general

[willow frigate]

it always helps

[cyan jackal]

Its all your fault too you know that

[lone igloo]

King von

[full ravine]

Yes of course grandpa just make sure not to spill any of your meds as you drink

[cyan jackal]

Its 1:46 i dont wanna make any

[heady viper]

dude
why you send me friend request

[willow frigate]

😞

[vital vector]

Look in my profile then Mutual servers

[willow frigate]

razza frazza 😒

[vital vector]

Idk

[lone igloo]

Probs scam

[heady viper]

wha

[cyan jackal]

And my headaches coming back

[willow frigate]

gotta sleep smh

[minor stump]

YALL WTF APPARENTLY PAUL MFING MCARTNEY IS IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

[vital vector]

Idk

[cyan jackal]

I am soon

[lone igloo]

And now…. And then…

[last ridge]

GG @lone igloo, you just advanced to level 7 !

[paper summit]

Can anyone suggest me a game.

[last ridge]

GG @paper summit, you just advanced to level 2 !

[willow frigate]

this is me glazing aoi todo as a non sorcerer when im an old man

https://klipy.com/gifs/thats-why-hes-the-goat

[heady viper]

jerry

[vital vector]

Just say what the Fuck' or Motherfucker'

[lone igloo]

Db sparking zero

[full ravine]

Justified

[minor stump]

Too much workkkk

[chilly hare]

No

[lone igloo]

Mother ducker

[paper summit]

no

[minor stump]

Also neither would work for the sentence

[paper summit]

I am respect Db but no

[warm summit]

youre blonde in general plus you like sabrina carpenter so youre a friend to me anyways

[paper summit]

More like a popular game and PC and doesnt take a lot of space

[lone igloo]

Mc?

[paper summit]

Have already

[full ravine]

last night you were one

[fleet creek]

What the duck?

[lone igloo]

Silk song?

[heady viper]

duck

[tepid crane]

sigh

[full ravine]

Dude why are there a random influx of kids

[vital vector]

What the Duck doin

[full ravine]

I hate it

[full ravine]

Hi shawty

[cyan jackal]

Hi shawty

[tepid crane]

duck duck goose

[paper summit]

Costs money I think?

[tepid crane]

hi twin

[full ravine]

Hru gang

[fleet creek]

I want Macdonalds

[lone igloo]

Yes, but they r reasonably priced

[tepid crane]

hi gorgeous

[vital vector]

Duck Duck Osama bin laden

[heady viper]

what

[cyan jackal]

Isnt it like 3 for you

[tepid crane]

i’m okay just hot as buns cuz they haven’t turned off the heat in this building

[lone igloo]

Woaah, be careful there ducky

[full ravine]

It's 11am rn

[fleet creek]

Wait..ducks can talk?

[full ravine]

Slow cooking you

[tepid crane]

it’s almost 5 am!

[vital vector]

Quack

[paper summit]

I am broke

[crimson oak]

You should go sleep

[heady viper]

it want some baguettes

[tepid crane]

grrrr

[cyan jackal]

Oh dear 😭

[crimson oak]

You should also go sleep

[full ravine]

You should go to bed gang

[vital vector]

Quack

[lone igloo]

Get moné

[fleet creek]

Few, I thought you actually talked for a sec

[full ravine]

Dude am not pm, it's almost noon

[heady viper]

near 5:00 pm

[tepid crane]

i was asleep before this tho, i woke up to hydrate

[cyan jackal]

Ahh, valid

[paper summit]

I can but I can't

[tepid crane]

i will go back

[vital vector]

Quack

[lone igloo]

Life sucks isnt lol

[tepid crane]

i willl

[crimson oak]

Oh I thought you said 1 my bad gng

[fleet creek]

HUH?????? GUYS THIS DUCK CAN TALK AND NOT THAT NICELY

[tepid crane]

i keep thinking about the baby monkey that gets bullied

[full ravine]

No like rn

[full ravine]

Fair enough

[tepid crane]

shut up you

[paper summit]

Yes

[full ravine]

I'm gonna meet the girl from uni today

[paper summit]

u got any other suggestions?

[heady viper]

it need some baguettes to be calm down
btw he is duck country's president

[cyan jackal]

I was looking through your playlists, you know ball

Hella ball

[vital vector]

Quack (look at the text again)

[lone igloo]

Mobile games? Like clash royale?

[paper summit]

Nah I got a gaming laptop soo

[fleet creek]

...

[paper summit]

idk what game to play

[fleet creek]

I THINK IM

Im

[heady viper]

war thunder

[fleet creek]

AM I

[heady viper]

are sponge

hehehaw

[vital vector]

No one will believe you

[paper summit]

Its good? doesn't take huge space?

Like 50gb

[fleet creek]

AM I HAVING Hallucinations

[heady viper]

oh
so you don't probably know it

[heady viper]

yes

[fleet creek]

GUYS I SWEAR THE DUCK JUST TALKED

[tepid crane]

we should be friends on spotify

[paper summit]

I heard advertisements in youtube videos

[tepid crane]

yooooo!!!

[fleet creek]

DYING

[paper summit]

creators talking about it

but I dont have space

[heady viper]

so

[full ravine]

Hmu on Spotify Messages

[heady viper]

uh

idk

[vital vector]

No...one...will...believe..........you

[heady viper]

i love my duck

my duck is speaking

[full ravine]

Using all my critical thinking I saw her holding a certain drink in a video once so I assume she likes that drink so I'm going to buy her one

[tepid crane]

i text my baby sister on there

[full ravine]

Ryan sent me slurs on it that's how I found out it even existed

[chilly hare]

My hair is a very dark brown

[vague kite]

that's a thing???

[tepid crane]

how romantic

[chilly hare]

I could try and deny it but that’s how losers think

[warm summit]

oh shit’ you’re right

[full ravine]

Unfortunately 😭😭😭

[tepid crane]

we know

[chilly hare]

Oh you know

[indigo hare]

ye

[tepid crane]

oh my

[chilly hare]

???? Fym oh shi

[vital vector]

🇷🇸

[warm summit]

i forgot i had you on the gram son

[tepid crane]

unfortunately

[full ravine]

Yelled out Sabrina carpenter lyrics all night

[indigo hare]

anyone remember 2020 and lockdown?

[full ravine]

She sent me a bunch of cat pics and videos

[chilly hare]

???

[chilly hare]

I should start posting again

Become an influencer

[tepid crane]

psssss

[chilly hare]

I could be clav 2.0 onc

[tepid crane]

i meant fortunately mb

[chilly hare]

Wrong I was listening to persona osts

[vital vector]

I could be Jeffrey Dahmer

[chilly hare]

Good

[warm summit]

i can officially call you twin in public now

[full ravine]

She sent me a minute video of her meowing so realistically at a street cat it actually fooled me until she told me it was her doing it not the cat

[chilly hare]

Bro

[chilly hare]

Every time I clip Dale I have persona in the background

[tepid crane]

i’ll smack you

[full ravine]

I'll disturb your peace tonight just hmu

[warm summit]

dm me one rn

[chilly hare]

You can definitely try

[tepid crane]

and i will succeed

[heady viper]

car

[tepid crane]

that’s adorable

[full ravine]

I would pay for a video of shawty bitch' slapping donut

[warm summit]

tf going on in egypt

[tepid crane]

i’ll give it to you for free

[full ravine]

Dude we spent a hour talking about our mutual love for meowing at street cats

[tepid crane]

it’s meant to be

[warm summit]

insert the jonah hill i guess bro gif

[full ravine]

Printing out each frame of the slap and hanging them all on my wall

Making a stop motion using printed paper

[chilly hare]

You probably won’t

[chilly hare]

Yoooooo

[tepid crane]

i definitely will

[chilly hare]

Nuh uh

[tepid crane]

ayyyy

[fleet creek]

SEE?? HE TALKED AGAIN

[tepid crane]

argue with a wall

[chilly hare]

I am

[warm summit]

does he pray with you?

mashallah

[tepid crane]

bitch!

[full ravine]

She's a old grumpy 10 yearold cat, mf is ancient

Her name is UnIronically puss y

My aunt named her 10 years ago 😭

[fleet creek]

WITH THE WALL I BUILT???? DONT YOU DARE ARGUE WITH HIM

HIS MY BABY

[chilly hare]

Sorry

[full ravine]

How old are you

[fleet creek]

Im 1000007 yo

Bob the builder never dies

[full ravine]

Are you under 13

[fleet creek]

No

[full ravine]

Sure you are buddy

[fleet creek]

No like im actually not under 13😭 LOL

[tepid crane]

we will

[half gyro]

good morning

[fleet creek]

NO YOU WONT

[half gyro]

[tepid crane]

where’s the i’m in the i’m sorry

[half gyro]

hi shawty

[lone igloo]

Top of mornin

[lone igloo]

Gah dayum

[fleet creek]

AND I BUILT THE PAN<:

Its a teamwork

[tepid crane]

hi ale wsggg

[chilly hare]

You just had a career ending cortisol spike don’t even bother

[lone igloo]

21 savage fans huh?

[half gyro]

hii i just woke up and im hungry

hbu???

[vague kite]

yo

[half gyro]

hiii

[tepid crane]

????

[indigo hare]

hey jess hows it goin

[tepid crane]

you should eat something!! i woke up to hydrate 😻

[tepid crane]

hi lizzie

[indigo hare]

hey shawty

[half gyro]

yesssss

[half gyro]

TOMA HI

[indigo hare]

.

hehe

ahhh shit'

[dull vessel]

HII ALE HRY 🥺

[half gyro]

hiii im really good, hbu?? can you play fortnite today??

[dull vessel]

yayy!! yes I can play 😋

[half gyro]

YAYY

[dull vessel]

I'm rlly good too!

I js woke up

I'm half asleep rn

😭😭

[half gyro]

glad to hear that

same

[dull vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/tate-mcrae-sad-bored-annoyed-gif-27152428

[indigo hare]

good morning @dull vessel

[dull vessel]

good mornings

[indigo hare]

have a good day

[dull vessel]

u too 💜

[indigo hare]

thanks (its 8:17 pm for me lol)

[dull vessel]

oh wow

[indigo hare]

time zones........

i am drinking rn

[lone igloo]

Milkshake?

[indigo hare]

vodka redbull

[elfin bridge]

Hi

[chilly hare]

Hecking foid…

[lone igloo]

Outta pocket man

[jolly field]

whats goodie my gang

[lone igloo]

Nm wbu

[jolly field]

you are not my gang

[lone igloo]

Aw man

Yo liz, u still there?

[tepid crane]

wsggg

[tepid crane]

i hate you

[tepid crane]

do u have motion

[jolly field]

just a little

[tepid crane]

a little goes a long way

[jolly field]

dont i know it

do you got motion?

[heady viper]

e

[weak delta]

I lowkey got the tuffest role color frr

[jolly field]

sure

[heady viper]

[chilly hare]

Oh?

[jolly field]

imo the tuffest role is meme master

nice dark red

[twilit panther]

Nah

Red piss

[surreal obsidian]

We all hate you

[jolly field]

piss' is supposed to be red

[twilit panther]

Yes

Sometime green or blue

[lone igloo]

Cranberry juice

Helps

[jolly field]

though honestly my only goal rn is to get orange role

so i can get stream perms in something other than the epic vc

and im RIGHT on the edge of it

i can feel it

[elfin gale]

Good morning everyone

[lone igloo]

Yoo

[chilly hare]

Truuuue

[heady viper]

fnaf?

[jolly field]

grah

[crimson oak]

Thats not true

[surreal cloud]

E

[crimson oak]

E

[surreal obsidian]

Be quiet now

[crimson oak]

Who were you again?

[fringe basalt]

it is bro

[jolly field]

E

[last ridge]

GG @jolly field, you just advanced to level 20 !

[crimson oak]

Its not Scottish man

[jolly field]

AHA

YES

[chilly hare]

Shut the hell up

[lone igloo]

Springtrap

[elfin gale]

Maybe

[elfin gale]

Hru

[heady viper]

yay

[lone igloo]

Good, wbu fox?

[elfin gale]

Sameee

[lone igloo]

Freddy fazebear or chika?

[elfin gale]

[lone igloo]

U still lurkin in the pirate’s cove?

[tepid crane]

i lied

[jolly field]

Look at my spiffy new role

[obtuse crypt]

Hi

[jolly field]

I prefer pink but this will do

[obtuse crypt]

Im hungry

[jolly field]

Have you tried eating?

[obtuse crypt]

Boobs

Yea

I did eat

[jolly field]

Agreed

[jolly field]

Eat more?

[obtuse crypt]

No???

I cant

[jolly field]

Silly

[obtuse crypt]

Im on a caloric deficit

[jolly field]

Oof

Same

[vague kite]

mogging

[jolly field]

I can't even post my own cat to out mog you

[obtuse crypt]

Why

[jolly field]

This is bullshit'

[jolly field]

Cause I'm fay

[obtuse crypt]

My car is so fkn dumb

[jolly field]

*fat

[obtuse crypt]

Oh i thought you wanted to say gay

[obtuse crypt]

Same

Im a bigback

[jolly field]

What do if can't send images in report tickets

[vague kite]

dm vro

[cunning plover]

just give up

let the ticket die

[jolly field]

I considered crying actually

[cunning plover]

not a bad idea also

[jolly field]

What language is on your profile

[cunning plover]

estonian

[jolly field]

Ohhh I was way off

I was thinking Norwegian

[cunning plover]

you missed the target by a whole bunch 😭😭

[jolly field]

Mitte is a Swedish word but I didn't recognize the rest of the sentence

So I made the next guess

[chilly hare]

Only time I trust a foid is when she tells me I look good anyhow

[jolly field]

Goated for that

[tame burrow]

[last ridge]

GG @tame burrow, you just advanced to level 2 !

[jolly field]

[cunning plover]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fire-hold-up-gif-15400153686296022809

[fringe basalt]

gets on top of you say that again.

[chilly hare]

Shut the hell up. I say as I restrain both of your hands with mine, holding them tightly

[jolly field]

Damn how do I get this treatment

[quasi prairie]

Haii everyone

[minor stump]

Uhhh uhhh ummm idk

[minor stump]

Howdy

[quasi prairie]

Good hbu?

[jolly field]

Keep talking boy

[minor stump]

I’m alright

[quasi prairie]

Wth is this server

[jolly field]

Best not to ask

[cunning plover]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-kenny-dancing-gif-8070040414541525781

[dim pasture]

yooooooooooo

[surreal obsidian]

are we ready to bomb south sudan

[weary obsidian]

what the hell?

[half gyro]

lol

[jolly field]

Do you wanna go geocaching

[minor stump]

Yes as long as I find a brick and leave a brick

[jolly field]

Sounds like a plan

Then we get popeyes

[minor stump]

Brick

I have to carry brick into Popeyes now Awh man

[brisk knoll]

Even catboys need attention bri

[minor stump]

Are Catboys trains?

[sour vigil]

First shii I see

[indigo hare]

Not much, hbu ?

[jolly field]

I'll carry brick

It'll have to be after Saturday though

[minor stump]

Hmmm okay

[jolly field]

Not boutta miss Megadeths final tour

No sir

[vague kite]

Bruh

[open trench]

My kinda evening

Wait ive literally done that to my wife

[willow topaz]

Hi

[toxic terrace]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lalala-i-cant-hear-you

[jaunty sierra]

🤤 energy drink

[obsidian bear]

Hi

Mosher

[vague kite]

If one of you guys messaged me about buying feet pics on insta I stg I'm going to send a glitter envelope to your house

[lone igloo]

Wat

[half gyro]

mango tho

[weary obsidian]

[lone igloo]

Lucazade

[vague kite]

It happened

Avain

Again

Like broooo

[lone igloo]

Then block dem fools

[glad oak]

CHATTTTTT

[half gyro]

what

[half gyro]

hey

[lone igloo]

An Energy drink brand

[glad oak]

anything but get a job bro

[lone igloo]

I came , I saw and praised the lord

[viscid echo]

Y'all gay

[lone igloo]

Wat

[quick pine]

Guess he loves his grandmother

Hats of to u if u get the reference

26hr screentime everyday ahh reference

[lone igloo]

Toto africa?

[glad oak]

[tame burrow]

[amber halo]

freddy fazballs

ooow ooooow

[glad oak]

anything for the exp

[lone loom]

she friendzoned me rn

damn

[toxic terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135335161014263828/1177713944652173442/image.gif

[glad oak]

@glossy cradle

[lone igloo]

ye's new album cover

[lone igloo]

what da cat doin

[glossy cradle]

hallo

[glossy cradle]

love seeing this first thing when i get on discord

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356730684957396992/1470880045689078032/attachment-1.gif

[pastel crescent]

mom

[willow topaz]

I feel nervous

[glossy cradle]

why

[pastel crescent]

dont be

[willow topaz]

Event day

!!!!

[lone igloo]

pearl harbour

[pastel crescent]

bay harbour

[glossy cradle]

oh yeah

[halcyon lake]

hi dell

[lone igloo]

d-day

[halcyon lake]

brb

[pastel crescent]

/ban

!ban

,ban

[glossy cradle]

hallo

[pastel crescent]

hi

[lone igloo]

this feels like de ja vu

[pastel crescent]

shut up

inner peace

[lone igloo]

self-reliazation

[pastel crescent]

realization*

inner peace

[lone igloo]

who am i?

[pastel crescent]

yahu

[glad oak]

what this even mean 😂

[pastel crescent]

whys bro

self reacting

[willow topaz]

There’s an event today

[fringe basalt]

why are we letting north sudan win

[glad oak]

what event

[lone igloo]

ok

[willow topaz]

Jeopardy

[pastel crescent]

i like your pfp

[fringe basalt]

give me 5 grand cash and it’s yours

[pastel crescent]

no

[lone igloo]

i will take it for free

[pastel crescent]

i remember the good days when i was mod

and i could mute anyone

[pastel crescent]

i wanna mute this dude

[fringe basalt]

ur worse than hitler

[lone igloo]

tru

[pastel crescent]

i wanna mute you too

i wanna mute myself

[lone igloo]

josh how ur doin?

[willow topaz]

@toxic terrace

[toxic terrace]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lalala-i-cant-hear-you

[willow topaz]

Hiiiiii

[willow topaz]

Stream

[lone igloo]

how is it like to be a mod?

[willow topaz]

Pweeeese

[toxic terrace]

sure

[willow topaz]

Yay!

[quick pine]

You will almost never see a woman feeling single on valentine's

"ALMOST"

[quick pine]

@glad oak That link is not allowed.

[glad oak]

[quick pine]

No wonder why males are monsters these days

Like them dudes be doing anything

[wary skiff]

I'm in a sticky situation

There's this girl from uni who's into me
But I'm into her bestfriend..
And her bestfriend has a boyfriend 💀

[heavy pulsar]

leave the uni

[viscid echo]

dropout

and become a drug dealer

[heavy pulsar]

exactly

[vivid jasper]

@heavy pulsar

[heavy pulsar]

no

[vivid jasper]

bruh what

who tf answers no

im from the mafia

🔫 🤫

[heavy pulsar]

k

[vivid jasper]

🤫

u know somalia

?

im a pirate

[heavy pulsar]

yeee haww

wait

nvm

[vivid jasper]

🤫

u dont rat on me right ?

[heavy pulsar]

no no trust

i wont

[vivid jasper]

i robbed ships

[bold cape]

good morning

[heavy pulsar]

ban @vivid jasper

for piracy

[vivid jasper]

bruh what

[bold cape]

lmfao

[vivid jasper]

ur a rat

[heavy pulsar]

LMAO

[glossy cradle]

hoodmorning #blackedoutlikeaphantom

[vivid jasper]

this is literally the only way i can survive bro

[willow topaz]

@bronze marsh

[summer reef]

shut up

[vivid jasper]

by getting into ur american and european ships

[wary skiff]

Damn. 💀

[vivid jasper]

and getting goods

[willow topaz]

5 am

[glossy cradle]

okay sorry

[heavy pulsar]

no deadass, u aint paying attention to ur course anyway

just leave

[summer reef]

good boyyy

[vivid jasper]

bro like i robbed some time with a group

a un ship

[glossy cradle]

stupid foid

you really thought id say that

[bold cape]

me when i lie

[summer reef]

idk if i want to go to uni or not im too old

[vivid jasper]

bro they literally had dildos in there

the UN ship

[glossy cradle]

tf u would do in uni

[wary skiff]

🤤

[vivid jasper]

im not joking

[heavy pulsar]

[bold cape]

bro is not robbing ships and using discord

[summer reef]

get drunk

[vivid jasper]

want pic?

[wary skiff]

She asked me out 3 times bro I feel weird rejecting

[glossy cradle]

go to a pub if u really want to

[summer reef]

@late kestrel does this all the time

[glossy cradle]

why spend 40k to get drunk

[summer reef]

i love you somalian pirate uncle

[summer reef]

because i hate myself

[glossy cradle]

cool

[vivid jasper]

shut up rat

[last ridge]

GG @vivid jasper, you just advanced to level 8 !

[sharp jungle]

You could get a really good car for that price

[heavy pulsar]

i lwk dont like u

[fringe basalt]

player 456, please suck on my balls

[sharp jungle]

Hi Josh

[late kestrel]

Wahow you got the wrooooong person.... You should go after @sterile arrow

[summer reef]

hi!!

[vivid jasper]

have u always been a rat ?

or is this a new thing

[glossy cradle]

who

[heavy pulsar]

its a new thing

[vivid jasper]

cuz i dont like rats bro

they're police

[heavy pulsar]

ykw ive always been a rat

[vivid jasper]

and in somalia the police bribe

[summer reef]

do you not live in a boat in the indian ocean?

[vivid jasper]

police bribe bro

so rat u steal money from person basically

[late kestrel]

@sterile arrow is my Somali uncle he does it all the time

[heavy pulsar]

nah but i'll steal some from u

[fringe basalt]

evil laugh hello

[bold cape]

@vivid jasper can you steal and send me stuff

[jovial pike]

unfortunately

[summer reef]

your mouth really needs filling...

[jovial pike]

it's iftaar time why are you not in the kitchen

[summer reef]

w clorox

[late kestrel]

Hell yeah

[vivid jasper]

yeah bro

i will give u chinese shoes

yesterday there was wool shoe

[bold cape]

uhhh yeah okay

[wary skiff]

Nah dawg I'm doin well in uni, graduating next year too
It is a distraction in my daily life tho to deal with relationships n shi

[vivid jasper]

when we rob the chinese ones there is always lots of goods and presents bro

[heavy pulsar]

i think u should ban them for that

[bold cape]

what kind of chinese shoes we talking

[bold cape]

😭😭😭

[vivid jasper]

just shoes from whateevr stuff they sell there bro

[glad oak]

MAKE

mak

Toulouse

[vivid jasper]

aliexpress or sht

[bold cape]

i’m dogsitting he is not with me💔

[heavy pulsar]

too early relationships never too early for a career

[bold cape]

ohhhh no cheap shoes

[glad oak]

where he at

[bold cape]

home

not with these small

[vivid jasper]

what do u want ? rubik cube ?

[glad oak]

I miss my dog bro

[heavy pulsar]

thats so cute

[glad oak]

they got too old

[bold cape]

uhm idk what do you normally get

[bold cape]

i hate this

i wish dogs could be as old as me

[heavy pulsar]

i wish dogs could stay puppies forever

[sharp jungle]

oi oi oi

[half gyro]

omg they are so cute

[glad oak]

Tea

[bold cape]

the big one is genuinely demonic

[glossy cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/benjamin-netanyahu-israel-netanyahu-jew-gif-6884047871127669706

[heavy pulsar]

can we send gifs?

[vivid jasper]

lots of rubik cubes, small toys and cheap cltohes bro

[left crane]

[fringe basalt]

that’s tough talk comin from a beta liberal democrat

[bold cape]

all cheap clothes? nothing good

[vivid jasper]

because chinese is junk bro

when we rob west ship is good bro

east less good

[fringe basalt]

i saw a tiktok of a cat crying because their family was having breakfast at 3am is that universal

[vivid jasper]

west is rich and quality]

[wary skiff]

Real. Gotta focus on my career life first 🗣️

[glossy cradle]

what could china possibly be doin with all these cubes

[vivid jasper]

idk bro lots of cubes

[glad oak]

Drug dealing

[glossy cradle]

is there horse statues too?

[bold cape]

so will you rob them and send me things

what do you get from those

[vivid jasper]

yes bro

[vivid jasper]

yes bro

[glad oak]

bro is not robbing the chinese 😭 🙏

[vivid jasper]

but u no rat ?

[bold cape]

nah i got no one to rat to

[heavy pulsar]

im at a very chinese point of my life

[vivid jasper]

because in server we have rat bro

[bold cape]

show me what stuff you get

[vivid jasper]

🏴‍☠️ im a pirate

[vivid jasper]

confidential bro

[heavy pulsar]

and im a sturgeon

[vivid jasper]

from normal people like u is canont show bro

[heavy pulsar]

NOOOOO

why cant i send gifs

[bold cape]

how will i be able to know what i want

[heavy pulsar]

🥀

[glad oak]

he canont show us 😢

[vivid jasper]

i can give u chess set

[bold cape]

mmm

pass

need cute clothes

shoes

fun stuff

[vivid jasper]

i can give u drugs bro

[bold cape]

oh!

[glad oak]

I need

[bold cape]

well

[heavy pulsar]

no u cant

[vivid jasper]

in somalia we have khat drug

[bold cape]

i think i need to visit there to get those

[vivid jasper]

is stimulant bro

[heavy pulsar]

but i legally can prescribe

[glad oak]

Do you have one bullet for me bro

[heavy pulsar]

drugs

[vivid jasper]

u know khat drug ?

is leave with stimulant bro

[glad oak]

waiter waiter I need one bullet

[vivid jasper]

make ur mind very positive and good bro

i chew it every day

[bold cape]

damn

it makes u not hungry

are you skinny

[vivid jasper]

yes bro

its very good

[glad oak]

drugs don’t do that

[vivid jasper]

stimulants do u stupid ?

[vivid jasper]

thats the point. to stimulate u

[glad oak]

oh now I know why you type like this

[vivid jasper]

so u dont need food or anything

[vivid jasper]

because in somalia we have dialects bro

u stupid ?

[glad oak]

no you just on drugs

[vivid jasper]

in somalia we learn from ourselves bro

[heavy pulsar]

do yk arabic?

[vivid jasper]

no bro

[heavy pulsar]

unfortunate

[vivid jasper]

somalian only

[heavy pulsar]

aight bye chat

[dull umbra]

Hi

[vivid jasper]

@bold cape so now u believe im pirate ?

[dull umbra]

Bye

[dull umbra]

Somali*

[bold cape]

i have no proof

[vivid jasper]

in recent years there a lot of police bro

[bold cape]

girl i’m not a cop

[vivid jasper]

in sea and water

[vivid jasper]

in the water bro not u

[bold cape]

would a cop text and drive

[vivid jasper]

oh bro u got sunshine

[crimson oak]

Stop

[bold cape]

it was very beautiful last night

[vivid jasper]

thats dangerous bro

dont act dumb bro

[dull umbra]

[last ridge]

GG @dull umbra, you just advanced to level 2 !

[vivid jasper]

i know someone died for it

[bold cape]

i’m not texting a driving😭

[vivid jasper]

oh bro

[bold cape]

okay i was taking a pic while driving

but that’s not the same

[vivid jasper]

do u take drugs bro ?

[full ravine]

wha

[dull umbra]

then you uploaded it while driving

[bold cape]

weed yeah

[dull umbra]

that's even worse than texting

[vivid jasper]

your energy a bit weird bro

[bold cape]

i’m literally sitting on a couch

💀

[bold cape]

no lol i’m not on drugs

[vivid jasper]

oh mariuana ? drug

[bold cape]

just american

[vivid jasper]

u mean mariauna ?

[dull umbra]

funny way of describing the driver's seat

[bold cape]

mhm

sometimes

[vivid jasper]

ohh bro

[bold cape]

not always

[vivid jasper]

this stuff is chill yes

i did it once

but i think it makes u drowsy bro i didnt like it a lot

[dull umbra]

stop doing drugs

[vivid jasper]

i want to stimulate and work hard bro

not sit on couch

[dull umbra]

its ramadan

[atomic knot]

darts cutely

[vivid jasper]

so what bro

world still moving

[crimson oak]

Darts?

[dull umbra]

khat is not a good stimulant. it leads to psychosis

[atomic knot]

yes

[fringe basalt]

the fuckin somali pirate sayin shitts dangerous that’s hilarious

[crimson oak]

What

[vivid jasper]

im more like pirate helper bro

i watch the seas and give information

but i get part of goods too

u get me bro ?

[simple fable]

Adderall is

[atomic knot]

my fatass fingers

[reef sable]

Waffles

[fringe basalt]

he’s the man bro

[fringe basalt]

i hear u bro

[vivid jasper]

aderal make u crazy ...

i know people use it

make u very crazy bro

like a machine

they working

its too much bro

[simple fable]

thats why u stayin a bus driver folk🗣️🔥🔥💯

[vivid jasper]

u know smoking ? nicotine and tobako

[simple fable]

Yh

[dull umbra]

i've been prescribed adderall before, all it did was make me sweat tons and feel anxious. concerta is much cleaner

[simple fable]

I smoke weed

[crimson oak]

I believe in you

[vivid jasper]

tobako also bro

[simple fable]

Ion do stimulants

[quick pine]

Rip

[simple fable]

they be weird

Percs better

[vivid jasper]

@dull umbra why do u likely spammer ?

[dull umbra]

because i'm a spammer

[vivid jasper]

its very weird bro

[dull umbra]

ngl

[vivid jasper]

1 message from likely spammer

[simple fable]

Its weird bro

So weird

[dull umbra]

keep opening it. ty

[simple fable]

Lightbringer

Bring light to me

My soul

[vivid jasper]

percoset popula in us ?

[dull umbra]

u sure? want me to dm u some light?

[vivid jasper]

where u are

[simple fable]

I aint from the us

[vivid jasper]

u sound western bro to me

not africa or asia

[simple fable]

Im greek

[vivid jasper]

yes bro

europe

[simple fable]

Wyf

[vivid jasper]

u know our somalia persidet?

president

[dull umbra]

he literally said somalia

[simple fable]

U somali?

[vivid jasper]

hasan mahmoud

thats hs name bro

[simple fable]

Ion read the whole chat

[vivid jasper]

i get u bro

[vivid jasper]

u know whats the scariest thing happen to me bro ?

[simple fable]

Go on

[glad oak]

@glossy cradle

[dull umbra]

how old are you

[vivid jasper]

i was walking in market

with food and fish

[glad oak]

only in somalia 💀

[simple fable]

Food (+fish)

[vivid jasper]

and very close there was some arab shooters bro

[dull umbra]

i hate young gen z and gen alpha omg

[vivid jasper]

shooting in market

[simple fable]

Flock at em

U somalis got poles

Flick on an arab

[glad oak]

Unc is 50

[vivid jasper]

its so scary bro luckily our polis kill them

[simple fable]

💥

[dull umbra]

im old gen z. zillenial

[vivid jasper]

but no one injure

they did it to scare bro

[simple fable]

Its a fuckfest’ out there

No offence

Too much terrorism

[vivid jasper]

yes bro

[simple fable]

Just kill them

[vivid jasper]

my brother got kill

[simple fable]

Rip

[vivid jasper]

yes bro in somalia war

he was in forest

[dull umbra]

young gen z unironically using incelspeak 💔
we're losing recipes 😭

[simple fable]

Yall got pirates too

[vivid jasper]

bro im a pirate

thats what i saying

i pirate helper

[simple fable]

What do u help with

[vivid jasper]

watch sea bro

and waters

[dull umbra]

how old are u

[vivid jasper]

i give information

[vivid jasper]

i afraid to say it bro

here very polis

...

and west intelligence following us

[dull umbra]

??

[vivid jasper]

i hope u get my accent bro

i speak somalian english

so its not good as u

[dull umbra]

i understand you very well

[vivid jasper]

u know somaliand bro ?

[dull umbra]

yes

[vivid jasper]

somaliland countrry

they is enemies bro

its not real country

[simple fable]

So they da opps

[vivid jasper]

its all arabs

[simple fable]

Yh we arab k out here

Bruh

How many hats u got

[dull umbra]

why cant you guys get along?

[simple fable]

Bruh

How many hats

U countin

[vivid jasper]

what u mean bro

[simple fable]

How many u smokin in

How many kills u got

[dull umbra]

theyre not arab. theyre somali

[vivid jasper]

3 bro

[simple fable]

Triple hat

[vivid jasper]

but self defens

[simple fable]

Fosho

Smokin on da oops

Opps

[vivid jasper]

there was bad people at me bro

[simple fable]

[vivid jasper]

dou understand my accent bro ?

i am very bad

in english

[dull umbra]

then speak somali

[simple fable]

U hood homie

[twilit panther]

Womp wom-

[simple fable]

Good

Pirate

[glad oak]

What even happening bro

[vivid jasper]

sometime the people language is what matters bro

not what they teach in school

[dull umbra]

memeology

[vivid jasper]

but street languag

[twilit panther]

Low level conversation

[simple fable]

We got a somali pirate coutnin 3 hats

[glad oak]

this makes the most sense

[vivid jasper]

i will come back later i eating food bro ok ?

[simple fable]

High level intelligent discord conversation engager

[dull umbra]

kinda racist

[jaunty sierra]

🐣

[simple fable]

I hope we didnt ruin the philosophical vibes memeology givin out

[dull umbra]

ok bye

[twilit panther]

like those windshield cleaning people on the street

[icy matrix]

bro's a likely spammer now 😭

[silk schooner]

@raven cove

[twilit panther]

Shut your bitc- ass up

Im the friendliest person in here

In this shit' server

[simple fable]

Thats a man of god

[icy matrix]

😆

[dull umbra]

you get to talk to a somali pirate thanks to the power of the interwebs
but the enlightened redditor thinks he's above that
and thats why the internet sucks now

[last ridge]

GG @dull umbra, you just advanced to level 3 !

[twilit panther]

Nah, they just had better speech

[dull umbra]

what

[uncut fern]

may i know why you are hidding ur massages , if its ok to ask

[dull umbra]

i'm not hiding it

discord is

they flagged me as a spammer

[simple fable]

Fuck’ dicord

[uncut fern]

oh i see

[paper ember]

soy im cirne

[twilit panther]

Hi cirne

[paper ember]

tuff baby

[valid trench]

*poops

[paper ember]

eats

[twilit panther]

Traffics into India

[simple fable]

Im tufd

[paper ember]

k

[simple fable]

Fart

U not street on larry banks

[paper ember]

what

[summer reef]

birds are so weird

[simple fable]

Yh thats what i thought

[summer reef]

are they real

[simple fable]

Some of them are real

[paper ember]

what larry banks

[simple fable]

Pigeons are not

[amber halo]

hey lol

[summer reef]

bye

bye chat!!

[amber halo]

oh ok sorry

[simple fable]

jie

[green anvil]

Mark I made a steak

[twilit panther]

A STEAK ?!?!

[half gyro]

[amber halo]

@half gyro

[half gyro]

ummmmbnmmmm

[amber halo]

fortnite?

[green anvil]

Yes

[half gyro]

scooby

im not home

later

i promise

[half gyro]

i told toma

[amber halo]

💔

[quick pine]

Like japan americans should convert gooning into energy

[cerulean notch]

I hate it here

[quick pine]

Think about it

[summer reef]

i hate japan

[quick pine]

It could help humanity in a lot of ways

[half gyro]

can you play later

[toxic terrace]

@bronze marsh

[glad oak]

[vivid jasper]

i back bros

[halcyon lake]

Does anyone play fortnie?

[snow echo]

Guys u know candis

[halcyon lake]

Can dis nuts 🥜 🥜 Fit in ur Jaws

im bored fort time