general

[dull vessel]

beware?

[halcyon lake]

whats a brahim ffs

[gray pagoda]

6.7 sigmas old

[icy rapids]

Watch out for them 👀

[dull vessel]

👀

[halcyon lake]

u sure

[gray pagoda]

yessir 😜

[halcyon lake]

damn

[icy rapids]

The streets of Discordia are no longer safe

[gray pagoda]

today i drank some chocolate milk

[dull vessel]

they're never safe

[gray pagoda]

😈 😈

because of me

i am the danger

[solar ingot]

Insert TikTok edit

[halcyon lake]

shane?

[half gyro]

toma

hi

[sharp jungle]

Meow

[half gyro]

[dull vessel]

aleee mi amor 🥺

[sharp jungle]

purrs

[half gyro]

mi amor

cómo estás?

[dull vessel]

enojado y tuuuu

[tepid crane]

what are brahims

[viscid echo]

🐈

[icy rapids]

Original Toto

[gray pagoda]

meow

[viscid echo]

original Adam

[half gyro]

por?

[indigo hare]

Hi chat

[dull vessel]

todo, pero Como estas

[icy rapids]

Uhm ma’am this is Memeology

[pastel crescent]

whys chat mexican

[tepid crane]

hiii

[sharp jungle]

Meowology

[tepid crane]

i’m not

[pastel crescent]

namaste

[icy rapids]

How’s the tribe

[sharp jungle]

They be okay

[halcyon lake]

nepali?

[pastel crescent]

whered that come from 😭

[indigo hare]

This is awkward

[indigo hare]

Wassup shawty

[pastel crescent]

jess

[abstract turtle]

[indigo hare]

Jess from memeology

[pastel crescent]

holon

[indigo hare]

Only Jess I message lol

[pastel crescent]

jess from memeology ??

[pastel crescent]

thas crazy

[indigo hare]

@vague kite this Jess

[halcyon lake]

wsg stock hyd

[indigo hare]

Bros life is this server at this point

[pastel crescent]

i see

rip jess from memeology

howd she pass

[halcyon lake]

fr 🥀

[indigo hare]

Yea, not bad dude, hbu?

[mellow wind]

rip jess

idk who tf is this

[pastel crescent]

same

she died

poor kid

[mellow wind]

huhh

rip

[pastel crescent]

the bombings

ig

[indigo hare]

Ahh Jess is alive and is fine ??

[pastel crescent]

no bro

did you take the pills

shes gone

never returning

jessica rachel III

[mellow wind]

🙁

[half gyro]

wooow

[indigo hare]

Bro u can’t do that

[pastel crescent]

leon kennedy

[viscid echo]

Jess from team rocket

[indigo hare]

Did bro get muted

[last ridge]

GG @indigo hare, you just advanced to level 37 !

[half gyro]

i need him

[indigo hare]

No

[halcyon lake]

who

[pastel crescent]

stop making a joke out of death man

[icy rapids]

She’s blasting off again

[indigo hare]

U

[halcyon lake]

im here

[pastel crescent]

jess died in the recent bombing

she was 14

poor kid

[halcyon lake]

who jess

[viscid echo]

I recently found out, the voice actors for the original Pokemon series's Team rocket passed away

[indigo hare]

What happened to ur message?

[indigo hare]

Idk

[pastel crescent]

told ya

[halcyon lake]

I deleted on purpose

[pastel crescent]

jess from memeology

[icy rapids]

Zamn

[pastel crescent]

explain your username

[abstract turtle]

Okay phew i thought it was the jess i knew from here clearly not

[pastel crescent]

it is

[icy rapids]

no lol

[pastel crescent]

shes passed away

[abstract turtle]

Nah LMAO

[willow topaz]

Huh

[halcyon lake]

for some reason I thought I was dm'ing you I keep zoning out im tried rn

[pastel crescent]

jess is dead

[willow topaz]

?

[viscid echo]

My goat Leon will be fighting zombies at 90

[pastel crescent]

leons ass

mrs dot kennedy

she signed her name in pen

[abstract turtle]

I dunno i think its ragebait idk tho

[pastel crescent]

how do u rage on death

🥀

[half gyro]

i LOVEEE that song

frank come back

[pastel crescent]

in that fancy fancy cursive

[twilit matrix]

Hows everyones day

[half gyro]

hell yeah

[twilit matrix]

Hope yall are having a wonderful day and lots of smiles

[pastel crescent]

we undergoing ww3

kaboom

kablam

kabloom

[abstract turtle]

You too!

[green obsidian]

Hope you people have bad days and lots of sadness

[twilit matrix]

Nothing we can do bout it other than spectate so gotta stay happy we will all taste death at some point either ways

[pastel crescent]

i hope yall constipated

[pastel crescent]

yes sir

wars pointless

[twilit matrix]

Thatd be a tad better than diarrhea rn

[pastel crescent]

innocent lifes lost coz these manchildren cant negotiate

lives*

[twilit matrix]

Economy already was ruined now its gonna get worse

[pastel crescent]

its already crashed alot

[green obsidian]

war is alot more complex thann manchildren not negotiating

there be disputes on Land

and history

but mainly it is about the lands

[pastel crescent]

idt any of the dead people gave shit' about these other countries

whyd thy get unalived

[twilit matrix]

Population control is my theory

[green obsidian]

they get caught in action

[pastel crescent]

only the leaders have these disputes

the leaders are the ones deciding

[green obsidian]

no not only leaders

[pastel crescent]

why use violence to settle matters

[green obsidian]

tribes and communities aswell

they have longlasting history of war and pain

[pastel crescent]

then let the ones who do have problems take risk in war

quit attacking innocents

[twilit matrix]

I can guarantee you almost every single person doesn't want war nor wanted it

[green obsidian]

the innocent are in the AREA of the war, they are not killing them on purpose unless a reason we dont fully know yet

[pastel crescent]

presidents shoud js box eo or set foot in the battlefield themselves

[green obsidian]

thats the simple and good thing

[twilit matrix]

Ukraine and russia, im russian and no matter who i ask they say we never hated ukrain nor wanted to fight

[pastel crescent]

atleast in history the kings went for war too

[pastel crescent]

exactly

we're all human after all

[minor stump]

E

[pastel crescent]

lets say u r between mine and aces house
i got beef w ace so i throw a bomb over but i kill u
thats my fault

[green obsidian]

look basically the country is mixed, like get 2 companies for example they have competition with each other, you for example is a customer of both places u buy from here buy from that so you dont wanna fight or compeat

[pastel crescent]

bloody clanker

[green obsidian]

yes u have skill issue u should have AIm assist

[pastel crescent]

so should these leaders

the people didnt choose to be on the battlefield

[twilit matrix]

Aaand?

[pastel crescent]

so why dont they 1v1

[green obsidian]

the country is a battlefield if it was a full war

[green obsidian]

same with ukraine and russia you are civillian and dont want to fight but both have competiton

[pastel crescent]

except was there ever a voting to see if the people wanted war?

[twilit matrix]

If they are competing make better trades/sales and so on

[minor stump]

Ciggy time

[twilit matrix]

Mf competition for what 😭

[pastel crescent]

you cant come into my house n declare my house a battlefield

[halcyon lake]

crusty camera

[pastel crescent]

you need my perms

[twilit matrix]

Deadass it started cause zelenski wanted to join nato

[pastel crescent]

these leaders act like they own the whole country

they were elected

[twilit matrix]

Bro got warned alot of times, ignored it

Russia starts war = russia bad

[pastel crescent]

politics is shit'

[twilit matrix]

Cause it didnt want nato infront of its doorway

[pastel crescent]

u in war too

[twilit matrix]

Yh

[pastel crescent]

i got missiles exploding above my house rn

n what did we do for this ?

all the leaders fault

[twilit matrix]

My family is in bh rn

[pastel crescent]

whats bh

[twilit matrix]

Bahrain

[pastel crescent]

thats sad

even they in war

[twilit matrix]

Pretty sure thats the smallest arab country

[pastel crescent]

it is

its tiny

[viscid echo]

where do you live?

[twilit matrix]

Dragged into it cause of US bases

[green obsidian]

War is not irrational it is structurally incentivised, i may get hate for these words but this is right in terms of poltiics

i dont support war at all

[pastel crescent]

qatar

[twilit matrix]

Whats funny is i literally have videos that my homies are sending me

[green obsidian]

wow neighbor

[pastel crescent]

wya

[twilit matrix]

They dont seem like they hitting "military bases"

[green obsidian]

i born in medina but i live in kazakhstan right now

[pastel crescent]

EXACTLY

theyre hitting civillian areas

targetting oil reserved and schools

hotels

even energy plantations and water resevres

[viscid echo]

oh

[twilit matrix]

"we will target only US NAVY BASES"

drone hits a hotel

[green obsidian]

there is a good reaosn why this happens

and it's not what u expect

[pastel crescent]

if either of the countries destroy nuclear sites in iran , all these bases dead too

[twilit matrix]

Enlighten me

[pastel crescent]

trump dgaf he still asking for it

[twilit matrix]

Who tf voted for the orange

[pastel crescent]

coz he safe in america rn

[viscid echo]

some of the war stuff is literally on reddit, we got netflix of real wars before gta 6 💔 🥀

[pastel crescent]

deadass

[twilit matrix]

Hes gonna start shivering if china gets bored or north korea

[green obsidian]

many missiles are intercepted by other countries so when missiles are intercepted their debris falls onto civillian areas

i gtg i come back soon

[pastel crescent]

legit

hope it ends soon

[twilit matrix]

Ong

[pastel crescent]

i wanna enjoy graduated life mahn

[twilit matrix]

Keyboard debris

[pastel crescent]

right when im ab to turn 18 🥀

[twilit matrix]

Not a 4k video of drones and missiles hitting supersonic speed onto civilian buildings/hotels and so on

😭😭😭

[pastel crescent]

gen z 😭

[viscid echo]

nah they're hitting prominent sites fs

[pastel crescent]

theyre hitting civillian areas

coz no one expected them to do so

its unprotected

residential areas

no all of gcc is against iran

[twilit matrix]

Yk what i find funny rn the most

People calling russia weak

[pastel crescent]

hell nah 💀

[twilit matrix]

Cause they still didnt take over ukraine

[pastel crescent]

aint russia nuclear

[viscid echo]

theyre

[twilit matrix]

They forget the fact ukrain got helped from multiple countries, money, tanks, soldiers almost everything

[pastel crescent]

one of the largest militaries

[twilit matrix]

Yeah

[pastel crescent]

hope this dont turn nuclear 🥀

how far can an atom bomb go

[twilit matrix]

But we look "weak" cause we cant even concur ukraine

[pastel crescent]

in km

[viscid echo]

the IRGC animations where they show how will they destroy US navy 💀

[pastel crescent]

hiroshima nagasaki are all outdated now

[twilit matrix]

Dawg if anyone sends a nuke no one is living

[viscid echo]

all 9 ships sank same day

[twilit matrix]

If russia sends a nuke so will the us, then nk, aaand so on

[viscid echo]

lol

[twilit matrix]

Gotta check that

[pastel crescent]

fr

why cant iran js back tf down

damn

[viscid echo]

its hilarious

[pastel crescent]

we got france, all of gcc, israel, USA, germany telling iran to stop

[viscid echo]

yeah i dont think they're stopping anytime soon

both sides are pretty pissed off

[pastel crescent]

yea their leaders got killed

the first one and the new one too 😭

[twilit matrix]

Trump : kills leader
Tries to negotiate again
Iran : rejects

[tepid crane]

at work rn hbu

[pastel crescent]

israel attacked innocents too so we cant do much

[pastel crescent]

obv theyll reject

plus both iran and us have hell of an ego

[twilit matrix]

You just killed the leader, and the new one and you tryna negotiate? 😭

[limber mesa]

I lowkey feel super stressed and sick rn my grades are in the trash

[tepid crane]

they’re coming for blood at this point

[pastel crescent]

no point saying atp

its alw been like that

[minor stump]

College or high school?

[twilit matrix]

US acts smart or to be exact trump

He killed the leader who was actually decent

[pastel crescent]

bro all these leaders js think they the shit'

[limber mesa]

High school

[pastel crescent]

trump in epstein files yet he out there

[limber mesa]

:(

[hoary peak]

yep

[last ridge]

GG @hoary peak, you just advanced to level 2 !

[pastel crescent]

same gang

[limber mesa]

I have a B, D and two low As and I think my skipping school and not doing my hw is catching up to me (oh no it’s the consequences of my actions)

[pastel crescent]

finals?

[twilit matrix]

And attacking a muslim country? That have basically no fear or death? Cause if they die a martyr

[hoary peak]

he is in the files

[twilit matrix]

Martyr = heaven

[minor stump]

You can make a come back mf

[twilit matrix]

Dawg thats a blessing for most of us

[viscid echo]

he had it coming ngl

[limber mesa]

I really hope so :(

[hoary peak]

it aint that bad

[pastel crescent]

but that muslim country is attacking their other muslim country friends

[limber mesa]

I’ve failed literally every single test in calculus

[minor stump]

Real

[twilit matrix]

Tbf at first they did only hit US bases

[limber mesa]

yep that’s the class I have a D in

[quick pine]

Charlie kirk was shot by me

[limber mesa]

and it just feels like no one can help me but myself

[twilit matrix]

They had to do what they had to do

[quick pine]

He had a small pp

I have no job

Neither do u

[viscid echo]

how many times u gonna make the same joke

[quick pine]

My agenda

[limber mesa]

I think I cared too much about having a job and hanging out that my grades started to ski on

slip*

[twilit matrix]

Should've just nuked israel beginning of all of this

Would've been for the better

[limber mesa]

and also idk why but I think Instagram genuinely altered my brain chemistry

[jaunty sierra]

Video games

[limber mesa]

like I started forgetting stuff

And I can’t remember anything

[twilit matrix]

You just hitting unc stats with all the stress in the world, welcome to the club

[limber mesa]

I forgot stuff I just read like 10 mins ago and then when I go to take the test i get cooked

[twilit matrix]

Im 22 and people expect me to have a house, car, 2 apartments and 6 figure income

[tepid crane]

cooked

[twilit matrix]

You vape by any chance

[limber mesa]

Tbh I feel like I made my own problems
Cooked myself going into calculus BC two weeks late through impulsive decision

[limber mesa]

Nope

[twilit matrix]

Then definitely welcome to the unc club king

[limber mesa]

I’m 17

and also my study habits and lack of care to study prob contribute to my failing grades

[twilit matrix]

I started having memory problems at 13

[limber mesa]

idk if it’s the damn phone

[twilit matrix]

Its everything

[limber mesa]

Well my phone does distract me from my responsibilities

[bold cape]

read more books !!

[viscid echo]

mom was right..its the phone

[bold cape]

it will improve so much

[viscid echo]

Hi mak

[bold cape]

not only your memory

hi toto!!

[simple fable]

Wait

[twilit matrix]

Varies from person to person but worth a try

[simple fable]

So it was all a liev

?

[limber mesa]

I spent 22 hours on my phone in two days to live a life that I don’t actually have irl

I guess

[twilit matrix]

Me personally reading books made me more stupid lowkey

[limber mesa]

Because irl I’m failing my classes and also get cut from sports so it’s a never ending cycle

[minor stump]

Had an f in that after my first semester in college

[limber mesa]

I just wanna avoid it all

and go on my phone ykwim

[twilit matrix]

Biggest mistake in people these days pretending to be something they aren't

[quick pine]

Who tf knows it was the jews for sure tho

[simple fable]

Are u a communist?

[limber mesa]

Yep

[twilit matrix]

Satire

[quick pine]

I took a 4hr nap

[simple fable]

Thank god

[simple fable]

[limber mesa]

I would like to do that, but my brain processes reading as a waste of time

[bold cape]

reading is scientifically proven to help with your cognitive development

[simple fable]

I would avoid sayin that online

[twilit matrix]

Focus on urself, no one will keep you motivated more than you yourself

[limber mesa]

It’s really weird tbh

[simple fable]

My mossad agent had a raise

[limber mesa]

my Brain now associates scrolling as productive and studying as a waste of resource and energy

[viscid echo]

as soon as Martin releases winds of winter

[simple fable]

W mindset

[limber mesa]

because it associates instant gratification with what I should be doing

[viscid echo]

Imma be the first customer

[twilit matrix]

Completely agree but it didn't help me a tiny bit, i got more lazy and unproductive, same thing as a phone but worse

[simple fable]

Fried dopamine theory is actually a reality?

[limber mesa]

and now instead of prioritizing studying or doing homework, my brain now associates scrolling with being the most improtnat thing

[twilit matrix]

Id ditch responsibilities and tell myself sh why don't i just go back to reading books thats also "productive" and will be make smarter

Yeah nawh

[simple fable]

I prioritise israel’s problems before i handle my own

[bold cape]

it sounds like you need some therapy or something 😭

[limber mesa]

which is why when my grades are cooked and I have a test I literally do not study and still scroll and don’t feel guilty for it

[bold cape]

reading is fire

[simple fable]

Yall gotta lock in

[twilit matrix]

Too late for therapy

[limber mesa]

Ngl I need to actually change

[simple fable]

Delete tiktok!

[bold cape]

how old are u?

[twilit matrix]

22

[bold cape]

^

[viscid echo]

maybe you should ditch the social media for a time until you find your balance

[simple fable]

And dont watch reels fooling urself sayin u arent watching tiktok

[bold cape]

dawg you’re dumb asf if you think that’s too late

[simple fable]

Its the same thing

[bold cape]

i’m 20 and just not getting help for myself

[limber mesa]

Tbh I haven’t read a single book since mh English class ended

[gilded crag]

Im the youngest person ever

[bold cape]

you need to prioritize your health 😭

holy

[twilit matrix]

I've tried therapy, almost got taken into idk the modern name for it but asylum

[viscid echo]

Im the second youngest person ever

[limber mesa]

I agree with this 100%

resist temptation

[bold cape]

have you seen a psychiatrist?

[gilded crag]

I read a book recently

[twilit matrix]

Multiple times

[simple fable]

Im 19 so either im turning rich or dyin in a dark alley that stinks like trash and whatever else idk

[bold cape]

so you’ve been diagnosed? have you been medicated?

[limber mesa]

yeah I’d like to but it’s kinda my main form of communication .. tbh I think my parents js need to implement screen time blockers or something bc my lack of self control is actually concerning and I need help 😭

[twilit matrix]

Medications, didn't help whatsoever with the highest doses possible

[limber mesa]

Or self discipline

[twilit matrix]

Check dms mak

[limber mesa]

Ngl I’d probably still a find a way to procrastinate

[acoustic ore]

I miss my nonexistent wifey

[simple fable]

Stop gooning, stop watching tiktok and fast paced literally trash content that ruins ur dopamine, distance urself from social media in general and watch how quickly ur life improves

[bold cape]

no meds will ever help if you do not try to better yourself

[viscid echo]

yep, thats the most important trait one needs in life, and of course it had to be the toughest to achieve 😭

[simple fable]

Word🔥✍🏻

[limber echo]

@bold cape if I need to leave the server I’d like to know now while I’m here

[twilit matrix]

Physically therapy, meds, 140 injections over a course of 2 months

Made me feel like 5% better

[bold cape]

you’ve done nothing twin you’re good wym

[twilit matrix]

Im cookdd

[limber echo]

Idk Ryan has pinged me about this for two days in a row now, I paid him two-three years ago. I don’t control the fact he didn’t take his payment and some random bs happened

[twilit matrix]

Just remember that theres no better motivation than death, do you wanna die being the best version of urself, or the worst

[acoustic ore]

Ryan as in flops?

[twilit matrix]

Strive to being the best version of urselves people

[bold cape]

@hot cipher stop harassing people twin

gonna get muted🙏

like i said, if you’re hurting that bad for $10 send me your paypal and i’ll send it

😭

[limber echo]

I don’t want him to get muted, I don’t want anything to happen to anyone, that’s my whole point behind this

[bold cape]

i get that but i’m not going to allow harassment

you’re good

[twilit matrix]

If he aint taking it send it my way

Thats 4 juicy shawarmas

[bold cape]

fuh no

[twilit matrix]

[gilded crag]

People complain about 67 as if 6 years ago we didnt take sinks out of restrooms and call it a devious lick

[twilit matrix]

Honestly better than 67

Seen some mf steal a dudes concrete stairs and called it a devious lick

[gilded crag]

I have a famous daves apron from a devious lick

[long scarab]

yooo

[twilit matrix]

Also wym 6 years ago

Brother you just made me feel even older than i thought i was

[long scarab]

lol

[gilded crag]

You’re ancient twin

[twilit matrix]

Gonna cry myself to sleep tonight

[twilit matrix]

How old is you btw

[gilded crag]

38

[long scarab]

dammm

[cyan plaza]

[twilit matrix]

Brother you are PREHISTORIC

[hot cipher]

bro u ghosted me for weeks after i told u the gift card u gave was USED, and only you had the code 😭 and later on you literally blocked me

[cyan plaza]

Sir how were the dinosaurs

[bold cape]

it’s been years dawg let. it. go.

[hot cipher]

👍

[long scarab]

lol

[bold cape]

[cyan plaza]

unc

[limber echo]

I still have respect for you and I don’t want to argue or make stuff up, I want to let this go, but if i had to take a guess, I was only like 13-14 at the time, I feel like I would’ve only blocked you out of fear from the accusation

[twilit matrix]

Oh yeah i was born in 19🦕🪐🌌☄️🌑⋆⭐💫

[hot cipher]

nah tbh blocking me made it worse

[vocal python]

EGG

[mellow wind]

i think watching bp edits all day and social isolation makes ppl happier

[long scarab]

lmao

[fast roost]

my name is not meme its pupinia

[crystal wyvern]

Hello chat

[long scarab]

hi

[mellow wind]

would she reject me if I had a perfect 55.78294035mm ramus

[mellow wind]

awooo

[long scarab]

awooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[crystal wyvern]

If water is wet does that mean humans are 65% wet at any given time and can't get dry?

[nova lily]

Boobies

[mellow wind]

fake wolf

im the real wolf

[long scarab]

yea

[mellow wind]

i piss on my door to mark my property

[crystal wyvern]

What name roles are piss yellow

I need yellow for my power to grow

[long scarab]

i marked my teritory in my forest

not in my home

[last ridge]

GG @long scarab, you just advanced to level 11 !

[mellow wind]

2 piss lines perfectly parallel to each other symbolizing the fall of ottoman empire

[long scarab]

art

[mellow wind]

fart ❤️

[long scarab]

dart

[mellow wind]

eat cats

protein

[fast roost]

no

[mellow wind]

protein causes piss to be yellow idk

[crystal wyvern]

|
|
||
|_

[pseudo holly]

Ew

[long scarab]

nhaa

[mellow wind]

acids

[long scarab]

dehydration cause it

[crystal wyvern]

No thats because the balls are yellow and pee is stored (and stained) in the balls

[mellow wind]

protein is some kinda amino acid

[long scarab]

yes

[crystal wyvern]

I sold my grandma for more cats
you stay away from my cats!

[mellow wind]

cause the water to acid ratio is not perfect

[mellow wind]

too late

[long scarab]

but yellowing of piss is caused by lack of water

[mellow wind]

i have 27 lives now

[mellow wind]

yes

as i said

[crystal wyvern]

Well tricks on you i had 2 more

[long scarab]

ohh

[crystal wyvern]

Because i just sold my grandpa... Oh wait you already ate them

[long scarab]

lol

[crystal wyvern]

Dammit

I want my grandparents back!!!

[crystal wyvern]

You refund them RIGHT now

[mellow wind]

call ya grandpa and check if he picks it up

[long scarab]

yes

[dense forum]

hello brotoscopes

[mellow wind]

sorry brotha no refund

[crystal wyvern]

What level is image perms

I have the undying need to spread dank memes

[dense forum]

idk im not chronically online

[jaunty sierra]

🐶

[dense forum]

what is this servereven about

[crystal wyvern]

I am dank memes. I am eternal. I will outlive brainrot +50 years and I will still be going strong. I am dank memes after all

[last ridge]

GG @crystal wyvern, you just advanced to level 3 !

[cyan plaza]

Normie your kind are hated here I learned that the hard way😞

[dense forum]

bro is built like uranium

[cyan plaza]

He just RANKED UP

W's

[crystal wyvern]

Who knows the last time someone posted cyranek memes

[long scarab]

idk

[crystal wyvern]

If people are unaware of his great presence i must post his content very soon

He is the king of dank

[long scarab]

hmm

[crystal wyvern]

Have you heard of the doodle guy dance (battle)

[simple fable]

No way i open chat and the first thing i see issa dude mentionin the doodle guy dance

[crystal wyvern]

Or also known as the groove battle

[crystal wyvern]

Yes i am dank memes i know dank memes

[simple fable]

Pretty straightforward when im in a discord server called “Memeolody”

[crystal wyvern]

Have you heard of cyranek

I think there are new generations here who i must educate about the king of dank

It shall be my mission

I am on a dank crusade

[long scarab]

lmao

[simple fable]

whats the oath of all certified DANK memers

[long scarab]

hello

[simple fable]

Hello wolf

[long scarab]

hi

how are you

[simple fable]

Im doin pretty good

As of now

[long scarab]

nice

[simple fable]

How are u🫵 doing

[tepid crane]

i’m so thirsty

[simple fable]

Me too

Im thirsty for revenge :lonewolfundertree:

[long scarab]

my day is going pretty hectic

lol

[tepid crane]

that’s evil

[simple fable]

I have been treated

In not the nicest way

So yh

👿

[long scarab]

anyone who play chess

[bleak yarrow]

me

[viscid echo]

I used to

[gilded crag]

Im lying

Im 85

[viscid echo]

You're soo young

:3

[gilded crag]

Real

[patent lantern]

Hey Dev

[patent lantern]

Hai Toto

[viscid echo]

Hallo doga :3

[patent lantern]

How are you doing

[viscid echo]

How are you

[patent lantern]

it's 7:22am and I haven't slept at all

[long scarab]

elo?

[crystal wyvern]

Same time brotha. West coast?

[viscid echo]

Tired, there's a fest Tomorrow at the campus and I was in charge for the preparation in my wing, but it's done now :3

[acoustic ore]

Hey Doga 👋

[indigo hare]

just had to fight off a crazy person in order to save a female collegue

[viscid echo]

Is it a day off?

[limber echo]

Hi @tepid crane

[gray pagoda]

i misread this as incest

[gilded crag]

Hiya doga

[gilded crag]

Crazy

[bleak yarrow]

whats that

[edgy compass]

hi @opal edge

[crystal wyvern]

What is it at

900 1200?

[long scarab]

it is used to measure skill level of player in chess

its rating

[cyan jackal]

I was asleep

[gilded crag]

@patent lantern

[patent lantern]

Yessirr

[gilded crag]

@patent lantern

@patent lantern

[crystal wyvern]

Im in WA

[gilded crag]

@patent lantern

[patent lantern]

Ohhhh nice

@gilded crag

@gilded crag

[long scarab]

nice

[gilded crag]

Hello

[patent lantern]

@gilded crag

@gilded crag

[long scarab]

wth

[patent lantern]

@gilded crag

[gilded crag]

Hello

[patent lantern]

Nope! I work later

[gilded crag]

Hello

[patent lantern]

Hi!

[gilded crag]

Hello

[patent lantern]

Hi!

[patent lantern]

Hi!

[long scarab]

wtf

[gilded crag]

Hello

[patent lantern]

Hi!

[long scarab]

hello

[patent lantern]

Hi!

[long scarab]

hi

[gilded crag]

Hru doga

[viscid echo]

Get some sleep in if you can

[patent lantern]

Fkuegskfoyejsorksufksiwjsu I gotta work tonight and I haven't slept at all

[gilded crag]

Yea you need to sleep st some point

[patent lantern]

Hru Dev

[quick pine]

Its holi Tommorow

[gilded crag]

What time do you work

[gilded crag]

Whats that

[quick pine]

Im gonna be pink again

[viscid echo]

What have u planned?

[long scarab]

huh

[patent lantern]

I can't nap 😭 physically unable to idk why

[gilded crag]

Im good im at the dentist then im gonna get some food snd do my exam so the rest of the dsy is free

[patent lantern]

6-10 only

[quick pine]

Its an indian festival where u play with colours

[gilded crag]

Melatonin

Also eat something

[long scarab]

yea

[gilded crag]

Its so kuch easier to sleep when your stomach isnt empty

[patent lantern]

Ahh nice nice

[gilded crag]

Its hard to sleep when ur hungru

[long scarab]

yes

[gilded crag]

Ooo that sounds fun

[patent lantern]

Don't have any plus mom won't let me

[quick pine]

Tbh i know i cant deny my friends so yeah

[long scarab]

its a crazy festival

[gilded crag]

Booo then eat sometjing with natural melatonin

[patent lantern]

Even though I've asked her cus I have a lot of issues falling asleep at night

[quick pine]

It really is

[long scarab]

people have so much fun

[viscid echo]

Happens to me too, especially the night before an important test

[patent lantern]

yessir

[patent lantern]

Like kiwi?

[acoustic ore]

Combat Evolved

[patent lantern]

Hey Josh 👋

[gilded crag]

Ir cherriee, walnuts, pistachios, grapes

[patent lantern]

Ahh

[viscid echo]

Bro, we've stacked colors and balloons like crazy, the juniors getting it Tommorow gahdamn

[long scarab]

any good series to watch

[acoustic ore]

Eat

[gilded crag]

Although i dont recommend grapes purely because i dont like them

[patent lantern]

[patent lantern]

I love grapes but we don't got any

[gilded crag]

Booo grapes

[acoustic ore]

Also love the new pfp

[acoustic ore]

Hey now

I like grapes

[patent lantern]

I will I will, I never eat breakfast but I'll eat lunch

[gilded crag]

Im allergic therefore i dont like them

[viscid echo]

The green ones or the black ones

[patent lantern]

Smh

[gilded crag]

Any of them

[quick pine]

All i have is a rajnigandha tin box filled with pakka rang

[patent lantern]

Ah

[gilded crag]

I cant eat them

[patent lantern]

Thank you :D hru doing

[patent lantern]

That's sad

[acoustic ore]

Yeah I barely eat breakfast anymore either. But Im gonna make a greatest burrito for lunch if I can

[acoustic ore]

Ohhh

[gilded crag]

Meh

[acoustic ore]

I didn’t know you could get allergic to grapes

[viscid echo]

Bro 💀 not the pakka rang
I really wanted to play the flower holi at barsana this year 💔🥀

[gilded crag]

I cant control that

[halcyon lake]

hi

[patent lantern]

Oooo yummy

[patent lantern]

[gilded crag]

Im hungry

[long scarab]

sadly my exams are going on

[patent lantern]

Heya Quiet hru doin

[patent lantern]

Same

[quick pine]

We do use gulal too but mostly pakka rang loolll

[long scarab]

yes

[halcyon lake]

all g here happy af wby

[gilded crag]

And the crowd goes mid i had no cavities but the crowd goes mid because thats expected, hygeine isnt hard

[viscid echo]

Well that ain't coming off anytime soon, either ways it's gonna be fun

I can feel it in my bones

[long scarab]

yes

[gilded crag]

Doga wanna see the coffee i got yesterday

[long scarab]

i am gona make my frieds cry tmrw

[gilded crag]

Too bad

Im probably gonna get another one today once my sister is done so i can take us home

[quick pine]

Il ill stay pink as shi for the whole month

😭😭😭😭

[long scarab]

lol

[gilded crag]

You should choose orange

Yellow is my signature color but orange is my favorite

[bleak yarrow]

oh yeah that i have 2000

[long scarab]

it depends on people

[jaunty sierra]

Coffee ☕

[quick pine]

Its not like i can choose 😭😭

[patent lantern]

Yes

[gilded crag]

🤝 me too

[long scarab]

wtf

[quick pine]

They will apply wtv colour

[long scarab]

impossible

[quick pine]

They see

[bleak yarrow]

twin

[patent lantern]

Oooo dutch bros, what kinda coffee did you get?

[long scarab]

i have 600 elo

[quick pine]

It gets really messy

[bleak yarrow]

yeah ur a little sapling

[gilded crag]

Twinchacho

[bleak yarrow]

dw ur gonna get to our level

[patent lantern]

Good to hear! I'm ok thanks

[gilded crag]

It took me 8 years

[long scarab]

i am just 15

[bleak yarrow]

took me 8 months, were not the same

[patent lantern]

[gilded crag]

Gah dayum

[bleak yarrow]

oh im 16

I guess we got a prodigy among us

[halcyon lake]

twins

[long scarab]

i think so

[gilded crag]

Double chocolate iced mocha

[patent lantern]

Oooooooo yummy

I want one now

[bleak yarrow]

did you rmember to get a drizzle of lababu in it too?

[gilded crag]

Is it leyla or layla cause ive seen both

[bleak yarrow]

its both

it changes depneding on my mood

[gilded crag]

I see

[long scarab]

huh

[gilded crag]

Fair enough tbh

[patent lantern]

Alr, Imma go like, idk, make coffee, laters

[gilded crag]

No

[patent lantern]

[halcyon lake]

Devstappen

[gilded crag]

No coffee before you sleep?

[bleak yarrow]

sad

[long scarab]

yes

[patent lantern]

fine I'll make tea

[gilded crag]

I just wanted coffee

[gilded crag]

No caffeine doga

[gilded crag]

Eat something

[patent lantern]

Herbal tea!

[long scarab]

lol

tea

[patent lantern]

It's too earlyyyy

[halcyon lake]

but then its impossible to sleep?

[gilded crag]

Just be sure to actually sleep

[patent lantern]

I'll try

[gilded crag]

You havent slept and ir hungry, itll help you sleep on a non empty stomach

[long scarab]

anyone who drink monster

[halcyon lake]

doga what time is it for u

[gilded crag]

7:38 am

[long scarab]

lol

[gilded crag]

I do coffee not energy drinks

[edgy lark]

My travel diet is killing me rn

[halcyon lake]

me

[halcyon lake]

8:38pm here

[long scarab]

but if i am going to gym i ussualy drink a energy drink

[edgy lark]

The toilet smells like expired slim jims

[gilded crag]

Does that imply fast food

[gilded crag]

I remember

[long scarab]

hmm

[edgy lark]

High fiber high protein to be able to last longer periods without food

[halcyon lake]

ty

[long scarab]

wtf

[gilded crag]

Thats fair

[long scarab]

yea

[gilded crag]

I see, most people i know just eat fast food while they are traveling

[halcyon lake]

Im sooo broke rn

bored*

[edgy lark]

I avoid fast food for health purposes and because it makes me nauseous

[gilded crag]

Fair enough

[halcyon lake]

i eat kfc

its healthy fast food

[gilded crag]

I like the famous bowl

And their fries

[long scarab]

yummy

[gilded crag]

If im going out tho i usually get a wendys chili

[halcyon lake]

i like the fried chicken

and she burgers

im filled with pizza

im actually 70% pizza rn

[long scarab]

hmm

[oblique nexus]

[willow topaz]

I want to have a baby

[oblique nexus]

Happy for you

[willow topaz]

I have baby fever now

[oblique nexus]

Or not, depending how you feel about it

[dapper river]

KFC is shit’

[willow matrix]

@gilded crag vikings heavy landing spot for kyler murray

[edgy lark]

Labib can I mpreg you

[dapper river]

They’re so cute but I don’t want to be in labor

[willow topaz]

That’s so real

[dapper river]

Wish there was other ways to have a baby than having a surrogate

[willow topaz]

My niece is so stinking cute bro, she’s gonna be 3 months this month

I just love her sm, she’s so baby

[dapper river]

Like if period cramps are this painful then I don’t want anything coming out of my vagina brp

No thank you

And the complications are crazy

[dapper river]

UGH my aunts baby is so fricking cute

[halcyon lake]

im soo back

[viscid echo]

Nitro haver irl

[oblique nexus]

Fuck

It's too early in the year for me to be working weeks on end

[jaunty sierra]

Baby

[woeful topaz]

His weight was increasing

[bold cape]

imagine a baby throwing up on you

[halcyon lake]

lol

[bold cape]

imagine a baby screaming on a 30min car ride home

the entire time

[halcyon lake]

he is my professor irl 😂

[half gyro]

who this mf

[woeful topaz]

Peak.

[woeful topaz]

He started green tea on advice

[halcyon lake]

my professor 😀

[half gyro]

Oh lol

he seems cute

[halcyon lake]

i think just for fun

kanye

how can you translate it

this isn't Arabic

[dapper river]

Yeah it can get annoying but we all have done that once atleast as babies so

[south valve]

so you dont think the rest of the time?

[tepid crane]

damn

[tepid crane]

hihi

[gilded crag]

I dont blame them, aint no one want nine

[tepid crane]

alien

[tepid crane]

DO NOT

[halcyon lake]

i only think money

[gilded crag]

https://giphy.com/gifs/glorp-my-beloved-i-love-F3a9U395AXlpHfk7yf

[halcyon lake]

shit'

[willow topaz]

Okay nevermind

[gilded crag]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-glorpshit-glorp-alien-cat-absolute-glorpshit-gif-18306938658275033915

[halcyon lake]

gold went down 😭

[tepid crane]

HABIBI KANYE

[willow topaz]

BUT SHES SO BABY

I WANT ONE

I don’t need one but

Like

[bold cape]

NAH

trust

[gilded crag]

You can have scout she basically one

[tepid crane]

or them taking a poo and it dripping out their diaper onto you

[bold cape]

do not get pregnant

[dapper river]

Uuhhhjioppppm this headache is KILLING me

[scenic eagle]

pets for sale hell yah

[bold cape]

and look at the state of the world rn

[willow topaz]

Okay okay true

[south valve]

make up your mind do you think for fun or money

[halcyon lake]

damn

[gilded crag]

@willow topaz do you work today

[willow topaz]

@gilded crag I’ll take scout

[dapper river]

God….how many times have i changed diapers and this happening exactly?

[tepid crane]

exactly

[dapper river]

Yeah that’s definitely annoying

[willow topaz]

Yes, @ 4:30

[gilded crag]

Boooo

[tepid crane]

too real

[gilded crag]

Ill just do hw until you get home

[bold cape]

shortyyyy i’m off early today

[bold cape]

pmo

[gilded crag]

That means you can join us 😃

[halcyon lake]

what?

[gilded crag]

Idk in what but im making shorty vc

Later

[bold cape]

when fortttyy

[gilded crag]

When i move out 🤞 ill have you know im abysmal dogshit st shooter games

[willow topaz]

I get off around 7:30 ish

So

[bold cape]

it’s ok me too

[halcyon lake]

I just realized I haven't cut my hair its been 3 or 4 months now ig

[gilded crag]

Ill do my exam i was supposed to do yesterday and finish up my hw before then

[willow topaz]

Okieeee

[gilded crag]

I got coffee this morning after the dentist

Although i went to bigfoot java this time

And

[half geyser]

My heart

[gilded crag]

I decided to be noce and let my sister drive since she got no cavities

Shes gonna crash the truck

[cyan jackal]

Im not green enough, thats all

[viscid echo]

What if she's also a devstappen

[viscid echo]

Hi duck

[gilded crag]

That would be relieving because im an amazing driver

[fringe basalt]

it’s bullshitt if you ask me

[indigo hare]

she is safe and so am i, got her an uber home so she was safe

[acoustic plaza]

dude get over to memes

[cyan jackal]

Helloo

[long scarab]

hey

[bleak yarrow]

my chopeed ahh hb core

[long scarab]

want to play chess

[bleak yarrow]

oh btw i was lying

the only prodgy i am is in lying

[bleak yarrow]

i do pkay chess

but i am not good by any means

[long scarab]

ok

same

[bleak yarrow]

its a cultural thing rather than a

[long scarab]

my elo is pretty low

?

[bleak yarrow]

"ooh chess yeah im gonna come mmmh i have an elo ah~!"

[long scarab]

huh?

[bleak yarrow]

huh

[bleak yarrow]

nevermind buddy

[long scarab]

ok

[bleak yarrow]

🤦‍♀️

[magic ridge]

this should be pinned

[copper crescent]

Ban people

[bleak yarrow]

why

[normal idol]

No

[long scarab]

exactly

[magic ridge]

because funny

[magic ridge]

YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN THIS

[long scarab]

i cant understand this

[bleak yarrow]

bende para cok cok var

[copper crescent]

Hi im new here

[magic ridge]

Hi im new here

[bleak yarrow]

BUTUN KIZLAR BENDE VAR

[bronze marsh]

Ok

[bleak yarrow]

BENDE PARA COK COK VR

[magic ridge]

i'm rip van winkle

[normal idol]

I'm removing rain from Jordan

[copper crescent]

var var var var var var

Kms

[acoustic plaza]

hi I'm new here

[bronze marsh]

Yarak

Pipi

[long scarab]

nice

[copper crescent]

YARRRRRAKKK

[magic ridge]

NOOOOO

[bronze marsh]

🤤

[bleak yarrow]

BURNUMBDA HEP TOPLAR VAR

[copper crescent]

Slur

[bleak yarrow]

VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VARRR

[scenic eagle]

lets leak goverment fileds

[bleak yarrow]

TAMPONU YERI BASTIRDIM

[oblique nexus]

[bleak yarrow]

HEMEN TESISAT YAPTIRDIM

[magic ridge]

MODS BAN @normal idol HE REMOVED RAIN FROM JORDAN
IT IS GOING TO BE OUR FIRST SOURCE OF WATER

[bronze marsh]

Ok stop

[bleak yarrow]

🙁

loser

[oblique nexus]

Imagine the baby turns out anything like me

[copper crescent]

Millions must die

[bronze marsh]

@normal idol you will be promoted to moderator

[magic ridge]

[oblique nexus]

It was promised to him 1000 years ago

[normal idol]

7000$ sent to your bank account

[bronze marsh]

Now he gets it

[magic ridge]

3000*

[long scarab]

warrrrrrr

[scenic eagle]

gold coin enters chat