F13 Geopolitics

[tawdry leaf]

Tek I need you to take back over

[modest mantle]

👍 wna i siwr

[jagged elm]

pei is still mine by the way

[humble gate]

💀

[modest mantle]

is it a big deal

[humble gate]

nah

[jagged elm]

what

[humble gate]

idk how that happened

i clicked on the word and it was on fire

[severe dawn]

We're continuing to build up our capital city and encouraging folks to move in. Those who have children will be granted lower taxes to encourage further growth of urban areas

[modest mantle]

TAMIL KINGS HAS SUCCESSFULLY UNITED THE SOUTHERNMOST POINT OF INDIA! +10 tekcoins

[jagged elm]

im going to newfoundland

[humble gate]

wait we have tek coins?

[modest mantle]

Germanic or well idfk SYHRIAN expansions continue into mainland Europe.

[humble gate]

syhrlandia

the best name

[elfin dew]

obviously

[modest mantle]

Venezuela should probably focus more into South America by now.

[jagged elm]

hey i love that guy

[modest mantle]

After sending our colonialists to the western frontiers of our country, we find that our southern border follows a river. Along with our western colonialists going westward, we send expediitoners to follow the river, leading to both forces meeting up. Texas is BIG NOW!!

[fathom elm]

I back

[modest mantle]

hey dany

do you wanna expand

[fathom elm]

hi tek : )

yess

[modest mantle]

okj whcih dire.ct on

[fathom elm]

follow the coastline south

[modest mantle]

oke

[humble gate]

what are the 3 biggest nations in the game

[modest mantle]

Northeast developments by Dany, man they should connect their border with Poof.

[fathom elm]

yep was thinking bout that

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD NOW ACTIVE AGAIN!! this time for 20 mins since it was off for 20 mins now

YEAR: 1422

[fathom elm]

move west to connect with poot and that republic

is my plan

[jagged elm]

i am in newfoundland now by the way

[fathom elm]

I see

[modest mantle]

Cool awe.some i wi ll add next update. :3

[elfin dew]

@frosty echo my trading party has arrived at Tripoli, would you like to establish trade relations with the great nation of Syhrlandia?

[frosty echo]

Sure

[elfin dew]

do you have any goods to offer?

[fathom elm]

what? already?

[elfin dew]

I have iron, timber, fish, horses

[fathom elm]

passed the Atlantic ocean

😳

[elfin dew]

I dispatched a separate expedition

[jagged elm]

My current largest cities:

1. Sydney
2. Halifax
3. Antigonish

[elfin dew]

gonna sign off to sleep. @modest mantle here are my plans

gobbling up that fertile land

I'm also establishing my navy, putting cannons on my ships

[fathom elm]

yep same we are going on expeditions over sea

[elfin dew]

we don't see the need for a land army at this stage. but children in Syhrlandia are taught basic sword fighting and hand-to-hand combat in school

[modest mantle]

ok

[fathom elm]

we have discovered a new island and now claim Bermuda

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD halfway done

[modest mantle]

tiny ass fuckin island so small it dont even show paintable pixels 😭

[fathom elm]

pffft

[tawdry leaf]

Im back

[frosty echo]

Gonna be my last plans for now since I'm gonna be off for a few hours

[severe dawn]

We will be building up a port on the west coast near some flat land so we can establish a hub for outsiders to visit our country and to launch expeditions westwards across the arabian sea

The tamil kings will be a force to be reckoned with outside of India

[tawdry leaf]

We are so up

[nocturne moth]

do i have to wait until the grace period is over to start a country

[modest mantle]

you can start a country during anytime

[tawdry leaf]

tek can we get a zoomed out map

[jagged elm]

@fathom elm i think we should create a defence pact in case maine tries something

[modest mantle]

ill just show it being added when it isnt grace period

[modest mantle]

yea soon

when i update everything

[frosty echo]

Basically expanding into Southern Tunisia and the Al-Hasakah Governorate

[fathom elm]

alright

[humble gate]

my plan

[jagged elm]

they've already tried to invade me once i do not trust them when it comes to peace with the rest of the region

[tawdry leaf]

The nation of euler tek stands against this savagery towards the people of Nova Scotia

[jagged elm]

anyway ive just established St John's, NL

the atlantic federation will soon have 2 provinces

states? idr

[modest mantle]

hold on im gonna extend grace period for another 5 minutes im adding in tribal labels

[tawdry leaf]

extend these tek

[nova forge]

shit i just woke up

[jagged elm]

my land currently consists of nova scotia and cape breton island which are both separate states, as well as the territory of newfoundland

pei is currently part of cape breton

i'll probably give them statehood soon enough

[tawdry leaf]

our land consists of the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS and the state of biggie

[nova forge]

i shall connect my territory here

[nocturne moth]

@modest mantle can i start my country where shanghai is irl

[modest mantle]

sure

[tawdry leaf]

communist or ROC

[nova forge]

i am encircling lake erie

[nocturne moth]

i will not comment on this.

[tawdry leaf]

COMMUNIST OR ROC

[humble gate]

we must know

[nova forge]

Communism

[nocturne moth]

No statement at this time.

[tawdry leaf]

MAOLIX WTF

[severe dawn]

It's the 1420s or 1430s communists won't come for another 400 years

[nova forge]

neither would democracy

[tawdry leaf]

The incas were socialist

[humble gate]

so your ideology is neutral

[modest mantle]

alright i believe most of the labels are here

[tawdry leaf]

Democracy is as old as Ancient Greece lol

[severe dawn]

Arelix may or may not be a primitive socialist

[tawdry leaf]

Texas is so based

[jagged elm]

i have now taken the island of newfoundland with St John's as its capital

[modest mantle]

alr

[nova forge]

repost

i connected my lands around lake erie

[queen vigil]

Tek

[jagged elm]

Looking towards making it the 4th state after I give statehood to pei

[humble gate]

is the grace period over?

[modest mantle]

yea

[humble gate]

my plan

[nova forge]

and i also connect my border with dany

[queen vigil]

I have now continued to expand west and have reached the point where the Saint Lawrence comes out of Lake ontario?

[fathom elm]

already done

[nova forge]

good

[severe dawn]

Ok port city construction is going well, our first west coast boats are starting to be assembled there

Arelix is no longer present in our religious buildings while the tamil kings are talking about spices

[jagged elm]

I have made contact with Île d'Anticosti and will be heading northwards towards Labrador from there

[modest mantle]

@nocturne moth What colour is your state and what is your countrys name

[queen vigil]

I also want to expand to attempt to cut off JFK

[modest mantle]

well expand where specifically

[queen vigil]

Shit being on mobile sucks

[jagged elm]

we are far more immune to the conditions of the north than you will ever be

[nova forge]

changing my name to the peoples republic of poof

[fathom elm]

We are funding a mass expansion south due to the booming economies with trade and farming

[jagged elm]

dany in his thirteen colonies era fr

[fathom elm]

fr

[severe dawn]

Scouts now focusing on the eastern side of the nation, with favorable terrain allowing for quick expansion

[nocturne moth]

color: blue
name: arelix (for now)

[jagged elm]

ill be sending you coal @fathom elm to aid in the expenses of expanding south

[severe dawn]

West coast focus is on building up our boats

[fathom elm]

thanks we'll send you good in exchange

[strange wedge]

merchants probably

[nova forge]

we are now heading south

[opaque merlin]

and they've got spices

[modest mantle]

current state of the map

[severe dawn]

Boats boats boats we've built boats

[jagged elm]

something is brewing in the tropics...

[severe dawn]

That's me

[jagged elm]

based

[severe dawn]

No one conquers the Tamil Kings

[hybrid folio]

We will be expanding towards the Marmara Sea and the Mediterranean as we establish our first organized armed forces divisions including scout forces

the scout forces have settled in European land in the Marmara Sea and the city of Istanbul has been established; bordering the Mediterranean we have established Antalya and Manavgat and lastly we have gotten our hands on the fertile Gediz and Menderes rivers, which means multiple cities along the mountains accompanying them (including Izmir, Manisa etc.)

[nocturne moth]

now we just need somebody to invade the rest of india

[jagged elm]

the atlantic federation is in support of the tamil kings

[strange wedge]

And they’ve got spices!

[severe dawn]

And an arab nation to sell spices

[severe dawn]

W we'll be sure to get spices ready for any trade between us when it happens

[queen vigil]

@modest mantle I'll be gone for a bit. Expand me a little in the great lakes and that's it.

[modest mantle]

kk

now to announce all the expansions in DETAIL!!

[hybrid folio]

along this we have gained tons of beneficial resources including grapes, pine honey, olives, wood and other fruits which should help us start our involvement in the trade market

[jagged elm]

anything helps we are at constant threat from the maine empire

[nova forge]

plan

[modest mantle]

With their recent expansions, the Tamil Kings begins contact with other Indian peoples and inhabitants living in their region. This leads to the Tamil peoples to begin assimilation of other Indian peoples, leading to a growth of population.```

[jagged elm]

they are TYRANTS and are trying to stop us from spreading FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY across northeastern canada

[fathom elm]

expanding further south

[nova forge]

i would like to expand southward towards the gulf in the next few updates

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle we are fixing the border gore by the biggie river and expanding into the rightful Texas borders of 1836

[jagged elm]

my goal is northern quebec and labrador at the moment

its quite harsh up here however we are making progress

[severe dawn]

We hope you enjoy success in your missions to spread democracy into the northern parts of canada regardless of climate

[teal totem]

i expand north, towards the Nicaragua-Honduras border

[fathom elm]

Maine is taking those oop

[teal totem]

also hi again

[severe dawn]

Nope rev is gonna sail around and get labrador

[jagged elm]

no they're in the great lakes

[frosty echo]

Expansion continues into the Deir ez-Zor Governorate

[modest mantle]

Phoenicia further expands it's Syrian boundaries, beginning contact with Mesopotamian peoples of Sumerian and Akkadian descent. The Tripoli colony also expands westward. It's inhabitants begin calling the colony something different, with a popular name being "Carthage".

Jonturkiye also expands further, now accessing Europe via the Bosphorus. This leads to overall Turkic control over the Aegean, due to underdeveloped neighbours such as the Greeks and South Slavs.```

[fathom elm]

I see

[hybrid folio]

as an addition, cities established on the sea have gotten a harbor, meaning we will be starting our naval forces

[jagged elm]

WE HAVE FOUND OIL!

it's useless at the moment but just wait

[nova forge]

cap

[jagged elm]

there's actually a shitton of oil in newfoundland and labrador lol

[fathom elm]

not giants bypassing one of the most fertile lands in norther Africa

[tawdry leaf]

lmao fr

[nova forge]

oh lol

[jagged elm]

it's the 3rd behind alberta and saskatchewan i believe

[frosty echo]

I haven't forgot about that yet

[hybrid folio]

you can't

[tawdry leaf]

It’s called shmuck*

[modest mantle]

The Syhrians discover a new river, where it has been found that its Gallic inhabitants call it the "Afon Rheinedd". This leads to a new adoptation of the river, the Rhine River.```

[teal totem]

I might make a new Hawaiian colony

[severe dawn]

Ok time to eat so we'll be boating

[woeful hedge]

holy frick is that the real tek??

[modest mantle]

yes

[fathom elm]

oil in the 1400s 😳

[hybrid folio]

hi hypothet

[modest mantle]

hypothet get in this geopol game YO!!

[jagged elm]

we put it in beer and give it to soldiers from maine

[woeful hedge]

hi mag

[woeful hedge]

FR YO!!

[fathom elm]

hello there

[jagged elm]

The GHC is getting reports of unsettled weather near Puerto Rico

[flat osprey]

cool game of geopol

[jagged elm]

whoever owns that island id advise caution in the area

[nova forge]

nobody

[flat osprey]

i'll wait for the next game instead of joining this one

[jagged elm]

someone expanded to it

[nova forge]

oh i see

[jagged elm]

why

[modest mantle]

Texas begins largening its size by almost double, due to following great rivers and plains which has led to discovery of great resources for building and extracting.

Dany has expanded it's boundaries further south, reaching an areas known as the Carolinas. It has also solved its borders with Poof.

The Empire of Maine continues its expansion westward, now having contact with the Poofian peoples. It also begins increasing tension with the Atlantic Federation.

The Poofians expand steadily, conserving what they have in order to develop infrastructure, economy and overall social life in the country.

Indiana changes little, if not at all.

The Atlantic Federation begins expansion into mainland North America through naval vessels and it's newly found colony of Newfoundland.```

[jagged elm]

we have given statehood to pei making them the third state in the federation

[tawdry leaf]

@elfin dew do you sell cows?

[frosty echo]

Heading offline now these will be my next plans @modest mantle

[nova forge]

who owns the potomac republic

[humble gate]

@charred ferry

[tawdry leaf]

We are looking to bring cows back to Texas and get rich as fuck

[modest mantle]

The Seanamanians continue to halt expansions, instead focusing on rapidly developing and assimilating their peoples into newly founded cities to increase economic productvitiy.

Venezuela further expands into South America, now looking to divert it's focus on the main continent instead of isolated Caribbean islands.```

[nova forge]

i might just declare wwar on him

[woeful hedge]

how do i join this game tek

[nova forge]

easy target

and hes in my way

[modest mantle]

The Arelixians create a new state, strategically placed near numerous islands and peninsulas. Their future is uncertain, however.```

[tawdry leaf]

@nocturne moth Communist or roc?

[jagged elm]

COMMIES!!!

[modest mantle]

well first of all

where do you want your country to be placed
what colour
what is your country name

[jagged elm]

go away commies...

[nocturne moth]

I have no comment at this time

[tawdry leaf]

when will you have a comment

[jagged elm]

i suspect they're working with maine in an attempt at spreading communism

what do we do?

[nocturne moth]

In some time

[charred ferry]

If you do not declare war you'll have free access to my lands.

[tawdry leaf]

how much time

[nova forge]

mm okay

[nocturne moth]

The time it will take to generate a statement

[tawdry leaf]

And how much time is that

[nova forge]

works for me

[nocturne moth]

Some time

[tawdry leaf]

Kansas becomes a vassal state part 1

[tawdry leaf]

What unit of time is “some time”

[nocturne moth]

A certain unit of time

[tawdry leaf]

And what certain amount of time is it

[tawdry leaf]

Until arelix says otherwise arelix is going to be treated as a communist

[charred ferry]

we're both allies (maybe)

[nocturne moth]

trying out this “remix” thing

[humble gate]

my plan

[fathom elm]

Ima resend mine

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD STARTING SOON!!!

there is a new country .

[fathom elm]

florida is next 😎

[nova forge]

i move my troops through potomac for a quicker expansiom

[nova forge]

lemme get some of the gulf coast plssss

[queen vigil]

@modest mantle I gotta say, just expand my territory so I own most of Canada east of the Great Lakes.

[modest mantle]

After months of organisation, many of the Brittonic tribes have organised into the Brittonic Welsh country of Prydain (hypothet). Prydain's location is heavily strategic, due to it's huge naval potential.```

[woeful hedge]

PRYDAIN 💪

[modest mantle]

PRYDAIN YN CYMRAEG DIM SAESNEG 💪

[woeful hedge]

💪

[fathom elm]

yo prydain starting big

[nocturne moth]

:(

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD STARTING NOW FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES!!!

[hybrid folio]

expansions of the Jonturk scouts continue as in the west they utilize the first galiot ships of the armed forces to expand further west. most conquests were easy and successful however Greek pirates were encountered in the Aegean, which really troubled our conquest of Chios and Lesbos. there were lots of casualties however the scouts still established on the islands.

[fathom elm]

nah i need those warm coastal waters

[modest mantle]

because you guys continue expanding the normal starting size should probably gradually increase too

[nova forge]

but i dont even have a port

[fathom elm]

gotcha

[fathom elm]

u have the great lakes

[nova forge]

doesnt ccount

[fathom elm]

u can make a passing treaty with me maine and atlantic

[nova forge]

they freeze in the winter

[fathom elm]

to go to the atlatic

ig ur best shot is going west

[tawdry leaf]

We have imported cows from Europe and we have birthed a new profession Called the “Cowboy” or to some “Vaqueros”

[fathom elm]

or asking to pass the mississippi river

[jagged elm]

You can use the Halifax port on one condition: you join Dany and I's defence pact against Maine

[nova forge]

works for me

never liked maine anyway

[jagged elm]

W

[queen vigil]

I saw that

[nova forge]

ok and?

[tawdry leaf]

Me personally I wouldn’t let that slide

[nova forge]

you never treated me with respect

[severe dawn]

Ok back from eating

[fathom elm]

i do not agree letting poof join

[queen vigil]

You didn't even interact with me a whole lot.

[jagged elm]

You can make conditions

[queen vigil]

I'd be willing to be nice.

[jagged elm]

Yeah the moment I formed you tried to eat me soooo

Screw you

[fathom elm]

hmm

[nova forge]

why

[queen vigil]

if my territorial requests were made

[queen vigil]

Im taking that as a insult to the great nation of Maine.

[severe dawn]

We're sending some ships west to see if we can discover a little island the tamil kings can use as another port

[jagged elm]

Good fuck Maine nicholas is there

[queen vigil]

Any more wrong moves and say bye bye to sovereignty.

[fathom elm]

your trying to block my passage west

[nova forge]

ok repostingthis one last time

[hybrid folio]

the flat fertile lands of Thrace were settled and taken advantage of as a small group of scouts continue westwards

the Antalya group of scouts continued along the coast, discovering more large mountains, caves and beaches.

in the Black Sea region, more resources including hazelnuts were found, however the region remains mostly empty because people don't want to settle there; some scouts had to establish a commune there.

the large scale discovery of the Marmara region continues as many suitable locations, both fertile and nice, for civilization to take place

[jagged elm]

lol you cant beat me

[fathom elm]

i do not appreciate that

[nova forge]

im not going to gulf but south is the only way i can expand

[fathom elm]

u can go west-

try to get the west coast

[nova forge]

indiana

[jagged elm]

I am also heading west so we can draw up a border when it happens

[fathom elm]

go around loll

[queen vigil]

I shall begin constructing fleets of ships so my nation can have a stronger navy for use in uhhhh definitely not threatening people. yeah.

since it has become Clear the future of Maine is uncertain

[fathom elm]

or take it over indiana struggling

[nova forge]

nah

the west coust is too far away

[woeful hedge]

ok that my gameplan so far
trying to secure southern england for suitable farming land and northern scotland as another way of accessing the north sea due to the shorter trek
little arrows show where i got explorer people so i can find new trading partners

[nova forge]

and id have to deal with eulertek

[severe dawn]

Our boats are continuing to sail west, looking for an island to settle

[hybrid folio]

still no signs of traders incoming to our nation however we have sent out some traders eastward and westward to see if we can find people willing to trade

[nova forge]

why are my images so small

[woeful hedge]

might also look at settling in northern ireland but focusing on great britain for now

[fathom elm]

you legit got free roam north and west

[tawdry leaf]

eulertek has just announced claim to the entire biggie river watershed that is WEST of the river any nations who seek this land are considered trespassers and WILL be treated as such if you have concerns please take them up with me immediately as they will be dealt with

[modest mantle]

UPDATING MAP!!

[fathom elm]

We have made our first attempted expedition EAST but unfortunately they have not returned 😔

We are investing to bigger and more powerful ships

to survive the journey

[severe dawn]

We eventually near the island of Socotra in the Arabian Sea, (that yemeni island near somalia). @modest mantle We would like to stake a claim on it

[nova forge]

ok this is better

[modest mantle]

Jonturkiye expands further into the Anatolian lands, now encroaching upon Thracian and Greek peoples. This leads to increased production not only economically, but socially as well.

Phoenicia is basically AFK.```

[fathom elm]

u cut off that republic loll

[jagged elm]

Did you send ships into the Atlantic?

[humble gate]

my plan

repost

[jagged elm]

Debris from at least a few boats have shown up along our coastline

[modest mantle]

Prydain, seeming to reunite its similar tribes who refused to unite into a single entity, begins to forcefully reunite tribes such as the Cantii and the Brigantes.

Syhrlandia doesn't change.```

[queen vigil]

Danny, why dont we work together on creating a fleet we jointly control and we head east, does that sound good? It might also improve our relations?

[tawdry leaf]

bro got the titan showing up 😭

[nova forge]

i know hes pretty much my puppet

[hybrid folio]

what is the Atlantic

[jagged elm]

FOULLL

[nova forge]

so i can just move through him

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/redoctober-submarine-youlostanothersubmarine-gif-23132254

[modest mantle]

DAMN

[fathom elm]

hmm yes let's both invest going across the atlantic

[queen vigil]

That's a nice adventure

[fathom elm]

Have they been identified?

[humble gate]

damn the tropics are dead in ghc

[tawdry leaf]

The northeast is so confusing right now

[fathom elm]

we have lost some of our ships

[queen vigil]

Bro i didn't know we had wireless controllers back in the damn 1400s, and controller glitches 💀

[hybrid folio]

you forgot Chios 😡

[humble gate]

it said oceangate

[jagged elm]

Not as of yet

dany dont you control NY?

[fathom elm]

most of it yes

[nocturne moth]

bluetooth turned off

[jagged elm]

beware of two flying objects in about 500-600 years

[fathom elm]

😳

[modest mantle]

Texas continues to expand, now achieving a sizeable portion of North America. Additionally, it now claims everywhere west of the known Biggie river.

Dany continues to expand southward, with Maine now beginning to line colonial troops on the northern frontiers of its country. The Atlantic Federation also puts colonial troops on it's northern frontiers. This begins a cold war between both nations to see who can colonise whats above them the fastest. Could this lead to a spike in tensions?

Poof completely encircles the Potomac Republic, as the latter becomes a vassal and a mere puppet state of Poof.

Indiana changes little.```

[tawdry leaf]

do NOT build 2 skyscrapers that look identical

[humble gate]

and dont ever explore afghanistan

[queen vigil]

Our fleet is nearly done

[modest mantle]

Venezuela continues to expand its boundaries, th is time heavily focusing on the South American continent. It rapidly increases in size and further expands in the Guyanas.

The Seanamanian empire doesn't change.```

[nova forge]

id like to take this over the next 2-3 updates

[queen vigil]

planned route of my fleet'

[tawdry leaf]

In order to avoid confrontation @fathom elm and I have agreed to split the southern US across this line

[queen vigil]

s maiden voyage you could put i9t

[teal totem]

Im gonna just do gradual and miniscule expansions, but I'm still gonna try developing my cities even further
@modest mantle

[jagged elm]

we literally control that passageway lmao

[queen vigil]

Relax, we aint here to do sus shit.

[jagged elm]

yes you are

[queen vigil]

Im not gonna harass your boats

or shit

[jagged elm]

tryna steal my land

[queen vigil]

Ill sail it to NB and then back to the NB/ME border port

ok?

[modest mantle]

alright

[jagged elm]

we're making good progress in Labrador

[nova forge]

gtg final repost

[modest mantle]

god this is gonna be a pain to map out

[queen vigil]

yes

[fathom elm]

new borders of Texas and Dany

[queen vigil]

Hey JFK, why dont we agree to where our borders will meet in Quebec?

[modest mantle]

yep

[fathom elm]

yep

[jagged elm]

you can have the south and ill take the north

boom no border gore

[queen vigil]

@modest mantle give us the map

[severe dawn]

Our Ceylon colony has now CLOSED the coast and have joined together. Some expansion is being done on the flat west coast and scouts are going t o the mountains

[queen vigil]

of quebec

[queen vigil]

this is my 2 proposals for a boundary.

[modest mantle]

i will describe these later btw

[jagged elm]

why dont you go west rather rhan north

[queen vigil]

hmmm

[jagged elm]

like the actual border between northern and southern quebec lmao

[queen vigil]

this better?

[hybrid folio]

expansions of Jonturk land continues in both ways as scouts continue establishment along the Dodecanese Islands, Mediterranean coast and the Black Sea coast. The Mediterranean naval discovery unit has discovered an island (Cyprus) and has landed on it.

[jagged elm]

something like that tek can make it look not ugly

[queen vigil]

aight, good finally being peaceful

[jagged elm]

heading up

[nocturne moth]

tek are you making an update for asia

[modest mantle]

yes

arelix where do you wanna expand to

[severe dawn]

Little coastal expansion going on too

[nova forge]

i want this area

[hybrid folio]

in the west, more islands in the Aegean are taken care of considering the lack of Greek pirates in the area however whole groups of Greek pirates are halting our progression in the Aegean and we are wearing them down slowly battle by battle

[fathom elm]

nah

[tawdry leaf]

do not step foot west of the biggie(Mississippi) river

[nocturne moth]

@modest mantle

[humble gate]

@nova forge go to bigge river there money

[modest mantle]

alright

[queen vigil]

Our colonial troops have made it to the shores of Lake Huron, and are attempting to establish connection with the Hudson Bay to begin fur trade shenanigans @modest mantle

[tawdry leaf]

PRC OR ROC

[tawdry leaf]

Uh oh

[nocturne moth]

i love stripping beavers naked

[severe dawn]

"Statement cannot be given at this time"

[tawdry leaf]

lmao

[queen vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[hybrid folio]

in the south, our naval scout units discover Cyprus and land on it, creating an establishment to continue further research and scouting

along with that, expansions along the Mediterranean coast continues; some brave scouts have also managed to go north over the mountains and discover more land with some resources

[strange wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-family-guy-woah-woah-woah-wait-a-second-wait-a-minute-gif-17687820

[modest mantle]

NOW BROADCASTING MAP UPDATES please wait warmly !

[jagged elm]

I have made it to central Canada

[humble gate]

my plan

[queen vigil]

Hey

[hybrid folio]

in central Anatolia, a desert with a large lake containing salt has been discovered; it has too harsh of a climate for establishment so only a trade post was built

[tawdry leaf]

That’s getting into the Amazon big guy

[queen vigil]

I will he heading out west in Canada

[severe dawn]

Yeah carlos is gonna be suffering some attrition lmao

[humble gate]

we were prepping while taking the islands

[queen vigil]

because someone blocked me going east*

[jagged elm]

nobody blocked you from going east

[hybrid folio]

nope you're gonna fucking die in the Amazon

[tawdry leaf]

lmao

[modest mantle]

The Britons continue their expansion to re-assimilate rouge Brittonic tribes, they now reach the North Sea. With this, they can cooperate in easier trade with the Syhrians.
Syhrland doesn't change.

Phoenicia doesn't change.

Jonturkiye continues expanding into the Aegean sea and into eastern Anatolia, now establishing a fronthold in the Black Sea. From here, they can discover new ethnicites such as Crimean Tatars and Ukrainians.```

[severe dawn]

If he slips into a river he's gonna be eaten up by pirhanas

[humble gate]

didnt your start place have alot of mountains

[tawdry leaf]

Not even the same at all

[hybrid folio]

no it's quite suitable for civilizations

[severe dawn]

Widespread civilizations take advantage of anatolia MUCH earlier than the amazon

Amazon is just scattered tribes

[hybrid folio]

ask the people from around 4000 BC

[humble gate]

there is only one tribe the incas

[nocturne moth]

No statement at this time

[humble gate]

that i see in the map

[severe dawn]

I'm talking about in the real world

[humble gate]

oh

[severe dawn]

Incas did live in peru but mainly in the mountainous regions through their unique farming

[modest mantle]

In India, the Tamil Kings continues it's expansion to cover the entire southern half of the Indian subcontinent. This gives them full access to both the Bay of Bengal and the Arabian sea, which can lead to easier trading, navigations and advancing ship technology.

In China, the Arelixians begins its advance by identifying rivers and expanding along them, making it prime agricultural estate. This gives them an economic output greater than many other tribes and very few sovereign states.

In Japan, nothing changes.```

[jagged elm]

The Manitoba territory is coming along nicely

[queen vigil]

OI STOP IT

[jagged elm]

im not even close to you nerd

[tawdry leaf]

Rev that’s unrealistically fast also 1 area claim per grace period or it gets too hard to keep up

[queen vigil]

Thats land I want.

some of it

[jagged elm]

you havent even bothered with ontario yet

[queen vigil]

I have lol?

[tawdry leaf]

Y’all just go to war already

[queen vigil]

no

[tawdry leaf]

Geez

[fathom elm]

lol

[jagged elm]

literally every move i make this dude is up my ass

[queen vigil]

i love being up people's ass

[tawdry leaf]

Figuratively or literally

[nocturne moth]

both

[tawdry leaf]

Ok

[queen vigil]

maybe I should rephrase that

[jagged elm]

regardless i have to be faster because i also have to handle the ghc lmao

[modest mantle]

In the Caribbean, Venezuela's attempt of expansion into Southern America is halted by harsh terrain of the Amazon rainforest. This leads to severe attrition in their expeditional units. They will have to instead either go around the entire continent by foot around the coastlines, or by sea, colonising and setting up penal colonies.

For the first time in many, many years, the Seanamanian Empire expands slowly, incursing more civilians into Central America.

Texas' true power begins to show as it now claims everything west of the Biggie River, along with a recent treaty with the Danyulkan government to split the southern states. Additionally, it further expands its official claims along the Biggie River, reaching states such as the People's Republic of Poof.

The Danyulkans, having signed a treaty with the Texans, now lay claim and begin to expand into the deep south and the Floridian peninsula. This leads to prime advancement in Naval technology.

Indiana begins to get encircled by the Poofians. 

The Poofians have began expanding at greater speeds in comparison to before, now reaching the frontiers of Texas. This leads to official diplomatic ties between both states.

Maine continues to expand northward toward the Hudson Bay, along with the Atlantic Federation. Tensions between both states begin to spike due to land claims and overall disputes, along with Mainean naval incursions into the AF's naval territory.

The Potomac Republic remains a vassal state of the People's Republic of Poof.```

[severe dawn]

Next GHC update soon?

[jagged elm]

this is going to be up someone's ass soon

conditions are RIPE rn

[tawdry leaf]

Light purple are my claimed territory not actual territories I’d you’re wondering why it’s so huge

[queen vigil]

you cant do that shut just become someones pissing you off with territory demands. lol

[severe dawn]

Most I see the manitoba areas rn are claimed areas like yours due to the terrain

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD!! this time for 30 minutes, i need to take a small break i wish to avoid burn out :3

go argue with your neighbours over lands or develop anything

have fun

[jagged elm]

um yes i can that's literally my job

fym

[modest mantle]

OH ACTUALLY, to avoid cluttering up any land disputes / development shit, go put your next land claims in my dms and ill check them out later

[fathom elm]

I send ships to take this over

[hybrid folio]

a formal and official Jonturk monarchy has been formed, after years of mostly unorganized leadership; the new king has been chosen by past high ranked people and he has chosen the members of an accompanying council which will be taking a huge part in governing factors of the country

[humble gate]

oh shit

[hybrid folio]

along this, 5 provinces were set up with governors assigned to them with less power and strictly related and controlled by the council to avoid any rebellion

[hybrid folio]

so the blue and red nations are just gonna watch you do that

like nothing

[fathom elm]

yep

[hybrid folio]

@nova forge @queen vigil

wake up dany is interfering with your territorial waters

[fathom elm]

I've allowed free roam for Maine

under heavy supervision

[jagged elm]

Alberto has formed as a tropical cyclone and is now heading towards the leeward islands. There is disagreement on whether or not it will continue westward into the Caribbean or take a north turn and go out to sea

[fathom elm]

me who has most of the places where these go

[nocturne moth]

alberto again? 😭

[tawdry leaf]

Literally Bret

[queen vigil]

We will definitely NOT Be sus with beavers

[fathom elm]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-deniro-meet-the-fockers-point-looking-at-you-im-watching-you-gif-5145428

[nocturne moth]

caribbean graveyard

[hybrid folio]

in terms of education, traditional schools for all boys with ages from 5-16 have been set up, teaching them the basics of life etc. children older than 16 will be attending 1 of 2 schools depending on their known talent: the land forces/naval forces academy or the science academy

[jagged elm]

yeah i reset it

[queen vigil]

shit like that has been going on here, but kids are forced to be loyal to the leadership, or they will be tortured. even 5 year olds. but shhh nooone knows at this moment

[hybrid folio]

girls can attend an optional school of 3 years which teach them about farming and basics of chores

please remember this is the 15th century before attacking me

and this is hypothetical

[modest mantle]

i think it would be more realistic if girls had 0 rights at all if this is the 15th century

[hybrid folio]

I mean I never said they had rights

you never know what happens in the girls schools

[modest mantle]

fair fair

[queen vigil]

they be smoking that 15th century zaza

[modest mantle]

I love feudalism .

[modest mantle]

Look how great feudalism is !

[modest mantle]

So true

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle what year is it

[modest mantle]

about 1427

[hybrid folio]

in terms of trade, a likely Phoenician trader group stumbled upon our trade posts and we have done successful trading with them; we discovered new spices and plants

[jagged elm]

Alberto is beginning to rapidly intensify and is now a hurricane. Hurricane and tropical storm watches have been issued across the lesser antilles

flunked

better image

ive decreased the opacity for track lines

[teal totem]

economy go brrrrrrr

[modest mantle]

eu4pilled as fuck .

this is why feudalism works (trust me)

[woeful hedge]

Plan map FR

[fathom elm]

oof Carlos gonna get smacked

Venezuela*

how long till grace period

[tawdry leaf]

37 YEARS

[humble gate]

nah what did i came back too

😢💀

hey nobody in those little islands anyways

[jagged elm]

Alberto continues intensifying and now has estimated winds of 90kt (105mph) as it tracks towards the leeward islands, prompting widespread hurricane warnings. There continues to be disagreement as to whether or not Alberto will head into the gulf or go out to sea, however impacts on Puerto Rico and Hispaniola are looking more and more likely. A hurricane watch is in effect for these areas.

[fathom elm]

oof

[nocturne moth]

should be over in about 4 minutes

[queen vigil]

@humble gate your gonna die.

ill hosta funeral

[tawdry leaf]

It’s dying in the Hispaniola shredder trust

Shear and dry air will cause it to bust

[hybrid folio]

dude is new drake

[humble gate]

didnt you get hit by a cat 3

[tawdry leaf]

lmao

[queen vigil]

That was Dany

[humble gate]

are census has found that 532 people live on the islands they can die

[tawdry leaf]

💀

[fathom elm]

omg

[jagged elm]

Alberto slams the leeward islands with estimated wind speeds of 110kt (125mph), making it a major hurricane as it continues heading northwestwards towards Puerto Rico & Hispaniola where hurricane and tropical storm warnings are now in effect. Hurricane watches are now in effect for the remainder of northern Hispaniola as well as the southern Bahamas as Alberto's track becomes clearer.

[tawdry leaf]

uh oh

[modest mantle]

forgot to mention grace period is over :3

[jagged elm]

grace period is over and a major hurricane is tearing apart the Caribbean

[tawdry leaf]

Land interaction with Bahamas will kill it Trust

[jagged elm]

Forgot to mention an invest is roaming in the WPAC

[tawdry leaf]

91

[nocturne moth]

average wpac year

[jagged elm]

i am not going through 90-99 for every single basin

[opaque merlin]

Nah, it will do this

[tawdry leaf]

Ok so

Now what

[modest mantle]

im updating the map and making adjustments

[humble gate]

for some reason we now only have 345 people living in islands that strange

[tawdry leaf]

Ok

[tawdry leaf]

Maybe because you left them to die lmao

[nocturne moth]

neuron activation

[opaque merlin]

187 "missing", huh

[fathom elm]

trying to murder me fr

[humble gate]

nah they prob went to swim in the water

[nocturne moth]

“swim”

[modest mantle]

The Tamil Kings begin to expand further into the Indian Subcontinent. With this, they assimilate more and more rural Indian peoples into their agricultural sectors.

The Arelixians continue to spread through river basins to river basin, which leads to greatly improved agricultural sectors and efficiency.

Japan doesn't change, yet again.```

[fathom elm]

we have reached a population of 250k woo

[tawdry leaf]

(Drown)

[jagged elm]

Alberto scrapes past Hispaniola with estimated wind speeds at 120kt (140mph), bringing extremely harsh conditions to the islands as it heads northwestward towards the Bahamas. Uncertainty grows whether or not Alberto will cross through Florida and into the Gulf of Mexico or stall over the Bahamas and be sent northeastwards.

[humble gate]

@fathom elm uh oh

[fathom elm]

such a big spread

go Florida shield

[humble gate]

didnt you claim florida

[fathom elm]

yes

[humble gate]

hmm now we only have 313 on the islands

[modest mantle]

Ooh boy, heres a long one written by MAG.

Jonturkiye continues to expand, and here's all their expansions in great detail.

Dodecanese Islands:
The Greek pirates have been overcome and some have been taken hostage to mainland Jonturkiye; many islands were conquered and forts were established. The biggest conquest was Crete, which was made easier as the Cretian people were already in disagreement with the Greek pirates and were in conflict with them. Our scout leaders managed to get in a good relationship with them and in the end they allowed Jonturk forts in the island and agreed to become a resident of Jonturkiye.

Crimea:
The newly established Black Sea Naval Scout Force managed to discover a portion of warm land with inhabitants living there (Crimean Tatars). There was no hostility as we found out we have the same descendants and can speak a similar language with each other. The Tatars, not being able to establish a nation, joined the Jonturks as a result of good negotiations and convincing.

Cyprus: 
The already landed scouts in Cyprus managed to discover more of the scorching hot island with deserts until stumbling upon the Phoenicians, which were not recognized at first but were later understood as a representative from the Jonturk council joined the scouts. A fort was established in the center of the Jonturk land in Cyprus, to keep track on what's happening.

----------------------------------------------------

Phoenicia remains the same.```

[nocturne moth]

@modest mantle

[modest mantle]

will do after next grace period

[nocturne moth]

sure

[opaque merlin]

32 more "missing"

[hybrid folio]

so bozkurtpilled

[nocturne moth]

you mean swim

[jagged elm]

Things are getting spicy

[modest mantle]

Prydain, at last, has successfully united the Brittonic celts under their rule as a monarchy. All Brittonic celts now forget their past tribal differences, and look onto a brighter future united as a single entity. *Pob lwc i Phrydain!*

Syhrlandia remains unchanged once again, however minor exchanges occur between Syhrian and Gallic forces, resulting in some economic boom in the region.```

[hybrid folio]

Syrians in SCANDINAVIA??? مطمین یم

[modest mantle]

WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE 🇸🇪

[tawdry leaf]

💀

[hybrid folio]

The Qurans Are Being Unburnt

The Swedish Islamic Republic Is Happening

[modest mantle]

ok but

[fathom elm]

💀

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126591646738423931/caption.gif

[tawdry leaf]

Northeast in this geopolitics gsme

[modest mantle]

fr fr

i got another one hold on

[severe dawn]

True

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126593321872142346/caption.gif

[tawdry leaf]

Do we have one for euler tek

[modest mantle]

of course

[queen vigil]

@jagged elm we gonna take this slander

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126592719544909924/caption.gif

[queen vigil]

Quebec is holy land

Tekxsas shall be burned

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126594144140284074/caption.gif

[queen vigil]

WHAT

[tawdry leaf]

oh really?

[queen vigil]

For legal reasons that was a joke

[tawdry leaf]

are you sure about that

[queen vigil]

yes.

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126594452148985988/caption.gif

[tawdry leaf]

Y’all have been so worried with eachother I’ve been capitalizing this whole time

[queen vigil]

ok @modest mantle give us the damn map updates

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126594761449541722/caption.gif

[queen vigil]

@jagged elm hi

[jagged elm]

Alberto continues to wreck havoc across the Caribbean and now has estimated wind speeds of 135kt (155mph). Widespread hurricane warnings and watches are in effect across the region as conditions rapidly deteriorate as Alberto continues northwestward. There is now agreement that Alberto will stall off the coast of Florida bringing prolonged hurricane conditions before zooming to the northeast, where its future remains uncertain.

[tawdry leaf]

YES

[nocturne moth]

dorian?

[severe dawn]

Literally Dorian

[modest mantle]

ok time to udpate el map

[queen vigil]

DORIAN 2.0

[fathom elm]

ayo

[queen vigil]

which means

it stalls then zooms into NS

[fathom elm]

no >:[

inb4 Canada

[jagged elm]

storm hits the bahamas

"ITS DOAINANNA!!!!!!1111"

[tawdry leaf]

mmmm

[queen vigil]

whats this DOAINANNA named storm? neve rheard of it

[jagged elm]

can someone just drop a nuke on maine already holy fuck

[modest mantle]

The Atlantic Federation begins to reach the shores of the Hudson bay, increasing trade and contact with local INUIT peoples. Meanwhile, Maine probably still shitting themselves over border disputes I think.

Maine continues to expand westward, reaching the great lakes.

Texas has now fully controlled two of three of it's claimed zones, with one in the southern USA with it's treaty with the Danyulkans, the other one west of the Biggie River.

The Danyulkans have finished their expansion toward the south, securing a strong position in the eastern seaboard.

The P.R of Poof remains unchanged, however the threat of them encircling Indiana remains.

The Potomac republic, still a vassal. How sad!```

[nocturne moth]

when will potomac be liberated

[jagged elm]

dany is about to get fucked

[modest mantle]

The Venezuelans have now taken control of Hispaniola, closening their reach toward the Danyulkans. Additionally, they have expanded further westward, now bordering the Seanamanian Empire, who they share a dynastic monarchic union with.

The Seanamanian Empire now shares a border.```

GRACE PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!

[tawdry leaf]

By WHO

[jagged elm]

alberto

[tawdry leaf]

Oh

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126593706640822405/caption.gif

[teal totem]

ECONOMIC BOOM GO BRRRRRR

[tawdry leaf]

💀

[severe dawn]

Time to grow some MORE SPICES!

[queen vigil]

I will now begin focusing more on my economy, and I will expand up to the Hudson Bay and finally stop my aggressive ways there

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126593137494720542/caption.gif

[fathom elm]

still claiming this

and now going further south into cuba

[humble gate]

uhh noo

[nocturne moth]

gorilla attack 😭😭

[queen vigil]

Send more about maine

[modest mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126595141864542309/caption.gif

[tawdry leaf]

Texas is investing investing massively into shipbuilding and ports

[fathom elm]

japan be sleepin

[fathom elm]

yes

[tawdry leaf]

It secretly has a city of 5,000,000 and is developing automatic guns

[modest mantle]

true

[jagged elm]

Alberto tears across the Grand Bahamas and Florida with wind speeds of 135kt (155mph). Alberto is expected to stall before moving into the Carolinas over the next day or so, gradually weakening as it does so.

[queen vigil]

Maine is now beginning to do major shipbuilding and trying to fish off the coast

[humble gate]

no

[severe dawn]

Our expidetion to find some land to the west begins, as we are looking for some reliable trading partners to trade spices and other goods with

[modest mantle]

japan is already in 1920s technology we just dont know it yet

thatd be fucking hilarious ngl

[queen vigil]

WWJ
World War Japan

[modest mantle]

where have i seen this briefly after may 1945 and before september 1945

[queen vigil]

Japan lays in hibernation then invades the nations of the war

[severe dawn]

Our ships begin to turn a little bit to the north as we navigate the open Arabian Sea, hearing rumors of a small island we could use as an outpost

[queen vigil]

Man I sure do love this August 6th 1945 Day! Its so special, i just got a wife and oh my god theres two suns to celebrate this!

[modest mantle]

ok hold on

[queen vigil]

gimme more Maine and Dany memes

[modest mantle]

everyone send your next land claims in my dms, that last expansion thing will be my last for today since im going on mobile later

[fathom elm]

yess

[jagged elm]

yeah you've got bigger fish to fry right now

[worthy steeple]

oo

[fathom elm]

oh shit

braceee

[humble gate]

let see if a front saves dany

from a "catastrophic implosion" of a hurricane

[queen vigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/716215692617187328/1126151846818492497/tc_jumpscare.gif

[jagged elm]

Alberto slams into the Carolinas with estimated winds of 100kt (115mph)

[tawdry leaf]

Heading south

[humble gate]

no

[tawdry leaf]

stop me

[modest mantle]

I just realised something

[humble gate]

sure we have good enough ships

[modest mantle]

This is so fucking surreal

[tawdry leaf]

bring it on

Is this what you want?

[modest mantle]

The fact we managed to get a thread with 2.6k messages in less than 2 days, isnt this like the most messaged thread now

Fuckin insane man

[jagged elm]

Alberto's peak winds were 135kt (155mph) making it a HE Category 4 Hurricane at peak

[queen vigil]

holy shit @fathom elm are you ok?

[severe dawn]

It's surpassed the count to 10,000 thread, but not the threads that replaced channels like sports and music

[humble gate]

we planned to go to the yucatan

[modest mantle]

Soon we’ll surpass them

[tawdry leaf]

But are you at the Yucatán?

[fathom elm]

not another major hurricane

[modest mantle]

We get like 1.6k messages daily ive noticed @severe dawn

[humble gate]

yes were trading right now

[fathom elm]

heavy winds and capsizing ships

[humble gate]

with locals

[tawdry leaf]

I don’t see your land there

[severe dawn]

There's certainly a base of people interested in the geopolitics game and I agree that we willl soon surpass the threads

[humble gate]

were trading

[severe dawn]

Sports got like 5k messages in months not days

[humble gate]

with locals

[tawdry leaf]

We consider this an encroachment of our territory and we request you back down immediately

[queen vigil]

We will begin trying to track this hurricane and make sure we do not get hit.

[modest mantle]

Yeah and we got 2.6k in 2 days

The comparison between both is surreal man

[humble gate]

how if i was first

[queen vigil]

ooooh Carlos v texas

[tawdry leaf]

You can’t just make up that you haven’t said anything about the Yucatán Lmao

[queen vigil]

GET THE POPCORN READY

[severe dawn]

Last event thread to get to this level of activity was this one

[humble gate]

during one of the plans in the map it showed a little bit if the yucatan being claimed

[queen vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[modest mantle]

The thing is right

Geopolitics can last ages

[tawdry leaf]

where

[modest mantle]

Longer than just a battle event

[severe dawn]

True

And last message there was more than a week ago

[modest mantle]

The amount of imagination in war, development, countrybuilding and such is limitless

So I have high hopes for this thread even with the amount of success we got

[tawdry leaf]

Carlos we will not back down from our claims

We have begun mobilizing

[severe dawn]

With wars coming soon that will inflate this channel's activity it will continue to keep going unless alot of people want a break

That could happen in the very long term

[modest mantle]

Even then another geopol round can occur in the future

[queen vigil]

@jagged elm yo you seeing this shit?

[humble gate]

if are starting mobilize i will too

[modest mantle]

Using this same thread too

[jagged elm]

Current Map

[modest mantle]

We have the numerical advantage, it is pointless

[fathom elm]

yo if u guys going after Carlos I'm joining

[modest mantle]

We hold numerous large scale cities and naval ports which are designed to hold massive amounts of infantry / ground units and naval vessels

[tawdry leaf]

Give up carlos

[queen vigil]

Maine will stay neutral in this Conflict.

[humble gate]

didnt you get hit by a hurricane bozo

[fathom elm]

plus my navy is second to none 😎

[modest mantle]

Additionally we hold naval supremacy in the Gulf of Mexico due to our vast coastline and reach in our vessels

[humble gate]

ok just dont take all of the yutican

[severe dawn]

The tamil kings will remain neutral as well at the moment

[jagged elm]

The Atlantic Federation is in support of EulerTek during this conflict

[modest mantle]

It would be pointless to continue asserting claims

[fathom elm]

yes we've had experience and rebuilding and aid is happening as we speak

[queen vigil]

that none being the navy of Maien which is currently beefing up 😎

[tawdry leaf]

you have 10 minutes to back down or face war

[fathom elm]

u wish

[queen vigil]

we are also supportive of Eurlertek and Carlos, so we do not favour one side more.

[severe dawn]

We will continue our island expedition westward

[humble gate]

we control all the carribean sea almost

[humble gate]

fine

[modest mantle]

And we are not talking about the caribbean

We’re talking about locations around and inside the gulf of mexico

[humble gate]

ok

[fathom elm]

Casualties report:
1,657 deaths
2,000 injured
12,456 homes destroyed
200 ships capsized

[humble gate]

fine i back down

[tawdry leaf]

Almost lost my cool there

[fathom elm]

lol damn

[tawdry leaf]

Figuratively

[humble gate]

brief diplomatic incident

[tawdry leaf]

great

[opaque merlin]

Any update?

[humble gate]

314

[queen vigil]

damn me personally i wouldnt let that slide

[humble gate]

isnt Kennedy betting you

[tawdry leaf]

Bacon you know you would let that slide bffr

[jagged elm]

Alberto degrades into a remnant low, bringing heavy rain along the east coast. This is the final advisory.

[fathom elm]

loll

[jagged elm]

Beryl heads towards the Korean Peninsula with estimated winds of 45kt (50mph), prompting tropical storm warnings and hurricane watches in the peninsula as Beryl is expected to strengthen as it heads northwest.

[fathom elm]

eww nhc names in wpac

[humble gate]

better then wpac names

[queen vigil]

🤑

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle did you do the final map

[jagged elm]

Current Map

[jagged elm]

i am not using like 6 lists to name a tc two names

[hybrid folio]

Jonturkiye is going well, economical prosperity is upcoming

[severe dawn]

As usual the tamil kings are building up our navy and continue to sail west

[fathom elm]

Yo was there a dany meme yet?

[tawdry leaf]

Dany after getting hit with the 347th hurricane

[hybrid folio]

expanding in all ways making sure this nation runs as intended

[humble gate]

your about to be cooked by @modest mantle

[queen vigil]

Maine's fishing and logging is booming, people are getting that 💸 , and our navy may try and go to Bermuda since bermuda has been forgotten

[humble gate]

lmao

[fathom elm]

so true

[queen vigil]

Stop the Dany abuse, Begin the Carlos Abuse.

[hybrid folio]

socially getting better and the governing body working well

[severe dawn]

We've turned sri lanka into more of a low key colony of plantations, small cities have also started forming inland as more people decide to settle in towns

Gradual northward expansion shall be done too

[modest mantle]

Will do tmr when im on pc

[tawdry leaf]

Ok

[hybrid folio]

dany expanding randomly throughout massive swaths of land by doing absolutely nothing and nobody saying anything:

[humble gate]

bozo this does not work like the normal where miami gets hit by 76 hurricanes a year

[jagged elm]

Beryl about to make landfall on Korea with estimated winds of 60kt (70mph). Tropical storm warnings and hurricane watches are in effect.

[tawdry leaf]

Can you still make the memes tek

[fathom elm]

😏

[modest mantle]

Oh yea i forgot to say

I gave the ideas for them, rob made the gifs, so credit to him

[tawdry leaf]

Oh

[queen vigil]

@severe dawn do a dany gif

[modest mantle]

If you wnat more gifs I can go talk to rob, pitch some ideas and get some shitpostery out

[severe dawn]

Tek provided me with the ideas and gifs, I can use esmbot in my server to put the caption on

[queen vigil]

DO DANY

[fathom elm]

LOL

[hybrid folio]

with no organized government and armed forces and population:

[severe dawn]

So yeah provide some ideas and gifs and I can get some captions on

[queen vigil]

Dany doing absolutely nothing while managing to annex a large portion of the East Coast.

[fathom elm]

incorrect we got an empire with 250k population and a massive navy

[tawdry leaf]

Dany after getting hit with the 347th hurricane idk what gif

[hybrid folio]

meanwhile native americans:

[fathom elm]

that spongebob one

[hybrid folio]

you don't have any governing body

you don't have anything

[fathom elm]

yes I do lmao

[severe dawn]

Alright I have the ideas down

[modest mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-panic-chaos-fire-gif-4920936

[fathom elm]

gaslighting a nation from half way across the worls

[hybrid folio]

you just have land, people and navy that's what you mentioned

[fathom elm]

I said got an empire bro

[hybrid folio]

okay

[modest mantle]

“danys country when the 8372nd hurricane named “Eduardo de Garca die Kuftstellangdelieben und Warsjakawiankazjcy” hits”

[hybrid folio]

no details no nothing

[tawdry leaf]

I just made a breakthrough in naval technology that will give me a significant upper hand

[fathom elm]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodcartier-gif-26332028

[hybrid folio]

Texas #1 Strongest in the World.

[fathom elm]

why u want a full detailed review

very well

[queen vigil]

My navy is setting out for Bermuda to set up a small port on le island, and to use it as a trading post for everyone @modest mantle

[hybrid folio]

Jonturkiye has invented planes and we will be beginning production of F16 fighter jets.

[fathom elm]

no

[modest mantle]

Dany already owns bermuda

Its just too small to colour in (its like 5 pixels)

[queen vigil]

Maine has split the atom and will be making bombs

THEN IM SEIZING IT

[modest mantle]

No.

[fathom elm]

No

[tawdry leaf]

It’s like 1430

[hybrid folio]

We will make airports everywhere

[modest mantle]

I will come to aid of dany if that is the case

[queen vigil]

its just bermuda

[hybrid folio]

We are starting commercial air transportation

[fathom elm]

yes thx

[modest mantle]

Come to a negotiation other than war then

[queen vigil]

are we going to start The Great War over BERMUDA

[fathom elm]

its 1440 dude no planes

[humble gate]

its the 1430's

[hybrid folio]

We are making tanks and UAVs for our previously unmentioned aircraft carriers

[fathom elm]

u gonna loose fr if that happens

[tawdry leaf]

Tanks for an aircraft carrier Lmao

[humble gate]

/image

[modest mantle]

Im making the fart gun from despicable me rn @tawdry leaf You seeing this shit in our labs dawg

dr nefario would be absurd

[severe dawn]

The tamil kings have begun researching a primitive gun set to fire rounds in the milisecond range, a gatling gun of sorts

[hybrid folio]

no only UAVs

[tawdry leaf]

Wow

[modest mantle]

Ok guys I have to do this

[hybrid folio]

We will be beginning to make laser guns

[severe dawn]

Oh yeah here's the gifs

[modest mantle]

Im gonna use hoi4 console commands and annex everyone

[humble gate]

im making a gun that shoots little kids into water

[severe dawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126604554046296185/caption.gif

[hybrid folio]

Our army is the strongest

[teal totem]

Seanama has developed advanced medieval warfare, boats can now go across seas and army size is now 100,000

Population is now at 29.7m, Panama City being the most populated with 5.7m people
@modest mantle

[severe dawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126604321182720000/caption.gif

[fathom elm]

LOL

[queen vigil]

Maine would also begin doing their idea of a primitive gun, and the army begins to try and produce more of this primitive gun shit

[humble gate]

we found gun guys

les goo

[fathom elm]

We have founded tnt making it easier to expand

[humble gate]

shoot people

[modest mantle]

i have discovered iphone

[fathom elm]

ayo

[queen vigil]

I HAVE DISCOVERED TWITTER

[hybrid folio]

We will annex every country in the American and European continent by using HOI4 console commands

[modest mantle]

i found it in a navajo hut

[severe dawn]

/add_equipment 100000000 Modern_tank

[queen vigil]

annex TEX

[humble gate]

stev hobs

[modest mantle]

true true

[hybrid folio]

oh tek mentioned that

[fathom elm]

I have descovered the UN now i control

[queen vigil]

/nuke 999

[severe dawn]

Boom we have tanks time to annex all

[tawdry leaf]

Big e after bullying a significantly weaker nation (insert some triumphant gif)

[queen vigil]

boom I have 999 nukes

[humble gate]

/fartboombox 9223

[modest mantle]

i nearly clicked on a gif of a black guy buttnaked holy fuck

[humble gate]

/takenukes999fromaine

[modest mantle]

my career could have ended right there in this server

[teal totem]

@modest mantle
Seanama discovers Hawaii, and is looking to colonize it. Also economy still go boom

[hybrid folio]

Jonturkiye is the most powerful nation in the world, according to Daily Loud

[queen vigil]

WHAT THE HELL

TEK I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE INTO THAT SHIT

[hybrid folio]

it's normal I have a lot as well

I think I have more

[queen vigil]

OH GOD NO

[teal totem]

sextratropical

[modest mantle]

the wack

[hybrid folio]

I got another external source other than that

[modest mantle]

who, legion??

[humble gate]

no no more sextropical guys

[modest mantle]

hes my source

[hybrid folio]

nope

[modest mantle]

rare

[hybrid folio]

my source is my Turkish friends irl

[modest mantle]

makes sense

[hybrid folio]

they have a whole deposit

[modest mantle]

anyway

[queen vigil]

I love big b-

[humble gate]

what did you search up

[modest mantle]

i think we should expand westward soon! @tawdry leaf

[fathom elm]

guys nothing sexual please 💀

[modest mantle]

except california, fuck california

[tawdry leaf]

But we have to get past the mountains which will not be easy

[humble gate]

wrong gid

gifd

[modest mantle]

fuck true we gotta build roads

[fathom elm]

i can lend u some tnt for a reasonable price

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-nsfw-discord-gif-20195921

[modest mantle]

big e i propose the 10 year infrastructure plan

[fathom elm]

do this againa nd i will warn-

[teal totem]

https://tenor.com/view/bowser-fart-do-not-post-do-not-post-bowser-fart-bowser-fart-gif-22729345

[severe dawn]

I think we're done with the super modern tech now

[tawdry leaf]

Idk that sounds pretty Stalinist

[modest mantle]

no no hear me out

[severe dawn]

I've discovered an island suitable for trading post use, the island of Socotra, will be formally claimed in the next map

[modest mantle]

we expand infrastructure westward while still employing capitalist workforces in agriculture and such

we need to build roads.

we must get to seattle.

[tawdry leaf]

Yes we need to link our vast empire

[modest mantle]

not california. fuck california

[fathom elm]

I shall go westward and claim oregon

[tawdry leaf]

but we can also reach the pacific through the Yucatán

[modest mantle]

next map update i will fucking sink california do not tempt me .

[queen vigil]

The Maine navy has set sail eastward and has passed Newfoundland, they are unsure if they will find anything or make it back home alive-

only a small part

[woeful hedge]

I should also construct a vast and wide road system and a new fricking bunch of towns

[queen vigil]

SINK IT

[teal totem]

The Great Expansion begins again, with Seanama moving up, claiming the bottom ⅓ of Honduras and down towards the Ecuadorian coast.

Hawaii will also be claimed in the next update

@modest mantle

[fathom elm]

HAwaii

that is hella far

[humble gate]

panama cannel

[teal totem]

i have boats that can go there now

[fathom elm]

look on a map bro

[modest mantle]

you should document your journey!

[teal totem]

what year is it

[queen vigil]

The small fleet of the Maine Navy that was sent eastwards has been blown offcourse by a storm and has landed on an island with large mountains and what appears to be glaciers

[humble gate]

1445

[humble gate]

💀

[modest mantle]

missouri

[fathom elm]

lmao

[modest mantle]

i think the guy should document his expedition

[fathom elm]

it's closer to get to Africa 😂

[severe dawn]

Same then he can get hawaii

[fathom elm]

yep

[modest mantle]

fr fr

[tawdry leaf]

New Jersey

[modest mantle]

he should write 5 paragraphs EACH for departure, mid point and arrival

nah jk but he should document it

[fathom elm]

lmao

[severe dawn]

I don't think I need to document my journey to socotra since it's not as far as hawaii

Maybe just a bit of proof

[modest mantle]

i need to document my journey to 2 miles outside of texan territory

[fathom elm]

I shall document my journey eastward starting from.bermuda and 68 ships

[modest mantle]

watch out for my homeland prydain yo.

[queen vigil]

the fleet's sailors write down descriptions of the area, and attempt to make maps showing where a suitable place for a port colony to service the Maine navy and trader ships. They are heading back home

[humble gate]

if sean can go i can too infact every country in the game goes to hawaii

[severe dawn]

Write a book about it

[modest mantle]

minecraft book and quill

[tawdry leaf]

Geopol group Hawaii vacay

[woeful hedge]

(i stole someone elses style for this)

[modest mantle]

now make it all welsh

[severe dawn]

True then use it to enchant everything that'll be undeniable proof of taking over impassable terrain too

[fathom elm]

bet

[woeful hedge]

especially france and the benelux 🤮

[modest mantle]

no no in this game theyre still celtic

[woeful hedge]

thank god

[modest mantle]

the GAULS, gatekeeper.

fuck hypothet i mean

how the fuck did i say gatekeeper

[queen vigil]

They nearly dock in the A.F. but realize their mistakes and manage to get to the northern NB port, the men all starving and cold after their recent storm issues and nearly docking in the A.F

[woeful hedge]

hypothetkeeper actually 🤓

[modest mantle]

HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
29 may 2024

[woeful hedge]

august 12th 2036 HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

[queen vigil]

OK WHEN IS THE MAP

[modest mantle]

im listening to billie jean rn

[modest mantle]

when im next on pc

[woeful hedge]

CAUSE BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVERR

[queen vigil]

ok

[severe dawn]

We're all still active even though tek's on mobile until tomorrow lol

[queen vigil]

this is just devolving into chitchat

[modest mantle]

No.