F13 Geopolitics

[nova forge]

IDK HOW TO ROLEPLAY

[tawdry leaf]

This is a good example

[nocturne moth]

Poof’s forces begin mobilization

(it’s a bit late don’t you think)

[modest mantle]

SUMMARY:
poofian cavalry charges into the peninsula at mass speeds, capturing vast lands in quick timing
danyulkan forces begin to gear up on the east and advance somewhat on the south

[fathom elm]

Poof's military is having trouble with strategic measures

[nova forge]

i use my sus army devison to make slight advances towards toronto

[nocturne moth]

dany i think you should form some squares when poof comes near you

[humble gate]

wait isnt poof a commie in this game

[woeful hedge]

destroy commies

[nova forge]

no

[humble gate]

sure with the name people republic of poof

[nova forge]

it just sounds cool

[tawdry leaf]

At 5 am this morning the Federal Republic of Texas has begun a surprise attack offensive into the peoples republic of poof, our Calvary is spearheading into the poofian lines at rapid speed with infantry support behind

[nova forge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[modest mantle]

holy fuc

[tawdry leaf]

Ignore where it says the United States that’s supposed to say Texas

[severe dawn]

This is a great time to ship food and spices out to the world!

[nova forge]

yall im fucked so im just going to surrender now take what you want

[tawdry leaf]

cmon have fun poof

[nocturne moth]

How can we profit from this war?

[fathom elm]

North: anti calvary troops have arrives and stop the poofians in their tracks.
South: with additional troops help has arrived with faster movement
East: we have gathered enough troops and weapons to begin advancements

[modest mantle]

POOF DO YO LAST STAND 🔥

[severe dawn]

In the meantime we've loaded recent surpluses of crops and spices onto boats, and sent them to our new trading post of Socotra

[fathom elm]

fr

[modest mantle]

FIGHT TO THE DEATH

[nova forge]

no

[modest mantle]

FOR KING AND FOR COUNTRY

[humble gate]

poof you have one chance buddy

[nova forge]

thats not what my people want

[nocturne moth]

bro i think poof surrendered already

[tawdry leaf]

@severe dawn can you take over poofs army since he won’t fight please

[nova forge]

no

[modest mantle]

you know you could concede the peninsula claim to dany and this whole ordeal could be over with

[tawdry leaf]

nobody wants to actually try a war

[modest mantle]

but then again #WARNATION OORAH

[severe dawn]

From Socotra they will be packaged, put on the boats again and sent around the tip of Africa to nations looking for the spices

[nova forge]

THEN I DO IT

[fathom elm]

NAH

[modest mantle]

true thats how modern society works too

[fathom elm]

too late

[severe dawn]

If I took control I'd use my powers to immediately disband it

[tawdry leaf]

Is there anyone who will actually sim a war

[nocturne moth]

last organized poofian resistance falls

[severe dawn]

People who aren't poof

[fathom elm]

tek do it XD

[nova forge]

well if it was fair

[tawdry leaf]

Life isn’t fair

[nova forge]

i know

[modest mantle]

alright

[nova forge]

but its not fun if its not fair

[modest mantle]

want me to make up a hypothetical war just to show you guys how to do this shit

[nocturne moth]

sure

[woeful hedge]

yes pls pls pls

[modest mantle]

alright

[tawdry leaf]

After this war can me and dany do war games

[jagged elm]

Sorry little bro

[modest mantle]

lets seee what file should i use

[nova forge]

imagine me and dany vs texas

[nocturne moth]

you would still lose somehow

[tawdry leaf]

I’d just hold the Mississippi River

[nova forge]

fuck off i already surrendered

[woeful hedge]

BELGIEN!

[modest mantle]

BELGIEN!

true i should use belgium which is on venus

as a war example

[woeful hedge]

I tried worldbuilding a couple months ago but got so bored after making 1 continent

[modest mantle]

actually yeah ill use the venus map i have

[fathom elm]

I wanna connect my south and north border so I don't have a cavity in it

[nova forge]

let me keep my capital

[modest mantle]

Its beautiful .

[woeful hedge]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

[fathom elm]

LOL

[nocturne moth]

what year should it be

[modest mantle]

I shall do war simulation on this planet to show you guys how to fuck eachother up

[nova forge]

42069

[severe dawn]

Use Turkiye

[fathom elm]

so how's the war going 💀

[severe dawn]

🇹🇷

[modest mantle]

The year on this planet btw is like 2220

So ill use advanced hyperspace war shit

[nocturne moth]

ray gun

[modest mantle]

BUT STILL AN example is an example

[jagged elm]

anyway ive just connected all my exploration paths and claimed the rest of mainland canada

[fathom elm]

"not going tok fast"

doubling the land with every turn

[jagged elm]

nobody's going to be in northern canada dany

[fathom elm]

I k ow but slow down

[nova forge]

bro stop

[modest mantle]

ok guys example #1 of how to KILL EACHOTHER

Sotea has declared war on Emmeria.

Justification: Military incursions into our waters and airspace, along with sabotage from Emmerian funded collaboration governments.

[fathom elm]

u quadrupled your size in 2 turns-

[jagged elm]

nah i think ill keep going

yeah because i can lol

[fathom elm]

in 2 more turns you'll have all of russia

[jagged elm]

im not locked anywhere

[modest mantle]

lets say im emmeria rn so i need to defend

[jagged elm]

its open empty land with nobody in it

[fathom elm]

still took the british a long time to get through all of acanada

not in like 5 years 💀

[modest mantle]

"Emmerian naval vessels, along with the aid of the Emmerian space and air forces, would begin to quickly secure aerial and naval supremacy over the gulf between our nations."

[jagged elm]

yeah the british didnt colonize half of america in the 1400s either but here we are

[fathom elm]

I'm not talking about time period

I'm talking about rate of expansion

[nova forge]

i know this is bad timing and im gonna miss the treaty but i have to go

[teal totem]

ill keep expanding

[nocturne moth]

dany should start pinning

[jagged elm]

too bad im not sitting here and slowly claiming land that nobody else is gonna bother with lmao

[fathom elm]

normally people wait with every grace period once turn at a time

😅

[jagged elm]

ok well im not waiting 18 hours to expand 100km

[humble gate]

im back what happen?

[tawdry leaf]

Well that’s the rules rev

[modest mantle]

@fathom elm el pin

[fathom elm]

gotcha

[modest mantle]

you can change your wording to adapt with the time period ofc

[jagged elm]

ngl this realistic geopolitics is never gonna work

[tawdry leaf]

It’s working right now

[modest mantle]

rev just keep expanding into canada its fine

nobody lives there except 2 inuits and alaskans

[jagged elm]

i mean the wars

[woeful hedge]

tek should decide what plans work and fail or else its just got be 100% successful attempts

[jagged elm]

like nobody has the brain capacity to do that lol

[fathom elm]

isn't it too fast tho given terrain and ect

[humble gate]

guys what happened?

[jagged elm]

they're still going to throw nuclear bombs at one another in 1487

[modest mantle]

i mean dany thats the reason why i gradually expand people over time

• the huge empty bubbles in canada

[humble gate]

i was gone for a little bit?

[fathom elm]

he basically has all of canada already

[modest mantle]

f.e syhr once wanted all of denmark, i started it off with a spearhead into the peninsula and grew it overtime

[jagged elm]

lets not act like you wouldnt have all of america if you werent sandwiched lol

[woeful hedge]

either that or we make a hoi 4 mp or ck3 🤮 server

[tawdry leaf]

Ok whatever what are we doing about poof then

[modest mantle]

well

[jagged elm]

you took the entire east coast and then started invading your neighbors

[modest mantle]

i recall poof agreeing to renounce his dispute in the peninsula

[fathom elm]

yes overtime i understand

[modest mantle]

@nova forge is this true or am i being el idiota

[nova forge]

its true

[modest mantle]

splendid

[nova forge]

its not worth the trouble

[modest mantle]

@fathom elm do you agree to this

[tawdry leaf]

We are never gonna get an actual war

[modest mantle]

true true

this is why i should make tribes gradually develop into countries

[fathom elm]

what was the agreement?

[modest mantle]

and make them fight eachother as filler

[modest mantle]

poof recognises your claim over the upper peninsula

[jagged elm]

all i did when someone went to war in the old geopolitics was biff out a random number generator

[fathom elm]

i want all occupied land aswell

[modest mantle]

ok so like a few towns sure

[fathom elm]

and war reperations

[modest mantle]

@nova forge this wont disasterously affect you
do you accept

[woeful hedge]

thats what tek should do and thats how she should decide what plans work and what plans dont

[nova forge]

yes

[modest mantle]

personally i just decide whats more reasonable to do for both sides

[woeful hedge]

fair enough

[jagged elm]

i never focused on the realism part

[modest mantle]

like f.e
im defensive
dany is offensive

dany pushes into me
i push into them at the same time

i balance out both offensives so not too much land is lost or gained but a sizeable offensive still occurs

[jagged elm]

people just wanted to come in and make funny country

[humble gate]

how much messages do we have to beat the most popular thread

[modest mantle]

tbh i dont really enforce it thats the thing

i just make it as examples for people to follow every now and then

[fathom elm]

already beat

[tawdry leaf]

Ok well are we gonna do something or just sit here

[modest mantle]

like when it comes to war, you dont have to be like me when it comes to it

you can make shorter or longer messagesa

[lyric lake]

vlaanderen

[modest mantle]

as long as its reasonable for both parties

[fathom elm]

idk he surrendered and i got the panhandle idk anymore

[woeful hedge]

is the expansion request approved teknological

[fathom elm]

we were talking about some other war

[modest mantle]

yea yea

[fathom elm]

ect

[humble gate]

yes we beat #1082832212954730517

[modest mantle]

yes

[severe dawn]

Some people may choose to follow it others don’t and face it when the map updates come out. I chose to follow it

[woeful hedge]

wonderbar

[modest mantle]

yeah their choice tbh

as long as it doesnt bother anyone too much its fine

[fathom elm]

i got so confused tbh

[jagged elm]

most people dont have the time

[tawdry leaf]

Well this is boring ash rn so I’m gonna let dany administer my land for the time being and y’all do whatever y’all are doing

[jagged elm]

tek

[fathom elm]

ok-

[severe dawn]

I’m just gonna pop in occasionally too but still keep my land

[jagged elm]

the leaderboard\

[modest mantle]

alr

[fathom elm]

im assuming this is the final map

so sedn the whole map so i can pin if so

[humble gate]

when is the grace period over?

[tawdry leaf]

I have no clue what’s even happening rn

[fathom elm]

me neither

[humble gate]

me either

it looks like poof a small L

[nocturne moth]

i think the war messed up everything

[tawdry leaf]

2 wars 2 instant capitulations

[hardy pond]

More expanding north and south

[fathom elm]

hey celestial welcome back : )

[humble gate]

my plan

[woeful hedge]

Western europe rn

[humble gate]

i mean i dont have alot takeover after south america

[modest mantle]

POPULATION

Texas: approximately 2.3m residents across its land
Dany: about 2.1m residents
Tamil states: 4.6m residents (remember india is very populous)
Syhrlandia: 1.1m residents
Turkiye: 1.8m residents
Phoenicia: 995k residents
Atlantic Federation: 1.9m residents
Seanamanian Empire: 855k residents
Venezuela: 1m residents
Prydain: 895k residents
Japan: 1.6m residents
Arelix: 2.3m residents (Remember china is also very populous)
P.R of Poof: 965k residents
Switzerland: 850k residents
Maine in exile: ???
Indiana in exile: ???

ARMY NUMBERS (depends on conscription)

Texas: Approx 50-75k ground units, approx 65 vessels based around the Gulf of Mexico
Dany: 50-80k ground units, approx 90 vessels defending all their coastlines
Tamil States: 80-120k ground units, approx 80 vessels for both colonialism and overall safeguarding
Syhrlandia: 45-90k ground units, 45-100 vessels
Turkiye: 80-110k ground units, 55-90 vessels
Phoenicia: 35-70k ground units, 100-115 vessels
A.F: 60-100k ground units, about 35 vessels? few to defend western coast and eastern coast due to overall low threat
Seanamanian Empire: 40-85k ground units, 55 vessels due to their sea based landmass
Venezuela: 55-80k ground units, about 80 vessels to safeguard their extremely long coastline and caribbean colonies
Prydain: 80-110k ground units, 60 vessels to safeguard the Celtic channel and sea + PARTIAL MOBILISATION
Japan: 80-100k ground units, 45 vessels due to geographic location
Arelix: 80-120k ground units, about 25 vessels due to their short coastlines
P.R of Poof: 55-80k ground units, 19 vessels, only accessible in Great lakes
Switzerland: 50-90k ground units, 35 vessels, developing colonial routes
Maine in Exile: ???
Indiana in Exile: ???

do tell me if you need anything more reasonable

[humble gate]

nah its fair

[woeful hedge]

das ist sehr gut

[humble gate]

nobody can complain about

unless your in exile

[modest mantle]

@fathom elm mind pinning that

[fathom elm]

I see I overestimated my population

[humble gate]

damn rob was grinding while the wars were happening

[nocturne moth]

sehr

[modest mantle]

And now for the map updates

[tawdry leaf]

Rob did a little grinding off camera

[severe dawn]

All going to plan

[modest mantle]

Also for the populations, ive taken in geography and overall terrain in account

[fathom elm]

85 for my whole coastline 💀

[modest mantle]

F.e for texas, alot of th epeople live in the coastlines, so the overall plains are very scarce

[modest mantle]

I mean u have a very long coast tbh + caribbean colonies

[humble gate]

im the new chile

at this point

[tawdry leaf]

Eventually the Texas triangle will experience a huge population boom

[fathom elm]

yeah I thought I'd have more 😅 lol

[humble gate]

the amazon stopped me

[nocturne moth]

might as well encircle the whole of south america

[humble gate]

thats my plan lmao

[nocturne moth]

try inventing the ac first

[hardy pond]

Expansion plans

[humble gate]

the fan

[tawdry leaf]

We don’t need ac we can just adapt 🤓

[fathom elm]

after this war I expect a huge population boost aswell with increasing trade economy and coastal cities

[nocturne moth]

119F:

[humble gate]

wales made the fan?!!??!?!

[severe dawn]

Shhhh climate change hasn’t happened yet

[tawdry leaf]

Exactly

[severe dawn]

Pretend It’s like 90-95 at most

[nocturne moth]

rob when will you be sending us opium

[modest mantle]

@frosty echo what did you want to your nation

[humble gate]

thats china you should be opium seller

[hardy pond]

After expansion infrastructure development

[severe dawn]

When your coastline expands maybe

[nocturne moth]

dawg where do you think i am

[humble gate]

china

[nocturne moth]

exactly

[humble gate]

eastern china

[severe dawn]

Search up the opium wars Carlos

[hardy pond]

we sell opium to china

[humble gate]

oh that war

[nocturne moth]

i don’t like yours

im banning the import of opium from you

[severe dawn]

Britain selling opium grown in the raj to China to try and gain further access into Chinese trade

[humble gate]

we dont have the united kingdom in our timeline

we kinda do with @woeful hedge

[hardy pond]

Thats fucking wales

[severe dawn]

There’s still India

The Tamil kings

[modest mantle]

fr fr. what shouldve originally happened too

[woeful hedge]

i really want these lands in the freaking future dawg

[severe dawn]

And no one conquers the Tamil kings

[modest mantle]

bro think he the gallic empire

[woeful hedge]

and form le celtic federation

[nocturne moth]

tek i will be waiting patiently for the land expansion map update

[woeful hedge]

(gallic empire in secret)

[modest mantle]

ye yea im updatin it 😎

[nocturne moth]

😎😎

[humble gate]

the need map update

if life had updates

[severe dawn]

No new expansions from me rn I’m just chilling

[fathom elm]

after this update I'll have nowhere to go but to the "new" world

[humble gate]

what would happen

[severe dawn]

Trying to build more vessels

[hardy pond]

me when having to wake up at 4 for this

[severe dawn]

And decreasing any taxes to those who grow lucrative spices and perhaps opium

[humble gate]

reverse spain moment

[fathom elm]

yes

[woeful hedge]

that land is MINE 😈

[humble gate]

wait one damn moment is that who i think that is

[tawdry leaf]

Finish Great Plains expansion and expand into Mexico

[hardy pond]

大量虐殺をしますよ

[humble gate]

mexico in this timeline never got texas

[jagged elm]

i am now the Canadian Federation

[hardy pond]

反逆者たちをころす

[humble gate]

congrats somehow you got thru the mountains

[nocturne moth]

really helping japan’s reputation in asia

[jagged elm]

i created a modern day hurricane center in 1400 i am too powerful

[humble gate]

anyways how is the tropics doing

[hardy pond]

Yes 反逆者たち mean rebels

[modest mantle]

ill send out specific updates now

[hardy pond]

or treasonous peoples

[fathom elm]

Rev has the largest empire now

[modest mantle]

@fathom elm you should pin that map! :3

[jagged elm]

it'll be bigger when my claims extent to the rest of canada and alaska

not like i have to be there to claim it lmao aint nobody showing up

[fathom elm]

then russia and all of Asia by tomorrow nice

[woeful hedge]

this is the fricking land ik exists

[jagged elm]

that is an entirely different continent

[humble gate]

my plan for now

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle we heard from the locals of extreme riches in the city of tenochitlan in Mexico and In the future we will be heading inland to find (and conquer) it

[nocturne moth]

what land?

[fathom elm]

not that far from Alaska so might aswell

[jagged elm]

thanks for the idea

[frosty echo]

This

[modest mantle]

The Tamil Kings now begins to primarily focus on their economic and agricultural sectors, beginning a rapid economic boom in their country. 

The Japanese nearly conquer all of Hokkaido and begin to expand further into the Japanese main islands, and they found a new city named Tokyo, for now it has a small population.

The Arelixians continue to spread strategically across the Chinese lands, leading to even more agricultural boosting. However, with a more extreme monsoon season this year, some agriculture is disputed.```

[fathom elm]

finally taking Egypt I see

[hardy pond]

expansion plans again

[modest mantle]

📯

[hardy pond]

when strikethrough failed

[woeful hedge]

Prydain will build coastal forts in case of any SEA PEOPLE attacking

[severe dawn]

🎵 Economic miracle

[hardy pond]

post war economic miracle

[modest mantle]

The Phoenicians now begin to primarily focus on the ripe lands of Egypt. With this, they begin extensively following a long and thriving river, which leads to the homelands of the Egyptians being found.

Jonturkiye changes little. From the north however, Hungarian raiders cause trouble on the Danube.

Meanwhile in the Italian peninsula... Roma invicta.```

[severe dawn]

After poof left we’re so ready to sell

[humble gate]

poof left?

damn

[severe dawn]

Idk where he went

[woeful hedge]

Prydain will also focus on the economy and the road system

[modest mantle]

no hes still here

[woeful hedge]

Whos the romans??

OH FUCK THEYRE COMING

[modest mantle]

AI

they be npc. they doin their focus trees dawg 🔥

[woeful hedge]

real timeline but 2000 years late

[humble gate]

chatgpt romans

[fathom elm]

my plans ig

[woeful hedge]

10 YEAR PLAN:
Build fortifcations around all coasts
Construct more castles
Invest in cities
Invest in key infrastructure such as roads
(this will greatly affect the economy)

[severe dawn]

Tamil kings are still gonna focus on building the economy

[humble gate]

why you want that small ass island in the pacific? just asking

[woeful hedge]

We need more ai cause europe feels so lonely

[fathom elm]

forts

[modest mantle]

Prydain now successfully establishes a secure holding on the northern points of Gallia. This leads to even greater trading with the Syhrlandians. However, the Gallic tribes begin to oppose the new arrival of the Welsh Britons, however their infrastructure develops rapidly.

Syhrlandia continues their seemingly infinitely long voyage to Newfoundland.```

[jagged elm]

Lmao i think the last time syhr was online i only had ns, pei, nl and a small part of labrador

[hardy pond]

Pearl harbor

[humble gate]

you know they had a war with llama and the llama won lmao

[fathom elm]

wtf not another guy going for hawaii

[jagged elm]

homie is sailing across the entire ocean with 0 navigation system lmao

[fathom elm]

really? XD

[nocturne moth]

navigation system: jesus take the wheel

[modest mantle]

The Atlantic Federation now secures even more of a grasp onto the extreme north of the continent, which leads to greater transport between both sides of both oceans.

Texas now fully populates its claim west of the Biggie river, while also securing the entire west of the Gulf of Mexico.

The P.R of Poof successfully manages to avoid all out war by ceding captured territories by the Danyulkans, and also conceding their claim onto the Northern Peninsula.```

[hardy pond]

yea that’s basically it

[modest mantle]

my navigation system is "go left i think its that way"

[jagged elm]

Im the Canadian Federation now btw

Kinda outgrew Atlantic

[severe dawn]

As the tamil kings continue to focus on the economy, we are finished prepping our ships full of spices. Specifically of chili, mustard, and cumin. We are sending our ships up the red sea to see if outside nations would be interested

[modest mantle]

The Seanamanian Empire remains unchanged, however begins an economic boom.

Venezuela now discovers the Incan tribes, and exchanges goods. This leads to a pathed way for assimilation of the Incans.```

[severe dawn]

Since Giants and mag are offline I can't offer any spices to them yet

[hardy pond]

we do a little fishing ( actually a lot )

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/baracube-trolled-trolling-gif-19917850

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD!!!

[jagged elm]

My population is over 1 million at this point

[fathom elm]

my plans 😎

[jagged elm]

Idk the exact number we do not have consensus in 1400

[modest mantle]

i will update that now

ill update the populations and armies every grace period dw

[tawdry leaf]

God Texas is so beautiful

[fathom elm]

it's 215k via tek tho

[modest mantle]

yeah ill update it soon

[fathom elm]

ok

[modest mantle]

let me go take a bathroom break rl quick

[jagged elm]

215k was way back when i didnt even have quebec yet lol

[tawdry leaf]

We are beginning to build cities across the northern frontier such as Omaha and Kansas City and strategic cities across the biggie river such as St. Tek (Saint Louis)

[humble gate]

we have sent explores to somewhere idk maybe there is something over there?

[modest mantle]

nvm i dont need to piss

[nocturne moth]

when you have a international hurricane center in the 1400s but cant count all your citizens

[modest mantle]

fuck my body for trolling me

[modest mantle]

i love st tek

i should make a st tek irl

[tawdry leaf]

Fr

[modest mantle]

capital of tekkorporation (NOW 1 YEAR OLD TODAY)

[fathom elm]

lmao

[humble gate]

good news only 16 people have died

in our exploration

[tawdry leaf]

At this point the northern frontiers population is growing faster than Texas is

[modest mantle]

btw if its ok with you guys hypothet requested that i add more uncontrolled nations like i did for rome

suggest some countries down so i can fill the map more

[hardy pond]

india

[modest mantle]

@severe dawn what do you think

[hardy pond]

mughal empire

[severe dawn]

Start one in either central asia, moscow, and/or two in africa

[hardy pond]

russia

ussr

[modest mantle]

alr

[hardy pond]

alaska

[tawdry leaf]

Can you create a nation in the Cayman Islands and make them pay me rent so I can be their landlord

[humble gate]

will canada be happy?

[humble gate]

[modest mantle]

true

[fathom elm]

Russia, North India, South Africa, Ethiopia, Incan empire, Argentina, australia

[tawdry leaf]

I need to be a landlord

[humble gate]

fine ok google whats the list of every native group in north america

[jagged elm]

to save time and energy im just turning all the explored territory into an actual claim

[fathom elm]

native Alaskan empire

[fathom elm]

greenland

[tawdry leaf]

Skull reaction

[fathom elm]

I have more if needed

[woeful hedge]

hypothet special map cooking because was meant to just show prydain but now shows all of western europe

[fathom elm]

@tek lmk how my expedition east goes : )

[modest mantle]

5 NEW STATES ADDED..

[humble gate]

Ahwahnechee, Yosemite Valley, California
Bannock, Idaho[45]
Southern Paiute, Arizona, Nevada, Utah
Chemehuevi, southeastern California
Kaibab, northwestern Arizona[46]
Kaiparowtis, southwestern Utah[46]
Moapa, southern Nevada[46]
Panaca[46]
Panguitch, Utah[46]
Paranigets, southern Nevada[46]
Shivwits, southwestern Utah[46]
Coso People, of Coso Rock Art District in the Coso Range, Mojave Desert California
Fremont culture (400 CE–1300 CE), formerly Utah[47]
Kawaiisu, southern inland California[45]
Mono, southeastern California
Eastern Mono, southeastern California
Western Mono or Owens Valley Paiute, eastern California and Nevada[45]
Northern Paiute, eastern California, Nevada, Oregon, southwestern Idaho[45]
Kucadikadi, Mono Lake Paiute, Mono Lake, California
Shoshone (Shoshoni), California, Idaho, Nevada, Utah, Wyoming
Eastern Shoshone people:
Guchundeka', Kuccuntikka, Buffalo Eaters[48][49]
Tukkutikka, Tukudeka, Mountain Sheep Eaters, joined the Northern Shoshone[49]
Boho'inee', Pohoini, Pohogwe, Sage Grass people, Sagebrush Butte People[48][49][50]
Northern Shoshone, Idaho[45]
Agaideka, Salmon Eaters, Lemhi, Snake River and Lemhi River Valley[50][51]
Doyahinee', Mountain people[48]
Kammedeka, Kammitikka, Jack Rabbit Eaters, Snake River, Great Salt Lake[50]
Hukundüka, Porcupine Grass Seed Eaters, Wild Wheat Eaters, possibly synonymous with Kammitikka[50][52]
Tukudeka, Dukundeka', Sheep Eaters (Mountain Sheep Eaters), Sawtooth Range, Idaho[50][51]
Yahandeka, Yakandika, Groundhog Eaters, lower Boise, Payette, and Wiser Rivers[50][51]
Western Shoshone people:
Kusiutta, Goshute (Gosiute), Great Salt Desert and Great Salt Lake, Utah[52]
Cedar Valley Goshute
Deep Creek Goshute
Rush Valley Goshute
Skull Valley Goshute, Wipayutta, Weber Ute[52]
Tooele Valley Goshute
Trout Creek Goshute[52]
Kuyatikka, Kuyudikka, Bitterroot Eaters, Halleck, Mary's River, Clover Valley, Smith Creek Valley, Nevada[52]
Mahaguadüka, Mentzelia Seed Eaters, Ruby Valley, Nevada[52]

[fathom elm]

eastern Russia too

[woeful hedge]

this shit is like 1500 bc in the east 💀 🙏

[tawdry leaf]

6 once you add my cayman island rentoids

[jagged elm]

L O N G A L A S K A

[woeful hedge]

then america is 2023

[hardy pond]

This is alaska claim??

[woeful hedge]

and south america is 1890

[severe dawn]

Tha tamil kings have released a plan of land to expand towards over the next few decades. When we took over the area rumored to be good for ships (Mumbai) we have heard further rumors of a "tall, impassible" mountain range to the north. These mountains are the source of wide rivers leading to lush, fertile lands.

We will launch expansions over the next few turns to these CLAIMED areas (excluding the new nepalese nation)

[hardy pond]

we claim 1942 japan

[jagged elm]

ive been sitting around in alaska for a while

[nocturne moth]

fuck no

[fathom elm]

he just casually doubling his current territory

[jagged elm]

no my fault you picked a shit spot dany

[hardy pond]

Fuck yes

[humble gate]

why are you fighting chill out its been only 3 days

💀

[fathom elm]

who fighting

[hardy pond]

no one

[fathom elm]

ok lol

[modest mantle]

Forgot to add one state btw

[severe dawn]

Meanwhile me and arelix are taking over the most populous land in the world lol

[modest mantle]

ok everyone unfortunate news, after i finish updating the pop/army lists, ill go on mobile im getting eepy and its like 10:20pm

please do send me your next expansion requests in DMS!!! I REPEAT DMS!!! NOT HERE!!!!!!!

[hardy pond]

how big text

[modest mantle]

i forgor :3

uhh add # infront of it

[fathom elm]

okie

[hardy pond]

thx

lmao

@humble gate fail

[severe dawn]

# G

[humble gate]

fail

sas

[woeful hedge]

Gaelic pirates and troops have recently raided towns across Mann and Northern Wales.

[humble gate]

yes

[severe dawn]

No that was on purpose I put the # in a code box

[hardy pond]

sas

balls

[modest mantle]

yea tthere you go

[woeful hedge]

Prydeinig troops will prepare to occupy the eastern coast of Ireland

[modest mantle]

alright boys

ill see you on mobile if i dont collapse face first on my phone and go asleep

[nocturne moth]

time will tell

[modest mantle]

btw

grace period until i come on pc which will be TOMORROW MORNING!!

[fathom elm]

u updated already? 👀

[modest mantle]

im free this entire weekend

[modest mantle]

no ill update tmr

[modest mantle]

i mean i see no reason to go outside in summer wehn its just gonna be dreadfully warm and depressing at the same time

[fathom elm]

I mean population

[humble gate]

so we just chill until tomorrow

[modest mantle]

like rain in fucking summer sucks ass bruh especially in britain

and we get thunder here often in summer so i dont wanna risk that

[tawdry leaf]

Tek thoughts on the mythical city of tenochitlan

[modest mantle]

yes

[modest mantle]

tekochitlan

[tawdry leaf]

True

Thoughts

[nocturne moth]

japanese aggression is very alarming

[humble gate]

what season is it?

in this timeline

[jagged elm]

2

[modest mantle]

its like 1489 rn id say

[elfin dew]

mfw go to bed early

just woke up lol

[jagged elm]

@elfin dew are you still coming to newfoundland

[modest mantle]

so in 3 years time mfs can go to europe and mfs can go to americas

[woeful hedge]

le plan

[nocturne moth]

thankfully no foreigners in asia just yet

[modest mantle]

yet

though i doubt asia will be foreign occupied for long if it happens

also 5.5k messages

in 3 days we became the most messaged thread

[humble gate]

my exploration to whatever land is being stopped right now due to a storm

[nocturne moth]

we must become strong enough to ward off the mending of foreign countries and our enemies

[severe dawn]

There’ll at least be good wars finally

[humble gate]

imgaine a boat in 1485 going inside the eye of a hurricane

[woeful hedge]

ig every image will be a week of the invasion

[severe dawn]

As the 1500s begin I will expand quicker to the geographic boundaries such as the Himalayas then defend if anyone tries to cross or navally invade

[woeful hedge]

hey robatron

[severe dawn]

Hello hypothet

[hardy pond]

外人がアジアに来たら私で全員殺す

絶対許せない

絶対

[nocturne moth]

rob would you be interested in a alliance between our countries

[severe dawn]

Maybe I gtg somewhere first

[hardy pond]

Greater east asian co prosperity sphere

[nocturne moth]

the one thing we can agree on

[nocturne moth]

alright cya rob

[severe dawn]

See you later

[nocturne moth]

japan couldnt come up with an original language so they stole ours

[hardy pond]

Chinas doing the same with every product imaginable now

taobao

[fathom elm]

anime

[nocturne moth]

https://tenor.com/view/wavetro-wavetro-hq-ok-gif-better-call-saul-cavefolder-gif-21853914

[hardy pond]

nah the koreans stole those

[fathom elm]

loll

[fathom elm]

oh I thought hindi and Hebrew was older

[hardy pond]

breakfast video spotted

[nocturne moth]

carlos what does a 3-in 1 smoker ad have to do with geopolitics

[humble gate]

idk

[woeful hedge]

ok cba doing frames so there is the freaking occupied area

[modest mantle]

Ok guys im back

I wanna come up with new ideas for gifs regarding this thread

[hardy pond]

hi back im dad

[nocturne moth]

did you fall asleep on your phone

[modest mantle]

I got flung

[woeful hedge]

immediately capitulating whenever war starts

[modest mantle]

True

[modest mantle]

Hypothet have you seen some of the gifs

[fathom elm]

welcome back

[woeful hedge]

yes

[humble gate]

Indiana saying

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126594452148985988/caption.gif

[nocturne moth]

rev doubling his land in two turns while dany agrues with him

[fathom elm]

yes

[humble gate]

poof losing land

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126595141864542309/caption.gif

[fathom elm]

poof being encircled

[modest mantle]

(Fuck this is no longer valid

(Still funny tho :3

[woeful hedge]

TEK WE NEED MORE AI ROBOTS IN EUROPE

[fathom elm]

Dany arguing about others expansion bc they got nowhere else to expand

[modest mantle]

I WILL ADD TOMORROW

[woeful hedge]

NOT EVEN FREAKING COMPETITIVE ACTION

[modest mantle]

YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THE FUCKING HRE???

[woeful hedge]

Thank you so much for this conclusion

[modest mantle]

i will add ulm, bavaria, saxony,

i will add austria

i will make gaul and iberia a mix of states

[fathom elm]

add eastern russia

[woeful hedge]

then make 100s of gallic tribes and stuff so i can invade them

[modest mantle]

@nocturne moth i have an idea but idk if youll be ok with it

is it ok if i add uncontrolled states in china like shanxii or qinghai

[hardy pond]

thats just called barren wasteland

[humble gate]

about poof losing hard

[nocturne moth]

do i have to declare war on them to take their land

[modest mantle]

when that tannu tuva hits:

[modest mantle]

yea but theyll be weak

[fathom elm]

yes make an empire there 😈

[hardy pond]

and have 1 person

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126593137494720542/caption.gif

i need more venezuela gifs

[humble gate]

we arent even in the amazon anymore lmao

[fathom elm]

lol

[humble gate]

we left there

[modest mantle]

i mean tbf you do have access to the rifer now

[nocturne moth]

ok sure

[modest mantle]

you can somewhat expand into it

[nocturne moth]

wdym "somewhat"

[humble gate]

yeah but the animals are going to be painful

[modest mantle]

the amazon river

swim or sail through it

[woeful hedge]

maybe make all the tribes in europe into nations in their own rights but split them up a bit cause i doubt theyd all want to act as a single entity

[hardy pond]

how to expand into jeff bezos territory

[modest mantle]

swimming is very efficient (trust me)

[nocturne moth]

oh you're talking to carlos

[humble gate]

SWIM?!?!

[modest mantle]

yea ik

[modest mantle]

Yes.

[fathom elm]

I shall swim to Europe and claim land yes

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-lions-funny-animals-gif-9350302

[modest mantle]

i will swim to sentinel island

[humble gate]

this will not happen in the amazon

[hardy pond]

Swim to Pearl Harbor and bomb

[nocturne moth]

great vacation spot

[fathom elm]

loll

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-roaring-aruchuta-garginchuta-shouting-roar-gif-18471524

[woeful hedge]

reverse columbus right there

[fathom elm]

ima fr do that

[nocturne moth]

bro just bring a taco bell bean burrito

[humble gate]

im going too

by the way i got my ships

[nocturne moth]

itll have the same effect

[tawdry leaf]

Any enemy country after Texas joins the war and it’s just the French flag waving

[humble gate]

too

[modest mantle]

true

[fathom elm]

there is a man named Columbus Christopher and he wishes to go east I shall give hime money 😏

[modest mantle]

turkiye asserting their dominance in the mediterranean despite nobody posing a threat:

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-türkiye-flag-turkish-gif-15863902

[humble gate]

he isnt even in our timeline lmao

[fathom elm]

it's 1489

pretty close

[humble gate]

dany after not be hit by the hurricane

gif

[fathom elm]

lmao

[modest mantle]

dany when a hurricane doesnt hit them (they will not be spared next year)

[fathom elm]

dany being abused with hurricane threats

[alpine holly]

the brits and french in WWI:
the americans:
the kurds
the ISIS

[modest mantle]

aflantic federation sending heaps of expeditions to canada only to find 2 polar bears and an inuit

[humble gate]

when will get our next tropical update what is happening is there worldwide high pressure?

[modest mantle]

true

syhr trying to sail to newfoundland after 50 years:

[woeful hedge]

i fricking annex this land yo forcibly yo who cares about resistance yo

[humble gate]

just take it

[modest mantle]

suddenly the ira forms in the late 1480s

[alpine holly]

imbatobomb yo

[modest mantle]

eirinn go brach. tiocfaidh ar la.

[woeful hedge]

DONT WORRY

[modest mantle]

oro se do bheatha bhaile. anois ar teacht am tsaumraidh

[woeful hedge]

its a federation so i will give them autonomy and shit yo

[modest mantle]

true

[woeful hedge]

the gallic tribes will get autonomy too yo

[modest mantle]

i love federal governments

fuck unitary structures

[woeful hedge]

and so will the picts when i forcibly take them in

what if confederation???

[modest mantle]

watch the gaels invade them again

[humble gate]

how do you get the gif bot thing

[woeful hedge]

then the picts will move to norway and stuff

[humble gate]

that puts a subtitle on the gif

[woeful hedge]

then i will have to take norway before syhr

[modest mantle]

no they move to 28 De Noviembre, Argentina

[woeful hedge]

TRUE

[fathom elm]

@elfin dew ur Scandinavian dreams might be over

[woeful hedge]

pls dont land in scandinavia 🙏

[fathom elm]

nah water to icy there

don't want a titanic moment to happen

[jagged elm]

i am very pleased with my reunion of Canada

[woeful hedge]

new province borders 🙏

[jagged elm]

however there is... one little part i have not gotten yet

[woeful hedge]

will make 1000 more names soon

[modest mantle]

want me to el translato

[jagged elm]

which also just so happens to be rather important to my country

[woeful hedge]

yes please 🗣️

[modest mantle]

ok the area in belgium should be similar to the celtic tribe of “Belgae / Belgii” so

Stâd y Belgaidd

ireland is “Iwerddon”

[alpine holly]

belgica

[modest mantle]

thats the roman province not the tribe

[alpine holly]

ahh you mean the tribe

[modest mantle]

ya

[alpine holly]

maybe name it after flanders

because nobody cares about the french part

[woeful hedge]

the tribe was the belgii/belgae tho

[jagged elm]

I'm beginning to really build up my military now

[modest mantle]

the area east of rheged/cumbria should be “Gogledd Sirwmber” aka basically northumberland
Gogledd = north, sir = land, wmber = umber

[jagged elm]

The expansion efforts were a great success and now I have an abundance of resources to expand my arsenal

[modest mantle]

like how they call pembrokeshire Sir Benfro
sir = shire/land
benfro = pembroke

[elfin dew]

I'm also militarising significantly

[woeful hedge]

Same dawg

[elfin dew]

we've been focusing on building up a strong economy

[modest mantle]

im gonna militarise a single guy

he will be needed in our efforts

[woeful hedge]

what shall east anglia be named because no angle people immigrated yet

southumberland great idea 👍

[modest mantle]

make it a part of kent

Kent derives from the Cantii, a celtic tribe

[woeful hedge]

true

[fathom elm]

I'm also militarizing after my last war and building better infrastructure and medical advancements

[modest mantle]

so name it “Gogledd Cênt”

[jagged elm]

i just realized my country is like 9 million square kilometres lmao

[woeful hedge]

Might just name it Cênt

[modest mantle]

sure

[fathom elm]

as well as naval advancements to be able to go explore east and see how far the ocean goes before we fall of the end of the world

[modest mantle]

remember alot of the places in england are named after celtic tribes too @woeful hedge

[elfin dew]

there are some border skirmishes between us and the alsatians

[modest mantle]

f.e cumbria derives from kymry/cymry

so basically with this
cumbria = wales 3.0

[woeful hedge]

yeah true

[modest mantle]

(brittany and cornwall are wales 2.0)

(patagonia is wales 4.0)

[woeful hedge]

what if Mawrcênt

[modest mantle]

true that sounds welsh

greater cent i assume?

[woeful hedge]

im just using wikis toponymy for welsh names

[modest mantle]

since mawr = big

[elfin dew]

these are my next border changes

[modest mantle]

add them in my dms so i dont habe to scroll

[woeful hedge]

can we split our land between the rhine syhr for nice natural borders

[woeful hedge]

yes

[elfin dew]

I take both side of the rhine because it's fertile land

[woeful hedge]

@modest mantle is scotland just alba or alban in welsh?

or should i do pictland

[modest mantle]

alba

[elfin dew]

syhrlandia justifying its expansions

[woeful hedge]

TRUE

cant even argue with the existence of syhr

such a nice and peaceful nation

[elfin dew]

we should like trade n shit

[woeful hedge]

fr

[modest mantle]

syhr is based
hypothet is based

[elfin dew]

want horses

[modest mantle]

2 most based nations rn

[woeful hedge]

sure you want some stones n shit

dk what i can trade i will think

[modest mantle]

in wales we do alot of copper, coal, stone, sleet and iron

[elfin dew]

ong? i got some iron and fish

[woeful hedge]

same here

[modest mantle]

and when the romans came? GOLD

so no romans = MORE GOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD

[woeful hedge]

most of the cumbrian industry is just slates n shit

[modest mantle]

irish industry is just war

[woeful hedge]

fr if i get some horse you can get some good prydeinig copper iron and slates

[elfin dew]

we have the finest horse

[modest mantle]

i can see prydain and syhrlandia becoming pals

[elfin dew]

we have a deal

[woeful hedge]

lets fricking go

[elfin dew]

we also have one of the greatest shupbuilding industries

[woeful hedge]

wonderbar may have to trade for some ships too

would would thy accomplice like for their ships

[elfin dew]

more raw materials would be excellent

[woeful hedge]

kein probleme

[tawdry leaf]

the Great Republic of Texas is pleased to announce an official military and economic alliance with the Great nation of @fathom elm , this treaty includes but is not limited to technology Sharing, free trade, and security guarantees, which is becoming even more important as a nation to the north is making threatening statements

may both of our nations prosper for years to come

[jagged elm]

my brother in christ i am literally in an alliance with dany since maine was around

[tawdry leaf]

we’ve fought two wars together and you are making threatening statements?

[jagged elm]

when did this happen lmfao

[woeful hedge]

Updated map since i noticed that prussia exists im hoping the borders right

[tawdry leaf]

The combination of these 3 messages

Suggests you are preparing for war

[fathom elm]

yes it really sounds like that-

[nocturne moth]

are we about to have an actual war for once

[jagged elm]

i suggest you're a weirdo

[tawdry leaf]

lol okay

[jagged elm]

i told dany i might make negotiations for that piece of land in the future like yesterday

[fathom elm]

doubt it

[jagged elm]

texas tryna start shit as usual

[tawdry leaf]

I’m not starting anything I’m just saying that we have a defensive alliance in case anyone starts anything

[modest mantle]

what on earth is happening now fellas

[jagged elm]

now me personally i think you want us to go to war so we'll be weak and then you can take over north america

[tawdry leaf]

If I wanted you two to go to war to weaken y’all then I wouldn’t have made an alliance with dany

[jagged elm]

wbk alliances dont mean anything lmao

[tawdry leaf]

I’d let you two fight it out then pick up what’s left lmao

[fathom elm]

nah i think this got out of hand you sounded like u were preparing for war by those statements you gottaa admit that and ig we misunderstood

[tawdry leaf]

^^

[jagged elm]

thats on you bro lmao

i do not care enough about geopolitics to sit here and do a war bffr

[tawdry leaf]

then what even is the point tbh

Eventually something will happen

[jagged elm]

highly doubt that

[elfin dew]

I am sending an expedition into the alps

[jagged elm]

i havent left the continent

[tawdry leaf]

You right actually because anytime someone tries to do a war they surrender immediately

[fathom elm]

mostly because the wars are a superpower vs a smaller power

[humble gate]

we need someone who doesnt leaves the war

[fathom elm]

or maine just dips

[humble gate]

poof was strong though

then he just

[jagged elm]

"i did this"

"no you didnt"

"yes i did"

"then i did this"

"no you didnt because i did this"

"no you didnt"

"yes i did"

"no"

[fathom elm]

irl wars in a nut shell tbh

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/blackpeopledads-disappear-bye-gif-13258412

[tawdry leaf]

Well if y’all followed teks suggestion

[jagged elm]

nobody wants to roleplay

[tawdry leaf]

Ok then why are we even doing this

[humble gate]

thats the problem

[jagged elm]

because funny country maker

[fathom elm]

eventually there will be a world war

[elfin dew]

is BALLS still a thing

[jagged elm]

no there wont

[modest mantle]

yes

[humble gate]

i aint fighting

[modest mantle]

BALLS still functions as an alliance

[humble gate]

im just chilling

[tawdry leaf]

Sorta

[fathom elm]

honestly if noone is up to doing wars then maybe tek should just simulate them without the input of the people.

[jagged elm]

thats how i always did it

this realism thing is what deters people

[humble gate]

of course i could fight is that i dont want to fight over a petty or dumb reason

[elfin dew]

they haven't come back in like a month smh someone probably killed them

[tawdry leaf]

Ok from now on let’s decide wars by a random number generator

fun!!!!

[fathom elm]

i want all of SA now fightttt

jk

[humble gate]

💀

good idea ngl though

[elfin dew]

i declare war on the alps

[fathom elm]

so basically rome can win

[tawdry leaf]

I declare war on syhr

[humble gate]

if it lands on 2

[elfin dew]

introducing conscription

[humble gate]

if it lands on 2

[fathom elm]

i declare war on the atlantic ocean

it shall all be mineee

(joking obv)

[humble gate]

💀

[modest mantle]

you aint dutch dawg

[fathom elm]

lmao

[elfin dew]

real

[tawdry leaf]

I declare war on everybody

[humble gate]

if it lands on 1

[tawdry leaf]

If it lands on any number

[fathom elm]

WW1 starts 450 years early!!

[humble gate]

it did not land on 1

[modest mantle]

i should do a geopol that starts in 1900

[elfin dew]

I am literally sending my men into the alps

[modest mantle]

1900 map an allat..

someone can be germany and fuck over belgium

[tawdry leaf]

I am literally declaring war on the entire UNIVERSE

[modest mantle]

i declare war on rentoids

[fathom elm]

https://tenor.com/view/war-war-calls-time-to-game-lets-play-cod-gif-22194891

[tawdry leaf]

no because nobody wants to go to war 🤓

[modest mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-funny-meme-snapchat-crash-gif-26272728

[woeful hedge]

those are the lands i want to fricking expand into theyre in your dms tek dont worry

[modest mantle]

splendid

[woeful hedge]

just thought id share cause syhr here and tried to respect them rights to expansion

[humble gate]

dont be a bacon or a starspottedcat

we need to do something where if someone wants war they have to confirm that they want war and they cant back off from the war

[tawdry leaf]

don’t be a NERD🤓

[modest mantle]

im willing to go to war

with who is another question

[humble gate]

you have dany and poof but poof sign a truce

[modest mantle]

hmmmm

the option of civil war is always there but im loyal to texas

[elfin dew]

ok just know that you have my western border a little out of date but looks good

[nova forge]

im back

[humble gate]

poof did you sign a truce with them just asking

[elfin dew]

war on the alps

[nova forge]

yes

But im fucked now

[humble gate]

why?

[elfin dew]

I have discovered my horses aren't ideal mountain climbers

[nova forge]

I have my colony in greenland but i cant expand anywhere else

[humble gate]

you can go to spain

[fathom elm]

oh yeah im upping ur passage cost to 15%

[humble gate]

mine is at 12%

who will be first

[fathom elm]

of their gdp

[humble gate]

oh

[fathom elm]

mighty exspensive

[humble gate]

were closer then you but are men are dying

[elfin dew]

Syhrlandia has gained the upper hand in our war against the alps, despite losing a couple hundred men

[fathom elm]

lmao mans fighting mountains

[modest mantle]

fuck i cant think of a stereotype for this

[elfin dew]

we have forced capitulation from this part of the alps, border update:

our control over the mountain peaks remains weak

[nova forge]

@modest mantle can you add my colony to the map

[modest mantle]

im in bed rn

[nova forge]

Oh ok

[nocturne moth]

nos da

[modest mantle]

nos da arelix

[elfin dew]

there are rumours of a great sea to the south of our latest expansion

[nova forge]

its here

[elfin dew]

chat is this real?

[modest mantle]

it is fake

[nova forge]

Maybe i can get to norway

[elfin dew]

noway

[nova forge]

yesway

let me cook for myself

ill get there

[elfin dew]

@woeful hedge how do you feel about this?

[nocturne moth]

ship sank by a tropical storm

[woeful hedge]

rather pelicular action going on right now

lets split europe like this then

[nova forge]

My overnight expansion will set up a colony in iceland

[woeful hedge]

what the fuck

[nova forge]

what

[woeful hedge]

HOW HAS THIS GUY NOT STARVED TO DEATH YET 🔥

[modest mantle]

without context why does this look so fucking funny

[elfin dew]

like this

[woeful hedge]

looks like a clickbait thumbnail dont

[woeful hedge]

I like the red line more

[elfin dew]

I prefer the magenta line

[woeful hedge]

ill trade you more resources for the fricking red line

[elfin dew]

I'm literally already over the red line dawg

[woeful hedge]

its never too late 🥺

[elfin dew]

my farmers don't want to be british

[nova forge]

compromise for blue?

[elfin dew]

amazing compromise

[woeful hedge]

I LIKE HOW RED LOOKS!!! 🧃

[elfin dew]

ok but like your line goes into my territory

[woeful hedge]

not your territory just yet

[elfin dew]

I will literally give you so many horses

[woeful hedge]

until the OFFICIAL update!!!

the expansion is quite abit tho considering its the fucking alps and theres angry celtic and gallic people there

[elfin dew]

I fought a war against the alps

[woeful hedge]

mans fighting war against terrain 💀

[elfin dew]

ok and?

[woeful hedge]

bro had to bring the high explosives in 💥 💀 🔥

[elfin dew]

I do have gunpowder production running full force rn

[woeful hedge]

its the 15th century

[elfin dew]

gunpowder

how else do I fire my cannons

[woeful hedge]

true but youd need quite a bit more gunpowder to flatten the alps and itd take alot longer than it supposedly did

PURE FRAUD IN ACTION

[elfin dew]

I didn't flatten the alps, I beat them in horrific and bloody war which saw many of my brave soldiers die

we shot at the mountains

[fathom elm]

obvously never hits a single iceberg

[nocturne moth]

it’s mrbeast ofc he won’t

[jagged elm]

there is literally no resources whatsoever in greenland

how the fuck are you sailing across the arctic ocean 💀

[fathom elm]

loll

[nova forge]

poil

[jagged elm]

sir it is like 1489

[nova forge]

ok

and the danish did it around the same time

[nova forge]

lol

i shall rebrand myself in Europe

[woeful hedge]

Wrong you shall stay in greenland and freeze

[elfin dew]

I support this notion

softlocked yourself in greenland

maybe another state can help you out

[nova forge]

nope

Ill set up colonies in the nordics

[modest mantle]

YOU WILL FREEZE

[woeful hedge]

how has bro got the power to do that 💀

[nova forge]

no

[modest mantle]

YOU WILL FREEZE

[woeful hedge]

AUGUST 12TH 2036 HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

[modest mantle]

true

[nova forge]

And i will be warm

[woeful hedge]

GEOPOL 2.0 GOT FRICKING SHUT DOWN

[tawdry leaf]

W

[woeful hedge]

NO ITS BACK

[jagged elm]

i might move ghc to its own forum

[humble gate]

good

Do it so it does not get cluttered

[jagged elm]

Cascadia has been expanded slightly northward and the Central Territory has been split into 2 due to disagreement in how the area should be governed

[hybrid folio]

nope

not today not tomorrow not anytime

[hybrid folio]

STOP SWEARING!!!

[hybrid folio]

I will EAT you if you come close to me and my land

[hybrid folio]

you are not Danish. you aren't used to the climate

[elfin dew]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-kaanözdil-angry-turkish-man-gif-22160441

he has arrived

[hardy pond]

we nuke toronto

[modest mantle]

hey guys

lets go geopolitiking

[hybrid folio]

No one can stop Jonturkiye..

Anatolia:
We slightly slow down as we encounter Kurds that are organized with a whole fortified city (which might be their largest). We have besieged that town and are preparing to capture it as we deploy our newly manufactured Şahi cannons which have been estimated to be a very effective weapon in destroying walls of the strongest level. Other than this we connect our Caucasian land with our Anatolian land and we turn the Black Sea into a Jonturk lake.

Balkans:
We don't have much progress however we still capture land along the Adriatic as we encounter Slavs fighting each other. Before we could attack them they attacked us and we delivered a victory. They still remain along the region and might form into organized states.

Africa:
We only move a bit south to capture more coastland.

Italy:
We continue to chase down the Greeks and they eventually have nowhere to go, other than some who manage to steal 2 of our ships and run away to God knows where. We take the local Greek residents and establish them in our newly captured lands. We control them strictly however they've been given similar rights to Jonturks so a rebellion doesn't occur.

As we capture more land along the sea, it's our responsibility to keep it up hence we will be building our first large galleys which can endure larger swaths of sea and have more guns. This should help us maintain our naval power.

Speaking of larger swaths of sea, one of our admirals has made a map consisting of newly undiscovered regions. This should help us a lot with where we could go and see.

On the topic of discoveries, our most recent monarch has been continuing focus on scientific inventions, which has been helping us. However, this was opposed by a governor and his supporters and they started a rebellion in the Carpathian/Bulgarian region. This rebellion was suppressed by our armed forces and the governor was removed from his position and replaced. The residents who were involved have been sent to a dungeon in a small isolated island in the Aegean.

[elfin dew]

Syhrlandia name change referendum:
Should our nation change its name to Syhria?
YES: 57%
NO: 43%

[lyric lake]

Belgium indenpendent

[modest mantle]

there you go

[elfin dew]

we kindly request the international community to respect this name change at its earliest conveniance, and refer to us as Syhria in all future communications

[elfin dew]

that was fast

[modest mantle]

yea

[lyric lake]

Belgium revolution

[modest mantle]

just a bit more stuff and ill show all the expansions done

The Phoenicians continue their expansions into Africa, now reaching the frontiers of Algeria. Additionally, their conquests of Sicilia have finished, where they now share another close border with the Turks.

Jonturkiye continues amassing itself as a great European and soon world power as it controls vital trade points, along with the southern italian peninsula which is a strategic location for naval advancements. Jonturkiye has also connected it's Caucasian lands with the mainland in Anatolia, along with few more expansions in Cyreinica and Illyria.

Rome (uncontrolled) continues to expand further, threatening the stability of the Italian peninsula.

Armenia (uncontrolled) has now developed from a tribal society into an organised feudal monarchy. It poses threat to the Turkic expansions into Anatolia however. Despite this, they are weak in comparison to the turks.

Venice (uncontrolled) has also developed from a tribal society into an organised elective republic.```

Prydain has now began primary expansions into the Picts and Gaels. The gaels show heavy resistance toward the Britons however, which has led to some autonomy being developed in the region. The picts however show 0 resistance. Meanwhile in Gaul, Prydain has successfully assimilated the Bretons into their fold, along with the Belgae. The Normii have migrated southward however into the new state of Gallia.

Syhria has continued its expanse into Sweden, and now controls much of Germania along with an expanse into Pomerania. Syhria has also engaged in heavy trading with the Britons, which has led to economic growth. However, the question of what their border should be is unknown, as a state stands in their way, the Burgundians.

IBERIAN/GALLIC STATES: UNCONTROLLED```

[elfin dew]

who the FUCK is the "Jonathan Turkey" mf??

[modest mantle]

@elfin dew My plan with burgundy is to see if you or hypothet can conquer it the fastest

And then that will be the official border

[elfin dew]

fair

is it safe period?

[modest mantle]

yea after i post the american expansions

[elfin dew]

I am mobilising my industry to support our future military efforts atm

not that there are any planned (wink winkI)

[lyric lake]

I want to vote an independence referendum!

[modest mantle]

Venezuela continues its expanse along the coastlines of the Americas, and their latest discovery of the Amazon rainforest has led for potential inland expansions, securing a huge timber industry for the country.

Texas has now laid claims to inland territories in Mexico due to rumours of a great treasure.

The Danyulkans have now sent an expedition from their Central American colony into the Galapagos islands.```

[hybrid folio]

Young Turkey

so shut up Syria

[modest mantle]

ask hypothet that i think he controls the belgae tribe :3

[lyric lake]

Eell i hope they let me

[modest mantle]

The Tamil Kings cease expansionism for now, as they focus on further growing their already booming economy. Additionally, huge population boosts have led to an increase of overall workforce produce.

Arelix continues to expand into China, and now begins to secure the overall coastlines and more river basins in the region.

Japan continues its expanse into the mainland islands, and now has launched expeditions outside of the Archipelago into the mainland of Asia. This has led potential for an Arelixian-Japanese border to be formed on the steppes of Manchuria.```

and now

GRACE PERIOD!! lay new claims n develop yo states

[elfin dew]

I have moved three regiments to the south of my country against the Burdany border

[modest mantle]

oh yeah also 2 new states

[elfin dew]

this is mearly a training exercise. the people of Burgandy need not be concerned

[modest mantle]

"training" instead becomes the preparations for a "special military operation / denazification of burgundy"

god russian logic is so fucking funny

[elfin dew]

if the people of burdandy want to be freed from the probably oppresive regime, I say let them be free!

[modest mantle]

true

[elfin dew]

there are reports of projectiles fired into my ranks from the Burgandy side. this is very alarming!!

another regiment has been brought into training position

[modest mantle]

you might want to train some regiments somewhere else

the rhine is there
how are you gonna cross it

you should practice on some other rivers for training

though you could build bridges if not already built

[hardy pond]

Training our samurais in sakhalin

[elfin dew]

we have boats

we have an advanced shipbuilding industry

[hardy pond]

attempt to build a bridge between hokkaido and sakhalin and hokkaido and honshu

build more boats because naval empire

[hybrid folio]

@modest mantle do I need a casus belli for unoccupied states?

[elfin dew]

I'm hearing reports of rioting in several burgandy cities. these people want to be freed!

[hardy pond]

Mining in sapporo and sakhalin and outer manchuria

[modest mantle]

i mean nobody controls them just make up a reason that sounds good i guess

[elfin dew]

Syhria declares a peacekeeping operation in the south of our country

artillery is being moved to the banks of the river Rhine

[modest mantle]

3 new states (uncontrolled as always)

[hybrid folio]

Declaration of War against Venice
Reasoning: Bombing attempt of our naval station in Zadar

more information to come...

[elfin dew]

at midnight we begin firing on the concentrated burgandy forces with flaming projectiles, sending them scrambling

[hybrid folio]

Poland interferes with some of my land can you add them next round

[modest mantle]

yea sure

[hardy pond]

We send syhrland emotional support

[elfin dew]

the Syrian troops cross the river under the cover of night, en masse

[hardy pond]

Syria in denmark sounds off tho

[elfin dew]

from multiple points