%

[fallow plaza]

i am 100% patrick, 5% sloth

[proud talon]

105% matter

the universe is collapsing

[fallow plaza]

nah the laws of physics just dont apply to me

[potent burrow]

Ok little man

[fallow plaza]

they dont apply to you either

but you know what law does apply to me

the law of being tired

so good night

[potent burrow]

the law of being small too probably

[sinful oar]

Yo yo yo

[potent burrow]

no no no

[sinful oar]

ye ye ye

[fallow plaza]

why 3

the rule of 3 does not apply to me

[sinful oar]

Ze chosen one

[potent burrow]

you are short

[fallow plaza]

you are a purple orb floating in the vaporwave dimension

[left lance]

I apparently missed the fact that Apex emergency quests are basically Tempered Apex monsters

No wonder I kept carting when using them for bow practice

[ocean needle]

Arena 11. Lumberloon. Max level baloon...

[tame trellis]

Wild cards and money

I don't have the commitment to max one deck and play it exclusively

I fucking hate witch though

Tempted to think ahead and just max ebarbs and maybe I can play healer egolem in 14

[ocean needle]

ebarbs are annoying

[proud talon]

ZAMN

Yo what's up Taco!!

[shy jolt]

how the fuck did you know i was looking here

[fallow plaza]

hi taco

[shy jolt]

hi

[proud talon]

Just a feeling in my bones

Whenever mods are present

[shy jolt]

thats fucked

i got my eye on you

[proud talon]

whatever you say man

[fallow plaza]

if you put a "@" in chat it shows the people lurking

either lurking or just the people that were in chat

i think its anyone who either has the channel open or had it open before they turned their phone or computer off

[proud talon]

I never knew that

Seems useful, now I wont need my natural skill anymore

[fallow plaza]

idk if im allowed to say it here

swearing is allowed doesnt mean slurs are allowed

ill dm

[proud talon]

was the qing dynasty good?

[green zodiac]

not monkey + ratio

[glacial wadi]

Good afternoon chat

[green zodiac]

goodnight 💥

[maiden cypress]

Mods are never asleep

I'm starting to believe taco is not real, just an ai program designed to moderate this server specifically

[proud talon]

He han't been here in a while

[green zodiac]

say among us if you're here

[maiden cypress]

I mean watch this

Hey taco how's it going?

(Taco please you're making me look bad)

[green zodiac]

bad taco 😤

[spring ermine]

why tf do you need guidance to win a lego game

just make you're opponent step in lego B)

[green zodiac]

*you

[spring ermine]

the fuck

[severe scarab]

Guys look

Guys look

[spring ermine]

why though

[neat grotto]

[glacial wadi]

True

[green zodiac]

such horrific

[tired bay]

[glacial wadi]

https://t.co/HjCnHMp4xy

I'm so excited for this movie

[nocturne mountain]

FUCK

[green zodiac]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kHtzrrFK7c

[glacial wadi]

https://youtu.be/BB5SR00QHyQ

[potent burrow]

holy fuck

[glacial wadi]

Holy fuck indeed my friend!

[potent burrow]

now this is what sonic is all about small little hedgehog fighting giant mechs and kaiju

[glacial wadi]

Yes!

[potent burrow]

Exciting!

[glacial wadi]

The movie looks super promising

[potent burrow]

Im a bit worried they'll go too hard with the fan service

[green zodiac]

he's gonna piss on the moon in live action

[glacial wadi]

That too yeah

[potent burrow]

i don't want another godzilla kotm

[glacial wadi]

Literally what I was about to say

[potent burrow]

where i watch it and go wow that was awesome and then i rewatch it and i go wow that is considerably less awesome

[glacial wadi]

They really over did it with fanservice

[glacial wadi]

Exactly

It's still kind of fun Ig

[potent burrow]

It is

When nobody is talking

[glacial wadi]

Lol

Kotm be so good when you ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's not

[blissful gust]

[spring ermine]

I have deafeated ||Ornstein and Smough|| from Dark Souls

[potent burrow]

this one gonna be a poster

[spring ermine]

Bruh discordo momento

[potent burrow]

will never understand jurassic park mfs like 90% of the dinosaurs look inaccurate and you draw the line at a giganotosaurus in the "final" movie

[ornate nest]

The first movie is still cool tho

That's the only one I care about

[potent burrow]

you're lame all of them are really fun

[ornate nest]

Idk I haven't watched the other ones

[potent burrow]

exactly that's why you're lame and im awesome

its that simple

[glacial wadi]

The smartest way to win arguments

Even when there aren't any

[glacial wadi]

When the

Also phone screen size reveal

[potent burrow]

my favorite thing is when people take a shot from a movie that takes place at night and ask why is it so dark

oh gee i wonder

could be anything

[ashen whale]

Apple Pay is the greatest invention of the last ten years

[tall canopy]

[glacial wadi]

Lmfao

[opal thicket]

[ashen whale]

I totally stand by what I said

Apple pay is just so fucking good it's crazy

[opal thicket]

Why

How

[tall canopy]

slaz, im sorry, i have to reban you for being bluepilled and cringe as hell

[ashen whale]

you can pay with your fucking fingerprint how cool is that

[tall canopy]

apple fingerprinting is notoriously bad

so

[ashen whale]

also you pay with an item that virtually everyone uses and everyone has in them at all time

apple fingerprinting doesn't work to unlock the phone but for some reason i never had any problem with apple pay

idk why

[tall canopy]

cuz they really dont care they want your money. unlocking your phone doesnt give them money

[ashen whale]

I'm not sure how using your phone as a credit card gives them money

oh wait i'm dumb credit card companies do take a part

i think

[tall canopy]

its apple
they are making money

[ashen whale]

🤔 how trustworthy is that

[gritty pine]

They take a small fee as commission when using Apple Pay.

[ashen whale]

Apple Pay does not cause additional fees for users and merchants.
from wikipedia

[gritty pine]

(X) Doubt

[ashen whale]

Why do you HATE wikipedia

[tall canopy]

you dont spend extra money, supposedly, doesnt mean they arent working it like paypal

[gritty pine]

I don't hate Wikipedia, I'm just super dubious of Apple's marketing overall.

Do you truly believe they respect your privacy like they claim for example?

I don't, even if I don't have any means to prove it.

[opal thicket]

:hahano:

[ashen whale]

I mean

It would be known if there were additional fees for users and merchants, I'm not a merchant but I'm a user and I know that when I pay 10€ with apple pay, I don't have any fee

[gritty pine]

Because you're not the one paying it.

That's why you don't notice it, but they don't offer this kind of service just out of the goodness of their heart you know.

They are one if not the most valuable corporation in the world after all.

[ashen whale]

yeah i know they probably get money off it, but merchants and users aren't the ones paying fees when using it

i don't know how that shit works ok

[tall canopy]

whoever holds your money is
like your bank

[gritty pine]

From what I read, the fee is processed onto banks.

[potent burrow]

phone camera works surprisingly well when faced with the full force of the sunlight

i was taught not to do this back in high school photography class

lies and deception

eh

[tall canopy]

noice

[green zodiac]

cad name dies

[knotty quarry]

noooo my pic

[opal thicket]

Epico

[opal thicket]

who’s name@dies

[green zodiac]

bane

ben

10

[opal thicket]

that’s me!

[potent burrow]

Nintendo made a valentine card featuring this abomination

incredible

Mfs really said "you drive me wild 😍 😍 🥰 🥰 😍 🥰 🥰" with a picture of kirby stretching his mouth over a dirty rusty old car

[nocturne mountain]

this is so fun

[spring ermine]

If someone sent me that i would feel a non existant emotion

[potent burrow]

if someone sent me that I'd fall in love instantly

[opal thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283467363729408000/941717963260690452/20220211_173007.jpg

[green zodiac]

kiss the bride

[sinful cloud]

This Kirby themed Valentine card looks 100% like a shitpost

[sinful cloud]

Ah fuck someone sent it before me

Well whatever

[opal thicket]

#off-topic message

[left lance]

Can Kirby get tetanus?

[opal thicket]

No he’s an amoeba or a god

Most likely the latter

[zenith thorn]

Specs for elden ring are out

Min

[shy jolt]

minimum

FUCK

[potent burrow]

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1492167818896453633?t=ZUHQ0braLxqYxIfRto5r6w&s=19

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

A ‘MEGAMIND’ sequel series is in the works at Peacock.

The series follows Megamind learning to become a true superhero as his trusty brainbots record everything, making him the world’s first superhero influencer.

(Source: Deadline)

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scary

[shy jolt]

ok even worst

1050ti youve carried me far enough

you have to go all out, please... even just this once

[zenith thorn]

I am sad for the people who preordered without knowing the specs and now know that they can’t run the game

Hope they can cancel

[neat grotto]

theyre gonna botch megamind nooooo

[gritty pine]

mrw: https://youtu.be/vkpYIvL_B5I

Fucking missed the Snow Miku last night, ugh.

[shy jolt]

they havent even made one for the best Helltaker girl

[half salmon]

If hypothetically pinterest had a mandatory 100% accurate feature where you can not give an image that has already been posted in chronological order I wonder how many images would be removed

I feel like there was an easier way to explain that

[half salmon]

Who would that be?

[shy jolt]

Malina

[gritty pine]

The memes, Jack.

[half salmon]

I dont want history to repeat

[gritty pine]

"Look at the top superchatted channels on YouTube, Snake! They're all virtual YouTubers!"

[half salmon]

Thats nice

[wintry river]

what imma draw?

[spring ermine]

I hope the sequal wont be worse

[vivid hornet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2RQ11RbDMo

[ashen whale]

Thank God I got a gaming PC my gaming laptop had 8GB

[midnight coral]

Hello

[crimson blaze]

virtual virtual reality 2 is fun

uhh, what do you need to know?

it depends on the question lol

I dunno man, click unlock? see what it says

click upgrade. see what it says

[left lance]

There’s your answer

It’s a subscription

So yes

Oh wait

Lemme guess, you have Classic?

Yeah you do

You need full Nitro for most perks

Np

[ashen whale]

Most capitalist countries

[glacial wadi]

I never thought it would return

But I heard Peacock was bad

Idk why they're bad

This is literally the first time I hear of "Peacock"

[maiden cypress]

Dude I thought the price had jumped to 269 usd for a year

[glossy tartan]

https://twitter.com/Dreamworks/status/1492174262748151810?t=LOBqQBT2HusGsacEEH8MzQ&s=19 i was gonna send this too haha

DreamWorks Animation (@Dreamworks)

you guys....

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[celest geyser]

Singapore makes sense
Didn't realize NZ and Australia would be so high up

[nimble fern]

[celest geyser]

How do they calculate those numbers?

[nimble fern]

estonias flag doesn't feel real

idk how to describe it

it feels surreal

the colors i mean

[celest geyser]

I thought I recognized the japanese in your profile

I love chroma

[nimble fern]

HELL YEAH

LETS GOO

chroma on top☝️☝️☝️

[celest geyser]

tru

not my favorite but the top of his genre for sure

[nimble fern]

best thing to ever happen to chiptune

[celest geyser]

his? their? idk

[nimble fern]

his i believe

favorite song?

[celest geyser]

ooh idk

I suck at favorites

[nimble fern]

same idk why i asked lol

[celest geyser]

I really like looking at the stars never seen

[nimble fern]

that's a good one i think i've charted it

still believe is a banger

so is sink to the deep sea world

[celest geyser]

I've heard that one

Don't think I've heard still believe

[nimble fern]

part of robot and human album

[celest geyser]

oh yeah

I've only listened to probably half of those

The ones on his yt and one or two others

[nimble fern]

i wish he'd upload his older stuff to streaming services

only way to listen rn is to buy the cd

or download from his site if it's like

really old

[celest geyser]

I'm not that much of a fan

[nimble fern]

i am

it's like

i spent too much

[celest geyser]

the data backs it up

[nimble fern]

on the cds

;-;

lol

[crimson blaze]

TOO CLOSE I TELL YOU

FIRST IT WAS SUCKING IN BIG THINGS, NOW ITS MORPHING LIKE RUBBER OVER OBJECTS

KIRBY. KIRBY DEVS WHY

you egg dog bastards

[cosmic galleon]

I don't need your lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!

[pine timber]

Does anyone know what to do to prevent mental breakdowns

[cosmic galleon]

Pet a dog

[pine timber]

I am at school

And I do not have a dog

I am at my fucking tipping point

[cosmic galleon]

Take a nap

[pine timber]

I CANT

I AM INCAPABLE OF NAPPING

Wait why am I ranting to actual strangers

Carry on please

[cosmic galleon]

Well then wait till you get home

And take a nap

[pine timber]

God I don’t even want to go home

There is nowhere I can feel true comfort at all

[cosmic galleon]

Then do something you like

Or take a walk around your city

It helps me personally

A good way to think about everything

[pine timber]

I AM AT SCHOOL

And there’s really nothing that pleases me anymore

Plus, thinking is the problem in the first place

[mellow wyvern]

Hey did anyone else get a random message from someone in here?

[celest geyser]

It's possible it was a bot

[coral birch]

what was the message?

[idle merlin]

I haven't.
What's your banner from?

[mellow wyvern]

Something about a mod academy. Obvs spam, and I already reported it.. But just wanted to make sure if I was the only one or if others got it too.

My banner? Persona 5 Animation.

[coral birch]

yeah if you can give us a modmail with the info on that

[mellow wyvern]

o7

[frank lava]

well well well

time to ramp up my kda

[maiden cypress]

What's kda?

Kills, deaths, assists?

Cause if so

Isn't it just a kd

Or a kdr

[frank lava]

yes

[spring ermine]

What is with my nickname?

[tall canopy]

wdym you dont have one @spring ermine

[spring ermine]

It was -19

I changed it

Idk what that means

[frank lava]

Ah the great server nickname wipe

[zenith thorn]

@shy jolt the steam system requirements for elden ring got removed

[frank lava]

hopium

My 1050 ti will work

[celest geyser]

elden ring on mobile

[potent burrow]

Man elden ring in 13 days huh

[celest geyser]

just 13 days away!

only 13

[runic cradle]

im suing

i don’t know who im suing but someone will get sued

[silent moss]

I had an hour long ad about hot sauce

I still have the screenshot I think

Hot sauce is good but my god this was stupid

[crude lion]

yo markiplier

what?

ta hell happened?

i have one

but mine is a gif

i've got 2 people to this day

what is it fella?

may you specify?

i got traumatized when people told me about a peculiar site to say the least

[plain vale]

welp, my Mario Strikers MLS discord is setup

now I just gotta find teams and players

[wraith shadow]

<@&283547423706447872> 🤡

[crude lion]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[wraith shadow]

"LOL LMaO! Don't look up this risky search term xDDD! Don't look it up guys, I'm telling you about this exact search term so you won't look it up XDDDDDDD"

[neat grotto]

ok

[crude lion]

thankfully i didn't

[crude lion]

appreciate you fella

[tall canopy]

this is funny even tho i hate this hobo

[stable bramble]

Can't even type in time anymore

[crude lion]

can i post funny pictures here?

[stable bramble]

What are funny pictures

[crude lion]

monke

i really like this one

[wraith shadow]

This was all just an elaborate ruse so I could use the mod ping to get @tall canopy into this chat so he has to look at this picture of my mantis who molted last night

[tall canopy]

they both just molted?

[stable bramble]

Very cool

[tall canopy]

twinsies

[crude lion]

i really like this one cuz he's smiling a bit, and his nose is also very funny

[wraith shadow]

1 day off, but close enough!

Love his texture

[tall canopy]

twiggy boi

[crude lion]

it looks like a stick

[wraith shadow]

Popa Spurca, the African Twig Mantis

They do mimic sticks, ye

[crude lion]

i remember seeing a "bicho-pau" here in Brazil (i don't know how to spell it in english)

it was like him but bigger

[wraith shadow]

Phasmids, they also mimic sticks

[crude lion]

sounds like them

[wraith shadow]

One of these bois?

[crude lion]

i really like the idea of animals that can mimic

[crude lion]

ye das him

[wraith shadow]

yeet

[crude lion]

they skinny as hell

[celest geyser]

you keep mantises?

how many

[wraith shadow]

Mantises are great for that. We've got flower mimics, leaf mimics, stick mimics, ant mimics and more

[wraith shadow]

4 right now

[crude lion]

i've seen the leaf one

but that flower one damn

[celest geyser]

the flower one's pretty

[wraith shadow]

Orchids are extremely pretty

[crude lion]

ye bro, he looks like that fluffy moth

these ones

[celest geyser]

Some_moths_are_cute.mp4

[wraith shadow]

pogonogasters mimic moss

[crude lion]

"some"

[celest geyser]

I'm sure it works better when you look at it from above

[crude lion]

looks like a vine

[celest geyser]

it does indeed

[wraith shadow]

Panther mantises make pretty good bark mimics

[crude lion]

log mantis

more like pog mantis

[wraith shadow]

panter manter

[celest geyser]

[crude lion]

why give it a weird name

if i were the one naming these things

id name based on appearence

i don't know how that is a panther

i'd get naming it small panther but man...

[wraith shadow]

Panther pattern vs. panther mantis pattern

There's a resemblance to be sure, but not a very close one

[celest geyser]

oh I thought it was actually called the panter manter

[wraith shadow]

Panther mantis, not panter manter lol

I just call 'em panter manters as a nickname

[crude lion]

maybe call it painted instead of panther

[celest geyser]

yeah I realize that now

[crude lion]

panda mantis when?

[opal thicket]

tomorrow

[crude lion]

ayo

pog?

[wraith shadow]

the Lichen Mantis sorta fits that bill

[crude lion]

close enuff

[upper summit]

man insect-owned discord servers must be weird

they cooperate to roleplay as trees

[wraith shadow]

Shut up caliphron, you're a bowl of soup

[spring ermine]

@gray dust

[crude lion]

CEPHALOPOD ACTIVITIES ‼️

[opal thicket]

OCTOPEDAL INTERACTIONS ‼️

[wraith shadow]

bug gaming

‼️

[crude lion]

WHAT????!!!!!!111!!!11!!

[tranquil heron]

Someone give me a random tool or item name (it’s for science)

[opal thicket]

waraxe

[spring ermine]

poop

[tranquil heron]

Nice 👍

[grizzled parcel]

Dawg wtf is that

[crude lion]

cool mantis

[celest geyser]

a pognogaster

[wraith shadow]

It's a pogonogaster. A praying mantis

[celest geyser]

duh

[grizzled parcel]

Mantis lor-

[wraith shadow]

[crude lion]

pogonomaster more like pogmaster

[celest geyser]

mantis lords from [redacted]

[wraith shadow]

Idolomantis

[celest geyser]

I could open a bottle with that

[crude lion]

praise the sun!

[wraith shadow]

"I once caught a fish thiiiiiiiis big!"

[grizzled parcel]

Looks animated

[celest geyser]

I can't tell if that's photoshopped or not

[crude lion]

PRAISE THE SUN

[wraith shadow]

Apparently that image of an idolo is explicit, thanks clyde

[grizzled parcel]

Wtf is with these weird looking insects

One of them could literally have wings for eyes

[celest geyser]

4 eyes I mean wings is better than 2 eyes I mean wings

[wraith shadow]

Mantises have 5 eyes, actually

[grizzled parcel]

Where tf is the second one even located

[potent burrow]

first time listening to how to train your dragon ost this year

[potent burrow]

first of many

[celest geyser]

you're wrong

I know nothing about mantises but that is not correct

[potent burrow]

back to this trilogy's ost dominating my top 100 on spotify

[wraith shadow]

I see

[stable sky]

https://i.redd.it/18vsx1dcq6h81.png

[wraith shadow]

Gum Gun tries to not hijack a conversation with a topic nobody was talking about challenge (impossible)

[crude lion]

i do have actually

[celest geyser]

one day it'll work

[wraith shadow]

I doubt it

[potent burrow]

My excuse is i simply do not care

[autumn stump]

the gum gun grindset

[potent burrow]

Like mf hijak as if you people gonna interact with me talking about how to train your dragon ost i just have nothing better to do

[stable sky]

KRIS! YOU [[LITTLE SPONGE]]!

[celest geyser]

don't care didn't ask

[potent burrow]

Hijak usually means take something over im just out here spouting my nonsense like always it's never gonna stop unless i get banned

which is not likely considering im not not very problematic

and because im awesome and cool and awesome and cool and

[celest geyser]

dies

[potent burrow]

rest in pieces

hey look at that i did hijak the conversation

Go me am i right fellas

[crude lion]

based

[autumn stump]

certified gum gun moment

[crude lion]

[potent burrow]

What can i say it must be my abundance of charm

or my obnoxious online persona either one works

[crude lion]

i believe you suffer from basedness

[potent burrow]

So true

[unique flicker]

WHO ELSE IS WAITING FOR SILK SONG

[stiff parcel]

imagine online persona

[crude lion]

i believe your time is about a whole life, go on chad

[wraith shadow]

||i just have nothing better to do

Obviously.

[autumn stump]

image offline persona

[wraith shadow]

Trust me, it's painfully apparent

[potent burrow]

one way or another how you act on the internet is different from how you act in real life

i just act wildly different

on purpose

[stiff parcel]

i feel personally attacked

[crude lion]

cool

[stiff parcel]

i act like a dumbass online

[crude lion]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-hungy-reginald-monster-house-me-when-im-hungry-gif-13345871

cool

[potent burrow]

that doesn't change unfortunately

[autumn stump]

i AM a dumbass

[crude lion]

#roasted 😎

[stiff parcel]

true i'm a dumbass irl too i just don't talk as often so nobody picks up on it

[potent burrow]

If you actually think about how i act online its pretty obvious im just an overly passionate socially anxious guy who struggles to talk with people irl so i take it out on you innocent chat members via a constant barrage of topics that endlessly spew from my brain at all times

[stiff parcel]

relatable

[potent burrow]

One day maybe i won't do this i am going to therapy to get over my quite crippling social anxiety

[wraith shadow]

Yeah, everybody knows this.

[crude lion]

your about me sums it up quite well

[autumn stump]

yeah basically

[potent burrow]

Not for you it doesn't

[stiff parcel]

i was seen as the quiet kid except for my 2 friends

[crude lion]

ayo

[stiff parcel]

i used the quiet kid thing to my advantage

i did a little trolling

it was fun

[potent burrow]

Im pretty sure i act like this irl too but only with friends

[opal thicket]

pfp matches

[crude lion]

i have only 2 friends

[stiff parcel]

[potent burrow]

Yeah wow i really am just this obnoxious and the only thing stopping me is social anxiety

maybe i shouldn't get rid of it

That's a joke

[stiff parcel]

i have online friends

[celest geyser]

I have a fair few friends, which makes me feel like I don't fit in

[stiff parcel]

and that's it

[potent burrow]

I am desperately in need of human companionship outside of a small screen on the funny app

[celest geyser]

How lame is that

[crude lion]

i have only 3 friends

[celest geyser]

not to this, to mine

[potent burrow]

I have a whopping 4 friends one of which i only see once in a blue moon

[autumn stump]

same but I still get anxious around one of them

[stiff parcel]

i am weird and can go without irl friendship for probably ever