F13 Geopolitics

[modest mantle]

Im going to declare 2 holy expeditions spreading tekkism into the west

[fathom elm]

really sad the bot can't count messages here

[modest mantle]

2976 messages

NEARLY 3k BOYS

[fathom elm]

stat bot says 0 grrr

[queen vigil]

Im gonna declare an expedition to set up a port colony on ICELAND, HAHAHAH I FINALLY FIXEDF THE NAMES

[fathom elm]

yes 3k in 5 min

[modest mantle]

3k in 2 days come on mothafuckas

[humble gate]

a

[fathom elm]

let's beat sports and music come one

[modest mantle]

@woeful hedge i am also going to begin the funding of a naval expedition to your country for diplomatic talks and trading

[fathom elm]

5k and 3.5k

[hybrid folio]

day 3 of the journey (the ship sinks due to very harsh sea conditions, the ship is just not built well enough for oceans):

[tawdry leaf]

Houston, Texas: Population 137,448

[modest mantle]

no it has to survive a few hours underwater

[woeful hedge]

thank you a lot for that

[modest mantle]

then the us navy hears some shit

[fathom elm]

says the guys who made "planes" that don't lift off

[queen vigil]

the Maine expedition has set out to find this Iceland and set up a port colony, using the best ships available in the Maine Navy to reach their destination

[hybrid folio]

I will BOMB YOU with my glorious F16s!!!!!!

[fathom elm]

cya in 400 years

[hybrid folio]

too late you are already dead

I have invaded you

[modest mantle]

Texan-brittonic ties.. oorah.

[tawdry leaf]

Titan submarine at 10:45 am

[modest mantle]

Statws ffrindiau Prydeinnig - Tecsan

[woeful hedge]

FR

[teal totem]

August 12, 1445 - A crew of 250 go on 4 different ships to hopefully settle Hawaii.
August 13, 1445 - The crew sets off to Hawaii
August 15, 1445 - The crew goes through some moderately bad weather, but it's still navigable
August 20, 1445 - The conditions clear up a little bit
August 24, 1445 - Another 4 ships leave Panama City towards the supposed location of Hawaii, this time with armymen to deal with local tribes.
August 29, 1445 - The original crew deals with some more tough weather
August 31, 1445 - They go through a hurricane unscathed
September 3-17, 1445 - Nothing, just some cloudy weather and some moments but not much
September 19, 1445 - Halfway there!
September 25, 1445 - One of the ships sink, but it's not a problem
[NOTHING]
October 23, 1445 - The remaining 3 make it to Hawaii

[hybrid folio]

dudd

[teal totem]

Around 390 people make it to Hawaii

[hybrid folio]

nah

[fathom elm]

#fake news

[queen vigil]

The Maine fleet has managed to find the location described by the previous expedition, using thick animalskin coats to keep warm as they begin to build the bare necessities at the site for a port and some barebones houses, like really barebones

[jagged elm]

ive taken over all of labrador

[modest mantle]

this will be the geopolitics thread in 500 years

[queen vigil]

WW1

[hybrid folio]

you should be dead, how are you gonna have proper large ship infrastructure built for crossing oceans in 1445

and how do you know Hawaii exists

[fathom elm]

exactly

[severe dawn]

Literally nothing happens its just trench warfare and charges like these

[hybrid folio]

do you come from the future?

[modest mantle]

true

[humble gate]

we saw from a super laser bomb

[tawdry leaf]

We should just stop claiming shit for today because it’s getting outlandish

[fathom elm]

lasers don't exist

[modest mantle]

big e guess what

[hybrid folio]

nah they heard spongebob from the bottom of the sea

[severe dawn]

Probably the mag vs syhr front line depected in that photo

[modest mantle]

im claiming all of north sentinel island .

[tawdry leaf]

wow

[modest mantle]

i will be speared by 200 natives if i dare go there

[queen vigil]

We barely have the ships and our men are struggling in Iceland (Greenland) but things are managing ti happen, and the port is being built.

[tawdry leaf]

Mag Vs syhr circa 2375 when their borders finally meet

[severe dawn]

Do you need some futuristic amphibious ships to assist you in your mission

[hybrid folio]

WHY ARE YOU IN GREENLAND!!!!!

[fathom elm]

My journey to the eastern hemisphere

[modest mantle]

can we get star wars irl

[tawdry leaf]

We can use our flamethrowers and just burn down the island

[modest mantle]

tekpilled as fuck path

[hybrid folio]

STOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[severe dawn]

We will be happy to provide them, even star wars equipment as even the tamil kings do not want to deal with those people

[fathom elm]

lmao

[fathom elm]

im slowly coming

[modest mantle]

byzantine flamethrower tactics.. fuck yeah

[tawdry leaf]

yup fuck your boats and shit

[fathom elm]

genghis khan warfare

[queen vigil]

our men got blown off by a storm and landed here, now theyrebuilding a port so they can use it as a refresh station then continue heading west

[modest mantle]

🐴

[hybrid folio]

lmao

[modest mantle]

is this a vaush reference

[jagged elm]

i have made it to africa

[modest mantle]

real talk is this a vaush reference 🐴

[fathom elm]

lmao

[hybrid folio]

dany you are not going to spain

[fathom elm]

says who

[queen vigil]

guys i gost lost

[hybrid folio]

¿me?

[modest mantle]

go left

[fathom elm]

you and what army

[humble gate]

reverse
Colonialism

[fathom elm]

HA

[severe dawn]

Our troops have disembarked in Australia

[hybrid folio]

some of our scouts got a bit too lost and have landed in South Africa

[modest mantle]

“disembarked” 💀 alrifht bros we gotta announce everything in shakespearean enflish

[humble gate]

we have found florida

[modest mantle]

Priveth thee, mine vessel hath disembarked upon land!

[severe dawn]

If we're still in the 1440s we're only a century and a half from shakesphere's time

[modest mantle]

fuck we gotta use middle english then

[queen vigil]

thgere is one scoutship heading out east (real) and will try and report back to the maine leadership about what they find

[opaque merlin]

has grace period started/ended or what

[hybrid folio]

we have coincidentally found Reunion and Mauritius while discovering Europe

[modest mantle]

itll end when im on pc

[humble gate]

we have found grass

[modest mantle]

(in a few hours)

[severe dawn]

Englo Gefot waprl aesrt awefx

Or is that old english

[modest mantle]

rob try speaking old welsh

[fathom elm]

made it to california

[modest mantle]

turn left next time and youll get there faster

[hybrid folio]

I have discovered Guam

[fathom elm]

hmmm

[queen vigil]

@woeful hedge the man's scoutship manages to crash ashore in Cornwall confused of where he is

[severe dawn]

Llrwg perg werg cerfgwgx

[humble gate]

we have found crack

[queen vigil]

GIMME

[severe dawn]

Geraxwr Llaf

[modest mantle]

your ship then hears “PWY FFWC SYDD WEDI GLANIO’N CERNYW???”
“PWY YDY HEIN LLADD NHW!!!”

[woeful hedge]

you stuck now CONVERT TO PRYDAIN CULTURE!!!

[humble gate]

we put the crack in out nose and it feels like we took lsd

[modest mantle]

hunter biden reference?

[severe dawn]

I've discovered opium from poppy flowers, I'm gonna now sell it to arelix for free as we are a generous nation

[fathom elm]

gonna have to ask u to stop

[humble gate]

ahh man

[queen vigil]

confused of where the man is, the rest of the fleet decides to depart the completed port w/ houses and heads in the general direction of where the scoutship went, eventually ending up in Cornwall too.

[jagged elm]

im invading poland

[modest mantle]

you will all speak welsh soon dont worry

you will all go “popty ping’ instead of microwave

[humble gate]

august 31 1939

[hybrid folio]

Maine's ship:

[queen vigil]

im actually about to commit a Columbus on the Welsh

[woeful hedge]

recover your lost citizen and LEAVE

[modest mantle]

impossible

[queen vigil]

nah why dont we stay

we came so far we need a place to stay

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/inflation-gif-25915736

[woeful hedge]

Why this guy trying to colonise prydain you got bigger things to focus on ☠️

[jagged elm]

idk how people are building boats capable of going across entire oceans and setting up colonies that dont get sunk immediately

[humble gate]

we have found printing money

[modest mantle]

texas rn

[queen vigil]

nah your right

[modest mantle]

True?

[queen vigil]

England is trash

[woeful hedge]

true that

i know that from experience 💪

[jagged elm]

ive just been scaling the coastlines and putting a claim on whatever's in the middle

[humble gate]

we have found a burger king in maine

[queen vigil]

were departing for ireland to go and terrorize the local for their goods and then we will leave for Iceland

[modest mantle]

Guys.. i dont know if youll recognise my claims.. i hope you do… BUT..

[woeful hedge]

What year is it tek

[modest mantle]

idk like 1445

[severe dawn]

Our expedition to the island of socotra have been interrupted, we've taken a detour, headed across the sinai peninsula as we use tnt to dig a canal. We head through the meditteranean past claims, around spain but shipwreck ourselves in some random town in northern wales

There's only sheep

[fathom elm]

guys had land ships

[severe dawn]

Literally only sheep everywhere

I can't fucking see anything else

[modest mantle]

Croeso cynnes

I CYMRU. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[woeful hedge]

prydain plans for FREE FARMS

[modest mantle]

NOO NOT ULSTER

[hybrid folio]

I will be claiming your claims

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/print-money-central-bank-powell-federal-reserve-money-gif-22395351

[modest mantle]

YOU CAN AVOID THE IRA HYPOTHET PLEASE NOT ULSTER

[woeful hedge]

They get autonomy cause gaelic tribes are scary

[modest mantle]

True.

[queen vigil]

our ships leaving ireland make a run in weith the Tamil ships and thinking they are pirates, the Maine ships begin to attack the Tamil ships

[woeful hedge]

or theyll just kick us off the island

[hybrid folio]

we sank your ships

[humble gate]

wait @woeful hedge is in the british iles and he is a monarchy

[woeful hedge]

greatadler needs to be humbled rn bro trying to make british empire 2.0 💀

[queen vigil]

why cant i]

ok fine ill leave ireland n shit

[jagged elm]

I HAVE ACQUIRED BLACK MAGIC.

[modest mantle]

uhhh 1440s technology

[queen vigil]

sshit

ill just go into a corner and weep.

[severe dawn]

Some ships have gotten too close to turkiye so they were sunk

[jagged elm]

anyway im going to continue setting up colonies in northern manitoba and alberta

[queen vigil]

yknow hwt

fuck tryna do shit as an empire

[humble gate]

what is this #1126613347257811056

?????????????

who made this

oh wait its @queen vigil

[modest mantle]

are you going to be petty about having technological restrictions due to the year were in

[queen vigil]

nah

[modest mantle]

you know the age of discovery irl was in like early 1500s

just be patient and wait a bit more and you can go colonise

like the portuguese and spanish did

[humble gate]

in the late 1400's

[queen vigil]

ok fine ill wait to go and commit warcrimes

[modest mantle]

close enough

[humble gate]

like 1492

so we have to wait till 1492

[modest mantle]

close enough

[fathom elm]

fr ima colonise the spanish and the portugese

lmao

[humble gate]

no i will

[severe dawn]

I'll just wait then to colonize the island until the 1490s

[modest mantle]

Oh yeaa alot more disputes occured with colonisation

[queen vigil]

ill just wait to go commit Irish warcrimes

[humble gate]

venezuela was former spanish colony

[modest mantle]

Itll get more exciting now then

[fathom elm]

u want hawaii and iberian peninsula??

[queen vigil]

yknow what

[humble gate]

i dont want hawaii that was a joke

[queen vigil]

Dany, why did your men just come and ransack villages on my border! I knew they were yours

[teal totem]

Honolulu is founded, but unfortunately since it's so far away, its city level is gonna be rising 5x slower than mainland Seanama

[queen vigil]

WHY DID YOU RANSACK MY CITIZENS?

[fathom elm]

U really trying to propoganda ur own set up??

u did thi to your own people

and blame it on me???

think ima let this slide???

[teal totem]

Wait who got to hawaii first

[fathom elm]

noone

[queen vigil]

No, I saw them. They were wearing your flag and speaking like you

[humble gate]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/367/755/b35.jpg

[queen vigil]

oh thats it, cmere my bows and arrows

[fathom elm]

Haven't even made a flag yet-

making one rn

[queen vigil]

tonight you find your targets for this heinous act.

[jagged elm]

dany this is why i advised you to stay away from maine

[teal totem]

i guess im the first one to Hawaii
i start honolulu

[queen vigil]

ill wait to start the fighting until the flag is made

[fathom elm]

if he wasnts war that's what he's gonna get

[nova forge]

im back

[modest mantle]

maine relies too heavily on aggression or “shoot first ask later” instead of tactical strategy and stuff

but if he wants war then sure

[jagged elm]

im currently occupied with northern canada

[humble gate]

sean your boats cant go that far

[nova forge]

i need a map

[fathom elm]

legit so true

[jagged elm]

ong

[fathom elm]

Can you show the world map so i can pin it

[humble gate]

common maine L

[modest mantle]

cant im on mobile

[fathom elm]

damn

[humble gate]

Dany cant you pin the world map

[modest mantle]

and i’ll probably go to sleep soon i feel very eepy

[queen vigil]

yknow Im just here to cause shits and giggles

[fathom elm]

i need it first tho lol

[queen vigil]

so why not start a war?

[humble gate]

oh lmao

[modest mantle]

yea go for it just rethink your strategy next time

[severe dawn]

This was around the last map update

[nova forge]

Fuck ni

[humble gate]

i bet that miane is going to lose

[fathom elm]

u gonna have like 3 empires on you LOL

[queen vigil]

Place your bets now on this war, WHOS GOING TO LOSE!

[humble gate]

maine

[nova forge]

You already blocked me to the south dany fuck off

[queen vigil]

alliance against Dany?

[fathom elm]

you hands down

[woeful hedge]

Cant wait to get run out of ulster by GAELIC TRIBES!!!

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[nova forge]

yes

[fathom elm]

if so i will cause reperations

[queen vigil]

HELL YES

I GOT SOMEONE TO BACK ME UP

[fathom elm]

one of the weakest countries nice

[humble gate]

3 because of poof puppet

[nova forge]

Im also in and alliance with indiana

[teal totem]

Im gonna start getting the upper part of Nicaragua, then I'll start getting Honduras / El Salvador

[modest mantle]

@tawdry leaf Do we defend Dany

[queen vigil]

Seven years war going on?

[tawdry leaf]

I literally just came back what happened

explain pls

[teal totem]

actually did for some reason

[fathom elm]

@jagged elm join in our alliance against poof and maine

[nova forge]

Dany is trying to interfere with my territory

im just defending myself

[humble gate]

me watching this go on and chilling:

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[queen vigil]

Some soldiers of the maine army begin to cross the border near Lake Champlain and begin shooting arrows at Dany's men

[fathom elm]

Maine shot his own villigers and blamed it on me now war

[tawdry leaf]

Oh wow false flag

[teal totem]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-drama-discorddrama-gif-22395692

[modest mantle]

Nobody is interfering with you excepf Maine
Maine just called you into an alliance and you said yes

[severe dawn]

Does anyone want some spices on their popcorn?

[queen vigil]

Poof, I am trying to bring us both into the greatness

[severe dawn]

I got plenty of spices..

[humble gate]

me

[queen vigil]

Rob shut your spice filled mouth.

[tawdry leaf]

Me and dany formed an alliance we have to honor therefore I have joined the war on the side of dany

[severe dawn]

Ships being sent to you rn

[hybrid folio]

and I am sleeping

[humble gate]

pepper and paprika

[modest mantle]

Alright

[humble gate]

and salt

[nova forge]

im not doing this war

[hybrid folio]

soon...

[queen vigil]

YES

[modest mantle]

@fathom elm el pin

[humble gate]

oh shit is getting real the first war

[nova forge]

I just wanted an alliance with bacon

[severe dawn]

We got you

[tawdry leaf]

Look at the way opinions change

[jagged elm]

I am joining on the side of Dany

[hybrid folio]

I am joining the side of Jonturkiye

[humble gate]

join dany side

[severe dawn]

And the war haven't even begun yet officially

[humble gate]

bacon about to turn into bacon

[nova forge]

my opinion never changed i never wanted war to begin with i just want allies

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-gif-4287744

[fathom elm]

I shall become the true 13 colonies

[tawdry leaf]

We have begun mass mobilization

[hybrid folio]

(neutral/unaware of war in the Americas)

[humble gate]

can i join your side

[modest mantle]

(unaware of the americas as a whole)

[fathom elm]

no need u hella far

[nova forge]

Im staying totally neutral

[fathom elm]

you won';t really benefit from anything

[tawdry leaf]

So bacon vs dany and euler tek? It is so joever

[fathom elm]

LMAO

[humble gate]

we got ships near by

[queen vigil]

yknow what

[humble gate]

about 17 ships battleships

[hybrid folio]

yes

[fathom elm]

yeah but what will u gain?

[humble gate]

nothing just helping

[queen vigil]

Poof your dead for being a mothertrucking traiterous bastard.

[fathom elm]

FR

[fathom elm]

ok then

[severe dawn]

Carlos just doesn't like bacon for some reason

[modest mantle]

More fronts to an already unbeatable war

Master strategist right here

[nova forge]

no i just dont want to die

[jagged elm]

and me

[queen vigil]

ill fucken kidnap your soldiers, and feed em to the bears

[nova forge]

not when you die

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

all the bears are dying from your temps

[woeful hedge]

We got pushed quite a bit to the south by gaelic tribes but have advanced a little but up north
well try hold this land for now but it doesnt seem hopeful

[modest mantle]

the plantations

[humble gate]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[modest mantle]

also hypothet rename the english channel to the celtic channel

[woeful hedge]

good idea

[queen vigil]

theres no point in tryna do this before it begins

maine surrenders already. let the clowning begin

[tawdry leaf]

Maine surrenders 💀

[teal totem]

just a 3rd of Nicaragua remaining before I move on to Honduras-El Salavador

[tawdry leaf]

See guys it was all fun and games until eulertek showed up

[modest mantle]

Perfect

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/nbsixty9-noob-master-sixty9-laughing-laughing-emoji-gif-25132429

[queen vigil]

and the leadership is gonna start running to the west to flee the nation. basically cowards

[modest mantle]

@queen vigil REMEMBER…

think strategically not aggressively

[severe dawn]

Ok time to look away from the pc screen for a bit

[modest mantle]

omegalol

roflcopter asf

[tawdry leaf]

Bro just made 3 enemies directly on his border and has zero Allies

[humble gate]

poof left him

lmao

[tawdry leaf]

💀

[jagged elm]

I WILL REUNITE THE MARITIMES.

[fathom elm]

Country: Danyulka(Dany) Empire
Population: 475,000
Active Army personell : 75,000
Reserve: 50,000
Battle Ships: 2,000
War Ships: 600
Merchant Ships: 17,400
Religion: Epsilonism
GDP: 23.5M
Stats as of 1440.

GL!!

[queen vigil]

Maine is surrendering and is probably gonna pop up as some shitty rotting exile thing somewhere west

[jagged elm]

New Brunswick time

[fathom elm]

great i get south canada now

[teal totem]

actually my pop isnt like 27m its like 600k

[humble gate]

Country:Venezuela
Population: 231,420
Army personell : 45,321
Ships: 192
Religion: IDK
GDP: 2.7M
Stats as of 1440

[fathom elm]

how u have a higher population than me wtf

[nova forge]

My plans

[teal totem]

Im nerfing myself again bc why not 😉

[fathom elm]

nah

nother michigan mine

[nova forge]

why

[jagged elm]

maine has been threatening me since day 1 and so im taking maine

[humble gate]

Do we take bacon off the map

[fathom elm]

need it to go west

[tawdry leaf]

20,000 ships bruh 💀

[jagged elm]

and new brunswick

[nocturne moth]

ok what just happened with maine

[nova forge]

dude its not wvem connected to ur territory please

[jagged elm]

collapse

[humble gate]

it died

[fathom elm]

considering the population that's alot

[tawdry leaf]

Tried to declare war on dany then I joined the war and he surrendered immediately and went offline

[jagged elm]

@fathom elm we should draw up our border along NH

[modest mantle]

50% of yo population is conscripted

[nova forge]

I am tcloser to michigan and i invade it first

[fathom elm]

yep all the men

[nova forge]

u can have toronto

[humble gate]

maine the first country gone

-1

[nocturne moth]

grace period over yet?

[modest mantle]

fuck is that red schizophrenia on the atlantic

[fathom elm]

we deviding maine's land lmao?

[humble gate]

ima tell ai to make a story about the fall of the maine empire

[tawdry leaf]

Country: Texas (eulertek)
Population: 850,000
Active personnel: 75,000
Reserve: 200,000
Warships: 174
Religion: we are the gods

[jagged elm]

ofc

they do not deserve to live

[teal totem]

Country - Seanamanian Empire
Population - ~270k
Army Size - ~79k
Boats - 250
Religion - Seanism
GDP (1450 dollars) - $25m
Largest City - Panama City, 35k people
Stats as of prolly 1450

[humble gate]

Country:Venezuela
Population: 231,420
Army personell : 45,321
Ships: 192
Religion: IDK
GDP: 2.7M
Stats as of 1440

[queen vigil]

th e leaders are gone

[jagged elm]

Sydney is still my largest city

[humble gate]

let ai cook

[nova forge]

I plan to encircle indiana and take michigan now that dany can go west through canada

[jagged elm]

Lol yea okay pretty boy

[queen vigil]

ill be back....

[fathom elm]

updated

[humble gate]

maine is busting badly

[jagged elm]

expected

[queen vigil]

Im busting yes

[jagged elm]

no

[nocturne moth]

@fathom elm

[queen vigil]

oh shit went to far

[fathom elm]

LOL so is the war happening or not?

[fathom elm]

yes?

[jagged elm]

no maine is gone

[humble gate]

he gave up so fast

[queen vigil]

i surrendered and left for the west

[jagged elm]

they shit themselves and collapsed

[fathom elm]

oh it dismantled?

[jagged elm]

so we have to draw up a border now

[queen vigil]

maine will fracture

[fathom elm]

alright

[fathom elm]

show us the fracture

[queen vigil]

without a leadership, Maine is falling into chaos

[nocturne moth]

maine when he actually has to fight

[humble gate]

dont take into control

[jagged elm]

Well I've taken control of NB now

And I'm heading further into the actual state of Maine

[fathom elm]

I have take control of NE

[jagged elm]

im taking maine as a fuck you

[humble gate]

maine is now a small puppet of its self

[queen vigil]

the fracture of Maine

[humble gate]

its over for maine

[fathom elm]

bet

[jagged elm]

we can split it along new hampshire

[nova forge]

im also going to annex the potomac republic

[fathom elm]

hmm

[jagged elm]

Ive been in a cold war with this guy's ass since I formed and you're taking ontario lol

[fathom elm]

: )

i've been in cold war sinve we both formed simultaineosly XD

[humble gate]

@modest mantle when the next map is made will you take away maine from the map?

[jagged elm]

i told you allying with them was a dumb idea

[modest mantle]

yes

[fathom elm]

what's Bacon territory now

[jagged elm]

ok give me nb & maine as well as all their territorial shit they stole from me in quebec

[queen vigil]

nothing, ive fled west

[fathom elm]

i see

[humble gate]

bro aint no way your going to make another country

[fathom elm]

Can someone repost the map so i can draw the borders of the north east?

my phone don't like me

[queen vigil]

nah fam i might just be a nomad

[fathom elm]

thx

[nova forge]

no problem

[fathom elm]

gonna set up in alaska fr

[humble gate]

poof good thing you didnt ally with bacon

[queen vigil]

Poof TBH i was gonna invade you.

at some point

because I saw you as a threat

[jagged elm]

you wanted to invade everyone

[nova forge]

Well good thing you were a threat to everyone else first

[humble gate]

maine was going to lose ethier way

when @tawdry leaf came broski went running

[jagged elm]

My expeditions in central/western Canada have been going well

Shitton of fur and resources

[fathom elm]

show me your new border proposal

[jagged elm]

Modern day borders of Quebec and Maine

[nova forge]

tek whens the next map update

[jagged elm]

I dont want border gore

[fathom elm]

and I get the rest?

[jagged elm]

yes

Youve got a good opportunity to do some wrap around

[fathom elm]

ok it's a deal then

yes I finally have a passage west

[nova forge]

Good

i already have detroit

[jagged elm]

my end goal may or may not be to reunite Canada

[fathom elm]

we'll see

[jagged elm]

through trade of course

[humble gate]

is there anything in the tropics

ghc

[nocturne moth]

real

[nova forge]

ya

did tek die

[humble gate]

chill its 11pmin british time💀

[nova forge]

thats not even late

[humble gate]

your telling 11pm isnt that late its less then a hour till midnight💀

[nova forge]

meh

[tawdry leaf]

Did I miss anything

[humble gate]

you missed nothing

[tawdry leaf]

Ok last time I left there was a world war about to start so just making sure lmao

[humble gate]

maine died

the guy just left

and now he trying to make a new one #1126613347257811056

[tawdry leaf]

salty he got clapped smh

[fathom elm]

me and atlantic decided the lands

[humble gate]

anyone want to laugh at #1126613347257811056

[frosty echo]

Ok then lol

[hardy pond]

expand south ig

[lost dirge]

yooo @nova forge wanna split michigan?

[nova forge]

Nah i need all of it

[hardy pond]

i need all of america

[nova forge]

ww2

[hardy pond]

we will bomb pearl harbor

[lost dirge]

something like i get some of the lake michigan coast and you get the rest

anyways we are sending expeditions to establish forts along the lake michigan coast

and making a formidable defense line along the wabash

current expansion plans

we have several spotted forts along the coast

[nova forge]

sorry dude

if you wouldve been active and actually helped me in conflict i wouldve split it with you

[lost dirge]

we only want a small sliver

also we want to prevent texas expansionism

[nova forge]

my claims interlaps with urs

[lost dirge]

i have a proposal

[queen vigil]

I predict that Texas will dominate the North American Continent, while Seanamonian will dominate SA

[lost dirge]

i get rid of my michigan expansion plans except for the small forts we have along the coast

[queen vigil]

im now just gonna sit back and what this

[lost dirge]

in exchange we join a economic alliance

[tawdry leaf]

I mean go ahead lol

Just don’t step foot across the Mississippi

[nova forge]

it wont work

[lost dirge]

rip

[nova forge]

infact u lookin mad invadable tommorow

[lost dirge]

at least wanna form a alliance?

[nova forge]

ur in my way

[lost dirge]

bruh

[nova forge]

and i need to expand west

[queen vigil]

ooooh another war that isnt gonna be like my war?

[lost dirge]

i thought we were allies

[nova forge]

im squished inbetween powers on all sides except you

[queen vigil]

Star I'd suggest getting yourself under the protective cover of Texas or Dany or somebody/

alliance

[lost dirge]

yea

[nova forge]

shut up

[tawdry leaf]

idc what y’all do but don’t look over here for aid because it’s not coming from me

[nova forge]

ye

[lost dirge]

im working on modernizing my military

[nova forge]

war isnt worth it for dany

[lost dirge]

any attack from the west will have to pass the wabash and south the ohio

[lost dirge]

war isnt worth it for you

[queen vigil]

I'd suggest getting ready for whatever occurs, star.

[hardy pond]

@modest mantle imma expand north to hokkaido and south to kansai

[lost dirge]

i am getting prepared on the eastern side

[hardy pond]

also build defenses along the coast because island

[queen vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-short-scream-excited-moistcritical-gif-18689575

[nocturne moth]

i hope japan doesn’t invade us

[queen vigil]

japan is expanding!

[lost dirge]

this defense line is looking really nice ngl

[humble gate]

1889 moment

or 1894

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Sino-Japanese_War

[nocturne moth]

Or December 13th, 1937

[lost dirge]

currently im working on building an auxilarary army

[humble gate]

:fishbash:

[lost dirge]

we have a solid gunpowder army already

[tawdry leaf]

@queen vigil we are going to exile you to poverty island on Lake Michigan

[nocturne moth]

we still don’t have a statement

[humble gate]

why not flint michigan

[lost dirge]

which side is it on

[tawdry leaf]

PRC OR ROC 😡

[hardy pond]

official statement of japan: america sucks and should die

[lost dirge]

roc

[queen vigil]

god damn it

[tawdry leaf]

One of them

[lost dirge]

its on my side lol

[hardy pond]

we invent anime now rather than 1960

[tawdry leaf]

It’s a tiny ass island who cares

[lost dirge]

yea

we dont really care too much

we have other bigger islands that we can make forts out of

[nocturne moth]

1 minute

[tawdry leaf]

It’s been 1 minute

[nocturne moth]

3 minutes

[lost dirge]

imagine if i were to get a giant horse army

(my axilarary army will have horses)

[tawdry leaf]

(Horses didnt exist in the new world until Europeans brought them)

[lost dirge]

rip

ehh whatever im building up an insane military

i should probably build ships to go up the ohio

and shoot their forts

[humble gate]

cant yall walk there

[lost dirge]

we can

[nocturne moth]

ok we might have a statement

[lost dirge]

our current main army has like 75 thousand troops with powder weaponry

we are trynna get a auxilarary army with bigger numbers

im gonna go now

[tawdry leaf]

And what is that statement

[tawdry leaf]

What even is your population lmao

[humble gate]

bro is almost never in this chat

so i think bro is lying

[tawdry leaf]

Population might not even be 75000 lol

[humble gate]

i have 45k troops

aint no way broski got 75k

[lost dirge]

Like 150k

[tawdry leaf]

Unless you have a megalopolis there’s no way

[humble gate]

arent you almost never in the chat

[jagged elm]

i didnt even know you had a country

[humble gate]

so how could you have gotten so much in like 2 hours

[lost dirge]

2 hours?

[humble gate]

i have not seen you that much in the chat

[lost dirge]

I’ve been here

[humble gate]

not alot like most of us though

[lost dirge]

Silently developing

[humble gate]

aint no way you said "Silently developing"

☠️

[frosty echo]

changed it

[tawdry leaf]

Giants has done more flag making than expanding

[humble gate]

lmao

[humble gate]

your telling you have the number 2 army

[frosty echo]

I was offline

but I should continue soon

already got my plans set

[jagged elm]

My country is currently 2,292,857km2 in size

[lost dirge]

My plans are to get my economy going faster

And get a lot of forts

[nocturne moth]

dawg really did that 1930’s germany rearmament

[hardy pond]

ROC is mine btw

[lost dirge]

yea

Now to actually go for reals

[hardy pond]

Imma make gunpowder and make ak47

[humble gate]

buddy was offline for alot time and randomly got over 70k troops

[tawdry leaf]

I’m gonna make the Death Star!!!!!!!!!

[nocturne moth]

you aren’t even in china

[nocturne moth]

i’m gonna make a ray gun!!!!!!!!

[tawdry leaf]

Bro get Japan first 💀

[jagged elm]

Not too bad so far

[nocturne moth]

a nationalist government has been formed

[tawdry leaf]

ROC?

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/70-youtube-finobe-gif-18980388

[nocturne moth]

yes

[tawdry leaf]

RAHHHHHHHHH

[humble gate]

me chilling in south america with no enemies nearby:

[hardy pond]

once i take japan imma do 粛清 in taiwan and korea

[nocturne moth]

why are tensions already brewing 💀💀

[humble gate]

a purge

nice

💀

[hardy pond]

Sorry i meant 大量虐殺

[nocturne moth]

you are NOT helping japan’s reputation in asia

[tawdry leaf]

💀

[frosty echo]

genocide 💀

Bro trying to be the next Hirohito

[nocturne moth]

bro really wants little boy and fat man

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-boom-gif-8911363

[queen vigil]

Unit 731 perhaps?

[humble gate]

Unit 731 was a covert biological and chemical warfare research unit of the Imperial Japanese Army that engaged in lethal human experimentation and biological weapons manufacturing during World War II

[hardy pond]

planned already

[humble gate]

do it then

[hardy pond]

will take at least a while because 1415

[queen vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-22026928

[humble gate]

the japanese were puppets of china in 1440 lmao

[queen vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-sus-the-rock-meme-the-rock-sus-meme-gif-23972805

[nocturne moth]

we are SO back

[humble gate]

so you guys own pretty much own japan lmao

[nova forge]

im invading indiana tommorow as i already surround his territory

[nocturne moth]

should i take korea and taiwan for fun

[queen vigil]

@lost dirge

[nova forge]

my territory is up to the blue line

[queen vigil]

sure

[hardy pond]

韓国や台湾は瑞鶴お姫様のです

[nocturne moth]

bro just annex poof already

[nova forge]

what

[hardy pond]

@nova forge poof! You’re gone

[nocturne moth]

i meant potomac republic

[nova forge]

i did but tek hasnt updated the map yet

[nocturne moth]

https://tenor.com/view/do-i-give-a-damn-gif-22725215

[nova forge]

thats why theres a blue line

[nova forge]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[hardy pond]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-gif-24727823

where the fuck is the map

still havent found it

[nova forge]

indiana is about to go poof

@lost dirge surrender now and you retain some autonomy

[hardy pond]

we just gonna take all of hokkaido and honshu until kansai and kuril islands and sakhalin for now

[lost dirge]

How ze fuck did you take that much land in like an hour

I’m that time it would have taken you to settle that land I would easily prepare myself

West and south are covered by a river

[nova forge]

i didnt

its been 8 hours

[nova forge]

ive been advancing this whole time u havent

[nova forge]

surrender or not bud, answer my question

[lost dirge]

I’ve been preparing fortifications

[lost dirge]

8 hours and the whole Midwest

[lost dirge]

what degree of autonomy would I get

Like a frdersted state (usa Micronesia irl)

We will let your military pass thru

And all of that shit

you can even like use our military

@nova forge can I sleep and we talk about this tommorow?

[hardy pond]

sleep is for the weak

[lost dirge]

Sleep isn’t for the weak

[strange wedge]

proceeds to be weak asf and wanting sleep

[jagged elm]

weak for the is sleep

[nova forge]

yes but i get my claims and u gotta drop yours otherwise im just going to invade you

[fathom elm]

weak sleep the for is

[hybrid folio]

2,600 naval assets? there's not gonna be enough people to put on the ships

[hybrid folio]

yeah take absolutely nothing just little teeny miny portions of land

[fathom elm]

Nope some are not in use we had a joint fleet agreement with maine in preperation to go thru the vast ocean west

so basically we have naval assets that are not in constant use

now that Maine don't exist they all belong to me : )

[hardy pond]

build more warships like 200 more because why not

[fathom elm]

I can't just invest all of the military spending on warships need some land weapons

[modest mantle]

fr fr

you need to balance yo spending ‼️‼️

dont waste it all into military

balance it out for overall investments, economy n military

and research

[nova forge]

hey tek

[fathom elm]

yes exactly

[modest mantle]

hallo

im not on pc rn but i hope to be on pc by lunchtime

if not then 3pm

[nova forge]

if i go to war with indiana how does that work

[modest mantle]

ill show an example on pc

[fathom elm]

naval spending has seen a minor setback to just the maintaining the ships and investing it into better medical and economical stuff

[modest mantle]

its a turn based thing

[nova forge]

well i could honestly wipe him out in one turn

[modest mantle]

ill show examples soon

[nova forge]

considering hes never active

[modest mantle]

true

[nova forge]

i made a map with my future expansions around indiana included and it should be a clean sweep

sorry for the image size i hate ms paint

[modest mantle]

its fine dw

[fathom elm]

what happen to the republic-

[nova forge]

annexed

[fathom elm]

u just gonna annex both smaller kingdoms hmm

[fathom elm]

oh yes btw me and Rev decided to split Maine on the Quebec and Maine borders belonging to Maine and I get the rest of Maines land in mid NE and Southern Canada

[modest mantle]

alrighty

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126594144140284074/caption.gif

[fathom elm]

loll

[fathom elm]

this is basically what Rev has "ignore his expansion plans for rn dark blue is current"

[modest mantle]

alr

so the current quebec/maine border?

[nova forge]

yus

[fathom elm]

yep

i get the rest of ex-maine land and our joint ships hehe

[nova forge]

they are pointless and like you said, indiana is in the way

[modest mantle]

atleast poof is clearing up the northeast borders

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126591646738423931/caption.gif

[nova forge]

yes lol

[fathom elm]

tru ig

[nova forge]

lmao

accurate

[hardy pond]

build schools ig

build more fishing boats for sushi and build ports around coastal areas

Build a major road leading from hakodate to asahikawa via sapporo

[hybrid folio]

still a lot of ships for the time, how are you going to keep the ships maintained

[hardy pond]

with the power of magic

[hybrid folio]

the nation's treasury:

[hardy pond]

Deterioration isn’t invented yet

[frosty echo]

Unity, Work, Progress

[woeful hedge]

Province map of Prydain

Ill see if tek can help me do names when on compoota

[modest mantle]

alright

@woeful hedge name where cornwall is as "Kernow / Cernyw"

name wales as Cymru

cumbria as Cwmbria

isle of man as "Ynys Fannin"

name west lothian (the area with glasgow) as Gorllewin Lothianydd

name ulster as Ulsaidd

and name the remainder of britain as "Dwyrain Prydain"

if you need to rename anymore provinces just give me a call

[woeful hedge]

thank you

[hardy pond]

@modest mantle please dm me the map on next update so i can find it

[woeful hedge]

Prydain flag fr ik the white dragon represents the anglo saxons in our timeline but in this timeline that never happened and also white goes harder than red on this flag

[modest mantle]

goes fucking hard

cheers for adding the st davids colours and the dragon

[woeful hedge]

its so simple but it works lmao

[lost dirge]

So you get Michigan?

[woeful hedge]

jarvis enhance

[humble gate]

when will we get the next map?

[woeful hedge]

soon prolly

[modest mantle]

yea soon nuff ill update everythin

[charred ferry]

if my country is dead, can we make a new one?

[modest mantle]

sure

you can go into exile

[frosty echo]

[fathom elm]

I've hired people to maintain the ships

[jagged elm]

dead

[frosty echo]

waitin

[woeful hedge]

sayum dawg

[humble gate]

where the map?

[modest mantle]

my pc is on fire wait a few minutes

holy fuck my ram usage is so much wtf

[humble gate]

i think you should get a new pc at this point

[modest mantle]

nah

its funny seeing it explode

[tawdry leaf]

Idk carlos I don’t think her pc has quite literally caught flames

[humble gate]

i know that her pc isnt on fire

lmao

im just saying if it crashes that much that aint a good pc

[woeful hedge]

europe needs more PEOPLE!!

[humble gate]

no british people

[modest mantle]

ok my pc is cooling diwn now

[tawdry leaf]

no @modest mantle smh

[modest mantle]

no big e hear me out

im the OG british

we wuz britons n shit.

[tawdry leaf]

Exactly

[modest mantle]

these new fuckers? smelly cunts

[tawdry leaf]

tek is briton not British 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[modest mantle]

nah dawg im brittonic

brythonneg

[woeful hedge]

real 🗣️

also the vast majority of americans are descended from the english irish and scottish 🗣️ 🗣️ 💯 🔥 🧯

[humble gate]

we have found 75 people from the islands

from the last hurricane

one boat was damaged because it used a logitech g710

during a hurricane

the controller disconnected

[frosty echo]

Bro Logitech didn't exist during the 1400s

[woeful hedge]

carlos is the shittest troll ive ever seen 💀

[modest mantle]

i will open paint.shart

give me a quick moment

[humble gate]

bro you have not seen all the nick h's

[woeful hedge]

nah havent been on this account properly for a while 💀

[fathom elm]

I've made a flag

don't judge it too harshly

[woeful hedge]

present the wonderful piece of vexiology you have created

[frosty echo]

I will 🤓

[woeful hedge]

AMERICA!!!

[humble gate]

dawg

what is this

[fathom elm]

yes!!

[frosty echo]

Not bad but the color choice could have been better

[woeful hedge]

🦅 🦅 🎸 🛢️

[modest mantle]

average flag of liberia

i mean have you SEEN the liberian province flags doe

[fathom elm]

Liberia? lmao

[woeful hedge]

💀 ☠️ 🏴‍☠️

🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️

[modest mantle]

ok

[fathom elm]

lmao

[modest mantle]

giveme 30 minutes to register, scroll and find every change that has been requested

apolgoies for the wait

[fathom elm]

mine is better 😌

[woeful hedge]

I DO NOT currently request any changes even if it seems like i did!!! 🇨🇭 🇦🇴

[humble gate]

dawg this looks like you went to google and searched up "eagle" "cool dragon for flag" and "old ass ship"

[modest mantle]

"cool dragon for flag"

wales:

[fathom elm]

hater

[fathom elm]

show your flag

[humble gate]

im using the venezuelan flag

[fathom elm]

wow soooo original

[humble gate]

aleast it aint a DIY flag

[woeful hedge]

🤖 🤖 🤖

[fathom elm]

what's wrong with DIY flag : (

[humble gate]

you could of made it a bit better

[fathom elm]

like what

[humble gate]

also the resolution of flag looks like less then 480p

[fathom elm]

oh uhh 🥲

[humble gate]

nah it aint that bad

it looks like lower end 720p

[fathom elm]

I can't make better quality welp 🥲

[humble gate]

https://stock.adobe.com/images/pirates-boat-illustration/13201920?as_campaign=TinEye&as_content=tineye_match&clickref=1011lwVS87Up&mv=affiliate&mv2=pz&as_camptype=domain&as_channel=affiliate&as_source=partnerize&as_campaign=tineye

wait all the images i could find of this had a water mark

[fathom elm]

I did make this so-

[tawdry leaf]

Who let bro cook 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[fathom elm]

insert American eagle noises*

[modest mantle]

give me another 15 mins or so i need to restart my pc because of some stupid ass update

[nocturne moth]

https://tenor.com/view/threddy-threddyrex-windows-updates-gif-20412365

[woeful hedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/615646183658094613/900087407871938620/image0-21.gif

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/windows-users-when-theyre-forced-to-randomly-update-windows-users-windows-linux-linux-is-bad-gif-21815262

[tawdry leaf]

Hoi4 players when the focus right before “declare new world Order” is “take a shower “

[humble gate]

ironic that the gif is showing a macbook

[woeful hedge]

real...

[jagged elm]

@modest mantle next time you go offline just send me the file so i can keep things moving

[fathom elm]

update must've taken longer than thought

[modest mantle]

yea uh so basically

only now the pc update finished

man i love windows

[woeful hedge]

windows 💪 🪟

[modest mantle]

paint,net opened

opening discord now

[woeful hedge]

paint.net opening process 75.5%

[modest mantle]

opening file

[woeful hedge]

who controls SYHRLANDIA!!?

[modest mantle]

anyway i found a pic of the old geopol

[modest mantle]

i think syhr controls syhrlandia just a hunch

[woeful hedge]

OH YES

[modest mantle]

zoo wee mama!

[woeful hedge]

lmfao

[jagged elm]

this is what i am going to do for canada

[modest mantle]

ok what was the plan for maine again

[woeful hedge]

that map looks fricking beautiful dawg

[jagged elm]

dany and i's border is along the modern day quebec and new hampshire borders

[modest mantle]

gotcha

[jagged elm]

blue is my country and light blue is where i am currently doing shenanigans in

[woeful hedge]

unnatural borders need to be destroyed 🔥 🤯

DEATH TO UNNATURAL BORDERS

[jagged elm]

i still need ontario but dany's in the south for now and i dont care about the north

so i am going #west

[nocturne moth]

i sent you that 😭😭

[modest mantle]

yea

[frosty echo]

Can we expand now?

[modest mantle]

yuh sure why not

[frosty echo]

Ok then

[nova forge]

repost

[humble gate]

REPOST

[nocturne moth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1125901902362705990/1126594606776205504/IMG_2820.png

[nova forge]

note that i would like to do all of my expansion in one turn due to me posting this last night

[modest mantle]

yup

[modest mantle]

ai would like to note

mag did land on cyprus yesterday

but he didnt take all of it

[woeful hedge]

secret plans for REVERSE 1066 (not expansion just yet!!)

[frosty echo]

Ok

[fathom elm]

my expansions are in dms : )

I can resend if need

[lost dirge]

indiana is basically trapped all around by pogo

we are litterally just chilling rn

[hybrid folio]

did map update happen throughout the day

[modest mantle]

Phoenicia continues to expand its boundaries further east, and now reaches the region of Mesopotamia, where Babylonian muslims reside in. Phoenicia also expands into Cyprus, now having 3 different borders with Jonturkiye. Additionally, their Tripoli colony, or more well known now by the inhabitants living there as "Carthage", expands rapidly into Tunisia, reaching more fertile land allowing for greater economic and agricultural development.

Jonturkiye has expanded its boundaries further east as well, now beginning to reach new ethnicities such as the Kurds and soon enough will be meeting many trees that a guy named Enver Pasha cut down in 1915. Jonturkiye has also expanded into Thrace and Greece, along with strengthening their black sea holdings.```

[fathom elm]

turkey really gonna take Egypt

[lost dirge]

Yea

indiana also has the Chicago area @modest mantle

[fathom elm]

giants snoozing too long

[nova forge]

no you dont

[lost dirge]

We do lol

[modest mantle]

With the recent developments of naval technology and vessel design, the Tamil kings have authorised an expedition west in search of land. They have successfully colonised an island a few miles northeast of Somalia and south of Oman and Yemen. Additionally, their frontiers in the mainland have strengthened further, meeting even more ethnic groups native to the Indian subcontinent.```

[hybrid folio]

oh yes

absolutely beautiful

stunning

[lost dirge]

We are willing to trade it for your section of the wabash river

[modest mantle]

@elfin dew do you want to expand your lands

[nova forge]

no you dont kid

[humble gate]

didnt you surrender yesterday?

[lost dirge]

Ignore the map I put out yesterday

[lost dirge]

I said we were negotiaiting a deal lol

[nova forge]

i aint trading nothing its mine

[humble gate]

you said sure fine

yesterday before you deleted it

[nova forge]

^

[lost dirge]

I deleted the Michigan but

y’all trippin rn

[nova forge]

then its war

i made it clear yesterday

join me or its war

[lost dirge]

I litterally offered to join you

like to union state lol

[nova forge]

and i said yes

[woeful hedge]

holy flip its getting heated 🔥 👨‍🚒

[lost dirge]

Okay so we’re together

[nova forge]

no union state

[modest mantle]

Japan has finally expanded! Its Tohoku and Hokkaido regions have further expanded south and north respectively, allowing for greater population boosting and economic growth. Additionally, they have for now secured dominance over the Sea of Japan.

The Arelixians continue to expand along river basins, allowing for even greater economic and agricultural output. They have also began a spearhead toward the South China Sea, allowing for greater naval superiority in the region.```

[nova forge]

nah ur getting invaded

[jagged elm]

Using statistics my country's population is roughly like 450,000~

[lost dirge]

Then you will get caught on the banks of the wabash snd@the big blue

You will be atritted to death

[fathom elm]

honestly u should just slowly expand japan since u guys are never online atst 😅

[nova forge]

ok sure

[lost dirge]

We have vast forests

[nova forge]

now your just making shit up

[lost dirge]

Nah

[modest mantle]

true

[lost dirge]

Indiana did have vast forests

[lost dirge]

irl

[modest mantle]

i think this is a very winnable war

[modest mantle]

ok but what if you pummel through it like in 1940

[humble gate]

how much army men do you have

[lost dirge]

They don’t have tanks lol

[modest mantle]

still infantry can work

[fathom elm]

yo star just let me annex u 😩

[tawdry leaf]

What if you try it again in winter 1944 and get decimated?

[lost dirge]

nah

[modest mantle]

when its this time and age its all about numbers

[nova forge]

i will still win

[lost dirge]

At vast costs

Imma commit acts that i cannot say do to f13 rules

[nova forge]

dont care ur going down

[humble gate]

i remember when bro said he had 75k troops

[nova forge]

lmao

[lost dirge]

Your going down with me

[nova forge]

sure kid

[lost dirge]

About as realistic as @nova forge s territorial claims

[lost dirge]

You have no cache beli

[humble gate]

you know you said that you had 75k troops lmao

[jagged elm]

I've sent out some expeditions to explore further westward into modern day BC and Alberta, not much here at the moment but they're setting up some posts so they dont freeze to death

[nova forge]

we are at war

[lost dirge]

Cross the wabash

[nova forge]

im not roleplaying shit

[lost dirge]

Then why are you even here

[nova forge]

this is an obvious victory

[lost dirge]

Your trippin

[nova forge]

i dont need to roleplay much my dude

[lost dirge]

This is litterally a rp channel

[humble gate]

how many troops do both sides have

[lost dirge]

That was too fast

[fathom elm]

let me annex you so poof can't do anything

[jagged elm]

look at my cute little posts

[tawdry leaf]

We should have tek decide population and army strength like troop count and stuff because y’all be way overestimating yourself

[nova forge]

we are already at war so thats not an option

[fathom elm]

since when did u have all that area

[nova forge]

i have entered his territory

[lost dirge]

What cacus beli did you have

[fathom elm]

it is anything goes

[jagged elm]

since never im just here

[humble gate]

yeah starspottedcat does not have 75k troops

[jagged elm]

mapping out north america

[lost dirge]

I guess imma set off bombs In your cities