F13 Geopolitics

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD!!!!!!!!! you know the drill

[elfin dew]

gtg sleep, my next steps are modest expansions of those borders while I work on establishing my iron and agricultural industries. and SHETLAND

[tawdry leaf]

We have built our first merchant ship and set sail and discovered @fathom elm

[jagged elm]

ZCZC MIATWOAT ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM
Geothetical Hurricane Center

Tropical Weather Outlook
=================================

...ALBERTO BEGINS TO RAPIDLY INTENSIFY EASTWARD OF THE BAHAMAS...

Sustained Winds: 85kt...100mph
Pressure: 977 mb
Movement: NW at 12kt...14mph
Model Tracks Attached

[tawdry leaf]

This is literally Fiona

[humble gate]

the northeast be like:

northeast should issue tropical storm watches right now ngl

[fathom elm]

WHAT

[tawdry leaf]

How will you react?

[fathom elm]

thay was so fast

Carlos and Sean are closer

[tawdry leaf]

But we like to fuck around and find out

which is why we built a boat

[humble gate]

yeah sure

[fathom elm]

oop

[teal totem]

im back

[fathom elm]

we got boats too

[teal totem]

1 is first expansion
2 is 2nd and so on

[fathom elm]

shall we trade?

[frosty echo]

Currently setting up a port around our coastline, should be useful for maritime stuff

[teal totem]

also the colors stuff is the city level

[fathom elm]

gotta draw expansion gimme a sec

[tawdry leaf]

Twas the intention provided you don’t respond hostile

[nova forge]

@modest mantle expansion plan

[fathom elm]

we are not hostile no

bacon on the other hand gl

[tawdry leaf]

Ok so what do you sell

[frosty echo]

this should be my flag for the time being

[humble gate]

updated plan

@modest mantle

[nova forge]

mcdonalds

[teal totem]

@modest mantle lvl 3/10 boats
not bad but still not good
finally doesnt collapse on a rock

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle we figured out that if we burn shmuck it’s just like a wood fire but easier to maintain

[teal totem]

@modest mantle

[modest mantle]

awooga

[modest mantle]

will add when grace period ends

[humble gate]

hurricane alberto outer bands

[severe dawn]

Holy shit we have elephants in our land

They should be represented in our flag

[fathom elm]

bacon + dany expansion

[jagged elm]

ZCZC MIATWOAT ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM
Geothetical Hurricane Center

Tropical Weather Outlook
=================================

...ALBERTO BECOMES A MAJOR HEADING TOWARDS THE NORTHEAST... ...WATCHES ISSUED...

Sustained Winds: 100kt...115mph
Pressure: 959 mb
Movement: NNW at 15kt...17mph
Model Tracks Attached

[fathom elm]

wtf

[tawdry leaf]

Uh oh

[frosty echo]

the red dot is where it will be located at

[fathom elm]

hope ur ships ok

[severe dawn]

Looks like trade is gonna get disrupted

[fathom elm]

getting a little stormy here

[tawdry leaf]

@fathom elm can our ship take refuge in the Hudson River?

[frosty echo]

Bacon and Dany bout to be rekt

[fathom elm]

we grant access yes

[tawdry leaf]

we will remember this kind action

[nova forge]

i will send aid

[modest mantle]

@frosty echo $100

i bet that you are going to fuckin form phoenicia and carthage or some shit

[fathom elm]

that is such a rare track and it happens first one wtf 😳

[tawdry leaf]

You should form the Ottoman Empire 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[modest mantle]

true

from syria form a turkish ruled empire

[tawdry leaf]

yup

exactly what should happen

[severe dawn]

My guess is he could go the carthage route first

[frosty echo]

[severe dawn]

Become the meditteranean trade master

[tawdry leaf]

The city “corpus Christi” has been renamed to tekktown

Population 8,000

Houston population 17 thousand

[modest mantle]

1 MINUTE OF GRACE LEFT

[jagged elm]

ZCZC MIATWOAT ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM
Geothetical Hurricane Center

Tropical Weather Outlook
=================================

...ALBERTO RACES TOWARDS THE NORTHEAST AS A MAJOR HURRICANE...

Sustained Winds: 105kt...120mph
Pressure: 954 mb
Movement: N at 16kt...18mph
Model Tracks Attached

[fathom elm]

home the nyc population of 15k gonna suffer

[frosty echo]

[fathom elm]

holy ahit*

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle expanding north

[modest mantle]

yea

[tawdry leaf]

Dany it is so joever

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD OVER

[fathom elm]

😭

[severe dawn]

Attempting to expand south to find some KANDY

[nova forge]

updated plans

[nocturne moth]

dany abouta get smashed

[severe dawn]

Yes there was an actual kingdom called the kingdom of Kandy on sri lanka

[modest mantle]

beginning to update map please wait Warmly !

[frosty echo]

gonna continue expanding to the north

that river lookin tempting though

[hybrid folio]

You are finished big guy.

[jagged elm]

ZCZC MIATWOAT ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM
Geothetical Hurricane Center

Tropical Weather Outlook
=================================

...ALBERTO SLAMS THE NORTHEAST WITH HURRICANE FORCE WINDS AND TORRENTIAL RAINFALL...

Sustained Winds: 90kt...105mph
Pressure: 964 mb
Movement: NW at 10kt...12mph
Model Tracks Attached

[modest mantle]

mag are you goingt o participate in this geopolitik

@hybrid folio

[fathom elm]

BRACE

[nova forge]

oh shoot

[tawdry leaf]

Dany it is beyond joever for you

[frosty echo]

Dany getting T-bone badly rn

[hybrid folio]

yes

[tawdry leaf]

Go ahead and retire dany

[modest mantle]

where and which colour

[tawdry leaf]

Turkiye obv

[fathom elm]

🥲

[severe dawn]

Start in central asia and be like the turks in the 10th-11th centuries

[hybrid folio]

Ankara, red

[modest mantle]

true

[frosty echo]

https://tenor.com/view/tummy-gif-26179629

[nova forge]

smh its spelled turkey

[fathom elm]

https://tenor.com/view/tsunami-rap-god-parody-song-itsrucka-floods-water-coming-towards-new-york-gif-20147778

[tawdry leaf]

Rahhhh

[humble gate]

updated plan

[severe dawn]

Or we could have giants be the mamluks or egyptian empires

[tawdry leaf]

The mag-giants conflict is gonna get real

[modest mantle]

ill give you the colour i most often see used in maps for turkiye

[hybrid folio]

yes

[jagged elm]

Alberto's Final Landfall Stats:

Maximum Wind Speeds: 90kt (105mph)
Minimum Central Pressure: 961mb
Damages: 29 Million USD
Deaths: 148

[hybrid folio]

whoever tries to fight me and defeat me is gay, Armenian, Greek and gay

[fathom elm]

report major flooding about 7-10ft in some areas

[modest mantle]

Rob continues to expand into Ceylon

[fathom elm]

bog destructive wind

[frosty echo]

good thing I don't have any intent of having a conflict rn

[tawdry leaf]

Our boat is suffering some damage

[fathom elm]

oh no

[modest mantle]

New city state of Ankara set up, the setup for a Turkish state is now laid in place
Giants continues to expand northward and reaches Hatay

[frosty echo]

getting that🪝

[modest mantle]

Poof expands northward
Dany expands further however their expansion must halt due to the catastrophic effects of the recent cyclone
Bacon is now a triangle

[tawdry leaf]

Bacon is the Illuminati wtf

[modest mantle]

The great state of Texas expands northward furthermore

[tawdry leaf]

We have almost captured San antone

[modest mantle]

Carlos now beginning to secure Venezuelan coastlines
Sean has now secured a hold in lower Central America and Panama

Syhr makes considerable gains in Scania and Norway, seems fairly familiar to a certain Scandinavian country back in the 1100s to the 1800s... 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

[humble gate]

@teal totem want to merge?

[teal totem]

like conglomerate

[humble gate]

yes

[modest mantle]

combine into one basically

[fathom elm]

note from experience

[teal totem]

okay

[fathom elm]

merging not always a good thing

[tawdry leaf]

just look at giu 💀

[modest mantle]

for example uhh

england and scotland

[tawdry leaf]

Also y’all kinda gotta meet eachother

[teal totem]

Why

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD

[humble gate]

to epand more south

[tawdry leaf]

Ok so what year is it now

[modest mantle]

I REPEAT GRACE PERIOD please discuss about how you will beat up your neighbours

YEAR: 1410

[fathom elm]

Ok we are putting our efforts on rebuilding

[modest mantle]

like 1410

[tawdry leaf]

Ok

[fathom elm]

we help rebuild your ship and ask for aid after the storm

[severe dawn]

Whilst our capital city of named Robcontinues to expirence a growth trend, with religion and secret stuff going on, we are shifting our focus to Ceylon, where we plan to gradually expand along the coasts

[humble gate]

we have some model support for weak tropical storm in the mdr

[tawdry leaf]

We will send a little aid as a thanks for rebuilding our ship, it is hard to transport aid because distance

[severe dawn]

At the moment, we have no plans to enter in the larger inland mountains of southern sri lanka

[humble gate]

some eps members are showing a aoi in the east pacific that could form

[tawdry leaf]

The city of Houston is experiencing a population boom

Population 26,350

[hybrid folio]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-wolf-ccc-gif-19016337

[fathom elm]

Dany Empire:
2,769 casualties
15,000 homes destroyed
Cost 2,000 epsilonian dollars

rebuilding as we speak

[modest mantle]

@tawdry leaf i say we should head eastward next

[frosty echo]

future plans for me, in the meantime I'll shall continue to improve our country

[severe dawn]

Something's brewing in the inland city of erode...

[modest mantle]

rumour has it theres a giant river..

[humble gate]

all major model support shows aleast a weak ts forming

[tawdry leaf]

I’ll send scouts ahead but for now we should continue expanding in the lush and prosperous fields of Texas

[modest mantle]

alright

[fathom elm]

it's 1410 we got no computers XD

[tawdry leaf]

I’ll get back to you next Grace period what my scouts find

[humble gate]

we can make models from paper and use boats for info

[tawdry leaf]

Boat recon is crazy

[frosty echo]

our stability has been doing well so far

[tawdry leaf]

Actually @modest mantle our scouts returned home faster than usual

[severe dawn]

As the something is brewing in the inland city of Erode, we are trying to send an expidition to try and look at and get through the western mountains. @modest mantle should I or you provide the results of this expidetion at the next grace period

[tawdry leaf]

They found a river so big they called it mighty

[modest mantle]

splendid.

[tawdry leaf]

Said to be wider than a Texan mile in some places

We can control the entire continent if we capitalize

[modest mantle]

WIDER?? holy fuc.

[tawdry leaf]

We invest in ship building and send ships to the river delta

[nova forge]

sending 70,000 poofbux your way

[tawdry leaf]

It will be easier to conquer by boat than by land

[humble gate]

a boat 140 miles away from cape verde islands show a disorganized tropical wave info coming out soon

[hybrid folio]

uhh I will be expanding my limits towards the west @modest mantle as 4 migrant tribes

[tawdry leaf]

Carlos let rev do that stuff lol

[humble gate]

ok

[modest mantle]

alright

[fathom elm]

thx

[teal totem]

expansion plans
(2 is going to be next expansion

[tawdry leaf]

Mag is heading for instanbul inshallah

[modest mantle]

so you have unified with carlos?

[teal totem]

ye

[modest mantle]

alr

[hybrid folio]

insha allah

[lost dirge]

can I just have all of Indiana

[humble gate]

expansion plan

[severe dawn]

We're so bored in india rn. Just the same grind of growing stuff

[hybrid folio]

Izmir and Istanbul will be ours

[fathom elm]

ask tek

[lost dirge]

@modest mantle can I have indiana

[humble gate]

thats too big

[modest mantle]

not all of it itd be too big but a small portion yea

what colour do you want your country as

[hybrid folio]

the road to it will be ours as well we will spread everywhere

[humble gate]

updated plan

[lost dirge]

pink

[fathom elm]

aren't u guys combined?

[nova forge]

@modest mantle can i take this over the course of the next 3 updates

[lost dirge]

just Indianapolis and the I-65 corridor

[teal totem]

next expansion
I'm gonna get all of Costa Rica and then get SW Nicaragua, including Managua

[fathom elm]

there's someone there now

[hybrid folio]

we will melt mountains in order to spread our greatness across the Anatolian land

[nova forge]

thats ohio

[hybrid folio]

we will do anything

[tawdry leaf]

No let them go to war dany

[humble gate]

we are in the talks

[modest mantle]

I have no idea where the fuck that is 💪🇪🇺 im just gonna place you anywhere in indiana

[fathom elm]

oh nvm

[fathom elm]

ok

[severe dawn]

@modest mantle When does the grace period end and the next expansions get posted

[modest mantle]

Why the fuck is hava nagila playing on my damn playlist

[nova forge]

i am not

[modest mantle]

Oh yeah were 2 minutes late

SORRY about being late anyway GRACE PERIOD IS ENDING

[severe dawn]

Cause I sent an expedition and want to see the results as well as my ceylon expansions

[humble gate]

my new plan

[modest mantle]

The northeast just becomes even more confusing...

[tawdry leaf]

What the bordergore

[modest mantle]

Texas further expands into its new heartland

[nova forge]

💀

[modest mantle]

Carlos and Sean enter a dynastic personal union, with both entities expanding their own ways

With the Ankaran expansion westward, it is clear now the future of Anatolia will be settled.
Giants expands into Cyprus, marking the beginning of his Phoenician Trade Empire

[hybrid folio]

GET OUT OF CYPEUS!!!!

[tawdry leaf]

Giants becoming Israel phonecia and Assyria all at the same time

[hybrid folio]

NOW...!

[tawdry leaf]

And it seems we have our first conflict

[modest mantle]

The Kingdom of Denmark is now established probably, I mean this is too historically accurate dawg.

[tawdry leaf]

@elfin dew what are you cooking 😭😭😭

[modest mantle]

Rob further expands along the coasts of Ceylon and further westward into the southern region of the Indian subcontinent

oh my fucking god ceddin deden just came on

[humble gate]

when is the next tropical update?

[modest mantle]

i feel like a true turk now

[severe dawn]

The empire that can fight mag in a protracted proxy war

[frosty echo]

uh why

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD is in 2 minutes

[humble gate]

my future plans

[modest mantle]

GRACE PERIOD!! argue against eachother regarding border disputes

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle expanding into the river like this

[hybrid folio]

@modest mantle I will be going both southwest and northwest as we receive a child from God himself and split into 2 provinces governed by 2 different leaders from the 4 tribes

we will also be leaving our cultural remarks with literatural artifacts

[tawdry leaf]

By boat

[hybrid folio]

Cyprus is rightful Turkish land

[alpine holly]

mavi vatan

[frosty echo]

but we have control of it

[alpine holly]

i decide to genocide you, what now

[fathom elm]

oop there gonna be a war

[frosty echo]

and Phoenicians have some influence in Cyprus

[tawdry leaf]

just go to war then

[humble gate]

yes it would fun to watch

too

[frosty echo]

nah not yet

[alpine holly]

who versus who

[frosty echo]

Not in the mood for war rn

[hybrid folio]

Ayşe tatile çıksın my good friend

[modest mantle]

soon i will drop the labels of the countries using discord names instead i will be renaming the labels to country names f.e giants is phoenicia and mag is ankara

[hybrid folio]

20 July 1974

[modest mantle]

when the label change happens dm me your new country label

[tawdry leaf]

What do we name us then?

[alpine holly]

😭

[frosty echo]

anyways future conquests won't be taking over the entire island of cyprus

[modest mantle]

federation of texas

[severe dawn]

I'll be the "Tamil Kings"

[teal totem]

yo carlos
is caracas a port

[tawdry leaf]

Federal Republic of Texas

[humble gate]

yes

[modest mantle]

yea thats good nuff

[tawdry leaf]

you can just put Texas on the map fr

[teal totem]

Ill create a flag

[hybrid folio]

you know what call my land the Jöntürkiye

[modest mantle]

the larp is gonna be real soon enough with the new labels

[humble gate]

ok good

[alpine holly]

i declare the national socialist state of opium (afyonkarahisar province, turkey)

[tawdry leaf]

Tek what year is it I keep forgetting

[hybrid folio]

Kill

[tawdry leaf]

@hybrid folio go to war

[modest mantle]

about 1412

[hybrid folio]

Voided

[modest mantle]

halfway through 1412

[hybrid folio]

Not allowing

[alpine holly]

nah bro

[severe dawn]

Doing some marginal land expansions as we try to scout for a mountain pass westwards

[alpine holly]

the only thing you can do is cry in the corner instead of fighting for ur homeland

[hybrid folio]

I already captured Afyon for the next turn

go somewhere else

[alpine holly]

i already captured the whole universe

[humble gate]

border dispute incoming

[hybrid folio]

Oh sorry my bad bro

[alpine holly]

ah lets divide it

[modest mantle]

grace period OVER!! continue epxanding n shit

[humble gate]

my map expansion plan

[nova forge]

my plan

[severe dawn]

Oh yeah let me put mine after the grace period too

[alpine holly]

the republic and people party vs the kkk

[severe dawn]

Scouting for a west coast mountain pass

[tawdry leaf]

Reposting

[humble gate]

💀

[nova forge]

i eventually wanna take over all of lake erie

[fathom elm]

mine and bacon

[teal totem]

Flag of the Seanamanian Empire

[hybrid folio]

this tek

[hybrid folio]

fucking Picasso shit that is

[alpine holly]

nah bro u wont get ur hometown babe

[nova forge]

i like it

[modest mantle]

The Jonturkiye (i do NOT know how to put turkish letters :3) expands further
Phoenicia does some shenanigans

Rob continues to expand into Ceylon and the Indian subcontinent slowly but surely

[alpine holly]

#1125901902362705990 message

[fathom elm]

are there 3 kindoms that are orange-

[modest mantle]

Carlos further expands across the coastline of South America and expands into the Carribean
Sean expands slightly more

[humble gate]

im island hopping

[modest mantle]

Texas has made a landing in a river delta, we know not of what we shall call this area

What the fuck is this?

[tawdry leaf]

Proposition since the river is so big

[jagged elm]

Tropical activity never ends

[tawdry leaf]

Biggie river
City on the mouth (new orleans) is new Biggie (old biggie is San Antonio)

[humble gate]

can leaders issue tropical storm watches?

or warnings?

[jagged elm]

yes but it happens automatically regardless

[nova forge]

dany

[fathom elm]

considering we in 1410 how would we even know-

[modest mantle]

@jagged elm Ok i tried to click save as for the file right so i can transfer the new file to your dms

[hybrid folio]

https://tenor.com/view/tengri-gif-20825380

[modest mantle]

My fucking paint.net crashed LOL
I love welsh technology

[tawdry leaf]

Skull reaction

[jagged elm]

💀

ion even think my dms are on

[modest mantle]

file is like 4000x8000 too and like 33million pixels if i select a whole layer

Or wait no 8000x4000

[nova forge]

i was gonna try to get a port in north carolina

[modest mantle]

Awooga

[nova forge]

but im not fighting dany over it

[tawdry leaf]

How do you plan to get to North Carolina

[teal totem]

[modest mantle]

This shall be my last post on PC now

Due to technical difficulties because my pdn fuckin crashes when i do save as for some reason, a grace period will now be ACTIVE until I next come online on my computer

If you have any expansion requests during this grace period please do forward them to me in DMs by just sending a message request or whatever i dont fucking know anymore discord adds so many useless fucking features jesus christ

CURRENT YEAR: 1415

@fathom elm pls pin this :3

[teal totem]

Damn

[nova forge]

ok

[tawdry leaf]

How long is that

[modest mantle]

Could be until when i wake up or like 3pm BST thursday

[hybrid folio]

probably tomorrow

[teal totem]

expansion plans image that i use

[tawdry leaf]

Ok

[hybrid folio]

Ok

[jagged elm]

We have Beryl

[tawdry leaf]

Ok?

If you don't understand it you can just say it, no need to make a passive statement that conforms and hides hidden intent behind it.

that was a bad answer, imagine for a moment you have this complex explanation towards something to counter all forms of counter-logic towards that as a coping mechanism to prevent people just stepping over you like a doormat, yet after all that the person's response, acceptance, maybe recognition or a thanks for explaining the error?

No the answer was "ok"

It's like if one is gonna give a one liner like that, don't even answer, it doesn't help, it just further proves that one is a doormat, and then they have to end up going through the same process I am now to stand up for themselves and that gets annoying.

Watch a lot more people reply to this aggressively toned message than the actual logical complex message before it.

If that's all you could take away from it, I'm sorry but you don't get it.

When I do things like this it's to illustrate the point that I don't want people to just "read" things, I want people to learn from it, to challenge their mindsets where they can, to take what I say and remember that for the next little one that can't. I don't expect a detailed answer, I just expect people to acknowledge the contents rather than read things on the surface level like all too many people do.

Good night to you, you probably might not understand, and you might not get it, but that further just proves my point.

No one bothers to look beyond the surface, and this won't be the last time it happens. Warn me, timeout me, but I'm gonna stand up for myself because no one else will.

[modest mantle]

Current year btw: 1415

[tawdry leaf]

😭😭😭

[nocturne moth]

who wrote this

[humble gate]

it might be headed for texas

[modest mantle]

samuel

[hybrid folio]

LMAO

[teal totem]

im gonna do a f13 jeopardy next

[severe dawn]

Us in the Rob nation in southern india will be paying close attention to 90B as its formation chances increases

[jagged elm]

Question is will it die over the Yucatan or will it enter the gulf alive

make your bets now

[nocturne moth]

we shall pray to our lord to make sure it does not hurt us

[humble gate]

it will enter into the gulf alive

[severe dawn]

Let us pray to our robber lord 🛐

[tawdry leaf]

Die 😭

[nocturne moth]

🙏

[teal totem]

Ill create a f13 jeopary thing

[humble gate]

what is that

[tawdry leaf]

Y’all northeast ppl need to get ur border gore under control lmao

[teal totem]

its jeopardy but yes

[nova forge]

except me

[jagged elm]

im not even going to attempt at using the north indian naming system

[nova forge]

thats in the shem lmao

[tawdry leaf]

Just name it amphan

[jagged elm]

the icon is fucked up

she's fucked

[modest mantle]

I added a new rule btw

Regarding when im on mobile

[tawdry leaf]

W

[jagged elm]

@tawdry leaf i need you to send ships and colonize nova scotia immediately

[tawdry leaf]

I don’t think tek would allow that

[jagged elm]

we're both running it and im not in eulertek obviously so i say its allowed

[humble gate]

it could survive into the gulf as a RL though

[jagged elm]

thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[humble gate]

how are the geo tropics doing

[nova forge]

pls dont we have enough clutter

[jagged elm]

those are rightful ET lands

the people there want to join

source: me

[fathom elm]

💀

[nova forge]

fine

[fathom elm]

not fine >:[

[nova forge]

then im setting up a colony in newfoundland

[fathom elm]

um no

[nova forge]

if you want i can help you push them out

if it comes to war

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-spider-man-no-thanks-nope-nah-gif-17278765

[fathom elm]

...

[nova forge]

if eulertek can set up a colony in nova scotia then i can in newfoundland

i want some sort of port

[tawdry leaf]

Is that what you want?

[humble gate]

nobody can who said that?

[nova forge]

are you claiming nova scotia or not

[tawdry leaf]

Depends

[nova forge]

it wouldnt make sense

and its not really fair

[humble gate]

@jagged elm is beryl still alive?

[jagged elm]

no

[humble gate]

and that nio signal?

[jagged elm]

yes

[nova forge]

to just randomly claim a large peice of land 3000km away from your nearest peice of territory

[jagged elm]

the british literally crossed the entire ocean and took over north america

[humble gate]

its not 1492

[jagged elm]

your point

[nova forge]

we dont have that technology

[jagged elm]

y'all putting wayyy too much realism into this

it's geopolitics for a reason

[nova forge]

well bacon already claimed it anyway

[humble gate]

lmao

[nova forge]

so its not a big deal

[jagged elm]

that's new brunswick not nova scotia

bro 💀

[nova forge]

no he claimed both

[humble gate]

when is the new tropical update🔥

[jagged elm]

never

it isnt 1492 yet remember 💀

[tawdry leaf]

I like how y’all are arguing about my land and I haven’t said anything about it in like 5 whole minutes

[humble gate]

well you got me there

💀

[modest mantle]

i do not want canadian land

trudeau could be there

[tawdry leaf]

Execute Trudeau

[modest mantle]

still his dna will be there

[nocturne moth]

canadian healthcare awaits a new victim

[modest mantle]

i think idfk probably

[nova forge]

good

[severe dawn]

Me just spectating

[nova forge]

that prevents alot of border gore

[nocturne moth]

we pray to our lord & savior instead

[modest mantle]

speaking of border gore @fathom elm when i update the map im going to make you connect your borders instead of going in every possible direction please ir jusr looks bette

[severe dawn]

Of course. Let the lord continue to rob and give to our nation building

[modest mantle]

how the hell did i go from “vive le roi henri iv” to “Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal” in my playlist

dear god

[tawdry leaf]

Texas has no border gore 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱

[humble gate]

it does

[modest mantle]

big e im going to follow megatexas borders

[tawdry leaf]

not

[humble gate]

also thats the flag of chile

💀

[tawdry leaf]

Flag of Texas isn’t on ios so chile is basically the same thing lol

[tawdry leaf]

But we need biggie river

[modest mantle]

True true we do

Fuck mississippi river its time for BIGGIE river

[lost dirge]

Am I allowed to invite people to my country??

[tawdry leaf]

And west Texas is basically a desert

[humble gate]

https://discords.com/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.discordapp.com%2Femojis%2F795560043998347274.png%3Fv%3D1&w=64&q=75

[tawdry leaf]

RAHH

[modest mantle]

Who cares it looks good

[humble gate]

wrong reply

[tawdry leaf]

Who stared that lol

[severe dawn]

You can go up to the arkansas river then expand westwards

[tawdry leaf]

Yeah basically the same thing

[lost dirge]

you can check lol

[hybrid folio]

Jöntürkiye will become the greatest country ever

[tawdry leaf]

Why did you star it

[modest mantle]

can we just take all of the louisiana territory before the purchase

i think itd be funny

[severe dawn]

Silly, perhaps goofy even

[modest mantle]

Mischievous.

[tawdry leaf]

Ngl @modest mantle let’s secure Louisiana then we can push west but the best terrain is still east

[modest mantle]

yea sur.

[tawdry leaf]

what is this

[modest mantle]

me

[lost dirge]

@lavish spoke join indiana

[teal totem]

Yalls I'm gonna create a game show

[nova forge]

gonna connect my territory around lake erie

[teal totem]

gimme a moment

[alpine holly]

whats the jön

[hybrid folio]

young

are you uncultured

[alpine holly]

no

bro wants the 1913 revolution

[severe dawn]

Honestly we should let this cat mediate all the disputes going on

[tawdry leaf]

What is this cats name?

And should I look it up on Google?

[alpine holly]

OHHH thats where the jön comes from

[severe dawn]

Should he do it?

[teal totem]

ah lets do a say a number from 1-10 but yes

[humble gate]

4

[queen vigil]

@modest mantle hey owhat have i missed

[modest mantle]

i went to bed

send me your next claim request in dms

[queen vigil]

What are my borders like rn

[modest mantle]

acurrent map btw

[queen vigil]

and when will this be active again

[modest mantle]

when i next get on pc

[queen vigil]

Can my name be the Empire of Maine since denmark gets a cool name?

[modest mantle]

Sur sur

Alle gut or whatever they say in germany

Sehr gut

[humble gate]

what happens when someone losses a war and lose all there land @modest mantle

[nocturne moth]

very good

[modest mantle]

A peace treaty will be made with both sides and a mediator

(That is if no negotiations have been held earlier)

[nocturne moth]

they are killed irl

[modest mantle]

true

they get decimated by me :3

absolutely torn to shreds by an A10

[humble gate]

what year is it

[modest mantle]

1415

[queen vigil]

Warthog or thunderbolt?

[nocturne moth]

can i start somewhere in china

[queen vigil]

@modest mantle

[fathom elm]

ok

I'm really busy rn

so continue expanding : )

[queen vigil]

I want muh Montreal

[humble gate]

i got all the mini islan- i mean the lesser antilles.

[nova forge]

new flag

[charred ferry]

I’ll take Pennsylvania

I’ll think of a flag later

[nova forge]

its already taken

mostly

[lost dirge]

indiana flag

(indiana is my state)

[queen vigil]

EU FLAG E.W

[nova forge]

maybe here

[queen vigil]

Poof

One things for certain. You go to NewFoundland and I will march armies through Dany's land and eat you

[nova forge]

i was only gonna do that if eulertek took nova scotia

[modest mantle]

i dont want nova scotia

why and how would i get there anyway

[humble gate]

with your ships duh

[modest mantle]

uhhhh weather n shitwhat if the seas are rough mang

• what does nova scotia serve for worth and value

[nova forge]

eulertek is not wanted in the northeast anyway so

[modest mantle]

exactly

[charred ferry]

sounds good

[nova forge]

ok can we be allies?

[charred ferry]

yes

[nova forge]

epic

[lost dirge]

Can we be Ally

form the Great Lakes pact?

[nova forge]

yes that would be cool

[lost dirge]

ok

[nova forge]

its a military alliance right

[lost dirge]

We’re gonna make our military symbol

You should make the a v your symbol

[nocturne moth]

💀

[nova forge]

ight

[lost dirge]

I know what it is

[modest mantle]

SLAVA Z!!!

[lost dirge]

I’m not pro Russia

I’m pro Ukraine but I’m joking around

[modest mantle]

im neutral

[humble gate]

me too

[hybrid folio]

I'm pro Turkiye

[modest mantle]

this war doesnt affect me i live on a mountain

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-monke-gif-20835999

[lost dirge]

pro Türkiye is pro both sides

[hybrid folio]

pro Turkiye is pro Turkiye

[lost dirge]

do Turkish people call Türkiye Türkiye?

[humble gate]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-turkey-nation-supreme-angry-gif-19930253

[hybrid folio]

no we call it Turkey

bruh of course we call it Türkiye

it's Turkiye in Turkish

[queen vigil]

ports closer to europe

REVERSE COLONIZATION REVERSE COLONIZATION

[modest mantle]

i am going to colonise ulster

[queen vigil]

I will colonize NB and Nova Scotia

[modest mantle]

so i can kick out the loyalists once and for all

for a united éire..

[queen vigil]

Everything south of the Saint Lawrence

that isnt in Dany's hands

then, head north and around his lands towards the great lakes.

[lavish spoke]

i do

[hardy pond]

uhh so what do i do

[hardy pond]

ah yes the classic people raging because of “ok” i still don’t get how this intelligence is accepted here

[tawdry leaf]

Its a copypasta lol

[hardy pond]

ik

[tawdry leaf]

Oh

[hardy pond]

didnt samuel genuinely rage over ok though?

[tawdry leaf]

Yes we strung together when he got mad about that into a copypasta and that’s what that is

[hardy pond]

bro had a mental breakdown because of “ok” like it triggered a ptsd

if you get mad at the sight of “ok” then might as well just leave

[tawdry leaf]

that’s still the funniest moment in f13 history

[hardy pond]

i was having class so obviously I can’t have a huge reaction

ok now how do i choose a place

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle wait for tek to wake up

[hardy pond]

eeee

is it possible to find original text

since i can only find yours

[nocturne moth]

let them sleep 💀💀💀

[tawdry leaf]

Bro chill

It’s literally 1 am in the uk💀

Yes

Lmao

[humble gate]

its like if someone pinged you at 4 am

[fathom elm]

Do not spam and let them sleep wtf

we'll continue tomorrow

[humble gate]

yall cant wait one day

[elfin dew]

brother forgot we in the 1600s

[fathom elm]

we actually in the 1400s

[elfin dew]

brother forgot we in the 1400s

[teal totem]

@jagged elm squidward doesnt know you

[modest mantle]

The Tamil Kings continue to expand into Ceylon, almost encircling the inner regions of the island. They also expand slightly into the continent itself

[jagged elm]

THE TAMIL KINGS

[modest mantle]

Phoenicia spreads further into Assyria, with access to the Tigris and Euphrates river becoming near.
Jonturkiye remains unchanged.

[elfin dew]

https://tenor.com/view/it-arrived-gif-24854347

[modest mantle]

Denmark has some huge potential as it spreads more into Scandinavia

[elfin dew]

can I change my nation's name to Syhrlandia?

[modest mantle]

Indiana slowly expands north and south
Poof expands and begins to encircle one of the main lakes in the Great Lakes region
Dany and Maine begin to fix their border issues
Maine expands further into New Brunswick and soon Nova Scotia

[modest mantle]

sure thing

[elfin dew]

thank

[modest mantle]

The Seanamanian Empire spreads further into Central America and now Colombia
Venezuela continues to exert its influence across the Lesser Antilles and the northern coasts of the continent

Texas expands further into the Texan plains, and now into the BIGGIE river (fuck the mississipi its time for biggie river)

Considering a majority of people are offline i will next be on pc at about 15:30 BST

And because everyone is offline grace period will still be in effect

[jagged elm]

screw that give me nova scotia thx

[elfin dew]

these are my plans

(the arrow points to shetland)

[queen vigil]

May I conquer New Brunswick and start expanding around Dany?

[hardy pond]

@modest mantle what are taken rn

[modest mantle]

theres about 10 countries rn

tamil kings in southern india (rob)
texas in …texas (me and big e)
maine (bacon), indiana (star), dany and poof in northeast usa
sean in central america
carlos in venezuela
giants in syria and lebanon
mag in anatolia
syhr in denmark

ok 11 countries

[hardy pond]

Tohoku and kanto area in japan

Can?

[modest mantle]

yep

ill add it once im on pc next

which should be in like 7 hours

• most activity is after i come home anyway so its fine

[hardy pond]

imma be asleep in 7 hours lmfao

[hybrid folio]

@modest mantle in case you miss this I will be continuing expansion in nw and sw

[hardy pond]

@modest mantle expand into Hokkaido and kansai

[hardy pond]

And for self defence

meanwhile my waifu is now the head of state

[modest mantle]

oh yea just saying

the year is like 1415

we wuz primitives n shiet..

[hardy pond]

oh

warships still exist just not guns

like normal ships + cannons

[modest mantle]

yuh

cannons are awesome i need to buy one irl

[hardy pond]

same

[queen vigil]

I need to buy one to commit warcrimes

[lost dirge]

Indianapolis is buiding a major fort

indiana claims (super distorted i cant draw

[hardy pond]

rename tokyo to zuikaku city because why not

[modest mantle]

i am now on pc bros..

i will open up paint.net real quick hold on

[jagged elm]

@modest mantle give me cape breton

[modest mantle]

ok

what is your country colour and name

[jagged elm]

like a darker blue and ill just call it the Atlantic Federation or something for now

[modest mantle]

righty-o

[jagged elm]

baller

[modest mantle]

fuck celosia is offline i cant ask what their country name is

ill just name their country japan for now @hardy pond

and now the state of the map

[jagged elm]

my name is in a good spot for what i plan to do

[modest mantle]

all pending requests have been fulfilled
(indiana expansion, phoenician tripoli, japan added, syhr expanding, atlantic fed.)

[modest mantle]

im eager to see what you'll do in the near future

youre in quite the peculiar spot

[humble gate]

have i taken the lesser antilles

[modest mantle]

yes

[jagged elm]

cape breton had a killer coal mining industry for the longest time so ill take that over anywhere else in ns

[modest mantle]

fair fair

[humble gate]

maine is now bigger the maine

[modest mantle]

what even is poof watching i need to see this hold on

[humble gate]

bro was watching ukraine war updates lmao

[jagged elm]

you know i gotta reunite my people

[modest mantle]

the scramble for nova scotia who will win
rev or bacon

[humble gate]

rev

[jagged elm]

i am literally already on nova scotia

[humble gate]

lmao

@queen vigil someone already got nova scotia plan runied mate

[modest mantle]

uhh my reaction to this information uhh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934489871769301105/1126255548040499290/caption.gif

[elfin dew]

do I have shetland yet on there

[modest mantle]

Soon.

it will occur .

[humble gate]

my goal is to island hop all the way to florida

[modest mantle]

lets say one of ur ships are halfway there

@elfin dew

[elfin dew]

they're friendly fishermen

[modest mantle]

true

[elfin dew]

I don't see the need for Syhrlandia to have a defensive force yet

that said, we have the iron and wood to create one

[modest mantle]

syhr dont defend your land

[elfin dew]

and our ships are stronk

[modest mantle]

offend others' land
employ mercenaries. pmc wagner. z.

[humble gate]

dont ask why i am trying to invade the carribean

one nation at a time

[jagged elm]

this is my current plan

[humble gate]

your going to have future border disputes with @queen vigil

[elfin dew]

I plan to use Shetland to leapfrog ships from to the Americas in search of potential trading partners

[jagged elm]

im using the carbon tax anger to expand my federation

[modest mantle]

colony labels have been added

[humble gate]

im going to use the tactic that the spanish used to take over all of the carribean lying to the natives

[modest mantle]

alright

[humble gate]

are war crimes allowed?

[modest mantle]

ill begin updating the map in about 2 hours when everyone gets active again or whatever

[modest mantle]

it is 1417 i dont think anyone cares

now if it was like 1945 i think youd get an international invasion of your land

[humble gate]

good

[humble gate]

yes

[jagged elm]

one day i will rule all of northeastern canada.

[elfin dew]

sending an expedition to the americas

[humble gate]

oh no

shit

[elfin dew]

they have no weapons

we want to trade

[humble gate]

ok

[elfin dew]

like we need coal

but we have iron

and fish

and wood

[humble gate]

i think we see your boats near the lesser antilles

[elfin dew]

you see a mirage

[humble gate]

yes

[elfin dew]

we're like 1/10th of the way to newfoundland dawg

[humble gate]

we have great vison

trust

[elfin dew]

infinite horizon

proof that this earth is flat?

[hybrid folio]

syhr I will invade you and make your country my slave colony

[humble gate]

dawg your nation is so small

[elfin dew]

ok

[hybrid folio]

shut the fuck up we are the Jonturks

[modest mantle]

📯

[hybrid folio]

you are 1 bug in the sky for us

[humble gate]

and?

your not the ottomans first of all

[hybrid folio]

and we are the best in the world

[hybrid folio]

you're*

[elfin dew]

yo who are the BALLS members?

[modest mantle]

me, big e, rob and you

[hybrid folio]

me

[modest mantle]

or well me/big e, robh and you

[hybrid folio]

wait

new balls?

[elfin dew]

do we get veto over new members?

[modest mantle]

yes

[modest mantle]

syhr let me explain our application process

[jagged elm]

what is BALLS

[hybrid folio]

ok I'm not joining until syhr's gay ass is out

[modest mantle]

lets say: mag wants to apply
we summon an entire UN court session between our nations even though its only 1417 adn we commence voting, anyone can veto or whatever

[elfin dew]

they don't want you lol

[hybrid folio]

you're the outlier of the group

you're a stranger

I know them better

[elfin dew]

https://tenor.com/view/famous-kanye-west-gif-18216226

[hybrid folio]

you lost to birds

[hybrid folio]

know who you're talking to

[jagged elm]

me personally this country is supporting mag

[humble gate]

McDonalds Grimace shake is deadly

[hybrid folio]

say shit to me and you get the consequences

speak to me knowing that

[elfin dew]

chat who is he talking to?

anyone know?

[hybrid folio]

you, you fucking schizophrenic

[jagged elm]

my people come from a climate unfathomable to anyone else on the continent so id say we'll have an easier time heading northward

[elfin dew]

heading SE in search of further fertile lands

[frosty echo]

Gonna to expand throughout the coast on my colony

[elfin dew]

I'm researching artillery

we're starting to produce gunpowder

[hybrid folio]

full throttle

[charred ferry]

what website do I use to play

[humble gate]

~~
~~

[queen vigil]

o

[hybrid folio]

the castle walls of Ankara are complete, it has been made sure that the city has the strongest and affordable defenses possible

the education system is being set up as the current young males are sent to the volunteer armies

scientific research hasn't gained too much progress considering there are priorities

[frosty echo]

Bro heading towards Istanbul

[humble gate]

someone took nova stcotia before you did

lmao

[elfin dew]

@jagged elm knock knock, it's my trade expedition, want iron/timber/fish in exchange for coal or smth?

[jagged elm]

yes we have plenty to go around

[elfin dew]

let's see that a trade route be set up between our great nations!

[hybrid folio]

population is rapidly rising as the leader has advised residents to have more than 2 children; the governorship will support the family and their children if they need help with them and they will get them into the best form as possible to serve the army or be a scientist

[elfin dew]

I am heavily taxing the childless

[jagged elm]

our first election is coming soon

[hybrid folio]

the progress in trade has been mild, however trade posts have been getting set up along the expansion areas of the Jonturkiye

we have not seen or received any traders so far but we will try and see if we can find any to establish economic stability

[hybrid folio]

it is the 15th century

[queen vigil]

@jagged elm you better stay put

or we gonna have issues.

[jagged elm]

yes i am righting the mistakes of the past

[jagged elm]

you have nothing on us capers are like the spartans of north america

[queen vigil]

Oh?

Do I detect I might need to use my military?

[jagged elm]

no i dont want you to get rekt this early on

[queen vigil]

WEll, we shall wait for tek

[nocturne moth]

first war coming soon?

[jagged elm]

if this dumbass decides to try and invade me i suppose so

[nocturne moth]

🍿

[jagged elm]

oh yeah i forgot we literally control the weather stay the fuck out of my country

[queen vigil]

dont even fucken' try.

[jagged elm]

we wouldnt want another alberto now would we?

[queen vigil]

we wouldnt want to initiate a lobster sacrifice to the gods

would we?

[tawdry leaf]

ladies ladies

[jagged elm]

that was unbelievably weak

[tawdry leaf]

let’s ease the tension

[jagged elm]

my sovereignty is literally being threatened as we speak

[queen vigil]

Like your little island nation? You wouldn't want a FIona repeat, would you?

[jagged elm]

i didnt even lose power during fiona bozo

[queen vigil]

Now, I'd be willing to an agreement if I make the terms.

[jagged elm]

lol get lost loser

[queen vigil]

Dont worry I aint gonna remove you from existence

[jagged elm]

you're literally maine

[frosty echo]

Unequal terms though

[jagged elm]

i could poke a powerline and the entire state would lose power

[queen vigil]

and what are you, come again?

[jagged elm]

the great province of nova scotia (this was confirmed by gatekeeper ergo it is true)

[queen vigil]

nonsense lol, someone did that when Fiona was slamming NS and uhh half my county lost power....

[severe dawn]

@tawdry leaf How will this affect the economy of the tamil kings

[jagged elm]

you have nicholas hurter in your state

[tawdry leaf]

Idk

[jagged elm]

there are bigger problems to worry about

[elfin dew]

@swift edge

[tawdry leaf]

The Federal Republic of Texas does NOT support an invasion of Nova Scotia

[jagged elm]

this is why we love you

[severe dawn]

Yeah the tamil kings are just gonna build up plantations in Ceylon

[elfin dew]

Syrlandia stands against any aggression against Nova Scotia

[queen vigil]

this is targeted....

[jagged elm]

you literally tried to be the russia to my ukraine bro

[frosty echo]

Phoenicia will stay neutral over this conflict

[queen vigil]

woah were going there?

[nocturne moth]

it won’t because we pray

[severe dawn]

We also will not be involved in the conflict 🛐

[nocturne moth]

🙏

[jagged elm]

holy shit we found gold

[tawdry leaf]

It’s just the game bud

[jagged elm]

does anyone want some gold

[queen vigil]

Listen, why dont we agree to something? You get NS, all of it, I get New Brunswick, we split Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia fairly

or does NB need to be split

[jagged elm]

i dont want new brunswick

[queen vigil]

does the rest of those terms sound good?

[jagged elm]

that is far too close to nicholas hurter

[elfin dew]

we found some odd yellowish ore in one of our iron mines. doesn't seem to be of any practical use

[queen vigil]

I know.... I've been putting 10% of my nations economy towards Nick H containment.

[nocturne moth]

we’ll take off the useless ore off your hands

[queen vigil]

jk, anyways

[severe dawn]

Gonna be sending scouts inland as we shift our focus to expanding on the mainland. Plantations in Ceylon are being established and grown larger

[queen vigil]

Whats this useless ore, and I like some

[tawdry leaf]

We found this black liquid in the ground but we have no idea what it’s purpose is

[jagged elm]

anyway im headed off for newfoundland now

[swift edge]

WHAT

I WAS TOUCHING GRASS 😳

[nocturne moth]

soup.

[severe dawn]

Oh no... Nick H is here...

[tawdry leaf]

Yum

[jagged elm]

NICHOLAS

[queen vigil]

OH GOD THE DEMON

[elfin dew]

@swift edge where do you stake your claim?

[tawdry leaf]

China

[jagged elm]

mao hurter

[nocturne moth]

social credit +300

[severe dawn]

Russia

[elfin dew]

Portland OR

[tawdry leaf]

Boston🤓

[nocturne moth]

antarctica

[queen vigil]

Boston is mine

and will be renamed Bosstown

[jagged elm]

uh oh do i sense a rebellion?

I told you nicholas was dangerous

[queen vigil]

oh god not the nick h's

[nocturne moth]

burn boston to the ground

it’s not too late

[humble gate]

@swift edge

😈

jk i guess

he is still going to notice lmao

[queen vigil]

@jagged elm This is what I was thinking of. Your thoughts?

[severe dawn]

Secondary expansions northwestwards

[humble gate]

when will the grace period end

@modest mantle

[modest mantle]

Ill get on pc in an hour and 30

I will be. dinner.

[humble gate]

oh ok

[jagged elm]

ive already eaten up pei

i am drowning in potatoes

anyways the ghc is coming back online in 15

Ive decided that every cyclone that forms will use an atlantic name because using like 90 different lists for this game doesnt make sense

[humble gate]

true wpac has 6 name lists alone in one year

[frosty echo]

gonna be expanding further through Syria when we can start again

[elfin dew]

you should take more of cyprus

[frosty echo]

meh not now

basically my main plan for now

[humble gate]

my plan

damn the natives good guns

[frosty echo]

French Mandate Syria 2.0 pretty much

[elfin dew]

I am sending a trade expedition to the mediterranean sea

[tawdry leaf]

Going to be difficult for me to ball bc I have to baby sit my cousin shaking my head

[humble gate]

my new plan

[modest mantle]

Feature 1 - Phoenicia continues to expand its boundaries further into the middle east.
Feature 2 - The Phoenician colony of Tripoli expands westwards towards more fertile land in Tunisia.
Feature 3 - Jonturkiye continues expansion and nears the bosphorus.```

[tawdry leaf]

Tek can you handle eulertek for a bit

[modest mantle]

Feature 1 - Syhrlandia continues to expand its boundaries in Scandinavia, connecting Sweden and Norway.
Feature 2 - Syhrlandian expeditionists now begin operations in more fertile land in Germania.
Feature 3 - Syrhlandian trading groups continue their way toward Newfoundland in the Americas.```

[modest mantle]

ja

Feature 1 - Tamil Kings continues expansion on the subcontinent, nearly there toward the Arabian sea.```

Feature 1 - No further expansions or developments, we will need Celosia online to do these.```

Feature 1 - Atlantic Federation spreads further west to occupy Nova Scotia.
Feature 2 - Empire of Maine continues expansion and fully occupies New Brunswick, and begins heading westward to potentially surround (?) Dany's country.
Feature 3 - New sovereign state, the Potomac Republic (kansas guy) is founded, making the Northeast even more complicated geopolitically.
Feature 4 - No changes in Dany, Poof and Indiana's lands.```

[jagged elm]

bro pei is mine lmao

[queen vigil]

Ok

lets just divide it in half

and call it good

[jagged elm]

no you literally took all of new brunswick

[queen vigil]

if you want PEI so bad

COME AND TAKE IT

[jagged elm]

its already mine bozo

[jagged elm]

has been for a while now

[humble gate]

@modest mantle did you forget about northern south america lmao

[modest mantle]

my fucking discord crashed

[queen vigil]

well then, meet me on the battlefield

if you wanna go this way.

[frosty echo]

war incoming

[modest mantle]

ok time to update south americ.

[queen vigil]

Im more than happy to.

[humble gate]

war watch has been issued

[modest mantle]

does this guy know his terminology

[jagged elm]

no you loser get out of my country

[humble gate]

for steamy hot bacon and the giga chad john f kennedy

[modest mantle]

@jagged elm i think you should do extremely realistic war with this guy write paragraphs of army charges toward key positions itd be funny

[jagged elm]

i am much too busy

[queen vigil]

nah no nO NONONO

[modest mantle]

ill do it then

[humble gate]

yes

[queen vigil]

NO
im getting flashbacks

[modest mantle]

here let me show an example

[tawdry leaf]

write out the stories of each individual soldier on the battlefield

[jagged elm]

there has to be a little girl hiding in an attic with a diary during this

[modest mantle]

oh no

[queen vigil]

Don't imply im gonna do that.

[modest mantle]

As Mainean forces begin to approach our current location, we begin preparations for a defensive position by fortifying our military bases. We also begin to heavily resupply our men by using crops native to the continent, additionally, with our close contact to water, hygiene and hydration will be no issue at all.

i c ould do alot more than this if i FELT LIKE it

[jagged elm]

bro is anne frank

[humble gate]

the south american map? (sorry if im acting impatient)

[modest mantle]

Feature 1 - Seanamanian Empire continues to develop its industries and infrastructure.
Feature 2 - Venezuela occupies Puerto Rico and now secures full control of the Guyanas and eastern Caribbean.```

Feature 1 - Texas continues its expansion along the BIGGIE river, (Why is it even called the Mississippi irl, we should rename it to biggie river itd be funny)
Feature 2 - Further expansion into the Texan Plains, somewhat.```

[tawdry leaf]

sup chat

[tawdry leaf]

I love the biggie river so much

[modest mantle]

me too

[humble gate]

this texas is now officially bigger then real texas (everything is bigger in texas)

[modest mantle]

Im going to prepare some colonialists on the western frontier of our lands

We will remake texas back into its former glory .

[tawdry leaf]

@modest mantle I sailed to Europe and found HORSE

[modest mantle]

what the fuck

[tawdry leaf]

we can move so much faster

[modest mantle]

this will be revolutionary if we go a few thousand miles to the east

🇲🇳

[elfin dew]

@tawdry leaf ur in europe?

we can trade

[tawdry leaf]

Yeah I was fucking around and finding out

[modest mantle]

Alright

uhh grace period over you can request more expansions now :3

[tawdry leaf]

Well give you like a shit ton of fucking uh cotton if you give a shit ton of horses

[humble gate]

my plan

[elfin dew]

I can do that, breeding horses as fast as possible

[modest mantle]

bro think he the germanic migrations into europe

dont be surprised if you see rome appear out of nowhere

[elfin dew]

wait how did you get all this cotton so fast?

[tawdry leaf]

we have skilled workers

[humble gate]

shhhhh slaves

shhhhhh

[humble gate]

lmao

i will say it nicer

[tawdry leaf]

The slaves are people who commit crimes in our country

[humble gate]

they are b- i mean bad people

[tawdry leaf]

so like if you commit murder you’re a slave for life

keep in mind this is 1415

[frosty echo]

Expanding my colony to Tunisia

[tawdry leaf]

brug

[modest mantle]

HERE IT COMES

CARTHAGE will be soon .

[severe dawn]

Scouts will be sent inland on multiple fronts. We are expanding along the coast up to some inland hills, and we have finally crossed the mountains towards the Arabian Sea. With the seizure of these mountains, we are also able to take advantage of more forested areas to increase our shipbuilding industry

[jagged elm]

The map has been upgraded and we are back in business

[humble gate]

didnt we have 2 TS

[jagged elm]

no that was just testing it out

[elfin dew]

Syhrlandia has developed cutting-edge techniques at harvesting horse seed for the purpose of mass breeding

[humble gate]

oh ok

[jagged elm]

and ive altered the naming system so we're back at 0

[jagged elm]

i want you to say this to yourself but slower

[humble gate]

nice

[elfin dew]

we call it the "enumclaw method"

[jagged elm]

my god

[modest mantle]

its real