F13 Geopolitics

[lyric lake]

i should send a small army of ships to Montpellier and start a small second front

[nova forge]

u act like its antarctica

[alpine holly]

peace be upon him,
statement from the head of the Baltic of Gdansk:

Section I, Geopolitics:
* Fall of Kalingrad+Expansion
* Expansion in Riga
* Connecting the lands of Klaipeda and mainland
Section II, Economy, education, military and such:
* Fortify the corridor between Klaipeda and mainland
* Build university of Riga and Kalingrad

[humble gate]

nah dawg greenland is warm

lets forget the fact its in the north pole

[lyric lake]

southern tip of greenland sometimes reaches temps like 15°C

[nova forge]

exactly

[jagged elm]

Let it begin

[fathom elm]

in the mean time we are doing military exercises all around pool's border

[humble gate]

waters temps

[nova forge]

and my colony is on the southern tip

[modest mantle]

what is this

[fathom elm]

great

[jagged elm]

War baby

[fathom elm]

poof war 2

[modest mantle]

WAR!!!

[frosty echo]

I will support Rev in this conflict

[modest mantle]

#WARNATION is real.

[nova forge]

the beginning or my downfall

[humble gate]

rev

[modest mantle]

alright

[nova forge]

but im alive in iceland

[modest mantle]

its time for a number based system bros

[jagged elm]

This is why I increased by military yesterday Dany

[fathom elm]

I see

[tawdry leaf]

Can we just do an entire North American coalition against poof

[fathom elm]

bet

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/thick-women-gif-25813955

[lyric lake]

still neutral to this discussion, i am focusing on southern France's coast

[humble gate]

the whole world lmao

[nova forge]

ok

[frosty echo]

rip bozo @nova forge

[fathom elm]

Rev dany Texas vs poof

[frosty echo]

bros going down

[nova forge]

well i live on in iceland

[modest mantle]

@jagged elm good start

[fathom elm]

oh ur doing dice based oo

[humble gate]

the anti poof collation

[modest mantle]

ay ay

[humble gate]

has formed

[modest mantle]

alo tof people wanted it so

ask and you shall RECEIVE!!

[fathom elm]

https://tenor.com/view/war-war-calls-time-to-game-lets-play-cod-gif-22194895

[tawdry leaf]

RAHHHHHH

[humble gate]

@woeful hedge if you claim iceland cant you just take it lmao

during the war

[tawdry leaf]

I want THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!

[woeful hedge]

Ive got my own wars to focus on RN

i was taking the piss before mate

[humble gate]

oh ok

[modest mantle]

ummmmm ermmmm

[nocturne moth]

ummm

[modest mantle]

errrm
rev scores an 8 which means a good starting offensive

now for poof to roll

[nocturne moth]

not the fucking dice 😭😭

[modest mantle]

ooh a 5 damn..

[elfin dew]

https://tenor.com/view/luck-is-a-luxury-you-cant-afford-are-ya-feeling-lucky-punk-lucky-luck-is-a-luxury-i-am-so-unlucky-gif-22168231

[modest mantle]

what other way were we gonna do

[nocturne moth]

is that like little progress made

[modest mantle]

0 progress for both sides basically

[nocturne moth]

true

[fathom elm]

how're my troops doing

[modest mantle]

since its in thee middle

[modest mantle]

youre in this war too?

[fathom elm]

yes

[modest mantle]

on revs side yes

[tawdry leaf]

North American coalition we all joined

[modest mantle]

if so ill count you with rev

[fathom elm]

yes Rev side

[humble gate]

can i join

[lyric lake]

time to land a ship near Fleury and moving to Montpellier! @elfin dew you should get out of our new puppet and invade southern Gallia depeper

[fathom elm]

Texas too

[modest mantle]

alright

[humble gate]

i got some ships that are for battle

[modest mantle]

texas + dany + rev will all be counted as one vs poof

[fathom elm]

ok gotcha

[tawdry leaf]

How are you gonna use a ship on a landlocked nation

[modest mantle]

this reminds me of 1803 real talk

[elfin dew]

will do just waiting to see the map update

[jagged elm]

that doesnt make sense lol

[humble gate]

lmao

[jagged elm]

thats just a country vs a country

[elfin dew]

3v1 is 3v1

[tawdry leaf]

War of the somethingth coalition

[modest mantle]

poof when the 2847th coalition is made against him:

[tawdry leaf]

💀

[modest mantle]

k
rev has rolled 8
dany has rolled 7
and oof texas has rolled a 2
poof has rolled 5

[tawdry leaf]

Minor setback for a major comeback

[elfin dew]

@modest mantle so is there any poof presence in iceland?

[tawdry leaf]

Not possible now because he’s landlocked between 3 hostile nations

[modest mantle]

probably not

[elfin dew]

I'm sending a couple ships to make sure

[modest mantle]

be sure not to freeze or be blown up by a volcano

[hybrid folio]

stfu already you are not in Iceland

[modest mantle]

rev rolls an 8 now
dany rolls a 2 damn
texas rolls an 8
poof rolls an 8

WHY DOES IT KEEP ROLLING EIGHT

[nova forge]

i do

[tawdry leaf]

I knew we would have a major comeback

[fathom elm]

why I get a 2 😭

[nova forge]

oh

[elfin dew]

my sailors will cover themselves in whale blubber

[hybrid folio]

@lyric lake available?

[lyric lake]

ye

[nova forge]

well i may just go into exile somewhere else

[modest mantle]

rev rolls ONE
dany rolls an EIGHT
texas rolls an EIGHT
poof rolls a SIX

[tawdry leaf]

I AM SO BACK

[nova forge]

i guess

im not doing terrorist shit

[fathom elm]

I rolled 8 let's gooo

[hybrid folio]

okay my representatives in the Gibraltar Council have a suggestion

[fathom elm]

I shall come from the south and rest aswell now

[nova forge]

you will find us

[tawdry leaf]

Tek the battle plan is to cutoff Wisconsin

Because our generals are smart 😃

[woeful hedge]

check dms tek shall i post that

[modest mantle]

rev rolls a 2
dany rolls a 4
texas rolls a TEN!!!
poof rolls a 4

[fathom elm]

take his whole lake cosstline

[tawdry leaf]

less goo

[hybrid folio]

Naval ships will not be able to go through the strait unless there is a valid reasoning. If they have a valid reasoning and the go through, the ship will be escorted by 2 naval ships of the Gibraltar Council to ensure safety

[tawdry leaf]

rahhhh

[elfin dew]

please define what a "valid reason" is?

[fathom elm]

I'm taking his whole coastline so he got no access

[modest mantle]

rev rolls a 2 again
dany rolls a 5
texas rolls a NINE
poof rolls a 3

[jagged elm]

Im coming in through northern Michigan

[elfin dew]

my expedition is half the way to iceland

[humble gate]

almost a cutoff in wisconsin

[hybrid folio]

you are not part of the Gibraltar Council but since I'm generous I will tell

[tawdry leaf]

I love Texas so much

[woeful hedge]

Army Group North:
On the east: Prydeinig troops successfully attempt to advance towards the Seine. However, a central group of divisions are met with stronger resistance than expected and therefore the advance is slowed in these areas. It is possible that the Gallic forces will drive them back to the border.

In the centre: Prydeinig troops are also advancing towards the Seine and are almost smooth sailing. There is also stronger resistance than expected but it shouldn't slow the offensive much.

In the west: Prydeinig troops have met strong resistance and will struggle to advance for now. Focus will be placed on the Central and Eastern groups.

Army Group West:
In the North: It is going about as expected. Troops are advancing at the intended rate thus meaning flanking the Gallic troops is not possible. Decent advances are being made.

In the South: It is going a little slower than expected. Gallic forces are also stronger than expected here. Advances will be slower for now.

[fathom elm]

yes my 5 take the coastline

[nova forge]

ok

[tawdry leaf]

Next battle plan is pushing south instead of crushing north to take advantage of disorganized troops

[modest mantle]

rev rolls a three, slight improvement
dany rolls a two, ouch
texas rolls a five
poof rolls a two

[tawdry leaf]

did good compared to the relative competition I’ll take it

[elfin dew]

my ships have made sight of Iceland. No visible civilisations yet

maybe when they get closer

[nova forge]

we are here so you must not see us yet

[fathom elm]

not a 2 welp

[humble gate]

you dont though

[elfin dew]

we will circumnavigate the island

[tawdry leaf]

Poof this Is why we are fighting this war to begin with 💀

[hybrid folio]

@lyric lake need your representatives' approval

[lyric lake]

yes

[nova forge]

probably

[lyric lake]

approved

[nova forge]

and i do

[humble gate]

because he thinks he owns iceland

and greenland

[elfin dew]

@nova forge is it posible your icenandic settlement is really inland? because we don't see anything from the sea

just the native tribes

[nova forge]

yes

[modest mantle]

REV MAKES A COMEBACK WITH 10
dany makes a 5
texas scores a seven
poof scores an eight

[fathom elm]

I pus more in the North East and South lines

[hybrid folio]

okay there we go

[fathom elm]

5 : (

[elfin dew]

ok, I am preparing a landing party to check

[humble gate]

how if you used a boat

[woeful hedge]

Army Group North:
On the east: Decent advances are being made towards the Seine, though slower than before due to Gallic resistance. (6)

In the centre: Advances have slowed even further as more Gallic forces arrive. (4)

In the west: More gallic troops have arrived and have stopped our soldiers from advancing. (3)

Army Group West:
In the North: Going about as expected. We should reach the Loire soon. (5)

In the South: We have streamrolled over the resistance and are quickly advancing towards the Loire. (8)

[humble gate]

if its inland

[nova forge]

i have and inland settlement of 100 people

[hybrid folio]

they are not in Iceland

[nova forge]

yes i am

[hybrid folio]

POOF SHUT UP YOU ARE NOT IN ICELAND

[nova forge]

i am

[hybrid folio]

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL

[humble gate]

we have to tell him 1343 times

[nova forge]

0 because i am in iceland

[hybrid folio]

YOU ARE A LANDLOCKED COUNTRY WITH NO ACCESS TO THE OCEAN!!!!

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle just settle if he’s in Iceland or not I’m tired of hearing about it please

[nova forge]

i paid

[humble gate]

you did not ask tek for water

to go there

[lyric lake]

Poof go in my closet

[hybrid folio]

no you didnt

[lyric lake]

Spiky closet

[nova forge]

ok

[elfin dew]

I have landed at Fáskrúðsfjörður

[humble gate]

syhr just take over the island

at this point

he is not there so

[modest mantle]

rev rolls an 8
dany rolls a 7
texas rolls a 9
poof rolls a 8

[nova forge]

i am'

[modest mantle]

heavy fighting is taking place now

[tawdry leaf]

Texas dominating as usual

[hybrid folio]

oh my god this guy claims he went from fuckibg Milwaukee to Reykjavik with like all his fleet through a tiny ass river

[elfin dew]

I don't have enough men on my ships to take over the whole island just yet, sending scouts inland and setting up on the coast

[nova forge]

because i did

[elfin dew]

I only sent 2 ships

and there are tribes here

[hybrid folio]

okay can we settle a new rule

[humble gate]

oh ok

[humble gate]

what is the rule?

[nova forge]

i will go into exile in iceland

[humble gate]

HOW IF YOU DONT HAVE IT

[elfin dew]

after a rigourous survey of the island of Iceland, Syrhia can confirm there is no Poof settlement

[nova forge]

cap

[hybrid folio]

just erase every Northern region from the map lmao, no one settles there

[tawdry leaf]

If you owned Iceland then it wouldn’t be exile there proving everybody’s point you’re welcome

[elfin dew]

sending reinforcements to settle the island for myself

[humble gate]

[modest mantle]

ok but hear me the fuck out

[fathom elm]

dam it dice I wanna roll the highest this time >:[

[modest mantle]

300k people live on iceland today
lets be real only like 15 motherfuckers live on it in this current year on this thread

theres no worth on the island

and iwhtout any proper way of transporting anything to extract stuff to the island

[jagged elm]

@fathom elm I have a proposal

[nova forge]

oh

[modest mantle]

the island is completely useless for now other than a few ports for naval superiority

[fathom elm]

what is it?

[modest mantle]

and even then iceland is far away from p.r of poof therefor HARD to supply

[alpine holly]

the baltic state of Gdansk declare swar on poof

[tawdry leaf]

can we just drop a nuclear bomb on Iceland and wipe it off the map please

[woeful hedge]

Army Group North:
On the east: The offensive is still going as expected. (5)

In the centre: Many Gallic reinforcements have arrived and have stopped our advancement for now. (3)

In the west: Our forces have been repelled and will attempt to advance after reorganisation ensues. We lost quite a few men so we need to plan more wisely. (1)

Army Group West:
In the North: The offensive is still going as expected. A northern group of divisions have created a bulge towards the Loire. (5)

In the South: Our men are still making quick advancements. We have killed many Gallic men. (7)

[elfin dew]

they already dead dawg

[modest mantle]

so my CONCLUSION

iceland is extremely useless and should not be claimed by anyone because of how fucking useless it is rn

[alpine holly]

ah mb

[tawdry leaf]

Like can some aliens gift us a nuke and can we just drop it on there

[humble gate]

[jagged elm]

If we win the war, I will give you all of the territory I gain from winning in exchange for southern Ontario so I can properly reunite my country

[elfin dew]

can I form a small colony there?

[modest mantle]

yea but keyword small

[fathom elm]

no

[nova forge]

i will go into exile somewhere then

[elfin dew]

Syhria has a strong navy to support such a settlement

[modest mantle]

the entire country is fucking hell to traverse i mean come on its literally split by the mid atlantic ridge

[hybrid folio]

how do you know they exist

[elfin dew]

like 75 people

[modest mantle]

itll be hard to construct anything too

due to rigorous terrain

[alpine holly]

because of my very good intel

[tawdry leaf]

Tek roll the dice!!!!

[jagged elm]

this is why you're my least favorite mod

[modest mantle]

fiiineeeeeeeeee

[hybrid folio]

and 832 simultaneously erupting volcanoes

[fathom elm]

what 💀

bc u didn't get smth In a game- ok then-

[elfin dew]

irl iceland was a Danish dependency from 1660

[modest mantle]

rev: 7
dany: 4
texas: 5
poof: 1

[nova forge]

war between rev and dany coming soon

[alpine holly]

syhr could u send a map of ur claims in scandinavia

[fathom elm]

poof one oof

[jagged elm]

its a joke dany damn you take things too seriously lmao

[tawdry leaf]

it’s joever for poof

[fathom elm]

😂

oops

[nova forge]

it sure is

[elfin dew]

gimme a min

[lyric lake]

i took the town/city of Fleury over, time to walk to Montpellier

[elfin dew]

I want to wait for an updated map of europe

[hybrid folio]

@modest mantle when was the last map update

[jagged elm]

Anyway I started this war so you better give me a good fuckin chunk of territory

[alpine holly]

alright

[modest mantle]

frontline got jiggy as fuck

dont ask how i felt like it

[jagged elm]

ew

[humble gate]

where is the captial of poof

[alpine holly]

i do not recognise them

they have no capital

[tawdry leaf]

rev since you don’t really touch poof I’ll offer you modern day washington and Oregon as concessions

[modest mantle]

rev: 3
dany: 7
texas: TEN
poof: 6

[nova forge]

i srender 🏳️

[tawdry leaf]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[humble gate]

[jagged elm]

yeah thats fine i have a territory named cascadia anyway lmao

[fathom elm]

I got a high number yay

[modest mantle]

so poof surrenders?

[tawdry leaf]

this is not me surrendering the entire west coast either

[frosty echo]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-packwatch-rip-bozo-walking-l-goat-gif-24917561

[nova forge]

what ? im not going to win this war and i let everyone have their fun so yeah

[fathom elm]

noice time for border negotiations

[jagged elm]

i do NOT want california

[tawdry leaf]

Live look at poofian capital:

[tawdry leaf]

I only want it because I’m gonna make them pay me rent (it will be outrageous)

[fathom elm]

@tawdry leaf how would u like to devide the border

[woeful hedge]

TREATY:
POOF IS BANNED
SIGNED: EVERYONE!!!

[nova forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-gif-26241043

[alpine holly]

SIGNED

[fathom elm]

California tax 75%

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle can you send a map of poof so we can split it

[fathom elm]

yes

[modest mantle]

map

[nova forge]

so who gets my icelandic colony

[alpine holly]

nobudy

[modest mantle]

also something about washington

[lyric lake]

@modest mantle can you roll me the chances of a quick land takeover or smthn or else i don't have the south coast in the next 17 years

[alpine holly]

where europe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[humble gate]

nobody owned it though

[modest mantle]

after poof is divided ill do the map updates

[jagged elm]

my country is getting cursed

[tawdry leaf]

no not that far east like halfway

[modest mantle]

but it looks bettterrrrrrrrr fineeeeeeeee

[elfin dew]

actually how about an exile to pitcairn island

[nova forge]

works for me

[elfin dew]

you start with nothing

so good luck actually getting off the island and going anywhere

[nova forge]

i got boats

[lyric lake]

you start entirely new

[tawdry leaf]

@fathom elm what do you propose

[humble gate]

ima give you 2 boats to start

because one boat aint going to do much

[tawdry leaf]

Exile to The middle of the Outback

[hybrid folio]

Since there's been no update in some time, I'd like to declare that:

• the invasion of Armenia has been complete
• no other land was conquered

[humble gate]

my plan

[fathom elm]

following these state borders?

[elfin dew]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-eagle-flag-gif-12241000

[humble gate]

northeast has normal borders again

[tawdry leaf]

I was thinking more east of that

[nova forge]

ok

[humble gate]

or poof can start in southern nevada

[tawdry leaf]

no

[fathom elm]

hmm

[humble gate]

or california

thats a good spot

[modest mantle]

dany you gain detroit
we gain chicago
i think werer both equal here given both areas are shitholes

[tawdry leaf]

dany respectfully the line you proposed isn’t even close to an even split and I already have to give up Cascadia to rev

[nova forge]

texas would eat me like i ate potomac and indiana

[elfin dew]

you could drop poof on the south pole and they'll still find a way to take new zealand or some shit after a day

[frosty echo]

my current plans

[fathom elm]

ok sure then

[tawdry leaf]

Bro claiming desert lmao

[hybrid folio]

literally

[fathom elm]

I just don't want a big cavity anymore

[modest mantle]

?

didnt rev also say something about southern ontario

[jagged elm]

yeah i was gonna sacrifice all my gained territory from the war for it lmao

[tawdry leaf]

The southern end was further east

[frosty echo]

(NW Libya and the rest of Jordan)

[jagged elm]

because the divide between north and south ontario is so fucking ugly but i digress

[fathom elm]

yeah but I'm not giving up my current borders 💀

[nova forge]

go to war over it

[jagged elm]

to be fair you do have a shitton of canadians in your territory lol

[frosty echo]

yep

[tawdry leaf]

tek😭

[fathom elm]

yes

[modest mantle]

99999999

[jagged elm]

im sure they would love to be reunited with the rest of their people

[tawdry leaf]

They aren’t Canadians in this timeline

[modest mantle]

no theyrea ctually welsh

[fathom elm]

in game its not their people

[nova forge]

canadians arent even a na'tionality

[modest mantle]

yes it is

[tawdry leaf]

what🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[fathom elm]

irl it is loll

[modest mantle]

people identify as canadian

[nova forge]

not yet??

[elfin dew]

what is bro yapping about

[fathom elm]

in game no

[jagged elm]

i am literally canada

[modest mantle]

revs country is literally called canada

[nova forge]

I DIDNT MEAN REAL LIFE

bruh

[fathom elm]

LOL

[modest mantle]

yea neither did we

[tawdry leaf]

But In this timeline Ontario was never Canada

[nova forge]

^

[jagged elm]

they lived in the same area north of the lakes but were divided when the borders were drawn

[fathom elm]

as tribes yeah but my people settled in a long time ago and integrated with society

[modest mantle]

when that assimilation hits 🔥

with that logic @tawdry leaf imagine how many fuckin nativfes weve killed off lmfao

[jagged elm]

uh that was maine lol

[nova forge]

im coing to exile in australia

[modest mantle]

fuck true i forgot maine existed

[jagged elm]

one of the northern countries

[fathom elm]

it's like saying I need Maine to reunite the people of new England

[tawdry leaf]

average America

@modest mantle next turn I want to conquer tekochitlan then I’ll let you take over I need a break from this Lmao

[modest mantle]

ok

[tawdry leaf]

go outside!!!!

[jagged elm]

reunification happens all the time lol the province i live in literally was reunified partially because we were all considered nova scotian

[elfin dew]

old mate thinks he can take on the emus 😭

[jagged elm]

mainland and cb was separated after colonization and was reunited like a 100 years later

[tawdry leaf]

But why would dany give up land for nothing

[fathom elm]

yeah but they were never United tbh 💀

[woeful hedge]

@modest mantle pls may you map out the war for gaul pls pls pls 🙏 🙏 so i dont have to 🙏

[jagged elm]

he wouldve gotten all my land i wouldve gained in the country before you gave me cascadia lol

[tawdry leaf]

But he got it anyways

[fathom elm]

ig when Maine existed they were a little United

[jagged elm]

this was pre-cascadia

[modest mantle]

sure

[woeful hedge]

thanks so much you lovely welsh celtic brytonnic warrior from wales who speaks welsh

[modest mantle]

kein problem mein lieber freund

[woeful hedge]

DANKE

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

[modest mantle]

*Soulja boy in germany after getting injured

soulja boy: AHHHH!! someone get me to a hospital!!!
german guy: Ohhhhhh...... Das Krankenhaus
soulja boy: the WHAT HOUSE??? OH SHITTTT!!!

[tawdry leaf]

These are the states of Texas ignore the shitly drawn border and that the map is outdated

Dead chat xd

[jagged elm]

eeks dee

[woeful hedge]

Texoma

[modest mantle]

My hands hurt for some reason so I'm not gonna bother typing out paragraphs.```

[woeful hedge]

biggie biggie bigge cant you see sometimes your words just hypnotise me

[modest mantle]

Same reason as above. My hands hurt. Danyulka made a landing in Lusitania thus kickstarting the age of discovery.```

WARNATION```

[woeful hedge]

EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS!!!!!

[modest mantle]

The amazon n shit.```

grace period i need to take a break my hanhds are in pain

[fathom elm]

damn what Happen to incan empire

[severe dawn]

Did I miss much

[tawdry leaf]

Poof war

[severe dawn]

So poof is officially gone now

[tawdry leaf]

Also giga texas

[modest mantle]

ill be back in like an hour
during tha ttime ill prob be in chit chat

[tawdry leaf]

Lmao

Yea @modest mantle if you continue later just expand me into mexico/tekochitlan

[modest mantle]

ja ja

[tawdry leaf]

@lofty hull I’m liberating your land from uh

Keoxal do I have your blessing to conquer Mexico

[lofty hull]

Yes

[nova forge]

actually

[tawdry leaf]

RAHHHHHH

[lofty hull]

🫡

[nova forge]

ima just go

[tawdry leaf]

I will make Mexico great

[nova forge]

i have failed the poofian dream

[frosty echo]

ok

I'll just continue to claim more lands in the Sahara

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle you should do population and shit

[lyric lake]

@modest mantle have you update suisse?

[modest mantle]

laterrrrr

[lyric lake]

Check pins?

[modest mantle]

my hands still hurt like shit for some reason

[elfin dew]

advancements are slower in the difficult terrain along norway

[lyric lake]

Where's south Gallia

Being swyhriss

[elfin dew]

yeah we have Syhwitzerland

[lyric lake]

Now it'a 2 exclaves lol

[severe dawn]

Economy building going well, time to expand a little more and launch a new expedition. This was sponsored by the Eastern colonial Tamil king, looking to expand his holdings after the colony of Socotra has become a trading post

[woeful hedge]

GALLIA FOR PRYDAIN

RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF GALLIA

[woeful hedge]

ONCE WE HAVE UNITED THE GALLIAN PEOPLE WE CAN DECLARE THE CELTIC FEDERATION

[frosty echo]

reposting this as I am claiming the rest of Jordan and the NW part of Libya

[woeful hedge]

CBA MAKING DETAILED PLANS

[alpine holly]

These will take affect after the grace period

peace be upon him,
statement from the head of the Baltic of Gdansk:

Section I, Geopolitics:
Due to the very stability, good economy, high morale and big army capacity, have we decided that we will launch a special military operation
this operation named vindicta will include:
* connecting all my colonies except gotland with each other
* moving the capital to Kaliningrad
* Renaming the countries name to "The Batlic Republic" (shortened and prefered name: "Balticania")
* Capturing Siauliai region
* Establishing the colonies of Saaremaa and Hiiumaa
* Establishing the colony of Hanko-Helsinki
Section II, Economy, education, military and such:
* Host an election 
* Sports event (nation wide)
* Reform of the education system
* Obligatory military service for all males 18-36 of 1 year (All costs of your family will be funded)

[jagged elm]

can someone like invade this place and fix the border

cause wtf is that

[woeful hedge]

okay more detailed plans

[lyric lake]

@elfin dew

[woeful hedge]

rng said 8 so QUICK advancement and im feeling lazy now

[lyric lake]

we're ckise to getting the coast Syhr

[humble gate]

who?

[elfin dew]

I'm keeping the troops and supplies coming

[lyric lake]

okay!

[modest mantle]

@woeful hedge you could actually make it to the coast

[lyric lake]

i'll be sending some troops going west from Nice

[modest mantle]

the gauls fight in an extremely different way to other ethnicites such as the syhrians or in irl timeline, the romans, right?

[woeful hedge]

The Gallic forces are being invaded from all sides and can no longer cope with the hundreds of thousands of troops baring down from every side. It will not last long. Our troops are making rapid advancements toward to the Mediterranean coast.

[modest mantle]

if the BRITONS, who are also basically celts, and they derive from the gauls, fight the gauls

then the britons probably have a superior fighting chance

they both know their styles due to their heritage and cultures

[woeful hedge]

true

[woeful hedge]

Me syhr and geo need to split gallia nicely

[fathom elm]

I go more around the coast

[lyric lake]

the south coast will be a puppet under me and Syhr so that's all i want so that's already nicely split

[woeful hedge]

Can i have a little corridoor

[lyric lake]

the rest, you two decide

[elfin dew]

I have no desire to take any of Gallia for only Syhria

[queen vigil]

.

[modest mantle]

@woeful hedge when the romans fought gaul

[nova forge]

what

[woeful hedge]

hows 2.0 going lmao

[modest mantle]

1 million of the gauls died

[nova forge]

is there a war

[fathom elm]

welcome back bacon

[nova forge]

i wanna see

[modest mantle]

this is because of different tactics, 0 understanding of eachothers heritage and style

[humble gate]

no

[lyric lake]

should i go bit north

[nova forge]

oj

[lyric lake]

it's really thin

[humble gate]

why?

[nova forge]

why not

[modest mantle]

the thing is with prydain invading gaul, theyre both celtic

[modest mantle]

you have a good chance of being cutoff

[humble gate]

were not going to have war for a long time

[modest mantle]

• theres now reinforcements from the north because of the syhrians pulling out

[lyric lake]

my troops are going north

[nova forge]

youd like to think that wouldnt you

[woeful hedge]

Still rapidly advancing.

[humble gate]

tek is on a break for like 30 mins

so yeah no war for some time

[elfin dew]

why would there be if there's an even larger invasion of Britons?

[nova forge]

thats nothing

[modest mantle]

because there were alot of gauls on the eastern front with you guys

[humble gate]

also i have no disputes so im just chilling

[modest mantle]

there were already alot on the north as seen with the Normii and Breton tribes, along with the belgae

[jagged elm]

woop woop

[lyric lake]

I will build Fleury into an important city of this new puppet

[modest mantle]

but 2 of 3 of those are assimilated now

the normii have been concentrated on the north while a portion of occigallians focus on the south

and some fleeing burgundians and belgae even fight the east

i love gaul

[queen vigil]

wth are those red dots

[fathom elm]

scouts have reported strange men in disguise going to what looks to be Florida 🤔

[jagged elm]

population

[queen vigil]

ah i thought the funny shit was going down

[jagged elm]

i havent bothered to remove them yet

[lyric lake]

@elfin dew how far should i go?

[elfin dew]

I recon about half of that

[lyric lake]

wdym?

[modest mantle]

@woeful hedge if you want to go into greater detail
do it

[elfin dew]

we stop our westward expansion here and build inland

[woeful hedge]

Gallic troops can't cope with the pressure anymore

[lyric lake]

No, Fleury will be the capotyal

[elfin dew]

if we're too thin and stretch out it would be too easy to cut us off

[modest mantle]

id say thered be more gauls on the south still

[lyric lake]

yes, our troops are heading out north, the sea is conquered now

[woeful hedge]

fair

[modest mantle]

cause if i were a gaul here id rather be taken by a fellow celtic group than whatever the swiss is

[woeful hedge]

can we have the western portion as a coridoor to the med?

[fathom elm]

Hey tek what year is it?

[modest mantle]

like 1509

[lyric lake]

would be really small cause Fleury is in the west

[fathom elm]

I see

[elfin dew]

it's up to geo

[modest mantle]

age of discovery has began now so colonisation is possible

[queen vigil]

ive been gone for awhile

[woeful hedge]

snercjifopak

[elfin dew]

I'm bringing in further reinforcements to widen our controlled land inland

[queen vigil]

it woujld be totally funny if I somehow still existed in a way....

[modest mantle]

you do just in exile

[fathom elm]

they gathering supplies in South Florida and getting on pirate ships 🤔🤔

[woeful hedge]

(TEK YOU CAN BE THE AI HERE, HAS GAUL SURRENDED YET)

[modest mantle]

I CAN BE GAUL HERE??

@woeful hedge lets do this shit bro come on 1v1 me

[woeful hedge]

NO

[fathom elm]

when grace period over?

[lyric lake]

Fleury us like right here

[woeful hedge]

why not nice or something why fleury

[hybrid folio]

hello guys

[woeful hedge]

or marseille

[hybrid folio]

@modest mantle map update happen yet?

[lyric lake]

Fleur de lis

[modest mantle]

@woeful hedge ok lets say

The Gauls now begin to surrender en masse to the Britons due to our overwhelmingly inferior numbers. Our reinforcements in the south, which would be fighting the Swiss would continue operations as, we would rather be taking by a relative ethnic group than a foreign one.

[elfin dew]

we can do an exclave

[lyric lake]

^

[woeful hedge]

NO

DISGUSTING EXCLAVES 😡

HAVE THE SOUTH COAST

[queen vigil]

now were gonna leave, ill take over as the men from here on out

[jagged elm]

Changed some stuff in the center

[woeful hedge]

real

[modest mantle]

let me save this one pdn file then ill begin doing the map changes

[hybrid folio]

also new ranking update

[modest mantle]

yeah ill do it laterrrrrrrrrr

[hybrid folio]

also I invaded the world add that too

[modest mantle]

true mag true

[lyric lake]

this is ur only chance, you'll be allowed to walk trough the puppet territory to reach the exclave.

[modest mantle]

this would be harder than you think

[woeful hedge]

Nah ive got plans

keep the south

[modest mantle]

the mountainous terrain + the waves of gauls defending the southern front instead of the northern front

gauls would rather be taken by their fellow brothers aka britons than the swiss so they rather die valiantly in the south and surrender honorably in the north

[lyric lake]

i've got experience with big rocks

[elfin dew]

I've redirected most of my troops from central Gallia here + a lot of Geo's experienced forces

[modest mantle]

still high resistance and by high i mean very high

gaul occupied some of the alps so they also have basic training

• the pyrenees for some time

and the britons? they have mountain experience too

look at scotland, look at wales

tldr celts like mountains too

[hybrid folio]

I like mountains too

[woeful hedge]

this line look fire!! 🔥 💯

[lyric lake]

I love mountains

[modest mantle]

i live on one

[lyric lake]

I wish i was allowed to expand so fast

[modest mantle]

i love being in gwynedd

[elfin dew]

yeah that's cool

[lyric lake]

but yeah is fine by me

i'll take this

[modest mantle]

alright im gonan begin the map changes very shortly

[elfin dew]

Syhwitzerland is formed

[lyric lake]

and make it a puppet state named... syhr i can't spell it

yeah that

dunno what colour it'll be i suppose green + red

[fathom elm]

They've headed ESE out of my waters

[queen vigil]

Ill take over here finally.

[tawdry leaf]

Tek what year is it

[hybrid folio]

wait wdym

you're gonna be a puppet?

[lyric lake]

no

[modest mantle]

like 1509 somethin glike that

[elfin dew]

heading to bed. @modest mantle this is the general direction of my expansions. feel free to fix up my polish border as you see fit

[tawdry leaf]

Ok

[lyric lake]

Syhwitzerland is existing

[modest mantle]

@woeful hedge is it time to form the celtic league

[hybrid folio]

what is that

[modest mantle]

also youi might as well get all of pictland and ireland by now

[hybrid folio]

okay

[woeful hedge]

yeah I was trying to get both before

[tawdry leaf]

Once I’m done taking the west I’ll make some colonies somewhere

[modest mantle]

i got a cool ass name for oyu hypothet

Ymerodraeth y Celtiaid

Empire of the Celts

[queen vigil]

as I am now the strange men now, we are heading generally SE, with intended stops in @humble gate 's ports of the northern islands before heading out again

[hybrid folio]

@frosty echo I'd like to start an alliance together as I've spotted that trades have been going extremely well and the environment is very friendly

with this I'd like to have permanent embassies in both our capitals

[woeful hedge]

I will send a diplomat from Caerdydd to Occitania to offer a pact to defend each other. I will also offer economic help and will attempt to improve our relationship with them after the Gaulish War.

[humble gate]

ok but where you this whole time

[frosty echo]

Hmm, sure let's do that

[queen vigil]

"?

lets just continue on

[humble gate]

oh ok

[hybrid folio]

great

[tawdry leaf]

No way the Middle East coming together

[humble gate]

because murica isnt in this timeline

[modest mantle]

big e we gotta bomb the middle east NOW NOW NOW

kunduz hospital NOW NOW NOW

[hybrid folio]

this isn't updated

[tawdry leaf]

RAHHHHH

[hybrid folio]

Armenia is done

[tawdry leaf]

Bombing civilians

[hybrid folio]

if there's any Armenians they're hiding among Persians

[hybrid folio]

including their leader

[woeful hedge]

REAL

[fathom elm]

did I not get anymore of the coast?

[hybrid folio]

while we were sieging Yerevan they escaped

[modest mantle]

im adding that rn

[tawdry leaf]

Tek did I get more of Mexico

[fathom elm]

ah ok

[modest mantle]

yeah big e im gonna do that now

[queen vigil]

this is the men's current location and projected trajectory heading towards the Northern islands of the lesser antilles. @humble gate expect us in a few.

[tawdry leaf]

I got keoxals blessing to conquer tekochitlan

[queen vigil]

what

[tawdry leaf]

Keoxal is from Mexico

So I said can I have Mexico and he said yes

[lyric lake]

glad Syhwitzerland is here now

[humble gate]

i see the ships

[queen vigil]

were arriving near the northern islands, we come in peace.

We just want some more food and we will be gone

[jagged elm]

Cascadia has officially become a full state, Manitoba has heavily improved its borders and is on the way towards statehood and Athabasca gains more towards the north

[queen vigil]

we are but some starving men.

[humble gate]

ok sure

[queen vigil]

Alright.

coming into port now, we hope your people will greet us warmly.

[modest mantle]

UPDATED EUROPE

UPDATED AMERICAS

[queen vigil]

we have received the food @humble gate and are on our way

[modest mantle]

ZOOMED IN NORTH AMERICA

ZOOMED IN SOUTH AMERICA

[tawdry leaf]

we have found great riches in tekochitlan

[frosty echo]

Can you change my colony name to the "Free" State of Tunis

[jagged elm]

my goal of having the biggest country has worked

[queen vigil]

This is our direction at this moment, another planned stop on the easternmost point is expected due to an expected food shortage amongst our men

[tawdry leaf]

@queen vigil what country are you now

[modest mantle]

UPDATED ASIA

[queen vigil]

im just but some mere men.

[tawdry leaf]

Oh

[queen vigil]

and we are heading to south america.

[modest mantle]

bro think he the Knights Templar of Malta

or the Knights Hospitaller of Malta

[woeful hedge]

Unofficial FREAKING map

[queen vigil]

wth is going on in europe

[woeful hedge]

celitc empire federation

[humble gate]

@queen vigil are you going to make a nation

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD

[queen vigil]

the men are heading to SA somewhere to set up their village of sorts

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[queen vigil]

we are nearing the easternmost tip of brazil

[fathom elm]

going all across lusitania

[queen vigil]

we request to dock at a port for food.

[modest mantle]

@woeful hedge you might want to hurry up

[tawdry leaf]

don’t get sunk by a u boat

[humble gate]

ok

[fathom elm]

loll

[frosty echo]

Time to improve my social status around my country

[frosty echo]

And improve our military

[woeful hedge]

UPDATE FROM THE CELTIC EMPIRE:

We will send a diplomat to Occitania requesting them to join us. (rng time if above 5 its a yes)

i will also begin a little endeavour into iberia to unite the celts there

[queen vigil]

@humble gate we have now established visual contact with the port we wanna dock at

[woeful hedge]

ok

[humble gate]

ok you can dock

[woeful hedge]

letys get fricking ready to roll

[queen vigil]

ight

[tawdry leaf]

Conquering west usa and shit

[queen vigil]

now we will leave again.

but first we gotta dump some stuff off your waters

[tawdry leaf]

we have also sent an envoy to California demanding we become their landlord so please represent that on the map

[woeful hedge]

also i claim burgundy but will not act on this claim because thats a big war i cant handle

yoo dueyydudfe

[modest mantle]

splendid

[elfin dew]

you will be going to war against Syhria

[woeful hedge]

that is exactly what i mean

and i dont really want to war up syhria

[humble gate]

my plan

[fathom elm]

gonna do what chile never could

[humble gate]

what?

[elfin dew]

so do not lay claim to the territory of Syhrian allies

[modest mantle]

@woeful hedge YOURE ABOUT 25% THERE

GO ON LAD

[fathom elm]

surround the whole coast loll

[humble gate]

thats my plan lmao

[queen vigil]

this is our route, following the coast of Brazil southwards until we can find a suitable area

[humble gate]

hmmm

should i let that happen

[frosty echo]

My next plans here

[humble gate]

[queen vigil]

yes

[humble gate]

im thinking about it

[teal totem]

i cant do much here on my phone apart from chatting :((

[humble gate]

[queen vigil]

We will only stay for a bit, so we can gather some resources and build better ships to set out east, then we will leave.

[humble gate]

where are you planning to make your nation?

[jagged elm]

CANADIAN FEDERATION

Population (est.): 2.37 Million
Land Area: 12 million km²
Ground Units: 105,300
Vessels: 73

[queen vigil]

ere

[teal totem]

yo carlos wanna merge
we are in a union after all

[humble gate]

yeah sure

[teal totem]

@modest mantle me and Carlos merge

[modest mantle]

alright

[lyric lake]

Can we contact the americas?

[humble gate]

take my land in central america

i dont need that much

[queen vigil]

we will head to where we planned

[tawdry leaf]

The Central American bordergore is so real

[queen vigil]

we are almost there, why should we stop now?

[humble gate]

my army is there

i got boats

[queen vigil]

bruh

[humble gate]

i thought never do this

[queen vigil]

you cant be fucking serious

[lyric lake]

Go inland Bacon

[queen vigil]

how tf you gonna manage an army with the Amazon, Andes, and other shit in the way

[lyric lake]

Forget the coazt and take a part of the river,

[queen vigil]

hmm

[jagged elm]

I'm planning to double my vessel count over the next few years due to the fact i border like half the atlantic and pacific oceans

[queen vigil]

you may be right

[humble gate]

i own most the river

[lyric lake]

Not the brazillian river

The argentine, Paraguayan one or amth

[queen vigil]

Argentine

[humble gate]

my goal is to unite south america

southb

[tawdry leaf]

“Brazilian river”

[humble gate]

south america

[jagged elm]

lmao good luck with that

[humble gate]

it was a typo

[jagged elm]

i know you meant south america

[queen vigil]

we have landed, and are heading further south on foot, attempting to carry with us our supplies of food.

[lyric lake]

Anywaus i want diplomatic relationa with North America

[humble gate]

shoot

[modest mantle]

@tawdry leaf im going to send a few trading boats out east

[tawdry leaf]

Ok

[modest mantle]

im gonna see where they land

[tawdry leaf]

Have fun

[jagged elm]

Ive got a few boats on coastal greenland looking for moose or some shit

[queen vigil]

have em discover the ruins of Maine's colony

[jagged elm]

this island is ASS

[humble gate]

my plan

[jagged elm]

ayo there's beavers

[modest mantle]

@jagged elm @fathom elm we ask for docking rights during our voyage in order to resupply our vessels (they are not armed, they are simply merchant boats)

[queen vigil]

we have made contact with our stopping point and several native tribes within the area, we are attempting to establish a good relation with em

[fathom elm]

granted

[modest mantle]

sweet

[humble gate]

how did you surivive the shooting

[modest mantle]

now we just need permissions to dock in canada

[queen vigil]

?

there was none?

[humble gate]

#1125901902362705990 message

[queen vigil]

no this didnt describe a shooting

[jagged elm]

no problem, halifax is open too if you need to go there

[queen vigil]

it sounded like you were upset about me landing

[modest mantle]

great

[queen vigil]

so from what Im gonna do, Ive made it .

[humble gate]

dawg shoot is shooting someone

[modest mantle]

we are now here

[fathom elm]

nice

[queen vigil]

well Im gonna ignore it since your intentions were not clearly stated.

[fathom elm]

btw I landed on azores b4 iberia

[queen vigil]

adores?

[fathom elm]

autocorrect

[modest mantle]

@tawdry leaf i see LAND!!

[humble gate]

@modest mantle how much land do i need to reunite south america

[fathom elm]

wow!!

[tawdry leaf]

WTF

[modest mantle]

i wonder what ship will be blown up here in 400 years time

[fathom elm]

found Ireland 😳

[hybrid folio]

Jonturkiye never falls

Italy:
We take over empty and utilizable lands until we reach the sea. We establish a harbor and a fort for the security of the region.

Armenia (since tek insisted):
We have continued to assert our dominance over the Armenian troops as we siege multiple cities and towns and take some men hostage as we get closer to Yerevan. We have started to besiege the capital as we continue to take more evacuated land in Armenia. We have taken 1 loss but we still have the upper hand.

Africa:
We take more land in the south in hopes to find something beneficial to our economy or country in general.

Ukraine:
We go along the Dnieper as we fend off the Ukrainians with our decreased forces (we sent them to Armenia). We are able to capture multiple Ukrainian camps and loot them; we have set towns over some. At the same time we went across the river and took over older abandoned camps of other tribes.

[woeful hedge]

how has bro seen no rebels

[modest mantle]

its turkey

[jagged elm]

We sent boats out east for trade but upon arriving we found nobody and oh my god its warm

[modest mantle]

@woeful hedge turkey has a man named enver pasha in charge

[woeful hedge]

true

[modest mantle]

he cuts alot of trees especially in armenia

[woeful hedge]

lmfao

[humble gate]

how much land i need to reunite south america just asking?

[lyric lake]

Entire south america

[modest mantle]

i think the entire continent of south america is needed to reunite south america just a hunch

[hybrid folio]

what do you think pal

why do you think you haven't seen none you know the reason

[humble gate]

damn i need even more land lmao

[woeful hedge]

true

[queen vigil]

@modest mantle these strange men manage to strike some deals with the local native populations and all have agreed to form a semi-republic nationstate, with the strange men not have full control of the nation. this nation is unnamed at the moment

[queen vigil]

I'd say

[woeful hedge]

where the heckleton is this

[hybrid folio]

where

[modest mantle]

south of where buenos aires is

[woeful hedge]

Oh hickory

[hybrid folio]

I thought he was in the Caribbean a second ago

[queen vigil]

@humble gate I'd say owning this would give u what u wanted, title of being South America

[modest mantle]

santiago:

buenos aires:

[humble gate]

updated plan

[woeful hedge]

tektronic

[jagged elm]

Some of our vessels are stuck here so we've set up a little post...somewhere

[modest mantle]

@woeful hedge LAND AHOY!! one of our merchant ships have landed in a town named caernarfon

[woeful hedge]

OMG

[modest mantle]

what the fuck do your people speak is the first impression of the merchants

[woeful hedge]

NORMAL

they speak NORMAL

[hybrid folio]

speaking of rebellions, we've had multiple; probably more than 15 including every minor one

every single one we've very harshly prosecuted and responded with resulting in a few deaths but effective governing

[jagged elm]

tek what language does texas speak

[hybrid folio]

by few I mean like very ver few defintiely

[tawdry leaf]

Texan obviously

[woeful hedge]

texasish

[queen vigil]

@modest mantle the nation's current borders, it is mainly a trader nation and some major fishing goin on.

[tawdry leaf]

that sounds disgusting no

[modest mantle]

inuit

[hybrid folio]

ok see you guys I got a flight

[nocturne moth]

wheres the newest population stat message

[modest mantle]

ill do it soon

[tawdry leaf]

Outdated sadly

[tawdry leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-yskysn-ltg-thunder-thunder-gif-23523876

[modest mantle]

hmm actually

[humble gate]

updated plan again

[modest mantle]

i could get someone else to do the pop/strength lists

@jagged elm you up for it orrr

[woeful hedge]

those borders hurt my feelings

[jagged elm]

Still looking and we havent made it very far east because its a fucking oven

[tawdry leaf]

I’ll do it
Texas 100,000,000
Everyone else zero

[nocturne moth]

texas is too low

[woeful hedge]

big euler ususus

[jagged elm]

i dont know anything about europe or asia lol

[tawdry leaf]

True

[frosty echo]

is grace period over

[humble gate]

one more plan

my final plan

[woeful hedge]

mans encircled the whole continent

[modest mantle]

uhh for asia specifically the middle east use this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830439929787973684/971476185617948722/quaran.mov

[humble gate]

i made border gore

[nocturne moth]

bro is really making it so that nobody else will be in south america

[woeful hedge]

what if i just colonise south america

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle we have set up a colony on Cape Horn with the sole purpose of trolling

[lyric lake]

I'm going after northern morroco now

[modest mantle]

true

[tawdry leaf]

Yes

[woeful hedge]

OK SO I AM GOING TO SEND A SHIP OUT TO FIND WHERE THE MAGICAL FANTASTIC STRANGE MYTHICAL PEOPLE CAME FROM

[tawdry leaf]

And the flag will say “come and take it”

[humble gate]

where?

[jagged elm]

We're sending more ships eastward to aid in trying to find more civilization, in the meantime we've set up a port off the coast of "europe" to help with the effort

[modest mantle]

DONT TREAD ON ME

use that one instead

[tawdry leaf]

No this is historic to the Texas revolution

[modest mantle]

oh fair

[frosty echo]

my revised plan for now

[fathom elm]

as we trying going across the straight we were stopped and not allowed through >:[ so we go around on land then into the Mediterranean

[humble gate]

when is grace period over?

[nocturne moth]

like ottoman empire but you dont control turkiye

[woeful hedge]

the fekin caerdydd ship rn

[jagged elm]

Found the "ocean"

[frosty echo]

hey hey hey

[woeful hedge]

WHAT THE HELCKLE BERRIS

[queen vigil]

@modest mantle these are my expansino plans, make them gradual

[frosty echo]

you are expanding toward my expansion area

[jagged elm]

thats good then because we are literally looking for people lmao

[lyric lake]

We have entered in northern morroco

[tawdry leaf]

WAR RAHHH

-giants, maybe

[frosty echo]

still not in the mood for war

[lyric lake]

Nvm

[humble gate]

repost

[fathom elm]

we make a new expedition south and found land!!

[tawdry leaf]

Giants should declare war on everybody

[lyric lake]

time to go into cordoba

[nocturne moth]

hmm what does this remind me of

[fathom elm]

🙃

[tawdry leaf]

Triangular trade

[frosty echo]

[tawdry leaf]

Guys giants is literally Hitler

[queen vigil]

This is my entire expansion plan for now @modest mantle

[modest mantle]

ok

[queen vigil]

wait did i make a sack to my south?!??!?

[frosty echo]

pffft

[humble gate]

does this overlap?

[queen vigil]

no it doesnt

[humble gate]

nice

[tawdry leaf]

Ok tekkers you can manage again

[queen vigil]

how bout everything south of that is my claims?

[fathom elm]

my colonial expansion plans reverse colonialism

[humble gate]

looks good you can take argentina

[modest mantle]

South America

[jagged elm]

totally europe

[modest mantle]

Northern America

Europe, North Africa, Middle East

Asia

[woeful hedge]

YMERODRAETH Y CELTAID 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

[fathom elm]

nothing happen with my expansion?

[modest mantle]

ill do it tomorrow

i really want to go to bed rn i havent had proper sleep in days

[fathom elm]

oh ok I'll show u in dms

[modest mantle]

grace period im going to go on mobile and to bed

put expansion requests in dms

[jagged elm]

i found europe

[fathom elm]

Breaking news the leader of Maine survives and looks like they're beginning anew

[queen vigil]

god damn it the papers got out

[humble gate]

adler wants to make a new argentina

lmao

[tawdry leaf]

This is why we need to stop name cults bc bro thinks he’s Adler

[nocturne moth]

better eat up all the ports

[queen vigil]

nah

were good now.

[humble gate]

im not worrying because im about to cut him off

but he could use ships to africa

[nocturne moth]

funny

[lyric lake]

cordoba

[queen vigil]

If you want me to get away, fund me going to Africa

[humble gate]

nah im not

[tawdry leaf]

Bacon I’ll fund you to stay right where you are at

[queen vigil]

yes

[humble gate]

wait one damn moment did i kill all the incas?

[queen vigil]

inca genocide?

[humble gate]

ima go afk

for 15 mins

[tawdry leaf]

Skull reaction

[jagged elm]

i sent off a bunch of ships off each coast to find europe and instead i found africa and oceania

thanks ocean

[nocturne moth]

trolled by currents

[fathom elm]

how tf u made it past the Pacific 💀

[queen vigil]

yall ill be back ima go make me some good food

[jagged elm]

uh i kinda did

[alpine holly]

tek did u read my expansion

[fathom elm]

very well

I also made it to oceania

😳

[lyric lake]

tf

[humble gate]

are we in the 1500's

yet?

[queen vigil]

yesd

[fathom elm]

1509

via tek

[humble gate]

were in the age of exploration

[fathom elm]

yes I started the age of discovery

[humble gate]

dany the first person to explore europe

[jagged elm]

is it really that difficult to be original

[fathom elm]

lol I made it to Europe first that's pretty original

[jagged elm]

that's incredibly basic

[fathom elm]

🤷

that's how it works when one finds land another follows close buy

ex spain Britain Portugal Dutch ect

[jagged elm]

yeah you just want an excuse to be annoying

[humble gate]

dany is the christopher columbus

lmao

[fathom elm]

I'm the Columbus Christopher 😎

there will now be a Christopher day

[woeful hedge]

Christopheria

[woeful hedge]

ok calm down

[jagged elm]

what is it with some of you and finding issues where there are none lmao

[woeful hedge]

ok dude youre taking it too far now im gonna have to ask you to calm down

[jagged elm]

im assuming you're joking

[woeful hedge]

dont make me get a MODERATOR in here!!!

[fathom elm]

Stop resisiting Rev I'm going to warn you!!! /j

[woeful hedge]

After this geopolitics game is over we need another one like ww1 or ww2 or something

or we could just have ck3 or something mp game

[fathom elm]

who says we won't get to ww1/ww2 gere

33 messages from 8000

[nova forge]

you all freaked out when i made it to iceland how the fuck

how

how did tyou get to oceania

[jagged elm]

we aren't actually in oceania

[nova forge]

Oh

[modest mantle]

im in venus rn did you know that

[jagged elm]

i literally called it europe lmao

[modest mantle]

im colonising venus rn