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astral plover
slender field
are you christian cos you Israel-i hot
versed basin
Hey girl are you peanut butter because I wanna lick you from the inside out.
twilit kiln
Do you know the difference between history and you? History is the past and you are my future
ruby fulcrum
I'd crawl over a desert of busted glass coke bottles on my bare hands and knees just to hear you fart long distance over a pay phone
astral plover
are you the news? cuz u make my heartbeat too fast
split swift
im aro-ace but ill give it a try
split swift
Hey girl are you peanut butter because I wanna lick you from the inside out.
in five years, if we meet up enough will you be the 50% of space dust that circulates from you to me and me to you? because your just ੈ✩‧₊˚dazzlingੈ✩‧₊˚
verbal wigeon
Are you a transformer? cuz your optimus fine
astral plover
Are you Russian? Because you’re Russian my heart.
Do you like candy? Well you’re the sweetest one.
ruby fulcrum
you do not look a day over fabulous.
if i had 5 minutes alone with you it would actually be three more minutes I woldnt need
you remind me off my third wife....whats that? oh, how many times have I been married? only twice
my God, I would crawl over a desert of broken glass and shaved metal on my bare hands and knees just to hear you pass gas on the telephone.